The AustinShow Exclusive | Chuckle Sandwich EP 82

[@jare114]

Unupload the video and upload it again in an hour Im busy

[@YoIamShouta]

Main character energy

[@clash3583]

Chuckle Sandwich

[@williamkaplan1430]

agreed

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

@@clash3583 fuckle fuckwich

[@BoltBoy21]

It’s true

[@Tomato-Icecream]

this schlatt guy is a really good guest, i hope ted and austin bring him back again.

[@def_not-luigi]

"schlatt" is a former chuckle sandwich member don't disrespect him even as a joke

[@vinalan3797]

is this a fear& bit?

[@HeterosexuaI]

nah idk if they should bring him back

[@localdez3230]

the mad replies are so funny 💀💀💀

[@Ravenz_End]

@@localdez3230 im just playing along, its hilarious

[@TrixxAreForME]

"I dont have a very big penis" Is the CRAZIEST opener to a podcast ive ever heard

[@brandonwilliam2618]

Very crazy openignn

[@sauviel6296]

Not a very big opening to a podcast

[@vaquri]

I was not ready

[@ry1023.3]

@@sauviel6296😂

[@Tanwolly]

No. What’s crazier than that is pretending anything over 6 inches “isn’t a very big penis”. That’s a VERY large penis.

[@carlogeuna2211]

Schlatt dissociating in the background while the conversation goes on without him could entertain me for ages

[@sebin_kim]

This was a beautiful and natural episode! Unlike my amputated legs after my encounter with Ted last month.

[@def_not-luigi]

M@eth seems scary why would anyone even do it

[@havip33]

You still got them? i need to complete a would you rather

[@sommelierofstench]

we’ve all been there

[@MrNiker]

Schlatt was daydreaming for 43% of this whole video 😂. His eyes wander as his brain enters a completely different realm of reality as he wiggles his floppy ears, awaiting to come back...

[@rentaltoast2201]

my man is actually a golden retriever he behaves like one

[@AdallynD]

​@@rentaltoast2201*Pitbull

[@jiffmyboy5047]

*shnat. I think you spelled it wrong

[@MrNiker]

@@rentaltoast2201 Never paid that comment much attention till now. You think, SCHLATT, The Terror of 99', acts like a golden retriever???

[@AutomatonicChairman]

Isn’t he also drunk from last episode

[@reesebuholtz5114]

35:56 ain’t no way I just heard Ted refer to the sizes on tampons as their ‘amount of suck’💀💀💀

[@ogknitely]

Better than the amount of squish

[@turntechFreakhead]

@@ogknitely never say that again have a good day

[@drink_sv_odka]

​@@ogknitelyI have no other words to say than ur phone is confiscated! Go to ur room, your dad and I will have a conversation about this later

[@maddiejg-kx7pd]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while struggling to study for finals

[@ewhiteman27]

exactly what i am doing as i listen

[@trashtrash2169]

Howl.

[@JourneyForever27]

we’re in this together

[@dominickdarpino5584]

Same. I got analytical chemistry on Monday. May the gods have mercy on our grades

[@milanhorvath7472]

👏We’re all in this together👏

[@pardy1807]

i could listen to austin ramble and complain for hours lol

[@simplicitylost]

It’s quite the talent- I never get bored.

[@kaills6031]

right

[@def_not-luigi]

Yas

[@Foreverrdreamin]

FR HES SO INTERESTING

[@LexieFletcher]

Listen to "fear and" and you'll get to here him complain almost every week

[@FishyTalha]

It would be INSANE if the lost Markiplier episode can be a real thing..

[@Mac09XO]

Like a Patreon exclusive

[@Thunderstruc]

​@@Mac09XO lowkey good idea

[@Indying]

the what

[@repet-]

But it already is real

[@vincebrascia]

It is real

[@hadesflavi]

I think Slimcicle would be a great guest to the podcast

[@brandonwilliam2618]

Who’s “ slimecice”

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

​@@brandonwilliam2618You didnt even write what he wrote correctly and i know its not edited so you just fucked up huh?

