The Black Phillip Show Episode 9

[@Patriceoneal7079]

One of the best underlying themes of this episode is how it begins with Patrice using 2 Girls 1 Cup to explain why women are so stuck up and why we hate them. And then for the next 2 hours he uses Leah to not only prove that women are stuck up, but also to show that its not just him saying men hate women. He also literally pulls the hatred right out of men to show the world. And to top if off, the entire time Leah has no idea what he is doing. This man was a type of genius that the world had never seen before, and his genius was so organic as well. He didnt even have to try. Our words cannot even do it justice. He was just incredible…RIP

[@drewsears2959]

This episode might be the the most underrated episode out of all them. Best episode to help men and their attitude and philosophy. Something to always call back on when you’re not happy, and you know their are women out their that will do 2 g 1 c. We’ll said my friend

[@wadegaviota6629]

It's crazy because they didn't even know that right around the corner was OnlyFans

[@accountgegevens]

Im looking for the bit where Patrice instructs a female caller who's in a sexless marriage or something, to be dirty, piss in the middle of the living room just to frustrate her husband into hate f***ing her😂 It was absurd advice😂, but as usual theres truth in what Patrice says. Anyone know the episode?

[@Patriceoneal7079]

@@accountgegevens the first episode. Cause its the one with Jim Norton

[@7ORD6ANTI]

​@@Patriceoneal7079 it's an absolute tragedy that Jim didn't make any more appearances on the show but i think Patrice wanted to keep the show more fresh and original by having his co hosts be lesser known comics Jim was probably not as available to just pop in

[@tylerh2548]

the reason women don't want their age known is that they think hiding the "sell by date" will keep the goods from expiring.

[@suavetemper1683]

🤦‍♂️💀💀

[@Kujien]

Brilliant

[@lowbo47omzascotave94]

Lmao. Realest... Shit... EVER !

[@Brandon-6200]

You sir are a fucking genius!

[@TH3T3RRANC3]

Holy moly donut shop lol that is the realist comment I've seen in a good while lmao

[@bensondavido4525]

This would have been the biggest podcast around if Patrice was still alive doing it.

[@fdavyes]

Facts. Would be funny to see the amount of people/groups trying to cancel OG Patrice for speaking the truth Without giving a fuck about people’s feelings.

[@elliottsmith7530]

@@fdavyes double fax. having a field day😭

[@tonetony7131]

I agree

[@kehidohun4817]

Epic

[@abstractnonsense3253]

Imagine the amount of super chats Patrice would get livestreaming

[@RelativistSlayer]

I cant stop listening to The Black Philip Show.... its so sad that Patrice past away so young man =(

[@MaxBeta]

RS Default ok bobby

[@bobbydrake5937]

Fulfilled his purpose! 🙏🏼❤️

[@darkice7669]

Yes my brother...RIP ...if i gotvwish to meet any celebrity he would be my #1

[@SereneSimian]

The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. 😔

[@jimmythegreek2472]

blobby kelly here

[@gd9259]

He's like a mozart with words. I dont think people realize the difficulty of talking like this and still coming off funny in the room and on the radio. incredible

[@Stbuster31]

I laugh every time time they play the piece in the commercial where Patrice goes "you can call, I'l-I'll listen to you talk about nuthin". he can make anything sound funny af.

[@crowdseyeview]

DM R who Had da herpies

[@TheAngeloShow1]

I'm a pimp

[@jamalonfowler9449]

"What the fuck are you talking about bitch?" --- to Kathleen

[@emyndridrinemy3346]

@@jamalonfowler9449 HAHAHAAHAHA! I read it the way he says it with the pause between what - the - fuck

[@drewinsur7321]

DM R he was a master conversationalist if that is a thing. He says the funnyest shit just by putting a little tone or even stutter on jokes and roasts. Greatly missed

[@Early_Lately]

It's so funny hearing them talk about MySpace.

[@3941602]

woodson 11True that woody. You ex airforce by chance?

[@Phantom6lack]

Early Lately I know lol

[@Bleilock1]

also its funny hearing that you could find shit like two girls one cup on youtube... oh yt... what has become of you?

[@Blood0cean]

@@Bleilock1 no u couldn't. .. it was cameras on ppls faces reacting to the shit the garbage content that still exists. It would cut off the second they were about to start business of shitting and ud just see their lame acting faces as patrice pointed out. I'm old enough to remember this. U can find more r rated softcore stuff in recent years then u ever could in the past btw. The biggest fail of KZbin now is that there is no bipartisan freedom. It's leftist garbage and no real conspiracies are allowed. Thousands of vids have been deleted since 2018. U only find corny shallow mainstream conspiracies they show on the news. Those shill channels are promoted to the top.

