The Boat Ramp Bites Back! Jerks and Rookies in New Smyrna - E63

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00:00 We're back!
00:44 Gnat segment
02:26 Dingiedong
03:58 Ramp Camper Ref DNGAF
07:46 The Back In
08:32 One more for y'all

[@MrCurtisass]

someone behind the camera man will not shut up !!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

And. Start your own channel

[@storytimewithunclekumaran5004]

I like it I really like the commentary...Maybe wavy boats is your speed.. 25 minutes no talking with a click bait title that you'll be hard pressed to find in the video..

[@MrCurtisass]

@@storytimewithunclekumaran5004 I LOVE the commentary ! It's the background yapping that got me.

[@storytimewithunclekumaran5004]

@@MrCurtisass Ah well I am glad we are all on the same page..Sometimes sarcasm doesn't translate through the comment section ..lol.

[@matthewowens455]

Ik right he’s a little pansy he will not say anything when the person is right in front of them but goes home and runs his mouth on these videos

[@mikepin5979]

I about fell off the couch when you showed those bottle caps.

[@Chris-fo8wp]

CCC the commentary is absolutely brilliant!!!

[@petermiddo]

Loving the commentary..... Old mate in the inflatable was well and truly hydrated.

[@LukeHealeyNZ]

flooded

[@dcyphrz8532]

50+ years sometimes brings some instability.

[@LukeHealeyNZ]

@@dcyphrz8532 and occasionally alcoholism

[@Freedom-cm2lo]

The ramp ref. has some serious boating skills. Awesome maneuver

[@brianstevener4835]

May have some skills, but that was a horse shit move on her part.

[@JoeKyser]

I was practically born on a boat so handling them came natural once I had my own. My father in law decided he was going to join the club. I felt bad for him and offered to go out with him a few times. What a nightmare. He did everything you see in these boat ramp videos plus some. Blew props out more times than I could count. All the years, sure I had a couple accidents. Hit a sunken log once. This guy spun his hub 3 times in one day! Dam beach launches 😂😂😂

[@slumin069]

Never approach a dock faster than you are willing to hit it

[@Mr_Smarty_Pants]

CC Capt has kind of a Bob Ross vibe when it comes to boat ramps, nice :)

[@jonboatmorava9115]

Just happy little boat ramp accidents...

[@pauldavis1943]

Yup

[@jerrybushman]

Usually when you see a pile of bottle caps, it is where a lot of drinking happens

[@txmermaid5178]

😂The donut🍩maker on the inflatable🚤is something else!

[@dcyphrz8532]

That's pretty sorry to knock a man's boat loose and not try to retrieve it. The one up front didn't even stand up.

[@adamr9215]

He shouldn’t have blocked the ramp. Follow the rules or pay the price.

[@zmarko]

I'm coming down that way tomorrow, I might have to take an extra day just to stop and watch the antics at the New Smyrna boat ramp. 🤣

[@sam-y8t]

I went to launch the other day and as I'm beginning to back down the ramp, two kayaks pulled up to the dock! There's a sandy area just to the side of the ramps that's perfect for them. They preceded to unload their gear onto the dock. Then, they pulled their prius down the ramp and loaded them on the roof! Young guys too. I was launched and pulled away from the other dock before they were loaded, and I was solo and parked the truck. 😂

[@AussieTones]

I cracked up when you said to take a look at that "tug boat" 😂

[@Jay_Hall]

Getting down on the wave runners!! Hehaw!! :) Good work Cappy. :)

[@markstowe802]

Enjoyed as always! Thanks CCC

[@davidlamal2222]

Thats a DUI knot

[@officialWWM]

9:34 looks like there’s a manatee in the boat 😂

[@pamtanner516]

Lol we had some dude that lived in a condo over looking the Occaquan and he’d sat in his balcony with a pair of binoculars and announce on the radio “it’s a no wake zone!”

[@richardwebb371]

Was that Virginia?

[@kylefox4272]

I’ve seen this guy!!!

[@pamtanner516]

@@richardwebb371 yes.

[@richardwebb371]

Omg! That was my stomping grounds for years! Caught my biggest fish. I mis VA!

[@richardwebb371]

@@pamtanner516 ever heard of possum point?

[@xiaobiz]

Thumbs up for time lapses and super hydration.

[@LugerLau]

Top notch James. Lotsa laughs as usual. 👍

[@professor_thunder]

Free Willy in a 2 piece. Nice!

[@HozelRocket]

Yep! Like roads and bridges... bikini venders need to comply with the tonnage limit !!

[@lamarw7757]

That's what was causing the wake, not the boat.

[@GodBlessedAmerica]

It’s better to leave the saltwater in there until it’s flushed. Keeps it from drying up and starting to corrode.

[@detonationpyrotechnics4156]

Getting all the water out of the box after removing from water is a common thing. We do it too because we don’t always have time to wash it out.

[@Aaron.Davis56]

It's Standard Operating Procedure to evacuate the water out of PWCs after use. It's in the manuals

[@metallica1fan1]

He's just saving those bottle caps to use as checker pieces.

