The Diarrhea Brothers Save The Day

[@TrentLenkarski]

Thank you so much for letting me be in a movie about diarrhea Joel. I love you.

[@alfiebryson7656]

Haha, I sorted the comments by "newest first" and the first one in the list is yours! What a coincidence! Right?

[@Joel-Haver]

I love you, Trent❤️

[@timparks9833]

How many people do you think have said this same sentence?

[@pitshants132]

I love the live action goodlongpee

[@FilmPunk]

Did they at least allow you a good long pee?

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

I remember them well. Always left a mark wherever they went

[@antrave]

trail of smears

[@timopper5488]

Mr. Hanky idolized them.

[@local1925]

😂

[@alexmartens]

Flying down to film a movie about peddling diarrhea was the absolute highlight of my year. Joel has been blessing me for years with some of the best times of my life. This is another one of those memories I can add to that list!! I love you all, and thank you so much for watching this ridiculous film :) Love, Goodlongpee Alex

[@WhaleManMan]

Thanks goodlongpee

[@isaacbarratt854]

@@alexmartens yes!! Me too: i feel blessed by this guy

[@Ionic457]

Goodlongpee needs a comeback

[@Joel-Haver]

Wouldn’t have made a diarrhea movie without you. Love our memories and love you goodlongpee Alex❤️

[@nickwills1815]

@@alexmartens pisscture perfect performance dude

[@unlimitedrabbit]

This seems like Joel and crew found three wooden barrels at a thrift store, someone said "wouldn't it be funny if those were filled with liquid diarrhea?" and Joel, hit with explosive inspiration, immediately got to work on writing an amazing script.

[@potisive]

they improvise their films, no script necessary!

[@adenansu]

"these are just a bunch of crappy barrels, what the hell could we do with them? WAIT A SEC..."

[@rickrussell]

The ideas came gushing out

[@Dontstopbelievingman]

You KNOW this happened. :p

[@MrNUTZonyourCHIN]

This hypothesis is an absolute conspiracy theory and easily debunked! At 25:51 there are clearly FOUR barrels! Do your research before you go out spitting fake news, lies, and propaganda You should be ashamed of yourself with such slanderous allegations This film is the Citizen Kane of diarrhea barrel movies! Easily the best diarrhea barrel movie of our generation! I smell an Oscar nod, or at very least some Pepto Bismol in your futures. Great Job guys!!

[@magentasquash]

Finally, a diarrhea-centric film that passes the Bechdel test

[@davidasylum1870]

....no it doesn't. Diahhrea "brothers" 😂

[@timopper5488]

@@davidasylum1870 Don’t assume their gender! Brothers can be sisters, too.

[@alexmartens]

@@davidasylum1870 you clearly haven't watched The Diarrhea Brothers movie where they save the day

[@theswissmiss69]

It sadly doesn’t.😭 I was so sad when it failed the test. I think it’s one of the film that least passes it.

[@theswissmiss69]

@timopper5488. Plz don’t.

[@spookalio]

I genuinely haven't enjoyed a movie this much in ages, thanks guys, truly.

[@Joel-Haver]

Thanks for watching, so happy you enjoyed!

[@jennabee309]

My dog, who never watches TV, was completely enthralled by the barrel moving around the screen. Skipper gives the movie a 10/10!

[@MBXfilms]

I have a question about the dog but I'm too shy.

[@ThorsDecree]

My first dog, basically my big brother, was named Skipper. Give him some scritches for me.

[@jennabee309]

@ThorsDecree Aw, Skippers are the best! I definitely will 😊

[@jhomathon]

This might seem like an exaggeration, but this honestly might be one of the best diarrhea themed movies I've ever seen.

[@Alexdawaffwe]

ok buddy, i could name at least 5 or more diarrhea-themes movies that are better… i wont, but i could.

[@yohanahramen6756]

@@Alexdawaffweya suuuuuuure… clearly ur just a diarrheal eletist dooking down on the best indie movie diarrheal cinema has seen this past decade because “Dire Area: Diarrhea Unleashed” bombed when it released last Christmas. Boo hooooo studio scum, eat my sphincter.

[@marc54678]

It is the Newest diarrhea themed movie. The production values are outstanding.

[@XxThatGuyOverTherex1]

It's definitely up there with Live Free or Diarrhea Hard, James Bond: No Time to Diarrhea, and the hit animation DiarRio.

[@reyntime1950]

Easily in the top 30.

