The Bizarre Lore of Cocomelon

[@therealchoopo]

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[@AnthonyWeust]

Please do Captain underpants/ dog man/ Dave pilkey lore

[@bintsink5480]

Hi Choopo :)

[@spineyfish1653]

I hope that the creators of cocomelon commit on this video and say it's cannon.

[@AnthonyWeust]

@ I hope cocomelon comments “ gee fiddly doo, choopo! Ya really got us there, ya whippersnapper!

[@Optimistic_seattle_fan]

I thought this was a bit and not a sponsor

[@cartoonist_key]

2:24 As a Canadian myself, I can confirm we do all look like HigglyTown Heroes.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

HigglyTown Heroes is the reason why I discovered the existence of Matryoshka Dolls.

[@KrisVexBlood]

I guess Choopo’s mom was right all along

[@menaatefadly]

What about the South Park Canadians?

[@cartoonist_key]

@@menaatefadly Oh, those are the people who run the country, the government.

[@Enchantlingus]

@@menaatefadly XD

[@lanoraphillips4298]

Choosing to pray that the care bears mentions are foreshadowing for a future vid hehe

[@317NEETz]

Literally

[@appledahuman7690]

Yes please

[@kingcreepsta9417]

PLEASE

[@Unfunnyjestr]

So help me god if there’s a multiverse

[@Private-Potato]

Cocomelon and the multiverse of madness

[@eugenekrabs141]

The Cocoverse

[@DrunkHorse-INN]

I need to make a multiverse so extensive even Choopo can't even review it 🤣 Edit: I accidentally spelt his name wrong 🤦 My bad.

[@tykamen5588]

I know there’s a multiverse

[@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623]

@@DrunkHorse-INNomg me too (:)) I just hope that the guy obsessed with Mort can’t solve it either

[@liritlit2503]

Thank you for shaking the keys during that ad. Because of you, I learned that I can sit through an ad break, and I’ve grown as a person. What was the ad about? Keys, I suppose

[@patricialock1862]

I legitimately didn't hear the keys I was doing dishes

[@TheAwesomness995]

Lol the keys jingling to keep our attention during the ad 😂

[@lilliebogert7496]

Always works

[@KenTamine5]

Worked on me thought

[@TheAntiBarrel]

and it DID

[@applechanel8983]

It def worked on me too

[@Salvadorian52]

Let's hope this doesn't get marked for kids

[@Sedx1244]

Ya

[@jellymcmichaels4240]

Knowing KZbin, it almost certainly will...

[@Kyumifun]

The ending may hold it back from that. Choopo uses smart words the generation of skibidi will not understand to insult the franchise they've wasted the previous time of their youth on.

[@dekucake]

As someone whose sister was obsessed with Care Bears as a kid, I would absolutely love to see you disect Care Bears lore

[@MarxistMomentum]

14:01 Very nice of you to provide gameplay for those not participating. 👍 I did go back, closed my eyes, and participated.

[@tokisaru]

Same! Legitimately the tone of the messages actually made me go back to appreciate what he was asking us to visualize (I've got aphantasia so couldn't exactly visualize, but I could emotionalize it 😁)

[@apocalypshooper]

NOOOOOOO CHOOPO HAS LOST HIS MIND PRAY FOR THE LAD

[@EikaThePlant]

I too vouch for the care bears to be examined, their lore and varrying levels if ability throughout iterations and whether they are dieties, protectors, cosmic entities or simply legends to teach morals has always intrigued me.

[@Faniwa828]

It's crazy to think Cocomelon isn't illegal. Like having your children watch it should literally be a crime

[@peytondouglas-cz4qz]

😂

[@Drastic644]

Your acting like cocomelon makes beheading videos

[@IDK-ep1zz]

I hated cocomelon so much that I made a dark theory about it. I thought JJ was a demon or possessed by a demon because in the old video, he had dark red eyes, and the toys only came to life when he was around they were alive. I also had a theory that it was an apocalypse because the clouds look fake, and it's very questionable how they never go anywhere else and how the tress look weird.