[@sam-y8t]

Did you by chance send a link to the authorities with the hin of the guy tying up to the mangroves?

[@matthewowens455]

Are you serious????

[@garyb.4080]

Looks like he had a couple of them wobble pops!

[@officialWWM]

That’s not an inflatable, that’s a bumper boat 😂

[@savethehumans7460]

Thanks for the share.

[@mattbrown5511]

I think we all know why the dingy captain lost his sea legs. Thanks for the video CCC.

[@Vzw-dj9rf]

Why am I always surprised that so many of the boaters are scrambling to find a line to use to tie up? And only have one line available, rather than both bow and stern? And why the line they do find has about 3 feet of slack in it, which they expect to reach the cleat? I guess that's why these boat ramp videos are so entertaining.

[@SoFlo_Outdoors]

This one had me rollin

[@briganteleo]

"superhydrated" I was dying :D

[@afivecents]

Captain...you missed taking a shot at the sandels and socks guy when you were on the dock checking out the beer cap collectors knot! Ive got a ten spot that says the idle only violators were Rental Mentals. I didn't go back and check, but was that little child wearing a LFD?

[@stuartgray3384]

Definitely well hydrated 🤪🇦🇺👍

[@lamarw7757]

Alcohol causes dehydration.

[@davidkendall589]

This is the best episode ever. Excellent camera work with that inflatable :)

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Glad you like it! More to come!

[@blakeshaw5272]

I live in DeLand. You should fish with us some time. Your videos make me laugh straight out of your sarcasm. 😂

[@CreditCardCaptain]

We goin on a tandem kayak?

[@chud327]

super hydrated!!

[@Captain_Brian]

Great video!

[@seattlescofflaws]

Ramp campin’ champ!

[@Jajaky]

Idk how you don’t call in cops to do a sobriety check. Inflatable guy is a menace

[@jeffhenson1994]

CCC lets go

[@dougbourdo2589]

Looked like the guy who sped in near the end had a manatee on his boat!!!

[@martinmiller7623]

Salt water plays hell rinse before you rinse lol😂

[@lousimpson834]

School fund raiser...I laughed until tears ran down my leg.

[@richardmiesch7084]

Pontoon mans definitely well hydrated 😂😂😂

[@lamarw7757]

Alcohol causes dehydration.

[@blueribbonentertainmentser9340]

I need to start wearing a Superman cape!

[@josephwieszbicki690]

For the love of God!! Just put the tailgate down!! Makes trailer life so much easier!!😂😂😂

[@edwardranno7119]

I find it hard to believe that some of these people can’t dock a boat

[@metallica1fan1]

Smyrna shuffle.

[@metalwright]

1:54 that's attempted murder. Holy crap... what a friend...

[@bwalker4194]

Re the inflatable: definitely super hydrated!

[@lamarw7757]

Alcohol causes dehydration.

[@nike12000haha]

Not sure if it was snark or not but you rev the ski when you pull out to clear the exhaust so water doesn’t get into the engine

[@electricguysvcs]

That dude doing circles must work for Space X - loop de doo

[@ManCaverTools]

Got my CCC hat in the mail today. Thanks bro

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Ohhh send in some pics!

[@ManCaverTools]

@@CreditCardCaptain will do, Im also going to give your channel in a shout out in my community page today after I get home from work and bring your channel up in a video this week.

[@ManCaverTools]

You should see what it would take to get a CCC flag,12x18. I’d fly a CCC flag all season

[@jakejacobson2999]

I’m waiting for somebody to start filming at some of the ramps up at Lake Erie lol God I think it’s even worse up there

[@starphase1623]

No. Not another one in Sox with Sandals. 😳😁🤭😔😂 Please, Just don't . 😬

[@_CORO]

Im sayingthat cooler was empty when he got back to the ramp... they were sea legs... he was straight up drunk.

[@jodywade5617]

Think the raft captain is pooped faced! Fast craft went harpooning.

[@storytimewithunclekumaran5004]

That dude on the zodiac is a full time alcoholic.. His balance etc..Drivers seat full of beer caps.. So he drinks and drives too ?...YIKES !!

[@danmccarthy2754]

I watched these two doofasses try to get their boat on the trailer. First try was hilarious, they almost tipped right over. They eventually got the boat on the trailer and got it tied down, they did however forget to raise the outdrive! hahahahaah When I saw the outdrive catch and get ripped right off, I almost died laughing! I did catch some nice Pike off that dock area that day.

[@sauceisloss]

As a tiny boat captain that hurt

[@lynnwireman9773]

😂😂😂 school fund raiser

[@thomashaywood-dv9ce]

You are funny 😁 😂

[@jamico7]

A nice pleasant viewing thumbs up to you.

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Heyyyyy

[@davidsorrell5344]

Anyone know where I can buy the credit card captain stickers? Thanks

[@markkus1134]

Nothing like running a jerk ski out of the water

[@TexasPapa13]

If you’re backing in a full lock you already screwed up. Small turns =small moves

[@richardgodfrey4053]

Thanks for the mid week video CCC. I thought that pontoon at the end was going to end up pulling an Austin Powers move under the pez dispenser. Did you say in your last video that you sold your boat? Do you plan to get another?