[@DrAmazing]

"She had a wake. She died" "She's awake and she's fine?" Is probably the hardest I've laughed at anything all year. The thing that really gets me is I spent the first half of the movie thinking this was just a world where people valued diarrhea for some reason, then slowly realizing that no, everyone else thinks this is nuts.

[@DrAmazing]

I desperately want to know what the Diarrhea brothers think their customers are doing with 400 pounds of diarrhea

[@MBXfilms]

​@DrAmazing thank you for being a loyal customer.

[@Jacob-ee8ux]

The barrel mascot costume is shockingly well made.

[@garethbull5303]

You're acting like this isn't a real documentary.

[@Joel-Haver]

Sethward made that beauty himself!!

[@FarmerClarence]

I am getting entirely too sick of my boss eating me out.

[@jeremytitus9519]

Relatable

[@karlwithak69]

This is like if GoodLongPee existed in some sick and twisted alternate universe.

[@Monkeyfish05]

Little known fact, the working title for Donkey Kong (1981) was actually “ Disgruntled customer throws RDBs at John Diarrhea III due to the product’s decline in quality” but Nintendo of course had to change it for legal reasons

[@hastyhillfarmand4x480]

Damn bureaucrats

[@brianaiken1196]

Obviously. Why even say this? Everyone knows this. 😂💀

[@cornsail]

Anyone Else But Me is my favorite Joel Haver movie, but this one is definitely number 2!

[@marcusorta714]

Lolll

[@limemason]

They've done it again. Thank you, Diarrhea Brothers.

[@coolbreeze3793]

I’ve made a mess in my pants. Thank you, John diarrhea.

[@samdirichlet7500]

I appreciate the meticulous research that went into this. According to my estimates a 50 gallon barrel of diarrhea would weight about 407 pounds.

[@user-Dumbunny]

I don't disagree, but since an empty barrel weighs 100 pounds, if your filled barrels weigh 407 pounds, your customers are paying for froth. A quality distributor should always slow-pour their diarrhea.

[@hamfranky]

The scientific advisor was killing it with this and that Doppler effect explanation.

[@calebshonk461]

Definitely will be in the top twelve films put out by you this year.

[@Fluffy6555]

I've had the worst year of my life and these movies continue to come at the hour of my need and provide my therapy.

[@trentzulkiewicz5700]

Hang in there! I’ve also had the worst year of my entire life but helping to write music for this movie was also big time therapy. Get out there and create something!

[@Fluffy6555]

@trentzulkiewicz5700 I just find out my best friend's dog died, way to kick a woman while she's down 😂 Well done with the music! Each film has had a unique sound identity and am glad this one was no different. I actually have been creating, I contribute to the yearly oscar challenges and also made a fan made Columbo episode for my birthday last week with my friends. Also finished a novel and trying to get it published. Thanks for reaching out!

[@Joel-Haver]

So happy you’ve been creating art, that’s a great way to keep level through hardship. Brighter days lay ahead my friend❤️

[@Fluffy6555]

@Joel-Haver you have no idea how much your content has meant to me over the years, Joel. And what it means you've taken the time to wish me well. The movies you've made this year are some of your best content and inspire me to keep going. I love your outlook on art and life in general you show in your Joel Talks About Movies channel. Hope all that isn't too overwhelming because I know you're still just a human being with your own mistakes and struggles, but it means the world my favourite youtuber has faith in me.

[@Dontstopbelievingman]

The most fun part of a Joel Haver movie is imagining the creative process between a bunch of really good dudes who enjoy working together.

[@Joel-Haver]

I’m really happy the fun we have making these comes across, that’s super important to me!

[@ComedyBros5]

This is the single most bizarre and most hilarious thing I've ever seen. Absolutely phenomenal work. From the insanely awesome costume (especially the mascot Barrelly) and props (and the sweet decal work on the van) to the amazing dialogue, this one fired on all cylinders from start to finish. Thrilled to see Mason and Alex make a movie with you! Gus Johnson was the best a biggest surprise cameo I've ever seen in anything. I think he would've made a great Diarrhea Brother! I seriously can't pick a favorite scene from this! The sequence of the roll-away wild barrel was one of the most immersive, chaotic VFX sequences I've ever seen in my life! I also never had learning of the Doppler Effect through a movie about diarrhea on my bingo card. And another also, the scene where Dax drops in Trent ditches him mid-convo while Dax pledges his undying loyalty to finding his father's killer is one of the greatest things ever.

