THE BEST OF r/DANKMEMES

[@thephysicistcuber175]

I feel that it needs to be mentioned: the guy in the thumbnail is Feliks Zemdegs, and he's actually the goat, having achieved over 100 world records, and basically dominating 3x3 from 2009 to 2020.

[@marbleWRKS]

kewl

[@RatGamer16]

came here to say the same thing lol

[@thecontaminatedone6094]

i miss when cubing was fun

[@Vani11aDeath]

Did they change the thumbnail? Cause all I see is the chef from ratatouille. Or am I just missing a joke?

[@slothslothslothslothslothsloth]

​@@Vani11aDeathi think it changed for some reason, i see lots of youtubers doing that

[@thelibrariansupermanny]

This is in response to the question about the moths and lights. Scientists recently discovered that moths navigation systems are actually disrupted by lights. Moths naturally turn their backs to luminaries, such as the moon. It turns out, that when footage of moths flying around a light is slowed down, their backs are too the light. Essentially, moths and other flying insects are trapped in a horror show in which their own navigation systems cause them to keep reorienting in a circling of death. KZbinr Anton Petrov recently released a video covering the scientific research on this and it is titled "We were completely wrong about why bugs are attracted to lights."

[@killuazoldyck7442]

Oh damn that's interesting

[@Im_Ellipsis]

moths in memes: "y'all got any lamps" moths in real life: "AHHHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!!!"

[@notchs0son]

“Turns back to” no they want to use the moon and sun as points of orientation. It isn’t always the brightest thing it can orient with and therefore attempts to fly straight and subconsciously is correcting to be “straight”

[@thelibrariansupermanny]

@0son Yup, that is the gist of what I was saying, but in layman terms. Not everyone is as knowledgeable as you and I. ;)

[@notchs0son]

@@thelibrariansupermanny a layman should be able to understand, orientate and Straight. Otherwise I’m scared for them doing any job that is more than walk here place down.

[@Luke_Kuznetsov]

58:49 basically moths use the moon/sun as direction and point their wings toward it, but when a brighter source of light appears they use that as a new direction and attempt to keep the top of their body pointing towards the light.

[@feralforestfae5439]

0:12 fun fact: the deodorant I use is called "wolfthorn", I have no clue what it's supposed to smell like but it smells good lol

[@randonyoufool2928]

Old Spice is the biggest offender when it comes to naming smells.

[@maxlikesdinos]

My deodorant is called “dusk” and I also have no clue what it’s supposed to smell like but it still smells really good…

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

@@maxlikesdinosIt smells like a boomer shooter set in Pennsylvania with a score by Andrew Hulshult, perhaps.

[@airilesyankovic2100]

Wolfthorn smells like blue raspberry to me

[@GrifoStelle]

4:14 1. Give Kong the Harambe skin. 2. Trade out the bombshell blonde Kong kidnaps. Make it so Korambe is saving a small child from Godzilla instead. 3. Kong still loses. Ending shot of passed out child on the palm of the still giant, Godzilla roaring in triumph. Tear streaked, mostly dressed military lead a screaming charge. Fade out with "to be continued" Let the rage flow, let the eyes roll. Call Michael Bay, he's gonna owe me money.

[@Taylor_slayss]

You need to hire Hollywood

[@skypuppeteer]

3:00 Robin didn't learn about the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny... :( It literally opens with describing Godzilla as "hopping around" WHY ROBIN WHY

[@StephenDurnan]

It says "Old Godzilla" and came out during 2005 way before the first monsterverse film meaning it was describing Toho's Godzilla

[@jessicalee5260]

I've never met a WoW player who would forgive you for being a newbie. I was invited to a dungeon run by a friend of a friend because they couldn't find a tank, and I happened to be playing my warrior. Friend of friend seemed to forget that warriors spec differently for certain roles. I was specced for arms and had never even tried to tank. I told him this. He says it's fine, it's easy, just do all this instead of what you're used to doing. So I moved things around and changed armor and all that, we went in, and wiped in the second mob. This guy gave me an absolute lashing with words, lots of them four letters. Never did it again. Had one veteran player who was really cool to me though. He helped me because a player of the opposite faction and much higher level was camping my corpse in contested territory. He killed the guy and escorted me to my faction's town and invited me to his guild, which was dedicated to helping new players. Because of him, after I got better and upped my crafting, I would hang around starter towns and give new players a mooncloth bag and one or two gold.(Yes, I realize I probably helped a lot of people just making an alt or something, don't kill my buzz.😅)

