The Jedi who took the poison clearly had a premonition about this show and put himself out of his misery
@ProjectRedfoot3 ай бұрын
"My space-lawyer recommended I take the poison." Lol
@samuraichicken23153 ай бұрын
He saw the script for season 2.
@weirdheriawan3 ай бұрын
The Actors probably thinking to himself: "So This is how it feel to be in Game Of Thrones season 8?"
@Zarreth3 ай бұрын
@@weirdheriawan Thing is, does this make him typecasted for this sort of thing at this point?
@itree43 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 best comment ever!! 💯👍🏾
@cesariojpn3 ай бұрын
Its amazing Disney somehow managed to make "Lesbian Space Witches" sound unsexy.
@sagethegreat46803 ай бұрын
You are going to have to go to Brazzers for the good version of this show 😂
@LumberjackVictim3 ай бұрын
@@sagethegreat4680 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@callumholland89323 ай бұрын
There's 30 odd rule34 pics even the weirdos won't touch it
@ace.of.skulls3 ай бұрын
“Communist Lesbian Space Witches”
@dudemantoys20613 ай бұрын
lmao!!!!!!! leave it to Disney to screw up lesbians
@joshuajohnson17963 ай бұрын
I already feel for Anna having to watch episode 3 next 😂😂😂😂
@MatthewRLawhon3 ай бұрын
and episode 7 🤣
@jamesr.50853 ай бұрын
At That Star Wars Girl. Episode 5 is the other half of the budget.
@Zarreth3 ай бұрын
@@jamesr.5085 Eh, i still think it's gone to outlets and online troll farms to constantly promote it and attack those who criticize it. The people defending this online are people turned up to 11 to a degree i've honestly never seen before. They went straight to 111.
@hblaub3 ай бұрын
Godzilla had a story. What's even the point of Acolyte? To eff without weapons? To have witches chanting? No clue what it actually is about.
@CodexisInkwind3 ай бұрын
Master diabeetus could have worked if they just put some alien makeup/cosmetics on him. Most would assume that was just what his species is like
@Fantasma983 ай бұрын
I made the right choice of not watching it
@dudemantoys20613 ай бұрын
You have no fu*kin idea dude lol
@Fantasma983 ай бұрын
@@dudemantoys2061 lol if it’s already bad why waist your time 🤣
@dudemantoys20613 ай бұрын
@@Fantasma98 I'm not watching it but I do enjoy watching reactions to it :) So I've basically seen most of it through those :( lol
@christopherloyd89383 ай бұрын
Me neither. I was gonna take a chance last night, but I just passed out. I tried this with Madame Web.I wasn't going to do it again. Leslie needs to be fired or divorced One or the other is going to happen.I'm sorry. 😂👍💯
@Kon123-x9n2 ай бұрын
@@dudemantoys2061 same
@miorandmior3 ай бұрын
On the matter of the overweight jedi , its not bodyshaming mentioning it. Have you ever seen an overweight, tubby guy in the real shaolin temple? The old masters perhaps, but not the young bucks. The training wont allow it.
@samuelmichiels88073 ай бұрын
Mark Hamill PANICS, Deletes SHOCKING TWEET After Trump Incident!
@genebaker5113 ай бұрын
I swear that Disney made the Jedi all look like Star Wars fans as a way for mockery. That's how Disney sees in the fandom.
@vana.johnson88453 ай бұрын
@@genebaker511 They did that years ago with Jake Milkshakedrinker, Krylo Ren, Admiral Oldhoe and Rey Palpatine.
@leonnunhofer34533 ай бұрын
Especially the fat jedi looks like he is from some fan event 🤷♂️
@mikkelnpetersen3 ай бұрын
Don't watch it too much, it's not good for you, the stupidity is harmful.
@knewhunter13 ай бұрын
Gotta say, this trend of videos not showing Anna's face kinda mirrors what they are doing to Star Wars. Removing the best stuff.😐
@RenegadeFilmForce3 ай бұрын
A$$olite...it's the A$$OLITE, Anna!! 🤣🤣 But really Anna, thank you for doing what you do! BTW would TOTALLY love to collab on a live stream sometime if you're up for it! With Disney bolloxing up SO MUCH it's now down to us as fans to make better productions, and I along with a much bigger name SW youtuber and others are assembling to build one helluva production...THAT will be something to talk about!
