Shipping the Straights | COFFEE & TEQUILA Season 2 Premiere

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00:00:00 - Welcome to season 2
00:05:09 - Putin's War on Ukraine
00:10:47 - Greg Abbott's Directive
00:15:47 - Parental Rights in Education ("Don't Say Gay") bill
00:20:07 - Will Disney stand up?
00:29:44 - Why do queer folks project onto non-queer entertainment?
COFFEE & TEQUILA Season 2, Episode 1 - Shipping the Straights
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[@scent4heaven]

Ow those Alastair's Beard ♥️. Glad to hear from both of you.

[@NotContinuum]

I thought you couldn't have a beard in the Army.

[@UH60MPILOT]

@@NotContinuum he said in prior video he was leaving in the near future due to weight issues.

[@NotContinuum]

@@UH60MPILOT I didn't see that. I can't help but wonder what kind of weight issues. But it's not my business.

[@bradharper768]

The gay topics is just one of many reasons you guys are so well received it is so nice to watch you two have a relationship, and build a positive relationship, demonstrate success for the community. Thanks

[@dooby562]

The split screen is a great idea. Can see you both really clearly and no table in the middle. Really good lighting as well. Looking forward to seeing you together again soon.

[@Cefshah]

One more thing: The LOVE that you two have within yourselves (and between you both), is 'translating' beyond you as individuals. It's not just that you're 'massive' on KZbin, but that there is a deeply 'genuine' approach and attitude injected into what you are doing. 🙂👍✌❤

[@JonahUK]

I was a teenager in the 1970's. My gay projection was on to David Soul and Paul Michael Glaser as "Starsky and Hutch". It was a long running police series, and I always saw them as a couple!

[@frederickblanton7272]

Fantastic show guys! My husband and I just spent 2 weeks vacation in West Texas in December. We spent the 1st week in El Paso visiting our friend/local progressive City Councilman, and we felt so comfortable there and thoroughly enjoyed all the city has to offer. We spent the 2nd week visiting Big Bend National Park, and nearby towns of Alpine, Marfa, and Marathon - Wow y'all will love exploring these towns and sites! We also enjoyed a side trip up to Las Cruces NM for the day. So much history and culture all over that area of W. TX and NM - really hope y'all make the most of this next chapter in your life. Y'all are such a strong and special couple - I think you'll do great there 🙂

[@simonkilleen]

Love that this is back. Please keep the episodes coming I really appreciate what you do and look forward to watching

[@AdventuresofZachandB]

Dedicated to keeping it up!

[@georgeallen5780]

Such a joy to see you guys again, and with such great content. I moved to Texas about two years ago, Central Texas, between San Antonio and Austin. A goal is getting west on a trip to ElPaso. Maybe this year. Now I can say I know someone there, once you move. Hope your move is painless and your settling in painless. Love the format. Look forward to “the next one.” You made my morning today.

[@darrindlc9513]

So glad to see you guys back on the air

[@rorypoulson5000]

Great to see you both again. Hope season 2 is a big hit!

[@joekolinovsky1922]

So glad you’re back. ❤️. Love both of you. 🥰

[@jwdeluxe]

So grateful...thanks guys...cause of you the future looks bright again.

[@miketodd185]

G’mornin…. Ya both sound really clear and smooth, props to whoever picked out the mics… This seems so natural for ya both… 👍🏼

[@hectorr8776]

so excited for season 2. happy y'all are doing good.

[@victordepaul1061]

Welcome back guys. Good luck with the move!🥰🥰

[@marty88ish]

Great content boys! So nice to see you both happy and healthy 💕

[@Useernaamee]

"We don't always need a sad aids storyline" ughhh couldn't agree more! I don't want a sad fcking ending I'm already sad in real life. I just want 2 guys to end up happily. The end. Edit: watch the trailer for heartstopper I have a great feeling

[@babydollface]

me too! I hate romantic tragedies! I like happy endings!! 😭

[@Asianfayce]

I've been looking forward to this for so long!!! Love you guys!😁😁😁😁

[@michaelsmithscott9651]

So glad to see you guys are still together. My husband and ai made a choice to move our kids to Florida and its been a year since we moved and have been building our place. So glad to see yall still doing vids. I have not felt like myself without them

[@rasferrastfarian739]

Nicely done boys - a pleasure to watch and listen to. Thank you.

[@jasonbell4226]

Love you guys. Keep up the fantastic work. Lots of luck with the move.

