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[@RyanGeorge]

Hey follow me on Twitter and Instagram for nothing but exclusive pickle-related recipes twitter.com/theryangeorge instagram.com/theryangeorge

[@firstnamelastname153]

First person to give out homework please

[@noahclark7603]

Thanks for the vids ryan

[@jbtechcon7434]

MEDIOCRE!

[@legoflashverselegendofspon4658]

Ryan please do the 1st guy 2 run with the wolves

[@megablades9928]

Idea first person to ever get a haircut.

[@CalvinHikes]

That's actually a great add line for a pickle. "This solves at least one problem you're having."

[@alvarorey9308]

Hunger.

[@SirDoodIsTaken]

Both in 1

[@odisclemons9700]

Dry mouth. Thats like 3 solutions already.

[@alvarorey9308]

Boredom. (I eat when I am bored)

[@justab5926]

@Beasty Bacon199 no u

[@keco185]

I just voluntarily watched numerous advertisements about sandwiches containing only a pickle.

[@bjrnfrederiksen6319]

its a pretty big pickle tho

[@padraiggavin293]

And you are better for it

[@Natalie-101]

Well yeah but it was a pretty big pickle

[@Lycanthromancer1]

Don't forget the bun! And the -unsanitary- saliva, too. Mmmm.

[@MK-lk7nc]

Hey that's a pre licked pickle, that's top shelf stuff.

[@Steamed]

Literally everyone in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe has their last name as their jobs

[@aje8790]

SteamedBunGaming ummm... I’m pretty sure it’s called the Ryanverse

[@Federico-mj3si]

Yeah, they invented names and stuff some videos ago. The Ryanverse has continuity.

[@davidalexander3320]

It all started with Bob Unemployed and his brother Bob Unemployed.

[@WiloPolis03]

@@davidalexander3320 Holy crap you're right

[@memorra]

the RGCU is tight!

[@WerewolfGuyyy]

This guy is fucking INSPIRING!. He keeps failing completely but he won't give up, great guy!

[@hamchurger4566]

Fredrick noisemaker never fails he just struggles sometimes but he always get there

[@snacksnake7418]

"Its not that big of a pickle but I wouldn't say that its a small pickle either" _relatable_

[@HelamanGile]

😆

[@hypsterfall2829]

Same :(

[@EinFelsbrocken]

Same; its like; "I guess I got it good; but....not as good as the other 50% either; therefore my idiot human brain remains displeased."

[@dandynoble2875]

@@EinFelsbrocken And then there's us in the bottom 50%. TT-TT

[@night06phere35]

@@imsentinelprime9279 r/iamverybadass

[@raydunakin]

It cracks me up that the one noise Frederick Noisemaker has trouble with is a simple "Fa!" sound.

[@therainbowraccoon3620]

It's probably spelt phah

[@Sarah-ht9oc]

I thought he was going to say a curse word.

[@ArcherWillows]

​@@Sarah-ht9oc fuck that makes more sense doesn't it

[@shafkatctg]

@@ArcherWillows lol

[@toxicdemon1315]

@@Sarah-ht9oc that does make sense since they were getting ready to hit the cancel show button.

[@Daniel-qt5ib]

"What is it, that excites us?" _"what is it??"_ "What drives us to push boundaries?" _"what the HELL is it!?"_ I'm still laughing at this bit XD

[@LisaBowers]

"These questions can take us to the ends of the Earth. But, no matter how fast we get there, that *is* where we will be." Best version _ever_ of, "No matter where you go, there you are." 😂

[@jauxro]

I follow a couple of motivational channels and they're exactly like that

[@christianwetzel2199]

and the question finally got answered in his last ad

[@juanchocorleone]

Lil Bits

[@BULLTRONHERO]

This still runs through my head whenever I'm wondering what something is.

[@lookaroundyou8108]

His acting is so good, the different outfits, looks and characters is always fun to watch

[@ana-ro]

This sounded like something straight out of Inter-dimensional cable.

[@cybzer0560]

lol ikr. reminds me of rick & morty rixty minutes episode.

[@doubleb120]

Real fake doors

[@gauntorodim6005]

Dude i was thinking the exact same thing

[@amyavraam8986]

Omg lol i was totally thinking this before 😂😂

[@cuttercutter3556]

OK good I'm NOT the only one who thought this!