@applefortynine82073 ай бұрын
You must react to Ep. 3! We need your response to the new “May the Force be with you” and “ This is the Way.”
@steveyoung79573 ай бұрын
Great video. You brought up several issues I haven’t seen addressed elsewhere. 👍👍👍
@charlesjhemphilliii47923 ай бұрын
You just confirmed my belief that it's a cluster flop. Not gonna waist my money streaming it.
@ProjectRedfoot3 ай бұрын
Waist? Lmao
@BonafideShaunDent3 ай бұрын
What gets me is the room Torbin is in. It is more like he is in an open space in a hallway. The door is always open and there is a back way in that must be open as well. The dude is just out in the open. I would expect him to be in something that looked more like a room where I guy would go to be in solitude
@endless3cho3 ай бұрын
There is a giant skylight as well.
@MrKevin4863 ай бұрын
It gets even worse if you can believe that.
@johnshivley60893 ай бұрын
Don't think, just consume star wars. None of it has to make sense, it's Disney star wars and all it needs is D.E.I. Smilo-ren is a trans man, that's the big reveal 🤣
@DEATH-THE-GOAT3 ай бұрын
An ice planet!? I thought it was _salt_ 🤪
@nochannelxxodysee3 ай бұрын
Lesley Headlamp or whatever needs to stick with being someone's assistant, cause she sucks at what she's doing now. TSWG your review of the 1st Acolyte episode was the best I've seen. I've looked forward to another and you didn't disappoint, thanks!
@leonnunhofer34533 ай бұрын
In the show, the guy she wants to kill is just around 8 - 10 years older than the twins. He is supposed to be 30 or younger. He was padawan, now it's something like 10 years later. They try to make him look like 40+. They can't even keep up with the age of their own characters. This guy should be in his prime now, the first years of his prime, late 20s, not old. It's a stupid show 🤦♂️
@evanflynn46803 ай бұрын
Tommen Baratheon/Lannister: It would be nice if someone in the show explained the meditation trance for ten years thing to explain why his hair, nails, etc weren't all ten years worth of growth while he's got a force shield around him. There's a padawan and the good twin right there who could ask about it, have Sol explain that it suspends or greatly slows all biological processes, or something really simple like that.
@Chrupignat3 ай бұрын
Why Anna, why? Why do you do this to yourself and the alien? Keep away from it if you value your sanity. Anyway stay healthy and happy 😉
@johnmiwa62563 ай бұрын
I love TSWG's reviews. But I fear for the safety of the alien inside her if she continues watching The Acolyte.
@varanid93 ай бұрын
Oh, come now, HOW could it possibly get even worse??
@leonnunhofer34533 ай бұрын
Episode 3
@drtaverner3 ай бұрын
Every episode is worse.
@tanisparker12823 ай бұрын
Anna say "waaman" better than anyone 😂
@torysalinas92493 ай бұрын
That was the Jedi B team in the show
@vana.johnson88453 ай бұрын
So now we have Jedi Master Friar Tuck? "Say What!" - Sugarfoot Bonner - Lyric Love Roller Coaster
@pentifexmonolith3 ай бұрын
no it is not Jedi Master Friar Tuck, it is Execute Order 66 Chicken McNuggets
@vana.johnson88453 ай бұрын
@@pentifexmonolith "Say What!" Ohio Players Sugarfoot Bonner style 🫢🤭😏😆😅😂🤣 Execute Order 66 Fillet-O-Fish more like it....! McNuggets are better 🤔.
@somarriba3333 ай бұрын
I really hate how lame looking they make the Jedi look. No kid today would want to pretend to be a Jedi. The fight scenes are really bad, too. Star Wars is not kung fu.
@Byronic191343 ай бұрын
Of all the issues this show has, which is like literally everything about it except for the fight scenes and the Force Fu shxt is absolutely cool looking.
@somarriba3333 ай бұрын
@@Byronic19134 Right. Lightsabers wildly missing targets or just aiming at other lightsabers is awesome. Jedi masters swinging light sabers in a forest behind trees nowhere near the opponent looks awesome too. Power levels that make absolutely no sense when padawans can somehow last longer than the masters. Hand to hand combat with Force users forgetting that they can actually use the Force is awesome. It's all terrible.
@leonnunhofer34533 ай бұрын
The whole show is like it's made by headless, female chickens. It's bad indeed 😂
@BonafideShaunDent3 ай бұрын
Also how did Torbin become a master by just floating? Anakin was an active Jedi fighting in wars and he was denied the level of Master for a time yet this guy just force meditates and he gets master status.