[@jayl8785]

I’ve been on a coffee and tequila binge…. Love you guys but in love with Alastair, he’s such a sweetheart.

[@jodieblake7398]

I am so excited Alastair and Zach!!!🥰🥰

[@sambroughton2912]

So great to have you back despite your busy lives at the moment, loved listening to all the topics you discussed. I am from the uk and have to say Alastair sounded the cutest when he mentioned hollyoaks, it’s the way he said it 🤗 all our soaps have good representation especially hollyoaks they have always been top notch 🙌🏻 loved seeing little Winnie in the helix clip 💜

[@belizeguy]

Loving the beard Alastair! Awesome!! Always nice to hear from you guys!!!

[@Js2Jo]

Zach, I'm so glad you're back on your own morning talk show of "Coffee & Tequila" with your own husband, Alastair on this video, I know you and him are talking about shipping and straights or everything like that, but it's very important to do it and I wanna say I'm proud of you for that, so you had like an Southern accent, I know you and him are both moving back to your home state in Texas from Oklahoma!!

[@NathanNeilsen]

This is awesome! Welcome back handsomes!

[@sthays]

definitely a fan of alastair with a beard moving the podcast/youtube video to twice a week is a great idea good luck i'll be listening/watching

[@ruralarchdeepsouth1388]

yall are so close to being the same... Glad yalll are doing well....hope taking pics twix the two of yall,,,,things are going well after Cancer,,,,,

[@eacesyednollej3562]

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! I see y’all, Alastair with beard 🥰 I glad you’re back doing something together on the this channel. Thank you for sharing as always ❤️ P.S. I’ll be drinking Gatorade 😆

[@MarciaAlves-nk3jk]

Thank you for It's Back .this is my favorite KZbin channel

[@Eli-jx8rq]

Oh my gosh, I haven’t seen y’all since your boyfriend tag back in like 2015 and to come back to see you guys still together makes me blush honestly.

[@trex4078]

Glad to see you guys back

[@richardg646]

Great show gentlemen! Excellent content!!

[@analeo4167]

Yay C&T is back! Y’all’s conversations are so chill and easy to listen to I just vibe with it. My only complaint is that they’re to short lol! Always wanting to hear more on the topics. Oh and thanks for shining some light on The Phantom Of The Opera. Love that movie ❤️

[@tomzandmicky8239]

I love this format. The subject matter is right on point.

[@SHOWMEHOUSTONTX]

I really like this format. Thanks for sharing.

[@petergomez8362]

First time seeing this format, i loved it and will listen often. You two are awesome!!!

[@frankiechoi2846]

Finally, I have been waiting so long for this. 😭😭😭

[@chadhaas8258]

I've been watching this channel since before you met Alistair and I have loved to see the progression and maturity of this channel. And I don't just mean in production value, but really in the content. You've gone from a young gay navigating the world through a new, gay lens to now being a mature husband with an educated point of view on important and broad subjects. I continue to be impressed with you.

[@superdog1113]

I didn’t know I needed this! Thank you!

[@stephaniewenzlick1044]

You both look healthy and happy, hope the move is going well for you and you are able to settle into your new home and new post soon….

[@gymnasticsfanatic5530]

Really enjoyed watching this! Keep it coming

[@tonyanderson6235]

Love this content Zack and Alastair

[@craigengelhardt1097]

Great job guys!

[@mickmunn]

Its great your back. I have missed you so much , glad your back sending love ❤️ from the uk 🇬🇧

[@alanzepeda509]

You guys always make me smile with your videos. Let me tell you that movies and tv shows are, fortunately, not the only media representation resource anymore as social media has made it possible for a gay man like me to reflect and relate to real people creating content like you two. So yeah, you guys as yourselves are also part of queer media representation and I'm happy to follow you ❤️

[@wealthchidi4780]

Good to hear from you again favorites 💖

[@jake94575]

from one gay southerner to another gay southerner. Ya'll keep up the good work. i really enjoy you topics. They are for real and straight forward

[@danielwells1734]

I'm normally not keen on beards, but Alastair makes it look good. Nice to see you both again. G'day from Australia 😉

[@tdiscbetween]

Nice job Guys! Thanks

[@michaelmetcalf2715]

Looking handsome Men. Glad to see you guys back!!! 💪💪❤️

[@zadmony]

You have no clue how happy I am to hear you guys coming to El Paso! We got plenty of water. We welcome you with open arms! Also on the westside we have plenty of trees! I got you covered.