[@Web_Slade]

15:37 this aged like milk

[@cassamoroll]

i was jus abt to comment this 😭😭

[@benleo11]

@@cassamorollme too

[@shmebulfurdmcglucketthe3rd296]

Yes yes it did

[@Pumkin13-p4r]

It’s a godly day when Emkay posts a 2 hour video

[@pepsiman6534]

yes indeed

[@marbleWRKS]

you just made me notice…

[@Morana-mori]

5:37 my entire school district and the district i live in are powered by nuclear power and ever since finding that out, one of my friends has begun telling everyone in the elementary side of the school that they’re gonna be radioactive and glow in the dark from the lights. I love her so much, truly my role model

[@shadowrobot77]

I like how you read *"Father, i craved the cheddar"*

[@sebqstivn]

I READ THIS WHEN THE PART CAME

[@BishWithAKnife]

When

[@wigley7610]

@@BishWithAKnife 10:18

[@thenonfurry]

15:37 this aged *so badly*

[@Zerberos22]

05:41 the big problem with nuclear energy is that you can't get rid of the waste, unfortunatly we can't do it like Josh in satisfactory and stuff the waste into a lizard doggo and yeet them into the void

[@darkscot1338]

The issue with this thinking it ignores how lil waste there is. Strip mining for coal causes way more damage for the environment. Couple this with the fact that per capita nuclear has by far the lowest amount of deaths with almost all deaths from Fukushima being caused by the panic.

[@AngryProtoBoi]

The only real problems arise from accidents involving nuclear material. Chernobyl and Fukushima are pretty much worst case scenarios, but are necessary to realize where design can improve to be as safe as absolutely possible. The moment we figure out how to permanently deal with nuclear waste (which is actually mostly contaminated hazmat suits and equipment, and little of the material is actually spent fuel rods), it’ll be a very viable power source.

[@JackieTheBastard]

luckily all the waist from coal & fossil fuels is perfectly safe in our lungs

[@alucardsantradideus267]

There is surprisingly little waste, we can just encase it in a layered box of different materials and that thing will last until the radiation breaks down into led, we've thought about this for decades now but the public fear of radiation limits the approval

[@AngryProtoBoi]

@@alucardsantradideus267 Isn’t that what Thorium does when it finishes its half-life cycles?

[@shaw8071]

21:16 Robin the shell of baby turtles are actually pretty soft which is why a lot of baby turtles don't make it to the sea.

[@WalkerKiller117]

I'm today years old when I found out that Robin makes a really good Grunkle Stan Impression and we should all praise him for it!

[@ZDub275]

Ngl the Spotify no ads 30 minute "promise" is what pushed me to start downloading songs for free off KZbin using a 3rd party app

[@alexandrialarsen3101]

1:49:24 2nd panel translation "Can I have a beer, dad? I'm turning 14 today"

[@ItsYaBoi418]

36:14 I feel you Kenny. I’m right there with ya.

[@gracemoran8474]

Here's the German Translation for 1:49:24 Girl : Can I have a beer, papa? I am turning 14 today. Guy : Yes. This is knowledge from Duolingo, so correct me if I'm wrong, this is just the basic saying.

[@epicremixer76]

1:35:47: As a New Zealander, I can tell you what different parts of the flag represent. The union jack in the top-left corner is probably there because we got colonised by Britain. The stars are in the pattern of the Southern Cross star constellation.

[@erwantorio1314]

Brain: are you going to sleep? Me: yes i am. Now shut up. Brain: breathing set to manual Me: *B R E A T H S*

[@VynDimentional]

1:10:12 I love uno and monopoly for these exact reasons. Do you know that feeling where you FINALLY beat your dad at monopoly?

