The Assumption Song - Oney Cartoons

[@rex90pawprint]

“She said she was learning a new way to *bring* up her children so they would not spit!” *child spits* *THUMP!*

[@StitchiiMinis]

more like *THWACK*

[@woollysealion7797]

I’m the 69th like

[@guddy6056]

Mama didn't raise no quitter

[@lucasdockerty9507]

Yeah that was in the video thanks for describing

[@needleimag5031]

@@guddy6056 *spitter

[@Theinconspicuousman993]

0:34 I love how she’s doing the hand motions that have nothing to do with teaching her children not to spit

[@PrettyBurntToast]

I mean it's just child abuse

[@alexbowlin7044]

Shove the finger down there mouth

[@avocado5554]

Its the spit coming out the kids mouth

[@isabellabandicoot179]

@@PrettyBurntToast Finally someone who agrees

[@RBorouma]

It's discipline bitch!

[@starboy3735]

The fact this is still a banger 12 years later is something to behold

[@glogowerr]

@@midnightwolf8061 You are for sure a math teacher

[@SD_yessir]

@@midnightwolf8061 well there's no reason to say it so rudely. You could have said: "actually it's 11 years."

[@arissyazwanaman3211]

Yeah i agree its actually 11 yrs

[@arissyazwanaman3211]

@@SD_yessir oh wait actually i think hes talking abt this vid kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJjZmpuIot6Xa9E

[@Ezi1738]

Right

[@Dingalow]

I love how little Chris didn't even try with the "rubbing her eyes" part

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

Those were not eyes 😂😂

[@dominiquecampos1512]

Definitely

[@TheBcoolGuy]

I might have spilled to that in my early teen years.

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

​@@TheBcoolGuywhy would you admit to thar?

[@tentaplayz3691]

😂😂

[@_satan_666_]

Played this on piano and sung for a school talent show. Greatest reaction ever. The principal liked it so much she gave me a vacation!

[@francisabordo22]

Wow

[@emilycarlson8201]

Uh huh

[@comment8454]

was the vacation good

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

Hol up

[@jazzymcfrazzle529]

wow good for- HOLD UP-

[@sparkydaskelebone4901]

This is like the most impossible dirty-minded test

[@madbomber2394]

【SparkyDaSkeleboneッ】 true

[@slinkygcha2616]

Unless you're like 11 Wait-- I'm 11- *shit*

[@mandigierisch4700]

And I failed it with flying colors ...

[@optimistic_spectrum1048]

Whats bad about it?

[@RaidenKunii]

Delatxine lmao same, i only know these words because of my older sister so basically im scarred for life :’)

[@randomboi8218]

This song is like a sneeze that doesn’t come

[@KingKalashnikov]

boy you aint slick you stole this comment

[@Balefulshadow]

HAHAHAHA original

[@theriverswarning]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX

[@pranavsarath]

And then they censor your sneeze anyway

[@FSToxin74]

Get ur own comment

[@Zeldarulah]

Straight up did not realize this was an Oney cartoon until he referenced it on today's ep of Oneyplays but I remember seeing this as a kid lol

[@supersonicfan682]

which ep was it

[@Boshyson]

@@supersonicfan682 kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6XLkpaEbtOKeaM right at the start ish

[@coltonc7832]

Same here my mind is blown. I thought this was the funniest shit when I was 11.

[@rekc_bcq4816]

Same!

[@purtnellus]

Neither did I. Until I saw it on my KZbin recommendations

[@cavfre148]

Somebody in my 8th grade class played this on the projector and I had no idea this was by oney

[@parisparis772]

It's not just the animations

[@prophetic5]

Nickolus Joynson it's not

[@kanyewest8456]

garden- chan Yes it is

[@youreallunderlingscum6380]

@@kanyewest8456 no it's not, the song was created and sung by The Arrogant Worms, Oney just did the animation not the song.

[@JustLostTheGame]

@UCFeW1qFL7WDQIfzEEnSx_QA No, not even close. I called you a fucking knucklehead, that's one of the most frivolous insults I could think of. If you genuinely think I'm taking this seriously, you need to get more regular sleep. This was a joke, but since you're genuinely confused, I'll explain. Compared to Chris' art now, this is strikingly different. That's what we were talking about. No one said he made the song. Anyone can read the description. Feel better?

[@mj_games7542]

0% Drugs 0% Swearing 0% Insulting others 100% Assumptions

[@dailyanime8785]

1:29 there is swearing like f***

[@mj_games7542]

@@dailyanime8785 but it's censored though

[@generaltobias3777]

1% Swearing. 99% Assumption.