[@thisguy4376]

Ryan: Women will wanna sleep with you. What women? Everyone in this universe is Ryan.

[@fitzgamer9992]

Women are just Ryan wearing drag in this universe.

[@FaultAndDakranon]

fitzgamer #999 I’d like to see that.

[@priscillajimenez27]

They're on the other side of town

[@dewaunwarren1]

Ryan wearing a wig

[@fictionarch]

We learned in the Aladdin video that there is at least one women

[@Its__Good]

A week later: "Did we mention that learning skills makes you more attractive to women."

[@tokyworld]

i want 5 skills or whatever, to go

[@odgarig8601]

i mean, it kinda does?

[@leroylowe5921]

Maybe they just like the pickle? OUCH! Stop throwing pickles at me!

[@daniellins4114]

And it's super easy to do it, barely an inconvenience! You just have to click the link on the dublididi... dublidee... dubli - yeah I don't know how to make that sound.

[@leroylowe5921]

@@daniellins4114 Don't say that or someone will hit the Big Red Button.

[@iliasVoolgaris]

"I do apologise for that, that was a particularly difficult one, but we got there, because we always do" I'm immediately a fan of the show. I love the positivity.

[@JacobL228]

The same quote can be applied to having sex, and I just love that.

[@jadenthemusicfreak]

​@@JacobL228LMAO

[@freemind297]

@@JacobL228 I WAS THINKING THAT

[@RobertLoyale]

Lol I like how this just taught people how to make ads. 1. Don't be too direct 2. Don't be too mysterious 3. Don't be all about the sell 4. Be relatable

[@prion42]

5. Lie

[@RamKumar-pe7hp]

6. Sex sells

[@kilisloe3474]

@@prion42 More like stretch the truth. It's sort of against the law to lie about what you're selling. but you can show that it's bigger than it actually is as long as you tell people about it. That's why commercials have small writing on the screen and it moves at a fast past so you won't notice.

[@thescarecrowman]

Actually, I think the first commercial would really appeal to millennials. There's something both funny and refreshing about an ad that's so straightforward.

[@tjfrye11]

@@kilisloe3474 well yes, & no... the laws are weird, but they could get away with lying (i.e. red bull does not give you wings)

[@Donity]

"OK Pickle guys back" Audience: turns off tv

[@maplevanilla2012]

Don’t get this past 69 likes

[@Donity]

@@maplevanilla2012YES nobody like it

[@J-le-One-and-Only]

Until the last commercial

[@Donity]

@Dhrishit Khandhar evil smh

[@Donity]

@Dhrishit Khandhar :D

[@idraigirtm]

"What if I don't like pickles?" "Oh, definitely get off my back about that!"

[@UrSammich]

"Well ok then! So how does one eat this pickle sandwich?"

[@alvallac2171]

*definitely

[@Brooke-rw8rc]

@@UrSammich "I don't know!"

[@idraigirtm]

@@alvallac2171 Oh, misspelling the word "definitely" is tight.

[@idraigirtm]

@@UrSammich "Yeah, we're not gonna explain that."

[@CoolHand032]

Here to see how Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle in it started after seeing them become a giant fast food conglomerate

[@cjg1029]

I thought the joke was going to be that he never told where the store was.

[@rubinajamal9438]

Same loool

[@semanticsamuel936]

I wanted to know how the TV show was staying on air before the pickle guy showed up.

[@insaincaldo]

@@semanticsamuel936 What do you mean? It's an excellent watch, 13 seasons strong.

[@BeczaBot]

Lol here in my state in Australia, there’s a radio station that lets callers tell the radio station’s audience about their business FOR FREE but the catch is they have to explain their business in fifteen seconds. Some people do a great pitch but waste time at the beginning saying “hello how are you?” To the hosts and so run out of time and haven’t mentioned what the name of their store is or where to find them, either physically or online.

[@notnicknamed]

@@BeczaBot thats cool

[@jonathanhightower6179]

"I put toge- please enjoy this." - Michael Pickleseller (2019)

[@elithedabber875]

"everybody likes pickles" "thats a true and good point ill quit being a dumb baby ab that" this is the quality content i subbed for ryan

[@TXPZ998]

Thats a true ang good point

[@AndyGilleand]

I'm going to need to you get all the way off my back about that

[@r1zynn998]

Your name disappoints me *Eli the dabber* 🤦‍♂️

[@paulitopichipoothingi8573]

i love pickles, btw cucumbers are fruiiiit!

