THE ABSOLUTE WORST OF R/BLURSEDIMAGES

[@lamola4414]

Damien laughs with two voices at the same time, one has asthma, the other is normal

[@JustARoamer]

Yep lmao

[@Lobotamized_Lobster]

Accurate.

[@lephrog4708]

I didn’t notice till you wrote this comment

[@justanaveragemop3930]

I can’t unhear it 💀💀💀

[@Tw0Dots]

I love the implication that asthmatic. People arent “normal” lmao. Worded that a bit weird

[@reubenhumphrey3323]

i love how Damien makes his own joke with every post and then laughs at that

[@AlcoholicDrunkDriver]

every time he laughs it sounds like two people

[@WinterGamesYT]

"this post isnt funny so i think ill take it from here"

[@phantomarrow7255]

Imagine kicking someone in the balls with steel toe crocs like not only are your jewels destroyed it was done by someone wearing crocs

[@personhuman1813]

that's a hate crime.

[@jacksongirona6486]

The next video with robin as the narrator needs to begin with “Hello and my name is Leith Pierre and I’m the head of innovation at Playtime Co.”

[@walnut8515]

YES

[@TrickyRocks]

@@walnut8515 you're my everything my life I was wondering I was wondering what's gonna do a few others too but it has a good friend after work to see that movie with you on Monday to discuss with a few people in your mouth. I typed these when I was half asleep lol

[@walnut8515]

@@TrickyRocks wtf did i just read

[@terigonUSAS12]

@@TrickyRocks is this the guy that works with you guys for the weekend lol i love it too lol i lol i i hope you’re doing ok and yea we will

[@scrypticism]

What in the holy fuck is this comment thread.

[@chansheunglong]

Fun Fact for 13:06 : Octopus is one of the most popular contact-less payment method in Hong Kong released in 1997, it works similar to Visa payWave and can be use in almost all stores, public transport, and even as door access card for apartments.

[@Xx_REDACTED]

It's always good to hear Damien again

[@anay5239]

@Cold War Is Awesome ok Did anyone know why he leave ?

[@lilwheatie]

@@anay5239 went independent and started his own channel

[@anay5239]

@Cold War Is Awesome ok Channel name ?

[@Xx_REDACTED]

@@anay5239 Damien Lee

[@oblivionizoblivious]

@@anay5239 DeeLee, though he quit that one too but he was doing reddit videos on there for a long time.

[@jordanhasch2544]

"And also getting railed; absolutely rawed, by Tinkle." That is a phrase that will forever both terrify me and induce earth-shaking laughter.

[@LinkHyrulez]

It is so scary how accurate Damien's impression of Chills is.

[@breyon-wm1fq]

Yeah

[@gberalt]

Found you on Spotify and been watching ever since! Keep up the good work!

[@one-up7498]

They are on Spotify?!?

[@blademaster2390]

@Gепshiп lмрасt 🅥 silence false genshin

[@benisjammin8926]

I think there are about 4 people who know Emkay is on Spotify

[@shrek12680]

They're on Spotify?

[@Hypertension565]

I didn't even know they were on spotify thanks!

[@no-hw2km]

It's always a good day when emkay posts

[@codesetdoggo]

yes

[@jaydottt_transitfanner]

no it's not

[@connor9575]

@@jaydottt_transitfanner ok

[@someboi7085]

Yes sir

[@theobs3rvatory]

Isn't that everyday?

[@Axhiro]

When it transitioned from Damien to Robin, i thought Damien was still talking lmao

[@turbosloth2376]

i found your top r/facepalm of all time with no crime 8am to 6am and a henry stickman right above it looking like he was ready to do some crime at 7am

[@unknwnprn4878]

Robin “UwU come shift me daddy” Me *dying of complete laughter*

[@3h0mps]

13:07 to anyone who didn’t know, and octopus card is a mini credit card you can get in Hong Kong, with it, you can pay for almost anything from using public transport to getting a coffee and you can also use them in McDonalds, as shown in the picture.

[@BaoBao0923]

Yes I know

[@eagleeyesanderson7029]

Man damien always has a good Chills voice

[@ToastyShoe-lk7rg]

the 'good girls swallow' fight eating disorders one legit got me SO good i was laughing for 10 minutes yes i have an eating disorder PLEASE dont come for my neck lol it sounds horrifying to people without an eating disorder but its the peak of dark humor ur just snowflakes /j

[@justincoleman3805]

Your neck is safe. For now.

