The First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious

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[@PotPotato2]

I already subscribed btw I love your vids

[@RobMedellin]

I would have loved the adstrounaut to talk to us about subscribing

[@dotdot..]

Wow wow wow wow wow... WOW..

[@renab.7390]

Already done, Sir. 🎉

[@SpideyWarsStudios]

I think we can all empathize with the great Micheal Scott "I'm not superstitious. But I am a little stitious"

[@orhanveliyayc203]

@@HeisenbergTheOG who the f*ck are you, I saw this reply on like 8 comments already?

[@isaacrandomrussell5630]

Bot reply lol

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

I'm convinced Michael Scott lifted all his quotes off Yogi Berra.

[@SonicHedgehog1991]

​@@HeisenbergTheOGbot

[@alvallac2171]

*Michael

[@bottledfart]

I’d hate to be the first guy who was superstitious, seems like bad luck.

[@austinconklin4337]

Lmao

[@moemuxhagi]

Actually, being the first guy who was superstitious is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@primalrage9785]

I'd hate to be the first guy to do a murder, they might put you in a room for that!

[@dingo4530]

That got a sensible chuckle out of me

[@jigglypuff_foryoutube1700]

Ikr, he better go knock on wood

[@javierrodrigo1009]

I hope the "poorly-timed-sips supersticious guy" becomes a regular character in the Ryanverse.

[@christopherb501]

I know, right??

[@gt96g]

+ 1 on poorly timed sips guy. 😂

[@amandameleen9084]

There's an episode of How I Met Your Mother where a character Ted dates does the same thing. It's fun.

[@askani21]

Hahaha I love Poorly-Timed-Sips Guy 😂

[@jadenthemusicfreak]

Yeah me too

[@Goatman_Gamer]

My Dad literally grounded me for eating his lucky cheese and the Packers lost. I wish I was joking. This sketch is exactly how I feel. Thank you Ryan, you captured it perfectly.

[@patrickdelperdang8318]

This is the most Wisconsin thing I've ever read

[@Goatman_Gamer]

@@patrickdelperdang8318 The thing is, we’re from Michigan 😂

[@3nertia]

@@Goatman_Gamer Oof

[@CESmith]

Ope

[@master11050]

I hope you learned your lesson.

[@__Rasse__]

"Put that hat back on and pass me those piss chips" is definitely a sentence

[@vasyan123]

... I decided

[@bernier42]

I do love hearing examples of sentences that have almost certainly never been said or written before.

[@avlisk]

. . .that I never thought I'd hear.

[@EvaDale]

'pass me those piss chips' should be a slogan for a snack company.

[@privacyvalued4134]

That belongs on a T-shirt.

[@ben_baudelaire]

“I feel like KNOCKING MY HAND ON WOOD TODAY. I just feel like it’s a fun thing to do I’ve decided.”

[@HMNCLunar]

I always thank the first guy who ever created wood, so we can all now touch wood to grant ourselves wishes.

[@professorx3060]

​@@HMNCLunarI created wood this morning.

[@ZerglingLover]

@@professorx3060you CREATED it? are you certain? that may put you at risk of being deemed a witch.

[@justinbremer2281]

Knocking on wood is not an irrational superstition, it scares away the fairies!!

[@catbatrat1760]

Now that you mention it, I'm surprised they didn't use the phrase "I decided" in this one. Seems like it would have been perfect.

[@GUNNER9119]

my favorite moments of these skits are when the eccentric ryans get that sudden serious tone and enunciate impactfully

[@louis-sebhamelin6421]

Why do you sound like ChatGPT when I read you?

[@burnyizland]

@@louis-sebhamelin6421Why do you sound like a soulless windbag?