[@lauriee5364]

0.1% swearing 99.9% assumptions

[@patricktube2411]

5% you mean?

[@livingratboi5468]

Me : can I pick a song while we work Teacher : ok but it has to be clean Me:

[@cortez4611]

@Only Yuri xd

[@nzfoy3568]

EcksxDeegh

[@nateday6817]

1:29 @Only Yuri

[@blueeyedblondhairedo5879]

1:29 is not clean though

[@thomasshepherd5850]

communist lizard y

[@Han0984]

Can't believe this is 14 years old

[@nightwatcherking3185]

Wait wtf

[@karenwantsmanager]

Wait what-

[@mr.americathecommieslayer]

We’re getting old my friend

[@thelostwanderergames4287]

It appears we’ve been played

[@Empr4evr]

24 years old, this came out in '98.

[@ShinyArceus-uz2pj]

Kid: no swearing in my Christian server! Me:

[@d.i.c.e6484]

I'm the 420th likr

[@elizabethsawicki3454]

I'm the 666th like

[@aspirin43]

The rnd

[@rezascorner2091]

Not you, ur not creative

[@Swaggertron4000]

420

[@user-rd7jv4du1w]

Trying to avoid demonetization like

[@greatmjh6853]

Demolic is idiotic Edit: Stop linking to inappropriate subreddits

[@demolic4685]

@@greatmjh6853 r/woosh

[@maniruzzamansikder550]

@@greatmjh6853 r/woooooosh

[@krazycoyote3009]

Dude this was before demonization

[@connormcdougall2341]

It didn't exist back then

[@jakeiiix2051]

KZbin demonetization crew: MISSION FAILED WELL GET EM NEXT TIME

[@jandermenendez7482]

1000 subscribers with no videos. U don’t have 1000 subs liar

[@gameproadvancesp148]

But it’s already demonetized

[@jakeiiix2051]

forget this not yet but it’s been building up so soon it will be maybe subscribe and get me there fastet

[@quayspodcast5958]

😫😭

[@jandermenendez7482]

1000 subscribers with no videos. Ur not even close tho

[@BoombaxiLooudam]

I can’t believe coming back after all these years realizing it was Oney who made this

[@drew5181]

animated it he didnt make the song

[@bottlesalts]

@@drew5181no he made the song too, he's a jack of all trades

[@mulrich]

​@@drew5181and neither did the Arrogant Worms, for that matter. It's been misattributed to them.

[@1ts3rick]

When parental settings are on...

[@NotFine]

lmaO

[@caroll5706]

😂 so true

[@angelthegamer__]

BRING UP HER CHILDREN

[@ironmantonystark6663]

(You have turned on parental controls)

[@1ts3rick]

oof 1k likes? xD thanks uwu

[@perrytheplatypus5688]

when your singing an explicit song with your friends but your mom was there

[@plaguedoctormuffin]

Wait what are you doing here

[@Paxychi]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!

[@lordfingy]

oh theres perry

[@vx767]

Perry the platypus?!

[@amrhenduns2736]

A platypus PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?

[@megatronondacounter]

This came out when I was 11. Oh my uncorrupted mind, Thought it was a normal story.

[@milliewright7276]

Ashu Doodles really i watched this when I was 11 and understood it all

[@sus_boy_deezo_8635]

Ashu Doodles wow your 22 now that’s TUFFFF

[@megatronondacounter]

@@sus_boy_deezo_8635 ye

[@megatronondacounter]

@@milliewright7276 how!? How was i untouched!?

[@milliewright7276]

Ashu Doodles idk i just knew the assumed the dirty words that rhymed with it

[@pixalatedserume]

A classic even after all these years

[@pixalatedserume]

Also I had no idea this was a oney cartoon

[@helpmereach690subscribers3]

This song is the definition of ‘they had us in the first half’

[@tkosleftwristband]

Lol

[@dudescrawny5859]

They had us in every half, I'm not gonna lie

[@aztec_vequ6147]

Iam not gonna lie

[@creatof3792]

They had us in every half

[@haris2593]

Ikr

[@atulandanubhav]

What begins with an S and ends with ex? Susan. Why'd you leave me God damnit

[@goose8003]

Atul Choudhary lol

[@benjaminreece546]

Subindex

[@amychick1990]

Sussex

[@chicken7482]

Spacex

[@AmbitiousPH]

sex

[@boo1290]

I’m ashamed that I assumed every dirty word possible

[@notadropbear9594]

Know them feels bro

[@oliviaconnor9970]

lol same

[@cathymilner744]

The feels tho

[@fandom2028]

Me either

[@cs5uhbttue4]

I assumed every dirty word, but at this point I stopped being ashamed and nsut accepted my fate as a dirty minded fuck who will die in a cabin with 4 pet dogs that all love him but hate each other

[@A_Shoeshop]

Chris knew what he was drawing at 00:49 and so did the algorithm

[@zeplum1047]

Let’s be honest this annoyed us all as we sat there knowing every bad word possible

[@BadWebDiver]

Didn't annoy me...

