The Crimes Of My Pets

[@ScoutMasterRose]

All animals: asshole behaviors Ducks: potential murder Geese: actual murder

[@angd.9782]

Tugboat: Almost poisons himself and dies repeatedly. "He's a little naughty."

[@Mika_BB]

i feel like this is an excuse to show us all of the animals and how devious they are but also cute

[@beeerpup]

Don’t you dare accuse me of things I’m blatantly doing

[@mars7639]

Wholeheartedly agree with roosters simply being born with darkness in their hearts. I had one I’d raised by hand and spoon-fed Greek yoghurt as a baby who, upon adulthood, became a kind of local mob don among the other wild chickens. He was covered in battle-scars from getting in fights. Still friendly to people, you could pick him up without getting intentionally spurred, but a menace to all other animals. Eventually the other roosters got sick of it and did a hit on him.

[@grlonyoutube]

What a life that rooster led

[@chickensalad3535]

Awe, I’m sorry about that. He sounds like he had a very interesting life.

[@TinyToadSage]

I had a rooster named Till Lindemann. And ho boy... he was EVIL

[@Therefore_-us8tx]

​@@TinyToadSage checks out

[@lpsluvrrrr]

animals can be the most cared for creatures in the world and still find a way to be the most pitiful menaces ever. for example my cat Yogi has asthma and is very spoiled tries to constantly run away and escape outdoors to only come back inside having an asthma attack and crying to be picked up

[@beeerpup]

You gotta hit em with the “well well well look who came crawling back”

[@carlosmojica-escobedo6731]

​@@beeerpup No please don't hit the cat 😢

[@nah5491]

Lol^

[@chadwickerman]

@@carlosmojica-escobedo6731 Read entire sentences. Reading comprehension is a skill that can be worked on and improved.

[@williamraleigh7546]

Work on literary/rhetorical devices. Reading is a very surface level concept. If you analyze the comment you replied to, you would see that the comment is ironic.​@@chadwickerman

[@Xno1X]

I am so glad hunter promoted that video on the Papa Meat channel. Your art has so much personality!

[@shanerk5189]

Same

[@ShesquatchPiney]

Crimes of the algorithm: it didn't feed me this blessed beeb.

[@babysealsareyummy]

Tugboat is a menace and I love him

[@_rootcat]

The photo of Crawdad with the glove in her mouth is the cutest thing in the world 🥺

[@cesaro.a.g.6426]

05:05 "I'm not really open to suggestions" I love her honesty! Funny but concise 👌

[@acaciatheaussie]

The naming of all these animals is so unhinged and perfect in every way 😂

[@stefanmircetic8798]

I love watching these animal videos. These animals are clearly happy and well taken care of.

[@anarchybean8185]

Tugboat: The All Consuming, Hound of Howling Hunger

[@porktopus]

here's my animals crime Crowley (snake): charged with disturbing the peace : you have NO IDEA how loud a snake will take a shit . its enough to wake you up and it always does c-18 (dog) : she is a rescue and is very posessive of me and jealous and she will get between me and my girlfriend ANY chance she get sarissa (hedgehog) :charged with general grumpiness: she is ALWAYS ALWAYS pissed off and i love her with every fibre of my soul

[@beeerpup]

Lol why are hedgehogs always so mad they have such a good life 😭

[@porktopus]

@@beeerpup that's what karen's reincarnate as is my best guess

[@Fnafiac]

Of course Crowley’s causing trouble 😂

[@Iwilleatabaldorphan]

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[@Iwilleatabaldorphan]

​@@porktopusYESS I GUESS SO🤣🤣🤣

[@gingersnapcam7334]

"They committed an unliving, but they're just a goose" 😂

[@frogloover7774]

Oh my gosh, this is the first video I've seen that comments on the bad side of pets. Ive been struggling to live with my bf's dog for a little over a year now because he just gets into everything, its really assuring to see someone else talk about their struggles with caring for pets but also knowing that they love them at the same time

[@diegohuerta7201]

I struggled with animals unaliving a couple years back, I’m happy to see other people handle it with grace. WELL tbf my case was a guinea pig father that ate his children so it was a little more intentful than the bird stories.

[@beeerpup]

Why they gotta be so foul to each other 😔😔

[@desichaoss]

@@beeerpup If talking about birds shouldn't it be fowl?