@Malorm-h1i3 ай бұрын
Forgive me for this spoiler... Episode 7 is the other flashback episode, the companion to the putrid episode 3. The jedi did nothing wrong. Dude had no reason to off himself, he did nothing wrong
@snarflcat61873 ай бұрын
PARAPHRASED From the arguably best Star Wars in 30 years, Andor: “Wear their uniform and act like you belong, and they won’t even question your right to being there. They are too conceited to even IMAGINE that they could be fooled.” And to reinforce that…the Jedi Order has had close to a full millennium of Sith-free Galaxy. Even Yoda wasn’t alive when the Sith were a thing (AFATK).
@snarflcat61873 ай бұрын
“And no Jedi can sense her…believe it or not.” YEAH, SO, for DECADES a LORD OF THE SITH walked among them in the Senate and was in the same room with dozens of Jedi quite literally on a daily basis… not one ever got a clue until a Force born prodigy figured it out… and even he HAD TO BE TOLD by that Sith Master what he was. Mace Windu, MASTER Sith Finder was blindsided, AS WAS YODA!
@polishprince473 ай бұрын
FYI Star Wars Theory is Secretly a Jedi Knight!! 😎
@sagethegreat46803 ай бұрын
Oh it's way dumber than that Anna 😂
@andrewbaggley2763 ай бұрын
Anna: Re your comment at 21:50 - yes. By every logical process that I can render, by every accounting trick I am familiar with, yes. There is no other reason for "The Acolyte" to have been produced, completed and released other than to have it as a tax-grab to compensate for what "Inside-Out 2" is pulling in. Otherwise, it was simply for Kennedy to give Headland a vanity project, and for Headland herself to be able to lament how no one has, does or ever will appreciate this work of unrecognized genius.
@DEATH-THE-GOAT3 ай бұрын
4:20 _"behold, force barber power"_
@LaraA553 ай бұрын
@That Star Wars Girl Anna, my forehead hurts from the constant facepalming I do when I watch this show. The Jedi temple on the planet didn't look or feel like Jedi temple. And how Master diabetes treated the young girl so badly in an agressive manner...so unjedi like. And the absurd announcement of you are under arrest by the padawan when she was hovering the ship...My god, this is the worst bad show I have ever seen in such a long time. This is an embarrassment to DISNEY Star Wars.
@kennethellingsen59023 ай бұрын
Spoiler alert, it gets much much worse...!
@DevinRidley3 ай бұрын
I find your lack of security disturbing 😂
@sagethegreat46803 ай бұрын
Hey don't make fun of master juan ton . He is so powerful he can use the force and gravity at the same time .
@banthatracks_gaffisticks3 ай бұрын
I know that's right.
@z350k033 ай бұрын
Wait till she hears the diss track lmao 🤣 😂
@napoleonfeanor3 ай бұрын
The Alcoholyte
@pikeb.39933 ай бұрын
OMG, yes, did not realize that Torbin is played by the actor who portrayed Tommen in GoT 😱
@fadedmogli51793 ай бұрын
Anna on EFAP for the inevitable end of season discussion?
@gothamzknight02193 ай бұрын
Someone is cutting his hair and triming his beard...😂😂😂😂
@RoxRevanharte3 ай бұрын
Good luck with the rest of this series. It gets waaaaaay worse.
@quietprofessional3 ай бұрын
9:30 If one wants to hunt for food, poison is not the way to go. Me thinks Headlamp must have poisoned animals as a kid, plausibly.
@Anna-fw7lm3 ай бұрын
How Jedi Tommen was able to become a jeadi knight and then a jedi master if he's been there meditating since the incident? When didi he aquire a padawan of his own to be called 'master'? How?
@hkaayaakuu3 ай бұрын
Jedi are a naughty bunch stealing power and causes inconvenience 😂
@ramstrikk31493 ай бұрын
I like to use game of thrones as a benchmark for going down the toilet, and this is a close comparison
@sagethegreat46803 ай бұрын
They should have given him sauron's wig 😂
@D.M.Handy19843 ай бұрын
SITH want to take a doodoo on star wars because it outs their evil plans...
