The starbucks cup was good because it subverted your expectations.
@hennerzz34605 жыл бұрын
I know right. I love it also when cars subvert my expectations by not stopping at a red-light when i am crossing the road. :)
@SoupDragonish5 жыл бұрын
I bet it was a deliberate edit by the director in revenge of having to film such a bad script.
@bawsack695 жыл бұрын
It was actually a cup of tea! Oh the subversion!
@Adino15 жыл бұрын
Genius writing.
@CarloCalcaterra925 жыл бұрын
But in a GOOD way!
@CNRhKXtreme5 жыл бұрын
Remember when Tyrion told three different plots to three different people in order to keep them guessing and figure out who he could trust? Yeah, I miss that Tyrion, too.
@vikingjedi5735 жыл бұрын
Tyrion is playing dumb. He stopped following Dany when she barbecued Sam's family in cold blood after he begged her not to. Problem is he has nowhere to go. Can't go back to Cersei and if he leaves Dany then that's treason. She'll kill him where he stands.
@TwizzlerC5 жыл бұрын
Sansa got him covered on that
@MarcelNL5 жыл бұрын
@@vikingjedi573 You're giving the writers too much credit. I often thought that certain stupid moments would have pay-offs later, but these last 2 episodes aren't enough to put that all in. There is still a TINY chance that Bran will do something important with the Night King in the past, but even for that I have very little hope. I now mostly expect a 2-episode long big battle with lots of disappointments and random deaths. Hopefully they'll subvert our expectations once more, but this time in a GOOD way.
@manuelpatino78635 жыл бұрын
@@vikingjedi573 He's being an utter idiot since season 7. Bad and stupid writing is the sole culprit.
@karlhans66785 жыл бұрын
What exactly did he say?
@guyincognito5665 жыл бұрын
Budget: looks a bit tight Everyone : looks at rhaegal rhaegal: what?
@csdude355 жыл бұрын
John Hutchins lol!!
@ryderfletcher86705 жыл бұрын
*ghost walks up to rhaegal*
@chadwickthezulu5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, only $15 million per episode this season. That's only $90M for 7 hours or $214k per minute. How will they ever make do with such a pittance?
@arianrahman58865 жыл бұрын
*Plays laughing track
@pietikke55985 жыл бұрын
They could have borrowed some by the iron bank. ;)
@nerblebun5 жыл бұрын
Arya: "We're the last Starks, we have to stick together." 5min later rides off to Kings Landing: "I'm not coming back."
@shitmandood5 жыл бұрын
The Mary Sue bitch...
@TehIdiotOne5 жыл бұрын
The ending is almost even worse in that sense. Literally every Stark split up in the end
@LovelyDisgracefromInnerspace5 жыл бұрын
@@TehIdiotOne Indeed,. They probably kinda forgot the lone wolf dies but the pack survives, smdh lol.
@ToddKeck985 жыл бұрын
The other Stark from another universe: Am I a joke to you?
@nerblebun5 жыл бұрын
@@ToddKeck98: To whom are you replying?
@TheAutistWhisperer5 жыл бұрын
The biggest slap in the face was when Jon just gave Ghost away, what an absolute farce.
@makaki69005 жыл бұрын
TheAutistWhisperer just pet the damn dog
@abbynormalbrain83015 жыл бұрын
yah forever to be known as the Game of Groans
@SnakeWasRight5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that broke me. Ghost was pretty much my favorite character. Not a joke. But they made a joke of him ever since like season 3.. poor boy.
@soutarm5 жыл бұрын
What's even worse is John not patting his dog is the saddest thing that's happened all season.
@joshhfletchh48415 жыл бұрын
really? it's a wolf...
@clenogallagher14695 жыл бұрын
"there must always be a Starbucks in winterfell"
@frankpossible64085 жыл бұрын
Clen O'Gallagher Starkbucks, my friend.