[@SleeperHoundDesign]

As a hound dog owner. I approve this message

[@MC-qt9tq]

I love this format of video with the storytelling and doodles. My dog does this thing where she revenge poops. Even after letting her go potty before leaving the house if we were chilling on the couch and I had to leave she would take a fat dump in front of the door. And she always hides when she does it cause she knows 😩

[@StarlaBizarre]

I had a cat that would do the same thing. Once I left for a while and someone else slept in my bed one night so my cat pooped on her

[@cowboypeach]

i had an extremely aggressive and unpredictable foster cat that i held onto for two years. she was incredibly sweet, but tore me tf up whenever she was triggered by the most innocuous noise. i successfully re-homed her last year with a friend and i have a framed picture of her on my vanity. she’s POS but i love her.

[@CheapCreep]

J'Zargo craves violence.

[@b130610]

I have a cat named moose who is an absolute little angel. He has a litterbox, but he always goes outside to go to the bathroom when possible which is really nice. He's very affectionate, and always is really friendly when i have company over. His only sin is that he will occasionally bring a live, un maimed mouse into my house, then just let it go, and he is really bad at catching them. 3 times now, ive had to spend multiple hours trying to catch a traumitized mouse to throw it back outside, and moose is absolutely gutted when i take it away. He just cries all day afterwards wondering where his mouse went.

[@calamityjade3270]

As soon as I saw the title of this I had to watch it. My dogs are...menaces. The worst dogs I've ever owned. They have essentially broken me and I will not seek to own a dog again after they pass. It often does feel like the things they do are targeted against you. I know, for a fact, that mine will do certain things in retaliation or to get my attention. But thank you for this camaraderie in the knowledge that my feelings are valid in response to my pets.

[@NEONPARADlSE]

lol that’s tough. What’s the one thing that pushed you over the edge to the point where you wont get another one?

[@cjs4363]

Lmao we broke dogs I think dogs are meant be trained for work and live outside but I don't have the heart to leave them out there No more dogs for me either

[@Vats144]

Okay sure but can I just say you are wildly talented? Your doodles just somehow kept getting better and better for each story!! My first vid of yours was the deviantart one and man, little 14 year old you would have been so incredibly proud of you today!

[@vvirtualecho6938]

Tugboat reminded me of my childhood dog. He was allergic to literally everything and yet he’d eat everything. One Easter he ate 3 whole chocolate bunnies, he lived for another like 8 years, idk how

[@lightningkbi2247]

Aw I love this. I had a dog who was a perfect angel 11/10 good boy…95% of the time but that 5% he was a frustrating, massive garbage monster. When he passed, I painted a neo trad style portrait of him and it helped so much through the grieving process. This video really hit home on how working through things creatively can be hella cathartic.

[@Somethingawful777]

I really appreciate you talking about the more taboo side of animals. My partner and I eventually want to homestead so hearing your experience with different animals has definitely been insightful and helpful so thank you!

[@unsystematic-]

you are SO real for this and your art is absolutely gorgeous. aLSO your pet names are peak. I don't even like dogs much and my own pets cause enough crime daily but I would die for every critter on this list.

[@BornRemaining]

I really hope that you keep making these vlog art videos, especially about all of your critters. And many sequels to the dog mages cartoon, it's just too cute.

[@toastedrateggz9959]

I’m convinced tugboat is just a walking garbage disposal

[@mogwai_]

I feel this so hard. I used to post online about trying to help my reactive dog and no one gave a shit until I made a post about how sometimes I disliked my dog because he's an asshole sometimes and it went small time viral and everyone said I was like a monster basically, but I totally get it sometimes your animals are villains and you just wanna tell them their crimes but they don't care so you want to tell SOMEONE

[@PilgrimintheTrenches]

Your video is so relatable! My animals drive me up the wall but I still love them haha. My animal crimes: Raya, German shep x lab - breaking down fences to steal compost and chicken/duck food, and digging massive holes. Hiccup, cat - used to mark everywhere then we got him fixed. It worked luckily. He is a house cat because our neighbour's jack russell "unalives" cats, but he constantly escapes when the kids don't close the door fast enough and then dashes up trees and we have to wait for him to come down. Chickens - are all very naughty, escape constantly, fight with each other about everything and sleep in trees and my rosebushes. Ducklings - I had to remove gooseberry plants because they ate the leaves and 4 were "unalived", I did not know nightshades are toxic for them... Farming with animals is such a learning curve, and there is no way to know these things before hand. Thanks for sharing your beautiful drawings and stories!