[@evi_lution]

Nobody hates pickles

[@ProphecyGaming.]

You missed the oppertunity to say "if you use skillshare women will want to sleep with you" at the end of the sponsor.

[@OttoKreml]

Because he can't.

[@zip91187]

"it's not that big of a pickle, but I wouldn't say it's small either." Same, dude. Same.

[@nahyoungmont7278]

Same

[@johnnydomingue4099]

Made my Day xD

[@davesunhammer4218]

That's what made me identify....

[@CraigPremium]

I think your in a bit of a pickle here.

[@thelongestname2924]

That's what she said.

[@joshuabutner3495]

The second ad reminded me of a car commerical!

[@lenaelisabeth]

Lol or a perfume commercial

[@rec8127]

@@lenaelisabeth Agreed, perfume ads are very weird. Did you ever see the one with the crocodile?

[@IshowSongNames]

@@rec8127 yep

[@rec8127]

@@IshowSongNames yup.

[@nedexruler5333]

the third one was a drug commerical

[@jakepullman4914]

I know the guy hit the button, but I hope the "sounds I can make" show isn't really cancelled. I' m too invested at this point, I have to know how it ends.

[@Mintstar_Oceanpop]

It ends with a pretty big pickle.

[@MijmerMopper]

Not THAT big, but I wouldn't call it small either.

[@perfect_harmony4348]

there must be a season 14 coming

[@commandercaptain4664]

The show was cancelled on account that the host failed to make a TIE Fighter sound.

[@highintlowwis6580]

@@commandercaptain4664 I chuckled

[@xdeonyx1]

as an employee for the largest pickle manufacturer in North America, thank you for the “pretty big pickle” prop purchases

[@LeeOfLawazantiya]

As in the manufacturer of the largest pickle or the largest manufacturer of pickles?

[@flxtraa]

moral of the story '''give me your money''

[@armaniac661]

Money’s tight!

[@flxtraa]

@@armaniac661 lmaoo

[@adamjensen1831]

Money me now, Please.

[@besiiano4051]

I like this comment but the likes are at 69 so i cant like it due to the laws of physics

[@flxtraa]

@@adamjensen1831 is it ok if you join my discord server? please and thank you [discord.gg/4Zdut52]

[@andreim.g.9299]

"The 1st guy to ever made a commercial" Has a commercial in it I see what you did there, Ryan.

[@Snow_Pulse]

Mind blown 🤯

[@WordUnheard]

@@Snow_Pulse Skill...shared.

[@omarcrespo77]

I did, but I stopped at the commercial and came here instead! Nice try, Ryan. Nice try! ☝️🧐 #10PointsForEffort

[@Corusame]

Commerception

[@pudgebl67]

Yeah, he was in a real pickle 👍😁😉.

[@Maggoz777]

"So you got a sandwich for me?" "Yessir, I do!"

[@ChrisHarings]

YEAH YEAH YEAH

[@Damanism]

"It's a sandwhich with a pretty big pickle in it! " "-Wow, wow wow, wow!"

[@rrrlovebuddy]

Sandwiches with pretty big pickle in them are TIGHT 😎

[@RileyKTT]

Must have been difficult to make this sandwich. Actually no, super easy barely an inconvenience.

[@LeonardoHernandez-dj9je]

Oh really

[@nicole-ls4jb]

I think the Sandwich With a Pretty Big Pickle In It series of videos are my low-key favorite on this channel 😂

[@grimlord3181]

Did anyone else feel bad for Pickle Guy until the end?

[@ReneChiquete]

Means his ad worked

[@Atomix50972]

I do

[@hobobobo3204]

Munch munch his ad worked munch this is a pretty big pickle

[@foolishtoothpaste8935]

@@hobobobo3204 Munch Munch

[@weirddiary6456]

555 likes and 5 replies. This is genius.(until I commened) No one like

[@benbirkman288]

I like how in the third ad Michael puts a fake mustache on his real mustache.