[@calliopeshif7581]

These bots seriously need to shut the f*ck up

[@kaleenar963]

@@louis-sebhamelin6421I think this replies section is filled with bots… You seem normal, though it’s hard to tell…

[@NotAFanOfHandles]

@@kaleenar963 Yup, definitely got filled with bots after poor louis. Think Gunner sounded a wee bit too robotic this time so the bots flocked to the robotic feel of the text to spam-a-lot on who I shall henceforth refer to as Santa Claus Daphne. (With all the "Sir Nicholas" stuff, I'm sorry, it was too tempting to resist.)

[@tristanbarca-hall9773]

His face for “but why risk it” is perfect

[@JesusPulledMeThrough]

😂I immediately had to rewind because it was so great

[@omarahmad3688]

Being superstitious is super hard, very much an inconvenience

[@cattysplat]

But it makes you feel like you actions and experiences are more important than you really are. Weeee!

[@ErikaKellyGeorge]

Speaking of black cat, I had to get mine euthanized for heart disease.

[@JoSan3]

If only every human being think this way

[@Argumemnon]

Wow I wonder how long you thought aboutt hat one.

[@ujjwal2473]

Actually its super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@FanTazTiCxD]

I like how the commentator on the TV politely waited for them to finish arguing about that hat before he would talk about the shocking turn of events

[@MandleRoss]

I think the intention was more that taking the hat off immediately caused that to happen, not that the reporter was waiting.

[@CigarDoug]

I really like your ass... *sip* umption that the commentator was waiting, when really the event didn't happen until the guy took off his hat.

[@Ipomoea_Alba]

Ryan will never run out of ideas because we as a society is so weird

[@HilaryPea]

Our society and our language.

[@christopherb501]

He might, if he uses up all the ones that CAN be funny. Some societal weirdness is too bleak or horrifying for even him to make a joke.

[@caoinismyname]

Nah, only you are wierd, not me.

[@Ipomoea_Alba]

@@christopherb501 that’s fair

[@aaroncarr-mackay2457]

Ryan will never run out of content until logic and Commen since come back to governance. At this rat could be a while.😊

[@qwerty80136]

"We blew those guys"..."out of the water*

[@martinfiedler4317]

"I can't COME" ... ... "over to watch the game anymore"

[@tinkywinky4449]

​@@martinfiedler4317You're dumb.

[@tinkywinky4449]

You're both veeeery very dumb. And so are all the people that liked your comments.

[@JasonBeatty83]

It's good to know Ryan and I have basically the same grasp of sportsball.

[@feha92]

What do you mean? did I miss some obvious error we were meant to catch, because I know _nothing_ about the sportsballs?

[@clark9992]

​@feha92 You must have been home schooled and live off the grid, to not know about sportsball. Why, it's just the greatest game ever, that's all! Go Walruses!

[@my3dviews]

More like sportspuck, because it was hockey. 🏒😂

[@jadedjaws4952]

My black cat thanks you for showing the ridiculous ideals of the superstitious in such a humorous light. Thank you for your activism, brave Ryans. Together we can end the suffering. 🐈‍⬛ 🖤

[@thegiantbeagle]

I think in some cultures black cats are good luck I choose to believe they are forever lucky

[@jadedjaws4952]

@@thegiantbeagle I think they really are lucky. If you're the owner anyway. Mine certainly was a blessing. I don't know how I could've gotten over losing my senior tortoiseshell over the summer had he not been here with me.

[@thegiantbeagle]

@@jadedjaws4952 Aw I’m so sorry for your loss

[@spencerkagen1386]

My black-&-white cats beg to differ.. "Mrrrow," I believe, was their opinion. 😬

[@frogsuit]

If you think about it he said the other team ALMOST scored when the black cat walked by so if anything the cat was good luck

[@shinkaiatsuya950]

Ryan George really blew me Away with another great video

[@jxchamb]

I am hard from that comment being funny.