@adamburman78375 жыл бұрын
STAR(buc)K(s)
@flankspeed5 жыл бұрын
LOLocopter
@jaybird81925 жыл бұрын
Big mistake by the show runners: Dany ordered tea and got coffee instead!
@godjohn11765 жыл бұрын
you know nothing jon snow
@johnpal22745 жыл бұрын
They needed an extra year just to write this crap....just let that sink in.
@Rustictimber5 жыл бұрын
why remind us... :(
@yoork885 жыл бұрын
they should FIRE those fuckers. and just make it ALL AGAIN #dragarys
@BharatSingh-tv8xo5 жыл бұрын
So the most dreaded villain in television history got outsmarted by a goddamn teenage tomboy assassin smh. At least give him the death he deserves😭😭
@Uroste5 жыл бұрын
"extra year", damn, I see that Got writing staff getting the daily cocain dose is getting harder every year.
@thixzleacooldude5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha sunk deep lol cause they ruined Danarys
@OroborusFMA5 жыл бұрын
So Joffry has the last laugh because he died before they could ruin his character lol.
@markparkinson63785 жыл бұрын
“You either due an infamous legend, or live long enough to be villain.” -My brain cells
@rascallyrabbit7175 жыл бұрын
Nope killed by a woman
@thedowntowndogg5 жыл бұрын
I would say Tywin got the last laugh. He was after Joffrey and after his death the show started to sour
@someguy15765 жыл бұрын
Oroborus And Tywin and Margaery. Sorry @TM. Just noticed your comment
@TheStapleGunKid5 жыл бұрын
Joffry turned out to be a bigger threat to the world than the Whitewalkers.
@Skwisgaar_Skwigelf5 жыл бұрын
"rian johnsoned my expectations to the ground" brilliant
@carybeweary72095 жыл бұрын
I just heard that part as I read your comment!
@JonnyAugz5 жыл бұрын
Who's Rian Johnson again?
@lukeonderko86965 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@lucidmonkey35915 жыл бұрын
I call him “Ruin Johnson” the new “jump the shark” term
@Conan_the_Based5 жыл бұрын
Not as good as his later "Arya decides to go to King's Landing to Rian Johnson the place."
@maxcovfefe5 жыл бұрын
Jon Snow: "Hey guys! I'm really Aegon Targaryen, but shhh, don't tell anyone." Stark kids: "We'd love to react to this news, but writers felt this moment would be better if it didn't exist."
@Lootroq5 жыл бұрын
Goddamn did I find that maddening. And on top of that, they seem to be trying their hardest to squander any cool element of Bran being what he is.
@Butzemann1235 жыл бұрын
Ikr they should be like "HOLY SHIT SO OUR DAD NEVER FORGOT HIS HONOR AFTER ALL AND OUR MOM HATED YOU AND HIM FOR NOTHING !! WHAT A TRAGEDY" Instead we got:
@TheFilthyCringer5 жыл бұрын
Even my sister who is watching this final season despite not watching the others because she was bored pointed out that she wanted to see their reaction to the news but nope.
@uzernam3035 жыл бұрын
I was so pissed off that they just jump cut away from their reactions!!
@sonny2dap5 жыл бұрын
plus 5 mins later we have Sansa dropping that little bomb on Tyrion and cut away again.
@anomanderrake35935 жыл бұрын
Season 1 Jon : Direwolf is the symbol of the starks, you were meant to have them. Season 8 Jon : He doesn't belong here.
@pulkmees5 жыл бұрын
Well yeah, he's distancing himself from the Starks. Arya doesn't have his dire wolf too, because it's like a symbol of her path. Although I feel like the writers just wanted him off the show for budget reasons.
@monopolizeme5 жыл бұрын
Anomander Rake Seriously. The symbol of Winterfell shouldn’t stay to defend the children of Winterfell. Yeah ok.
