The Disgusting Parts of History

[@FayeClegg]

The term "Piss Poor" comes from being so poor from not having a job your family urinated in a bucket and sold it to the leather tanneries. If you where unlucky enough to not afford a bucket you where that poor "You Didn't Have A Pot Too Piss In"

[@joannstonebarger3545]

Thank you for that. I found that very interesting.

[@wheelmanstan]

I actually saw this is that funny comedy show Plebs..during Roman times...I don't recall them using the phrase but they were poor, running a bar and selling the urine for that. haha, piss is also great for your garden

[@KAT-dg6el]

Don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

[@jongriffin6004]

42 years I’ve never even thought about the origins of that term, lol. Very interesting, thank you!

[@ForOrAgainstUs]

@@joannstonebarger3545 Mmmm, indubitably.

[@talbotd27]

I thought Ari was Paul Stamets at first 😂

[@sholtodepuma]

Well it is that time of year after all!

[@portuguesepossum3165]

🍄 🤣🍄

[@juicedawell2402]

Fucking same! 😂

[@donganger4936]

Thought he was Cat Stevens

[@CDSAfghan]

Haha ya

[@kendarsin]

Imagine going back to the "middle ages" and finding out its nothing like whats written in history.

[@Interestinguiniyyah]

Why? Lol

[@thatroonstboi6231]

history is written by the victors

[@kendarsin]

@@Interestinguiniyyah Because you shouldn't believe everything youre told.

[@Interestinguiniyyah]

@@kendarsin no problem. But why is your imagination more reliable than historical records?

[@Interestinguiniyyah]

@@thatroonstboi6231 that's why there's a thing called historiography

[@Syko1985]

The amount of detail Joe goes into explaining how you are present in that time and space is hilarious 😂 we get it Joe.

[@abhishek_jarali]

yes. but his friends don't get that. they keep asking dumb questions by finding loopholes in his hypothetical scenarios

[@dturtles33]

Read the comments, plenty of people listening didn't understand

[@Brandon-tk2rw]

it's what happens EVEYTIME a dumb guy smokes weed

[@stash.]

The way Joe talks about Coffin boats from ireland as if it taken a few months when in reality taken 2 years due to NewYork plague quarantine policy

[@staynielherbayn657]

@@abhishek_jarali that’s what you call a conversation with friends.

[@Peppercorn69]

“Middle aged whores were 8 back then” 😂😂 you foul for that one joe

[@jaysven6153]

Had me laughing hard out loud

[@justadummy8076]

Ari acting like he didn’t know 😂

[@TrunkyDunks]

......."Jackpot"...... XD

[@LP004]

People today can’t fathom how unbelievably privileged they are, if we traveled back in time we’d be absolutely screwed

[@rh81454]

Most people never leave their zip code yet they have such strong opinions of other countries/cultures good or bad. My favorite country has to be Austria because of the architecture, musems, people, culture, language but the scenery is so beautiful. For adopting what works best in a meritocratic economy/society ; Singapore. My least: Afghanistan. For all the things you said.

[@abrammedrano4392]

​@@rh81454my favorite is Mexico...the food and beer.

[@rh81454]

@@abrammedrano4392 Nice. The architecture there is nice especially the pre hispanic sites. I went to the exact location where Moctezuma and Cortes met and the to the pyramids outside of Mexico City.

[@abrammedrano4392]

@@rh81454 yes those are very impressive to say the least.

[@abrahampedraza7695]

@@rh81454amazing

[@Enigmatized13]

The interesting thing is, apparently people out in the countryside and villages were living healthier lives than many of the royalty simply because they were doing labour and keeping fit, whereas kings were gluttonous and suffering with health issues due to over indulgence. Even the poor people in the countryside were living on fresh caught fish and foraged ingredients.

[@Reliford]

Yeah they had the ability, to pick and choose what they offered up. "Terrible yield again royal messenger" as they fork down all the good fresh fish and crops

[@themk4982]

I am not sure how accurate this is. Many peasants suffered malnutrition and many foods with the best nutrition value was for nobles, like the finest meats, different fruits etc. Further, up until the 1400s, male nobles who were not destined to the clergy almost all were competent warriors who were expected to fight in battles, often at the front lines.

[@embracerodusk2537]

Kind of like today.