[@Silica-black]

thanks for normalizing the tendency for our pets to be menaces to society. my dog (love him to pieces) would hunt my bro in-laws cat constantly and to say i felt embarrassed or ashamed would be an understatement. it's so easy to blame yourself for not doing enough or doing the wrong thing, but this reassures me that animals are still animals at the end of the day. it's no use beating myself up over it either if i'm already doing everything we could.

[@teamsmith.madeline]

this is genuinely one of the best, most engaging videos i have watched. i genuinely felt so inspired, heard, understood (relating to pet grief & trying to figure things out), & entertained all at the same time! I soooo enjoyed the format & your sketches are gorgeous!! 🫶🏻

[@kathy-leew3989]

I love this concept of highlighting pets hate crimes 😂 My bunny loved climbing on me. He would love the view when sitting on my back while I lay on my stomach in bed. He decided to piss on my back. On other occasions, he would piss on my bed. He was free roam and had a litterbox that was changed daily.

[@Jackalope9505]

I'm so glad someone is bringing awareness to how our pets abuse and gaslight us

[@queeninadream_]

With your kitty Jack, my Skeletor is like this. It's an ongoing issue, and it causes so many fights with my family! And we have to make sure we dont leave any valuables in the crawlspace uncovered or he'll spray on them. I had to replace tons of luggage because they were drenched in piss. And his favorite place to spray is my room esp my TV stand where it's always wrapped with a trash bag. It's so frustrating!

[@BornRemaining]

Seeing and hearing about your hounds just now got my husband reminiscing about the ones he grew up w/, namely one who kept stealing his dad's socks. They had no idea why his socks were disappearing until they found her happily and proudly snuggling herself into her secret stash. Reminds me of my first cat who'd hide all of my hairties behind the couch while my parents accused me of breaking, losing and throwing them all away b/c they're always better on the first use.

[@zomroxy2458]

it was really pleasent to find your channel. it seems like you've put a lot of thought into your situations. watching you was a calming expirence. thank you for sharing. P.S. I hope you reach a larger audience please keep uploading :)

[@bobbi5051]

Now this is a fellow woman truly living the dream of us all 😍 I long for the day I can have such an eclectic array of pets again

[@Space-di4hc]

This is actually really refreshing to see you talk about your animals issues and how you feel about it. My dogs also pee inside even though they've been taught which is frustrating but I love them a lot so sometimes just stepping back and feeling angry is okay

[@erinjones9781]

I don’t see enough love for bassets ever! Ours is the best, so smelly and silly all the time. Best zoomies ever with the stubby legs and ears windmilling 😂 crawdad is also the best name!

[@msbradley9]

The duality of animals, Godzilla commits actual murder. But then turns out to be a brilliant guardian. Who would have guessed

[@DirkMohr-o7n]

I love the name tugboat lol. All of your animal names in general are amazing. Love you and papa meat

[@NEONPARADlSE]

Had some genuine laughs in this video and some truly sorrowful moments as well. I’m glad you shared this with us !

[@sethr.c1065]

I like the way your marker sketches look sorta like Japanese samurai paintings. Them dogs are sayin "YOOOO!!!"

[@Dumexsu]

Thank you for being so real, love listening to your stories :'>

[@lucyfer6g6]

I'm sorry but I'm dying at you listing on and on of the things tugboat are lmaoooo Poor baby, the stress ! But so cute ! 🥰

[@hi.im.lilith]

I knew things were gonna get strange once birds were brought up. Birds just do crazy shit.

[@elliecrew]

I appreciated your honesty and ability to see more than one side to your animals even after a terrible event happens ❤

[@Austyntatious]

I once saw two butterflies making caterpillars on the ground, and then my neighbor's dog pounced on and ate them. Sweet dog, but boy howdy that was brutal. Loved the video btw 👍

[@Bembreeb]

I am so thrilled everytime you post I love your artwork and video style thank you for sharing these stories with us

[@cryptbunni]

loved this video, it’s so important to see the negatives but also love seeing all the babies lol 🤍😭 also love your shirt 🥰

[@nataliecwine]

Congrats on that big old baby boy! Can’t wait to see those family vlogs!!

