The First Guy To Ever Own A Dog

[@TheBluekid13]

At first I thought Ryan bought some sort of dog figure, but I'm incredibly relieved he continues to play every character for the sake of continuity. I just can't figure out how he plays a cat so convincingly.

[@Kibannn]

Okay the ending got me

[@MargaritaOnTheRox]

Clearly you never watched his two cats in a restaurant video.

[@RenegadeSpider2]

Dogs can be real expensive I decided

[@himanbam]

nothing click here for nothing

[@markmac2206]

super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@gadzewk]

i love how tender ryan is with his cat in the sketch. you can tell he loves his little dumb boy by how he holds him. and by how the little guy kind of grudgingly but gracefully accepts it for the time being he decided

[@ClanImprobable]

So agree!

[@AxelVb]

That cat is Ryan in a costume wdym?

[@FrostyCapy]

Can't believe Ryan got a real dog and trained it to act just for this video

[@Mikewee777]

" real " .

[@Mikewee777]

?

[@thej1810]

@@Mikewee777 yes, real.

[@AnotherAverageUsername]

This tells a lot about the history of the wolf and how we domesticated it

[@HenriZwols]

I think the first person to tame a wolf left out the part about carrying plastic bags around to pick up the wolf's faeces.

[@adamwebb8114]

Pretty obvious who's a cat lover, and my neighbor does those displate type paintings of animals cut out into the shapes of deer, bears, people, you name it he does it

[@trevorgarcia5999]

“We’ll that sounds worse”😂😂

[@itsthat8496]

I wish you had way more content... awesome stuff.

[@StacksOnBricks]

I’m now going to ask my dog to inform me of who a good boy is, if he knows one.

[@hiphiprenae]

The paw! OMG, I died. LMAO

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

This is so funny because dogs were domesticated way before cats.

[@alen7480]

That dog looks like he is related to Triumph the Insult Comic dog

[@ldarrow]

Words that can’t be said in the presence of my dog, unless you intend to follow through with it. Walk, shoes, leash, and park, all of these indicate that you are going to take him somewhere. Also, treat and dinner because this indicates that you will be giving him food.

[@MorningKillsDawn]

Idk Ryan, wobbling paper *is* fun, but I can't recall wobbling metal lately, so who's to say

[@TheFishCream]

The “who’s a good boy” bit where the dog puts its paw to its mouth got me. Well done Ryan!

[@lukamaisuradze4622]

Props to Ryan for getting an actual professional actor dog just for this sketch. That's dedication!

[@MiotaLee]

I need the anime edit

[@quintespeed]

The suspense was killing him

[@MrOnosa]

I went "Aww!"

[@Denidrakes69]

me too!

[@gutspraygore]

I'm still wondering how Ryan was able to hold himself up while also playing the cat. The details in these sketches are amazing.

[@theothedog977]

The amount of camerawork just to do that, it’s so amazing all the little things

[@darthdragon117]

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

@@darthdragon117oh really?

[@PeterParker-qi7co]

@@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl yeah yeah yeah…. Yeah

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

@@PeterParker-qi7co wow wow wow… wow!

[@hunterkiller1440]

I can't wait to see them react to the dog and cat battle.

[@dongle_fiddler]

So then the dog did a backflip, snapped the bad cat's neck and saved the day.

[@mexicanbatman8157]

That's just a dog killing a cat... It happens a lot lol

[@debbierhode6291]

I was waiting for that too lol!

[@stare4539]

LoOoool

[@Donnah1979]

​@@mexicanbatman8157 - Hahaha... Cute that you think the dog will win!

[@jw8160]

The cat wasn't staring at the walls, he was trying to determine the best locations for his Displate collection. 😋

[@Alavi24]

That's genius.

[@menosproblemos6993]

That is literary starting at a wall. But in a not boring way so it's okay.

[@josephparker5619]

"I think that's because of how dumb he is" - adstronaut's work buddy

[@insaincaldo]

Thought he was trying to determine where he could jump through, but this is a good tie in.

[@ClanImprobable]

That’s perfect!

[@CardboardMarzipan]

I grew up with a dog that my parents got when he was just a puppy. He not only learned “walk” but W-A-L-K spelled out. I always thought it was funny how my mom would still spell it out, she always seemed to forget our dog had learned what it meant spelled out as well. This actually brought back memories, haha. ❤️

[@finn596]

The same thing happened to us but one step further, we started using hand gestures to signify a walk and my dog eventually found out what the hand gestures meant

[@thewiirocks]

Had a Husky that was so smart, she learned WALK (and every variation thereof) in _three different_ languages! English, Spanish, and Russian! Being a Husky, she’d play stupid when she didn’t want to do something. But gosh, the moment you used the magic word WALK, she knew EXACTLY what you were talking about. In pretty much any language. 😂

[@Lassenissen]

Our dogs didn't even need to learn the words. They learned the time of day.

