The Expendables Review

[@dabspur8761]

Sly actually gets his audience. He's putting out exactly what we're all crying out for since the 80s.

[@bloatus7611]

When I watched this for the first time, besides the CG blood which has the ability to take you out of anything, that automatic shotgun scene had me in awe.

[@snusemcgoose1001]

It was Bad-Ass! The things a mobile cannon

[@brokenrecord1323]

I think that Mickey Rourke’s scene where he reminisces about that woman killing herself deserves more credit than it gets.

[@HurricaneDDragon]

The island where they have to stop the VILLAIN is called “Vilena”.

[@TheAwesomo28]

Van Damme's name in the second is literally Villain (Vil-Ayn)

[@mikeylikesit100]

It would be fun if you did a summer of Nick Cage at some point.

[@ericallen789]

duuude

[@judsongaiden9878]

Cage Match!

[@bobbybr38k3r8]

Please do it

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

Con Air, Wicker Man, Ghost Rider(both of them), Kick-Ass(not a lead role, but he's there so it counts)

[@tehcoolgobx339]

@@vincentmarcellino7183 Next, face off, etc.

[@5TailFox]

I think it would've been even more epic if the knife through Eric Roberts' back came from the wrist-mounted blades of a cloaked Yautja that nobody knew was there. But, that's just me.

[@skirk248]

This movie is ten times better than it had any riht to be. and two was better than that. 3 was more what I was expecting from the franchise

[@JSPokemonYT]

I'm a bit disappointed that Decker forgot to mention that Statham's girlfriend is played by Charisma Carpenter, who is best known for playing Cordelia Chase in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003).

[@zigfaust]

I only know this because my best friend named her cat Cordy after her and then forced me to binge the entire series. The fucked up part is now I'm deep into the lore (it's the closest thing to Vampire: The Masquarade we've ever got out of vampire related media) and like 12 comics in.

[@killswitch1982]

They did a limited run, or at least they tried to, of civilian legal semi-automatic AA-12 shotguns and if I recall correctly, they were going for $3000 or so. I believe they only had about 1000 or so total units available, but they did talk about making more. Personally, I prefer the Fostech Origin 12 shotgun more (which is why I bought one). More magazine options (5, 8, and 10rnd box magazines and 20 and 30rnd drums), based on the Kalashnikov action, and it's got a modular barrel system, so if you register it as a short barreled shotgun (and your state allows civilians to own NFW weapons and devices) you can switch between a 10" or 18" barrel just by taking out one pin. And it has an adjustable gas system, so you can dial in how much gas is going to the pistol for the particular load you're shooting so the felt recoil is much less than other shotguns. It's also the fastest cycling shotgun in the world, even faster than the full-auto AA-12...so long as you can work the trigger that fast. It ain't cheap though at $2500, but it's worth the price IMHO. Best combat shotgun money can buy.

[@sesfilmsllc]

The planet’s have aligned to give us Sly Stallone, Bruce Willis,and Arnie himself in the same FUCKING movie!!!!!!!!!!!

[@WinterSteele]

I've actually never seen an "Expendables" movie, but this has got me curious-- it looks pretty cool.

[@Jdsteele96]

Hey I like your last name miss!

[@WinterSteele]

Jordan Steele hehe, thanks...yours is quite lovely, too...and so familiar ;-)

[@pinche.f3rnando]

WTF dude that's my last name too😭✋🏼

[@Shogundoxie1414]

The AA-12, my gun of choice for when the Zombies Apocalypse happens.

[@GrimReaper-dh8yc]

You know what would've been cool? If The Predator was one of the Expendables.

[@accidentalmadness1708]

Predator vs the Expendables with Arnold as a member of the main crew

[@jacobwebb2623]

LOVE your references to "Boarderlands 2!"

