Casually almost asleep when I hear him say "I can offer 500 tonnes of Imperial slaves" and burst into laughter
@gipsydangeramericasmonster96323 жыл бұрын
You laugh, but imperial slave trade is a bustling thing. This is coming from someone who’s only working with both factions to get their best ships. Eventually I’ll buy all the faction based ships, but I don’t have the credits meant for such a large goal, especially getting a cutter and corvette
@qwettisadumbass14753 жыл бұрын
What time was that
@GloveClanOG3 жыл бұрын
That happened to me before when I watched him play Iggy in a video. One line will just make you laugh by mistake
@benjaminjones39613 жыл бұрын
4:15
@reuben81403 жыл бұрын
I love how weight is a completely impractical way of doing it, like selling salt by required number of grains
@Garuda_XLI3 жыл бұрын
Its unbelievable how many times I am surprised by this man, it's so cool how he brings all these little niche communities together man I love this guy. He really makes you feel like hes an actual friend you can rely on
@vagariroamer59833 жыл бұрын
I need a friend like that irl
@leokeatonn3 жыл бұрын
I know right? Elite is such a niche game I never thought I'd see the day when someone made an ASMR based on it, let alone see Uncle E. make a whole VIDEO on it. Honestly brings a tear to my eye to see him make a video based on something so dear to my heart
@QuigleTheGnome3 жыл бұрын
What’s next a rimworld episode where he is a thrumbo salesman
@dimitris90schild923 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@VictoryCN3 жыл бұрын
One thing I like about ER is that he's so creative and does whatever he wants. I bet that helps a lot for burnout!
@Calibur433 жыл бұрын
He really does do exactly what interests him, rather than another "cranial nerve exam" video.
@thomaszampino63693 жыл бұрын
Lol why you have to call out the doctor like that
@originalgaming90623 жыл бұрын
69 likes, but such a good comment so I must like
@artfiguretheone71293 жыл бұрын
@@Calibur43 gibi just uploaded one. that's hilarious
@Calibur433 жыл бұрын
@@artfiguretheone7129 I just received the notification for her, hence replying to this so quickly lmao
@SeqqyN3 жыл бұрын
I’m not quite sure what I’m more surprised by-the fact that Rift knows of Elite Dangerous, or the fact that he’s actually knowledgeable enough of Elite Dangerous to create an hour-long video within the universe. ...Or perhaps that utterly fabulous attire.
@SeqqyN3 жыл бұрын
@Christian Ball ^-^
@Deathhawkdown3 жыл бұрын
I was more surprised as I had just returned to the game
@ReepsWasteOfTime11 ай бұрын
I have been playing for years and he knows more than me :p
@simoko70763 жыл бұрын
never thought I'd see elite dangerous asmr.
@austinkochert20493 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@TheRealReaper933 жыл бұрын
My Tin Foil Hat Society membership is about to expire!!!
@gee_dubya3 жыл бұрын
@Christian Ball nah bro dats peepo
@seshgreen40843 жыл бұрын
What is that profile pic?!?
@armchairphilosopher68803 жыл бұрын
These nefarious organizations are going to take advantage of this if we don't act fast... especially the homo-sapiens.. freaks. all of 'em.
@sketchpad71163 жыл бұрын
Don't worry it's not self promotion
@dstyro3 жыл бұрын
You can renew it in Elite Dangerous. Just make sure you travel to Formadine Rift.
@h.w.44823 жыл бұрын
This is most certianly unexpected, but a more than welcome addition to my growing hoard of favorite ASMR videos
@adamoutulny23453 жыл бұрын
" a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one "
@nektarkir42203 жыл бұрын
Well there you go
@Emerty13 жыл бұрын
I don’t think there’s a single video Rift has released that I wouldn’t call my favorite
@amciuam1573 жыл бұрын
This is a very good idea. Elite is a legend among some, who knew it's beginning and origin. Besides, we still need commanders to explore the galaxy. Cause it is only explored in like 0.25%.
@petawaa3 жыл бұрын
I see you are a man of culture
@prex26293 жыл бұрын
Never thought that ER would play Elite Dangerous lol, but I'm not complaining! That's awesome that one of my favorite youtubers play such an awesome game.