[@Lezm]

Yeah, I only know Slmccl

[@Dutchman-2002]

​@@brandonwilliam2618 some youtuber that got murdered by unknown assailents

[@bc123vv5]

The victim of the 99 incident

[@jackm.7094]

The three gay kings finally on a podcast together

[@eriklundin8685]

Let's all thank Schlatt for inventing gay people, without him this episode would not be possible

[@def_not-luigi]

Yas I love schlatt 💕😘

[@inhaleknives8598]

and they're all so beautiful and natural

[@maggie343]

As a woman and also an audience member I am indeed loving this thank you Austin

[@avasbeans]

i feel like schlatt smells like the inside of a dollar tree’s clay and pottery section

[@summer6842]

why is this so accurate

[@Unjustly_Confident]

How the… how the fuck did you perfectly nail what I was internally thinking

[@Overused_Toothbrush]

Austin needs to stop calling my crotch blood beautiful 💀💀💀

[@def_not-luigi]

Austin never ment u 😊

[@def_not-luigi]

BOT

[@amberferrell2951]

it's NATURAL

[@dopaminecloud]

@@amberferrell2951 i cant think of anything more natural than bacterial activity

[@genericname8727]

@@amberferrell2951 so is pooping, sweating, peeing. Still kinda gross lol. It’s a waste product from our bodies that can grow bacteria. It’s healthy and normal and nothing to feel ashamed of, but still gross.

[@lydeeyuh]

not only was this episode natural, it was also beautiful

[@hhhaon]

At some point, pls take every guests’ “which part of the sandwich are you” and make a huge sandwich! Would be funny to see u guys try and eat it

[@InsideAssassin2]

Not sure how you put the essence of a visual of a man cutting grass with a scythe onto a sandwich

[@rileym6925]

They’ve had a lot of inedible objects as well

[@heyitsval88]

@@rileym6925 maybe they can make both an edible version and an inedible version for content

[@ryantale]

​@@InsideAssassin2 you just dress up as the average stereotypical farmer with a super exagerated southern accent and you hold a scythe

[@jimbomyboy9679]

how are they gonna get a slice of human skin in there (I don't remember if they landed on regular skin or foreskin)

[@sunflowerhandler]

Watching Austin struggle for actual minutes after being asked about periods-- angel, we know you think the flow is beautiful, please just grab the lifeboat 😂

[@ceoofsimps6547]

as a deli worker, I can say without a shadow of a doubt that the meat they are referencing at 8:25 is mortadella, shit lingers like nothing else

[@def_not-luigi]

Ohhh scary

[@marsfeathers]

I love how Austin has to tone down how attracted he is to Schlatt after he got a whiff of that Big Man Scent

[@def_not-luigi]

"audio listeners love u to death"_ted nivinson 2023

[@PropaneTank967]

How many comments has bro replied to 💀

[@TheGerbennos]

​@@PropaneTank967 i think literally every single one

[@minticecream1249]

“he should use a bed next time” is such a norm macdonald joke

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

Schlatts getting that comedy from somewhere... R.I.P Norm. Glad he went out in a draw taking that damn disease down with em like a real hero

[@dippedasusual]

I thought the same thing when Ted said he died in his bed and Schlatt responded with "I guess he figured it out"

[@kitan420]

why is this the funniest episode of the podcast since that third member disappeared under mysterious circumstances? this episode is just so beautiful and natural

[@FelixEA]

I've never seen anyone be more confused by a crystal clear question like Austin in this episode, that was great

[@Aethelblaidd]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being beautiful and natural

[@mahrrinatashband3997]

This is the best podcast to listen to while being beautiful, lovely and natural✨

[@vaquri]

hi i love you

[@Mayayayayaya]

this genuinely might be the best post-charlie episode so far. lots of chuckles to be had

[@T_Skillet]

Truly the most natural, and beautiful podcast to watch.

[@simplicitylost]

Just so everyone is clear- on the Fear& podcast, the other people determined that it wasn’t B.O.; it was just the way the shirt smelled because of the material.

[@def_not-luigi]

No the smell was schlatts cumm hahahahahah jk

[@yourlostcarkeys3261]

The live tucker reaction is BY FAR my favorite

[@Limentum]

this chuckleweek is on fire so far, lovin' these episodes

[@def_not-luigi]

Chuca chuca chuca SANDWICH!!

[@jabba9437]

35:00 i died ... this is just the funniest thing ever. this moment between Schlatt and Tucker is sooo funny

[@coolcool9586]

schlatt cosplaying as a straight person this episode

[@vaquri]

why does he just.. drift into space for half of the time

[@coolcool9586]

@@vaquri too busy thinking about his sexuality (hes just like me fr)

[@SanctusFlame]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst I begin to fall unconscious from all the screaming for help from Schlatt's basement.

[@jazzyjoy21]

Not even one second in and Austin is talking about his 🍆 😂

[@EjDjhahahahaaa]

💀🙏🤣

[@theretrosavage]

Wouldn't expect anything else

[@ryannnm]

Austin is my favorite person to have ever walked this earth idc idc😂 Also the only way to truly offend him is to tell him his hairline is receding.