[@kosakukawajiri16]

I never thought of that

[@ukuviispert9599]

Michael?

[@kosakukawajiri16]

TFEXY In The sketch, his name is Michael

[@ukuviispert9599]

@@kosakukawajiri16 oh

[@thepriestunknown3999]

TFEXY Michael Pickleseller is the guy’s name

[@chip5892]

_“It’s not that big of a pickle, but I wouldn’t say it’s a small pickle either.”_

[@mithril4572]

Wait... did you see my pickle.

[@crimebelt]

No u

[@FalconOfStorms]

Have you seen my berries?

[@crimebelt]

@@FalconOfStorms no u

[@mithril4572]

@@crimebelt i know

[@BluntedBaboon]

Props to the call back of "I'm just an everyday normal guy!"

[@ladyclassicalwrites]

This should be called “The First Guy to Ever Do Market Research.”

[@zan1971]

I like how your comment with 21 likes showed up above the hearted comment with 11k likes. It's a funny comment.

[@ladyclassicalwrites]

@@zan1971 Thanks!

[@corneliussnow3491]

I'm pretty sure that's the subtext of the video.Ryan has always been really clever about having a deeper meaning hidden inside the obvious message of the sketch. He's also a pretty damn good actor, as foot note. His comedic timing is perfect and delivery is always on par. The man is truly an unsung hero.

[@glixhsmke6780]

For the first guy to ever do a clickbait ad

[@kevinshin4354]

First guy to ever fake market research...

[@CRoot1952]

The guy just ready to hit the “cancel show” button was goddamn hilarious

[@sheacoburn8328]

Its his job he's Jeremy Cancelnoisemakershow

[@leonpaelinck]

yeah the guy who plays him is so underrated

[@vintage-radio]

@@sheacoburn8328 why is noise and maker in there

[@sheacoburn8328]

@@vintage-radio because it was his job and he is bound by contract to never have a different one

[@martinfiedler4317]

@@sheacoburn8328 I thought it was Peter Buttonpresser *_*

[@falkofscrum]

From now on I will always imagine every show having a big red "cancel show" button on the wall xD

[@redshirtveteran5688]

I think some shows have them mounted on a desk.

[@daerdevvyl4314]

I think sometimes you've been mounted on a desk.

[@redshirtveteran5688]

@@daerdevvyl4314 Yeesh, who's been pushing your buttons?

[@ishowedyouthat2575]

@@daerdevvyl4314 Same I thought he was mounted on a desk too

[@gaming_sith8397]

I Love Ryan's use of "I decided" to justify any odd decision

[@keppvandenakker8884]

Ryan: has moustache Also Ryan: wears fake moustache 03:04

[@rikvdakker938]

Hahaha 😂

[@littlered6340]

This comment deserves more than 50 likes 😂

[@somerandompersonontheinter6109]

@@thesanss4671 duh 😂

[@joroxus7111]

@@thesanss4671 What do you mean?It clearly is a different person

[@rikvdakker938]

The Sans's no wayyy

[@Lycanthromancer1]

The part with the "Cancel Show" button was hilarious.

[@robertb6362]

I agree. Do you mean parts?

[@Lycanthromancer1]

@@robertb6362 Well, at that point, I'd only seen the bit where Making Sounds Announcer Guy was having trouble, and the Hovers Hand Over Big Red Cancel Button Guy was hovering his hand over the big red cancel button. The other part was too true to life to be funny. It'd be like laughing at my pretty big pickle sandwich.

[@legoflashverselegendofspon4658]

the 1st guy 2 cancel a show

[@Lycanthromancer1]

@@legoflashverselegendofspon4658 The 1st guy 2 use numbers instead of words.

[@spiderdave6929]

Lycanthromancer he was about to say fuck

[@JakeTSnake7]

"My name is Michael Pickleseller" Me: Oh, this is a classic misdirect, he doesn't sell pickles... "I'm making this because I would like you to buy SANDWICHES from me" Me: I knew it!!! "I make sandwiches that have a big...a pretty big pickle in them" Me: *head explodes*

[@CazuhLynn]

Same xD

[@alvarorey9308]

Michael Pickleseller Me: I thought this name is Ryan George.

[@LearnSomethingNew0]

I can just imagine being the cashier at the store where Ryan is going to buy hot dog buns and pickles. 😂

[@Federe76]

Love these. "The 1st guy ever to milk a cow" please.