[@Bleilock1]

look man i am really not disagreeing with you... actually im agreeing with you very much, and i really like this part "U can find more r rated softcore stuff in recent years then u ever could in the past btw." and i also agree but im also old enough to remember and i remember seeing 2g1c with exactly that title on youtube i remember video being up very shortly, before being taken down, and after that yt was flooded with "reaction" videos to it i also remember after initially being able to watch it on yt, later on you could see it on newgrounds, until it disappeared into obscurity (at least for me) tbh memory is also hazy for me too when it comes to yt in that period, i actually didnt hang on it so much, just played cod2 most of the time (my internet time)

[@psychicandice]

You know that feeling when your self esteem is down? The “2 Girls 1 Cup” philosophy works beautifully. The other day I asked out this girl and she said “no,” but she didn’t say no she said it like “uch no.” You know what I thought in my head, “Hmmm 2 Girls 1 Cup.” And I instantly felt better. It works.

[@papakeno1105]

My man!

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

You should say it out loud too. Watching the pure horror and confusion wash over them is fucking hilarious.

[@karlhans6678]

Whats the philosophy again?

[@macbermpohl6023]

@@karlhans6678 exposes Women’s backwards morality.

[@SereneSimian]

@@karlhans6678The thesis of this argument from revered philosopher Patrice O'Neal is essentially that most women are artificially stuck up. They set imaginary and unrealistic standards related to how much their pussy is worth. He supports his argument with the fact that 2 gorgeous hoes will shit in a cup. In effect, their pussy is theoretically of high value since they are significantly more attractive than the average woman. And they were willing to degrade not only themselves, but all womankind to an extent. Thus, that monumental video essentially crashed the price of pussy since they did something so filthy for so cheap. The implications and fallout are that other women, being of lesser value (attraction-wise) than the 2girls1cup babes, should have had the value of their pussy fall to rock bottom. Even further, crashing down through the basement, the continental crust, and right into Earth's molten core. And when they try to make you invest in the snatch for more than it's worth, you're playing into their game and can only lose. In conclusion, women ain't shit because (say it with me) 2girls1cup!

[@geddahedda3224]

I need these episodes on an mp3 box set so i can play them in my car every day like those Tony Robbins seminars

[@phillyphilosopher1]

YES! HAHA!

[@samusgenesis]

Gedda Hedda there is a mobile version. in the Cultofblackphillip page. I would DL those using some KZbin video downloader (google it) and you'll be set.

[@wreckflair2618]

I do that now..... with BP & TR

[@thealienelite]

@@wreckflair2618 TR?

[@wreckflair2618]

@@thealienelite Tony Robbins

[@phyzlatte]

I’m still sad Patrice is gone, but his threesome story let’s me know he really did live, rip Patrice. Thank you. We love and miss you brother.

[@davismosby9808]

Any time I feel lost, or strung out emotionally by these bitches, I turn to Patrice. Listen to one of these until he gives you the answer you need. He has never failed me. Thank you Patrice, Rest In Power

[@snakerman2612]

I haven't watched 2 girls 1 cup probably since it came out. Now here I am with this dumb smile on my face, laughing my ass off listening to Patrice describe it. God, do I miss him... Rest in peace buddy

[@patreekylumumba4867]

Same same same

[@logan5804]

Everyone says we need him now, but he knew he wouldn't be here so he made a FUCKING ARMY. We got to stay true to the creed bros.

[@VerifiedFiveIron]

Settle down, drydick.

[@Daddieo]

Cash money srmy

[@alecburris4225]

@@VerifiedFiveIron i bet you aint ever even seena pube

[@TheSongMachines]

Wish I could call in and thank Patrice today in 2019. This show is the Man’s Bible.

[@banktoll1109]

Facts

[@sali_salvator]

it is. these 12 episodes are that. Man's bible about women.

[@mikeo5003]

"i wouldnt do something i couldnt be open about" "tell us about this threesome" "no"...

[@juanbaldera2680]

GOOFY!

[@noble20xx56]

She makes absolutely no sense. 😁

[@retrorenaissance9497]

She’s so full of crap it’s ridiculous

[@noble20xx56]

@@retrorenaissance9497 Yeah she's goofy.

[@shaunaballard2311]

Retro Renaissance BAHAHAHAHA she should’ve used the crap she was full of and shit in the cup!

[@slice39]

At 9:23 Patrice calls Leah “Other woman pretty, she’s mistress pretty!” Then the guy in the sound booth cracks up laughing, which makes them all laugh, Patrice was a one-line killer!!!

[@MrTurkgod]

Ahahahahah that’s gold

[@itriggerpeople4433]

That was the most faint outburst of laughing I've heard lmao

[@millzlane6589]

Took Danny 9 shows to ditch his girlfriend. Better late than never I guess.

[@tomyself1980]

Millz Lane Lmao...

