Dad got the shiny trebuchet (The Bazaar)

[@rolan638]

bro turned on turtledad like the eye of sauron man

[@TwoDementedGuys]

Bro was just posting and suddenly found himself in the damp Panopticon

[@true2mys3lf]

type a chatters feeling their fingers pulled to the keyboard to type something like frodo feels the pull of the ring

[@PotionSmeller]

Imagine being a type A chatter who gave wrong advice, got publicly humiliated, asked to submit an apology form, managed to bungle that too, and then when they finally handed the form in other chatters started backseating mistakes in the form. I'd turn into a type Z chatter

[@papsphin]

I'm loving when he calls out chatters to fill out the form, so funny

[@alexrisso6257]

Dr asks if i want general anesthesia for my wisdom teeth removal, I say no because bazaar trebuchet build will sedate my senses enough

[@Gabu_]

Funny, just had a wisdom tooth removed two days ago. NL is the only reason why I managed to fall asleep that day.

[@crazyscientist5746]

I paint my ball red, but I dont walk in straight lines

[@smoof4770]

dodgeball players when they have a white ball and are having balls thrown at them

[@kevinjockey12]

You do know not all boulders say another round?

[@bloodcottoncandy]

You're all ball no canon. Please seek medical help.

[@jacobadderley2643]

+2

[@Pebphiz]

Next time boys, less cannon, more ball.

[@axloverhead]

We're Turtle Dad guys, of course we contest the order of the current board

[@chris.richard]

Starts the round just eviscerating a chatter. You love to see it.

[@elmoinapanda7021]

Making them apologize is another level of petty lmao 😭

[@MrGuySenpai]

NL must have gotten a rare encounter irl because he's got the shiny enchant on the domepiece.

[@doogan3180]

Is this the only good bald joke? Take my +2 and begone with you.

[@Chromodar]

Is multicast even good on the dome tho? 🤔

[@boyxgamer]

​@@Chromodar multicasting dome is crazy work

[@Koltronn]

Imagine everyone saying oh you’ll love this character, and the character is just a pig with rancid vibes

[@papsphin]

Landlord vibes 🤮

[@brandondeakins564]

"I hate the pig" all his pig hatred is directly tied to his inability to read

[@radarhead82]

reading makes his head hurt :(

[@goadooo]

its too much for a guy like him

[@sonate7]

24:34 the big bad wolf in awe at the quick wits and engineering know-how of the third little pig

[@TheDumbDwarf.]

+2

[@christopherangstadt926]

+2

[@RosemaryCemetery]

+2

[@KilTurtle_]

RIP turtle dad, I'll cya in the pond in the sky father

[@wickedsamurai3323]

His love for the clamera confuses me as someone who enjoys watching successful runs

[@VulcanP90]

the only time clamera ever helped me was when I got a jitte on day 3 and already had some other slow stuff.

[@aidantaylor3324]

instant slow at start of combat is pretty good in the fastest fights. Slow is a bit of a quiet but powerful effect, so I'm not too bothered unless there's a much better option available

[@klh_io]

@@aidantaylor3324 but literally any other option is usually better

[@emerz3530]

2:40 Holy the chatter was right. The regen event saved him.

[@quincyjones9657]

3:36 the rotation of the hypothetical bread he made in his mind kills me

[@kosviik9584]

"Attaching a bayonet to a sword is pretty funny" - said the Chatter as the two other alternatives were a Cannon, and a Trebuchet.

[@thethinker9]

We're "We're x guys of course x" guys of course we're going to post this on every video.

[@marcr196]

+2

[@Danish_3]

+2

[@kornelparoczai1763]

I don't get how he could hate the pig when it's the perfect hero to do the "dance with the one that brought you" thing he does with Vanessa

[@michielankersmit8656]

poor Turtledad, NL wanted to flex on him for knowing better than chat

[@maxwellebert7787]

Wonder if Turtle_Dad ever got that apology form filled out in time. Update: I may have spoken too soon

[@patrykwos4811]

He did

[@armypig2255]

turtle cried after that

[@TexasOmertosa]

Egg is always buying chocolate because he “has too much gold” and then runs out of gold

[@justacryptid4687]

We're "no balls mode" guys, of course we're all cannon

[@masonguthrie2856]

This man is a bread visionary

[@ColevLost]

That last one was the clearest case of “I’m you but better” I’ve seen all day

[@Carsa-is6vb]

I will never get tired of Egg bashing God of War. Someone has to say how it is

[@markmeyer8077]

10:52 the smirk when he recognizes the voice line.

[@jeremy.N]

took some time to do pistol math on a crit, you reload 2 if you have 6 shots, then your expected number of total shots: 0% -> 6 shots 10% -> 7.34 shots 20% -> 9.44 shots 30% -> 13.13 shots 40% -> 20.87 shots 50% -> 42 shots 60% -> 125 shots 70% -> over 500 shots (basically you should be going infinite) my recommendation is going at least 50% on it if you want to rely on the weapon.