[@Miners666]

Federe Olivera especially since all adult humans were lactose intolerant at the time.

[@Federe76]

@@Miners666 Did not know it. This needs to get done.

[@Brooke-rw8rc]

First guy to try sour cream? "Hasn't that been sitting out overnight?" "I don't know!" "You could get sick from that!" "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

[@cortster12]

"Yeah, you just suck on it! Or if you want to save some for later, tug on her a bit and put it in a container!"

[@tariqn._6614]

Yes

[@seifwilliams5581]

Ryan that makes noises: don’t know how to make a noise Other Ryans: so you have chosen... death

[@nicholaslewis8594]

I think he was about to say a certain slur and that’s why.

[@ShadowPhoenix82]

@@nicholaslewis8594 how do you figure?

[@Cubezs]

How do you get 13 seasons of pure noises??!?! Those must be some impressive noises

[@anastasyavie6236]

Oh it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@armaniac661]

Yes, they are! So anyways, ...

[@popstalerfilm7782]

He had me like after the 13 season line.

[@cymes82]

You ask Richard nicely.

[@tomboysamantha5731]

It was super easy barely an inconvenience to come up with those 13 lines

[@conureron3792]

I gotta say those pickle sandwich ads had me laughing

[@jamesblonde2624]

Ryan: “Hey Im Micheal Pickleseller” Me: “Hmm I wonder what you're selling 🤨🤨” Ryan: “Im selling Sandwiches” Me: “Oh...” Ryan: “With a pretty big pickle in it” Me: “There its is” EDIT: Ryan Hearted this comemnt and I changed the spelling pointed out and I lost it. So happy and so sad at the same time :(

[@turbotaquitogoogle8095]

*you're

[@lunagotdippedinsauce9432]

Turbo Taquito [Google] this is the youtube comment section, not english class

[@Oliver-cg5ud]

@@lunagotdippedinsauce9432 I know right *its is*

[@Zazabazaa]

Honestly I'm ashamed to say that I did not catch that joke till I read this comment, I just thought it was a silly name

[@jamesblonde2624]

@@turbotaquitogoogle8095 There you go all fixed up!

[@raydunakin]

"That's a true and good point! I'll stop being a big baby about that!" LOL!

[@ishaanagrawal3575]

"Hello there. My name is Michael Pickleseller." "I would like you to buy sandwiches from me." *Biggest plot twist ever.*

[@cresbalundo8845]

Michael Shoemaker vs. Michael Pickleseller

[@alitasdemir1545]

I like how they made that from "the first guy to ever have a name"

[@Honey_the_animation]

* gasp* omg he wants to sell sandwiches but his last name is pickleseller 🤯 mind. Blown.

[@piotr8803]

Hah, nobody expected... Spanish inquisition

[@cresbalundo8845]

My comment was an f1 reference if you didint know

[@KellicTiger]

3:53 Now I feel bad for pickle guy. I want to buy one of his sandwiches.

[@ParaBros]

I was sold on the first pickle commercial tbh

[@fredriksvard2603]

ParaBros it was better than the second one

[@SeemsLikeSomething]

Love the “everyday normal guy” reference 😆

[@josiahbodden4033]

SeemsLikeSomething they could be like a club and I order to get in is to look like everyone else

[@oliver6969]

It's not that big of a pickle but i wouldn't say it's a small pickle either LOL

[@LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn]

It's a Gurken!

[@ruyva52]

That's what she said

[@blue_pomeranian]

I like how the ads kept exaggerate the size as time went on mimicking the fast food industry's ads

[@lazylexy2123]

Coming back and watching this makes me realise just how meta Ryan's sketches can get. We already know he's playing the roles of all these characters in the Ryan-verse, and some of those characters have fake moustaches... So when Michael Pickleseller was acting as a character in his own ad, in order to simulate a fake moustache for that character, he had to tape it to his face, because properly applied fake moustaches are already used to represent real people in the "Ryan-verse". So some might just see this character as a quick joke about poorly produced ads, but it's also a meta reference to the fact that Ryan is creating worlds within worlds... "It's fake moustaches all the way down".

[@thecomfyshirt]

This literally felt like a rick and morty interdimensional cable bit.