[@harryosborne8215]

@@jxchambthat’s…… Sigh

[@froggybug]

@@jxchambeww! Don’t ever say that again. You realize you probably most likely left out a word😂

[@nhmooytis7058]

😂😂😂

[@joetheinfant8891]

I’m so wet From my tears of laughter after watching this video

[@VJSV327]

He really needs to time those sips better

[@askani21]

Poorly-Timed-Sips Guy is a new fan favorite I think 😂

[@Naija_Ninja]

Another absolute banger by Ryan. As expected as I was wearing my lucky Ryan-watching sock when i clicked on it

[@imagination.junkyard]

Just the one, singular sock

[@NoodleProductions]

Thank you so much for wearing that sock, the video definitely would have been terrible if you were wearing any other sock instead.

[@professorx3060]

​@@imagination.junkyardYou don't want to know what he was doing with the other sock

[@ryankelly9032]

I was wearing my lucky snorkel.

[@Mark_Thomas]

It's his... special sock. @@imagination.junkyard

[@Jdeadevil]

Lmao I'd love to see that in reality, imagine how mad everyone would get if the victory didn't count because "he wasn't feeling the vibe".

[@DimaJeydar]

It would be hilarious. “I just don’t feel like it anymore”.

[@clark9992]

The commissioner reminds me of little Anthony Freemont from a certain Twilight Zone episode.

[@supremelordoftheuniverse5449]

Well congratulations, we are already there. If you have a female boss you know.

[@han090]

@@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 I think you're looking for Ryan's videos about a time traveller from the 90s, which is the last time your comment might have been funny.

[@TheRandomRedSoxGuy]

That DOES sound like something Gary Bettman would do, to be fair!

[@arthuredwardsbad]

1:54 had me dying 💀💀

[@jadenthemusicfreak]

SAME 😂😂

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@hoddtoward]

Leaving it all up to fate instead of making decisions is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@HMNCLunar]

Oh, really?

[@benjauron5873]

Trusting the fickle whims of fate rather than working to affect the situation in your favor is tight!

[@froggybug]

@@HMNCLunar Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

[@azrani2023]

@hoddtoward I really, really love your picture and name 😂😂

[@JonnMcDude]

So, does it means that whenever I need to shower because I stink a new video is uploaded? I'm not sure I'm willing to risk showering ever again if we want Ryan to upload new videos!

[@AceMoonshot]

Stay stinky my dude. Or take a bath instead... Nope. Better not risk it.

[@wify0241]

John get a shower

[@Name-ru1kt]

@@HeisenbergTheOGI kinda doubt it

[@Galaxia53]

@@HeisenbergTheOG Now if we were on Odysee I could block this account and I would have to never see it again.

[@truehare]

You could shower right after Ryan posts a new video, and you'd be stinky again by the time he finishes editing the next one, so he'll still be able to upload it.

[@AlexWalkerSmith]

1:46 The relaxed eyes but expressive lower-half of the face. Gets me every time 🤣

[@townsends]

I have a lucky hat, even a lucky wall.

[@dacastro]

"The universe works in mysterious ways" is their favorite saying for sure

[@1523.M]

"This game doesn't count." "Wait, what?" "Yeah, I'm just not feeling it." "Oh, okay."

[@trs5127]

"What if I am the centre of the universe and my experience dictates all things?" "I'd fall into the deepest depression" 😭😭 That is so brilliantly written and delivered, probably one of my favourite dialogues from you lol, great work.

[@ryanmarkley1979]

That ending had me cracking up! "Pass me the piss chips" LMAO! Thanks Ryan!

[@azrani2023]

Same here 😂

[@jadenthemusicfreak]

I was cracking up at "Oh God I just realized I can't cum... over to watch the game anymore"

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@jadenthemusicfreak]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 Ok KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA, FOR YOU AND ME-

[@danielrichwine2268]

Ryan, years into this and you always deliver!

[@FearFrontierOFFICIAL]

In my line of work, I meet people exactly like this, and it is both hilarious, and kinda fascinating.

[@HauntedXXXPancake]

You forgot sad. Very, very sad.

