The Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 64 - The Robert Taylor Abduction

[@Red-ks8fk]

I always look forward to a new episode. This is probably my favorite podcast.

[@fuzzyzombielove]

Throw the poison berry explanation out. The incident took place in early November and there was snow on the ground. _Atropa belladonna_ produces berries in late summer. Furthermore belladonna, is better know by it's common name "deadly nightshade." It's not rare at all and is quite widely known as something you just shouldn't eat. Bob may not have been trained to identify it for his job, but it's highly likely he would have already known about it.

[@TekloIndustries]

This podcast makes my week! I learned of it last week and binged the whole thing. I've known of Jesse & Alex for a while now but this show introduced me to the sultry tones of one Mr. Mike "Mathas" Martin. 10/10 Would review again.

[@johnlittle8975]

Mike's an amazing story teller. Check out his Vampire rpg on roll for it.

[@The-Cole-Train]

Having the pictures on the podcast would be nice

[@zack8596]

Aliens dropped some human military tech in the middle of a clearing. The guy got caught by it and dragged through some psychedelic berries. Mystery solved.

[@vivekjohn8066]

Eda beegara

[@johnoneil9188]

The outro would kind of be perfect for a driving or just chilling song.

[@chromaticturtle8657]

I want it as my ring tone

[@loganstanforth]

Makes me wanna get in my Testarossa with my white sports coat with padded shoulders, pastel button up, and penny loafers and go pick up Tubbs to fight some crime in Miami...

[@franham]

Next episode we wont even have an intro and immediatley start with Alex shilling the patreon 😏

[@occamsrazor1285]

13:47 I remember hearing someone mention this specifically. I *think* it was Bob Lazar, and IIRC, it was something he'd described previously in the 80s but it wasn't until very recently, like within a year previous to now (it might have been in the Joe Rogan podcast), that he's finally been able to compare it to something; 3D printing. Like we finally have something that's a REALLY EARLY ancestor to what ever manufacturing method was used to "build" the craft. And that's sorta what 3D Printing is; Star Trek replicator v0.05a.

[@kasunlee7489]

Martin keatman is that guy who wrote that curious book "Green Stone" with Graham Phillips. You guys should do an episode (tho I'm not sure if you could cover all of that in one ep) about the Green Stone mystery. It's quite an amazing story from 80s.

[@willowhealy453]

it was you

[@jsv438]

When you mention the forensic evidence in some cases (at "landing" sites for instance), don't forget to mention that in MANY cases there are higher than background levels of residual radiation found present at these sites. ~JSV

[@Snowmanse]

"Head to Patreon and get some free stuff" - Wait, what?

[@vivekjohn8066]

Mothalali!

[@joaogomes9405]

You can post public stuff on patreon that is accessible to everyone, even if they aren't patrons

[@Snowmanse]

@@joaogomes9405 That's technically true, but not what he is talking about. I'm just joking over the fact that he misspoke.

[@David4MVs]

I haven’t read about this in years so thanks for brining it back! For the record... I’d remember eating a berry and going loopy. But what happened to the dog?

[@TheDarkChaplain]

Aluminium is also the proper word in German, by the way. I'd think it's a Europe-in-general thing.

[@khazad2112]

Same in Norwegian.

[@spookwilliams]

Same in Dutch.

[@loganstanforth]

A lot of people from Kanuckistan say it that was as well...

[@myohmymelodyy8404]

@@loganstanforth even on the periodic table. we call it aluminum here in Canada but on periodic tables its spelt Aluminium and you cannot incorrectly spell an element

[@manicpixiedckgirl]

It was in Ireland. Very weird moving to the States and having to swap

[@Goon-124]

Eventually the patreon bump is gonna wrap around and happen at the end. OR, soon it will be happening faster and faster till its the whole of the podcast is just a soft tone of rapid patreon noises.

[@ironxcrosss]

It sounds like a ship had a malfunction or whatever the space travel equivalent of a flat tire, and the other one was a space tow truck?

[@haruruben]

36:00 sorry, the “percipient”? That’s the first time I’ve heard that word... just looked it up, means “witness”. I’ve been speaking English my whole life and learn new words seems like a few each week

[@debbrajennings3837]

It is pronounced aloo-minium. But aluminum is more commonly used due to how we pronounce unscientific elements

[@rossfinlayson9429]

I've been to the spot, spooky place, they have a wee plaque there now

[@manemanera]

Why don't they ever share links to the images they're looking at?