[@fastertrackcreative]

I was thinking that. I suspect they don't script those parts but invent them on the fly hence the slight awkwardness.

[@Pooofcomify]

So glad to find this comment lol I thought the same thing

[@cathrionaoshea1687]

Hahahaha it does 😂

[@pascalsimioli6777]

As opposed to... Metaphorically felt? Your "literally" registration has been voided for misuse.

[@Mad_Leroy]

Ryan George should get a part on Rick and Morty, without a doubt...

[@hhhsp951]

And thus, false advertising was born.

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

Yes but the ad said woman want me if I eat the pickle sandwich

[@Gary-ky8oe]

I’m pretty sure that’s true

[@user-fy4zc9rs5e]

@@Cheezy_Bunz Fair Enough

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

How do you know that pickle guy’s pickles won’t get you laid?

[@TheFourthWinchester]

Axe, especially, is guilty of it. Women run away if you wear axe unlike in their ads.

[@reallue]

"Thats a true and good point, I'll stop being a dumb baby about it"

[@royalpain9281]

Great.

[@granite_planet]

This is a good sentence and I use it often.

[@dracula0]

This is the best video that Ryan has made

[@fantedanedits5850]

*"All the noises I know how to make..."* "So... You have a new noise for me...?" "Yes sir.. I do.."

[@seanthebeast300]

Fan Te Dan Edits flerp!

[@susanwilliams2392]

Wow, it must be really hard to make all these new noises...

[@alexifelton1070]

Susan Williams actually it’s super easy easy barely an inconvenience

[@susanwilliams2392]

@@alexifelton1070 ;) :p Wow wow wow!

[@piranha031091]

New noises are TIGHT!

[@AsaNoGaijin]

"We got there because we always do" - this is inspirational

[@ldbeastmode0689]

3:46 missed opportunity to say “It’s not that big of a dill”

[@hamman_samuel]

Damn

[@doodled6629]

Do

[@KingPancat]

It's a pretty big dill

[@notohkae]

I wish all adverts had the owner of the business chat about their product in the studio for 10 seconds before playing the clip

[@soorajmathews5025]

This is like watching Interdimensional Cable from Rick & Morty.

[@cavareenvius7886]

The Council of Ryans. Where everybody is a Ryan. And every Ryan comes from a dimension where everybody is a Ryan.

[@cavareenvius7886]

A multiverse of Ryans. A Ryanverse

[@jimdoom2276]

Totally, even down to the stuttering delivery.

[@fattypros82]

YES!

[@nandano.1656]

Ryan, Rick & Morty

[@tomboysamantha5731]

“Micheal pickleseller” He was born to sell pickles

[@okkoheinio5139]

I think it's a nod to the video "the first guy to have a name"

[@tomboysamantha5731]

Okko Heiniö *oh yeah!* I think you’re right

[@ReddFoxx1562]

Actually he married into that name. It was serendipitous.

[@joshuabalcombe4975]

Sandwiches*

[@tomboysamantha5731]

Joshua Balcombe you’re right. He was born to sell sandwiches with big pickles

[@arthurplayz9188]

Plot twist: This is an actual add for picklesandwiches

[@dani007a]

I'll be honest, it's kinda made me want to get some hot dog buns and put a pretty big pickle in it, just to see what it tastes like.

[@imacouch1527]

This video is sponsored by a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it

[@Ltd_z]

picklesandwiches or like... pick le sandwiches "le" means "the" in spanish

[@humanperson3733]

Not to be that person but... le (or la) is french and el or la is Spanish (sorry if this cake across rude or anything!)

[@thefatcat1366]

Pickles and witches

[@ReddishBlue999]

Grass is a versatile plant with many landscaping uses. Whether planted as an ornamental accent, lawn grass, or groundcover, many different types of grass are available to homeowners.

[@FreakHarryPotter]

"Everybody likes pickles." "That's a true and good point. I'll stop being a dumb baby about it." Nice Rugrats reference, there, Ryan.

[@okiden.mefineyt93]

I never watched rugrats🤭

[@pallyboy6005]

@@ichijofestival2576 Angelica called them "Dumb Babies" a lot

[@allisonstarr6074]

I can’t believe I missed that reference!