[@drewinsur7321]

Millz Lane 10 years to build, 9 shows to cure. The sickeness is gonne

[@Blood0cean]

Well his mentor/sponsor/endorser was Anthony who allowed full advantage of the nepotism so....

[@shaunaballard2311]

You can hear the lightness of Danny’s voice this episode

[@useroldaccount]

swear that episode is missing - 10-06-2007. There should be 13 episodes in total, not 12.

[@Sniffhow]

This is the most incredible episode. He throws out so much knowledge and the 2 Girls 1 Cup mantra is so deep and perfect, he's years ahead of his time still. All the Lea bullying is amazing as well

[@paulrmenezes]

When the women on this show go to perform stand up, I wonder how many people yelled "Turn her mic off!!" hahaha

[@shaunaballard2311]

Women are NOT funny at ALL! The only one that comes close is Lisa Lampanelli, but even she gets tedious. I would choose Dane Cook on his worst day than Lisa Lampanelli on her best day.

[@mattb8943]

@kyle lindsey Facts.

[@greatgooglymoogly3153]

In Leah's case she tells a joke, it bombs, and 5 seconds later you here "...... asshole!"

[@danielkeenan1984]

Leah 100% regretted coming on the show 😱😂😂

[@ChosenOne232]

She absolutely regretted it 😭

[@felyxmillicent6538]

One of the greatest shows of all time. It's a tragedy worse than The Holocaust that Patrice passed away.

[@fernandoo4001]

It's like losing the library of Alexandria. That set us back 100 years. Who knows the set back with the early demise of Patrice.

[@csquared4538]

.... I miss Patrice too, but God damn.. Jesus.

[@csquared4538]

It's not that someone is dumb enough to say something like that, it's that 22 people were dumb enough to agree.

[@enochkilo5320]

Still listening

[@Jmr2332]

Agreed. Losing a legend way too early like Patrice was a tragedy. A few million people is a statistic.

[@sednasix6608]