[@weirdalfan001]

@mathas that’s a good point.

[@xaj3252]

They do on the subreddit surely?

[@TheUllbind]

Yeah, Alex definitely did not post them on the chilluminati subreddit.

[@Deadl0ck]

Like Alex said, they're copyrighted images, so they're definitely not posted to the subreddit. Definitely not. No. There's no point looking on the subreddit. There's nothing there. No unlisted imgur link at all. Nothing. Nope. Because they're images taken from a book. So you can't link them. So they're not on the subreddit. Nope.

[@manemanera]

@@Deadl0ck Exactly!

[@AdamHowie]

I think, if its not made up, is the most likely answer is a combination of factors, perhaps that secret test and belladonna poisoning.... also I know scottish isn't always straight forward in the way we pronounce things (ecclefechan and loch ftw) but for petes sake... "Ed-in-burra"... NOT "Edin-Burg"... gah!!! :)

[@johnlittle8975]

I usually hear it pronounced Edinburrow

[@BeanerMan13]

This episode reminded me of the one time I vacationed in Mexico. There was so little pollution at the ranch I was staying that you could see allll the stars. And also things that may or may not have been meteors

[@HereticalGeek]

Where can we see all the pics and videos you guys reference? Any chance we can start getting links in the comments to them?

[@jameswarner5878]

Odd time for an upload. 10am is not really bedtime. Now I dont know what to do.

[@nowhereman1670]

The main body with a skirt around it and having "propellers" is the dead giveaway. This is a classic description of a hovercraft. The skirt creates pressure in close proximity to an underlying surface creating lift. Some altitude can be achieved through thrust. By means of a ducted fan. Too, the concept of it being a mine layer makes sense too. The concept of a hovercraft being remotely controoled to deliver anti tank mines is genius. Those things that "attacked" the old guy could have been the mines themselves. Equipped with an anti tamper stun gun feature with military grade energy. After all, this was made for war, not to make some idiot a goober drooling on himself so the cops can arrest him. So my theory goes like this: The hovercraft, remotely controlled, zips out over the battlefield unaffected by variations in the terrain. It drops it's payload of two mines. The spikes in the mine have a dual purpose. One, they are used to navigate to the desired position. Two, when armed for detonation, the spikes become the pressure sensitive trigger. Now, nobody in their right mind would want to waste the potential of the munition on some dope who thinks he can move it or disable it. So if and when some dope tries to do something, he gets his ass zapped. Thereby saving the mine to destroy a tank. This sounds like the old guy got zapped into LALA land by a secret military platform. And the assholes that did it are still laughing over brewskies at their NCO club.

[@easley421]

Where are these not existent links you keep referencing? Been checking the subreddit daily.

[@qweggy1333]

Shameless is a TV show was broadcasted by channel 4, currently making a new season after a while. Its based in Manchester about a drunk beat ass dad with a messed up family, very funny! :D

[@davidhollywood448]

PLEASE PLEASE do the rendelsham forest incident .. the uks roswell

[@Oblivionsurveyor]

I believe this one, that and the two fishermen have similar story's abducted in Mississippi

[@Sith9890]

I usually listen on Soundcloud, but it's not up there and I'm impatient lol

[@Fires2000]

This ep didn't make it to sound cloud btw

[@Convalla]

YAY I love this pod! Where is the best place to listen to this? like youtube, Spotify, etc. does it matter?

[@redtukeguy4263]

Not spotify, that seems to be like a week behind.

[@purplypinkish6828]

You have NO idea . The patreon push is fire that and jesses bye bitchs fucking kills me. I love the plugs again they make me so happy. So serious fire episodes every upload !

[@thehonkening1]

5:54 LMAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭

[@johnlittle8975]

Ya know astronauts say that space has a burnt smell to it.

[@nojoo8085]

Love the podcast

[@Firestalk_art]

edd-in-burg

[@SpookyThot666]

bruh

[@Revanchist2]

Certified Edd-in-bruh moment

[@przecietnie_nieprzecietny]

Any reason for this episode not uploaded on Soundcloud?