[@kylewhite9274]

The cut away to Tucker at 35:00 had me on the floor

[@fruity_tooty1412]

Thank you Austin for confirming you’re not hard, but damn, if you started this off with “I don’t have a very big penis” And WAS hard, might be the best intro ever seen to a podcast

[@def_not-luigi]

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahshahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhshshahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahshahhshshshshshshahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahshahahahhahahahshahshzhshhshshshshhshahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahhaha

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while spending an exorbitant amount of money on a tshirt to compensate for the size of my genitals!

[@def_not-luigi]

😮

[@def_not-luigi]

What

[@caycie_804]

Such a beautiful, lovely, and natural episode of the podcast.

[@jialulol]

As someone who sings 4 hours of choral music a day, Austin talking ab seeing an ENT and going on vocal rest has never made me feel more represented

[@Rosesfalling14]

For real, developing any kind of growth on your vocal chords is damaging emotionally and mentally as a vocalist. Its one of the scariest things. When my choir teacher had to leave her job because she could no longer sing(she developed nodes from vocal strain), that made me have a new appreciation for vocal rest and my vocal chords.

[@jialulol]

@@Rosesfalling14 I'm involved in various choir programs and am usually always preparing for competition so I sing quite a lot. Over at the start of last year until summer this year, I started loosing range rapidly and it def wasn't voice change and it got so bad my voice teacher and one of my choir directors recommended I see an ENT, and I'm still receiving therapy for swollen vocal cords and had to sing alto for the year and give up my soprano section leader spot. Good for u for being conscious of ur vocal cord health, a lot of my peers just keep pushing through vocal strain 💀

[@aineheckenshrek]

Alright, since I don't see any actual answers the the tampon question, here you go Ted. As an AFAB (who actively tries to avoid tampons bc dysphoria) Austin is right. Most period-havers that use tampons use 2-3 a day. However, we don't sleep with them in so "a day" is just awake hours. (At least, I've been told not to sleep with them in.) One tampon (depending on the brand/size of tampon and the flow of the period-haver in question) lasts about 6 hours. The only times I use them are when swimming, so my info might not be 100% true. (Plus, it really varies from AFAB to AFAB.) Great podcast episode boys!❤

[@Andy-WanKenobi]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while watching gay men

[@jesteryx]

I love the fact tampon use is based on time you can safely wear them and not flow exclusively but they act so sure of it to Austin

[@reidbrookins7787]

the opening words truly set the stage

[@nenekiri]

I never get tired of the unlimited bacon question bit

[@ItsTartkie]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while feeling beautiful and natural.

[@pr0blem_XIIII]

this episode was just so beautiful and natural

[@DraKonic48]

This is a VERY beautiful and natural and normal podcast

[@arnavarora-bd5el]

okay, so here is the story. I am coming back from my coaching classes at 8:50pm I am in the metro and listening to the podcast, when at 1:04:39 schlatt throws the curve ball of unlimited bacon and unlimited games. I blurt out what is possibly the biggest laugh I have had in the last 2 years! So many eyes avert towards me and that makes me laugh out louder and I just pick up my bag and dip. (sad part was I dropped my bottle and it was a pretty cool bottle with little sippy cup straw) and making the mad dash towards the train door laughing like a crazy person was the happiest thing. I am so glad that something that foolish and silly happened to me, made a total fool of myself but I was still laughing. It was epic, you should have seen me and you would have laughed out loud too.... cause uk.. you know the reason why I was laughing. those other people did not know, they just stared. anyway. made me laugh. made me lose a nice bottle. made me feel less stressed about studies for a time. I was happy to wait out for the next train... It came like 3 minutes after and I kept laughing at myself all the while. I am writing this on my notepad on the way home lol dont wanna forget this story. I wont be able share it with the people ik. and to you strange person reading my crazy ramblings, go out and leave me be. I am veryy happy atm, I laughed a lot. might have laughed to cure cancer I tell you! this is just a little memoir for me for something silly that happened to me SO FUCKING GOOD this episode HAHAHHAHAAAAAA

[@pp-se4eo]

what a beautiful and natural podcast to listen to.

[@OneStarVFX]

What a beautiful and natural episode

[@willenium21]

This was such a normal and beautiful and amazing and natural episode of Chuckle Sandwich

[@ginger_jesus4828]

I think Austin is the best guest so far, holy guacamole what a funny podcast

[@iansilva6938]

Dude is rizzing schlatt up bro

[@catalania-abby]

37:32 austin and schlatt's synchronized "wow"

[@chexmax2848]

austin is the only oregonian streamer i know and i’m so happy he’s the one representing my state

[@alex-fx6lz]

loved the fly in the studio the whole episode, helps fill the gap of our dearly departed third member

[@mattmartino9024]

This episode of the chuckle sandwich podcast had a nice flow to it that was very natural and beautiful

[@salad2159]

opening line already off to an amazing start

[@abrahamo2895]

As a listener from Massachusetts, I read The Outsiders. We watched the movie, too, and everyone loved both. It was just a few years ago in middle school, and after we finished it, I noticed someone in my school changed their Bitmoji to one of the characters from the book 💀

[@alexis.6699]

"Two very heterosexual males" good joke Austin

[@sproutmackao4353]

it's absolutely hilarious listening to them mentioning the lamborghini excitedly after watching the episode with QT and Schlatt's rant about it

[@DarkSoSpooky]

This video was beautiful and natural and gorgeous and powerful. Thanks Chuckle Sandwich!