[@sauceboss9797]

@@pallyboy6005 and her last name was pickles

[@lone_stick]

Alternate title: The start of the Ad-stonaut's career.

[@ST29399]

Five years later Hello welcome to our show sponsored by Michael pickleseller.....

[@gametoonslogic3697]

lol

[@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez]

At least Michael Pickleseller never forgot about the folks who gave him his start.

[@jackwils3857]

This video was brought to you by Michael pickleseller, more about him at the end of this sketch Hi its me I'm the adstronaut, I'm here in adspace to talk to you about a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it

[@shadowninjagaming1383]

that won't happen because he pressed the cancel show button

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

@@shadowninjagaming1383 maybe the show got revived.

[@davinolson3604]

The amount of times Ryan says "A sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it" had me laughing so hard...😂 I don't know why, and my humor is broken. Also the "Fu---fu---"and the guys ready to cancel the show was so on the nose. The guy who cancelled the show and wanted a sandwich...😂

[@garrettelliott5849]

3:46 It's not that big of a *DILL* I'll see myself out.

[@deathsinger8663]

groan

[@creativedesignation7880]

Hold on! Are you telling me there is dill on the sandwich too? I need one of those sandwiches now!

[@anakinpalpatine8725]

Making bad puns is tight

[@darcanjel7]

Me: So I hear you have a sandwich for me? Pickle guy: Yes sir I do!

[@SmashLiXs]

you: where is it? pickle guy: i got hungry & ate it it

[@draconshot928]

@@SmashLiXs you: well can you get me a new one Pickle Guy: Yeah that'll be super easy barely an inconvenience

[@SmashLiXs]

@@draconshot928 there was no question mark in that

[@Faun-e5b]

Eating pickle sandwiches is TIGHT!

[@SmashLiXs]

@@Faun-e5b are pickles tight?

[@andrew-leedebruyn6522]

Lol I can't believe he's been making noises for 13 seasons 😂😂

[@ersetzbarescrewmitgliednr789]

This is a great advert! I have watched this voluntarily at least 5 times

[@sc2starkey]

this is rick and morty interdimensional cable and i like it

[@fernandoi8958]

pickleeeeeeeeeee riiiiiiiiiickkkkkkk

[@namukolosiyumbwa3323]

@@fernandoi8958 OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@steverobertson3980]

Yeah, Jacob Starkey you pretty much nailed it. It is great

[@imakeadifference2011]

"It's not that big of a dill" SMOOTH

[@martiddy]

I want a dill pickle now!

[@RetroRanter]

I love Ryan's channel, why? Because I'm just some frickin every day normal guy.

[@codexous]

Yaaa 69th updoot xD

[@aurawarrior1367]

"All the noises I know how to make" is just the original ASMR channel

[@elbruces]

I kinda want to see a full uninterrupted episode of "All The Noises I Know How To Make."

[@Mintstar_Oceanpop]

Same

[@philipwagner9169]

No can do. You have to buy the 13-season boxset, a snip at $93.75.

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

That would be really cool for a charity livestream. Maybe Ba Ba Ba Guy can make an appearance

[@b.m.933]

Frederick Noisemaker is the Bababa guy and Pop guy from “the first toxic fan”

[@pinkmacaroon8950]

Isnt that unsanitary? Its not if u don't think about it 2020: Ahem

[@dbomb543210]

This comment deserves more likes

[@VeggieGirl07]

Sorry to ruin the 69 likes but I had to like

[@richardmahn7589]

Yes, that didn't age well.

[@chaossmith3864]

Right? Was looking to see if anyone said anything about this.

[@mandalortemaan7510]

If you think about it you're drinking dino pee and eating their crap

[@yt8co]

The phrase 'everybody likes pickles' has never sounded so threatening

[@DragynryderMW]

LoL. "Isn't that unsanitary?" "It isn't as bad as you think."

[@TheGroundedCoffee]

Fast forward to 2020 and you can't even breath in each other's vicinity.

[@borkeez7733]

My Ideas for more First Guy Sketches: -First Guy to Get a Haircut -First Guy to Wear Clothes -First Guy to Make a Vlog -First Guy to Own a House -First Guy to Wear Glasses

[@sodiboo]

Wear clothes, not suitable for youtube, own a house? Maybe build a house?