[@thewiirocks]

@@Lassenissen Dogs are incredibly hopeful creatures. If you mention a walk outside their normal schedule, they are ALL OVER that shizz. Compare that to cats who get outright offended if you change a schedule by a “mere” 15 minutes. (Fun fact: I used to have a cat that knew when it was the kids bedtime. He’d then literally chase them, nipping at their heels, until they were in bed. At which point he’d scramble up to the top bunk and purr our older son to sleep.)

[@gabs1224]

I was a young child and didnt know that table scraps were bad for dogs, BUT...We had a Chihuahua who learned the word cheese. It was great.

[@raydunakin]

"I taught him how to do little screams." Now he loves it so much, he'll do little screams for HOURS! He frickin' loves doing little screams! Day or night! And they're loud screams too. People will be able to hear him from blocks away. The neighbors are gonna love him, I decided!

[@NaughtyShepherd]

That’s accurate.

[@Sawer]

We have simular neighbours😂

[@CoyoteGuru]

How this is even legal is beyond me.

[@zerglinglover2303]

@@CoyoteGuru how is it legal... For dogs to bark?

[@andyharris3084]

@@CoyoteGuru where I am, it’s the damn birds that are noisy. There should be a law against that 🤣

[@Enraged.]

I love how in this universe, people created incredibly advanced architecture before taming dogs.

[@spideykong777]

priorities… i think?

[@bobnix3240]

@@spideykong777 Bad priorities. I'd rather live in a cave with my dogs. :-)

[@BrutusMaximusAurelius]

Well if all dogs are this ugly I can’t blame them. ;)

[@christopherdrummer4464]

We need a Ryanverse pitch meeting

[@TempFel3]

And sports like tennis

[@PKNWP]

My absolute favorite continuity detail is how the two roommates didn’t really like each other back during the cat adoption video, but now they’ve grown to be besties ❤️

[@rsrt6910]

They all stare at the wall together and puke up hairballs.

[@cal7772]

@@rsrt6910 ??? What?

[@AllisonRhine]

@@cal7772 it's a reference to the First Man To Own A Cat video

[@suorastas1]

The cat really brought the together

[@OneTopic]

little *W-A-L-K’s* around the neighbourhood are my favourite i decided

[@play.undertale.yellow]

First reply lol

[@grapaliciousneedshelp]

2nd reply lol

[@IronL27]

3rd reply lol

[@lbrinley21]

4th reply lol

[@himanbam]

4rd reply lol

[@pumpkinking5397]

"I'm not licking that!" True words to live by. Lol

[@michaelallen9294]

LOL at that one.

[@scifibri2376]

"I'm not licking that" I died laughing at that part! This had a lot of good laughs but that was the biggest one from me I've decided

[@cuzidodgebullets6797]

That and "he LOVES to chew on balls."

[@lifeiscats1337]

don't forgot the "Excuse me yes I'm looking for uh good boy"

[@piplup10203854]

“I’m not doing that!” Just had me 💀

[@kevinb314]

You didnt find it weird he didnt have a real dog in this video at all?

[@delix787]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@evergreen8600]

I can only imagine Ryan seeing this perfect dog mask in a store and instantly knew what he had to do

[@miriamrosemary9110]

[Sees dog doll in store] I'll make a video based on that I decided!

[@markmac2206]

who's a good Ryan?

[@Jack-sy8mr]

I gotta say Ryan’s cat costume is far more convincing than his dog mask

[@coolnerdlll6053]

I will never get tired of the continually expanding Ryanverse. At this point he has to be on to us.

[@nailasymmone]

Facts

[@emolgaslides]

Yeah

[@RealCoolGuy]

I'm a little disappointed he couldn't get a real dog for this skit...

[@stephenmcloughlin9894]

@@RealCoolGuy Not me; I wanted him to play the part of the dog too.

[@bemascu7087]

I love how he used exactly the same outfits from ~3 years ago

[@zoeadkins9095]

"I gave him some food and he stopped trying to kill me." "Seems like an unhealthy relationship." Being a cook, I can tell you, dogs ain't the only ones.

[@HenriZwols]

What other ingredients are regularly trying to kill you? Are you a Swedish cook?