[@levitator45]

5:34 that is the most genuine laughter I have heard from schlatt

[@Pijwin0308]

This is a great podcast to listen to with my mother.

[@sk0mlin]

im from MA and we did have to read The Outsiders

[@amberferrell2951]

I've never felt more beautiful or gorgeous or natural.

[@BigSteve314]

the Tucker cam is the best thing to happen to this podcast

[@shlingus5541]

This episode was natural and beautiful

[@karola6075]

This is comment was natural and beautiful

[@bigsnax21]

As a fellow Austin also born and raised in Oregon, who may or may not live in Southern Oregon, can confirm that it gets a little twangy out here 😂

[@cutepinkyo]

thanks Austin for calling the blood in my uterus gorgeous, i feel more complimented about it than myself

[@BoltBoy21]

This is gonna be my favorite episode and I can already tell

[@Graem101]

Adding tucker to the bacon question for a single comment was amazing

[@nolanbrewermusic]

This is truly one of the podcasts I've ever listened to. thank you

[@benjaminbearden146]

The look on shlatts face when he said 6 inches was average 😂😂

[@TheStellarJay]

Austin started to talk about how some people in the yt industry stink and they cut him off... I NEED TO KNOW

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

Its a lot of gamers... its mot hard to imagine

[@epic_wagon9249]

i live in mass and we read the outsiders probably my favorite book i’ve read in school. stay gold pony boy stay gold 😮‍💨

[@TheStellarJay]

That is the best big question segment yet

[@NutBoy46]

ted is easily the last person on this podcast that I would have guessed had done coca-cola in a video game before. Maybe tucker.

[@michaelldn]

Theatre Kid, adds up

[@FOMO.BOYxoxo]

1 day, 2 podcasts, 2 Vikings hoodies. Thanks Austin

[@ellen3260]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while feeling natural and beautiful as a woman

[@Crailtep]

Fun fact: my aunt is one of the vocal coaches who rehabbed Adele after her surgery!

[@emilycamryn]

when austin asked you if he smelled good, his face 😂 i love that

[@antlerbraum2881]

It was nostalgic to hear them talk about the Outsiders, I forget about that book.

[@pheonixlycan_]

What a very natural and beautiful episode 😌

[@zonkconk3837]

This is probably one of the best iterations of “the question” yet

[@DeathsWhistle]

And here I was feeling really guilty about myself when I bought a $180 shirt Edit: nvm the shirt was $900 max which is closer to the cost of my shirt that I got, and he does have a lot more money than me also my shirt is basically a glorified t-shirt and his is a dress shirt soooo it actually makes me look worse on my end

[@def_not-luigi]

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhajajhajajajahahajhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahhshajahhahahahhahahahhahah BTW FIND THE S

[@liseebee]

I am giggling and kicking my little feetsies with this weeks bacon question

[@alexis.6699]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while trying to not off myself because I lost 5 hours of progress of a PowerPoint 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@j0rdache]

F

[@donavanclark9433]

2 years from now it won't matter. nothingmattersanymore.

[@vaquri]

can we have him as a permanent guest

[@salvadorno2708]

im 2 min in and i already can tell this is one of the best yet

[@zanemarciniak7789]

Love the looming sirens over the segment about high school

[@dagodjj]

Schlatt definitley plays Fallout

[@ciscomartinez8675]

This episode was very beautiful and natural ❤

[@corbinhoder3384]

48:41 "I'm here for a health lesson" *Fly buzzes past Ted's 90's dial up face*

[@ixtowers9281]

53:34 JACOB JONES YEAAAAAAAAAAA

[@bununii814]

schlatt has almost exactly my music taste when he showed his spotify i gained so much new music bc he had like all my favourite songs and more

[@Cyannidimon]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while taking my Epilepsy meds (caused by being drugged wt fentanyl)

[@wjosh8893]

Schlatt drinking TheRussianBadgers gamersupps flavour is perfection for me as a fan of both creators

[@gabiiwan6]

i actually had to pause the video to laugh please invite Austin back this dynamic is hilarious.