THE BEST OF r/ENTITLEDPARENTS

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Robin ► / xycronva
Slazo ► / slazo
Damien ► / notdamienlee
Slazo | GET AWAY FROM THAT GIRL!!!!! :00:00:00
Robin | BUT I'M ALLERGIC 💀💀 :00:15:58
Damien | YOUR SON DOES NOT MATTER :00:33:40
Robin | WHYYYYY :00:53:34
Slazo | MY SON DESERVES IT!!! :01:11:11

[@aaronboy5512]

Bro went from being a whimsical steampunk engineer to an office worker who's slaving away their soul to pay to live

[@Barneyfromhalflife1]

He looked like a 1910-1925 pilot

[@AshTheArcticFox]

OOF.

[@NotUrSebbi]

He looked so happy, how could someone do such a thing?

[@Imaslutforpuns]

Live action eggman to just another cog in the corporate machine :(

[@Whatthesimga123]

Hot air balloon pilot to science teacher

[@rottenDeathmoth_]

i feel bad for the guy in the thumbnail. his mustache looked so cool and he looked so happy with it! i hope that his mother gets a bad haircut and that his mustache grows fast.

[@rayusremy]

I remember seeing the original. Dudes girlfriend/wife hated his mustache and his hobbies, so either he got rid of her or she was gone. And he really adored her so all the things he loved about himself was gone. And he was miserable

[@daisyjoy242]

@@rayusremyoh

[@otakuworm]

Do you remember what the original was called? I'm curious about the full story@@rayusremy

[@rayusremy]

​@otakuworm I've been looking for it for a bit now, but I can't find it. Idk if it was removed or something but I remember multiple different reddit youtubers talk about the story. I may need to find it through a video again

[@Jellywolf-Taylorsversion-]

Time stamp?

[@squibkib]

I feel bad for the guy who lost his mustache. It was pretty damn nice, ngl

[@stevenst7391]

He looks beter without,it might be me,but with the stache,he looks like hasan"double standard" piker

[@foreverdm7000]

​@@stevenst7391he looked much happier with his mustache and I think that's what matters. It's his facial hair and he can do what he wants with it

[@stevenst7391]

@@foreverdm7000 true

[@elizabethbrown5537]

@@stevenst7391honestly, as a girl, think he actually looked way hotter with the moustache

[@adriennemoore4217]

on the thumbnail he looked so happy with his supervillain like mustache which is hilarious and then he's depressed when his dumbass mom shaved it

[@pennsyltuckyreb9800]

Never, never, ever... cut another man's beard/stache without permission. That is capital punishment territory. Here in Amishvania, we had a string of brutal murders of Amish men. One group snuck into the homes of the opposing group and shorn their beards in the night.... murders ensued.

[@Actually_nobody_ever]

The only acceptable response

[@tomalator]

Saying "I'll get the pilot" on a plane is the epitome of Karen on an airplane. What's the pilot gonna do? Turn the plane around and take everyone back to the airport?

[@Imaslutforpuns]

“Don’t make me turn this entire plane around” 💀

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

The story is probably fake anyways, like a lot of posts on r/entitledparents.

[@obama5041]

@@CWINDOWSsystem32 Still entertaining, even if its far from the truth.

[@trijetaviator]

thats happened before tho, a plane was turned around cuz some person sharted too much

[@adventurekitty101]

@@CWINDOWSsystem32 I should honestly write a fake entitled parents story, post it on the next April fools day, and see what happens. Then I’ll eventually edit it to say I made it up as an experiment and an April fools joke.

[@NellaJade]

Honestly that guy who gives claw machine plushies to random kids just gave me hope in humanity. This is a genuine and wonderful human being who warmed my heart so much. It’s so sad someone so pure got treated so poorly for their kindness.

[@Imaslutforpuns]

I really hope the mustache dude is doing better now, I wish him nothing but the best on regrowing that glorious stache ❤

[@J.PC.Designs]

the good thing about mustaches is that they grow back quick. The bad thing about mustaches is that they grow long very, VERY slowly.

[@heroforcraftsarabi1107]

​@@J.PC.Designsthe mustaches contradicts itself

[@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD]

@@J.PC.Designsisn’t that all hair?

[@J.PC.Designs]

@@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD the buzz comes quick. The length doesn't. It takes no time to get to like a normal person's mustache, like mine only took a few weeks. It takes YEARS to get something like what this guy has. It's weird af

[@unnamed1613]

15:57 Forcing your child to eat/drink something they are allergic to, can be counted as assault. If it´s an anaphylactic allergy it can even be counted as attempted murder.