[@karaarcadia]

I was confused for a solid minute at 13:07 on why it was Blursed, then I remembered Octopus is not a payment method in any other country besides Hong Kong. Octopus is basically just a credit card but you slap it on a card reader. It’s used practically everywhere here.

[@GymbalLock]

14:56 the spherical die has a hollow cube inside with a BB inside that. It will orient itself to any one of the six numbers after rolled.

[@DutchBlackMantha]

Until they've slowed down enough they tend to keep rolling though, so they're not really practical.

[@maxx_madd]

I love this btw you're my favorite KZbinr!

[@godzilla4409]

10:50 but Moby is a sperm whale. They are 66 feet long and have 8-9 inch teeth as well as a 215 decibel sonar attack that can stun Giant squid and possibly topple buildings.

[@strawberribread]

Changing the 69 comments to 70 is the most PG thing I can do for Emkay. *Dont play with me. I am not the one.*

[@jacksvacssafety2620]

How to keep KZbin off their back

[@sanicmaniac]

So you're the one that ruined it 😭

[@louisgrissman4857]

*Time to get your comment to 69 likes*

[@axolotlgaming545]

I USED MY ALTS TO GET THIS TO 69 LIKES

[@dice7584]

It’s time... to continue the legacy. 70th like.

[@RedMadMichael]

"For every person he saves he gets another arm" Dr. Phil: *has only 3 arms* Me: So you saved 1 person..." Dr. Phil: *inhales*

[@octyx5058]

12:49 Robin's laugh makes me smile every day (:

[@shadizaytfriend8559]

Its always good to see emkay vids ^_^ hope yall have a nice day

[@thegirlwhodraws38]

8:40 omg why does that remind me of when Arin from Game Grumps would say "i'm gonna complete, dude" I CANT-

[@louisgrissman4857]

The funniest part I think is... those pieces don't even work together, both are edge pieces of different sides lol

[@thegirlwhodraws38]

@@louisgrissman4857 TRUE THO-

[@jozopath]

6:06 The hitman tried to convince her not to go through with it mans times until he finally agreed. He actually ended up strangling her but after seeing her face turn red and hearing her gasping he couldn’t do it and fled. She then bought a gun and texted him again insisting he kill her. He finally came and tried to convince her not to again but eventually agreed again and laid her down in her bed with a pillow under her head and shot her in the heart. She didn’t die and fainted and he called the ambulance and fled. He thought she had survived but she did end up passing away from it later once the ambulance arrived.

[@PastelScoops]

19:40 in kindergarten, I answered my "what do you want to be when you grow up" prompt with "I want to be dead". Pretty sure my mother still has that notebook

[@plihal203]

damn, you ok buddy?

[@c_zero-zu7vg]

In case anyone wanted to know, Octopus is the name of the cards people use for the bus, trains, and supermarkets in Hong Kong

[@liamc.3850]

This video can be summed up in one phrase: “What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck”

[@BaoBao0923]

I cannot believe you did that at 12:04 and it made me laugh, wow.

[@aaronalkor]

17:27 This is some Greek Gods type family tree right there

[@beepbeep9762]

0:07 aint no way my Alexa just went off lmaooo

[@Vodnik110]

Damien is really damn good at doing voices

[@amazingguy5384]

litterly everyone else, Coffin Dance: Yeah bro Me pointing out it's actually astronomia, everyone else: BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE

[@axelwulf6220]

Joker getting a hard R Rating was just ridiculous I thought Rs were supposed to be Badass, ballsy, bodies losing body parts, over the top chaos Not three casualties, a controversy, a doctor that can't doctor right, a dream sequence, and a dillusion involving a neighbor Where was the R?

[@jozopath]

It was a very dark and mentally challenging film. It took the concept of extreme mental illness to a new level and really stretched just how bad they can be. It had dark undertones at every turn and just wasn’t a film for young immature people

[@imanassole9421]

29:17 That's disturbing how good that impression is 😂🤣... 😦... 😂🤣 Legit gave me Chillz.