[@ryanderoche3330]

In your line of work You meet people that are Ryans? That would mean you are a Ryan.

[@FearFrontierOFFICIAL]

@@HauntedXXXPancake There are some negatives I could say yes haha

[@FearFrontierOFFICIAL]

@@ryanderoche3330 Uh oh, I've said too much.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@Xigano1 you kinda ruined the vibe man

[@MaesterMike]

The almost innuendos when he takes a drink was a genius bit. It was so good that it makes me want to come...(takes sip)...over to a friend's house and show him this video. Damn, I shouldn't have taken that sip when typing this.

[@HMNCLunar]

By now, that hat dude's friend should start coming *takes sip* to terms regarding the bad-timing of his friend's sips.

[@laurencefraser]

Extra bonus points: 'come' wasn't even the right word for the action being described (in the comment, the one in the video was correct). Yay grammar!

[@WiloPolis03]

Ryan's production quality has gotten so good, his videos almost feel big budget even though it's really all just green screens and a decent camera

[@rehamsaeed422]

“Ok keep that hat on and pass me the piss chips.” 😆🙏🏽 Omg I love this guy.

[@alabamaman1372]

Ryan George came into existence because I needed him.

[@yogibear6363]

George Ryan came... into existence because we all needed him.

[@brianmulholland2467]

Oh god, Ryan, you HAVE to find more ways to use 'inconvenient sip timing' gags. Loved it.

[@askani21]

+1 for Poorly-Timed-Sips Guy 😂

[@CigarDoug]

I am so hard... *sip* wired to find a way to include jokes from the video in my comments. We need to do this joke in other media so Ryan fans can recognize each other.

[@azrani2023]

this is pure brilliance and as someone struggling with obsessive compulsive thoughts the dialogue in my brain is way too often exactly as in this video. nailed it again, Ryan

[@screwyourhandle]

I have OCD, and I've often been struck by the similarity between OCD and superstitious behaviors, to the point of wondering if maybe OCD is part of how superstitions develop. I follow superstitions sometimes, even though the logical part of my brain thinks they have no validity. I think it's just out of compulsion. It feels the same as my other compulsive behaviors.

[@azrani2023]

@@screwyourhandle that's an interesting thought and I agree that there are quite a few overlaps between those too (more than would be good for us). wishing you all the best on your road of recovery. cheers

[@glxbe]

I CAN'T COME home from work to watch these videos soon enough

[@fidole791]

I was chewing gum when Ryan dropped another banger, guess I'll never spit it out

[@nhmooytis7058]

😂😂😂

[@_Pikalika_]

Every single thing that every fan does, at home or at the stadium, has a direct impact on the game

[@SvladCijelli]

The way Ryan makes fun of every possible thing we do in our lives shows how dull creatures we humans really are...along with laughing, I always feel a bit uncomfortable watching him analyze human behavior through humor...well done, Ryan, well done.

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

We all know about superstition, but what about regular old stition? Why do we always talk about its super counterpart?

[@dietotaku]

what about substition?

[@HMNCLunar]

Most people usually prefer batstition

[@lincolnb2244]

Superstition - Scared that if I take off my lucky hat, an orphanage will burn down. Stition - Scared that if I take off my lucky hat, my hat will be off. Substition - Scared that if I take off my lucky hat, nothing will happen.

[@Secret_Takodachi]

I can't wait to come... back to watch more Ryan George! ❤

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

_"...........but why risk it?"_ Nailed it! 👍

[@aloysiusmaina2625]

"We were friends when they won," 😂 Another stellar offering from Ryan George just as we enter a new season of heart-thumping sports drama.

[@cyanimation1605]

"I'm not eating urinary chips with you every time the walruses play" is probably one of the most wild sentences I've ever heard

[@davidmcgill1000]

Definitely a new sentence never spoken prior to that.