[@williampoole1742]

I see someone watched Modern History TV's video lol

[@sdebellis1]

Their health issues were from being inbred

[@TERMINAL-BALLISTICS]

Meanwhile, Ari Shaffir looks like he just time-warped from the medieval ages with only 3 baths in his life.

[@KimberlyAMcbride]

ha! Sand Sloth!

[@MaryVegas-yo2qf]

Thank you for the😂😂comment

[@rexhayabusa]

thats Ari??! I didn't even recognize him lmao

[@DeadHandX]

Beards are fckn disgusting,to look at someone's bearded face is the same as looking to a hairy butth*le.

[@dmonvisigoth1651]

You're not wrong.

[@scottbambam]

The Crew was having a great time at around 4 hours into this 5 hour long Podcast, this was a great episode and Jamie begins to plays Freebird Live at the guitar 🎸 solo the boys are jammin and Jamie starts using a really cool fade effect from each of their cameras into the next guys and its looks so cool. Watching thos thing stoned was a really good time. Another great Protect Our Parks Episode, what a great time.

[@jesselund360]

That "Jackpot" hit diffffffferent

[@brandon7301]

huh..? youre weird bud,

[@wyattmichael3054]

@@brandon7301grow up and take a joke loser

[@WHiT3_SHAD0W]

Love the frequent protect our parks episodes, always super entertaining with plenty of interesting and funny topics. Looking forward to watching the full episode!

[@bennypit4411]

Could do without Mark Normand, annoying as heII trying to be funny.

[@AngelinaDaRose]

Bro mark is funny af

[@brunoboy98]

@@bennypit4411i think that about ari lol

[@user-bf5vi6yg8n]

@@AngelinaDaRoseI like mark but he’s a lot

[@Camroc37]

"Sacagawea? Sack lunch." Mark Normand

[@thenopasslook]

“men are philosophical about bullshit” - patrice o’neal (rip)

[@machinediem4717]

man was truly ahead of the times

[@bap9416]

I will always upvote Patrice quotes no matter the context.

[@BreadstickAssassin]

​@@bap9416 this ain't reddit

[@wolvves4293]

People bathed all the time back in the medieval times. It's a common misconception. Believe it or not, people, even back then, liked to smell good, and not like shit. And people think the average life expectancy was like 15 years old, which is another misconception. Thats taking infant mortallity into account, babies and children died very often, but if you made it to adult hood there was a good chance you could live into your 60s or higher.

[@cattysplat]

It's a different kind of washing. Like a wet rag on a stick. They would clean their sweaty parts sometimes multiple times a day, because no anti perspirant and hard manual labor for most jobs. They didn't stand in a shower for 10 minutes getting blasted by hot water and powerful soaps. They also did cover up with incredibly powerful perfumes.

[@Sylvester4571]

You read history, I can tell

[@treojoe1077]

There was an educational game back in the 90s called "Buried in Time" that was based on this premise. You were in a suit that allowed you to travel in time where you were invisible to everyone (or thing) around you. You could not interact with your surroundings but observe and had to answer questions to move forward.

[@FreshCutFrenchFries]

Ancient Rome had dozens of fountains and baths. They had indoor plumbing and sewage systems sending waste away from the city, all of which were not seen until the dawn of the 1900 century

[@AztecUnshaven]

There were other kingdoms that also bathed often and had plumbing before 19th century. Mesoamericans (Azteca, Purepecha) washed often, as did many Muslim kingdoms through the Middle Ages.

[@FreshCutFrenchFries]

@AztecUnshaven I have seen no evidence of this. Indoor plumbing for all residents and sewage systems? Ok.. Can you provide a web link/video to a credible source?

[@mattc6015]

@@FreshCutFrenchFriesdefinitely not all residents but important buildings often had it

[@i8764theKevassitant]

​@@AztecUnshavenshout out to our boy Nezahualcoyotl, the warrior architect who was hunted from childhood until he raised an army to regain tenochtitlan and texcoco. His sky baths are still insane to see

[@i8764theKevassitant]

​@@AztecUnshavenpurepecha were wild. Crazy unique architecture and likely the home of famous "seers"

[@Spicy6969]

So nice of Joe to have a homeless man on the show and give him bud lite.😂

[@makingd.o.123]

Yeah I was wondering how much of that Bill gates money they got to drink it and make sure we could see the label

[@huskiefan8950]

I assume you mean Ari 😅

[@pinecone1811]

I saw that bud light and was what took me to the comment section lol. I thought they were done and that basically EVERYONE had refused to drink. Cheap joe lol

[@RapMusicTodaySA]

Joe's like a prison pod boss amongst his friends

[@scottbambam]

He's an "Orderly" in the Assylum. 😂

[@katashley1031]

When studying Shakespearean acting we did a deep dive into the everyday life of an average person back then. It was brutal. No amount of incense or perfumed hankerchiefs would help.