[@Agentname69]

I'll tell you how we got that mash so sharp, a proper wet stone and a leather frap

[@mykaelnyx8821]

As much as I love them in action scene at the end between The Expendables and the Army, my favorite part of the movie was when Statham beat the shit out of the guys on the basketball court

[@thema1998]

Yesterday was the *5* year anniversary of when "The Expendables Review" was uploaded. EDIT- 1:05 A.M.: *finishes episode 25 minutes later* Your review just gave me an interest in watching "The Expendables" and its sequels! 🤓

[@chravenschronicles7387]

4:35 would you think its reasonable for your girlfriend to start seeing someone else after a month even though she is in a relationship with you?

[@HeaganCaldwell]

This created one of my favorite shinedown songs.

[@zigfaust]

I KNEW Decker played DBD. That post-ending sealed it.

[@TheTomgunn]

hey Decker!! just saw you on the EL REY channel when they were playing "C.H.U.D." awesome job and congrats on you're television debut!!!!

[@KharnDubz]

i know im nearly four years late but that head on apply directly to the fore head clip threw me into the biggest state of laughter ive ever experienced. sub.

[@GriffinPilgrim]

For a group called The Expendables they completely failed to have any of them, well, expended.

[@SharkAlien66]

Yeah it's kinda weird. The only time one of the group actually died was the rookie in part 2 and that starts the whole revenge plot. Then in part 3 when Cheeseburger Eddie almost dies, the exact same damn thing happens. They get oddly attached to their expendable teammates.

[@GriffinPilgrim]

Harley Dirk Makes me want to draw an "Un" on the title.

[@samuel10125]

You do know it's​ referencing the fact they are mercenaries right and by nature mercenary groups are Expendable hence the title.

[@amanibob1416]

Samuel Nice! Plus, it's a tongue in cheek wordplay about the whole thing, kinda just admitting and banking on the fact that every single/last one of 'em is playing their respective version of Chuck Norris at some point, even/ despite being a good, bad or mostly "neutral" badasses of badassitude at one point or 'nother. Like witnessing a dozen +/- dragons, team-storming the one castle vs a few hundreds knights and/or stunt guys, all of whom aren't carrying anything else than some mere nerf gun(s) and wearing NOTHING but red shirt(s) with tacked-on bullseyes instead of metal plates, for some weird reason... Lol!

[@MF-LXRD]

Do you even know what Expendable means? of little significance when compared to an overall purpose, and therefore able to be abandoned. They've all been abandoned at some point in their lives you fuking imbeciles.

[@kiadorphantomwolf6572]

after Decker wonders about the price of the boomstick I had a look seems the full auto isn't legal for civvies but they can get a semi auto however the price it seems to go for is about 2 grand. Glad I don't live in the USA if people can get stuff like that lol, I'll stick to blades myself

[@thejackedupreviewshow6924]

I don't see how Eric Roberts is out of place being that he's a CIA hound who took over the island and it's not like he was just randomly visiting the nation.

[@CalebBelyeu]

Just now noticed something... the first words Sly said was the opening to a pretty good Shinedown song.

[@stephaniehuber485]

Monroe and the general actually both play don morony in Gotham and the dark knight

[@flair541]

Is it just me or do all these movies have a pattern? Opening badassery Calm before the storm/mission briefing Some backstory on characters Action Action BOOOM Da end.

[@ericallen789]

i'm failing to see the problem

[@oddeyes9413]

Don't forget: *obligatory hot girl(s) for the hero(es) to win at the end.*

[@gustavefrankfurter6462]

You can buy an AA-12 legally in Texas for around $12,000. It's a fun weapon!

[@zigfaust]

Whoever the fuck thinks an AA-12 is fun instead of horrifying needs to take a slug to the femur and then tell me how you feel. Fucking humans, I swear. THIS is why even Luci want's nothing to do with ya'll anymore.

[@kathyjacques2688]

One good thing about a Stallone movie is you can always count on Sly surviving. And then he puts on his red Cape n flies away with a honey under his arm

[@marcinkapinski9537]

6:00 Rambo, Commando, Rambo, Commando. Where did the hair go?