@GoonaTVhi3 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah, I love elite
@gipsydangeramericasmonster96323 жыл бұрын
They just need more ground based vehicles. The current Srv drives like a drunk man on ice trying to do dance
@BlitzedNostradamus3 жыл бұрын
"How did you arrive so quickly?" *Nervously eyeballs my over-engineered Conda with a 207LY Boosted jump range* "I dunno."
@leokeatonn3 жыл бұрын
Mood, I often feel like my DBX is just an FSD with a cockpit strapped to the front
@RaKalamando3 жыл бұрын
Link me your conda build!
@gipsydangeramericasmonster96323 жыл бұрын
okay, what’s everyone’s favorite ship? So far I’ve taken a liking to small, nimble combat ships but I like my ‘conda. For looks, my favorite ship is the cutter. That’s one of the sexiest ships in the imperial navy. For actual combat practicality and wabbafet style “fuck you and your attacks”, the ‘vette is a strong choice
@BlitzedNostradamus3 жыл бұрын
@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 Depends on what I'm doing. Combat? Mamba/FDL or Vette. Trading? Python. Exploration? Krait Phantom. Mining? Cutter.
@gipsydangeramericasmonster96323 жыл бұрын
@@BlitzedNostradamus for mining, especially during a boom for a specific ore, i go with the type 9. Word to the wise though, avoid the (beluga?) like the plague. 80 million credits for a ship that overheats like a bitch and will sometimes get stuck in the mail slot on the way out is a rip off.
@olli3253 жыл бұрын
Entered 16 minutes into the upload. He said "The Mission, of course. That was posted a few moments ago" I feel even more inmersed.
@vagariroamer59833 жыл бұрын
Damn thats cool
@gipsydangeramericasmonster96323 жыл бұрын
Each mission lasts for a full day, unless they change it at the last second
@RainbowCuga2 жыл бұрын
Your pfp, I can't lmao
@Amadeus555552 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure what disturbs me more, your pfp or the fact I recognize where it’s from
@EduardoSanchez-cn6zq3 жыл бұрын
I always had the feeling that E.R was omnipresent, but I just bought this game yesterday and now I know he is
@leokeatonn3 жыл бұрын
CMDR Leo Keaton, add me in game and we can wing up together sometime
@EduardoSanchez-cn6zq3 жыл бұрын
@@leokeatonn Ok bud👍
@gipsydangeramericasmonster96323 жыл бұрын
o7 commander. Hope you enjoy the sidewinder.
@wolfinabox3 жыл бұрын
Literally saw this posted while playing Elite Dangerous. Nothin' better to pass the jump time than ER
@DLNBioletto3 жыл бұрын
The universe is so small.. what are the odds that we would meet here, cmdr?
@aphelion29023 жыл бұрын
@@DLNBioletto hello there, fellow CMDR!
@yenchey32703 жыл бұрын
Friendship Drive Charging...
@Jazod3 жыл бұрын
pls no
@dylansorini97533 жыл бұрын
Same
@vascogoncalves85423 жыл бұрын
Man, I had no idea you were into Elite. Just keeps on giving
@6kobacatt93 жыл бұрын
every time i think he can't get any cooler... he gets cooler. is this how the entity *actually* rose to world dominance?
@thatdudeadam28723 жыл бұрын
We need Uncle E as a COVAS, honestly.
@themedic79333 жыл бұрын
*whispering:* under attack
@Watmancro3 жыл бұрын
The COVAS Man \*whispers\* Hello! I hope you're doing well. \*sound of fingers tapping on your suit\* Friendship Drive charging \*into your left ear\* 4 \*right ear\* 3 \*left ear\* 2 \*right ear\* 1 \*centered\* engaged EDIT: I have no idea how to avoid bold text without the backslashes showing up.
@Symora3 жыл бұрын
@@Watmancro you have to place both asterisks outside of each individual sentence instead of placing them inbetween
@TheSpoonDeLauro3 жыл бұрын
Its all whispering except "TAKING HEAT DAMAGE"
@TrogdorMan3 жыл бұрын
More like CORVAS! .... anyone?
@CertifiedGhoul3 жыл бұрын
Elite dangerous is the farthest thing I would have expected as far as ASMR theming. This is great. I love Elite and ASMR
@NickAnd9603 жыл бұрын
“500 tons of imperial slaves” Millions of years of war against discrimination and then this... The Imperial Empire is definitely to blame
@gipsydangeramericasmonster96323 жыл бұрын
They may have slaves to tarnish some rep, but their ships are beautiful as hell. Edit: but a bit expensive
@NickAnd9603 жыл бұрын
@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 Hold up, The Imperial Empire is an actual thing? Or is ER’s invention?