* - awesome discussion 0:40 - bitch better have my money *4:00 - it should be an anthem / analysis of song 4:43 - hiatus / traded in pimp card / don’t force the mojo… 8:04 - Karith / Leah Bonnema again 9:25 - “She’s mistress pretty” 11:10 - Drew Boogie’s pimp card… 11:58 - happy birthday to me / Patrice’s threesome *12:55 - why we hate you *13:55 - celebrity status of pussy vs men *15:24 - two girls one cup brief 16:04 - Patrice’s threesome of all time *17:35 - why men hate women 18:20 - two girls one cup 22:10 - video of it talk 23:00 - porn / Pinky 23:46 - back to two girls… / you gotta understand ladies… 24:50 - video description 25:54 - how to hate women *27:20 - “why this video is important to society” / hatred for women / context *28:47 - what the hatred is… / two girls one cup context / resentment 30:55 - there’s no take 2 *31:23 - what makes this phenomenal / “you funky bitch…my resentment is not wrong” *32:45 - “you think you are different ladies?” *34:35 - a submissive / HBO crowded train analogy *36:24 - “when guys say we hate women…” *37:12 - two girls one cup stops rapes / hypothetical scenario $ to shit in a cup *38:20 - do you understand why we don’t like you? / “false morality” *39:09 - “this should put men on TOP” *40:35 - bank robbers analogy / oh my god my baby… *42:10 - you Open Miker… / if you ask a woman “Why” she’ll just go “Nah” *43:37 - Leah went to school for hating men *44:40 - things you wouldn’t share in public / Leah’s horseshit double talk *45:23 - Patrice gives an answer if he had to shit in a cup *47:23 - Leah’s “reason” 47:43 - break / morality / sickness *49:10 - philosophical discussion / indicative of why we don’t like women 49:55 - break *51:03 - such a woman thing… ---- 51:29 - Viola call / truck driving woman 55:33 - and you would shit in a cup for money *1:01:17 - you’re not together, never forget that *1:03:18 - how is your relationship amazing? / typical 1:04:18 - distraction moment 1:04:50 - large marge --- 1:05:30 - Bob in Kentucky call / comment on Leah *1:07:52 - observing the process changes the process example (women lying) 1:08:59 - “Very good bob” / do it yourself --- 1:10:04 - “I wanna talk about my threesome” *1:10:22 - a lot of dignity for no reason *1:11:11 - let’s get the scenario going… *1:12:05 - stop being typical 1:13:35 - I met a bitch… 1:14:57 - I met a soldier… 1:18:00 - this is how you know she’s a giver 1:21:21 - she was fucking US 1:27:10 - nothing sexier / ecstasy 1:29:23 - spitting / nut 1:30:20 - go to bed / trooper 1:31:10 - winding down / misc 1:32:24 - misc *1:33:05 - girl shit *1:33:55 - girls are dumb *1:35:05 - that’s how we’re wired / “I would NEVER” *1:35:42 - here’s what a girl would say *1:36:08 - what’s wrong with girls *1:37:07 - it’s the arrogance / that’s why guys don’t like your kind *1:37:45 - WHY wouldn’t you give the details --- *1:39:11 - Brian call / what would she do? *1:39:30 - this is why we hate them *1:40:44 - what would you do for $1205 / you’re all dumb *1:41:18 - pleading the 5th --- *1:41:58 - Samantha call / shit in her face *1:42:39 - won’t admit to anything *1:43:44 - Leah hates men / you’re a fool *1:45:15 - guitar analogy *1:45:58 - cognitive dissonance example *1:47:52 - she deflects, but every woman is *1:49:12 - do you see why we can’t lose ---- 1:51:05 - Chris call / Leah you asshole *1:51:32 - Leah is so sick… *1:52:30 - Leah comes off as Gloria Steinem --- 1:53:11 - Kevin call / Leah you fuckin’ asshole *1:53:34 - why every dude will tell you to get the fuck out *1:53:53 - there’s pussy motherfuckers who will put up with the bullshit *1:54:15 - don’t even try what you’re doing *1:54:50 - women are so full of shit 1:56:15 - break --- *1:56:31 - crank that up *1:57:27 - three big dicks and one Spanish chick *1:58:59 - three men and one asshole / general idiot ---- 1:59:24 - Tom in Detroit call / Leah you’re an asshole *1:59:48 - Robert call / saved my marriage *2:00:11 - that bitch is an asshole *2:00:40 - “I wanna deal with ONE point of view on this show” *2:01:35 - “Watch what happens…” ---- *2:03:22 - Bill call / I will straighten her right out… *2:03:42 - “Why is he horrible in bed” 2:04:29 - Rob from Cleveland call / feminist fuck ---- *2:04:45 - Big Poppa call / you need to write a book *2:05:21 - “your views are so skewed, they’re retarded” ----- 2:05:54 - Joe from Arizona call *2:06:10 - elitism from an asshole licker ----- *2:07:05 - Sean from Wisconsin call / fantastic point *2:07:40 - the act… ---- 2:08:53 - Dick in Detroit call ---- 2:09:20 - Bird in Chicago call / PBS whore *2:09:55 - “why you’re an asshole and don’t understand why” *2:10:19 - “this is why they never learn” / she only feels herself… (solipsism) *2:11:08 - “the reason why I’m right…” / we weigh it out in our mind… / wanna be wrong *2:11:45 - you marginalize men… *2:12:53 - example from male perspective *2:13:53 - she’s too broke to have dignity *2:14:24 - Leah is a weak-minded homo ---- 2:14:47 - Ryan in Georgia call / ass licking chicks vs men 2:17:29 - break 2:17:50 - Drew make a song… 2:18:41 - laughs at Leah 2:20:55 - how many assholes you licked Leah --- 2:21:40 - Danny, stop the presses / dumped her 2:22:15 - good job Danny, hottie 2:23:28 - 27 year old baby / sex life 2:24:47 - shave your balls / step up your game 2:26:15 - bomb / more balls talk 2:28:40 - Danny’s old girl 2:29:33 - Steve call / hair in her mouth 2:30:10 - Leah vagina shaving question *2:30:50 - David has Leah figured out call / end

[@erichgooderich8881]

@Iggy We thank you

[@thelilembryo]

I would never fuck with this man the dedication to do this is something to not fuck with

[@leox7963]

..

[@bgbbff]

Your the man!

[@Arcticwind-xw6qg]

funny reading

[@masteryehudi7031]

In the intro when Patrice says "this is Leah, she's dating a comic friend of ours, so we can't really abuse her", you know that brutal abuse is inevitably coming. Like in a Chekhov play when there's a revolver on the fireplace, you know someone's getting shot

[@jazsthoughts9760]

This comment is hilarious

[@geoffchipperson4202]

Do we know who the comic was? Just curious

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

My nigga really using chekhovs gun without even realizing

[@nathanlaffargue2004]

@@geoffchipperson4202 Only because they mention it at the end of the previous episode, all I know is that his name was Dustin Schaefer(maybe not spelled correctly, but whatever)

[@vickdonalds4245]

It’s real tears shed for Patrice tonight He should be here rn We need him rn Vaughn needs him rn This Nigga changed my Life

[@ChosenOne232]

Facts

[@davidjames3985]

this is the proper way to deal with a women studies graduate. Thank you master, this guy was so advanced, this shit is more necessary more now than ever with all the SJW crap. I salute you brother, god bless you.

[@TheWeebinar]

Agreed. By a slim margin, this is probably the most relevant episode for the world that formed after Patreeky went to Brazillian heaven.

[@hue_jazz59]

Exactly . he wouldve been thr mainstream's devil . we need him now more than ever to call out bs .