[@zerosumgame5700]

@@HenriZwols Your statement implies that you cook dogs, which would certainly try to kill you for using them as food.

[@TheElectra5000]

😂😂😂

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Same with cats

[@DeathnoteBB]

As someone who gets crankier when hungry, I can also confirm. Even if I’m not cranky I enjoy free food

[@Nox-q8k]

That cat character really nailed his role, hope we see more of him in future videos!

[@nerd_1356]

"Was it difficult to convince a Wolf not to kill you?" "Actually super easy barely an inconvenience"

[@nutbastard]

"Oh really?" "Yeah I just waited for its mother to wander away while it was a helpless puppy and then I, you know, STOLE it." "Oh my god."

[@isitsweet9567]

There were probably smaller, friendlier wolves who had trouble finding food because they had somewhat weaker hunting instincts and had been rejected from the pack because they weren't like the other wolves. They would probably at first hang around villages to steal food, but once the villagers figured out that they weren't dangerous, they could fairly easily be tamed, being desperate and lonely. I find that scenario more likely than that a human would (successfully) kidnap a wolf pup (wolves are usually not at all neglectful parents, and even if you could find the den and lure the whole pack away, they could track you down- by smell, even if you covered your footprints perfectly- and get aggressive). Still, I've had an argument on this exact topic with someone who thought that wolves must have evolved naturally into the same form as dogs, which I think is rather ludicrous because dogs would not have survived in the wild.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@isitsweet9567 They definitely didn’t evolve naturally, but I also doubt wolves get abandoned, as wolf packs are family packs, not just a random assortment of wolves. Though idk maybe some wolf families are jerks

[@rsrt6910]

@@nutbastard "Then I tied a rope around his neck and held him captive until he developed-" "Stockholm syndrome." "-a bond with me, like with the cat." "You know something doesn't seem right you keep kidnapping animals like this." "Okay, I'm gonna need you to get alll the way off my back about this."

[@isitsweet9567]

@@DeathnoteBB I've heard a pretty terrible story about this one wolf pack where the alpha female was so bad that she ate her own sister's pups, so in the end the family mutinied and bit her to death (the description was painful to read) though the sister, who was pregnant again, had the grace to adopt Alpha's pups. This wasn't in a normal pack- members kept getting shot by humans to the point where their one surviving brother and the sister's partner were the only males, and this had been going on for several generations with each one becoming more disturbed. I think wolves are very much like humans socially and emotionally, in that their essential nature is to be loyal and loving like dogs, but they also have a hardcore side because of their ancestral environment and the need to hunt ruthlessly to survive. If there's a stressor, a real or perceived need or danger, the we-stand-by-each-other code is tested and hierarchies can form according to who is seen to be contributing more than others. In the same manner, humans' hard core resents those it considers softer, because one who doesn't hunt would be dependent on a hunter and give nothing back materially. Public executions and such things identify and torture the soft one in the audience who can't deal with the violence that the society proclaims is a necessary part of life; such an individual is weak, and a leech of society, and we are even more disgusted by weakness than by villainy.

[@ClintsReptiles]

Somebody should create a whole KZbin channel to help you figure out if a furry thing is the best roommate for you, I've decided...

[@Goldenraptor_]

Omg hello Clint! Didn't expect to see you comment on this video, I love your videos, also what reptile do you think I should get? I'm thinking either ball python or maybe bearded dragon for starting

[@dankblonde7173]

That channel should be run by some sort of biologist I’ve decided

[@ghostboy4115]

Ryan and clint collab ? 👀 “First guy to ever see a snake” “First guy to have a (insert any pet reptile here) “ Etc etc.

[@stare4539]

Looool

[@MattJohno2]

I prefer little feathered things tbh. Some of them can even fly

[@Vrynn10]

Hearing him descrbe dog barks as “little screams” is still the funniest part of this video to me no matter how many times I see it.

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

I love the fact that this connects to the "first guy to have a pet" video. It shows that Ryan puts a lot of thought into this. It's also nice that the roommate ended up bonding with the cat after all.

[@Jimmy_Jones]

It was obvious that the cat enslaved him.

[@mahoganywolf8843]

Bonded with the cat to such an extent that he’s holding it just out of frame throughout the entire video.

[@_will795]

It’s a good video.. I wouldn’t call it a lot of thought though lol

[@jimmym3352]

i haven't seen that one, must find it.

[@Rennies-World]

The continuity is amazing!

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

Hey Ryan, excellent work on the CGI cat but I’m glad you got a REAL dog for this scene 👍

[@spartenallarm2274]

Pff, that cat was defenetely a paid parrot, quite obvious if you ask me.