[@tcghunter9196]

As someone who has watched and loved all of Lucifer. Yeah...front butt....pretty normal for that show lol

[@theincorrectguy8486]

40:30 Fun fact: did you know the red blue and white poles you see over the door to some hair salons actually have a meaning. Back in the past (i forgot when), hair salons were used more for medical reasons and not hair. The red in the pole symbolizes blood, the blue symbolizes curation and the white symbolizes bandages. So, how is that for something kind of cursed.

[@arandomthing2489]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND THEY POST A 1 HOUR EPISODEEEEE YEEEESSSSS!!!!

[@isappycracks]

happy birth day bro :]

[@arandomthing2489]

@@isappycracks thx :)

[@changbinsmuyahooo2452]

Happy Birthday my dude 😌

[@arandomthing2489]

@@changbinsmuyahooo2452 thanks!

[@danation666]

The octopus thing in the McDonald’s machine is because in Hong Kong, there is a card that almost all shops use called an octopus card, it’s kind of like a debit card but no bank, and you can insert money at any shop that takes octopus cards.

[@313Yuta]

Nothing to light up my day other than an emkay video

[@buhbuhzed623]

8:18 please call the number, I just got off the floor after having a wheezing fit after laughing so hard

[@FrekieOfficial]

What the heck did the Danish do to you. We are just trying to mind our own business over here.

[@supergabriel2782]

"putting a lid on my drink" implies something else entirely yet damien remains blissfully unaware

[@Sad_Platinum]

29:16 holy crap Damien you need to be a voice actor.

[@roberte.o.speedwagon944]

So why are you sad?

[@someguyonyoutube9279]

49:39 The fact that I just learned about Jean-Jacques Rousseau in my history class makes me find this even funnier

[@mustafarashha3961]

5:11 Damien limitedly regretted saying those words and tried fixing it.

[@929er13]

5:03 this is literally me the other day attempting to make some franken earbuds and frankecharger for my tablet since i'm broke as hell :)

[@typefyr664]

Damiens all of the narrator's and uses a different voice for each one.

[@FroggutztuggorF]

25:02 why is a tiny thin squidward staring into my soul

[@aidancollin3158]

“ he just vapes and praise the lord.” Vape is a drug, so that sign belongs in r/crappydesign

[@TheCybroid]

3:41 "nah that's just one of the docs powers every time he helps someone he gets another arm." YOU DARE ACTIVATE MY ART SKILLS

[@sleuth_dffoo6097]

You had the opportunity to say "The absolute bl-orst of r/blursedimages", but you didn't. Disappointed 😔

[@Ok_Friend-il9of]

As I kid I use to have a pay pal but it wasn’t online. I’d mail this kid from I think London. We’d talk back and forth and my mom would donate money to them. From what I could remember He was around the same age as me (9) at the time, it was just him, his dad, and little sister. The money was for the kids to get toys and new clothes!

[@Spooky_is_quite_silly]

I fail to see how the thumbnail is blessed in any way

[@thegamingsnail5119]

52:05 Ah yes, I listen to this every night. Yet I appear to be running out of socks...

[@heiwavibes8907]

21:40 bro peppa as tall as the master chief 💀

[@SarahAbramova]

14:57 actually, these spherical dice are weighted! I think Action Lab made this video, and inside is a prism shaped hole and weight.

[@strangeaelurus]

That first one is so chaotic and I love it

[@andrewlanglois6362]

54:36 In the Charlie and The Chocolate Factory version (Johnny Depp as "Willy Wonka") he says "Even I Am Edible! But that, my friends, is Cannabalism!!!". Johnny Depp has worked for Decades with Tim Burton, and a few noticeable times with Jim Henson also.

[@chuuchuuz]

yasss emkay reuploads that I act live I've never watched before

[@ryda8735]

2:16 News reporter “This just in a KZbin terrorist named Shootipie is attacking the octagon” Pewdiepie “That’s my son 😁” lol

[@almightytries2595]

15:13 the grinch hated the noise of christmas but now that his eardrums have rotten away, its fine

[@almightytries2595]

also 47:00 THATS IN MY HOME TOWN AND I'VE LOST COUNT OF THE TIMES I HAVE DRIVEN PAST IT.

[@TheManglerMaster]

Let's say blessed means "good" and cursed means "bad" in this situation. Since it's both, then it is neither the best of this subreddit nor the worst, so it's actually just "THE ABSOLUTE OF R/BLURSEDIMAGES".