[@victorhugoraga4896]

Two girls one cup that's the new movement lol 2020 and this doesn't get old.

[@kevinsmith4541]

Thank you to everyone who put this podcast together. It's a timeless masterpiece

[@180crazy]

I downloaded all of black phillip a few years ago and listen to all of them on repeat regularly. It took a while but i found the dry humping hbo program Patrice talks about at 34:53 - It’s called SUBWAY Stories: Tales from the Underground (1997) part 6 Love on the A train - SUBWAY Stories: Tales from the Underground (1997) part 6 Love on the A Train

[@soflomanny]

Thank you

[@skinniemagoo7523]

Haha. Thanks homie

[@michaelvilabrera7933]

Rosie killed that performance

[@rtoffelix]

MVP.

[@pablork]

Thanks

[@Xolin11]

These guys destroyed Leah in this episode.

[@kdworak4754]

Whats funny is she gave glances of being one of the good ones... And then two girls one cup just crumbled the foundation of Leahs entire psyche. They all the same.

[@appahoopjack2514]

I thought Karith was full of shit, but Lena is a straight-out liar

[@skinniemagoo7523]

Is this the same leah bonham with that hbo show or whatever?

[@Y2JLionHeart]

The Count was the coffin nail. "Eleven! Eleven assholes! Ah ah ah 👿"

[@etf42]

i dont know why she even showed up

[@JCaliber90]

Leah is the epitome of why men are funnier than women. "I majored in women studies"....makes sense She also laughs like Opie

[@kingchris7782]

"You think I need a sexy coat....wit sparkles on it nigga!!!!"

[@dashuntas.m4045]

King Chris I've been replaying that part and just dying . Makes me want to throw out my sexy jackets

[@papapetad]

Bless your soul for sharing. These are some of the most important and funny recordings on the internet. Love you Patrice!

[@deejackson2168]

"Welcome back to 3 men and 1 asshole " I'm fing dying 😆

[@alecburris4225]

Any other radio show would only allow Patrice to berate Leah for a 20 minute segment, but on BP he's allowed to spend a whole 3 hours doing it and it's BEAUTIFUL. It's a fully fleshed out thought experiment with peer review (callers). He did not give up on trying to get through her diamond skull

[@senshai1267]

2021 and I'm here. Never too late . Will be back again .

[@MIKEJF20]

This the best show I've ever heard

[@catchbooker7257]

"A bitch not knowing your right will drive you crazy" 😂😂

[@serfcity1]

This is deep shit. This is the best episode. Listen to this shit, you get women and what they are.

[@eddiewash2k]

The phone call with Viola is killin me. Patrice makes great points. People make up reasons to justify their actions' I'm in a relationship."

[@lowbo47omsascotave]

*Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !* _Tappin' in from South Central LA_ *7/6/23* Summer classes are in session. _"PRESENT !"_ 🙋🏾‍♂️ Rest easy Big Homie 🙏🏾 We're listening. 🤜🏾💥🤛🏾

[@rsfw1553]

LOL majored in women's studies.. good god, our poor country.

[@TheBlackdragon936]

RS FW she reinforces the stereotype.

[@griggerykimothy4865]

I just caught that. Seems like they teach them to be real proud of nothing.

[@DanXJ19]

College used to be higher education but now it’s higher indoctrination.

[@man.dingus]

Imagine paying $120,000 (avg is ~30k/yr) for that horse shit. Degrees in the humanities will barely get you a job as a barista!

[@ViewsFromTheDeathStar]

@@man.dingus imagine getting a bachelors in humanities just to be the head mixologist at dave and busters 😭

[@Audaz_Firme]

This episode here COULD very well be the BEST episode in this Topic of Women and the Relationship Game...Thank you Patrice O' Neal, you sir, are missed.

[@joshchapman22]

This was one of the best episodes, no matter how smart the women who come on the show think they are they're all the same. I can't remember what episode or if it's from o&a Patrice says something like women shouldn't be in charge of fucking or funny, and in another makes a point that even hypothetically women can't have fun as he proves here with Leah. Great episode, still learning in 2021🙏🏼

[@Arcticwind-xw6qg]

i like karith ones better

[@daquansbussy4288]

@@Arcticwind-xw6qg Karith was at least self aware when she didn't make sense and was goofy, Leah was just stubborn and no fun at all

[@Arcticwind-xw6qg]

@@daquansbussy4288 100%

[@albinogator6221]

Pretty sure it's first episode of BP with the first bitch

[@lowbo47omsascotave]

*Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !* _Tappin' in from South Central LA_ *7/5/22* Restarting course 9 in the 12 course class of the Black Phillip Show. Rest easy Big Homie. We're listening

[@lowbo47omsascotave]

*Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !* _Tappin' in from South Central LA_ *4/20/24* Back for another round of real game on behalf of The Black Phillip Show. You can NEVER have enough _If you STAY ready, you won't have to GET ready !_ Rest easy Big Homie 🙏🏾 We're listening. 🤜🏾💥🤛🏾

[@pimpskywalker3187]

Always good to see ya playa

[@fernandoo4001]

There has to be a heaven bro, I gotta shake Patrice hand lol

[@VengefulPolititron]

There is

[@geddahedda3224]

parts of this show should be part of a school class maybe for extra credit, his breakdown of 2 girls 1 cup is classic genius funny stuff

[@BoloBouncer]

"Socially acceptable rebellion" Thanks for explaining 99% of what women want

[@amrey3628]

I just noticed that Opie even interrupts Patrice in one of the promos for Black Phillip.

[@amrey3628]

@York Hunt We related G?

[@amrey3628]

@York Hunt lol oh ok. I got lost in my own context 😅😅

[@patreekylumumba4867]

Wtf happened here

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

@@patreekylumumba4867 That name bruh😂

[@l.v.santana6235]

Except for Poppy all the female guests have been typical. Just proving Patrice's point.

[@drewinsur7321]

fuck you whats poppy full name? Wanna look at her box

[@thekidblack111]

Drew Insur Poppy Fields

[@freilezjawa8328]

Jeah and he destroyed every one of them every single time 😂😂

[@willbennett9233]

Don't forget Jess

[@connorfernandes2]

What would he do against a smart bitch tho like feminist level, I always wanted to see rhat

[@MDMAx]

"She can't buy back her dignity back she sold." 2:14:10 hit the nail on the head. Had to high-5 myself because of how amazingly he decomposed that "woyman".

[@vishnunagendran332]

47:20

[@214-v4g]

This brother was brilliant. May the Most high have mercy on his soul. I wish he could’ve explored the Bible more because it is the black man’s history book and most importantly it’s our original culture. The way he dealt with women is very similar how we’re taught how to deal with them in the scriptures, very straightforward and with almighty. He did it naturally, rest in peace!

[@t_papi]

here in 2020, and I'll be back in a couple days 😂💯

[@Moneybag-B2]

This is comedy gold, so sad not many people know about this. RIP Patrice!!

[@PlanetJigobotTV]

Why can't we have these conversations in 2020 cause this shit holds up like the Golden Gate Bridge.

[@papakeno1105]

We can!

[@daquansbussy4288]

We can too many dudes are just afraid of being cancelled

[@neverbeganforme]

Women talk about stuff like this all the time. The men have become more bluepilled than ever before. You say one critical thing about women, and they’ll give you the side eye.

[@MamaMielke]

From the extended 2 girls 1 cup analysis to the play-by-play of Patrice's threesome, this is by far the funniest episode

[@lennylovejr]

the greatest episode known to man .

[@Californiaace]

Amg is actually a friend of mine. It's funny to hear Patrice break the song down

[@WHIPLASHVideosTBT]

was amg ever aware of how much props patrice gave to bbhmm?

[@Californiaace]

+WHIPLASH yea . We spoke the other day .

[@PhatGirlLuvr68Comix]

+Luck Dawg One of my favorite songs. That bitch Rihanna still owes him a check.

[@TheJumpman706]

@@PhatGirlLuvr68ComixI was just telling someone that today that bitch need to be writing a check right about now.

[@shaunaballard2311]

I had to download it bc I loved it so much 😂

[@DonVito703]

1:59:23 "Hey Leah" "Yes Tom" "You're a fucking asshole" 😂😂💀💀💀

[@neverbeganforme]

Lmaooo

[@joshtooley9441]

I wish Patrice was still alive. you are truely missed.

[@seeyouatsunset]

The funny thing about this chick Leah is that all she had to do about the shitting in the cup scenario was just admit that she would do it for the right money and then Patrice and the boys would probably just move on into a similar subject. It ended up turning into her desperately trying to claw her way out of a corner with the guys, verbally. She could have inspired women nationwide to be more comfortable talking about dirty stuff but instead she ended up saying shit like she doesn’t care about her comedy audience and just crap talking other women who have developed comfortability by losing ego and admitting dirty stuff they would do. It ended up turning into this diatribe of self sabotage and she ending up embarrassing herself.

[@Sagebrush58]

The thing is if women admit that they would do something dirty, they think the value of there pussy goes down. Almost any woman won't admit to doing dirty things because it lowers how they feel about themselves, even if men don't care.

[@ChrisRios1]

Patrice we need you now more than ever brother 🙏😆this is a much needed listen

[@temp229009]

girls these days are always saying that we are incapable. but that implies that we're supposed to make the first move for them to react to, which we refuse to do altogether. good work fellas.

[@xaviv6840]

Leah majored in women studies. This is exactly why she is good for the show.