[@jeremy.N]

in case anyone cares, the exact formula is surprisingly simple: Expected number of shots = (6 - 25x + 44x^2 - 39x^3 + 18x^4 - 3x^5) / (1-x)^6 where x is your crit chance (x=0.4 would be 40% for example)

[@Pedun42]

Dude actually uses paint

[@frycookHJ]

every fight was over before it would have ran out of ammo even with 0 crits. He could have taken a knife for the same reason

[@Frozeninmymind]

I love this “Fill out the Form” arc. Wonderful. Love it. A bit of pushback, a bit spicy attitude.

[@Greenbee12964]

Screamed when he got the burn enchant on the katana

[@chucktowski_]

Was waterwheel a better choice?

[@Countertexts]

aegis living on the board with absolutely zero scrutiny, just freeloading.

[@IotaTurtle]

Hi, not related to Turtledad, but i started playing the bazaar about a week ago and I've just found your content. I appreciate watching someone that also views bronze and silver runs as a success. I have learned a lot watching you develop in your videos. From the non dad turtles

[@ItsRyanHello]

24:33 The big bad wolf after only being able to blow down 2 pig houses

[@kurowasanabe]

Not all Jebalians move in straight lines, you know.

[@Suckmuh]

-Dooley noises-, but I don't use fucking paint dude.

[@ninjacell2999]

you hate the pig? get ready to learn Jabellian buddy

[@dragonleaderlee]

"Its not fun. Its not funnest." - Billy Crystal, probably

[@englishish]

So long as you're having fun playing Vanessa, keep playing Vanessa. We'll be here for it.

[@Unterhosegotti]

The amount of bazaar makes me crazy and I love every cherry of it

[@KingRonin1]

"i hate the pig" does he know

[@JPTQJR]

Reynad really timed the maintenance whenever NL uploads a video

[@rathervalor]

peak NL viewership is not knowing if you've seen this in a librarian video before

[@rathervalor]

nevermind when he got to turtle dad i remembered the apology form

[@SalmonTime]

Rip Turtledad

[@diecow]

I paint my shit red, i'm afraid

[@Roxas1639]

3:38 when you're desperately trying to convince Sam-I-am to give green eggs and ham a try

[@childhoodfriendsalwayswin]

I love his thumbs up in the thumbnail. Very Kuuga-like.

[@Galchoo1]

KAMEN RIDER MENTION!!!🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@probably_pj]

someone incept this man and get the clamera out of his dollhouse

[@lg6707]

Hate to break it to ya but pig is only good for people that can read.

[@weird_0432]

I hate to break it to you, but you are why he doesn’t read the KZbin comments

[@lg6707]

@@weird_0432 Hate to break it to you, but who would read the youtube comments when you post 4 a day? No time for sleep?

[@Leto_0]

​@weird_0432 It's funny and accurate. NL is a big boy, he doesn't need you defending him from jokes, or trying to speak for him

[@jeremy.N]

50:45 NL is correct again, y'all need to fill out the forms. for reference there is piranha (and cutlass, i think?) that deal double crit damage, which is 4x damage on a crit. so this is quadruple crit damage or 8x damage on a crit

[@klh_io]

The tooltip sucks. Crit is +100%, double crit is 2x = +200%, quad is 4x = +400% It does 1k. Cutlass is confusing people because it's also multicast 2

[@jeremy.N]

@klh_io oh really? Good to know, I'll fill out the form

[@arlanengin6904]

“We paint our shit red but we don’t use shit or whatever” wish I had friends who watched NL so I could clip that banger

[@MrNinjaMan369]

And the saga of egregious misplays continues 😂 you gotta love it

[@deetsitmeisterjd]

"You be the trebuchet" " *Creak* *pfftunk* *weee* " "Silly Daddy that's not what the trebuchet says, you are supposed to be a historical recreation of a 4th - 15th century siege weapon" "My daughter is smarter than you chat" Me making up a hypothetical NL/Luna conversation where she owns him.

[@xTobsecretx]

“I see it [bread] as its entirely own media” NL is an honorary German as of this line.

[@Vincentoist]

5:14 no one thinks you're crazy for that

[@Hab2320]

Oh god he’s calling himself dad

[@aelix56]

Bro out there straight up cranking his trebuchet

[@philfjell7052]

All he knows is trebuchet ✊😭

[@callummcneill6266]

Did you see the dog win posted just before?

[@cawfee254]

treb is the only vanessa build with a crumb of consistency and not requiring you to retool your board all at once after saving items up in your stash for 5 days

[@superfactorial5717]

The Trebler

[@Jude-yk9uc]

Tbf its either that or gamba on solo weapon crows nest. Everything else is just a degree too inconsistent rn

[@papsphin]

@@cawfee254 idk that galleon build kinda went off

[@Blarghmasta]

39:58 when I snapped after shouting at him to take out katana and shield item for water wheel. Fire enchant on copper katana, kms.

[@ultimatedsoup5965]

new thumbnail, i accept🙂👍

[@MrAndrewaziz]

24:39 who's gonna tell him he simply can't read and only uses dog and beast of burden when he olays Pygmalion?

[@IMadeUpKear]

11:00 NL making the EXACT same joke as yesterday. I got your number, bud.