[@jbmiller3280]

First guy to get a restraining order for over suggesting ideas about First guy skits.

[@EliasCoptere]

First guy to create money

[@Top_Hat_Man]

First Guy To Wear Cloths.

[@judsonsfunnyfarm578]

Also, I love how you put ads at the end of the video instead of in the middle it just makes it so much better and it makes me want to watch it and I’m really sick right now and it just makes me feel good

[@DripTangerine]

I wish life was a simple as making noises for 13 seasons and earning a living :-(

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

Same.

[@jakepullman4914]

It's not as easy as you think. You saw, he almost got cancelled with that "fa" sound.

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

@@jakepullman4914 True.

[@azeTrom17]

Dee Bradley Baker made a career out of it lol Granted he's a pretty damn good noisemaker

[@marcw6875]

I think I've watched some streamers who fit that description.

[@rpm297]

"So, you have a pickle sandwich for me?" "Yes sir, I do. It's a pretty big one too."

[@charlierashi100]

Over the past 3 months, you’re channel has quickly become my favourite KZbin channel. Oh, and here are some ideas: “The first guy to eat meat” “The first guy to wear clothes” “The first guy to milk a cow” “The first guy to swear” “The first guy to do a back flip, snap the bad guy’s neck and save the day”

[@tomboysamantha5731]

The last one got me😂😂

[@lillyhill6093]

might I also offer: "The first guy to churn butter" "The first guy to get and use salt"

[@cynthiasmith2459]

Those are all hilarious! 😂😂

[@tomboysamantha5731]

“The first guy to speak a different language”

[@charlierashi100]

garry girgus, haha! They sound good.

[@luckylynx613]

The purpose of the commercial : GIVE ME MONEY FOR PICKLES

[@apelord7310]

This feels like the 1300’s where everyone’s last name was what they did

[@antimatterg]

In the RGCU it never died out.

[@thirstfast1025]

This video had an overbearing "Interdimensional Cable" feel to it.

[@Shroomy_Boi]

Congrats on making a legible Rick and Morty reference I am very proud

[@ea6102]

Honestly a lot of Ryan's videos feel like interdimensional cable, but this one especially does

[@Olzone]

I was SURE he just forgot about putting up a phone number.

[@richardmahn7589]

Call now, and you'll get a second pretty big pickle sandwich for just twice the price!

[@Noivern87]

@Richard Mahn wow that's a fantastic offer!

[@MeleeGamer]

I love the reference to "The first guy to ever have a name" what with the fact that Michael's last name is Pickleseller.

[@shloksabarwal4450]

Ryan: Why aren't you buying my pickle-sandwich? People: I don't know! Ryan: Fair enough.

[@CastleGlower]

Fair enuf

[@greywolf7577]

Probably because he didn't give the store's address. How were people supposed to find him to buy the pickles?

[@argylleagen]

Yea yea yea

[@TheRandomizerYT]

If someone actually did such a sarcastic commercial at a popular show, I would definitely buy it.

[@LeKnightStudios13419]

13th Season of making noises? Wow that’s dedication lol 😂

[@justaguy5855]

“My name is Michael Pickleseller and I sell *S A N D W I C H E S* “

[@mr.freedom3068]

"And then the sandwich did a backflip snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day"

[@armaniac661]

Woah!

[@legoflashverselegendofspon4658]

you mean the alien

[@tomboysamantha5731]

And that’s how the sandwich became an avenger

[@lillyhill6093]

No what are you talking about. he is clearly a spy

[@Mike._.6565]

I understood that reference

[@ammarmonim4118]

Making commercials is super easy barely an inconvenience.

[@joshmciver4847]

*sigh*

[@Damocles16]

May I add that it's also quite tight ?

[@ammarmonim4118]

@@Damocles16 yes you may.

[@Damocles16]

@@ammarmonim4118 well it is indeed. Quite.

[@FedeSkillArg]

It took 4 tries, so no.

[@jonathanlopez2650]

“Each of our sandwiches is handcrafted with some state of the art bread i found at the store” 🤣

[@peterpike]

I would like to order one of them sammiches with a pretty big pickle in it.

[@otaviosantosdealbuquerque]

Peter Pike LOLL

[@chaosryans]

Ill take 5