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

This and the second one were like a final hurrah for the greatest action movie generation. A bloody, explosion filled testosterone injection.

[@Keymagination]

Please make review regarding any of Schwarzenegger movie in Arnie's voice! You are beyond awesome doing it! *bows

[@yendorelrae5476]

You totally eddify this one Decker....you are so fucking appreciated!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ABESuperKiteDay]

Your reviews are awesome. You just got a new subscriber dude.

[@TheScarletLust]

The issue I had with this movie was that each actor seems to be contractually obligated to have a set amount of explosions in every movie they are in. This kind of lead the explosions to take too long and eventually bore me.... Good review though!

[@mactony4]

Terry Crews really hated to work on this since he had almost no dialog, but after some time he cool off and tried to make the best of situation and gave is 110%. Stallone took notice and made the scene in the tunnel just for him.

[@sonicx059]

AA12, favorite freaking scene!!!! Also i loved that you had the thuds all there...

[@alankohn6709]

The knife v gun is a homage to Magnificent 7 (1960) an original action movie.

[@zigfaust]

So... Magnificent 7 wasn't original, it was a western adaptation/plagiarism of Seven Samurai. I find it funny the one of the most brought up Westerns was a white-washed version of a cherished Japanese classic that came out not even 2 years prior.

[@lucaspederson8964]

Oh, man. You need to do a Summer Dolph Lundgren soon!

[@Mightymick114]

Is this a special edition it seems to have extra scenes

[@TheDestroyerX]

Extended cut (10+ min and a few modifications) exemple Shinedown’s Diamond Eyes wasn’t in the original cut and same for opening credits Sinner’s prayer by Sully Erna too

[@karenoien5571]

Arnold Schwarzenegger comes in movie becomes five star movie

[@Sableagle]

Folding-fin round: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ip-ti3-Vh7l_oLM Dragonsbreath ronds: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnebeZh9orSknpI AA-12 review: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZ6bkIhrbseleNk No, they don't have 45-round magazines. Semi-auto version $3000 or $3250: thenewsrep.com/104283/you-can-finally-order-your-own-semi-automatic-aa-12/ I think thermite's the ironic way to deal with a fire-ant nest.

[@bobbybr38k3r8]

"Lucky for them , it's Christmas time." Lol

[@pillpaxxton5252]

18:25 "now he's my favorite character" lmao exactly how I felt when I first saw this movie

[@docsnake]

“It still beats taking the bus” 😭😭😭

[@tacoborg7088]

Robert DZar would have made for a great villain in this series RIP.

[@Pwnbot8000]

3 seconds in YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[@richarddeese1991]

Gunnar and Barney: "Goodnight, Ralph." "Goodnight Sam." I love cartoons / action movies! tavi.

[@Raygathex]

I hope you and Creepy do a review of the 2014 Godzilla. :)

[@satoshikatsumoto9007]

Could you do a Summer of Kurt Russel Decker?

[@JohnAvengerJR1985]

This movie is the very definition of a badass action movie.Its the best of the series.

[@TRTMN-vs3ew]

2:31 Can someone please tell me what he said?

[@lilteamvbyahaus]

"I used to fuck lamas now I don't" That line came straight from 4chan Oh and nice review Will you do the whole series

[@AnjanaBSubba]

I kinda enjoyed the movie. Lol I guess it's my love for the actors. Especially, Jason Statham and Jet Li. Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis, even if it were just cameos, I still loved seeing them all together in a single Fucking movie!

[@Ronythereditor]

now do the sequel!

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

it's a damm shame that jackie chan was never in these movies

[@wakesake]

what version of the movie do you have , there are many scenes changed ? btw price of the AA12 used to be18K and this was the Last Proper action movie i saw

[@Wolfyone94]

I never understood why they all had such a problem with gunner hanging the pirate. They killed the rest of them, so who cares?