[@Upallnightwithnoshame]

57:31 RIP to the Doge dog (actual name being Kabosu) who battled with leukemia and died on May 24th 2024.

[@lucahermann3040]

1:13 This actually is the former Rubik's Cube *world record* holder, and he *can* solve it in five seconds. His name is Feliks Zemdegs.

[@Entification]

Me who takes my food out at 0:00 (yes, if you time it perfectly, you can open it at 0:00 WITHOUT it beeping or turning the display off)

[@dirty-old-cons]

ur microwave is built diferent

[@Im_Ellipsis]

i let it beep once just to annoy my family, there's been multiple times i've been told "either stop it before it beeps or let it beep all the way"

[@ggundercover3681]

​@@Im_Ellipsismy microwave doesn't do that. It either beeps or doesn't. If it starts to beep, it will do the whole cycle

[@Im_Ellipsis]

damn, that sucks@@ggundercover3681

[@fandom_lover5176]

I did that once, I felt like a god- lol

[@TrueLN334]

"Say karen one more time" "Shes an angry karen" Man, I know that my guy didn't just reference one of the best christmas movies of all time!

[@DvsArtemis]

15:38 that completely aged like milk

[@yukismith4518]

I wanna say for the voting thing in the USA, it may vary on the area, but if enough people write on the ballot a name of a person not listed they can actually be accounted for in the final count. This can be done for federal and state elections.

[@JadianRadiator]

2:56 Relative to his kaiju size, Kong is just a normal gorilla

[@f1zzy._xoxo]

1:16:08 the original "stucking out ur gyatt 4 the rizzler" and "last rizzmas"

[@nothingboie7329]

39:15 This also reminds me that Super Mario Galaxy is going to be an 18 year old game, which would make it an 18 year old series... *in 2 years.* Ive quite literally grown up with these 2 games.

[@kazuma7232]

Man, that game was my CHILDHOOD!

[@MooseGaming33]

1:02:20 while I've never had someone keep my resume after not being hired, I have had multiple local companies contact me about re-hiring after I left on my terms. It felt nice to be valued for my work even if I didn't need the position at the time.

[@fleshsoup]

My microwave is so old that it doesn't beep and I have no way to exactly tell how many seconds or minutes are left when using it

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

36:30 Jack forgets he is Australian and needs to worry about the ASIO, not the FBI

[@judaspriestfan]

0:20 women get to smell like a meadow of flowers and men has to smell like a factory or a warzone.😂

[@beanboybruh]

1:49:20 That's what it means: Can I have a beer, Dad? I'm turning 14 today.

[@limenarity3141]

EmKay not having watched KZbin on TV be like: 20:24 "KZbin ads aren't that bad."

[@maximusthebannanaman-zy7lr]

hey its the year

[@DeputatKaktus]

Finally after seeing 12:34 I know I am not the only "weirdo" to do this. Took a break during a motorcycle ride today. Had myself a Clif bar and some coffee from a thermos. Stuffed the wrapper in my pocket, to get rid of it at home. Same with the tissue I had used to clean the cup of the thermos. Meanwhile some other people apparently cannot be arsed to take their own trash with them and leave literal piles of McDonald's packaging behind for someone else to clean up. Sometimes just a few feet away from a trash can. That laziness...I just don't get it.

[@brandonvidell6201]

14:31 also,on the right,is Katie Marovitch of Collegehumor,now Dropout

[@UhmmYes80085]

Also we did buy Alaska for under 10m dollars we actually bought if for 7.2mil. I learned this in my social studies class like last week!

[@luigiytp]

15:37 aged well enough for me to remove the palindrome from the comment count (606).