[@AkJakolantern]

"Pig doesn't have weapons" bro got ten wins with dog and llama 😂

[@KingKobra98]

I like how at the end he’s making fun of people who shift their whole run when he does that all the time, or at least he used to until he decided he wanted to never pivot.

[@Twizzler300]

4:05 bald man begs for hot cannon to face

[@jacksongillette697]

Is X the everything app a slime reference? Or a NL reference? Ik they pay attention to each other. But I heard it from slime first from the voicemail bit.

[@wavewithus4081]

Any updates on when the game becomes free? Really want to play this thing

[@cryptorcd9352]

Probably in Jan if they don't push it back more

[@DJchoppa666]

episode should be called “FILL OUT THE FORM!!!”

[@Deedledoodlit]

If only there had immediately been a sparring partner to test the sword from the lord of the wastes on.....

[@TheCommentler]

Sometimes NL sounds like Bryan Cranston and I’m loving every minute of it baby

[@myslead]

Amazing call on the regen on first day

[@vTworz]

the "fill out the form" bits im fucking crying

[@morgadoapi4431]

Making the internet a better place one form at a time.

[@brunoaraujo2397]

The quadruple crit damage discussion gave me anxiety

[@Cats.and.sadness]

I cant be a live chatter, I would give bad advice or suggest something out of curiosity and get torn to shreds. I'm staying safe on KZbin out of fear.

[@tylerdevore232]

Is there chance you’d be willing to do build review videos? Where someone submits gameplay of a build and you rate it

[@DLo44]

in a 5 minute span he turns down about 10 xp for like 4 burn, and then uses THREE WISHES for the amount chocolate bars would give him, over getting prestige back. he has to be baiting

[@scrab]

He loves his bronze katana so much

[@Sdoh21]

“Read the skill” - flames him for saying read the skill when he did indeed need to read the skill

[@Sanity016]

would you consider playing Ballionaire again?

[@markfarmer7534]

What is DAE? 24:15

[@masood8150]

Does anyone ever, typically said before something nobody does

[@kennethwilson1321]

he should have taken the diamond heal at the end and removed the aegis. the heals may have saved him as he qas about 2 seconds off

[@Starmongoose]

Yes I've seen it already but it's been a week and I've forgot so lets get pogged up

[@jonathananderson9136]

Me not liking Dooley feels like being a kid at Shiz not liking Elphaba. Excited for the part where Galinda ditches me for Elphaba and I get whip lash.

[@Kenraali11]

Going for 200-250 max hp instead of 30g / 9 prestige is insane work

[@jodamnboi]

Holding onto that bronze katana for dear life

[@deliasalsabila1440]

Thumbnail goes crazy

[@dylanclarke2949]

no ball, red paint, like the waves, jagged little pill, this goes crazy, did you see the tweet, et cetera et cetera... i'll still keep watching that garbage

[@necron4306]

Anyone else watch NL to calm down when you cant sleep because of feelings. Tonight the feeling is anger.

[@KappaBoba]

there was not a second of doubt in my mind that NL would take the clamera

[@Noobwater]

"We'll call that the Bizarre one" I'LL SAY 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Mysticfateee]

The misplay of putting burn on the katana for literally 3 burn instead of doubling his trebuchet's burn...

[@XmasGUY1337]

Worked out well for him with the shiny enchant, which is much better than fiery on the treb

[@Mysticfateee]

@XmasGUY1337 Yeah he got lucky there. I always put the burning enchant on my treb when it shows up. Shiny enchant for dual cast is more rare, I almost never see it in my runs

[@MrAndrewaziz]

I'm gonna lose my mind over the damn clamera

[@C-Llama]

i like this game but right now i'm feelin like ba- zaar: ok cool llionaire: hell yeah brother i like the plinky plonky please play

[@kaue2382]

The difference between on stream NL frying chat cause they said an item is good and that he maybe could consider using it and off stream NL who will see a bronze clamera on day 17 and upend his entire build to fit it in

[@Pebphiz]

31:42 A potential employer after pulling up my resume.

[@orioncoats]

This man has got to be in the top .01 percentile of clamera takera.

[@mcchunky4547]

I got a shiny bazaar episode

[@moderneros]

Passing on the icy star chart hurt my soul 😢

[@beageler]

So confusing, he can play complex games but is so bad at this. I think I got it, though, he refuses to think for himself even a little but he has a good memory and so he can do it if he's been told what to do.

[@pretentiousname01]

Doolies must pay the iron price, because they are made of iron

[@Squidmoto3]

I do love this game, but I feel like if you can beat the first diamond enemy you just win your whole run. Not only because the payout is insane XP, but also because a great run that early is more or less decided as a win - which just makes anything short of it feel worse. Like trying to crawl your way back in this game seems nearly impossible, and I say that as someone who was rank 13 in NA on Hearthstone and has followed this games development since the first announcement ~5 years ago, so I'm very familiar with deck building and improving at it.

[@Cyberian_Khatru]

He almost sold the self reloading musket and my stomach dropped Edit: NOOOOOO

[@HatsuneSquidward]

I don't see why that would have been good

[@NoirGrips]

we're clamera guys, of course we slow 2 items for 1 second every 9 seconds.