@MiguelFarah3 ай бұрын
Stop reviewing this thing, Anna! Will no one think of the _alien?_
@julesmasseffectmusic3 ай бұрын
Someone has been sterotyped as a self deleter.
@drtaverner3 ай бұрын
I'm sorry you're subjecting yourself to this.
@fragamus3 ай бұрын
Get’s worse->gets worse
@fragamus3 ай бұрын
That thing is just for adding a little extra flair to words that end with s.
@remylebeau4699Ай бұрын
Why is every clip I see of this so dark?!?! When did directors think it was better for the audience to not be able to actually see what was happening?
@Synlidwirh3 ай бұрын
The show is bad but... the content coming from you and several others talking about it has been gold and fun. The reactions are better then anything they could have put out.
@WazirAziz-g1h3 ай бұрын
Be kind women, this show only have a budget of 180 million dollars.
@AlexsFerrari3 ай бұрын
Yeah and the quality is lower than a Dhar Mann video that’s made in less than a million dollars
@D.M.Handy19843 ай бұрын
She's probably thinking the jedi would succumb to the darkside and be arrogant and egotistical like *she* *would* so it supposedly makes sense because they "thought *it* *would* *never* happen" I *guarantee* *you*, that *is* the case because she thinks like a SITH based on her writing.
@miorandmior3 ай бұрын
Im still sore about the carrie ann moss bait and switch . She and lee jung jae was the reason i was intially excited for the show. 'They' 😁 killed trinity off within 20 mins of the first episode and made lee jung jae act off a horrific script and around amatuerish actors. Btw IT OS MONEY LAUNDERING. (of you do some research about how maoney is laindered, it eill be pretty clear it is) . Its money laundering with a dose of virute signalling while theyre at it.
@leebishop75913 ай бұрын
Can't wait for Anna to watch episode 3. She shud do a LIVE watch.
@IamHomelander3 ай бұрын
Questions for The Nepolyte Cast: Strong female protagonist (Osha)- why is she seduced to the dark side from a nude scene with a guy that just murdered her friends and kidnapped her to a different planet? Darth Love Sausage- congrats for being the most well endowed character in the franchise. I’m sure that will sell a bunch of action figures. Jedi Master Torbin- how did you even become a Jedi if all you want to do is go home after less than 2 months. Guess the galaxy be damned cause you miss your couch and TV. Also the times don’t add up. If you’re in your bubble for 10 years that means you went from Palawan to Master in 5 years. Sorry Anakin, this guys a better Jedi. Also, why drink the poison at all, if you didn’t do anything wrong? Jedi Master Trinity- how did you kill a dozen lesbian space witches using the force, but die to a single assailant in a bar fight? Jedi Master Squidgame- how come we’re so in-tune with our emotions, and not making logical decisions, IF WE’RE GNIKCUF JEDI !?! Jedi Master Nepotism- why are you bald when everything portrayed prior, shows Vernestra with purple hair, and a personality? Mother Aniseya- why on Earth would you turn into a demonic force-ghost at a time of tension, and not just say “Osha may leave if she desires”.
@markkoops26113 ай бұрын
Anna's doing an amazing job enduring this garbage long enough to summarise and review for us.
@nickerson19713 ай бұрын
Is that Hot Pie? The Jedi?
@StaryBrudnyLis1873 ай бұрын
Its amandla she dont need the force she got diversity
@jamesr.50853 ай бұрын
500th like! Yay me. Drunk dirty dude, the creepy guy, love your nicknames "bro go take a shower"😂. It does get worse and then a little better. The predictable of the show is the worst part. The set in e3 alone probably cost most of the budget.
@rsh80573 ай бұрын
Wait till anna learns the reason underlying tomlens guilt. It will be mind blowing.
@jonathonboon93963 ай бұрын
So with the poison aspect they are probably getting ideas from indigenous tribes of the amazon that use poison arrow frogs to hunt prey with. So it is a thing
@Dem1Kun3 ай бұрын
So someone made the explanation to me that, essentially, this is supposed to he the 'high republic' timeline. That this is supposed to he THE MOST de-militarized point for the Jedi, where they're barely more than glorified cops. They're basically untrained, and barely connected with the force themselves.
@Dodge-gh9om3 ай бұрын
Disney is woke trash !!! Somebody that loves star wars needs to purchase it from Disney and do a hard reset . Then come out swinging with the dark empire. I would spend money once again on star wars. Disney got me good with the abomination the force awakins,wallet got shut! Not spending hard earned money on garbage. Keep up the great work.