[@Drastic644]

⁠@@IDK-ep1zz Bro what?

[@AlphaHunter-oe5ss]

Ikr

[@rimfire8217]

2:29 "My mom told me this is what canadians looked like" Wow your mom was so based.

[@defmagica9139]

The audio dropping and the child staring into my soul was more terrifying than any jump scare you litter the FNAF vid with.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

If Cocomelon isn't illegal enough, then the rise of Elsagate and the consequences of weird and disturbing KZbin Kids content has been a disaster to the platform.

[@Mylenapony]

That depression at the end……a hard hitting reality To be afraid of change is to refuse to grow.

[@Austin_the_Dalmatian06]

11:32 I do! And yes, I'd love it if you made a video about the Care Bears.

[@aynohalopesdealmeida9932]

2:01 "in this video" now I'm anxious

[@tux_duh]

I can't believe it took this long for Johnny Johnny to be ripped from my subconscious into my awareness once more. I didn't even associate cocomelon with Johnny Johnny I had repressed it so (I was in theater with band kids in 2018, we were insufferable with that song)

[@itsjustbob7649]

18:16 Was not expecting a Chazington mention in a Choopo video, let alone in one about goddamn Cocomelon

[@Miksy51]

I am second. Cocomelon is such a twisted hypno device that ruins the young minds. Now then. Maybe milk quest, three pandas and lamput lore. In the future. Now.

[@Iwatch2019cartoonsobsessively]

No, not lamput, that stupid short thing that Cartoon Network thought would catch on. It’s stupid how they thought it would work.

[@masedaace5473]

Normally I try to avoid anything related to Cocomelon, but for once, I'll make an exception. Great video Choopo!

[@dabatman5187]

9:25 I legit thought you were gonna say the animals got skinned and stuffed and stitched back together. That would have been an interesting twist

[@Busy_Bee619]

Bro bringing up LeapFrog ABC Factory de aged me at least 15 years lol

[@johnshemenski1632]

The keys during the sponsor lmao

[@Mr.comedic]

0:59 thank you for your sacrifice

[@willamccartney]

2:22 literally so hype at pinky dinky doo mention

[@SteppingFawn]

4:13 Not the Wizard101 music in the background 😭

[@CWorthStudios]

This reminds me of the short story "It's a _Good_ Life," written in 1953 by Jerome Bixby. Omnipotence in the hand of a child- people's every thought and action shaped by a child's idea of what is good, yet also grappling with the inherent cruelty of a child. Subjugated.

[@whatever9097]

Choopo’s mom saying Canadians look like higgly town heroes is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while

[@deadlyalchemist397]

Bro you mentioning Higglytown Heroes unlocked some memories, I used to watch that sometimes as a kid and completely forgot about it’s existence until now lmao

[@TalesofDrCreepYPasta]

I was not expecting that emotional speech at the end of a video about f*cking COCOMELON.

[@Miami.grackle]

Wow. That was something. I don’t have kids. Most of my friend’s kids are now adults, way to quickly, more rapid than I can even make sense of. So, I was elated to see your video, giving your thoughts on a phenomenon I didn’t get a chance to witness first-hand. As I was expecting, it was all quite fascinating, full of life, packed with hilarity. The occasional (understandable, and also hilarious) fits of rage are a treat to behold However, the change in tone in your voice beginning at 21:37 made me feel deeply unsettled. Maybe it’s just me, but my senses skipped a sec, and at once looked straight at the (usually) lovable stick person sitting there. I realized, at this very moment, we are dealing with something serious. Even with my ignorance of the subject, every single video I’ve seen dealing with Cocomellon pissed me off, in one way or another. This time, these feelings are on a whole new level. I’ve been a dedicated fan since the very first appearance of Bobo. Considering my advanced age, some of your work is difficult to interpret. Being young at heart does help me comprehend, thankfully. Your takes on Candyland and Clifford remain my favorites. This one may be among the strongest contenders. Hope you end up reading this. If so, thank you for everything you do!