[@shibuinu1172]

I have yet to be able to ryhme anything with this song.

[@monetum1392]

@@shibuinu1172 You're kidding right

[@ThatAlfieGuy]

Same here when I first heard it

[@lala-th3mw]

Shibu Inu, keep being innocent my child!!!! Keep being innocent!

[@watchrre]

This is officially 12 years old

[@nikolaiivanov1215]

So its as old as half the people that rage at games

[@EvanBagwell]

Stop

[@nickhill8612]

@@shermendlakk What??

[@radahn42]

@@nikolaiivanov1215 bro, games can be frustrating like when theres a boss thats really hard

[@yeethittter1285]

It's older than everybody when they first found this song

[@LychiTheCat]

Who tf rubs their eyes like that?

[@True_Angelo]

IN CARTOONS ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE 😃

[@helloiamalive4184]

Thats not rubbing that shoving

[@abizarrejojo9843]

Bruh who’s eyes look like that

[@jefferylonsdaylebank4328]

Me :)

[@netherbrickgamer]

Me

[@jadc8193]

It's been 14 years since I heard this song and I still know the words lmao

[@thischannelisinthegrave]

Ikr?

[@H5AAIsAPig]

Mom: No explicit songs! Me:

[@frostyalaska6371]

H5AA Someone in military school had this whole song memorized funniest damn thing when your so deprived of life

[@shamrockshake4854]

667 like

[@jvresol]

What about the end

[@H5AAIsAPig]

Jvr7254 still censored :D but yea that could be close

[@A_Toaster]

H5AA mom:RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@nora-cv7kd]

Nobody: KidzBop:

[@ShesNotEnough]

this should have more likes 💀

[@ForgetMrFangu]

this should be on kidzbop

[@RyGuyMoney]

@@ForgetMrFangu no u

[@ForgetMrFangu]

@@RyGuyMoney nope

[@Rusted_Obsidian]

Smh

[@thecarpetcritics]

Well then

[@salamilidaintgonfit7576]

Starz oh...*OH*

[@natsukilovestobake4427]

Starz I like your profile picture, it’s beautiful! :)

[@deletedchannel6175]

run on

[@BURNTOASTSR]

It... really isn’t...

[@nytronochrome]

@@BURNTOASTSR it is

[@dancarrington7100]

It's good to see this is still on KZbin after all these years. I still remember watching this as a kid and enjoying it even then in 7th or 8th grade. This song takes me back.

[@mulrich]

It's sad to see it's still misattributed to the Arrogant Worms, though.

[@morganlemons1694]

Those were the days....

[@luciellawliet]

Morgan Lemons SENPAI YOURE HERE TOOOOOO😱IVE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE OML DID I SEE SOMETHING BEFORE YOU FOR ONCE???

[@JellifyshDreams]

The hunt for the lemon Lord still runs!!

[@riverfaery]

You're a queen

[@frenchpeoplearenotit]

hi luigy.

[@--shotgunsinners--1634]

*sobs* Why are you everywheeeeeereee

[@sanaa8600]

Third graders, please stand up for your national anthem

[@artycustoms]

Sanaa lmfao this comment is so underrated

[@sanaa8600]

Random Entertainment squirrel

[@thewizard7396]

Lol. I watched this in third grade too

[@suburbaninhabitor]

Lmao I remember watching this a long time ago

[@sutaffi9328]

Sanaa ok

[@madjacks1177]

I'm honestly more upset that this didn't rhyme

[@warvester]

If it rhymed, with the "assumed" lyrics, KZbin would demonitize this faster than PewDiePie

[@NotRemmyCormo]

As much as it’s part of the whole thing, it sorta pisses me off.

[@tylerd4124]

@@NotRemmyCormo The ending rhymed.

[@candlelighter1588]

Jon Gabriel Abelgas 10 years

[@Supernova10000]

The reason why it doesn’t rhyme is because 1 that’s what we assume 2 it would be inappropriate

[@6f859]

2022 I just casually remembered this after 10 or 11 years so, yeah, good times

[@ChuckySkullHead]

0:49 If your eyes look like that, you need to go to a doctor.