[@thelittlestronin]

"Put that hat back on and hand me the p*ss chips" -Ryan George 2023

[@tpoloification]

Every time I come on KZbin and see a new Ryan George video I always skip what I was gonna watch and watch this first. Never stop bud.

[@sarahj6795]

Good to see Bettman remains the commissioner in the Ryanverse, and is just as skilled there as he is here.

[@wintasgames13]

Shout out to Ryan for eating his clones pissy chips just for this video🙏

[@ififswerechocolate]

'I see what you're saying... but why risk it?' My whole life summed up in one sentence

[@strattonconner3203]

"Im not superstitious, but I am a little stitious" -Micheal Scott

[@ad_noctis]

My experience dictates all things !! That got a snort laugh out of me lol

[@kasegami45]

I can never share a bowl of chips with anyone ever again now 😂

[@HMNCLunar]

Dude, you want the walruses to lose?

[@LittleMAC78]

"Urinary Chips".

[@badbasic]

​@@LittleMAC78Your innary chips? Chips already inside you? Did I just invent a new word? Barley in convenience?

[@LittleMAC78]

@@badbasic It was a quote from the sketch! :D

[@badbasic]

@@LittleMAC78 Don't give me your sketchy quotes!

[@justinh4576]

“…but why risk it” is like the epitome of being superstitious and it’s maddening😭

[@TheBonsaiZone]

Ever since this video, the Walruses have a perfect record!

[@lifefindsaway7875]

I look forward to “poorly timed sip man” making many further appearances

[@Nagarjuna18]

After watching Ryan George's videos for years, I am proud of myself that I guessed the ending correctly 😂

[@MrMighty147]

Am I high or why is this so fucking funny? 😂 I swear he keeps getting better and better.

[@clark9992]

Oh, he's pretty good alright.

[@truehare]

This is pretty fucking funny, but that doesn't mean you're not high...

[@benjauron5873]

Defeating the Gladiators? Super easy, barely an inconvenience... as long as Ryan is wearing his lucky hat!

[@MisuAlexandru1]

"what if I am the center of the universe and my experience dictates all things" perfect :))) good episode

[@GeeSawThat]

That's awesome...per usual. Keep up the great work, Sir Ryan! 🤟🏿😁👍🏿

[@trevorfielding8576]

The "I see what you're saying" *breathes* ".....but why risk it." Was perfectly timed. 😂 Also "I just realized I can't come... over to watch the game anymore" "Hand me the piss chips." Golden. 💀

[@ManiacOfYouTube]

"Golden." Just like piss

[@AnyoneCanSee]

"What if I am the centre of the universe and my experience dictates all things". This is the same moment of clarity I got when I saw that TED talk about narcissists.

[@danieldb631]

"Yes, we're still in the first round. The score is tied, 0-0 and both teams are still drowning."

[@TCWfigs]

Always a good day when ryan uploads

[@ReigningRaven22]

Love this series 😂😂😂

[@FreQuenczy]

Being superstitious doesn't make life super easy and can be a huge inconvenience.

[@Robert-bg9xx]

"what if i'm the center of the universe and my experience dictates all things"

[@viziolerix]

Recommendation: The first guy to get married/propose

[@lartan18]

Keep it up dude, always a nice plot twist at the end

[@oliversherman2414]

"I just realised I can't come...." 😂

[@8-bit23]

"Pass Me The Piss Chips" Got me 💀

[@drinkmorecareless]

The video blew me away.

[@UmbraFulgur]

... far away.

[@andrewmangano3618]

It stinks having to wait for the next Ryan George vid but the wait is sure worth it!!

[@metaldutch1441]

"What if I am the center of the universe, and my experience dictates all things?" may be the single best/socially relevant line Ryan has ever forcefully expressed in any one of his videos I decided.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

*Urinary Chips.* A description I will forever be afraid of, and yet laugh about all day!!! 🤣😅😂😆😄😂

[@OOJMi_]

Hi there, Hello!