[@Nimh_Milis]

0:27 I'm better than both because I take it out at zero seconds riiiiight before it beeps so that I don't have to hit “clear/cancel” (or leave it at 1 second like a jackass)

[@starlight846]

4:55 wow that episode was a blast from the past

[@S1llyD0gg]

Mom you shouldn’t move in with a boyfriend you’ve had for 2 mont- “STOP ATTACKING ME”

[@penguinGamez878]

The queen Elizabeth one aged very well

[@yoface2537]

21:40 man you really did not need to hit me with that while I max out my fans manually to avoid burning my hand on my mouse

[@Lolgun2]

58:55 the reason moths are attracted to the light is due to them using moonlight to navigate through the night

[@crackheadengineer3716]

10:57 jesus christ that stan impression is on point

[@bjmccann1]

The baby falling down a pipe was a reference to 18 month old Jessica McClure falling down a well in her aunt's backyard in Midland, Texas in 1987. It made worldwide news.

[@manutron2010]

59:00 Moths are attracted to light because they usually use the moon to navigate. They can’t see very well, so they assume that any bright light at night is the moon and fly towards it.

[@Inventor_gaming]

13,875 years, 2,672 months. 23 days, 23 hours, 53 minutes, 12 seconds.

[@thetwowhodefiedinthename-lw9gs]

15:038 - 15:42 this aged like a milkshake in a minivan in texas heat with the windows up

[@emiwo2.0]

27:46 Dear Jake from 2019 math class, my most sincere apologies. . . If we meet again, do not approach me. I do not know if I will shoot, or *shoot*.

[@alex-the-turquoise]

btw, homework was just cancelled in Poland

[@Val83306]

“Well time to pack my bags :D”

[@wrenheadempty]

@@Val83306why tf do you talk with quotes

[@Val83306]

@@wrenheadempty it was a joke

[@theemperor9790]

15:37 Welp 😐 that didn’t last long

[@VTPPGLVR]

0:45 Some teachers when their kids scream for help running from bullies during recess. Same teachers when any student talks during class.

[@PatrickAmmons-n6m]

0:26 me who takes it out a millisecond before it beeps but it’s still on end: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@Battlesny]

I think the Bullcrap Buff that the monkey got was 'is now ten times bigger than that building he famously climbed' and 'his his hands can fit the woman he held while climbing that building's entire house in it'.

[@stevenn110]

KZbin: Here, 5 unskippable ads! My 5 adblockers battling about who gets to block the ad first:

[@dirty-old-cons]

why do you have five adblockers😭 adblock pluss works perfecty fine. ur browser must be so slow

[@galomendo]

For me, youtube doesn’t allow any videos to load if you have an ad blocker on. Its shitty. Any tips on how to bypass that?

[@verazzan]

@@galomendo get ublock

[@smashfanx7560]

@@dirty-old-cons its like multithreading :trol:

[@datguymiller]

58:53 they use the moon to travel to mating grounds (iirc) and artificial light confuses them

[@CheapCreep]

2:35 Courier 6: "Male man? Yeah that's me"

[@badatgaming9905]

Band aid? I think you mean pre-assembled medical grade adhesive, a medical grade coated cellulose sheet, and medical gauze that we conveniently can lend you for $187, before tax of course.

[@Sapphire1568]

29:39, I cried because I laughed so hard!!!🤣

[@JakePhillips-fk1ji]

15:37 this meme aged like milk

[@SaberShotFusion]

5:45 by the way the people at chernobyl ignored the alarm siren when it went on and they just wanted to go home for christmas in time so they thought there was something wrong in the system and then it exploded

[@paperstrawsYT]

these memes are truly dank

[@VideoViperX]

Dude it's been 2 minutes How do you know

[@paperstrawsYT]

@@VideoViperX because its dank

[@j.p.6932]

17:17 On laptops (or at least all I’ve ever had) the WiFi signal only shows as connected when the router is on and connected. Even if I’m not able to load a webpage. I’ve never been able to just connect to the router and have it show as connected - it always shows as connection status (and connection strength when hovering over the icon).

[@SmolFemboyShark]

15:44 god that aged like milk Get my boy Keanu there

[@fishgood337]

8:24 I Sound like a freaking cat when I stretch... Or just a high pitch noise

[@Meme__man_MEME]

15:44 this aged bad 😂😂

[@therealDripFiend]

The irony considering there's a literal Lynx/Axe fragrance named "Africa"

[@sterlinggainey8267]

8:48-8:51 we seen this so many times and yet its still relatable

[@malisonlor388]

I REMOVE THE FOOD BEFORE IT BEEPS 0:00 I AM THE ALL SEEING GOD OF THE MICROWAVES.