[@chaochow393]

Cocomelon feels like a visual scam for kids' braincells and a physical scam parents' wallets

[@lunarhonk5640]

we should all apologise to choopo for bringing his career to this point

[@JoltyXylan]

It would be cool to get "The Bizarre lore of BFDI" eventually

[@rainydaysyes]

funny thing is that the first original 20 contestants could possibly be the oldest characters in all of fiction do some research and see what you can find about it

[@jellymcmichaels4240]

Do you remember the animated adaptation of Graeme base's "animalia"? "The bizarre lore of animalia" would make an awesome video!!!

[@jamesapplesword7846]

The jingling keys on the sponsor is the hardest ive laughed in a while

[@Aya-q6s3m]

This was a very interesting 23:18

[@octovinyl]

i feel like choopo is the kinda guy to be able to hold a conversation with people he doesn’t know but when he gets to know you he just spurts facts

[@gfresh8576]

BRCF as the street view from the subway is amazing

[@Corallyy]

I have my finals but I'm spending my time watching a video on cocomelon. Worth it for sure.

[@blebblubbleb]

Goodluck on your finals :D

[@toryjuno9583]

I am begging you to do a care bears video, they were my entire childhood and will continue to haunt my dreams and memories Also I want to appreciate the fact that the video on cocomelon is the one we hear Choopo speaking normally/ calmly for the longest. The man has truly gone insane during this one xD

[@MrNiceGuy--]

youtube recommended me this in like 19 seconds and I clicked it immediately, I think somethings wrong with me

[@lavenderbees]

Please do talk about Care Bears choopo I would love that

[@linkthepringlesman3951]

0:51 “Feb 22, Choopo” God I hope that means we’re getting a “lore of Choopo” video

[@marcelopaulo446]

It's time for choopo to save the new generation,let's go my boy

[@marcelopaulo446]

Fr

[@bigal.mackerel]

I would love a carebears video

[@Proto-Sir_Quirrel]

Choopo has been taken by the Cocomeleon Brainrot, may God help us

[@julesthief]

So JJ is basically Anthony from the Twilight Zone?

[@KrisVexBlood]

6:24 YES! Bizarre lore of Care Bears

[@KrisVexBlood]

11:34

[@danitho]

This reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode where a kid...a blonde kid actually, held a town under his control.

[@Tokyyoo.]

this is proof that I will watch anything choopo

[@WWEJayGaming]

6:19 no joke that Animation video is actually not clickbait lol, and plus you can actually look this up on google people can actually get allergic to the cold, its very rare but it’s actually possible. The story is fake but the disease isnt.

[@LittleAmyHe]

Now I’m going to be stuck thinking about the possible consequences of corporation-generated slop for children. I hate this so much.

[@Dasox2004]

Omg I have been looking for oobi for years. You gotta do a video on it one day

[@gab.bee123]

missed opportunity to make a joke/reference to this iconic episode from the twilight zone called "it's a good life" that is about a town isolated from the world and basically ruled by a six year old (three years old in the short story it's based on) with godlike powers who makes all of the adults live in fear of upsetting him or even just thinking unhappy thoughts because the little monster has that much control over them

[@RainbyFIN]

Not convinced the catfood didn't do something to Choopo as a person 20:23 My language in a Choopo video jumpscare

[@pencerism]

6:49 GAITHERS POND MENTIONED

[@jayrocks1203]

0:59 he actually watched a decade’s worth of Cocomelon? Brave soldiers need to be recognized 🥹🥲

[@arialash1113]

Choopo you said it! Now I wanna hear you talk about care bears! 😉

[@The80sMan]

so basically, Cocomelon is sort of the Nursery Rhymes Cinematic Universe

[@lukedrotos8718]

I'm mainly worried that clicking on this will fuck up my recommendations and cause the algorithm to think I want cocomelon

[@irenaciric8126]

8:19 "scrub that muck off at once hubert cumberdale i will have no dirty imigrates at my house"

[@JarateMan20]

12:51 Df you mean Miles from Miles from tomorrow land is bad, he is peak character. (His mom is hot)

[@Beepl0serBop]

Brother was gettin philosophical about Cocomelon somebody get this guy a Carebear

[@escapindreams]

2:00 genuinely scared 😅

[@novalinnhe]

Choopo the ad splice was fantastic. Hats off to you.

