The Gay S3x Quiz

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Coffee & Tequila
The Gay S3X Quiz
Season 2 Episode 24
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[@seaking3397]

Love Alastair being relatively wholesome and then there's Zach with the "lemme tell you about this porno I watched" every other question. As a sidenote: docking is wildly underrated

[@SamC_SandroC_ForeskinKnowledge]

Docking is awesome and amazing! Luckily my husband and I both have our foreskins and can do this whenever we wish!!!

[@Scout-nn4vb]

I had to Google this. Oopsies. Thought it was a form of pegging. Eeks. Ask Prince William, apparently. Doh. 🍆

[@dtwolfe63]

@@SamC_SandroC_ForeskinKnowledge Kudos to both of you lucky dockers! ❤️

[@SamC_SandroC_ForeskinKnowledge]

@@dtwolfe63 Oh yes it’s awesome!

[@sazude2]

@@SamC_SandroC_ForeskinKnowledge Does it feel that good? Looks painful

[@joelbuchanan471]

Zach''s fascination with the hanky code is adorable. I think I have seen the most hankies in leather bars. This video was really fun. Alastair always makes me laugh, he puts so much analysis into these quizzes. When I was first coming out, if you wanted to know where the "right" bars were in a town, you went to a men's clothing store and chatted up the male suit salesmen. Usually, they knew where all the great places to meet other men were. Thanks for this guys, love ya both!!! OXOXOXOX

[@rasferrastfarian739]

Its "a friend of Dorothy" btw boys! 🙂, fun video - thanks for the laugh.

[@matthewaronson3849]

Yep, Dorothy was how I learned it. But as I fact-checked I learned a thing or two about Dorothy Parker, NY humorist from the 1920's!

[@sameppink9401]

That’s what I thought as well. Looking into it now, it sounds like there’s uncertainty about whether it originated from Judy Garland’s Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz or Dorothy Parker.

[@coloradobrad6779]

Being almost 50 this warms my heart. The side looks, the inner jokes, that pup part 😂. It was not this open in the 80s.

[@frankiechoi2846]

Alastair’s blushing is so adorable that I can’t.

[@ckeithlb]

Guys! This was such a fun video! Being an “elderly gay” who came out way back in “82, I couldn’t stop laughing with the discussion of “when I first did top/ bottom! 😂🤣 you boys are just sooooo cute! You guys are such a warm change to all the negativity in our society these days. Great banter, fun squirmy uneasiness with the material, and just plain adorable!!!! I love me some AZB!!

[@lamma746]

ELDER 💀 you were born in the 80’s your not there yet

[@dtwolfe63]

I've been watching Zach since before Alistair and I gotta say... He completes you. The two of you are so unapologetically real and right for each other. Yes...you've had your problems (like EVERY person who has ever been in a relationship), but you seem to strive to be transparent and respectful to one another and work to make things better. I love and envy (in a good way) you guys. ❤❤❤💋

[@robpelarde4734]

Amen bro

[@cherrymilk5590]

He really does. They complement each other really well :)

[@dooby562]

Thanks for putting the effort in to find the quiz, that was so much fun! The hanky code was so elaborate

[@Asianfayce]

It's interesting to see that you guys are still learning new things about one another. I love you guys!

[@garycumming8093]

One of the best videos I have seen. Nice to see you both so open to all the questions. I have been one a dozen gay cruises and highly recommend trying it out.

[@365designs]

This KZbin podcast literally made my day….. month…. Possibly year! I’m so glad I found you guys! 😀💕😁🥳😎😄

[@danielp4285]

Yay! It’s finally here! The video all guys were waiting for. 😂😂😂

[@imacinstead85]

This was so much fun. I’m 100% intrigued getting to learn the types of things Zach and Alastair enjoy. It makes this whole like, oh they get into that too wow. I guess it’s just that whole relatable element, that I’m not the only freak out here lol. And I think there’s something generally fun finding out what things you have in common with friends. I especially loved Zach like gauging specific things and whether he would or wouldn’t enjoy them. It was fun, and a much needed distraction 😉

[@rj-vp2wc]

Many people already said it but yes Hanky codes still exists , and there were other codes as well so an episode on codes would be interesting. Also it happened long before the 80’s the hanky code. I find you guys so intriguing because of your sincerity and truthfulness. Zach you catch me off guard by your poignant ability to cut through. I’m new to your channel and I’m catching up on your journey. I say I am a bit hooked. Thanks

[@robertshapiro2536]

You are both such a delight to watch. Keep up the great content!!