[@Ranger2426]

She just proves all of patrices point

[@infotechinformaticaycelula3208]

Imagine being in a fishing trip with your buddy and hearing live Patrice's treesome story

[@josephguzman4737]

Its 2019 and come back from time to time to sharpen skills. Happy 4th of july patrice followers

[@danielmotta900]

Joseph Guzman peace bro

[@MJtv10]

I fuckin love this man. I feel like I’m sitting right there in the room lol. And I LOVE how they go off and exaggerate their jokes/ so vulgar🤣🤣🤣 WE NEED HIM NOW Rip Big Guy

[@Lorendrawn]

Shout out to Wolverine girl. God bless her, the world needs more of her.

[@Metal3750]

smooth as silk .....so sensitiiiive.....whoever did the intro is awesome 2:04:50

[@VengefulPolititron]

How'd you get in a Lesbian 3 some?... "I majored in women's studies... It's sorta what you do." HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[@ViewsFromTheDeathStar]

I bet still to this day Leah is out there contradicting her whole existence lol

[@elliottsmith7530]

id crack though lol

[@ViewsFromTheDeathStar]

@@elliottsmith7530 lmao same here

[@daquansbussy4288]

Her career is going downhill lmao

[@ViewsFromTheDeathStar]

@@daquansbussy4288 where is your career going?

[@Ranger2426]

@@ViewsFromTheDeathStar I hope Leah sees this for you lmao

[@furiousgtribal4325]

Damn! They slayed Leah on this show. She had to have cried when she got home

[@toyologyco.2297]

P dog man I needed these words since I was ten glad I’m 25 listening now.

[@gstudios36]

Patrice like the biggie of the comedy game, one of the greats

[@Hugo-xj2mj]

0:00 Introduction. What the show is about. Why men hate women. 2 girls 1 cup. 47:36 Break. 51:25 Viola would shit in a cup for money. Relationship myth. 1:05:15 Bob's says Leah is lying to herself. 1:09:59 Leah's threesome story. Patrice's threesome story. 1:39:05 Brian asks what would Leah do for $12,500. 1:41:53 Samantha says Leah is lying. 1:43:10 Dissection of a Leah's argument (emotions) with logic. Leah doesn't want to owe anything to anyone. 1:51:01 Chris says Leah already accepts money (in the form of things). 1:53:06 Kevin says no guy will put up with Leah. Not true because there's plenty of pussy dudes that will put with her bullshit. 1:54:09 Mike says women are full of shit. 1:55:43 Break. 1:59:19 "Leah is an asshole." 2:09:17 *Bird sparks an explanation on how men want to be proven wrong because it escalates our thinking. Women don't want that because they get emotionally attached to their arguments.* 2:12:45 *Leah is too broke to buy back her dignity, nor has the mental strength to deny being taken of her dignity.* 2:14:43 Ryan sparks a conversation on men's asshole vs. women's asshole. 2:17:35 Break. Banter. 2:21:39 Danny from the show finally dumped his girlfriend. Shaved balls. 2:30:48 *David has Leah figured out. Socially acceptable rebellion.* 2:31:41 Conclusion.

[@theodoretheelder6248]

"Why did you do that to my baby? My baby didn't shit in no cup!"😂

[@spartanlz]

9:25 Anytime there’s a laugh in the background I crack up 😂

[@TonyPanama]

I still love listening to his philosophy, salute!!!

[@shaunaballard2311]

Patrice, in all actuality, is preaching what Scripture says about men and women roles.

[@VengefulPolititron]

Thank you! GOD tells us to lead women, don't trust them, take care of them, don't let them lead!

[@snakethepeg7828]

Sort of, certainly closer than the mainstream view

[@yahadyashabbat9364]

@@snakethepeg7828 Sirach 26 Good News Translation 26 : 25 A self-willed woman is a bitch, but a woman with a sense of decency honors the Lord. 26 A wife who honors her husband will seem wise to everyone; but if she dishonors him by her overbearing attitude, everyone will know that she is ungodly.

[@2amBreakfast]

Genesis 2:16 Bitch better have my money.

[@Boshunz]

Patrice really was ahead of the game. He threw down some knowledge on those lyrics. Fuck all the rigmarole. That is pretty clever and smart to use in a rhyme. Rip Big Pat

[@monsieurpnut]

Leah worries that people will judge her for shitting in a cup for money, then goes on to make fun of the entire South

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

I mean she is a girl

[@mischelinesss]

"She stuck her fist down her throat and then she went, UGREAUGHH!"

[@mastercontender6139]

I think what the most frustrating thing about these women is because they’re not active listeners.

[@lowbo47omzascotave94]

*Eastside Low Bottoms shit !* That song was a bonafied hit out here in LA. It's still played on the radio too. AMG (for anyone that's unaware) is from Compton. He was a part of DJ Quik's camp. I think his debut album (named Bitch Betta Have My Money) was produced almost entirely by Quik. #PatriceTheGreat #RIPKingPatrice

[@coolyungdru]

Leah is a trooper. Not many women can sit through this type of roasting without taking it personal.