[@nothinbettertodo1163]

Dude with the mustache went from a WW1 ace pilot to an accountant

[@raptorjesus5870]

Went from zepplin engineer to middle aged dad.

[@J.PC.Designs]

@@raptorjesus5870 he went from Led Zeppelin to average music record label executive shoving mediocre pop musicians down your throat.

[@Farkle_8000]

Damn, that last story was a rollercoaster! That was awful to hear and I'm glad it had a happy ending

[@dashingclasher]

i really wish i had a babysitter when i was growing up because i have never met one that didn't leave a positive impression on the kids they watched and made them love being around people

[@Gamer-qr8ee]

Istg that shit pissed me off Respect for somehow staying calm in that situation

[@VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow]

17:39 reminds me of this sad story about a stepmother who killed her granddaughter because she put coconut oil in her hair after denying her coconut allergen

[@katiecurbow7086]

I've read that one before. Fucking sad.

[@ZachYTTheGamer]

That is so sad. Rest In Peace.

[@ZefDavenport]

Read it too. She had twin granddaughters, and one of them was allergic to coconut. She insisted on putting the oil on both of them, killing one of the twins when they were babies. I can't even begin to imagine how the surviving twin will feel when they tell her what happened.

[@Justuravfrogmom]

I like that the EmKay realized the whole gay adoption story was fake! You can't just walk into an agency and order a freaking kid like you're at a McDonalds.

[@hmnhntr]

​@@thisisdottlezIt's not that "gay men get harassed during adoption process" is unbelievable. It's everything else that makes it incredibly fake. Practically one step from saying everyone clapped at the end

[@crittabowl7448]

"So hey there AUNT SHEILA" was my favourite part

[@jordanlillian6801]

8-9 is definitely a little old to still be using women's bathrooms. I only let my nephews use single bathrooms when they're available and if not, as a victim of child abuse, we've made it very clear that their and other people's private areas are completely off limits to look, touch, or even talk about by anyone other than they're mom or my mom who basically raised them.

[@neonplural]

*their

[@unyu-cyberstorm64]

I think there's regulations in relation to that.

[@Reverend_Salem]

for me it would depend on the kid himself. if the kid has some form of mental or physical disability, then i dont care, the kid is probably better in the ladies' room than trying to use the mens room alone. ideally, family restrooms would be available for people in these situations, but that may not always be an option.

[@jordanlillian6801]

@@neonplural Doing important work buddy keep it up. Do you get paid for this or is it just what you do in your free time?

[@neonplural]

@@jordanlillian6801 no it was a joke. No hard feelings.

[@Just_a_commenter]

Wowzers, hearing Slazo in these compilations has been different! So used to the other narrators that it's fun hearing a different voice! Hope he's doin' good these days.

[@roxcyn]

Is Slazo an original narrator?

[@Actually_nobody_ever]

@@roxcynyes

[@roxcyn]

@@Actually_nobody_ever - Thank you. Cool!

[@Astrid_Cosmic_Chaos]

is Slazo tho one who narrates in the beginning?

[@kylebear8101]

@@Astrid_Cosmic_Chaosyes

[@xxglorifiedpotatoxx7477]

I don’t understand how all of these OPs are so polite, half of these parents would be catching hands

[@leefi1]

The best thing about owning my own business was being able to respond honestly to a Karen who was angry that I did not offer a service that she demanded . When she said; "I'll tell all my friends not to do business with you!" I responded, "believe me, your friends know what you are like!"

[@soveryoddinaryy]

he looked so happy with his stache 💔

[@raptorjesus5870]

He looked like a whimsical and well mannered steam punk fighter pilot.

[@Curly_Kroll]

Now he looks like a minimum wage worker that is slowly dying inside

[@ForeverToaster]

That story with the Segway tour (around 19-20 minutes in) is my favorite so far. I love how the EP immediately realized the stupidity of the situation, and tried to back out

[@silkychris999]

Still waiting for the FBI to show up, though...

[@Shadow_Crystals12]

​@@silkychris999same tbh...

[@RealTheScienceCat]

fun fact: tap water has higher standards than bottled water in places with good tap water. and tap water needs to be insanely cleaner than bottled water needs to.

[@anitacrumbly]

this doesn't apply to the USA for those of you in the US our tap water standards are based on property value and even then still get a filter or use a zero water pitcher because our water can't be trusted.

[@MHurley21]

​@@anitacrumblyThe USA:where gun ownership is an inalienable human right, but safe drinking water is a luxury.