[@mollylikesspace]

I relate to your dog only having issues with other dogs when you're there. My dog has always hated other dogs and will bark at them whenever we see one. But when he's at the groomers with other dogs, hes quiet and polite and the most well behaved dog there😭😭😭 I think its just him being protective and thats why he acts like that

[@frankolive9407]

im a dog trainer and my favorite dogs are belgian shepherd and jack russell terrier. its cool to see everyones fave breed. our homestead just accumulates cats. we have like 6 rn that have just showed up when we started feeding one

[@PoptartGang98]

Your art is so peaceful it almost made me forget about the heinous criminal activity of these animals.

[@BehindxXxThexXxBlack]

I love your guys content, and I love hearing about your pets!

[@marisamaroo8106]

I'm so glad papa told me about these videos I'm so soothed and I love your art

[@luminia5548]

I love you, beerpup! This is one of my favorite videos yet! Thanks for showing off your awesome sketches and a little bit of your process. It was really delightful! I can't wait to see more of your art and animation projects! ❤

[@jonathonvaneekelen949]

This is therapeutic thank you

[@JerobaJerboa]

lol. I used to work at a shitty petsmart 5+ years back and I would sometimes bring home unwanted pets people would return and we couldn't rehome them. To say they were troubled souls is and understatement, but I loved them. a hamster that would charge my every time I tried to do anything in her cage, a zebra finch that would scoop her seeds out of the dish on their poopy floor then eat them(but only the ones that were covered in shit), and a parakeet that would scream louder and more than any of the others, idk if he was just so happy he must tell the world or he wanted something, he got along with the others and he looked healthy and was playing with his toys, so idk. My current rat Weeble likes to pee only on the flat surface in his massive cage, not in the bedding anywhere where it will absorb and I can scoop it up, then he walks around in it and gets a smelly belly. there were many more but those are the ones I remember off the top of my head.

[@jollysmells1256]

Tugboat is a MENACE Diammnn!

[@Tylor224]

When she said "i was his biggest op" had me dying 😂😂

[@3amAfterlife]

This was so cute and funny :) Also your MCR shirt is really nice, that's my favorite album of theirs

[@thats_pspooky]

This is such a cute series. I love how real it is. 🖤

[@pearandachair]

As someone that has a dog that can be devious sometimes (hunting and unaliving animals, being aggressive to other dogs because he is overprotective of me), and learning how to live and deal with it is not easy. But still he is the best dog in the world for me. Thank you for telling us about these stories, animals be animals, massive respect to you ❤

[@wiildsage]

I find it SO endearing and like, very real as a pet owner that you start off talking about the crimes and then it slowly becomes “yknow they’re not that bad, they’re just being themselves” My cat’s biggest crime by far is she will break into containers of human and dog food if it’s anything related to fish or cheese. We found out she’d secretly been eating Cheetos out of a snack-sized bag she’d found and torn open with her little teeth. Menace.

[@jeanroberts7501]

this page is amazing, this video is amazing , i’m so sat rn ,,,, ur drawings are so amazing and jesus christ tugboat

[@ferralwaffle9729]

You know what, Tugboat is my spirit animal, thank you for showing these amazing animals

[@myarosario9710]

I've been a cat person for most of my life. I currently have 4, my oldest being 18 going on 19. I got a dog right before I graduated high-school and he's the perfect pet for me! Walks, training, playing, everything great. I made the mistake of thinking all dogs are as trainable as him and got a dog with my fiance since he had never had one. It was reactive to everything that wasn't us, even inside the house, had accidents even 8 months after adoption, and almost killed my oldest cat (they'd been in the same room before, no problems), and would steal food and toys from my dog aggressively. We had to rehome him for his safety and ours, but I still think he's a good boy :,(

[@CheapCreep]

I'm loving this expanded Meat Universe.