[@Mirrigold]

Snort-laughing my way through that, wonderful episode from you two!

[@dumper2dust]

how did i just found this chanel now!!!!? this is awesome thank you!

[@johnnyebarrera1380]

Alastair blushing is adorable. Love you guys.

[@paulsheedy4650]

Watching Alastair getting uncomfortable is so funny. Heaven forbid if you're colour blind and into the hankie thing. What a minefield that would be.🤪 This was fun guys. Cheers Paul.👬🌈❤️

[@laquorious]

Thanks for a putting out this funny and amusing episode. 😀

[@philleary9425]

Hanky code, hadn't thought of that in years. You guys are fun.

[@jareddraper5241]

Alastair got a bit red there in the middle of that! 😂 I've seen a couple hanky codes where the hanky has either dogs or bone designs on it to indicate puppy play and similar to top/bottom, it's pup and master.

[@lizzien5846]

You guys are hilarious. Great episode!!😆❤️

[@joshknoll5172]

I couldn't stop laughing during this video. This was just the best.

[@txstevenb4332]

So Funny! 🤣Loved this one!! And congrats on getting the keys! 🤩 I hope you are going to do a moving in video.

[@tighemerritt2858]

Been following you guys for a while now. Gotta say I really 💘 you two. Seriously. Dont leave us please. Feel like youre family.

[@StefanStuart1]

I think a hug from you guys would really sort my life out completely x

[@pride21jim]

My first time watching you guys, it was informative!

[@coltaine503]

Loved the vid, you are both so much fun and charming. But as someone who lived through those times let me say the hanky code was very helpful at times (and not so much the rest of the time). But it was not as convoluted as the quiz you have. It was basically seven or eight core colors. Anything beyond that was just a head-scratcher.

[@christopherslocum9454]

This was absolutely hilarious!

[@bradharper768]

Loved it guys, I have not seen hanky anything for awhile. I am old enough to remember going to bars in Fort Lauderdale where people wore hankies I knew so little had no idea what they meant. I like the take out to dinner one on that I am with Zach. Maybe you both should wear green and see if someone takes you both out lol. Have a great time in Vegas I hope our Timmons gal is amazing for you guys.

[@justinh8417]

I love how excited Zach gets talking the hanky code 😂

[@claytonsollers]

Love this episode! So fun.

[@jslasher1]

You lads are the Wombat's Knickers [Aussie expression, like the Cat's Pyjamas in North America]. You never fail to make me smile.

[@jonathanhodgkin6546]

We're using 'Wombats Knickers' from now on!

[@StefanStuart1]

we say the dogs bollocks in the uk

[@champagne1231]

You are the “mutz nutz”…😜

[@msredhead0565]

Zach and Alastair!!!!! I LOVED this vlog!!! Interesting, informative, and hilarious. I’m 57 and had never heard of the code. But I was raised in the rural Bible Belt south. I’m be followed you for many years. All the back when you were still in Alabama. Would love to come to El Paso and have the both of you wear the lime green in the left pocket and I’d be glad to take y’all out to eat!!!!

[@mjohnson9563]

my favorite hanky was the one that says anytime anywhere but not with anyone - LOL. I think the hankys went away when AIDS came around. I think there is an app for all of this these days which is way better than trying to find someone on the net and no wasting time at the bar. Great video btw and can't wait to see your new place in El Paso. Thanks!!!!

[@tonyanderson6235]

You guys do a great job. Keep it up and a lot of people just don’t have a sense of reality and are way too serious.

[@nunyabizwak8191]

Good shit. Y’all keep it cute and funny. Gettin my lime hanky tomorrow

[@plaguedoctor2k]

This is the episode not only we wanted but needed. You have no idea how this episode is like a blessing to us gays watching you guys, all love and support 💙

[@robmatpol]

Two thumbs up! I learned so much.

[@MsSkyisblack]

Alastair blushing is so cute. 😂😂😂😂 the queen of genovia

[@eisenbergjason]

Always wondered who was top or btm , actually suprised. Love this video guys!!

[@champagne1231]

Are they verse…🤔

[@geogent6655]

You guys were hilarious in this vlog. Poor Alastair was a lil' embarrassed on hanky code etiquette. Thanks for being such fun as always

[@georgeallen5780]

This is hilarious. These guys are courageous!

[@jamesburress2284]

You guys are the living example of what I wish I could have done in my youth.I'm now 55 and I've never came out...Still in the closet.