[@talkingmoose3092]

Truth

[@geesuslovescheesewhiz8552]

That’s a face on top of her face

[@dimitriskaintasis2527]

Eyejob

[@2sighkick2furious39]

If your hands are as small as your eyes, you may need to go to your doctor.

[@Austin-do8se]

Facts

[@anniehavens951]

"suck on his candy" GET IN THE VAN CHILDREN I HAVE CANDY

[@Asdrygaming]

I love candy 🌺💦

[@karleeea7021]

@@Asdrygaming Especially when its inna white van :>

[@ncmariofan3605]

*the FBI wants to know your location*

[@karleeea7021]

@@ncmariofan3605 *MY* Location is 666 Hell Highway Earth's Core 66666 Satan Dr

[@lavendersage444]

I can’t like it ☹️

[@MezephelesArt]

This shit's a decade old?

[@japoople]

The song is about 40-ish years old.

[@askingforsoda5624]

masterpiece*

[@donnamoore4146]

But its good

[@otters2794]

11years now

[@Pensivecheese]

It was posted 20 days before I was born

[@nancymilano8447]

the rubbing her eyes one was wild 💀💀

[@No1PepsiFansProductions]

I still dont get the rubbing eyes one

[@nancymilano8447]

@@No1PepsiFansProductions it’s meant to be her 🐱

[@No1PepsiFansProductions]

@@nancymilano8447 oh💀💀

[@KerMaWaffLe]

@@No1PepsiFansProductions Yesterday’s Hunt! While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her (cunt) EYES at the fellow!

[@SpiritzPlanet]

Yeah, that one couldn’t really be interpreted any other way-it was straight up a (CENSORED).

[@rekt1697]

This is how you properly censor

[@hollywright9675]

Demonetization exist oneyNG: I'm about to end this whole man's career

[@kiwi4493]

oneyNG ended demonetization's career 10 yrs ago? Woah

[@ballthatbounces626]

Wow: Lol:XD So:original Of: A:joke.

[@Mediocrityexe]

I'm the 777th like. You hit jackpot my friend

[@demonetization6596]

I was so close

[@ordinaryoreo8297]

*cough* look at the date of the video *cough*

[@johnathanherron]

I like how this progressively got more and more sexual

[@antblake1030]

As do I. Such a dirty song.

[@szwagrowicz0786]

@@antblake1030 Bro it's in the lyrics... I gotta say it, go f yourself

[@youdontknowme2509]

If you think this is dirty you can go f**k yourself

[@Meatball996]

wdym sexual? there's nothing sexual about this song

[@danbrown254]

Get your mind of the gutter, geez.

[@dominicscotti8602]

This video seems funny but imagine the genius brain power it took to put this together

[@Paraclete333]

This is genius to you?

[@cmams4196]

Ilirian Luta lmao

[@dallas1273]

This is a cover for another song.

[@hakimibnobaydah]

There's an Arabic version as well

[@nonosetradome]

Eh, it's funny, but not genius.

[@ligmaondese]

Wow, what a great place for a farmer to live, plenty of places to grow crops up on his rock.

[@yourmother3287]

lnao, never thought of it that way. 😂😂😂

[@smh9902]

"Farmer" Something tells me his occupation of "Farmer" is a veil for something darker.

[@tristanr1823]

+Joe Schmoe Yeah. He is clearly a scuba diver

[@TheRolfster]

+Tristan Rombeiro lol

[@Tristan7VlogsTristan7Gaming]

+Tristan Rombeiro lol my name is Tristan too

[@geisteraugen499]

That "eye rubbing" was a little explicit..

[@sky257utgk7]

Ye

[@nqd7458]

No, it wasnt

[@duck_mcfuddle]

just eye rubbing, nothing else

[@FlawdaBwoy07]

just eye rubbing, nothing else

[@nqd7458]

Just eye rubbing, nothing else

[@Zer0Fexus_]

0:48 this does not look like an eye 💀

[@ilikegetting]

Lol

[@FlyborneDrummer]

Did I just see?.. Heaven?..

[@S0ci0stan]

I don't care what people say, that wasn't an eye.

[@chief-long-john]

it wasn't

[@rochszewczyk1536]

Exactly!

[@S0ci0stan]

The Wolf Leader what

[@alexkong6473]

Oh lord....

[@duck8712]

+The Wolf Leader ...Well, ya done fucked up.

[@nutella1757]

I was 6 when this came out. My neighbor showed me and we thought it was the funniest thing ever. I'm now 20 and I remember almost every word. Our minds work in mysterious ways.

[@BestBoi8]

2 types of people "oh i was so innocent when i was 11" "LMAO THIS IS HILARIOUS -6 year old"

[@damienmcleod2622]

Hell, I'm 78, humor knows no age limits.