@MarkLittle-rq2bq3 ай бұрын
Oh...you're just on Episode 2. Like that Backman-Turner Overdrive song says, 'You ain't seen nothin' yet."
@maddercat3 ай бұрын
lol she's gonna flip when she gets caught up...
@leftnuts93322 ай бұрын
Jedi Master Gordo!
@Schfiftyfivezz55zz3 ай бұрын
You are what you eat Anna
@DaNewWaveLee3 ай бұрын
I don’t think the Jedi on Brendok were evil. They were just conflicted.
@Icd3000I3 ай бұрын
Well, he said that the poison stops acting in a couple of hours
@polishprince473 ай бұрын
The Force Is Strong With DRUNK3PO!! 😎
@EamonThePhilogynistWalford3 ай бұрын
^Much needed hugs for Anna 🫂❤️^ If your son grows up to be as great a roaster of Disney shills as Mr Grizzy is, bubby Anna, then you ought to be proud of him. 👍🙂
@jlo11953 ай бұрын
Lesley Headland's twin is Drew Carey...
@Houston123ABC3 ай бұрын
Actually there are tribes that do hunt with poison tipped arrows and spears.
@sailorpluto99143 ай бұрын
Master Diabetes? LMAO 🤣🍖🍔🍟🍕🍩🥤🥤🥧
@LaraA553 ай бұрын
Yup, looks like he has been lazy with his training. Master Yoda wouldn't be impressed
@WarrenGdog283 ай бұрын
Well i hung out with the OG Star Wars Char Sunday
@AncestorEmpire13 ай бұрын
Disney and Lucasfilm, the high republic plot has been a disaster since day one. It failed in the comics. It failed in Jedi Fallen 2/Jedi Survivor. And now it failed in the Acolyte.
@dragon_slayer20263 ай бұрын
It will get worse. Just wait until Episode 7 where we see in-depth what the Jedi did on Witch World. Basically they did nothing wrong, and everyone would be alive if the witches hadn't flipped their shit. And remember that they let apothecary dude off with a warning after admitting to being knowingly and willingly complicit in a murder. I'm guessing the writers couldn't think of any other way to get him out of trouble so he could be important later without giving away the (obvious) twist. It is a big steaming pile of incompetence, the entire series.
@RudyPipich3 ай бұрын
He’s Darth Jack Sparrow 😂
@thantrus3 ай бұрын
X-23 Padawan lookes like that chick who used to be in Die Antwerd lol
@jayvierra62723 ай бұрын
Walkin around like, Ohhoh. Lah da doo... haha
@christopherloyd89383 ай бұрын
Wait a minute didn't they say pacifically? Anna, I remember that they're gonna find people who don't know s*** about star. Wars, Well , I guess they made true on their promise. Disaster😂😂😂
@sylvianraccoon3 ай бұрын
how worse? Kathleen is still in charge. It ain't going to change.
@DSKekaha3 ай бұрын
Why do you think a local Jedi Temple (?) in Poortown would need high security? Is B&E and burglary a big issue at a frikking Jedi Temple? They think Sith are a fairy tale, and they seem to think they have no natural enemies.
@AReallyUnrealOne3 ай бұрын
Spoiler alert! It does not get better, it gets much, much worse.
@matthewhannigan46663 ай бұрын
I want representation! Where's Jedi Knight Psoriasis?
@bisdakaraokeatbp3 ай бұрын
It's like the rings of power treatment all over again rip
@fishlobs3 ай бұрын
so much truth here
@faitheffect2543 ай бұрын
This is way too entertaining listening to That Starwars Girl lose her shit very 9 seconds for 30minutes. I hope they make more Acolyte not for acolyte (because it sucks so badly) but to listen to the weekly meltdown.
@davidsharlot67943 ай бұрын
Are you serious, there is clearly a Jedi Master barber
@taxiuniversum3 ай бұрын
In movies, the character of the hero is in a way indirectly defined by the characteristics of the adversary he has to face. Simply put: A great villain makes for a great hero. Kennedy and Headland have to awkwardly script their antagonists (usually men, and any person of dignity) into being mouthbreathing morons - being entirely oblivious to what that says about their heroes. 😏 These two are just like gamers who are using cheat codes, and who are getting a high out of mowing everybody down, enabled by the unfair advantage they enjoy. Pitiful.