[@meatymozzie8695]

Love these videos btw they are so interesting you inspired me to start my own

[@braydonattoe2078]

What happened to your outward series

[@sanamsingh3297]

alien episodes are the best

[@alexolson9317]

I love you ALL...."but" Alex episodes are the bomb 😁😁😁keep up the great work guys 👍

[@danielseliger1123]

Nice Keep up the good work

[@almondhead2932]

Man where is the new one

[@dogfooddevin5538]

The thing with “Aluminium”, “Colour”, etc. is that those were the original spellings but Noah Webster wanted to move away from British culture and actually changed the spelling of many words in order to “Americanize” it.

[@xMiseryPlays]

I thought it was because back in the day it was easier to shorten the words for printing presses

[@Sulufy]

Loved the episode but kinda disappeared we didn't really hear much at the end as to what you all thought it could be. Especially Jesse try and pick it all apart.

[@AlexWilliams-lt4eh]

What year was this

[@ChristmasCrustacean1]

Aluminium is the original spelling by the chemist Humphry Davy in 1811, but Aluminum is what he settled on the following year, however the Aluminium name had already stuck as it sounded more classical. Noah Webster (of the dictionary) popularised the Aluminum spelling in the United States and Canada. The International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) adopted aluminium as the standard international name for the element in 1990. In 1993, they recognized aluminum as an acceptable variant.

[@zack8596]

I thought "Alumium" was the original spelling.

[@ChristmasCrustacean1]

my theory, he got poisoned by belladonna and then an alien ship went by in the background and was like "wtf"

[@isaacmumby3624]

Ha ha, they said flange.

[@matto5987]

WHO WAS THE GIRL FOLLOWING THE SHEEP?!

[@paulefofana7239]

15:56

[@paulefofana7239]

43:42

[@paulefofana7239]

13:27

[@RR-ut3xl]

It was Aliens with guns that had Belladonna bullets

[@burnerandy2211]

Love the podcast name but you guys need Video

[@loganstanforth]

Maybe he was just tweaking really fucking hard...

[@douglaspayne9853]

legit shit from the 1950s

[@AlexWilliams-lt4eh]

The awful smell must be what makes you pass out.

[@TomatoAbe]

A little morning spoops, you love to see it

[@alysonsinkie9296]

Maybe he had an aneurysm or a stroke...

[@abdoobaset6100]

Nice

[@ameno21]

Will you upload this episode on Soundcloud???

[@SpookyThot666]

Would probably look into the back ground reasons that Tom DeLong actually made "To The Star Academy" - I'm fairly confident To The Stars Academy was literally made directly after Tom Delong created another company which resulted in a flop. ALLEGEDLY he's just using the alien market (due to the fact it's highly profitable) to make himself some money back from his last failed venture. I 100% guarantee you he will be done with To The Star Academy in a few years, run away with the money he's made, than hand off the "Academy" to one of his kool-aid drinkers.

[@Cardicide]

Alex, I love you my dude, but you gotta try and curb using "ah" and "um" so much while you are talking, a little isn't too bad but it becomes noticeable and starts to take me out a bit. Other than that, don't change, you big beautiful beard bro.

[@PSNsomeonealive]

oh yes dad

[@kino_the_witch]

Wtf

[@TheCollectiveMindsPodcast]

If your not first your last Ricky Bobby

[@G777-h3i]

Mmm shlorpy balls

[@jimjam7928]

1:50 Oh you Americans with your Alooominumm nonsense...

[@LveDanda]

The booooOoooos are back in toOown🎶👻

[@Bigbluedragon9]

5 to 69 nice. Shlorping at 69!

[@ALLCAPSKELL]

😍😍😍

[@bLu48o]

i like how they're completely baffled by the aliens using stupid tactics. hello? we use dumb shit all the time, of course there'd be other species out there who do stupid dumb shit. 😁

[@leomar8577]

👀

[@Barnesofthenorth]

No no no, both aren't correct, we just don't have the time to correct you on every little thing so we focus on the big stuff.

[@XbillabongjohnX]

American English Neesan nissan Jagwar jaguar I mean it is our language that you butchered

[@yeoldenew]

A cyclist éh

[@NekoiNemo]

Isn't "aluminum" and "nucular" that way in American English because whoever transformed words thought that Americans were too... "Basic" to be able to correctly spell "aluminium" and "nuclear"?

[@truant6910]

What about the colour thing? Why'd they take away our U?

[@meatymozzie8695]

First

[@michaelkolai4288]

15:57

[@paulefofana7239]

13:27

[@michaelkolai4288]

15:34

[@michaelkolai4288]

13:26