[@cattysplat]

Something like 50% of children never made it to age 2. Women dying in childbirth happened all the time. Men dying in a war or mine happened all the time.

[@BigChief31290]

Sack lunch lol. I hate his puns but love his commitment. Someone needs to make a compilation of every single one

[@MannyWock]

Sorry I didn’t understand could u explain pls

[@glennl70]

When I am able to backpack, or even car camp, is when the reality of modern civilization hits home. It's good to remember how blessed we are, at least in modernized countries. Flip a switch and a light comes on, turn a faucet for water, push a handle to flush, turn a knob to cook. On the flip side, it's sometimes relaxing to be out of cell phone range for a week.

[@Inertia888]

I do love trekking out, and camping with what i can carry on my back. But knowing that i can go home at some point, makes it easier. If I had to live out there, for the rest of my life, my life would not be very long, I imagine.

[@erichgross7644]

This is especially true if you ever go winter camping. I love it. Makes me reflect on how easy life has become. We cannot forget how good we have it, and how hard it was for generations before us.

[@maga2.062]

Here's a novel idea, turn your phone off if you need time away from it.

[@somerandomguy706]

Nothing like that first shower after a week in the woods.

[@scottbambam]

AMEN TO THAT!!!

[@devanvieira9174]

Joe needs to have these guys on more often i love their vibe & chemistry. i can listen to them talk about anything and make dry jokes about it, they're funny lol

[@lukejaeger47]

This is their 9th episode together

[@bennypit4411]

Except Mark Normand. Tries too damn hard and just isn't funny. He might get a one liner here and there but 95% of the time he's just annoying as heII.

[@lukejaeger47]

@@bennypit4411 criminally bad take. He has clever word play and dead pan delivery because he isn’t even trying. Just saying the first thing on his mind

[@devanvieira9174]

​@@lukejaeger47need 9 more

[@yaego]

sounds like a you problem@@bennypit4411

[@kevina.4036]

One detail many lose perspective on: Written history is exactly that; an account of events past by people of a bygone era. Those are people with the similar biases, agendas, and prejudices that exist today.

[@NasiCampur.]

Worse, because they had less information

[@Double_Vision]

"Old tools are better". Maybe, but the old tools we have today were the best made ones which lasted the longest.

[@therainman7777]

I think everyone knows that.

[@Captain_Insano_nomercy]

It's history 101 if you're getting a degree in history

[@tonyp.1463]

​@@NasiCampur.Haha no. Just because you have siri doesn't make you or I any better. The abundance of misinformation that exists today stumps even our best and brightest minds from finding the truth. More doesn't equal better.

[@cattysplat]

In the 1950s my Irish immigrant grandfather to Glasgow in Scotland, could not get a job because of discrimination, he would sweep horse manure from the streets to sell as fertiliser and collect sticks to bundle sell as firestarters. Yes fireplaces were still the primary way to heat your home until smogs caused health scares and new fireplaces were banned, horses were still well used in the UK for deliveries until the 1960s when cars became affordable for working people. The tenement block of flats my mother lived in had 1 communal bathroom per floor and that was lucky, others only had outhouses outside. It really wasn't that long ago, still in living memoriy.

[@adammotschenbacher8473]

Imagine a group of Middle Ages guys traveling to the future and sitting in on this JRE podcast.

[@realcodyk1127]

I miss Rogan on youtube

[@Bil2221]

He’s on Dailymotion app

[@DreSttarr-yi7lz]

& rumble and Spotify

[@Jb-jq4de]

All of it on Spotify free no adverts

[@jamalalkaabi8]

For me Spotify is better for not having ads on the podcast. What I miss is the comments section 😂

[@Somegoy]

I've had a hard time since he went to Spotify too. I don't feel like anything is the same as much as it is.

[@ericbrumfield5893]

Id go the resurrection, then stand by that tomb.

[@Rayon811]

1. Ancient Egypt, least known times. 2. Alexander the Great India expedition. 3. Genghis Khan death. 4. Fall of Roman Empire. 5. French revolution.