[@Rockethead293]

@@spartenallarm2274 no? It was OBVIOUSLY a tortoise People these days...

[@evanmoran2609]

I'm pretty sure that ryan was playing the role of the cat guys

[@djb1zarre_kompatime]

@@evanmoran2609 No way, Ryan played both the cat and the dog.

[@gurvmlk]

@@djb1zarre_kompatime So then the dog and cat were playing Ryan and Ryan?

[@Raroata35]

2:45: loads of cat hair suddenly all over Ryan’s shirt 2:52: I’m gonna need you to get ALL THE WAY off my front

[@moss3388]

HOW DA HECK DID U SEE THAT ARE U MAGIC?

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@moss3388 when you have to check for cat hair all the time, you learn to spot it even for a second.

[@thatllwork_official]

And we’re gonna have to bring him everywhere too I decided because he can’t take care of himself. But don’t worry everyone will hate how much hair he leaves all over their house.

[@blackmoreinc]

I see you have met some of the same people I know...

[@ravingcuriosity6345]

Or how he simply decides to jump on people who are clearly showing a body language of "I dont wanna be your friend. Dont approach me!", or spend the day with its nose, mouth and tongue in other dogs' asses, some poop, garbage bags, and even carcasses, and the be super excited about licking your face! Isn't that just GREAT?

[@ajoajoajoaj]

@@ravingcuriosity6345 I doubt whether that body language is so clear to dogs.

[@semisemicoloncolon]

hey that’ll work LMAO love your channel

[@kats_and_sushi9389]

​@@ravingcuriosity6345 lmao, or how they just love pooping in public and gracing you with being the one to pick it up

[@mokaking]

Owner: *stands up* Dog: "I guess we are going for a walk"

[@Fredycraft23]

accurate

[@DreamedYard]

Based on the size of the freakishly large paw at 2:28 I’m pretty sure Ryan just adopted a werewolf but it was probably super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@calamar1e320]

The dog lifting the paw to his mouth at 2:25 after the "who's a good boy" thing is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet. Please continue making content, Ryan. This content, that content, any content. Please.

[@leovk5779]

I agree, I've decided. And I don't even know why it's so funny.

[@hannah1948]

agreed!! that was hilarious!!

[@MajorDeath-df9gm]

Thanks for time stamping it

[@John231984]

I lost it at that's point.

[@iwatchwithnoads7480]

@@leovk5779 it's funny. Why are you asking why, get all the way off my back about it

[@coffeebean7340]

"The first guy to ever" series is absolute gold! Please make infinite videos!

[@spartenallarm2274]

Next Video: The first person to ever make a video about the first person to ever make a video about the first person to ever make a video about........

[@samirh2758]

That'll take the pressure off him

[@datdankdj8264]

Doing things for the first time ever is tight!

[@markmac2206]

next week: the first person to make infinite videos.

[@NinjaPieceLOL]

@@markmac2206 "I'm so tired!" - The first person to make infinite videos.

[@aletta3180]

Petition for first guy to ever want a portrait?

[@ManicPandaz]

The deep lore of this episode is that the cat was trying to tell the roommates about their bare walls. He thinks they need Displate to spice up the house too.

[@veganconservative1109]

That or there are mice in the walls.

[@HariSeldon913]

@@veganconservative1109 Or even insects.

[@brucebaker810]

Cats have 9 livers.

[@LizLuvsCupcakes]

Well, interior decor hasn’t been invented yet.

[@Paul_G.]

Yes, the callback with the adstronaut was a nice touch. Another great vid, Ryan. :)

[@JoaquinBauman]

Ryan George is one of the few people on KZbin that can actually get me to laugh out loud 😂

[@theastrotheorist]

BROO SAME LITERALLY I NEVER LAUGH TO ANY VIDEOS ON KZbin, BUT THE JOKES IN THIS ARE JUST SO FUNNY. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE SAYS "excuse me i am looking for a good boy could you please tell me where I can find one"

[@nhmooytis7058]

His twin brother is funny too.

[@py_a_thon]

Agreed. This world is often forgetting what comedy is. Comedy requires risking offending others. Otherwise...the joke is possibly going to be lame. An inoffensive joke is not lame by default. I would argue that someone who is afraid to offend people will not have very funny jokes though.

[@Revan498]

can you make a video on the first guy to make pancakes? :"Come try this floppy biscuits I made! They taste great if you cover them in boiled tree blood!"

[@MissesWitch]

I love how he uses a real cat but a fake dog. It just makes the sketch so much more funnier, It's like we feel how the guy is feeling!