[@benw.3848]

Hi there, hello.

[@danielpam6310]

This was absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@55alegria]

We are extremely good at reconizing patterns, so it's hard to explain when something is just a coincidence

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

“The universe works in mysterious ways, my dude.” - Guy wearing magical clothing.

[@finks1]

So glad Ryan is finally putting a spotlight on me being the center of the universe. How lucky are you all to be reading my pithy and insightful comment!!!🎉

[@FlammeRans]

Yay❤

[@-ImUniverse-]

First

[@immostlikleyacatguy]

You were first congrats

[@FlammeRans]

​@@-ImUniverse-lol idc

[@martinfiedler4317]

1:45 "What if I am the center of the universe and my experience dictates all things?" But Ryan, you ARE and it DOES. That's why it's called the Ryanverse!

[@davidwuhrer6704]

That explains why bad things started happening when he took off the hat.

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

"What if I'm the center of the universe and my experience dictates all things?????" 😮 Felt that.

[@Pangrease]

"can we just appreciate how much time he puts into his work?" -every KZbin comments section ever

[@my3dviews]

Putting that much time into his work is "super easy, barely an inconvenience". Every one of Ryan's youtube comments section. 😂

[@Pangrease]

@@my3dviews exactly

[@user-bg1nh2fi2c]

oh, the comment sections are TIGHT!!!

[@vonwux]

I haven't washed my hands for years and I don't even follow sportsball.

[@DQMYN4T0R]

apreciate your effort - thank you for your service

[@stevemic6942]

I'm picturing Roman Galdiators going up against walruses and I can't get it out of my head

[@baked_potato2988]

i just realized the universe actually does revolve around him since it's all just Ryan

[@TheDanno210]

Ryan George is impeccable in how wonderfully he blows me up with fits of uproarious laughter. Wind emoji eggplant emoji tongue emoji crying laughing emoji wink emoji horny devil emoji thumbs up emoji

[@LittleMAC78]

Taking a sip of a drink mid word/sentence clearly has a huge contextual impact!!

[@cartoonraccoon2078]

I appreciate you using your 'point out how dumb this is' powers in broader ways.

[@billmaroe7980]

😂😂Ryan, that's so funny & EXTREMELY ACCURATE!! Back in the 1990's, My buddies & I ate Cheez-its before kickoff during a long win streak for our favorite team... After they eventually lost again, we gave it an extra game to recover the MOJO, but sadly we lost 2 straight. We then realized that the MAGIC CHEEZ-ITS were no longer magic.😢😢😂😂

[@GeoMinecrafter4]

the piss chips *the best thing i've heard today*

[@AdeptHavelock]

#1 in the phrases that I was pretty confident I wasn't going to hear today: "put that hat back on and pass me the piss chips" 😂

[@PikaLink91]

"...Okay put that hat back on and pass me the piss chips" xD

[@Blockly806]

First guy to hire a lawyer A: Hi there, hello B: Hi there, hello A: You see that guy over there? B: Yeah, he doesn't look too good A: Yeah, well I just beat him up B: Oh you shouldn't do that, they might put you in a room for that A: Well I have a job for you B: A job? A: Yeah, I'll give you money, and you will defend me so I don't get put in a room B: Well I feel like you *should* be put in a room for that A: Yeah but I'll give you money

[@akumaisreal2090]

"We blew those guys...**gulp gulp** How perfect was that lmao

[@truthwatcher2096]

"I'm not crazy, I'm just what if I am the center of the universe?" would explain every crazy behaviour ever had

[@thec7277]

"I am the center of the universe" - yup! sounds 'bout right!!

[@kolbywilliams7234]

“I am the center of the universe and my experience dictates all things.” That pretty much sums up how people can state that their internal, perceived feelings, actually determine objective reality for everyone else. The fact that superstition is essentially the same merits further thought. Thanks!