The Emoji Movie Review (Schaffrillas Segment)

[@michaelstrong5383]

The fact that Sony Pictures Animation went from Emoji Movie to Spider-Verse is such an incredible upgrade.

[@BrianCannan-em1nk]

It’s the opposite of Shrek 2/Shark Tale and Puss in Boots 2/Ruby Gillman Teenage Kraken

[@WolfRider2002]

Well The Star came out in between those movies, but let's not worry about that

[@Lucid_PZPL]

The fact that these 2 movies were being worked on at the same time at the same studio is crazy

[@finalmountain]

That “Emoji Movie then Spiderverse” joke is getting old. Spider Verse is a product of Lord Miller I’m their prime. Let that explain Spiderverse’s quality.

[@BrianCannan-em1nk]

@@finalmountain facts

[@afeathereddinosaur]

It is amazing how Schaffrillas perfectly achieved what the main character wanted to achieve in the span of one animated movie.

[@SuperPlaytendo]

I love how Schaff sounds empty during this segment. It perfectly describes this movie.

[@willpower8289]

I remember my friends tricked me into watching this movie by telling me we were going to see Spider-Man Homecoming. That was my first sign I needed to get new friends.

[@JinxTheLooneyToon915]

That's very sad😢

[@jacksykes4680]

What’s your relationship with them now

[@willpower8289]

@@jacksykes4680 I’m trying to distance myself from them. Not because of this moment but because ever since the pandemic they’d all become very bigoted people and I really don’t like that so I’m trying to distance myself from them because I don’t wanna be friends with bigots.

[@jacksykes4680]

@@willpower8289 ok best of luck to ya mate hope you find or have found people better than them

[@eletgres519]

that’s really sad :( i hope you get new friends that r are nice :)

[@Georgette68626]

Endless trash! It never ends…

[@erindalfonso1267]

I love how he is just reading off of the script with no emotion and no effort, kinda like the movie he is reviewing

[@IanTheMotorsportsMan_YT]

From The Emoji to Spiderverse: Sony Pictures Animation’s Biggest Comeback

[@ZggFghvgGrffht]

This review was surprisingly uneventful. Just like the movie.

[@littlemeow124]

Im still flabbergasted that sony animation went from this to spider verse within a little more than a year! They're honestly more respected now than disney and pixar currently

[@typhoonthunder]

Still waiting for that Artemis Fowl review.

[@jacksykes4680]

That’s never gonna happen cause he doesn’t feel like talking about stuff he hates anymore

[@IsaacV24]

Fun fact: the day I saw this movie was September 11. Do I even have to make a joke?

[@JinxTheLooneyToon915]

No, that department already belongs to Family Guy.

[@UltimateGamer34]

that fact evan hansen caused him to rage and not this says something

[@isavenewspapers8890]

He actually had his reasons to be angry at Dear Evan Hansen, saying it was a vanity project that completely butchered a musical he liked. The Emoji Movie is... not that.

[@a18yearoldonyoutubeluigi]

0:21 MY EARS!

[@BugsyFoga]

The Emoji movie could’ve had the chance to be really subversive with its concept, but nope, it just decided to be yet generic run of the mill animated film, quite sad really.

[@spacecaster3802]

Your not alone Schaff, I also had such an empty experience with this movie (and was disappointed to not be infuriated by it). Also, lucky you didn't have to watch Sausage Party for that Sony ranking. That movie made me SO ANGRY! It's like the most stereotypical possible thing you could release (as a quote on quote adult animated movie). "Do Not Watch It"

[@BestOneEver247]

AND it does not count, since it wasn't made by Sony pictures animation themselves

[@carlososoriohernandez3979]

Still surprised that he didn't dislike it as much as Cars 2

[@finalmountain]

I think he hates Cars 2 more, because of how it designates Pixar’s reputation and seemed to have sent them on a hit or miss losing streak.

[@namelesscreature8843]

⁠@@finalmountain I wouldn’t blame him. At least the Emoji Movie wasn’t a babyfied version of an okay original film, and had characters that were not as stupid as almost every single one in Cars 2.

[@djradish4]

I would take Cars 2 over Emoji Movie

[@GeneralAlpaca]

Wouldn't a "completely worthless experience that I gained absolutely nothing from" movie logically be more of a 0/10 instead of a 1/10? What would the extra point be for?

[@asharmstrong248]

He’s said he doesn’t have the heart to give something a zero because people still put in the work to make it, and it means something to someone, no matter how shitty he finds the media in question. I’m inclined to agree

[@GeneralAlpaca]

@@asharmstrong248 That's fair

[@turbobist2889]

Maybe the Toads Turnpike "battle track" would be his 0/10 since it was so awful that he didn't give it an f tier, but instead a g tier

[@MegamindVSMegamind]

We needed this

[@MasterMarx]

Truly a meh moment 😐

[@turbobist2889]

I think the reason he was more bored than angry with this movie was because he already wasted all his fury on open season 2 and 3, the smurfs duology, and especially surfs up 2

[@DoswarePictures]

Say what you want about the Oscars and animation but the Razzies might have it worse because barely any animated movies have won or have even been nominated. You could say that animated films are so great that the razzies don’t nominate them, but there have been plenty of bad animated movies through the years. Like Norm of the North, Ralph 2, Cars 2, Strange Magic, and more. And when they did nominate a Disney movie, they picked Hunchback. But The Emoji Movie was the exception and won four awards. A big achievement that shows that not all animation is cinema, because it means that garbage is art.

[@BlueWolfZero]

Let this movie be a tale of caution. Focus on making a good movie first and don’t rely on product placement and marketing. Also stop casting James Corden to things.

[@jacksykes4680]

He should have stayed in England

[@AceTrainerSquirtle]

I watched this in theaters and not Spider-Verse 1.

[@carlososoriohernandez3979]

I feel so sorry for you

[@dylanmcartoonell1536]

You know how certain movies are hyped up to be so good that people ending up being underwhelmed by them if not hating them outright? This shows it’s also possible to be underwhelmed by movies that are hyped up to be the worst thing ever!

[@zai24]

MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH

[@DriverHenryWho3245]

The Emoji Movie is Movie that Exists

[@alexinemugisha4765]

who is the worse movie cars 2 or emoji movie

[@isavenewspapers8890]

Funny-bad or boring-bad?

[@theofficialliedetector1545]

According to Schaffrillas, he thinks Cars 2 is worse

[@jonasfrangella3308]

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