[@TsMHicks]

A person of history! Add the building of machu picchu

[@joeyroufosse5821]

The battle of himera The Carthaginian invasion of Sicily when the tyrant Dionysius lead Syracuse The festival of Zeus in akragas after the temple of Zeus was built there.

[@donmaidonmai]

Library of Alexandria

[@timmy-wj2hc]

The 300 Spartans vs Persians, see Greek 🔥 boats. Samurais Battles Tenochtitlan

[@noahjones1192]

What were they really doing in Göbekli Tepe

[@Tom-V]

"There's a million Jason Voorhees' outside" 😂

[@edupbeat]

The mud during the Marie Antoinette era, in France was so putrid that if a dress or garment would drag on the ground, it would erode within hours from the acid coming from the manure accumulating on the ground.

[@bobbylambe4218]

“Thatd be fun, if you were like 1890’s and you were just Not the racist guy” had me fucking dying already😂

[@Belenus3080]

Joe would just start dropping N bombs because it’s still cool then

[@replexity]

@@Belenus3080just like you fr

[@bennypit4411]

You really found something Mark Normand said funny.... Well I guess there's that one guy that does. He's Annoying as heII and tries too damn hard, replace him with Theo.

[@bikersoncall]

1:33 Best comment of the show; '''He's usin' up the water'' haha...🤣

[@DreSttarr-yi7lz]

Ikr hahahahahahahahah 🤣🤣 so funiiiiiiiiiii hahahahahahahahaha 🤣 that bit with the water hahahahahahaha😅😅

[@kanegarvey848]

​@DreSttarr-yi7lz wow

[@Stormz.1337]

Maybe that’s exactly what most UFOs are: Time travellers in bulletproof bubbles watching us fail over and over again.

[@TheoriginalBillBraskey]

I’m more inclined to believe it. Especially when you look at what happening with the gene pool and cross breeding.

[@justsomeguy1141]

This is my absolute favourite combination of people on a podcast ever and it’s 5h! Let’s gooo

[@eddyspaghetti90_]

Damn, Ari slowly turning into one of Davy Jones locker's goons

[@geraldking4080]

Donner party took the Hastings Cutoff across the Great Salt Lake desert instead of the CA/OR trail route around the north side of the GSL. Horses were OK, but wagons sank into the sand. They lost enough time to die in the Sierra.

[@longiniusspear4565]

Well, about the Donner party. The party was going over late in the season, but they did plan for it. They had food stashed at the emergency camp. THe problem was the huge snow drifts made it impossible to find the food just a few hundred feet outside the cabin. Lots went out, and they got lost and died looking for the food that was just outside. Those were the people they ate.

[@surft]

Didn't they kill and eat their native American guides first?

[@longiniusspear4565]

They didn't have native guides, this wasn't luis and clark, it was a well known passageway through the mountains. @@surft

[@bobdavidsonm.d.7214]

​@@surft Dark meat, is not as good , as white meat.

[@Lonesome__Dove]

​@@surftlmao. Who told you that?

[@foenemgrave916]

⁠@@longiniusspear4565they did have 2 native guides, and they did eat them first. The guides were the ones that cautioned against taking the shortcut, Hastings Cutoff, which was brand new and hadn’t even been blazed yet.

[@kingjams]

W to Jamie for the production, the split screens was excellent, and then going back and forth with everyone's reaction on the guitar song. W episode.

[@Howling.4K]

1:08 "jackpot" That timing was perfect 🤣

[@KimberlyAMcbride]

I would love to see Mozart and Beethoven conduct live!!!!! Would love to see musical performances of the past. Seeing The Doors live would be cool too.

[@alo4912]

Thats my man lol. "Wanna go back to the beginning of time bro?" "Fuck that lets go see the Doors" 🤝

[@dogmosatchmo]

Jim Morrison would just scream incoherent lyrics at you for 30 minutes live

[@alo4912]

@dogmosatchmo yeah dude we wanna go to heaven ok, let us have this

[@mplslawnguy3389]

@@dogmosatchmoThey had some good songs, but they also had a lot of absolute self-indulgent shit.

[@KD400_]

@@alo4912 shes a woman not a man lol what's ur point

[@marc-etiennemercier6584]

I'd go back to the golden era of piracy. Must be amazing to watch a ship attacking another and seeing those iconic characters like Edward Teach, Charles Vane, Henry Morgan, etc.