[@veganconservative1109]

It would have been hellish to bring in a real dog with an established cat though.

[@lauranolastnamegiven3385]

that was a fake dog?!

[@Dadofer1970]

It had to be that way, because cats rule and dogs drool.

[@Garlicbreadconnisuer]

That's a real dog though

[@seantds619]

Fake dog? That's about as absurd as the idea that these are all the same guy in these videos

[@Denidrakes69]

haha, "who's a good boy?" His massive paw cracked me up 😂🤣

[@dogfight2018]

I love this series! 🤣 it really makes you see how absurd some of the things humanity does can be. I feel like a good next one could be "the first guy to get a piercing".

[@py_a_thon]

"I want to put a hard metal object in my nose I decided..." "I mean, I could stab your nose if you want, yet wouldn't you prefer to go to a rhinoplasty clinic instead?" "I decided I want metal on my face...!" Honestly...this dude could just steal the comment section sometimes and it would still be funny.

[@thinkinofanameidunno7816]

"i'm gonna stab a little hole in my ear and put somethin in there!" "WHY?" "because it'll look cool!"

[@dogfight2018]

@@thinkinofanameidunno7816 Exactly!! 🤣

[@Caroline-dl2mv]

"I'm going to stab a sharp pointy object into my body and keep it there for months so the open wound doesn't close up!" "...WHAT?"

[@BoraHorzaGobuchul]

You could throw in other body mods as well in the very end, like tongue splitting, tooth filing and sh$t like that

[@monkeyking9863]

as a dog owner i can not even move the leash without the dog flipping out thinking im taking them for a walk

[@MargaritaOnTheRox]

My dog recognizes my workout clothes and loses her mind, knowing it means we're going for a run.

[@samirh2758]

Is your dog non-binary?

[@bonzerrexaltaccount3662]

@@samirh2758 no people just like preferring to animals as it or the dog

[@daeganish7304]

What

[@veganconservative1109]

Used to have a cockapoo that would wiggle her entire body like some kind of belly dancer when I touched the leash. This despite having a big yard to roam in. Surprised she never did herself an injury.

[@gregmartin1757]

The actor who plays the cat is fantastic! Never seen a cat portrayed so convincingly. That's a brando , deniro, streep oscar worthy level performance.

[@brucebaker810]

Andy Sirkis?

[@perfect10recaps]

The real question, though, is what happened to Mr. Marbles?!

[@brucebaker810]

I smell an upcoming Emmy (tm) for "Best Actor in an Animal Role."

[@brucebaker810]

@@perfect10recaps Mr Marbles is not so Elgin any more. He lives in an alley and gets crocked. (incl 2 puns from game of marbles)

[@perfect10recaps]

@@brucebaker810 Shame... Shame. He was one of the best to ever grace our screens with his purresence.

[@brettsmith5903]

Owning a dog is the healthiest relationship you can possibly have.

[@renab.7390]

I love how this is basically a cat lover trying to understand dog owners. 😸

[@hannahbaker6617]

I'd like your comment but you're at exactly 100 likes

[@Tenchi707]

No that's the first guy to witness the first guy own a dog

[@SofaKingShit]

@@hannahbaker6617 Hundreds of people have since ruined that perfect world.

[@hannahbaker6617]

@@SofaKingShit I liked it lol

[@Coolbowser829]

This is the only channel that I voluntarily watch the sponsors because they're so funny 🤣

[@talhasial5502]

SAme

[@BS-bd4xo]

SAME. I won't buy it, but holy shit they are hillarious!

[@squishmac]

My family would always spell out W-A-L-K around our dog, but as he got older he began to learn what that meant too and would get just as excited about that 😂

[@rhoydplaz2853]

True dogs are Soo smart that it sometimes its annoying My dog named George figured out what Catch means now he runs away when I say Catch George

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

Weary American Liver Kombucha. Say it’s acronym in word form.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

My dad used to intentionally teach our dogs how to spell "walk" just to fuck with people who didn't expect the dogs to understand.

[@TrickyTalon23]

Drop everything! Ryan has a new video up!

[@Nitroblitz105]

"Are we replacing this one cause I do think he's broken" lmao not a minute in and I'm already dead

[@mnsnerd]

Man, this video had me laughing from the beginning to the end. Who's a good boy? The paw goes up to the mouth - I was dying. Well done again, Ryan. Thank you.