[@ChinaResidence]

I can feel my braincells melting in real time!

[@Hexagonal_record]

You should make a video about the mlp lore

[@noskes1]

When you have kids, cocomelon songs are write into your mind. Also miss Appleberry is kinda hot.

[@hazelmarie6387]

would love to see some coverage of care bear lore

[@KrisVexBlood]

Justice for care bears!

[@Signy8]

Please do a CareBears video!

[@jessebarnabe8439]

@4:14 when the wizard101 music hit I had flashbacks

[@mynameisreallycool1]

When I saw this in my recommendations, I said, "No!" out loud. 😭

[@12MyNameIs]

So the Cocomelon baby is Anthony from It's a Good Life?

[@Vick_Reis]

2:19 pinky dinky doo was awesome and I'm gonna die on this hill

[@MorganVsTheInternet]

0:07 No, I’m here to watch you lose yo mind!

[@person3514]

2:21 ok real talk pinky dinky doo was something child me enjoyed really only for its themesong

[@InnesTahtinen]

20:09 so it's 'It's a Good Life' from Twilight Zone?

[@InsertName41]

choopo uploaded a cocomelon video, time to go back to bed so i can actually wake up because im not awake right now

[@Thimas143]

11:33 I’d be fine with the lore of carebears I don’t know anything other than their name relates to the picture on their stomach so I’m open to it

[@mirnanunez7925]

thank you for actually telling me when to open my eyes, i hate it when videos do that and never say when to open them and im just stuck in complete darkness until it ends. it sucks

[@nikolapavkov6318]

0:05 brother was spot on with my math home work

[@noahsark.cosplay]

Imagining Choopo doing the entirety of this video as a soliloquy on a crowded subway while the other passengers look on in horror

[@TheBearOfSpades]

Chuck is Zachary Levis legacy and saying anything else is a sin.

[@graceelizabeth1299]

2:09 aw man Miss Frizzle is at it again

[@plutodragon4]

We want care bears choopo you traumatized us with this brainrot its so ugly im dying from cringe

[@jakethompson2095]

Love the Wizard101 wizard city background music, glad the game has left an impression.

[@Snard980]

Yes please talk about Care Bears

[@TorosAndMakis53]

18:16 Yo! Chazington reference!

[@thelittlebluemenace8980]

That Battle Against a Mobile Opponent just gets me in the way possible.

[@MagolorFromKirbysreturntodream]

no

[@HXLLowPxRPLE]

3:00 the man knows how to keep my attention

[@chrispchicken13]

I’m a preschool teacher and things like cocomelon are the bane of my existence

[@TheDecentt]

In middle school, I was forced to watch this after popular demand by my class on the last week of school.

[@Bloom8182]

Cocomelon is Wandavision confirmed?

[@JacksTheBigSillyNerd]

9:33 the annoyance in his voice

[@mekman4]

I listen to a lot of Psychology lectures and it says that Narcissism, from small children to teenagers, is actually _healthy._ Great Stuff!

[@The_SonicFan2010]

I liked the shiny jiggling keys

[@alexandrajones4518]

Have you heard the story "It's a Good Life?" It was written by Jerome Bixby in 1953, but you would more likely know it from The Twilight Zone or the Simpsons' parody. It follows a small town, wherein a 6 year old named Anthony has god powers and is possibly an eldritch horror. He has forced a town to be "good" and "happy" according to his decrees and those who aren't are tortured, killed, and sent to the cornfield. Cocomelan is a prequel to this story taking place in modern times. JJ's knowledge has been granted by the internet which he himself perpetuates as he tears his own reality apart with his early god powers. Audrey Fremont had children. JJ is one among them.