[@anitacrumbly]

@@MHurley21 for real! I mean it won't give you the runs or anything but depending on where you live and the history of your city's infrastructure and if the pipes were or are still lead (this is a big one to check) and if the pipes are ever cleaned (hint: that's hardly ever) you could be slowly poisoning yourself they add the chlorine (which the dose they put in isn't harmful) is supposed to kill whatever toxins are left but i would rather filter my water than trust even local politicians who can be bought off. In certain cities or towns the water is actually undrinkable flint, Michigan is just the most well known and all these years later the water there is not drinkable at least since the last time i checked. That's if you can get water, there is a small town in California that has no running water and depends on a well.

[@maxgirl1389]

Everyone wishing the best for the mustache man warms my soul. I hope our man is doing well!

[@vwgirl]

Reminds me of something I overheard years ago. Was waiting for my order in JackintheBox. This girl, an employee working behind the counter, could not believe that she lost her second job. She was fuming. She went in yesterday, and they told her to leave. Why? She hadn't shown up for 2 months. Technically, she quit but they had the nerve to remove her from the schedule. I still can't believe it.

[@bratgurke9882]

Its my first time to hear Slazo. It is so fun hearing you read all this, you're a great Narrator

[@AgTheFreeborn]

the kid with the seafood allergy is having an anaphylactic reaction based on the fact that they break out in hives. It's just not severe enough, the not-being-able-to-breathe severity level of reaction could happen literally any time they're in contact with seafood, it can be totally random and is more likely the more frequently you come in contact with the allergen

[@sandelion415]

In the 4y/o self defense story, my body bubbled with heat and rage when the principal said “well your daughter seems to be the aggressor”. It takes a lot for a story to make me so pissed but that one managed to writhing the first few seconds

[@DStein22]

I absolutely love the comment section of these compilations. People don't timestamp the stuff they're commenting on and leaves me wondering which fucking ones are they referring to.

[@megasora4]

thats the fun part, i love my weekly/daily game of "MATCH THIS COMMENT!" extra points if the comment could be applied to multiple stories.

[@v_da_crackhead]

I'm sick and having a bad day, then I jumped on the notification and it instantly made me feel better ❤

[@undeadladybug7723]

That bus story is exactly why I only have novels out when we're not driving somewhere ourselves. Most spoiled kids don't seem to want anything to do with books.

[@sayasaya800]

He should have cut his mom's hair when she was asleep

[@kennypseudo3541]

I'm Australian (Brisbane/Moreton Bay region) and my mother only drinks bottled water. I can understand my grandmother who lives at Kingaroy to drink bottled water since their town water is basically mud... but my mother?? Our tap water is perfectly fine, delicious even, turns the frogs gay

[@Reverend_Salem]

it might be habit, if she grew up in Kingaroy she might be used to drinking bottled water, and may just default to it out of habit and subconsciously remembering that the water where she grew up wasn't that safe.

[@kennypseudo3541]

@@Reverend_Salem she didn't, the townwater there just isn't drinkable

[@Djdjndxjsnd]

Honestly I’m the same tap water just tastes like fluoride for me I hate it. I usually get the massive bottles in an attempt to not waste too much plastic and recycle them, it’s also cheaper that way.

[@SpiritusVulpis]

That "Hey there AUNT SHEILA" had CONVICTION in it

[@chadpasta123]

“I was worried that something would grab onto me” 💀

[@notgonnadoitm8]

Man I was caught off gaurd by Slazo, then i realized I hadn't heard Slazo's voice in ages.

[@ActuallyLucasXD]

Me when emkay uploads (I’m a caterpillar):🐛

[@MagniThorson]

guy in Thumbnail went from *Lets go on an Adventure* to *theres a lot of candy in the back of the van*

[@aleksandramakari]

I ate at an airport once and you had to use their website to order food. Oh no! Phones at the table!

[@awesomestyles]

Wow; for once, a compilation gives us new(ish) content. I've never seen these Slazo videos before - but if I had to guess, they must have been old videos that got privated ages ago.