[@qzbnyv]

Massive appreciation for Ryan’s attention to detail here, by bringing back the same two Ryans from “The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat” video. I sometimes wonder how they feel about things... like their life and existence. Getting woken up out of their clone tanks to perform some little sketch and then… what? Do they get to go for a walk outside in the backyard and see the sun. Or is it straight back into the tank? Are they aware that a sun / outdoors exists? Do they always comply when you put them back into the tanks in the same clothes they first were first dressed in like 3 years ago. Have you ever had to terminate a troublesome clone?

[@SugarandSarcasm]

You can’t say *W-A-L-K* in front of them!

[@Shadow-Shell]

@@SugarandSarcasm But you can type it though

[@telkesh1]

I love that they went from 'You don't really like me' to 'you're my best friend' I feel the growth

[@brucebaker810]

Sometimes performers from old clips made way back in the day are desperate to sign for sequels, reunions, mall openings... But First Cat Guy, First Cat Guy's Rommate, and First Cat? They've been pretty busy.

[@SugarandSarcasm]

@Plastic Robots He's the new Mr. Dressup? 🤯

[@supremecheese8274]

Congrats on your engagement!!! Hope it was super easy barely an inconvenience

[@vitd5283]

who is he engaged to?

[@supremecheese8274]

@@vitd5283 go onto his insta and you will see

[@vitd5283]

@@supremecheese8274 I don't have IG. why can't you just type a name?

[@supremecheese8274]

@@vitd5283 I don't know her name 😂 why are you so obsessed with the person he is engaged to

[@evenhasawatermark]

Damn dude, that was hilarious. I've gotta say, you might be the funniest person on KZbin. No one else has me full-on belly laughing like this.

[@Zara-Bari]

I love how I never taught my dog the popular dog "trigger" words, so people use them to try and excite him and he just stares in blank incomprehension and then their brain malfunctions because they thought these things were inherent to dogs and they were gonna have a good time intentionally teasing him and making me uncomfortable about my dog acting out and then NOTHING happens and that's hilarious to me. You can say walk. You can say vet. You can say cookie. You can ask if he's a good boy. He'll just be like "I dunno what you want from me, why are you like this?" and they think he's the calmest dog ever when actually he's not.

[@SugarandSarcasm]

That DOES sound hilarious.

[@scragar]

My dog gets excited any time you talk to him. When I got him he was a bit ignored and scared of people, but now he has realised that if you're paying attention to him it probably means you want to stroke him, rub his belly, play a game, or offer a treat. Also means it's impossible to mention him in conversation without him jumping up or similar. He doesn't know walkies or similar, that's much too advanced for the loveable goof.

[@nutbastard]

My dog doesn't understand fetch - I guess she was never taught it by her previous owners. So I like to hand someone a ball and tell them to throw it for her. She'll watch the ball fly away, then turn back and look at the person like "the hell you throwing things for?"

[@lowkeylokii4205]

I think your friends might have brain damage

[@toneddef]

I taught mine to shake. People were a little surprised when the dogs shook water all over the place instead of giving a paw.

[@TheRibottoStudios]

"I found him looking at a wall, yesterday just directly staring at a blank wall." "Well that's just cause of how dumb he is." I dunno man didn't the roommate get possessed the cat might be onto something.

[@aloysiusmaina2625]

Wobble.... That dog 🐶 was beyond amazing. I nearly lost it when it raised its paw at the 'Good boy' question. The real good boy is Ryan for coming up with this masterpiece.

[@jordoncharlery3343]

Love how the dog gasped when he asked who’s a good boy 😂

[@Life_and_Gaming]

I’m glad to see character development, since in the cat video the flannel-clad Ryan said the other Ryan clearly didn’t like him but now they are apparently best friends (aside from the dog.)

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

As someone who has owned both cats and dogs, I find their relationships with humans fascinating. What humans have done to dogs is both impressive, and obvious. They have been trained and conditioned over centuries to be ideal companions. What humans have done to cats, as far as I can tell, is absolutely nothing. A cat will just walk into your house and decide he lives there now, and then you go out and buy food and litter.

[@azathoththeprimalchaos2289]

I mean, that's how cats became pets. Whereas wolves were tamed and bred, cats were attracted to homes by mice and other vermin, and so we kept them around to help deal with that issue, since the cats themselves weren't troublesome (or atleast, not nearly as much as an infestation would be). Cats even have a symbiotic relationship with a kind of bacteria that makes humans like them. They did indeed approach us. Wolves may have too originally, but its unknown at this time, and even then it would have just been because we had food scraps with us we gave to them. Dogs are bred companions, and Cats are have a symbiotic relationship with humans (eliminates pests and makes us happy in exchange for all the things we do for them) that they instigated all on their own.