[@HOTD108_]

What's mysterious about remembering a song you heard when you were 6?

[@clouds-rb9xt]

@@damienmcleod2622 bless you

[@ZoneMediocreMusic]

​@@HOTD108_The fact the song works... Yeah you know what I mean, it's dirty

[@EinarKuusk]

Wait, this was made by Oney? Go figure...huh...maybe that's how I even found the guy a long time ago..

[@shisuaringanaryaine526]

***** Video? Yeah. Song no.

[@EinarKuusk]

Ye

[@RagbagMcShag]

+Einar Kuusk nah i knew him before but this was and still is pretty good

[@djsultan7419]

!!!

[@stillonvhs5798]

No it wasn't bird and mcdonald did it ages ago

[@vinterrev1326]

i watched this in elementary. found oneyplays again in highschool. im in college now and JUST realized this was made by oney.

[@funkinfungoid]

Yeah I've always thought this was the original thing the song was from- never knew it was oney lol

[@KazimJafar]

This is classic KZbin comedy

[@strawberrybliss3349]

Kazim Jafar Yees

[@dylantruong897]

most liked but not a single reply. Hm

[@SamFlavouredToast]

true

[@white.people685]

2008: 2017:what are you fucking gay

[@fionnboylerufc4675]

I know right

[@jamesck7559]

If this isn’t playing at my funeral, I ain’t coming.

[@notadropbear9594]

I-I feels very conflicted about this comment ngl

[@HumanPersonYes]

Me: **doesn't play song* HeyItsMeJk69:It's rewind time

[@coochiepolice1696]

How can you not come to your funeral lol

[@HumanPersonYes]

@@coochiepolice1696 r/woosh

[@notadropbear9594]

@@coochiepolice1696 *your

[@turtlecakeyt3287]

Who puts whipped cream on cookies though-

[@brenon1441]

Cookie cake?

[@shaami8622]

Tbh, anyone's dad put whipped cream on cookies at some point...

[@turtlecakeyt3287]

XD

[@PhoenixD_Rising]

I don’t, but it sounds like diabetes. Let’s give it a try!

[@rosarioramirez8168]

Me

[@Pyraus]

I can't believe this is 20 years old eventually

[@madiyaryespolatov3425]

Teacher:we can all pick a song with no cuss words Me:improvise adapt overcome

[@katsukibakugo8633]

yeety panini there are cuss words in this song tho

[@madiyaryespolatov3425]

@@katsukibakugo8633 edit the end

[@reynhacoezy5510]

yeety panini Perfect plan .

[@night_hawk_cb]

This really sounds like a song sailors would sing (probably more because the background song)

[@sinnastevenson2302]

Look up Sweet Violets by Dinah Shore.

[@DanJayy123]

@@sinnastevenson2302 uhhh ok

[@therealbobthebandit6426]

I got suspended

[@japanidfk4496]

@@therealbobthebandit6426 what

[@therealbobthebandit6426]

@@japanidfk4496 played it in school

[@chiphxncho9501]

Wow this really unlocked a next level nostalgia boost for me . I remember catching most of the references as a kid and KZbin auto playing this and me jumping immediately into remembering the song despite YEARS not listening to this or remembering it really was truly something special .

[@lucieriley5560]

this is still the greatest thing on youtube

[@diamondkittygamer5504]

Lucie Riley sadly,yes

[@hektik2074]

Sadly? I beg to differ. This is _happily_ the best thing on youtube, not sadly.

[@harvasblackjacket_3273]

Lucie riley so frekin true

[@morenightmares721]

Lucie Riley I agree and I love this song

[@samuelthang]

Lucie Riley tru dat

[@arsh_DSJ]

This is deep. English teachers should teach this in class, and ask kids what writer actually meant.

[@randomstuffdan1501]

The Director * Teacher: ok because it’s the last day of school I’ll play some songs for you Me: play the assumption song by OneyNG Teacher: is it inappropriate Me: no Teacher: ok then (song plays) Teacher: can I speak to you outside Me: ok (walks outside) Teacher: that was very inappropriate, how dare you recommend that Me: I didn’t hear anything bad 😑 Teacher: you have a warning now Me: ok (walks back in) And finally the day finishes And that’s only 3rd grade 😏😏😏

[@skyanton8453]

The Director * haha

[@trashmix2184]

Book one hundred

[@trashmix2184]

O cause the end if it when he says bad word

[@debaucheryscenes]

@@randomstuffdan1501 r/thathappened

[@BaeCat872]

Omfg I remember everyone in my elementary school/middle school used to love singing this😂 what a blast of nostalgia

[@commandingangel]

This was one of the best of the old days... no algorithms, no data brokering.