[@korbindallas4552]

Stede Bonnet

[@aurelius8734]

Most piracy was rather dull. It was mostly merchants meekly giving up their goods without a fight. If pirates found themselves fighting proper Royal or Spanish ships they might get off a broadside or two before they were absolutely destroyed

[@marc-etiennemercier6584]

@@aurelius8734 That's what I wanna see ;) pirates vs navies.

[@ekothesilent9456]

@@marc-etiennemercier6584quality of life in those days was horrible. Everyone was getting robbed constantly and most governments were feifdoms or colonies.

[@marc-etiennemercier6584]

@@ekothesilent9456 You're right. I'm pretty sure what people wanna see is the negative stuff though. Like war, piracy, murders, torture, etc.

[@sixstrings2]

Would love to see what dinosaurs actually looked like also would love to watch a 1927 Yankees game….

[@devinmichaelroberts9954]

Gillis new special is FIRE. Best special I've seen from this group so far.

[@Fennsjamin]

“Hi hungry I’m Steve 😂” *gets clawed to death*

[@oompa765]

“You’d be in an invisible bullet proof bubble and no one would see you”

[@lovetownsend]

I think of the hand-to-hand combat in the past. Looking at a screaming grown man in his eyes only 4 feet away from you with the intent to land his sword through your shoulder, and not only the nerves of that but now you gotta kill the bastard too! While avoiding even a shin cut or your dead.

[@mplslawnguy3389]

I wouldn’t want to get shot either, but hand to hand combat is something else. Absolutely brutal. I’m sure it looked nothing like hollywoods portrayals of it.

[@WeallAreAdults]

Indeed, Like op said 1 swing and you'd prob die from an infected wound lol@@mplslawnguy3389

[@Bigzzeus]

@@mplslawnguy3389yeah but I a imagine in a chaotic way it would be worse

[@mplslawnguy3389]

@@Bigzzeus I would imagine it was complete chaos. The life of a soldier hundreds of years ago was a very brutal one.

[@cattysplat]

@@mplslawnguy3389 Also how it was all about numbers of men. The moment it becomes clear the fight is turning to one side advantage, the losing side is routed and starts running for their lives, fall behind and you're just cut down.

[@alvaromendez475]

Shane Gillis new comedy special is a gem! There’s levels to the comedy game and Shane is on top.

[@freethinker3716]

Shane the Great

[@Photik]

Agrredddddddd

[@PickleLicker357]

Mark and Shane are just too damn good

[@UltimaPowers]

Ari and Shane are dressed like they're in witness protection.

[@collieee2957]

This podcast is so great, I’m genuinely happy when I see there’s a new protect our parks episode

[@ffnovice7]

Wholesome

[@INFINITEBLAZN]

My son saw Shane Gillis and Andrew Schulz at West Chester and asked Schulz if he tells his barber to just start a fade line but don't finish it 😂😂😂

[@gordonsmith5589]

😂😂😂

[@Jb-jq4de]

Schulz and Shane 2 of the best

[@accidentalpatient4152]

I would just go to present day north sentinel island, but in an iron man suit. I would wait out their attacks until they realise the iron man suit is untouchable, just to see what their next move would be. Would they run and hide or would they bow down believing it was a god of some sort

[@wompbozer3939]

They would light your shit on fire bro

[@accidentalpatient4152]

@@wompbozer3939 against an iron man suit? I highly doubt that, would energy beam tf out of them

[@accidentalpatient4152]

@@CaptainTodger69 nah not worship, it needs to be them specifically to witness what they are like with the vague knowledge of the outside world existing but in modern time. See how they conceptualise the world outside, what they know and what creation myths they have created

[@alexandros27.]

I think you would accidentally wipe them out . Suppose you catch a cold . Since they aren't vaccinated or resistant to any virus they would all perish

[@accidentalpatient4152]

@@alexandros27. from inside the iron man suit that’s airtight, and from a distance? Nah

[@kanomorojele4956]

2:06 😂🤣.. Joe didn't wanna comment.

[@al69420]

“Crapping into holes in the ground and not washing their but holes” 😂 damnit rogan you got me with that one lol

[@slipknotmfkr3]

This may be one of the greatest JRE clips ever.

[@TheAfterShowbutLater]

100% Protect our Parks is the greatest pod ever.