[@zenosama3172]

Cats domesticated humans

[@funguy873]

"I live here now, I've decided"

[@kathrynck]

@@funguy873 That does sound like a cat hehe

[@kathrynck]

@@azathoththeprimalchaos2289 What about Siberians, Norwegian Forest Cats, and Maine Coons? They seem to think they're half-dog.

[@jennifere.pergola598]

I love that the dog is clearly Ryan wearing a mask and a furry paw, but the real cat stays 😆.

[@JohnnyShagbot]

What are you talking about, the cat is clearly Ryan in a mask.

[@ic0nic707]

Yeah, that’s a real dog what are you talking about?

[@rsrt6910]

@@JohnnyShagbot What are YOU taking about, those Ryans are clearly the CAT in a mask!

[@JohnnyShagbot]

@@rsrt6910 BAMBOOZLED

[@jeffgoode9865]

Finally, a look inside the mind of a cat lover. Dogs are more work, but more fun to play with.

[@himanbam]

I thought dogs were domesticated thousands of years before cats. I guess this goes to show that you shouldn't trust everything you read in an archaeologoy textbook

[@Razuki5]

It is true, as cats have yet to be domesticated. They just put up with us for a bit until they don’t.

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@Razuki5 they still are

[@raydunakin]

Pfft, textbooks! If it's on the internet it must be true! And if it's in a KZbin video it must be extra true!

[@laras678]

In our dimension, maybe. But these videos don't take place in our dimension. Unless this is your first one, I would think you might have noticed before now that if this were our universe, then we somehow invented all kinds of advanced tools but didn't name them until we had been using them for a long time, and we had a department to name colors around the same time we finally got around to naming fruit, which was _after_ we invented cars but before we ever had babies or hung out on beaches...

[@frogger2011ify]

Cats were created 10k years ago, dogs were domesticated many hundreds of thousands of years ago. Domestic Cats are a creation of people breading two different wild cats together

"The First Guy to Have a Pet Fish" should be next. Soooooo many opportunities for good jokes

[@cymes82]

I'm wondering if Ryan's significant other has found a dog-mask and he needed to come up with a normal , not-gross reason for owning it on the spot. And we got this video as a result.

[@nateeeeeee]

Woah, these are some frequent posts. That's awesome, just make sure to pace yourself and not work too hard. Love your stuff! :)

[@LaughBoys]

I think there was an imbalance in the cat budget v. dog budget in making this video

[@joshuaamin7771]

What do you mean, both were played by Ryan

[@clairebamber9608]

Wow Ryan can speak dog fluently without even a hint of Canadian accent... definitely a good boy 😆

[@bobsmith-ph6gu]

I love how they've gone from "it's clear you don't like me very much", in the first video to "you're my best friend" in this one, it's so wholesome.

[@TheGregamonster]

That or really sad because his best friend isn't that great of a friend.

[@summermermaidstar756]

We need more content with Ryan George's kitty cat, their acting was AMAZING in this skit.

[@madwibble]

He can talk too.

[@maeh2460]

@@madwibble He is pretty racist, though.

[@laras678]

@@madwibble Different cat.

[@laras678]

@@maeh2460 Nah, the gray tabby is racist. The orange tabby is too dumb to be racist. That guy just stares at walls and can't even have a job because of how dumb he is! (More orange tabby in videos, please! He is ridiculously cute!)

[@mcw1907]

Especially when the cat shed all over Ryan's blue shirt - it gives that little extra bit of authenticity to their performance. You see that and you think, "Now that's a guy that definitely has a cat!"

[@Ladykyra101]

Ryan, you have such a knack for dismantling the foolish traditions and things we humans do and have accepted over the years as normal. Quite an ingenious skill there fine sir. 😉

[@leovk5779]

Yes. I, as a fellow human being, finds all our human customs perfectly fine and normal and acceptable. These customs are easy to understand, and not at all random and varying from human place to human place and from different points in history. I mean, just the ways humans salute each other in such a brand of diverse fashions and customs greetings is so od... I mean, I as a human being, of course understand all of these comple- very simple I mean- social interactions. Of course. Yes.

[@Bleepbleepblorbus]

@@leovk5779 Alien detected.

[@leovk5779]

​@@Bleepbleepblorbus No, fellow human, I am a human like you. I can distinguish between one human salute which would mean "I acknowledge your presence and recognize you as friendly towards this drone", and another one that would mean "you are being hostile. I am now going to wage war on you and shall shell your places of residents." The difference would be in the angle of the risen limb usually used to grab objects. See? I completely understand these- I mean our- arbitrary human customs.