@gipsydangeramericasmonster96323 жыл бұрын
@@NickAnd960 the empire is a faction in elite dangerous, and you can use their sleek ships
@gipsydangeramericasmonster96323 жыл бұрын
@@NickAnd960there’s also ways to pledge allegiance to different political leaders in the game, and should you get to a rank 5 allegiance, you get paid 50 million credits at the end of the week. But you also have to maintain it and if you leave or defect assassins will be sent after you
@NickAnd9603 жыл бұрын
@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 Pretty cool
@cthulhu57023 жыл бұрын
"So you were out here exploring the nearby systems?" *(Me who just sold 10 units of Imperial slaves to the station)* Yes. That is exactly it.
@gazelle84312 жыл бұрын
I'm delivering landmines in the name of democracy
@mangofoxy3 жыл бұрын
The epic rift opens once again to deliver us tingles!
@mangofoxy3 жыл бұрын
@Christian Ball Awww thank you, that really means a ton friend! I returned subscribed to you! uwu
@daljan11013 жыл бұрын
When i was this early he was doing a surgery on a watermelon
@remenacance3 жыл бұрын
Having a plastic pouch fused to my skull seems like yesterday
@gipsydangeramericasmonster96323 жыл бұрын
When I was this early I was still doing courier jobs for both factions
@auhbree28873 жыл бұрын
i SCRAMBLED to my desk when i saw you uploaded an elite video literally every one of these crossover videos you do are of franchises that i'm passionate for, and your videos are fantastic too i don't know if your mind reading abilities came from the arkham sanitarium or what, but please keep it up ❤️
@leokeatonn3 жыл бұрын
WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT? Rift, you have made 2020 worth it. Elite has been such an important game to me and to see you do an entire video based on it is amazing. You never cease to amaze me
@TheSpoonDeLauro3 жыл бұрын
DUDE THIS IS LITTERALLY ALL I'VE BEEN PLAYING LATELY
@thefuonk13513 жыл бұрын
I forgot my fuel scoop, there isnt a station in 20 Ly's and I've found myself here. How fortunate
@aphelion29023 жыл бұрын
You know who to call, CMDR
@goofgoobernicus3 жыл бұрын
o7
@everythingplacechannel3 жыл бұрын
The world begins to crumble as these rifts collide
@SpaceAgeASMR3 жыл бұрын
Now Playing: Powerman 5000's "When Worlds Collide"
@antoniovc3 жыл бұрын
Omg I just started playing this game this week! It would be amazing to see you make a gameplay. I feel like it's a perfect game for asmr.
@irishdude19883 жыл бұрын
Kinda reminds me of "The Nothing Shop" character
@SpaceAgeASMR3 жыл бұрын
Oh man, this would make a great ASMR gameplay in VR with the vast calming expanse of space exploration!
@levongordon66733 жыл бұрын
Calming expanse of space. “Runs into star, taking heat damage”
@SpaceAgeASMR3 жыл бұрын
@@levongordon6673 Think of it as a nice, relaxing full body hot stone massage!
@levongordon66733 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceAgeASMR full body hot stone massage as smoke pours out of all of your modules and the paint you paid real money for get stripped away from you ship *this is fine*
@NatxKenshin3 жыл бұрын
I’m out here tryna sleep but couldn’t help but crack up a bit after hearing “Robert SpongePants” in my ear
@jimbothetimbo67903 жыл бұрын
Sponge Robert
@juandeage60753 жыл бұрын
I play elite dangerous quite a lot and the terminology, the engineering upgrades, the weapon set up literally everything was exceptionally well done 100% spot on. Like always you keep it to the best standards possible and always have the highest quality and the most in depth and thought out videos. Keep up the amazing work.
@Kinvarus13 жыл бұрын
You know I've gotten used to seeing a lot of themes and crossovers on this channel but I never would have imagined an Elite Dangerous/Rift World one. I love it!
@santerisaatana25833 жыл бұрын
im so glad that i managed to pick up this game when it was free, having an absolute blast doing some mining.
@capt_crunchee15103 жыл бұрын
I headcanon that the brown shoe we see in different videos is the same one every time, and it just gets around the multiverse.