[@FanSeitz]

20:13 I developed a new term called "getting Randyed," which means getting completely overpowered by someone else you shouldn't be getting easily beaten by.

[@SharkAlien66]

I know right, what a piss off. Stone Cold beats down Stallone only to lose to Randy Couture with barely a fight.

[@norcalmisfit82]

Harley Dirk randy couture would destroy Steve in real life

[@SharkAlien66]

That's probably true. Randy Couture is a former multiple time LHW and HW champion in the UFC and Austin is a beat up wrestler. That doesn't change the fact that Steve Austin was a way bigger star then Randy and just beat up Stallone in the film.

[@judsongaiden9878]

So when is Michael Biehn going to be in an Expendables movie? His career has gone in sort of an EASTwood direction (ba-dum-tchhh) in the sense that he works on both sides of the camera, writing and directing while also acting. Imagine the irony of him playing a villain in an Expendables movie as Arnie's arch-nemesis. 2:58 Too bad none of the Borderlands games have grenade launcher-type weapons that are actually worth using. I actually like Splatguns in BL2, but they leave something to be desired on UVHM and higher. The Dahl Jackal in BL1 is too weak. Carnage guns are too inaccurate. The Torgue Leviathan is fun, especially if you get an elemental one (most especially acid or fire), and most extra-especially if you're playing Brick with a Bombardier class mod (made by Dahl and Tediore even though neither of them make hand-held launcher, though Tediore does manufacture vehicle-mounted weapons which is why they have infinite ammo). I used a corrosive Leviathan with Brick, combined with a Bombardier class mod, to melt through endless hordes of Crimson Lance in Old Haven and it was just as much fun as doing the same thing as Mordy with a Pestilent Defiler. I hope BL3 has worthwhile indirect-fire weapons as a regular thing. 3:56 Gunnar is the Brick to Barney's Roland. And just like Brick with the Shep Sanders incident, Gunnar is also perfectly justified in what he's trying to do. 4:21 Why does everyone cock their gun like that? It oughtta be cocked already! Sheesh! Are we supposed to believe these guys are professionals or amateurs?! 5:35 Imagine Michael Biehn in place of Bruce Willis. It would be fitting not only because Arnie is there too, but because Mike and Bruce have a similar vibe in the way they're able to capture a mix of brains, brawn, and realistic human vulnerability (case in point: Kyle Reese and Dwayne Hicks cross-referenced with John McClane and James Cole). They're both also able to embody characters that exude upper-echelon military professionalism. Btw, '12 Monkeys' is criminally underrated. 16:27 Too bad Carnage guns aren't as awesome as the AA-12. 22:12 What if they got Bruce fucking Campbell in one of them?

[@bigdove8adam247]

The fact you slipped in a Scarface joke made me smile lol

[@Mightymick114]

Is this a directors cut it seems like there's scenes I haven't seen before more interms of extra dialogue

[@aaairsoftmedia]

Decker do you have any idea how much an AA cost !? also have you considered trying airsoft ? its really fun and you can do a shit tone of awesome with it ! just look up this is airsoft by evike.

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

They know torture doesn’t work for interrogation right? It’s been proving.

[@daisysunshine1324]

Expendables is the film that this 80’s kid had been waiting for. I’ve pretty much enjoyed all of them.

[@CalebBelyeu]

Best team up in my opinion.

[@zigfaust]

The Rock and Kevin Hart: Are we jokes to you?

[@xqiuvmah]

That smudge on your wall had me wiping my screen for 30 sec trying to clean my screen

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

I’m in love🎶 with that a10 shotgun.

[@joeymurphy5617]

Jarod Farrant AA12

[@UltimateH911]

Hey Decker :) long time no talk to you, hey have you considered reviewing The Terminator? :)

[@DeckerShado]

UltimateH911 Came very close to doing a Terminator/Robocop summer, but couldn't quite figure out how to round it out.. so yes, I did.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Decker Shado I found a movie you might hate me for that I want you to review. Its a found footage film called Into the Storm.