[@thetokutickler]

Three working class guys in beige hire a 4th member named Winston and then save the day? This is truly the Ghostbusters of movies about barrels of diarrhea!

[@t4me4]

I was thinking the same thing

[@infinitelybanta]

I will have more to say after I finish, but I wanted to say that Alex and Joel did a really good job in their “think like a kidnapper” fight scene. I’ve seen plenty of movies where it was less convincing punches.

[@milliams]

I though the same. Time to get the Corridor Crew on the case to explain how it was done.

[@pheobell7429]

Hey Joel, hope you see this comment. This is my favorite film of yours. It’s really inspiring to see someone who took sketch comedy on KZbin to a level where they found their voice in making a comedy flick. Lots of love from Oregon, keep em coming big dawg.

[@plotinuswashere]

i enjoyed this so much. it has a very meta, post-ironic stream-of-consciousness feel to it where it felt like the plot was being written and acted on the spot, it gets going one away then unexpectedly takes off into a random tangent, then pulls back into the main story and never mentions that part again, then takes some other unpredictable twists and turns so that you can never pin down exactly what it is, it never lets the audience in on the gag (aside from the overarching framework of diarrhea). anytime it begins ro make sense, something absurd happens and totally derails everything and throws you off , not letting you settle in to a normal narrative. i sat here enthralled, watched it from beginning to end, unable to tear my eyes away. i absoluely loved everything about this.

[@Marie-Annelise]

I can't believe this great piece of cinema is completely free to view on KZbin.

[@chillcreep4926]

My favorite moments were the failed musical number, the recurring Bechdel tests, and the pre-cancelled sequel. Oh, and Hubert. I love Hubert.

[@boots6384]

That barrel costume is really well made. Its smile pierces your soul

[@targaghjj]

God bless you boys! I have severe ADHD and my inability to find unpredictable entertainment has left me clinically depressed. This very odd film gave me true joy!

[@Joel-Haver]

Happy you could find joy in our tangents! Thanks for watching!

[@ellittiscool]

i enjoy how this film has a realistic and genuine depiction of depression and loneliness

[@ZackarySmigel]

The GoodLongPee boys are at again but this time instead of focusing on number 1 they are focusing on number 2. Great movie!

[@treytison1444]

"Do you want to tell the customer their diarrhea is cold? I don't." I hope they use this clip during the best picture nominees section.

[@adenansu]

This is legit one of the funniest things I've watched this year.

[@adenansu]

Okay, hear me out. "The Insipidus Sisters Save The Waterpark"

[@adenansu]

Two sisters, Becks and Del, use the money they inherited from their Uncle Bernardo to buy a waterpark. All the other characters spend the entire film telling them the plan isn't going to work, and keeps interrupting them whenever they try to do anything.

[@wovenrainbows]

I really appreciate that I came across this while sitting on the toilet with diarrhea

[@Joel-Haver]

You are doing a service to this world on that toilet, remember that

[@amoliski]

Pretty sure this entire sketch came from "You boys are shit delivery men. Thank you" and everything else was built around it.

[@NathanLathroum]

Had the pleasure to see this at an early screening. Seeing this in a theater was incredible. Possibly the most I've ever laughed at a movie. Ordering five barrels of diarrhea immediately.

[@aarona.aaronson9621]

Maybe give it another thought after the acid wears off

[@narwhakun]

Wow, what a fantastic film. Absououtly breathtaking. Had me rolling in my own diarrhea

[@guyinc0gnito]

People don’t even think of where their diarrhea comes from Until the day when the last drop of diarrhea dries up

[@YogiTheBearMan]

It’s tragic. When the diarrhea men do their job well, you don’t even realize where the diarrhea comes from

[@Romedaic]

this is actually my favorite film of yours ironically, I watched this with a bunch of friends and we've been quoting it non-stop since

[@athrack]

I can honestly say I both do and do not know what to expect from this.

[@Dreadbeatmusic]

this hurt my soul.. and i'm literally "on drugs"

[@Smokkedandslammed]

Expect the unexpected.

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

I would comment how bizarre of an idea for a movie this is, but I don't want to eat Joel out too hard about it.

[@Joel-Haver]

It’s not worth it to eat me out over that

[@non_brewed_condiment]

this is a BOLD premise

[@icy3785]

Honestly my favorite of this years feature lengths so far, fucking hilarious i feel like comedies like this arent around anymore, idk why but this felt nostalgic

[@pakuma3]

I know, for a movie about diarrhea, it was such a clean movie

[@TheEpicTeatime]

Best one yet. Just... Incredible work. The emotional depth, the deep storytelling, the cinnamonography...