[@TvGunslingeRvT]

And 100 years later ppl will say "wow 2000's was wild as hell"

[@cattysplat]

Considering we'll all be living in pods whilst the robots bring us our meals whilst we argue about stupid stuff that doesn't matter, no doubt.

[@jaysven6153]

We living in these time and I’m already thinking “this is wild”

[@HKGunPlay]

As a plumber I have seen houses full out shit. A first floor apartment in a high rise building tenants was a snow bird. So New York summer Florida winter. He was gone and the building line stopped up and he had six months of feces in his apartment almost a foot thick 😂

[@royaljthevibe]

Woahhhh “jackpot” is crazy lol

[@scottbambam]

Watching the Pod on Spotify, at 4hrs 9mins in and Jamie is Rockin Lynard Skynard and he's using the "fading images effect" of their different cameras into the next person is so cool 😎 that and the song choice they're all ROCKIN it's so cool to watch, everyone including me was having a great time. This was 1 of the best eps and at over 5 hours 1 of the longest eps ever, VERY COOL. #protectourparks9 TheJreonspotifyep2030awesome

[@borisregain7512]

The romans came to england about 2k years ago (dont quote me exactly) and brought with them the aqua system and sanitary crapping......after they got kicked out the english went back to crapping off the edge of castles into the river.......for about another 500 years! 🤔

[@nodruj8681]

The both used cesspits actually.. so little changed for the vast majority of the population

[@cattysplat]

The Vikings and Norman French added some civilisation to barbaric Britain.

[@boxedbyexoticz3761]

brings me back to joey diaz "he is changing flavours" king louis daily

[@NM50555]

I'd go see Jesus perform miracles

[@amd91501]

I’d break it down how people break down magic tricks

[@Scott-fy7fm]

I'd go back to bring back video evidence the Jesus story was all a myth

[@Youraveragesillygoober-s6p]

All fun in games till he looks you dead in the eye and says "You aren't supposed to be here my child" and teleports you back

[@CHEVYCAMARO4GEN]

“Magic tricks”

[@Oneminreviews-2k]

😂

[@jeffjacobson59]

In the words of Joey Diaz. A sweaty monkey is a beautiful thing. Words to live by

[@Snoy_Fly]

Yup, that sounds like something Joey Diaz would say🤣

[@Vikings-Brewers-UFC-WWII]

The fact that GIllis' joke saying "jackpot" wasn't really noticed, kills me hahaha

[@starboy32]

ari wanting to see pol pot villages is super illuminating to how deviant and grotesque his brain works

[@Redbeef0]

I would've went back to 711 AD, when the Moors took over Spain. Would've been crazy to watch the battle💯.

[@rexvisitor44]

That was the Moops.

[@Setman]

Cleaning up the dirty savages of the medieval times

[@DrSpaceman42]

@@rexvisitor44 the card says moops..

[@aaronaaron2405]

I'd want to be Ibn Batutta. Guy had the most fun life ever.

[@hpensive]

Third Punic War for me, Id like to see Carthage before it was destroyed.

[@Alexanders-Type-I-Civilization]

I would go to Mexico exactly 10 minutes before the impact of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs to see all hell go lose.

[@jameycockrell5481]

Did that happen is mexico...I didn't know that. I thought it was panghea

[@requix11]

Exactly my answer. And I’d record it and bring back the footage. Would be the craziest video to ever exist

[@pottheed1911]

@@jameycockrell5481 it was in what it known as Yucatan now in the peninsula of Yucatan to be exact.

[@musicjunk8266]

I'd go back and watch the Boring Billion.

[@wheelmanstan]

Yeah I'd need to the biggest events take place. The only think I'd care about seeing involving humans would be seeing them build the great pyramid...but I'm not sure how many days I'd need for that. haha okay I might exchange that to see the Roswell crash debris Honestly I'd be too damn scared to watch an asteroid blow up Earth from a bubble, but I'd definitely want to see Tyrannosaurus fighting a Triceratops or the largest saurapods doing their thing. I hear that Tyrannosaurus actually hunted Alamosaurus..imagine having front seats to that. Decisions, decisions...

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

these men do more for the environment than i ever could. keep those parks safe boys!

[@SwapBlogRU]

You sent your bots to the wrong video.

[@replexity]

@@SwapBlogRU Rogan calls these pods “protect our parks” I believe. It’s a series at this point, but that’s what Jonny is saying

[@TYSMpod]

Marks one liners bro 😂 “Sacagawea? Sack lunch.”