@tfitzmas3 жыл бұрын
i think ive logged about 2900 hours in elite dangerous faction building, engineering, exploring, fighting etc and i think ER's videos are the only thing that come close to matching time spend on that so this is a very pleasant surprise today.
@kazuilluminati31453 жыл бұрын
ER deserves many more subscribers, I hope to see 1M soon! (and then even more in the future ♡) I always manage to get immersed into the ASMR video even if I don’t really have idea what is he talking about, that man is truly talented.
@strawbebbiejam3 жыл бұрын
me, washing the dishes: ah yes, i am on a mission
@sebastiancoe47083 жыл бұрын
How do you literally have ASMR videos for everything I like, not to mention more than I could ever want !
@MSDesignASMR3 жыл бұрын
His videos are always so epic and unique! 😎
@lamontmorgan993 жыл бұрын
When I heard “pray tell” I smiled and laughed. Ephemeral rift strikes again with the humor and asmr combo that has lasted for years. Keep coming back for it 😌
@RobertEHouse3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the million sub special where Corvus and the Professor fight, Margaret usurps the 1st flame, and Dave gets resurrected to keep you calm during the chaos
@masteroogway38053 жыл бұрын
We need a movie or show or comic. We need something to tell this universe Uncle E has made over the years.
@WillowLiv3 жыл бұрын
Wow I was not expecting this. And I played a lot of elite dangerous.
@tabithathecat3 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck the amount this guy's being uploading lately and how purely brilliant it is
@RRTSMPlayz3 жыл бұрын
Big yes
@tabithathecat3 жыл бұрын
@@RRTSMPlayz yes indeed
@kharitus40383 жыл бұрын
You know... I played Elite Dangerous just today. Surprise, but a welcome one
@Tobias50363 жыл бұрын
Elite can be a very relaxing game. I'm normally a combat pilot but I grind for credits by mining void opals and low temp diamonds, listening to asmr as I fly around the ice rings scanning for valuable minerals. I'm actually pretty hyped for their newest update that's coming soon.
@greatwhitejohnc6693 жыл бұрын
He plays Elite Dangerous? What a legend! I'd love some Imperial Cutter tingles
@galacon283 жыл бұрын
I have been watching Uncle E since 2014. I’m honestly glad people love his stuff, I hope he gets to 1 mill. Next year!
@Devastatorprime973 жыл бұрын
I admit that i didn't expect a crossover with Elite Dangerous, hope they will improve it with odyssey, this game needs some love.
@leokeatonn3 жыл бұрын
Elite is a pretty deep game if you know where to look. The cannon research group has a lot of interesting sites that you can visit just a few jumps outside of the bubble
@heyitsjulian82463 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral rift is the by far the best asmr artist out there. Helps me everynight even if I am alone because at least I know he'll always be there to cheer me up.
@onaphimproject4793 жыл бұрын
I would have never imagined that you would make on my favorite video game, hell, I didn't even know you knew it existed. Good stuff man.
@LordFlaggy3 жыл бұрын
reminds me i need to finish my journey to Sagittarius, my conda is still half way there.
@chucknchez13 жыл бұрын
God speed
@kaitlincole52023 жыл бұрын
I love you, watching your videos gives me such comfort. I appreciate you so much!
@bladesteele41773 жыл бұрын
I would love to have Mr.Rift in my wing! love this channel and I love Elite.
@thewhiskysmokers31173 жыл бұрын
Probably the last game I'd see you do an RP of. I love it!
@redoxam3 жыл бұрын
could hardly believe my eyes when i saw that title... last thing i expected!
@Mistersheeaun3 жыл бұрын
The best rift vid I've seen in a while and that's really saying something. Knocked it out of the park with this one
@anthonybermudez39113 жыл бұрын
If Uncle Rift doesn’t do a villain asmr with the curled mustache I’m going to cry
@elliott17minecraft3 жыл бұрын
My favorite game, and my favorite asmrtist put together. I couldn't be happier
@dario513 жыл бұрын
Woow! I love the "wild space West" style , it gives me a lot of borderlands and the outer worlds vibes.
@Nikolaistanford3 жыл бұрын
Bro elite dangerous and ASMR together????? I never thought I’d see the day
@jamesonjones19353 жыл бұрын
mans really uploading a lot more frequently, gucci membrane
@aldogarcia5293 жыл бұрын
ephermeral rift NEVER fails to deliver w his vids istg
@Acid_85013 жыл бұрын
Elite Dangerous ASMR? I would love to see this as a series holy crap
@leepicx14603 жыл бұрын
This is just perfect...Of course a man of culture like him is gonna make an ASMR video about Elite Dangerous
@mrsprucenoose31813 жыл бұрын
Really happy to see these Elite Dangerous videos.