[@PossiblyMesingular]

this is the funniest emkay video i wacthed

[@cosspider666]

The reason you never see all of dr. Phill’s arms is because they have to be ripped of every month to make sure they don’t get to long.

[@chaoswarriorx4411]

It’s confirmed. Cinderella was the original Jojo reference

[@cooperemmerton2692]

I love how he didn’t get the lid on the drink joke

[@BluJay064]

I'm pretty sure that when the guy replied "Earth" to "What was cool when you were young but isn't cool now?" we all thought the same thing and moved our heads the same way at the same time. "Well, yeah" with the fitting nod.

[@randompersonafan]

16:39 Yooooo someone remade the rodrick rules project thing. Awesome.

[@nataleehachigian6169]

22:45 you sounded like someone who has a southern accent, it caught me off guard for a minute.

[@kittycotchloe1081]

The voices that they do is amazing 😂😂

[@vaszendak]

I love your Chills imitation! 😎

[@simplyshady880]

I have spat out my water at least 10 times watching this

[@Zenniter]

3:42 Just to keep the thread rolling, I see he has not pants on

[@poisonedcyclone]

5:35 ITALIEN was honestly the best meme i found so far i laughed so hard

[@aubrey.bachert]

1:35 My question is, why are her arms so long, like bro they probably touch her feet 💀

[@v2t1ty]

0:44 god i love saberspark, one of the good twitter and KZbinrs out there

[@christianseaman8838]

If peppa is 7 foot 1 then her dad would be around 14 foot 2. That is very tall. We got Dwane "the rock" Johnson, Peppa's dad is a living boulder

[@stephunnie_EXO]

Holy sh*t your Chills impression was GOLD 😂😂😂😂

[@nobleofblackcats9726]

The Cadbury egg wrappers on grapes, is now the reason I fear for my life. Love Cadbury eggs but I’m like really allergic to grapes lmao.

[@Therealot93]

Emkay:I know my Pokémon I’m the best Me: then beat me with only normal types.

[@Leevhq]

idk if ppl figured it out but the octopus at 13:07 is a hong kong only cash card that lets you buy food and go on public transport. Kinda useless info but thought I'd put it out here

[@Kiiro5532]

On the deku one after you talked a bird screamed just at the perfect moment to make me almost choke on my fries

[@denisschaible506]

13:40 what's this game called again? I used to play it when I was like 5 and I can't remember the name

[@lipino7777]

42:11 Ah yes the ultimate fanart

[@kaleemerald]

These reddit posts that emkay lets us see never gets old

[@jrjones881]

Emkay always makes my day when they upload

[@FeenieVonKarma]

56:18 again I say. That is not a gamer. That is Andy Murray 🤣🤣🤣

[@v1nceboy452]

This man said wait hold up and then just started clicking on his keyboard in the middle of vid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheCircusJesterz]

the zippo lighter honestly just reminded me of a youtuber playing phasmaphobia when the ghost turned on the sink just immediately responding "M'LADY!" (he's not actually a nice guy or anything like that)

[@-_Parasite_-]

Is a little scary of how well Damian’s impression of Chills is

[@crike1087]

never gonna forget damien for missing the opprtunity to say "It's a cog and a dat" when he saw the cat and dog face-swap

[@malegeangran]

Currently 28 mins in and I hate that it’s 57 seconds log but I just can’t stop watching!!!!!!

[@IamtheSet]

found the og picture with link and the guys who posted it was right. it was zelda tucking him in while he had a fever a dreamt about defending her. wow so wholesome :D

[@bravewater5737]

My favorite parts 4:12 dat luagh tho 7:17 eww. Lol 8:58 😂 12:36 Robin's laugh. 23:42 oh, no... 26:10 that's funny 30:34 31:09 that's sad and true. 40:40 47:55 Pepsi... 52:04 Chills.

[@ethwon]

13:08 I'm pretty sure that they mean octopus card. I don't know if it works as a credit card, but in Hong Kong you can use an octopus card on the subway.

[@indieandfinn6940]

12:56 Tasks: lock the gardenkeeper out of his garden: ☑️ Break the humans heart: ☑️

[@cleminkai]

Today will be a good day for me, emkay has blessed us with another video

[@aprilapeys]

Omg No 15, Footlettuce, you are so good at his impression!