The Comedy Central Roast of The 2023 Pittsburgh Steelers | 5 Star Matchup

[@5StarMatchup]

*What's the worst part of this season?*

[@grottyband8052]

Having some hope in the Bengals game...then having it immediately snatched away the week after

[@johnjackson8709]

The easier question would be What wasn't the worst part about the Steelers this season? That list is much much shorter!

[@nathanlarson6535]

Going to TWO home games this year (Jags and Pats) and having to watch Mitch Trubisky pretend to be an NFL quarterback for 6 of those 8 quarters.

[@mc1993]

Worst part? Preseason. Because it gave me hope.

[@JD-11568]

Lack of effort, if they lose but play hard I'm ok with it, sad but ok. When you lose and show no effort or pride it's hard to be ok with that

[@thebigorange9356]

Dude you nailed it best one yet holy f*** i love it!

[@5StarMatchup]

Ty

[@coryriley6988]

Just started this video 5star, please be gentle, Ryan Clark just told me this morning that MY coach M. Tomlin is on the outs with my team. I've only lived thru 1 steelers head coach and don't really want to see him go

[@djcay-j3358]

I always enjoy the hard work you put in the videos 👍

[@coryriley6988]

Just finished this shit and as far as I'm concerned my family owes you 7 - 40 dollars Here We Go

[@nathanlarson6535]

I can very realistically see the Steelers giving Mike Tomlin the final remaining year on his contract to give him one last chance to prove himself next season, since the Steelers (almost) never fire coaches and haven't fired a head coach since before Apollo 11 landed on the moon. But if they decide to give Tomlin an extension after this season ends I might just stop watching football. It sucks but I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if the Rooney family wanted to keep Tomlin around. That would be the most Steelers thing that could possibly happen. Similar to the Bengals extending Marvin Lewis following the 2017 season. Which is funny, considering people call Tomlin a "hall of fame" coach but he's closer to Marvin Lewis or Jeff Fischer than anything else, only difference being Tomlin had a hall of fame QB, WR, and all time great defense win a Super Bowl in 2008. If the Steelers keep him around much longer Tomlin will undoubtedly break Fischer's record for career losses as an NFL head coach. UrinatingTree said it best, the Steelers are literally the Chicago Bears with a shiny coat of paint. Old fashioned, past their prime, clinging onto the memories of great teams and players and playoff success, but are now the "old man yells at cloud" of the league. I hope they can prove me wrong for once and actually recognize that the Steelers need to rebuild from the ground up instead of continuing to stagnate.

[@XxSirPsychox]

I’m hoping they trade Tomlin to the commanders for some quality draft capital. Then trade watt and Minkah for draft capital and let Omar cook these next couple drafts.

[@ronfroehlich4697]

Mike Tomlin will be the Steelers coach as long he wants to

[@JD-11568]

Thanks for the stats on the 80's I lived it but now at 55 my memory is slowly going away.

[@Standgedicht]

I was already waiting for your video and was afraid that the season and team performance had broken your soul. #FireTomlin #FirePickens/DJ

[@shannoncassidy4423]

Miles killebrew mvp this year

[@5StarMatchup]

lol remember that game where he had 3 penalties

[@shannoncassidy4423]

@@5StarMatchup slim pickings

[@isitsustainable820]

I’d rather watch the State Farm commercials making fun of Andy Reid’s eating disorder on repeat for the rest of this season than watch Kenny try to play QB for even one down next season.

[@5StarMatchup]

Lol dark

[@SalskeUchata]

Great content lol

[@5StarMatchup]

You're great

[@TheScott21385]

Great show man

[@danellis3376]

The 2nd half lol

[@NoOneYaKnow666]

Painkiller dude? Hell yeah \m/

[@5StarMatchup]

Yessir. My favorite priest.

[@NoOneYaKnow666]

@@5StarMatchup Nothing wrong with that! An amazing album!

[@Dee-nonamnamrson8718]

Mason averaged 229 yds, 1.25 td and .25 picks per game. Over 17 games, thats 3800 yds, 22 TD amd 5 interceptions.

[@mc1993]

On the bright side, we're not the Giants...who gave Daniel Jones an 4 year $160M contract including a $36M signing bonus. Well, not yet.

[@5StarMatchup]

just wait till kenny lights it up for 3000 yards and 11 tds next year

[@mc1993]

@@5StarMatchup oof

[@johnjackson8709]

The standup comic approach was brilliant brother! It was great way to deliver all that tough love!

[@5StarMatchup]

Had to do something different

[@JohnSteech]

🎉😢😮❤❤❤​@@5StarMatchup

[@kdguy1126]

Back to back losses to two bad teams.

[@5StarMatchup]

Back to back to back

[@mc1993]

I got to ask, was the SteelFlyers52 part pure sarcasm or is that a 10 year old clip?

[@5StarMatchup]

I guess we are all left with a lot of questions

[@haggard21077]

Noll made a bad team good but faded in his last few years. Cowher took over a bad team and turned them into a powerhouse. Tomlin took over that powerhouse and turned them into a slow burning dumpster fire.

[@laverda1897]

Aye, say sorry.

[@laverda1897]

You, 5 star match up guy. Say sorry

[@laverda1897]

To Coach. Mike Tomlin specifically.

[@GageRyanVideo]

No. lmao

[@5StarMatchup]

Why

[@berinmind]

This is your lane....less stress and more laughs.

[@5StarMatchup]

👀

[@darkshinethakid4463]

Worst Team in the league and we CANT even get the picks to match😂😂😂

[@5StarMatchup]

Dark days

[@rstross]

(Ahem) this is uhhhhm... fairly dark. Brutal stats bro but, don't forget, Tomlin doesn't believe in stats (see Chris Carter) - wtf!? Oh I need you to look up Kent Graham's stats (he is my bar for all-time worst Steeler quarterback). He would just stand back there and get sacked/fall-over. Are we that bad yet?

[@5StarMatchup]

it's not that we're that bad yet, but that we're almost totally rudderless. Where is this team going, and why should I be excited about next year?

[@IvorMektin1701]

At least we're not Panthers fans!

[@nathanlarson6535]

Funny enough, David Tepper used to be a minority owner of the Steelers.

[@5StarMatchup]

Tepper should trade for Tomlin

[@GageRyanVideo]

We have the same number of Super Bowls as the Panthers since 2008.

[@williammcduffie9441]

Boooo!!!

[@5StarMatchup]

Boo you

[@ChiefXuligan]

This is hardly a roast. Try being funnier. As painful as the Steelers have been this year I emphasize with your frustration. But I expected this video to be funny, instead it’s more of the same venting of frustration as every other video out there in the last 4 weeks from you or any other Steelers-centric KZbinr. I will give you credit for the editing and for the work you put in, though. I subscribed cause I enjoyed your content. Hopefully the Steelers can give you something positive to say soon.

[@5StarMatchup]

More of the same? Really? There's other Steelers KZbinrs making similar content to this? Really? Jeez man it's fine if you don't think it's funny but to say it's "more of the same" is a real bummer. I was just trying to do something different that was less of the same shit that takes a lot of work and no one watches when they lose anyway. But that's cool. Thanks.

[@TheScott21385]

People honestly don't believe the curse of Polamalu is real. No superbowl to 2057

[@miguee6019]

Wat is the curse