[@anotparticularlynotableguy]

WHERE CAN I LEARN THIS POWER

[@Fir_on_pawz]

25:47 hey! Do I not exist anymore? *disintegrates into oblivion*

[@Moehre040]

2:04:10 perhaps more like "We'll add protective equipment because we dont have healthcare and like 80% of our up and coming players would be completely fucked for life if we dont"

[@GrifoStelle]

27:31 perfectly timed unskipable ad XD

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

15:38 Jesus, this aged like milk.

[@j.p.6932]

1:15 well yeah, there’s some trick or program to them where once you learn it, you can solve any Rubiks cube really quickly.

[@Machinegun54402]

30:32 that aged like milk

[@AceFace350]

0:20 pathetic, I can take my food out with no time on the timer without letting it beep, so I don't have to cancel it when I want to use the microwave again and I don't have to hear a beep

[@FunMixTime]

10:40 and then mom comes in and switches channel after hearing in the radio, that the 2nd tower has been hit.

[@ScribbleSayai]

That Mr beast "unhated rich people" meme aged like my son

[@Your_riverbank_duck]

10:57 *Le gasp* The three kingdoms...

[@CertainlySukrose]

1:49:24 Me, a Dane who can understand basic German:

[@Goofy_gremlin]

Gotta love my daily injection of emkay

[@perfectly_unstable]

@6:40 my PC has enough lights to make Vegas jealous and can still out perform your workstation any day of the week.

[@manutron2010]

15:40 Damn, this didn’t age like milk, this aged like oganesson

[@itamareizikovich]

It was one of two level 7 incidents and one of 5 super-local incidents. the Chernobyl nuclear reactor meltdown happened as a result of flawed infrastructure (a known flaw, the report was buried) and an experiment gone wrong due to negligent planning. The Fukushima nuclear reactor meltdown happened as a result of failure to assess the reasonable risk of a natural disaster of this magnitude due to incompetence on the side of the regulating government body and greed on the side of the owner. nuclear power plants today are massively cheaper, greener, reliable than other alternatives and compared to coal power plants, ASTRONOMICALLY safer for humans. in conclusion, Germany, what the hell are you doing?? 5:26

[@BodhiChristenson-sh1xs]

In Germany you have to VERIFY THAT YOU WANT FLAT WATER! To them non sparkling water is weird! 44:49

[@DaPlenThing]

20:32 with an adblocker, every ad I’ve gotten was a one minute+ unskippable ad

[@GraemeSlam]

0:24 people who hold 2 to make the microwave silent

[@Chloe_Pup]

Girls: mmm what makeup to get oh I know I'll buy the whole makeup stock! Boys: "grab a ugly shirt" yep just for me

[@Lunathevoid]

True

[@gl1tchb4by]

30:31 this aged well

[@hana3987]

27:44 Poland: piłka nożna

[@yoface2537]

45:41 The eagles could not have because the power the ring grants and likewise its ability to corrupt the bearer scales with the bearer's power, this is why Gandalf and Galadriel were terrified of taking the ring and also why hobbits were the best and really only option. Also for this example the rat would possibly not even turn invisible due to its low to nonexistent original amount of power

[@Cloudy_nation]

NOT THE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE GRUNKLE STAN VOICE

[@The-fs3dq]

killing the doctor to get more time to live is how you end up like Sisyphus

[@cewla3348]

20:00:40 that's the fallacy fallacy! disregarding a point purely because it is fallacious. remember: fallacies are just things that go "hey, this might be wrong?"

[@ByronMonteagudo-sp1np]

I think you meant 2:00:04, right?

[@Mr.Puzzles-wo8rp]

Aged like milk 15:37

[@imanassole9421]

11:16 I've worked at Amazon for almost 4 years.. I have seen.. but never got to use, the anti-dispare closet. 😂