[@beidymendez6544]

I love your my chemical romance shirt! you should do a video on music or your fav artists! or if you had an emo phase maybe talk about the phases you went through growing up! your drawings and animals are super cute btw 😭

[@louisehay7945]

This was very refreshing! I have 5 dogs and 1 cat, and they all have their own unique issues; Koda (GSD) : pack leader, thinks he's a pony and will jump fences/gates at any opportunity, cost us a fortune in fencing to increase the height, overall thinks he's above the law Zeus (GSD) : says hello to his favourite humans by jumping and digging claws in so he feels like you can't escape his embrace Kiko (GSD) : even though appropriately (well we thought so anyway) socialised as a puppy will snap at any random dog that tries to approach her Trixie (GSD) : will bark into the darkness for no reason whatsoever, but she was the runt of the litter so sounds more like a cluck Jinx (golden retriever): cannot be trusted around anything unsupervised, will find and destroy anything in her path Kasper (black cat): baby bunny assassin, heavy rabbit population in the countryside... Abusive, destructive, cold blooded but love them with every fibre of my being!

[@mincentprice1041]

I use music the way you use art. To take our fears and frustrations, and turn them into something beautiful. I think it would be the same with cooking, gardening and anyone's passion. You have a wonderful sketching style Cheers

[@crazydov]

I love this and ur art style. Papa meat is a lucky guy😅

[@tylerholmes8989]

This speaks to me on an emotional level

[@tannerBR0studios]

I don't know why but crawdad sounds like such a fire name for an pet

[@skullykidkempke4767]

Journaling just means documenting a moment, so it can be done in any way. From subject, so like looking at things in a emotional or how things actually happened. To medium, so writing, drawing, photography, video, etc. 👍

[@erikapatterson3964]

Mr.Lahey being an old bird who always attacks you wherever you go is so cool. It’s a good thing he isn’t also a failure cop and a drunk. Maybe he’s got his monitor so he’s “just sober enough to know what he’s doing, but drunk enough to really enjoy doing it!” 🇨🇦 ❤ love the drawings too!! :)

[@rameda-rameda22]

We had a Great Dane for a little while and she had super bad separation anxiety that we could never get a handle on. During one of her “episodes” we came back to find that she had eaten literally everything off the kitchen counter, packaging and all, such as bananas and fancy granola. She even ate half a bag of calming treats that were supposed to help with her anxiety and she ate like 3 times the amount she’s supposed to consume at once. It was super frustrating but she was so sweet and it wasn’t like she was doing it on purpose. During another episode she ate the tassels off a blanket and shredded a very expensive grass basket, so I definitely understand the horrible feeling when your dog constantly gets into stuff he shouldn’t, especially if it can be potentially harmful.

[@Dillsbury]

Y'alls pets

[@sofiav7791]

I just found your channel and have been watching through your vids, i love the cozy vibes here!!😁 this video was so funny lol i like to say my dog verbally abuses me because she does these little half barks when she wants my attention

[@IzzyStuart960]

Alison I love you...I honestly thought I was a bad dog and cat mom because my cat also has a pee pee problem and i did everything and I was crying one night because I thought I had to rehome him. And he's spiecal needs so I knew if I did no one would take him and they would probably end up killing him. My dog Zero is highly reactive, not in an aggressive way but it is hard to walk him. And his brother sven isn't reactive he's just very hyper. They're both rescues along with ny 5 cats...and honestly I thought I wasn't doing enough with training them and helping them. But you showed me with this video that I'm not alone and other people suffer with these problems also. Thank you for that

[@Inky1313Starlight]

My cats are goblin children but I love them very much. Candy, my girl, I raised from when she was palm-sized and she's now eight. She would prefer that I was the only human to exist ever, although my mom is now in the "okay to be around" camp. Everything has to be on her terms... which is very difficult when she has asthma and I have to give her her inhaler. When she was still palm-sized she managed to eat a carpet fiber off of a cat tree I got from a neighbor and almost died- had to have surgery and everything cause it got stuck in her intestines and ruptured something. There's still a line of fur that never grew back right from her surgery scar and we call that her zipper. If she doesn't want something she growls and bites and scratches but then she'll forget about it and turn around and be the most loving cat in the world. She also pees on the couch if the litter box is even slightly too dirty. Hannibal is just ridiculous. He's five years old and he breaks into cabinets and closets and dressers. When I was in an apartment he figured out that if he knocked my shampoo bottle into the bathtub it would make a lot of noise and I would wake up and have to feed him. He's one of those cats who knows he's not supposed to do something but does it anyway. Like he'll look at me and knock something off the dresser. He knows he's not supposed to jump onto the counter so he jumps onto the windowsill, onto the microwave, to the top of the fridge, and down to the counter. He's annihilated my couch. He uses me as a springboard. He's very cuddly and loving but then something outside will make a loud noise and he'll panic and scratch the hell out of me.