[@lindacares2215]

I was wondering the same thing CCC gives us a clue for your new boat purchase ⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️

[@matthewowens455]

Nah he just sits on the dock complaining and nit picking eveyone that comes in and sits his as on the dock we’re he belongs

[@storytimewithunclekumaran5004]

@@matthewowens455 Are you lost ?? Is there someone we can phone to come get you ??

[@matthewowens455]

@@storytimewithunclekumaran5004 or you’re his gay bf

[@storytimewithunclekumaran5004]

@@matthewowens455 Your mom came to pick you up.. She appreciated me phoning the number tattooed on your forehead..She says you often wander off and she has to come get you..

[@scottferguson2278]

Who or what was the little inflatable blocking while tied to end of dock? Lady who knocked it loose a trouble maker?

[@jawsxx8683]

The formula for successful boat videos: ramp messups + bikinis = big viewing numbers.

[@davidkay4174]

WHEN I WAS A KID IN THE 1960'S ON OPENING DAY FISHING THEIR WOULD BE 30 BOATS LAUNCHING , NOT ONE PROBLEM , BECAUSE THEY WERE MEN

[@garyb.4080]

Dude in the inflatable looks like he may have had a couple of wobble pops!

[@bennyson7887]

And now he's driving on roads.

[@davidlamal2222]

thats the 12 pac shuffle

[@brianfeltner7061]

Seams to be a beached whale in the boat as well

[@drats1279]

The long hair with his two-ton girlfriend in the white boat were the rude wake makers. It's all about them and they need to get to a McDonald's pretty quick.

[@mattdavis7558]

👍🤙

[@donkukawski8609]

School fundraiser 💀💀🤣

[@jawsxx8683]

I would love for you to come out to my lakehouse watch my first launch. I'm sure it'll be video-worthy.

[@seattlescofflaws]

Smyrna serpentine 😂

[@Ryan-re1rs]

Hopefully that dude that had all the beer caps in his cab either stops or gets busted before he does something dumb. The other morning 3 high school graduates just died from a drunk driver at 830am.. who is that wasted at 830 in the morning? Sad.

[@MrSexoda]

Really sad how few people know how to tie off to a cleat and wont pay attention to those who do.

[@matthewowens455]

This channel shood be called the dock pansies

[@Imbadbambam]

Doing it right? With NO fenders. 😂😂😂😂

[@willragas679]

dude on the dingy is drunk or high, possibly both!

[@ronmcmartin4513]

@6:50-- He's tying a Gordian Knot.

[@matthewowens455]

Nah the cleat was about 10 foot down the dock and he wanted to keep his boat pointed the right way that’s why he tied it off up there next to the ramp

[@ronmcmartin4513]

@@matthewowens455--You're correct. I mistook the plugs for cleats, with my small screen. I am correct about the Modified Gordian Knot, though.

[@matthewowens455]

@@ronmcmartin4513 lol I was that dude I agree I was kinda a doosh for rocking that dudes boat but he was right against the rubber bumper on the pylon it dident do anything to his boat I’ll say sorry next time I’m there

[@matthewowens455]

@@ronmcmartin4513 and idk what you’re talking about a goriden knot I just tied a granma knot around the tree a couple times to hold it for a min

[@ronmcmartin4513]

@@matthewowens455--Are you the guy with the beard @9:15? I'm commenting on the guy with the inflatable rubber boat.

[@jeffhenson1994]

Little boy no life jacket wth

[@WebberAerialImaging]

maybe there are no cleats because you're not meant to tied up at the ramp? Just a guess

[@richardredhead]

Unless you're solo, AND there's no place to beach your vessel, there is NO EXCUSE for ever tying to a launch ramp dock.

[@charlesmyers7193]

I think your dock camper had an extra adult beverage or 3.

[@richardredhead]

If it makes you act like a child, is it really an adult beverage?😮

[@matthewowens455]

The dock pansies whining like a mother in law

[@malcolmboynton7652]

watching yours and other florida boat videos. still too cold in maine to play in the water. guessing the maritime rules are different. up here you are required to help another boater. as a boater you try your damnest to get good at it and save imbarrasment and life. a bunch of these "captains" could potentially be next weeks lobster bait. just sayin. btw if you mess up and get a boating dui they can pull your drivers liscence. gotta be careful.

[@RogerThat787]

"We met a rich guy today"

[@travisryan8409]

A Tahoe doing it right isn't that a misnomer

[@matthewowens455]

His wife tells him when to come home

[@metallica1fan1]

Never rub another man's rhubarb, use fenders.

[@TOM-C.]

8:18 I'm far from a Karen, and tend to mind my own business, but this guy needs to be reported as it's just stupid to drive, and drink when there are so many options. This guy, and all his bottle caps proves he is drinking, and driving regularly, or maybe those are from just one night out? 😁👍😎✌🗽

[@boomjeep99]

I think hes drunk

[@danielknudsen9942]

WTF a jurk.... he hould not be sailing when he's so drunk/intoxicated.. clearly he's drunk or on something.... next time , please call the police... thanks!