[@ThisIsMyRectangle]

Okay first thoughts: ALASTAIR WITH A BEARD IS *Chef's kiss*

[@donniecollins2955]

Glad to see y'all back good luck on the move.

[@donniecollins2955]

Zack are u still writing song lyrics.

[@donniecollins2955]

Awesome thanks 😊

[@josem.sarabia2340]

Love you guys hope you enjoy your move very glad becoming Texans keep on loving

[@TC-9900]

Love this, it's so hard for some people to tell the whole story. Thumbs up to you both 👍👍👍👍👍

[@donpM.A.D.4412]

Both of u are so genuine. I lived in El past. SERVICE ft. BLISS. U BOTH ARE SO AWESOME, AND GENUINE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.

[@krishinds4617]

Great conversation guys. I don’t think I ever projected myself onto any characters but I definitely buried myself in the technical details of Star Trek and tried to emulate Vulcan emotional suppression as a way to help hide myself in the closet.

[@ericnelson5171]

Thanks, love you guys, stay safe.

[@quizlers]

I am so happy to hear this jingle again! :D

[@Jaglvnv]

Yes love this I hope you guys keep it up!!!

[@hustlababy2766]

SEASON TWO 💙💙💙 So glad your moving to El paso 🙌 your so close to me ☺ I would love to meet you two for coffee and tequila 😇

[@ralphcooper3208]

Welcome back guys with another video.🤓❤️

[@joshuapatrick6454]

I think this is going to be great....continue on please !

[@jay21350]

Holy shit!!!! EPT in the house ❤️🥰🤯🤠 that's so awesome.

[@jeangenie1240]

Welcome back. Mario Adrion is doing a lot of work to raise awareness of the need for men to relate more closely to each other, without stigma or labelling, or judgement.

[@dylankeith6371]

OMG i Needed This.... I've Missed You Guys

[@cerebralpalsytriumphsstrug7810]

Love you both!!!!!! Good luck on your move.

[@davidward805]

I love your beard Alastair! It looks great you sweet boy! ❤️❤️❤️

[@HumanSagaVault]

I'm so glad i stumbled into this video, I love this.. MORE!!!

[@georgeswes4541]

Zack and Alastair I love you two. I want your opinions. That’s why I listen.

[@gonzalourrutia6604]

Can we talk about how Phastos's scenes with his husband were shot seven feet apart, and the only scene where they kissed was a short, easily-editable one so that they wouldn't have to show it in china?

[@davidmernick7360]

Reshoots for the movie were done in late summer 2020, so that may have been a matter of social distancing due to covid restrictions if that scene was added later. And they ended up not even showing the movie itself in China anyways.

[@gonzalourrutia6604]

@@davidmernick7360 I sincerely hope it was just an accident, but Disney has been doing the bare minimum for years while patting themselves on the back for it, so corporate greed sounds more like it to me. Also, the first marvel movie to include a gay kiss was also the first to include a straight sex scene, implying both that a gay kiss is as adult as sex and that this movie is bolder. Even the dialogue, there's hardly a mention of Phastos's husbands name or that he is his husband, he just talks about his "family" a lot. So much so that I have a headcanon about the other two Celestials being asexual lovers (they never kiss or try to and they love each other as more than friends) when all I wanted was to enjoy the first gay marvel couple.

[@thomasmead6898]

Glad to see you guys back! Hope the move is going well, Alastair, beard looks great. Queer people love fantasy stuff. Buffy, Angel, Charmed, Vampire Diaries. Also Zach, who doesn’t love Tom Hardy, I just watched child 44 with him and great story about a Ukrainian too.

[@cjbrown3773]

Missed you guys! 😍😍

[@danatmatchvox]

Guys that was great. As an older gay growing up in Canadas Texas (Alberta) it was impossible to find Gay anything other than negative media and street violence. After Stonewall and the Bath House and Body Politic raids in Toronto we started the long arc to acceptance as communities formed and Gay lives galvanised the popular incorporation of our unique culture. Fantasy, the arts and story telling became our milieu and our platform of influence. i appreciate your takes on culture.

[@JakeLikesJoking]

Haha, I love Alastair's beard! Really enjoyed this episode and to answer your question, the straight couple that I latched onto "growing up" was definitely Stucky as well.