[@danielbooth5035]

The man lighting the first fire, seeing people's reactions.

[@ankurroy3979]

There should be more movies on the Spanish Inquisition in South America. That was a brutal time which changed the ethnicity of a continent.

[@vladislav4o2010]

The spanish inquisition had nothing to do with South America.

[@ankurroy3979]

@@vladislav4o2010 A lot in Peru but in many other areas too. There was a point where most of the natives got pushed towards the mountains (Peru, Chile region) where a lot of genocide took place. The inquisition wasn't just in the Iberian Peninsula. It reached Central America and even in Mexico.

[@redbullsauberpetronas]

​@@ankurroy3979the human sacrifices will stop, the sun "god" worship will stop

[@cattysplat]

You mean the Conquistadors.

[@hoofhearted6900]

2 of the best comics in the game!....joined by Ari, and Joe

[@lean.2366]

Love how protect our parks replaced the fighter and the kid on JRE lmao

[@metalrocker627]

The Donner party we’re just one of many pioneers in covered wagon times. Most of which went by the Oregon Trail going out West. Well the Donner party sought to go through the Sierra Nevada mountains thinking it was a short cut and take less miles off the trip, but it in fact added 300 or so extra miles. Not to mention the elevation. Hence they became bogged down in snow and resorted to cannibalism in order to survive.

[@efrainegonzalez7433]

shane with the "jackpot" lmaooooo

[@andohish27]

Dude it wasnt even 7 min into the pod and Normand had me laughing my ass off at his lightning fast quips

[@Belenus3080]

He’s brilliant. I saw him live a few months ago and literally everything he said killed. There was almost no breathing in between his jokes, he was just rattling them off like a machine gun. Crowd was losing it

[@andohish27]

@@Belenus3080 nice you're lucky lol.I've been wanting to see him for a while

[@bennypit4411]

Normand is the part I hate about these podcasts, dude is annoying as heII and tries too damn hard. Replace him with Theo.

[@Belenus3080]

@@bennypit4411 replace sociopath Ari with Theo and I’d like it better

[@barrybark8610]

As a European, this is so moronic, yet so good.

[@nffclacey]

Is this not just common knowledge that everywhere was hell we live in the best times for everyone I'd rather be a common man today then a king of the past

[@chickenfishhybrid44]

Go feed your superiority complex someone else. Maybe on some shitty European podcast or platform.

[@NotaGabeItch]

@@nffclacey2023 is not the best times in NA. There have been better periods this this one. I assume you live with your parents and don’t see the repercussions from a failing society and a somewhat struggling economy for the lower-middle class. Everything is so expensive and has made it harder to live for lots of people.

[@guitarthrasher81]

You take pride in your shit stacked history

[@zroysum]

@@NotaGabeItch What time period specifically would be better to live in than now?

[@rockerdude725973]

“Protect Our Parks” are seriously some of the best episodes on JRE. I’m not even a fan of Ari Shaffir but this is still a perfect trio

[@gusthejoker85]

They have become way funnier than the Fight Companions

[@bennypit4411]

Could do without Mark Normand tho. Dude is annoying. Replace him with Theo.

[@marsoblivi0n945]

They’re all pretty annoying. I skip all the parks episodes. Insufferable

[@tjkeeble8434]

@@bennypit4411bro commented this 10 times

[@AroundTheWorldWithEase]

These hangouts, with these guys in particular, are more fascinating to me than many of the guests.

[@jongriffin6004]

Watching the storming of the beaches of Normandy would be kinda fun to see.

[@gordonsmith5589]

Fun?

[@TheoriginalBillBraskey]

I like to watch what actually happened after Hitler took power. How did it all play out.

[@jongriffin6004]

@@TheoriginalBillBraskey me too. Would be interesting.

[@mrforte9462]

Always thought it'd be nice to live around 1850 but then I realize how how horrible it must have smelled... Bo is no joke.

[@trendybistro]

You're right he was a Heisman winner, probowler and MLB All-Star. Bo was certainly no joke!

[@mrforte9462]

@@trendybistro BO knows but B O is no joke.

[@fullout42]

You’d get used to it..