@TotalChunga3 жыл бұрын
I remember preordering this game way back and never playing at much as I should have. Very cool video idea given how relaxing the exploration in the game is. That is until you have to scoop plasma off of an unstable star to keep your ship from stalling
@arcnetive Жыл бұрын
i know its been 2 years since you posted that but fuel scooping those things is absolute hell lmao
@nickbz13033 жыл бұрын
As someone that plays Elite, this is en pointe. This is wonderful, God bless you, lol
@xboxking11603 жыл бұрын
They need to make him an ingame ship voice!! Imagine getting ready to jump and all you hear is this guy whispering "frame shift drive charging" into your ear
@Bamster-ju1oe3 жыл бұрын
This is something I never expected
@jeromeshalom92503 жыл бұрын
Nice. The variety of topics amazes me.
@aphelion29023 жыл бұрын
After a nice night of space truckin in elite dangerous its time for me to lay down and sleep. Thanks CMDR o7
@theorbificator41753 жыл бұрын
Wow never thought id find elite dangerous on here
@amesbrice2 жыл бұрын
"My ex wife was a thargoid" lol I want that shirt
@phayroh34283 жыл бұрын
I cant stop coming back to this video
@Jayko922793 жыл бұрын
This is the top 1% of all asmr videos out there.
@SwitchbackCasting3 жыл бұрын
Ive been waiting hours to watch this. Love ER and love Elite Dangerous. Awesome combination
@storm40703 жыл бұрын
This is the single most unexpected, yet greatest thing
@hardcoreherbivore25143 жыл бұрын
It’s almost like ER never runs out of ideas and he’s so creative good stuff keep up the good work man
@zandertompson24683 жыл бұрын
Oh god, Elite related video. This night will be amazing
@8492nd3 жыл бұрын
Ah, the crearivity of this man...top notched
@alexismg88173 жыл бұрын
I cannot refrain from saying that is by far one of the most stylish mustaches I’ve seen in my time. I’m immensely jealous
@asmrfpv11693 жыл бұрын
This is actually an amazing game!
@Cole44583 жыл бұрын
Amazing video like expected, good work once again ER. Sleep is what I shall.
@3LZ0RR03 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed by rift because he always have fresh ideas and he's been doing this for YEARS
@scottrogers85543 жыл бұрын
Love how he can just take on a almost npc role
@RaKalamando3 жыл бұрын
A fine addition to my ASMR collection!
@ianmurphy36113 жыл бұрын
I randomly got the interest to play this game again since I last played over a year ago and it is just in time for this video
@Chronicler1773 жыл бұрын
Well hot damn, ER knows about ED.
@originalgaming90623 жыл бұрын
“Remote system”: 900k subs
@Noah-ji4ir3 жыл бұрын
Never seen a guy being this creative
@writerblocks95533 жыл бұрын
I feel like I am making progress in something ethereal and ephemeral when I watch your videos, good sir. Thank you for your creativity
@surthing67113 жыл бұрын
46:38 ... Fuck this was a great Trigger. Litterly felt like slowly gliding into an soft and warm cloud of Sound in which I dissolved into its essence. I got to loop this.
@gangstakittie76993 жыл бұрын
OMG what he knows about Elite Dangerous as well??? This man knows all the communities
@Wythilogical3 жыл бұрын
I love Elite Dangerous so much, this is awesome Papa Rift
@briand51703 жыл бұрын
Never did I think that these two things would cross over but hey I’ve been wrong before I’ll be wrong again
@GlumMrspartan3 жыл бұрын
Just as I've sunk 200 hours into Elite over the past couple of months. ER does it all
@neverenderasmr66033 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, someone's gone down the rabbit hole of playing Elite Dangerous intensely. Asp exploring
@julianharmse87053 жыл бұрын
I literally just started playing this today. This timing is perfect!
@Datasky56103 жыл бұрын
39:57. This time and the early times he hits the tuning fork it doesn’t look like he is actually hitting his hand, maybe I’m missing it. But if he isn’t and is inputting the sound later than holy sparkpowder, that’s some serious work. Good job ER. Love the video! And also, nice mustache.