[@SynysterProjects]

The one about the OP with allergies is hella relatable. My fkn step mother and her husband are the same way. I'm allergic to lentils, tree nuts, and somewhat recently (post-adulthood) developed an allergy to shrimp and fish. They have never believed me, even though the first time I claimed I was having a reaction, I was 5 YEARS OLD and didn't even know what allergies were. The most f'd up thing about it is that my step mom's husband is deathly allergic to all kinds of seafood, but instead of being empathetic, he claims that I'm lying because he's "never seen me have an allergic reaction". Yeah...he's never seen me eat anything I'm allergic to because I refuse. And when I DO accidentally eat something I have a reaction to, I start spitting constantly because my saliva gets really thick, my throat gets tight and itchy, and I get very hot, like feverishly so. Not sure wtf you'd call that except "allergies". Guess he idiotically thinks that the only type of allergy is the one that kills you, just like he thinks the only seizures (which I also have) are the ones where you start foaming at the mouth and violently convulsing.

[@AKASunWukong]

“Im Your parent.” “Okay.” “I own you.” “Wait what-“ Or “This is my kid.” “Okay.” “So everything they do is okay.” “Hello, police-“

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

It always brings me joy to still hear Slazo’s voice.

[@kitalthevali]

My mom would rip me apart if i wasn't 15 minutes early for an interview, 6 hours late? Being incenerated alive would be a mercy.

[@bigchunges4856]

"You're too old to play games." You're too old to be alive

[@WoodsRunner]

WAIT ITS HIM?

[@weirdreapr]

OMG HES RETURNED

[@frige_master73]

HES BACK!

[@scruggly_ahh_commenter]

slazo has returned

[@SolTheUnseen]

He looked so cool with the mustache 😭

[@cendimix.4132]

1:13:26 I don't cry hardly at all let alone tear up but this legitimately made my eyes water a little bit, that dog is so precious, Maxine deserves all the love in the world, she has more empathy than most humans now days, cherish her.

[@AradhanaSingh-jn4oy]

Broo I feel bad for the thumbnail guy he has the best stache I have ever seen

[@witchtale3159]

Legend says if you repeat “You assaulted me!” three times, you get a post about yourself on Reddit; and it may or may not be read by EmKay

[@Behlsy]

44:02 I really hope this becomes a core memory for this little girl. So far I’m liking OPs “fuck around and find out” kind of attitude. Honestly, good on the girl too for using the self defense she was taught. I honestly hope the little boy learned that he needs to respect people’s boundaries, and goes on to become a good person later in life.

[@Behlsy]

Also, kudos to the ex-wife too. They are both teaching this girl how to stand up for herself, and protect herself.

[@KristopherLobb-pj6qy]

Pretty sure that if someone cuts off your beard against your wii while you sleep you can press assault charges😕

[@hunterchichester5720]

Yould better. RIP moustach

[@randomguyontheinternet11111]

I felt how angry that poor dude was how he almost got his hand broken even worse from that Karen i literally felt my blood heating up

[@cars0mega]

You know it’s crazy when the entitled parent’s KID is siding with the OP

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

That last one had me furious, mostly because it's not the first time I've heard a story like that. What is with entitled mothers and thinking their children can just have/steal things that don't belong to them? If my child ever even asked a total stranger for their stuff I would be mortified.

[@cillianennis9921]

I like how the guy who explained what each term he'd be using meant broke his rule of me-me & uses OP in the story. Like why specify if you're not gonna use the term.

[@derpsterYT]

I feel terrible for the guy whos hand was fractured by the entitled mom. I cannot even imagine how terrible you have to be to think grabbing some random kid's hand and yanking it, especially after they said there was something wrong with it.

[@veaceslavstoianov4378]

Slazo never fails to rail me from behind

[@Djdjndxjsnd]

Oh! 😃

[@TheAltMapper]

Hearing robin say HAIL YEAH is pure serotonin

[@ImPrettySureThisIsMax]

29:10 you can hear the utter sadness and betrayal in Robins voice upon this realization

[@seaserpant-st3px]

41:44 "hit and run butt grabbing" I'm dying laughing at two in the morning

[@Echo-Berriez]

that story with the boyfriend is so funny to me. HOW IS TAKING PHOTOS OF A NAKED MINOR (LITERALLY CP) GONNA GET THEM KICKED OUT?? 😭😭

[@TheZombo]

Bro turned from a whimsical happy man to a king of the hill character

[@kingswagmaster-tg5hy]

its just become a reflex for me to like your videos because im just so used to them always being so good

[@OverStrive2008]

NOOOO! Now mustache waxer (1 brain, 2 💪 2 ❤️) can't get an extra brain and heart

[@KurosakiYukigo]

Random PVZ Heroes reference out in the wild

[@OverStrive2008]

@@KurosakiYukigo lurch for lunch

[@ramseyzev5179]

the pointed "AUNT SHEILA" shoutout was crrrraaaazy

[@averageraviolienjoyer1884]

Poor guy went from 1899 hot air balloon operator to my dad💀

[@aidanjamespiggott3377]

I shall forever use "Bart Simpson-ed" as my new way of saying "Strangled" or "Choked"

[@alphaaxis64501]

entitled parents only exist because THEY were the EK's once, and this cycle will continue into oblivion

[@nourmo1331]

YES MORE CONTENT.