[@liamearly4883]

Decker have you checked out the blu ray extended cut?

[@DeckerShado]

Liam Early That's actually the version I had for review.. forgot to mention that in the review. Bad Decker!

[@Matracokura]

Decker Shado Yess! And its not even 4:20 yet! :D

[@tiagriffith8666]

Decker Shado can you review Transformers and the batman movie like The Dark knight.

[@karakun1]

+Decker Shado you didnt have anything at to say when Stalone say "he wants to be president"

[@rockelino]

I winced every time you said "Jason Staythe-Am". I think it's pronouced "State-Ham"?

[@skullyskaric7779]

..damn.. texas..got mean looking peformance wrestiler..that's a damn 3:16 alright (not the munber i put for the beginning the references to wwe with steve austin)

[@Tigerfire75]

His movie name is Pain? Any relation to Bane? They sound alike.

[@satoshikatsumoto9007]

2:31 best moment in vid.

[@Jack-zn6qm]

Hi Deker great review and have you seen the wrestler, if so would u be intrested in making a video on it. ;)

[@AbCDef-zs6uj]

Wait... how did you just pronounce "premise" at 0:54...?

[@Wilkidw]

Surplus aa12s run about $2000 usd

[@krono5el]

you not expendable to me bambo

[@treckerxd7516]

Is there chance of you reviewing Tropic Thunder?

[@DeckerShado]

TRECKERXD 75 Potentially. Not sure if it'll fit in this year.. probably not.. but potentially.

[@treckerxd7516]

Decker Shado sweet

[@Agentname69]

Just want to point out, Dolph lungran makes a sawed off shotgun look like a f****** pistol

[@jaroslawkaminski8921]

18:25 Did he fired 50 times out of an 20 round drum magazine...?

[@nicholasrhodes7759]

+Jaroslaw Kaminski its an action movie hero the laws of physics logic and math do not apply.

[@gustavefrankfurter6462]

You can buy an AA-12 in Texas. It costs $12,000.

[@devinsears1886]

I still think and wish that stone cold was a member of the expendables.

[@BloodRawEngine89]

Oh, you play EDF too. Figured such a niche title wouldn't reach out that much.

[@NerdyBadger]

Decker can you please review the movie Splice from 2009 when you have the time? It such a odd film.

[@AerialJ]

Expendables 2 next please or The Specialist

[@whisperienced]

9:50 you're watching this with closed caption as well?

[@joepandadoe]

Review robo cop 2 please!

[@deathrooster14]

Please tell me you're doing Schwartzenegger movies next. :P

[@g-dog_eswshockwave]

Stone Cold plays Dan Paine

[@justice_productions_]

Hey Decker are you planning on doing the 2nd movie review?

[@DeckerShado]

Dawn of Justice Productions That's the plan. Not all in a row.. but yes.

[@justice_productions_]

Ah cool thanks and awesome videos👍 you should do the others with that long haired Creepy guy.

[@josephrockall6769]

I want a list of your favourite expendables GO!

[@rileytheflamingwookiecooki5646]

SoveriegnofTruth Gaming *Insert "Deez Nuts" Comment Here*

[@noineiku]

Riley The Flaming Wookie Cookie got eem

[@SasukeUchiha-ix2yk]

10:34 Somewhere, Michael Bay just came and he doesn't know why

[@An_excellent_YouTube_account]

Decker Shado needs more subscribers

[@nichhuft5986]

It's awesome to see Arny and Bruce Willis in this, but it's kind of lame to not see them do anything. It's kind of like being in a sexless relationship with a super model.

[@dakotabutler2383]

this movie was soooo much better than the third one

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

Unfortunately the traffic conditions are less than optional, uh still better then taking the bus. Ok that’s funny a good 80s line and true.

[@TRTMN-vs3ew]

2:31-2:35 I didn't understand what you said?

[@Jarod-sm5rf]

I’m also wondering what one of a12 shotguns cost? Can anyone tell me?