[@heroncolby2842]

What are you waiting for?

[@kmt8825]

is everything okay brother, where are you from?

[@brockreynolds870]

Come on!! It's ok, gay marriage been legal now for years. I'm 54 and came out when I was 20.

[@rickashleysrollofricks7724]

Wanna talk about anything dude? We’re here for you ❤

[@dabi1769]

U dont need to come out if you are not comfortable But 55 is still only half a chapter of your life U can still find love and true to be yourself Better late than never

[@terrycrawford1476]

You guys are great! I would gladly take you both to Olive Garden, anytime!😍😍

[@brianferguson7902]

I picture a bunch of guys reading a guide book to interpret hankies at the bar "is it beige or brown or is that light yellow??"🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

[@thatsmysherman]

Great episode. I need to go back and watch some of the others. The way you two look at each other at 17:20 .... I need that in my life. Good luck with the puppy gear :D Have a safe trip.

[@thatsmysherman]

and at 17:05 :D

[@rayfogarty2136]

whatta riot....i had friends over for a party.... 15 or so m/f g/s and i holler for them to shut up and watch this vid...we all gathered around with laughter and drinks, you have new fans ! your closing was on point.ty the hankerchief thing is sooo over it was a san fran fad during the 70;s 80;s before HIV hit.

[@tallactordude]

Maybe the sign for puppy play would be having a leash in your pocket. Or not. 😄 This was a very entertaining episode, guys!

[@OZARKWOOD52]

I have been watching your videos for years but I had no idea you were now doing this type of podcast! You are a natural! Being an older gay (seems like yesterday I was only 18!) I DID know about the hanky code but never saw anyone using it. I did once come up with the idea of a plaid hanky, meaning you were into guys wearing kilts and playing bagpipes to YMCA! I would also love to hear a program where you ask people what their favorite pick-up lines have been over the years that they've used (or) heard. My favorite was "If it's true that you are what you eat, I could be YOU by morning!". It actually worked for me a couple of times. Thanks again guys. I love your chemistry!

[@hot4latin]

I recall back in the 80s, flagging plaid meant you were into preppies

[@OZARKWOOD52]

@@hot4latin ENTERESTING!

[@billhanson7944]

A good one. I do remember hankie codes. But not so elaborate.The 100 questions might be somewhere for men which would also educate us. The one for women sure surprised me..BTW if you FF it closes up, Zack, it does not stay open. Cruising varies from place to place. The American version of cottages could be truck stops, highway rest stops or toilets in train stations. Dating apps have cut into the out of the house kind of fun. I recall the cruising styles of times gone by in NY, Cairo, Paris, Dacca.Mexico City and on and on. It always worked no matter where.

[@Js2Jo]

Zach, I wanna say I love your talk show of "Coffee & Tequila" at your house in Texas on yesterday's video, you're talking about the quiz of gay sex, I miss it, so I'm proud of you, thanks to your husband, Alastair!!

[@dish_cup]

For the first seven minutes of this video I was like haha fun two straight guys talking about gay stuff and then shit gets real 😂😂😂

[@rorypoulson]

Thanks for that last AZB vid. I don't know who was singing that really pretty song. Best of luck with the move. Tonights' vid was alitte boring foe me but I really enjoy C & T.

[@Direct2Media]

Yyass jajaja I been binge watchin your guys videos sense I discovered you guys 4 days ago jajaja been waiting for this one 👏🙌🤣

[@marsisreborn]

I love this podcast/video

[@iwnunn7999]

Laughed pretty hard with this one

[@zacharyfaga3779]

I haven't laughed 'til I cried in years... but y'all just made it happen hahaha... I need to get a copy of those questions from ya, or where I can copy them, and give this a shot with my bestie coworkers... bring premium filth and delight to my corporate office :)

[@toddportice4997]

I just found your channel. Love it so far. Also easy on the eyes. 😉

[@kevinyounker7053]

You guys are amazing got a new subscriber!

[@herefornow951]

Alastair is not having it breaking a sweat 😆 Zach ass is all In it lol …

[@russboulet2228]

Just found this site. Love it. I’m 69 and you bring me back. Thanks for this.

[@kyokonightstorm5844]

I didn't have anything of the sort in high school (I transferred schools and credit transfer shenanigans meant that I didn't really have a health class) but I did take a Human Sexuality class in college. We covered a lot of different topics but the class was very open and supportive. Our first class session we even did introductions that included our pronouns. But that class taught me a lot, and to this day I encourage any student at the college to take that class with that teacher. Not only was it enjoyable, it was informative.