[@vishnunagendran332]

Every single women sat there took the same beating one way or another ....

[@jwraywray3748]

I think it’s just honesty ..when you don’t want a woman’s sex she’s powerless…

[@SWDSCE]

2 girls 1 cup is the mantra 🙌

[@brianperez9677]

Always crack tf up when I hear the Who had the herpes snippet

[@michaelsdojo1910]

Thank you 🙏🏽 R.I.P. brother

[@xtkaythen]

1:31:31 holy shit. my ex was so self aware about being "damaged" that i decided the right thing to do was to leave her be. i made no contributions to her health because i didn't want to interfere. i wanted to be the good guy. i knew everything patrice is saying in this timestamp. i dont think he meant it as a teaching moment but hearing him say it made me connect so many dots at once. i dated her for a year and let her pretend she was okay the whole time. and she was clearly but subconsciously screaming for help. i let her down by trying to follow the "Typical Woman" by appeasing instead of being Righteous. i knew something was wrong. but i thought i COULDN'T know. mansplaining, etc. bitch i KNEW. my heart could SMELL IT everytime i went to the house. "something wrong in here". I KNEW! i was NOT better than her and so i let her down. out of fear of pussy.

[@gitgenKE]

If you read tantra; the art of conscious loving, there is a way to cure her. Basically its about getting the yang out of her system all that damage/hatred mostly stored in her scared spot.

[@Lucas-SoJesusSalva]

@@gitgenKE I wish Patrice would reply to your comment hahahaha

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

@@Lucas-SoJesusSalva He kinda remind of Jeffery.

[@donaldorizzo.9952]

Regret is really ugly man. She failed herself, you failed to recognize she failed herself. That's it. The only reason you're taking ownership is because you miss having a woman (or did when you wrote this) and you're in your feelings. THATS feminine shit. But not fixing her already broken self? That's her fault in thinking she was stable enough for you

[@barryallen8088]

1:41:11 leah doing the Bobo "im not lying"

[@loumiller7612]

I am so happy to see no dislikes!! Great minds think alike..............

[@naleparyan]

4 years later & there are 44 Dislikes

[@VengefulPolititron]

So do idiots.

[@octavioavila6548]

Eating while listening to this was hard

[@gimmillig5626]

the best show ever

[@marcusbullion5565]

Sadly Patrice never realized that Leah was indoctrinated in College with her Women’s Studies. She’s a lost cause!

[@thehuemanimal3626]

Marcus Bullion I think he knew he was simply indifferent

[@bruht9921]

At this point I’m convinced Patrice could have even cured the blind with his medicine, he just needed more time

[@SFsailingbiking]

Mystery dump $12500 lol

[@derekfurreal6784]

Steve Lethal bro for $12500 you can film my face too.

[@MyUniqueHandle.]

Steve Lethal fucking guys on jackass would do it for free lmao

[@sanjeetsingh3854]

The background hysterical laugh at 9:24 caught me by surprise haha. Again at 28:24.

[@Moneybag-B2]

That’s what patrice does man.

[@brooklow728]

Best radio show ever

[@normalguycap]

Also, Leah, constantly says "I don't allow people to buy me things." But that's just semantics. That's dodging the point. Evasion. She's implying that she's the exception to the rule. She knows the point but doesn't admit to it because it would condemn all women. She, like all other women, do not understand context. She couldn't answer why "men make women miserable". She had to be coached TWICE because she immediately tried to deflect the issue by confusing her as an individual and women as a whole. Leah also doesn't understand that merely having a point of view doesn't make it right. PoVs: can be wrong! WOW! And she's typical, yet again, in accusing Bill of being bad in bed just because his funny jibe got under her skin. Attacking a man's masculinity is always a cornered woman's most common resort. And she has no explanation: She says he "clearly" has an issue and then cannot, could not, explain why. Her only fallback is "clearly" DEPENDING on others to fill in the blank for her.

[@Ian.Murray]

Just in case you thought Leah was bad, watch out - Amy Schumer is in the next episode.

[@matthewhankins729]

Still stealing his jokes I heard. Her corny ass

[@jddoolin1605]

Bruh...I can't wait for that one, I'm on my first cycle of these shits.

[@shaunaballard2311]

🤮🤮

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

Believe it or not. After awhile you forget she's there.

[@Lackadaisicxl]

Amy wasn’t nearly as bad as Leah in this

[@laughingman5743]

so sad they didn't film this.

[@johnjackson9767]

Leah trying to talk politics at 1:07:00 is adorable. EDIT: She majored in Women's Studies. Got it. Makes perfect sense now.