[@vidiot9000]

lol!

[@shinydiglett]

One of the funniest films I've ever seen! I loved how every tangent started being brought back up at the end. The chain mechanism being the same as the nonsensical phone game had me in tears

[@gimmickfilms]

I was lucky enough to see the premiere. Best theatre experience of my life. A web of sketches that somehow fit together perfectly and are executed so well it’s almost like a fuck you to anyone who bristles at the thought of a feature film with diarrhea in the title

[@harbo11]

This is by far the best movie you have ever made Joel. Laugh out loud funny. I love Trent and Alex.

[@brittneyraeallday]

I’m so happy I got to be in a movie with my best friends 🥺🤍🤍🤍🤍

[@henrykester7915]

Where’d you get that shirt?

[@MsFelinaFox]

That entire character arc was amazing

[@alejandroaulestia]

Mason!! Man, I missed him so much. I was hoping you'd make a movie with him-he's one of the OG´s and a great actor

[@Joel-Haver]

Masons the best!! It was so great to make something together again!

[@jposse187]

@@Joel-Haveryeah it’s cool to see him again. It’s so funny when he’s drunk when you go to the party. One of my favorite skits.

[@jkarimb]

I love everything about it! I hope more absurd comedy feature films are in the future. And im definitely gonna rewatch this one

[@dopaminecloud]

This one really has the energy of some of my favorite shorts of yours. What a delight. Also great to see Mason again.

[@JerekBilbar]

GOODLONGPEE IS SO BACK BABY

[@eliwillsea4919]

This was so much better than I first anticipated, why did I even doubt. All the characters were fantastic, Winston was my favorite I think. I am absolutely pumped for a sequel.

[@cjweezil5206]

I'm amazed that you made a movie about diarrhea and the most disgusting skin-crawling scene was NOT diarrhea-related, but watching them ugly cry with snot clinging to their faces. Genuinely the best comedy movie I've seen this year.

[@blumblor4639]

I was worried that this wouldn't pass the bechdel test, good to see you pulled through!

[@sunnyd9884]

poopy jokes aside this was genuinely just really fun to watch thank you so much

[@Joel-Haver]

Thanks for watching❤️

[@chadnmaxwell]

That roll into the side table is a certified meme moment.

[@Slaughtermelon87]

The Doppler effect bit had me dying! Very funny film, great job everyone!

[@samuelceckowski7149]

This movie has it all and possibly spans across more genres than twins (DD vs AS). 10/10 definitely recommend for someone in any kind of mood to watch

[@DirkMcThermot]

Genuinely one of the best movies of 2024. Thank you for this!

[@PunkTubeCreature]

Seems like joel had a lot of fun with this one. Theres such a variety of effects and tropes in here that i dont think ive seen on this channel before. I love the goofy energy with some sweet moments mixed in.

[@owenjones4420]

this movie went insaneo style

[@leviturner4565]

This is your most maximalist and cinematic movie ever! This was Aweosme

[@Brigsky]

Watched this shit in a packed theater and it was awesome! Was crying laughing! Crazy for everyone who worked on the film to not tell us what it was before it started 🤣 So glad this movie exists

[@DrSleepless]

I'm really glad you're making films. This was a masterpieceofshit and I'm looking forward to the cinematic universe.

[@KlericYT]

Amazing. The bit with the musical note about confidence was perfect. I had to stop and share this beautiful film to another~

[@Sawdusty08]

I can't put into words how much I love this one. I think comedy is the best genre for this type of indie movies. When I watched your previous movies I kind of had to force myself, not because they're bad, it just feels weird to watch a serious feature on KZbin, but this shit fits right in. It's also the only one so far for me that feels truly complete and not just unique, but unique in a very satisfying way. I didn't even plan on watching the whole thing, but once I started I just couldn't stop lol. Generation defining stuff for sure

[@bradswim]

An unconventional tale told in an unconventional way that will forever leave an unconventional mark on my heart.

[@JakeBowenTV]

I've rewatched 13:12 eleven times.

[@HalcyonGames]

When you don't see it coming til you feel your bum running, Diarrhea, Diarrhea. I had no idea that when I was awoken in the middle of the night last night with terrible diarrhea it was a sign from the universe that Joel Haver was going to spray out such a wonderful new feature film today.