[@coltenfike4272]

this...this is art

[@gayretard1779]

ikr

[@FlueKonge]

Yep its fucking art !

[@janusmarais7580]

your profile pic is art

[@mydixierekt8831]

Hello there beautiful one

[@genericnamewithnumbers8537]

i feel you this is true art

[@spaceadrien]

i was in the shower and my brain was like “hey remember this song”

[@JimmehRulez]

Same

[@a.p.6301]

Lol yes! I searched “funny dirty mind song” 😂

[@W.H.V.]

This is true

[@Zripple]

Same

[@hundro9810]

😂 same

[@brotherlylove3954]

*cringing the entire time because I knew every dirty reference* I need to perish

[@fernando_713]

I never knew when I listened to it as a kid but now it's just wow

[@danidont3264]

Pls explain the 'while the boys in the barnyard' one.. I didn't get that one

[@danidont3264]

@Cookiegamerp90 yeah, I got it

[@smokeybacon6194]

Wait which one is “with a big gate out front”?

[@metrolink8644]

Cookiegamerp90 that's the only one I didn't get at first. It took me about a week to get it I'm such an idiot

[@Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up_Alt]

I think its crazy that most people watching this are younger than the song itself. I watched this as a kid, I laughed my butt off lol.

[@Spliffted]

I have faith in humanity again

[@iceflame9535]

ISTHATSO? Oh really? Is that so? Okay fine I’ll leave now.

[@_deletus_]

69 lieks egg in but lol

[@zain_khayat]

ISTHATSO? Check when this was uploaded😂

[@Apologia_Bren_Gaming]

I could tell by your profile picture. 😂

[@jackskellington8720]

ISTHATSO? Amen

[@Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn]

This is good enough for my Christian Minecraft server.

[@braden5038]

But it cusses at the end

[@newcontentin100years9]

That is the name of a discord server I'm in (its a joke

[@CassidyUnderscore]

*inhales* BOI

[@johnmemes6447]

Can we get to 10,000 subscribers ????? Yes

[@sincerecinnamon]

@@braden5038 it blurs it out

[@menathemean3613]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS SONG THAT ACTUALLY RHYMES WITH THE WORDS, MY BRAIN CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE LMAO

[@pinkdoesstuff]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZfIeWaha6mhgMk

[@deathsmark3351]

thats the whole point

[@pcno2832]

Or they could just fill in the unmentionable parts with "Shaving Cream": kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWnJl556m5WiopY

[@zteevydood870]

South Park has a version of this that rhymes

[@xentis1501]

HOW DID THIS COME BACK TO ME NOW, AND IM ONLY REALIZING ITS ONEY. Its been here for like 14 years...

[@chipmunks0764]

"The Assumption Song Lyrics" There was an old farmer who lived on a rock He sat in the meadow just shaking his... Fist at some boys who were down by the creek Their feet in the water, their hands on their... Marbles and playthings and at half past four There came a young lady, she looked like a... A pretty young creature, she sat on the grass She pulled up her dress and she showed them her... Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck She said she was learning a new way to... Bring up her children so they would not spit While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling... Refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her... Eyes at the fellow, down by dock He looked like a man with a sizeable... Home in the country with a big fence out front If he asked her politely she'd show him her... Little pet dog who was subject to fits And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her... Small tender hands with a movement so quick And then she'd bend over and suck on his... Candy so tasty made of butterscotch And then hed spread whipped cream all over her... Cookies that she had left out on her shelf If you think this is dirty you can go f*** yourself You're Welcome ;)

[@skedichlavender2]

Make an ASSUMED lyrics

[@lindsayfaust440]

@@skedichlavender2 haha yes please ;D LOLLLL

[@NotFine]

i think creek is actually crick but idk

[@bitzyboo5893]

@@NotFine some people promounce creak as crick, and they did it in this video for the purpose of... you know... lol

[@pinkfluffyunicorndancingon3241]

I read this hole thing

[@wildbibble4793]

I was expecting it to break the innocent cycle at the end

[@tracks6984]

Wild Bibble it did at the end He said fuck

[@NotRemmyCormo]

Trac Track It was censored though, but it’s pretty close.

[@LegendGamer-rf6nb]

KZbin: if you say a swear you will get demonitized KZbinrs:

[@callmeavery]

honestly.