[@kechuju]

zachs accent are so mesmerizing

[@JustRaiHere_2023]

I saw hanky codes used mainly in the leather (some Western) community - bars and events.

[@totalltay]

Oh my goodness! Love that Austin East Cider Pineapple. Was introduced to it when I moved to Austin back in 2017. Yum!

[@cherrymilk5590]

I'm obsessed with Zach's hat lol

[@jean-louismaissen7546]

Guys! I would LOVE TO SEE YOU FIGHTING FOR BETO!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheers from Switzerland!

[@iantojones4322]

Good, fun episode, guys! I wonder how many same colors Zach & Alastair would wear? And in which pocket?

[@Dillio1988]

Winnie’s cameo hit me in my feels ❤️😭❤️

[@xlr8r5691]

The hanky code dates back about 50 years and was more prevalent thru the early 80's. Checkout the movie 'Cruising' starring Al Pacino, por ejemplo.

[@keithlucas8865]

You both are just too funny. You guys remind me of me and my husband in many ways. Makes me 😃

[@markjade3587]

Huh,never heard of hanky coeds,that's fascinating, thanks for sharing ahahha This was fun hahaha

[@alexes84]

Wassup PRIMOS...I enjoyed the last video about the moon landing...its cool...alot of people think the same that its fake...to each their own...but loving the vids😍😍😍😍😍

[@dudley8671]

lol Zach & Alastair you guys were fckin funny! You guys do such a great job on your podcast! I found myself laughing out loud. Congratulations keep going... you have something really special.

[@scottsaunders5087]

New subscriber here you guys are funny and informative oh and nice to look at!

[@zoli2071]

Hey! I think someone already mentioned it in the comments: the term is "a friend of Dorothy", from the "Wizard of Oz", where Judy Garland played the little girl/Dorothy/ that sang " Somewhere over the rainbow".. all LGBT symbolism. Also there was a documentary and a movie, if I'm not mistaken, about Judy Garland in her later years where she becomes besties with an gay couple, & she also has to defend the 2 mem's love, hence the term "my best Judy" - they use it a lot in Rupauls drag race.

[@KingDomfaithlifecoaching]

You all are hilarious 😂

[@phil9711]

i wouldn't mind seeing a playlist of your favorite "corn" videos

[@thomaswilke6312]

You two could easily be standup comedians

[@jerrygodwin9084]

I guess for puppy play you would bark. Thanks for the laughs, guys

[@saxyben81]

I just love you two and how open and transparent you two are. 🤣❤️

[@amaralbrian1]

Hanky code was a thing in the late 60"s thru the 70's. It largely went away after 1983. Also key ring on belt loop (keys outside) was a thing for gay guys to spot each other.

[@zacharyfaga3779]

Yes boys, those hankies are still in use.. should you ever visit Iowa, when a leather event is underway at the Blazing Saddle, I could guide you through the maze of atrocities you would witness... then haul you to the Drake Diner for comfort food to put the experience behind you LOL😂😂😂😂😂

[@shawnedwards1844]

"I'm here for a good time" 🤣

[@LaTorturaMia]

Subtle way of asking if husband have had FF, "have you done some FF, Zachery?"

[@joaopedrogr]

Such a natural voice on the right.

[@Iwasshocked]

"My entrance slot" I had to recover from the laughter

[@mkmurcek]

More of these questions

[@nathanathome]

I've always heard Friend of Dorothy, from the Wizard of OZ, which is Judy Garland. :)

[@danielwells1734]

I just read that colour-coded chart. It was quite the eye opener. I'm guessing it's largely redundant now though, yeah?

[@bradharper768]

Ps hope move goes well, glad you like new house even if location isn’t so perfect.

[@jameshowell9933]

Cool podcast. Good fun. Good to see. Only discovered, so I have a backlog. Lol fun podcast for travel to work.

[@jaybennett5756]

100 footer, I remember literally standing in one place holding a paintbrush and a guy walked up to me and said he could see me from space.

[@WilliamPierce38]

Have you guys ever talked about cut and uncut and peoples opinions of it? If not that might be a good thing to talk about.

[@louispeel9919]

Another one from the Sixties was, Do you play the Piccolo! lol

[@iswhat1]

lmao that hat is amazing

[@thebadgamer1967]

Best episode to date well done lads, the embarrassing truths just kept flowing jk 👍 🇦🇺 .

[@michaelm5601]

It would be too much fun hanging out with you both.. hilarious