[@UH60MPILOT]

beard hides the new double chin hehe

[@bradharper768]

Well how nice to have you two back, it such a pleasure I look forward to this being a thing for us. You handled these topics very well and as always work together very smoothly you would think you were married lol. War and media: I have given up on most main stream media stations as they are so bias one way or another it seems more like deliberate influence rather than simply sharing the facts and letting my mind make decisions. Disney does need to make more effort, they generate revenue from the community they need to support us. I love the show gentlemen, you pick pertinent topics which I enjoy thanks.

[@beverlyjones7791]

They are married!

[@Jdksejejxnxndnd]

52:30 at this moment you guys were mentioning a Brazilian movie that you've watched, and it is called The Way He Looks (Hoje eu não voltar sozinho). It's probably my favorite gay movie

[@KG-ii9vb]

Loved this and you guys are so sweet together❤️ “A time before people had boyfriends and girlfriends” Huh?? Add ‘publicly’ maybe but when was that exactly?!

[@ohh4643]

Listening to this for my commute, missed this :)

[@jvperry2162]

Alistair mentioned "The Lost Boys" of Santa Carla actually filmed in Santa Cruz,CA. Hope all's well with you two.

[@dereknewbury163]

Hi Guys, so glad to see you "on air" again. I am very excited about "Coffee and Tequila" = it has all the markings of being a cool show. I am an old guy in my 70's and my later years have been characterised by a growing distrust in the media and the accuracy of official accounts o the extent that I am in severe danger of becoming that much reviled character, the conspiracy theorist. Look forward to you guys helping me stay accurate.

[@AdventuresofZachandB]

We’re excited to get it rolling

[@wendypugh2783]

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[@roberthicks5704]

Very nice. Looking forward to more.

[@Pretty_Boy_Proud_Fil-Am]

Thank you for this.

[@bobebbeskotte]

Delighted to hear your voices again. Have a meeting in half an hour so will watch it later. Maybe twice. So, are you in the new house yet?

[@jmnewman1130]

Alastair ur 🔥 with the beard! Love to hear u laugh💯

[@tommyvalenzuela7504]

Zach is totally unhappy with moving to El Paso but stay positive. As a native El Pasoan there is lots to do outdoor wise. Day trips to a lot of hiking and site seeing. Lots of culture and food. And two Barnes and Nobles lol, though one is on the New Mexico side.

[@Unpotted]

Exactly. It could have been way worse. Fairbanks, Alaska comes to mind.

[@keithwallace9746]

Love you guys & all your videos 💕

[@dreameralways9299]

I live in El Paso ! Truth about NO water . We do have some trees .. but an 1 1/2 away in ruidoso New Mexico . A lot of beautiful trees ..

[@daved3021]

A happy ending to Lawton is a pending sale and a happy beginning is the dividend that takes you to your new home. Yippie Yi Yo Ki Yay!!!

[@that1monk]

i lived in oklahoma and texas for 30 years. phew, i'm so happy to be in oregon. finally. try not to miss lawton too much, boys. 🌈💗

[@Jeffh206]

I keep telling you Seattle, or Washington in General..lol We got you when it comes to trees 🌲.

[@brucebulmon6555]

This is Bruce the vet i am very happy to see you both and doing videos i be relocating to Arlington soon so hay it is what it is so boy's think you to see y'all both the captain and his husband Zach thank god you're both back in doing this ..

[@beverlyjones7791]

Hey Bruce, why you going to Arlington??

[@Asianfayce]

Straight people probably projecting on you guys that you just have a "close male friendship" 😆😆😆😆

[@Danny_Boy2023]

Guys glad to see you back 💜 I found this type of blog very difficult but I really enjoyed it 👍🏽 I must say I really love Zack’s laughter, deep throaty and manly💚 and Alistair’s beard is sexy. But mostly glad to see you on KZbin again 👍🏽

[@BamaBoynDC]

Hi Zach and Alistair, I want to add a movie to the list of movies that the main characters should have been together. The movie, Savages (2012) which stars Taylor Kitsch, Blake Lively, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson. I know they were kind of a throuple in the movie but I thought the characters Chon & Ben should have been a couple. I'm glad coffee and tequila is back and appreciate what you both put out into the world. Thank y'all!

[@brucejohnson618]

ok, this older show but I want to say this was the best conversation on the gay subject i have heard in years, also your first show I have watched all the way through. I have followed Zach since you were very young and cute, now older and handsome. i hope you two stay together forever. ok Alistair if just handsome and studly.

[@Idontknow-to4is]

The title is everything

[@robertmaya3820]

Thank you for posting this! I loved the idea that we are just asking for flirtation and not full on sex in movies. Zak, you should write a movie!!!!!! 🥰