[@nailkajouk7868]

Honestly

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

Yep

[@-hisukimo--shikoshi-8278]

Yesh

[@tehvoices]

Honestly

[@sebastianfries274]

This is the stuff we’d sing at the lunch table in middle school when the teachers kept walking by at the worst times

[@yeethittter1285]

0:48 call me dirty but nobody _remotely_ healthy has eyes like that

[@soledadcantu9428]

It's a very strange nub in the middle as well.. along with the **ahem** weird purtruding bones on each side

[@tannymanny1000]

Also, who rubs their eyes from the top down?

[@Starpentine]

tannymanny1000 ikr?

[@smokeybacon6194]

They have pupils size of anime characters

[@neverendinchaos4800]

Whispering eye?

[@birdtweet1]

After 10 years this is still great

[@disorganizedbones8139]

Kid: "hey teacher can I play a song" Teacher: "As long as it's a clean version" Kid:

[@kitcatcrunch9367]

Just dont add the end though lol

[@beanieisdumb800]

Copied

[@thomasvajhoj]

Stolen lmfao

[@axolotlcow]

Stolen owo

[@karn2716]

Stolen

[@Treeeee2008]

I miss the days when stuff like this was worthy of virality, nowadays you can make a whole Disney cartoon and not go anywhere unless you're noticed by one of the biggest KZbinrs out there.

[@probabiy_not5277]

0:34. phew, I thought there was some sort of inappropriate reference there, thankfully it's just child abuse.

[@PrettyBurntToast]

Yep just child abuse

[@hdvs00]

Than its oke

[@niceperson1731]

It's ok

[@isabellabandicoot179]

@@hdvs00 no it's not

[@luciadrago4627]

@@isabellabandicoot179 Its Ok

[@cookiecookies2870]

I told my teacher to play this in front of the class because it has no bad words. I was suspended

[@kryptonskr5947]

Actually it has bad words, at the end of the song. That's why you got suspended

[@cookiecookies2870]

Santiago A I don’t know if your joking or not

[@kryptonskr5947]

@@cookiecookies2870 It's a joke 😂

[@bhoba]

It's also almost like this person is a complete and total liar who tries to likes on something that didn't happen.

[@apolloniakageaki1711]

@@bhoba it's almost like you're a person who doesn't appreciate a joke just cause it's not true

[@owlwhisker0w031]

I've never been so insulted, but at the same time proud.

[@schawangus]

Wow. I saw this animation everywhere on Instagram back in 2018 before I even knew about Chris or OneyPlays or any of that. Never would’ve thought it was done by the lad himself.

[@Lebronlover123]

See you guys in 2089 when it recommend it again to me

[@metrolink8644]

Dart the Puppet I wish I would actually live that long to see if it really happens

[@zanlerfrost646]

Are you sure there even is going to be a 2021

[@Lebronlover123]

zanler frost idk man

[@zanlerfrost646]

@@Lebronlover123 depressed vibez

[@Erinthehoes]

I used to work at an after school program and I saw a 3rd grader watching this. He was so confused.

[@kaygee8260]

When parents give their kids access to everything...

[@36sham74]

😂

[@conch_against_the_world5022]

i saw this in third grade im not so and understood it completely not so inicent after all

[@gnin3663]

lol

[@billyjoejimbob75]

Yeah, because before our parents gave us access to everything, we didn't learn songs like Miss Susie from other kids.

[@clownfetti_z]

wAIT I saw this a long time ago but had no idea oney made it holy heck

[@mylifeisameme8656]

Yeah neither lmao just realised then

[@annajormungandr5449]

Nice profile file pic!

[@nancywinner]

Same

[@nightcorekitsune4204]

Can I borrow your profile pic? :)

[@shitnwndnenfjendndiskktjrj4495]

Literally why I clicked on it

[@kattyanimations]

Crazy how this is on my recommendation page, I remember this video 😂

[@88tron98]

Got me and my friend and I every time

[@lavaking4849]

Logan O'Reilly me and my friend and I?

[@FinalStand7]

lava king48 Has science gone too far?

[@elementallord7767]

Logan O'Reilly I

[@Trashheapcuntspawn]

YOU KNOW SHADOW CLONE JUTSU?

[@laughinwillow]

Logan O'Reilly me and my friend and I

[@dekucake]

When you are trying to hide that you were about to swear when your mom walks in suddenly

[@BlazerFox31306]

DekuCake the amount of accuracy in this comment is enough to hit a grain of sand on a bookshelf full of books

[@alexs.5171]

Me: *gets mad* YOU SON OF A- *Mom walks in the room* Me: Lllllllovely mother. (3

[@mysterymarezz]

I saw this when I was six. My mom left me at my baby sitter's house, I was walking around, and her brother was watching this and didn't seem to notice I walked into the room (or maybe he did and he just didn't care). At the time I thought the song was dumb, to me it just seemed like a song that didn't rhyme and made no sense, and yet he was laughing like a drunk hyena. I just stumbled upon this a few minutes ago, noticed the tune and words were familiar, and my exact thought was this: "Ooooooooh. I get it now."