[@TheBallsAreHere]

Joel & co truly putting out some of the greatest cinematic work of the year. Absolutely love this and the whole series of movies you've dedicated yourself to making this year. Thank you, truly, thank you

[@metamay]

Trent playing dumb characters is just the absolute best thing in the world.Maybe the second best, or third, but definitely up there!

[@racheldeschaine]

31:31 thought this was gonna become a musical Edit: holy shit it did

[@枒]

Comment this a fourth time, maybe that’ll REALLY hammer the point in

[@racheldeschaine]

@ chill out it kept failing to post obviously didn’t do it on purpose

[@dennish.7708]

@@枒I also felt that at 31:31, this might turn into a musical. And it did! Did you notice that?

[@zitchaden]

This was just the gift that keeps on giving - the CGI, music, subtleness in all the actors performances. Too real ❤ Some of your best work

[@alexanderdaviescastle8134]

That ending really tied it all together, laughed throughout, loved it.

[@rho117-sigma83studios]

That date scene killed me through secondhand embarrassment.

[@M_C_me]

This feels exactly like a movie length version of something you’d see on Rick and Morty’s Interdimensional Cable, and I AM HERE FOR IT 🙌🏻

[@sergueipertsev1608]

Why wasn't I watching these masterpieces before! I was waiting for Joel to get back to short videos, to animations, and completely ignored these movies, movies that take so much dedication, effort, and every second of it, is as good as in short videos Joel and his team creates. It is very very difficult to keep creativity momentum for a whole film. Wow guys, just wow, thank you!

[@xezton]

This is the most amazing piece of cinema ever made, and will continue to be so for eons.

[@thomaslabat]

The way Dax the Policeman is sitting down is the most memorable thing I've seen since Citizen Kane.

[@mrjoshua17]

Very funny! Trent counting the barrels was a beautiful moment! I was hoping for an outtake reel at the end. I'm sure you guys had a blast filming this!

[@leedayunderwood]

To be honest I don’t even know what to say about this one. Joel must have *pulled this idea out of his butt* at the last second!

[@thordy9526]

One of the most profound movies I’ve ever seen. Joel, you’ve really captured the futility of the modern day working class and have expertly demonstrated that it’s not the shit work you do that matters, but it’s WHO you do the shit work with that matters at the end of the day. Can’t wait to pick up the Criterion Blu-Ray for this one.

[@JaredRietdyk]

Best of the year so far, will watch the 2nd diarrhea movie.

[@NealBauer]

From Brandon Rogers to The Diarrhea Brothers, this woman's face is splattered everywhere on my recommended page today!

[@marc54678]

I appreciate the tension in every scene that they move the heavy barrels. The sound effects, Winston hurting his back, the dumb and dumber-like dialogue and lack of logical responses to questions. Chef 's kiss!

[@slickwilli409]

You know, I thought I was too full to consume another Joel Haver movie... but somehow I instinctively opened the hatch when I laid eyes on this one. Probably because this movie is your _Airplane._

[@chickenman7487]

I laughed so hard that I almost shat my pants. This is comedy gold and I would endorse a sequel with all my heart! Rock on Joel!

[@BennyBall]

This is the Naked Gun of the internet

[@zero132132]

This is, without a doubt, the best movie about selling 400 pound barrels of diarrhea that's ever been made.

[@Shimimaro89]

Thank you for making this masterpiece, definetly changed my life, now I have something to watch when I'm constipated!

[@themagictoaster2472]

This is probably your best work yet. I had a smile on my face the entire time.

[@chrispridemore5562]

I laughed, cried, and had heavy diarrhea. 10/10

[@ACslaterACslater]

I came for the Haver, stayed for the Diarrhea.

[@Joel-Haver]

Usually it’s the other way around!

[@shasbucks]

Alex Martens is fucking hilarious. His voice acting always gets me. Thanks guys for making this masterpiece.

[@phreeesubz]

*"You wanna tell the customer their diarrhea is cold?? I don't!"*

[@JohnnyPoblano]

This is the greatest film I’ve ever seen in my whole life

[@DawsonLoudon]

This was absolutely amazing and un-expected. Huge laughs all the way through, loved the production and score. 5/7 best movie ever!

[@joshclark389]

I expect this to be in the Criterion Collection.Thank you for making videos and movies. Delivering the goods.

[@KenLieck]

I believe it fits the criteria to be included in the *Crepitation Collection,* actually.

[@MsFelinaFox]

I like how the chaos, wrecking ball barrel never gets addressed again 😂😂

[@adamgraf4059]

I'm callin it, this is the best one.