[@Belenus3080]

Look up the great stink of London. I believe it was around that time. The city had been smelling so bad it was declared an emergency, and they had to bring in engineers to completely reinvent the city’s waste management system. They even relocated parliament temporarily until it was fixed

[@joshythehand2960]

People actually carried around small viles of vinegar.and would dap it on their pits several times a day. Acid neutralizes another acid. That's why vinegar is the best thing there is to remove cat piss from a carpet. And back then all coats were wool. We still haven't come up with something that traps and holds heat like it. A soaking wet wool blanket will still retain 80% of your body heat.. so unless it was freezing.. they were all sweating their asses off all the time. You can actually find all kinds of neat little containers they used for the vinegar. Some made of gold with gems.. custom ones in the shape of insects or birds. EVERYONE carried one... cause we all STANK

[@philobetto5106]

(2008) Larry Sinclair Press Conference Exposing Barack Obama (FULL)

[@krtong]

I feel like if Shane was a closer friend to Joe, Joe would be forcing Shane on some crazy exercise regimen and getting him into the NFL. Shane just has that dog in him.

[@zachbinkley7150]

all the talk of hygiene and ari looks like he just rolled out from under a bridge haha

[@xdabsx1]

What Joe was trying to describe is to use the Chronovisor that’s in the basement of the Vatican. Peek into any point in time

[@iamatlantis1]

Thats what i was thinking. "they" do have that technology already. whatever is here watching and abducting us has it too I think. maybe just us from the future, hard to say.

[@HawaiianPunch557]

Perfect Mark Normand ending lmaoo

[@alo4912]

1. Van halen in 1978 2. Metallica in 1986 3. Pantera in 1996 Thats it, Id be happy with those

[@soggyurethra4112]

Shane’s Irish accent 6:23 😂😂😂

[@Awk_Word]

Ari looking like Kevin Dulli from the movie Blow (the guy who tells on Boston George at end) 😂

[@Zakariahdeadinside]

Imagine the amount of mudbutt that was going around during king Louis rain if he only took three baths in his entire life, plus there was no toilet paper back then, so you most likely wipe your ass with your hand or a cloth chances are there was a whole bunch of mudbutt going on

[@DeltaCDN]

They would sometimes have communal poop wipers that was just a stick with something on it, and I'm sure some of these people had servants do the butt wiping🤮

[@halfpint90]

​@deltafibonacci6273 that was only the romans in some public baths

[@TheoriginalBillBraskey]

The king had a chamber servant that did that as a job. Don’t people just look stuff up and try to learn anything?

[@Zakariahdeadinside]

It was a joke, as in not to be taken seriously

[@Rufusdadoofus]

"The Disgusting Parts of History" pretty much all it LOL

[@DominanteMegaLit]

1. The Mexico Asteroid Contact; 2. WW1 The Western Front; 3. Feudal Japan Sengoku Jidai Era; 4. The Buddha Sakyamuni; 5. Bodhidharma and The Establishment of Ch'an Buddhism in The Shaolin Temple.

[@CatnamedMittens]

Buddhism is gay.

[@DominanteMegaLit]

@@CatnamedMittens I couldn't know, "Cat-named Mittens".... 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂And your name is macho. 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

[@apokatastasian2831]

1. ethiopia whenever they were enshrining whatever it was, that we now know as the arc of the covenant. 2. South america at the arrival of whoever became known as quetzacoatl. 3. At Ceasar's triumph when Vercingetorix was displayed 4. when the plans for the pyramid of khufu were being laid. 5. partying with Rasputin 6. that time the king of both england and france had a dueling co-party to outdo one another.

[@DominanteMegaLit]

@@apokatastasian2831 yessir! 🦾🦾🦾

[@apokatastasian2831]

@@DominanteMegaLit got 5 more?

[@briandejesus1124]

This podcast is gold I can already tell lol

[@jessewhite2879]

«I’ve been to one place in Europe, therefore Europe stinks» makes no sense😂

[@cycleSCUBA]

Yep, I like Joe's idea of a protective sphere. Can imagine Hitler's face when we all time travelled back in it!!

[@flacko_jody2130]

Mine is always egypt. That would answer so many questions. Just gotta hope you pick the right era lol

[@PoPs559.]

200 yards? Who the hell was swinging that axe, Thor?? 😂

[@raybombs]

These are some of my favorite convos on the show, just sitting around shooting the ship

[@phillippoulsen1646]

My favorite quote was at the end when he said Sacagawea sack lunch.🤣

[@leeandrew2682]

when i was in London, i saw this dude who literally smelt of rotten cheese and shyt. Only time in my short 30 odd years on this planet i was ever disgusted purely by odor