[@agent45267]

So you're at MOST 11 years old right now...

[@mysterymarezz]

Twelve, actually. Close enough.

[@agent45267]

mysterymares But the song hasn't been out for 6 years...

[@mysterymarezz]

Eh, maybe I was seven. I can't really remember much of anything before the age of nine.

[@666roland]

mysterymares im 12...

[@bunnylebowski4465]

14 years ago, checks out. This was an iconic song in my middle school years 2011-2013, been thinking about it and finally found it again!!

[@iciebear]

The fact that the last line says “if you think this is dirty” confuses me *I mean, it’s not dirty in any way shape or form am I right*

[@ThatOnePaige]

It means like , you can assume what gonna come next if youre dirty minded

[@ThatOnePaige]

And I'm dirty minded as heck I can't stop singing the song

[@wiz1707]

@@ThatOnePaige r/wooooooosh

[@ThatOnePaige]

@DaLilPlaya no bad words I am a kid :(

[@pinkdoesstuff]

Lol

[@onlyopia131]

I SAW THIS YEARS AGO AND I NEVER KNEW IT WAS BY ONEY OMFG

[@AwkwardAdolescent]

same!

[@andreamikoda9657]

ME TOO

[@rb1051]

@@andreamikoda9657 ME TOO! ME TOO 😯 Me too 😯 me too. 😐

[@birchberry9354]

that was totally epic

[@emmahawthorne1639]

me too aah

[@Skipsjack]

We’re all dirty minded You can’t lie to yourself

[@deadgiveaway-z3i]

*Well its called the assumptions song so, yeah. we got the idea*

[@gordonbasedmen4201]

*Unless* your already Tracer

[@GeeseGremlin]

I have already accepted my dirty ways

[@Extraa_Medium]

I lie to myself all the time

[@Naughty_spackle]

Agreed

[@Bob-rk8vw]

Holy shit all these years later and Im just now learning this was Oney

[@jackbutler354]

This song is like that sneeze that never comes EDIT: I now know that this is copied, but at the time of writing it I didn't know so, thanks for all the comments telling me it's fake, guyd. I'm going of try and focus on the people who have taken the time to read this comment and like it (thanks for all the likes guys it's the most I ever got)

[@skycat14]

You stole this comment so I'll like the original one instead

[@purplecat0000]

@@skycat14 which ones the real one i keep finding fakes

[@lochnessmonster1736]

@@skycat14 you really did'nt need to do that much but go off sis 🤣

[@stardustlover8446]

Ikr

[@bloodynoses9693]

This is copied

[@Jettisonn.]

Me: *at school and ab to swear I front of my friends* Teacher *stands behind me* Me:

[@unknownsinging5310]

I’ve been pressing “read more” for like 2 minutes til I tapped on the comments and it showed me your comment didn’t have anything added in and the “read more” was there for literally no reason. Wassteeeeeeee of my timeeeeeeeeee.

[@Zaheenabass]

@@unknownsinging5310 bruj

[@waffle2048]

@@unknownsinging5310 right? And it’s not even part of the comment wth KZbin?!

[@wannaberex1062]

legend has it that if you listen to this song everyday for the next week you wont even think anything diry. dont believe me? well then, try it for youself.

[@Weed69420]

🌿

[@definently100notrex7]

i know.

[@Rex-kn3gq]

yup.

[@prettypositiveimnotrex2119]

👀

[@bookablespider6208]

Was this patched in the latest update? It’s not working for me.

[@jacobbrenner7327]

hard to believe this master piece is 15 years old.

[@MrSomeDonkus]

I thought the comments would be filled with people talking about oney and how far hes come. Nope.

[@Lumanova]

Not liking at 69.

[@Bartholomule01]

If it makes you feel any better I made a comment on this video in 2012 marveling at the realization that Oney made this, after I started getting into his work.

[@b3dbvgs]

Bruh It's a video about sex jokes

[@artyompark9805]

Now I want to hear the version of this song with the dirty words.

[@Rotten_Tomato]

naivetybetrays yes

[@lowesgameing2003]

This is the official version 😂😂🤣

[@ayahasad4437]

Pack_Purple6 SNF MOD what’d you think fits rhymed with?

[@that_guy_logan]

Ayah Asad well zits obviously

[@jaimelannister1797]

it wouldn't really work. If the song rhymed it would throw off the whole rhythm of the song