[@Quietshow]

I had no idea birds could be such a handful. Thank you for the fun video. Best of luck with those wonderful animals.

[@broebuck71]

Ahhh, I love this idea! Drawing in a form of journalism for personal health. I also love your artwork! Looks amazing! Awesome talent! :)

[@mlear559]

That giant Spheal plushie is amazing

[@opheliamunroe1110]

Mother Pup: Here are my pets...they are criminals.

[@secretlab0716]

Just found this channel a couple days ago and have been enjoying the content. Thanks beerpup great videos!

[@DaysieRose]

Many years ago, I had a Basset Hound named Daisy and oh yeah, was she ever hard to potty train. Cutest thing ever but "Piss. Out. Side " 😂 That was so real.

[@opusbot]

Mr. Lahey is the funniest pet name 😂

[@emmag2323]

Sketching and pet stories! mwah👌 lived this vid

[@brodyshook6986]

That cut at 5:46 is *chefs kiss*

[@tylerholmes8989]

My dog Lulu pees on the floor cause she was trained to only use pads when she was a puppy. After 6 months of work, she has now started to pee outside but she still pees inside from time to time.

[@Yeattty]

Loving this channel! Please post your doodle sessions whenever you can!:)

[@laylakindafruity]

Going from creepcast to this was the biggest whiplash ever. Love you tho

[@bruhmoment-kj4qw]

I really like the blue you used in the drawing of your cat

[@JHaru777]

I feel the thing with your male cat. Theres a big history story with mine and everything, but the only thing he pees on is my blankets and bed. We asked a vet and apparently some cats, mostly male but sometimes female, pee when a lady is about to have her time of the month cause hormone. Thats the only thing I can think of cause its a very specific time and only on my things. And I hate it cause its gonna be winter soon.

[@Ferven7]

I have emetophobia and accidentally adopted the barfiest cat I've ever met. I love him so much but sometimes its hell. He vomits at least once a week, often times more. You'd think maybe it's hairballs because he's long furred but no, it's rarely hairballs. He gets brushed daily and loves it. You'd think maybe he's eating his food too fast but no, I watch him eat and HE'S SLOW. He does usually throw up after eating but I *watch* him eat his kibbles one by one. You'd think maybe something is wrong health wise but I've gone over his blood work and everything with the doctor multiple times and everything is normal. He shows no signs of distress or sickness. As far as I can tell he's just a sensitive boy and if something isn't right he responds by throwing up. And other than that he's lovely. He's the softest cat I've ever pet, his fur is like downy feathers. He's incredibly polite and doesn't jump up on tables or knock things over. He's gentle, and just a bit shy, and loves to be brushed and loved on.

[@niono1587]

Got two dogs, the wise old cockapoo Zeus. He's calm and collected but knows how to have fun. He knows every road and alley in town so he basically sets his own walks and activities. Got metal plates in his knees on account of the arthritis. Likes paper and carboard. Knocks on my door very softly unlike woden who barges in like he owns the place. Mentally resilient. Always sleeps with me at night. Feel like ive grown up with him to the point I can read his thoughts. Lovely boy. Woden, a spaniel-tibetan terrier mix (forgot the name, think its a corbet?) absolute spaz, gets frightened easily so youre not allowed to yell at him. Constantly wants hugs. He's very territorial. Loves my mother to the point I'm convinced he's my half brother. Walks like a maniac on the count of being scared of everything. Loves swimming, he will step in every puddle just to be wet. Wakes up every night round 3-4 to check on everyone and take a cheeky midnight leak. Likes staring out windows and just being weird in general. Acts like a human/cat and stares into your soul. Villain.

[@vvermin]

my cat onyx is the most perfect and sweetest cat I have ever had but for whatever reason he is an absolute menace to anyone that isn’t me