[@grassporridge8852]

These two other comments are hilarious, I decided.

[@Abster159]

When he said, “speak!” I definitely thought it was just gonna be Ryan going, “bark.”

[@Nickbeast1212]

2:09 made me die😂😂😂

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

The first guys to ever own a cat really moved up in the world, their apartment looks so much bigger and more professionally lit!

[@kayjacoby290]

"and more professionally lit!" 😛

[@somethinguncreative4475]

it's not his it belongs to the cat it decided

[@hellofrominside8524]

0:19 As someone with Cynophobia this is pretty much my response to every person who asks me what I think of their dog

[@theskronicles4435]

Pu**y

[@glitchguy0920]

Glad the cat made them best friends, since the Ryan who got the cat (Now dog) seemed to think the roommate disliked him. Yet here we are, so heart warming.

[@heerotenkawa7878]

Love these videos. Ryan's become a part of my weekly routine for years. I've cheered a lot of people up by sharing these, so why don't you do it too maybe? It'll be super easy, barely a hassle. That right? Did I do the thing?

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Close enough?

[@leovk5779]

You've just done the things that was to be done, I've decided.

[@angelhollobaugh3714]

Your cat looks just like mine I have a male cat named Garfield and they look exactly alike that's awesome!! He's mommas good boy!!

[@hamsandwich1333]

You should only name bright orange tabby’s garfield otherwise it makes no sense. You stupidly named your feline and now it looks bad on you.

[@galahadgarza6905]

The Ryanverse is nutty! I think I might like living there. Provided I wouldn’t have to ask “who’s a good boy” too often.

[@snabbott]

You'd have to get plastic surgery first, though.

[@daftrok]

That dog derp stare is everything. 2:26

[@demonwizard2162]

That dog mask is the stuff of nightmares.

[@nikkitaylor7000]

3:16 I literally died 🤣

[@m-the-best]

May I just say, this man is a hero for paving the way for all dog owners.

[@AThingProbably]

0:34 realise he was a guy with a mask here

[@sheilag4863]

“He’s my best friend” “Ok, rude because I thought I was your best friend,“ Proof that Ryan was listening in on my husband and I‘s conversation when we first got our dog lol!🤣🤣

[@mariposa9506]

My husband tells the children in case of fire I will grab the dog first and leave them all to their fate.

[@lilruni]

2:16 Was it for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SeiphersZone]

I'd love to see how you do "First person to open an aquarium"

[@tejasdixit4417]

As a cat person, I thoroughly loved this.

[@RossPitSharkHunter]

As someone who is both a cat and dog person I thoroughly loved this.

[@Southernblonde1310]

That cat was plotting things... 🤣

[@SofaKingShit]

@@RossPitSharkHunter The dog person in me got really excited about the video whereas the cat part was somewhat indifferent and simply wandered off to take a nap.

[@jayfin3950]

The long-awaited sequel to ‘the first guy to own a cat’

[@donovan2042]

The dog's reactions get me every time lol

[@DocMerchant13]

I love how the dog is just another copy of Ryan wearing a dog mask.

[@thunderatigervideo]

In my house, restricted words are “walk” and “treat.” Completely nailed it, though I am convinced that some day my dog will scratch my back for me.

[@John231984]

Mine would go nuts for walks as well, but only when directed at him. I'd specifically ask if he wanted to go for a walk, then he'd go nuts.

[@drollfurball2863]

When I had a dog, the restricted word was 'bath'.

[@thunderatigervideo]

@@drollfurball2863 LOL!!!

[@PogoGalaxy]

What about 'park'? That was a biggie for us!

[@familykaler2177]

Ryan puts so much effort into his videos, to tame a real dog that he didn’t own is just incredible. Cute dog by the way ❤

[@lesliesamples8300]

It was Ryan.. you know that right..?

[@christinaoday5807]

@@lesliesamples8300 r/woosh

[@morfy3313]

@@lesliesamples8300 Is that a new species of dogs, or...

[@jellykitty699]

@@morfy3313 Yes, Ryans are the newest dog breed. /j

[@izukumidoriya8244]

Making a dog be your friend is tight! Making a dog speak is super easy barely inconvenient 😊

[@imjustaguy2393]

Dude. Give this man an Oscar....he's playing a dog and the first few seconds watching this I exploded in laughter.

[@brucebaker810]

Give him the Oscar for Best Boy. Because he's a good boy. He's a VERY good boy? Isn't he? Yes, he is.