The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 5, Episode 13 - You're Under Arrest - Full Episode

After getting into a fight with Laura, Rob heads to the bar but winds up getting questioned by police when a woman gets injured.
One of television's most celebrated shows, "The Dick Van Dyke Show" follows the misadventures of comedy writer Rob Petrie. Starring the legendary Dick Van Dyke and Emmy Award winner Mary Tyler Moore. Stream every episode of the iconic sitcom, free on FilmRise Television.
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[@ss-mb5cy]

The GREATEST COMEDY EVER WRITTEN!!!! 🇺🇸

[@poetcomic1]

"Honey your up you got a swinging lamp and a hot television set." That line still cracks me up.

[@CamilleGG451]

SAME! 🤣 Funnily, I was thinking of that line the other day out of the blue and then thought about if you said it the other way around and which one is funnier and of course they always take that into account!

[@poetcomic1]

@@CamilleGG451 Comedy rhythm is a fine art.

[@Tmanaz480]

We had one of those rolling sets when I was a kid.

[@CamilleGG451]

@@poetcomic1 It sure is!

[@DamienMandeville-qi5um]

Classic and classy. A forgotten combination.

[@james_t_kirk]

*One of the funniest episodes, along with "It May Look Like A Walnut".*

[@bethb8276]

I loved that episode! All the walnuts coming out of the closet, lol. I've been looking for it in fact.

[@Camop-iz9kt]

Great "To Tell The Truth" joke at 20:09.

[@amierichan7231]

I know:-). I wonder how many people watching these episodes on KZbin are old enough to get the joke.

[@ironduke2000]

That "Guns of Navarrone" line has been lodged in my head since I saw this episode as an after-school rerun when I was a kid. Finally I saw "The Guns of Nararrone" at Quentin Tarantino's revival house in LA and understood that line: them guns is loud!

[@CamilleGG451]

🤣🤣🤣 Same here with that line, how funny!

[@poetcomic1]

Before we were spoiled by non stop action movies, Navarrone was considered a real 'roller coaster ride' of an exciting movie - not just that the guns were loud.

[@lisacolavito8319]

Me, too!

[@Tmanaz480]

Same here. I always wondered if the Seinfeld line "You were making out during Schindler's List?!" Was inspired by this.

[@CamilleGG451]

@@Tmanaz480 OMG you're right!! And you know of course that Jerry would have grown up watching this show too, and if those lines, if nothing else, are floating around in the back of our minds from watching as a kid! Oh yeah gosh that line on Seinfeld was too much! 😆

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

9:19, The Guns of Navarone Gag PART ONE 12:56, The Guns of Navarone Gag PART TWO 23:21, The Guns of Navarone Gag PART THREE

[@thestones8022]

jerrys voice on the tv movie at the beginning talk about low budget, lol.

[@garyfrancis6193]

That happened a few times.

[@CamilleGG451]

@@garyfrancis6193 Yes, it did! 🤣 (also, Carl got in there occasionally too 😆)

[@docadams7099]

@@CamilleGG451 Carl Reiner supplied the voice of Uncle Spunky ("When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen"), the water cooler gurgling ("Unfty Untz"), the radio announcer ("Bupkis") the TV horror movie actor ("It May Look Like a Walnut") and did voice work in several other episodes. Dick Van Dyke also played Rob's Uncle Hezekiah ("The Great Petrie Fortune").

[@CamilleGG451]

@@docadams7099 Wow- Awesome! Thx for letting me know! That's hilarious about the water cooler and I hear it now 🤣

[@chi42girl]

In the office after Rob got off the phone with the police, Sally called her an old lady. Rob never said she was old at that point. All he said was they said I hit some lady in a bar.

[@jeangruen833]

Great show!! QUIT INTERRUPTING!!😑

[@518hs]

The description of the show is wrong. Dick went to a drive-in theater, not a bar.

[@dave1283]

I doubt Rob COULD beat up an old woman.

[@stephenstumbke1721]

Do you mean morally or not having the physical strength

[@johnchristophersutton9706]

Why would he want to?

[@ddruxman3579]

9:35 If you need a lawyer just call and ask for Manny Sheker! He snuck in a great lawyer joke if you know Yiddish, yuk yuk.

[@poetcomic1]

Isn't a sheker a drunk?

[@ddruxman3579]

@@poetcomic1 Nope, shikker is drunk. Shekker is a lie, (Yiddish and Hebrew both). Hence, he sneakily pulled off the lawyer/lier line, and possibly he did it as an ad lib with no one the wiser. He was hilarious!

[@poetcomic1]

@@ddruxman3579 I'm seventy and my parents & grandparents spoke Yiddish and didn't teach it to us because they wanted their sons to be Jack Armstrong, All American Boy. I have regretted all my life that the Yiddish connection was broken with my generation. We picked up some stray words of Yiddish is all.

[@ddruxman3579]

@@poetcomic1 Yup, that's so common. My parents didn't know Yiddish. I picked it up from my community, my peers, and eventually from a place i worked for a few years! Each with very different dialects and accents, but was worth it! Now i can bluff my way very well through conversations with the truly fluent :) But, lots of funny faux pas memories. My favorite story is probably one my mother recalls, she's now 85 "kinna hora" - her parents kept Yiddish as their secret language, more to have a way to talk to each other confidentially in front of the kids and the kids wouldn't understand...supposedly. Well, my mom thought she figured out what a certain epithet meant just by listening, called her teacher by that word one day, and ended up in the principal's office. She thought it meant monster, not so nice either, but as she told the principal, "Momzer? That just means monster. That's not so bad. My mother calls my father that all the time!"

[@MrMenefrego1]

@@poetcomic1 That's interesting, my parents did the same only with Italian; they needed their secret language.

[@judyvalencia3257]

That old women actress was so good, I wanted to belt her!

[@chereecargill355]

"You slept through 'The Guns of Navarone'?!!"

[@CamilleGG451]

14:23 lol

[@teijaflink2226]

This show sure is old, I mean you Guns of Navarrone in the movies, it's a good, entertaining movie imo so I felt bit offended too that he slept through as I remember as a kid I sneaked to watch it when I was supposed to sleep.

[@kristabrewer6736]

I don't miss Jerry on this show, but why hasn't he been on in so long!

[@carldamacion3740]

He was the director of the episode

[@micahbush5397]

4:12 "Rob, there aren't any sides!" "Except for the police, they're always on the good side." Um, this is the 1960s. Has Rob been paying ANY attention to national news?

[@saran3214]

Um then don't ever call the police.

[@jessicabrown2056]

Television

[@jb6712]

One of the worst episodes ever. The writers made "Rob" far too stupid and nervous, too yappy and jumpy, far more than most people would be.