[@The_lamb_sauce]

56:50 this person is definitely a fanfic writer

[@voxfoxclips8684]

Mustache man's mother is gonna be wondering why her son suddenly stopped smiling and talking with her after the unecessary invasion of space, privacy and mutilation of his pride (while he was ASLEEP) without caring about what he or his friends think.

[@Panzerfaust_1939]

Reason why facial hair plays an important role on physical traits of a character

[@Phantomist_]

The tics one nearly made me cry to think that someone that is the same species as me could do such horrible thing makes me lose all hope in humanity I apologize for that person and all entitled people.

[@bloxcollection_offical]

best reddit voice channel

[@maikelbarahoa6612]

Dude, that last one, ohhh that last one, I admire the patience, I would probably be in jail now

[@cyanidechryst]

cutting off that stach is a WAR CRIME it looked so sick

[@urfavcallisto]

Woah, I've watched... most of the Emkay videos and never knew Slazo was in one. I've only ever watched him as a solo KZbinr.

[@WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869]

Who needs Reddit when you have EmKay!

[@darianchristie3260]

I would be taking that girl out for a gigantic icecream sundae every day of that suspension.

[@genderless8381]

"Me=Me" Mind blowing 🤯

[@itsjustmenova]

Yeah sadly the guy with the moustache did not shave because his mother shaved him. The actual story is probably sadder because his wife continued nagging him until he gave in and shaved

[@theminerwithin9316]

To the entitled parents: How *DARE* you raise a child like that!? I may not be a parent, but my mother would have yanked me by my hair if I acted like that!! The world doesn't revolve around you or your kid! Learn to raise your kid correctly!!

[@Fizz_bang]

45:21 "say it three times you get put on reddit" actually made me cackle lmao

[@user-fu1cb4gb5f]

Bro went from an awsome aviator (plane pilot) that goes on whimsical adventures to a guy named jared that works in accounting

[@skibidibopmmdada6921]

2:51 sounds an awful lot like TheRussianBadgers "Why are you stepping on my head?" "Why is your head on the ground for me to step on?"

[@Furiosity3]

That last one was so insane bro

[@Odecori]

I would legit be so mad if my glorious mustache was shaved. Like, would there be a way to disown your own mom?

[@cayd4803]

There’s another emkay video Let’s gooooooooo

[@Highlander_Bones]

Dude that was the best fking mustache ever I dont think I've ever seen a more majestic man

[@casualsleepingdragon8501]

My dude went from fun and adventurous bi-plane pilot to 1980s serial killer

[@That1CelloGuy]

15:58 Ayyy, it's ya fave reader, ROBIN! WOOOOOOOO

[@maxieweliethemathter9894]

JESUS CHRIST THE CHANGE IN LIGHT ON 16:00 JUST BLINDED ME

[@lunakitty953]

me too☹

[@darthbatman2852]

Being Aro/Ace isn't even a sin lmao

[@dings7301]

Bro I'm so sorry beard man 😢 I'd send them a photo of what they did to your beard every time they try to communicate with you. And only that, ngl I don't think I could forgive them

[@divinegokublackrose]

I was shocked when I saw this was an emkay video because I’ve never heard the opening narrator. Only 9 min in so I don’t know if any else is narrating. Edit: nvm, robin here’s now

[@CanadianTheGreat1]

ive never heard the first guy in an emkay vid so it caught me off guard

[@ashgamesxwx]

Bro went from the main character to a background office worker

[@ChrissyLynnZombie]

I'm here for the accents 😂

[@emilgilmutdinov9117]

THE DUDE WITH THE MUSTACHE ON THE THUMBNAIL LOOKED SO HAPPY WITH IT

[@dracahismail]

The story that had the kid with the broken hand was just anger-inducing. Never have i ever seen so bad parenting that i actually wanna just fucking slam my head against a wall.

[@The_Loving_Anarchy]

36:50 omfg that sudden transition caught me off guard xD

[@KeppyKangaroo]

I am very lucky that my parents (boomer and gen x) kinda recognized that I might not be straight and encouraged me to try both homo and hetero relationships. I now know that I am asexual.