@charliebad5 жыл бұрын
@Craig Unshallach Yeah Craig, the North remembers.....you tell em
@ancorey255 жыл бұрын
To bad no one here recognized the symbolism of all of Jon’s closest supporters other than Sir Davos have left him. Sam, the wildlings, his whole family and even “his” Dragon who was named after his father. Jon is now alone in the south and the stark men have never faired well in the south as the constantly say.
@TheHighPhilosopher5 жыл бұрын
@@pulkmees Did you see their budget? Was that ALL spent on dragons?? Lol, silly. They took the easy way out. Lazy writing and lazy season.
@cecilofchristmaspast41865 жыл бұрын
Ned Stark: Keeps Jon's heritage a secret to the grave. Sansa Stark: Tells one of the biggest secret revealers in a matter of hours. Doing the family proud there, Sansa.
@Andrew110175 жыл бұрын
Heuch Gack and to a Lannister, I’m sure Ned is beyond pleased
@margarethmichelina5146 Жыл бұрын
No wonder Ned never tells the secret to his wife because remember Caitlyn was also a total bitch. I don't understand how anyone can like Caitlyn when she was a Karen along with her sister, Lyssa and even Cersei as the Westeros Karens who like to complain, whine, and also used their feelings over logic.
@jamesweber85665 жыл бұрын
They made winter disappear in 3 episodes lol. Summer is apparently back xD
@RustyShackleford0515 жыл бұрын
.
@florianlaur53005 жыл бұрын
No, Winter was there for Stannis;). And it snowed in King's Landing, but it seems it didn't stick, cause in the next episodes, it's clearly summer again.
@francoochoa31765 жыл бұрын
Okay guys remember the Night King is dead. Winter is no longer here
@Lucifronz5 жыл бұрын
@@francoochoa3176 "Winter is coming" is not actually a statement of the Night King coming and the snow is not caused by him (though he CAN cause snowstorms as seen in the final battle against him at Winterfell). It's an actual statement, known for generations by the northmen, that winters in Westeros are long and harsh. This winter was supposed to last ten years. Looks like it lasted ten seconds.
One would think that with an all seeing demigod and the perfect spy/assassin who single handed ended a thousand years old threat to mankind would be enough to kill Cersei. But you gotta go flying with your dragons in the front while closing your eyes
@jonpaulcer31285 жыл бұрын
I also thought the cup could be some kind of awful advertisement or maybe the dozens of people who were in the scene and watched it before its release didn't care enough either way it's just sad
@moving90715 жыл бұрын
Euron needs to grow his mustache out so he can twirl it around. I don't think it's obvious enough that he's a stock bad guy.
@marcoslaureano55625 жыл бұрын
dlakodlak zero personality??? Dude is like a fucking rock star for fucks sake. When he killed Rhaeghal I half expected him to stick his tongue out at Dany and give her the double sign of the horns like Ronnie James Dio.
@ba1anse5 жыл бұрын
Dumb & Dumber have driven the best show into the ground.
@CLOUDKID115 жыл бұрын
I used to think this show was going to be one of the greats(in tv series), but as of season 7 and season 8(so far) I'm sure that's not going to happen....which is truly disappointing and sad to see since the original potential and build up from seasons 1-5 has been brought to the ground through its shaky plot, poorly written script, time traveling/other major fallacies.
@neilholding92275 жыл бұрын
Could have been best tv series of all time ...instead its just a good tv show
@nicoleb11115 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t trust them to write a sequel to a Dr Seuss novel
@labinotabazi91872 жыл бұрын
Thank god i dodged a bullet with this and saved hundreds of hours watching this. I have yet to come across a show that comes close to breaking bad.
@MindbodyMedic2 ай бұрын
You should watch it for the first 4 at least. Tbh the gut wrenching awfulness makes the incredible sound track more powerful because of the deep melancholy that will stay with you for weeks after finishing it.
@johnappleseed88395 жыл бұрын
Tormund: I belong in the north. Jon: This IS the north. Tormund: No, the REAL north. Jon: By the way, will you take my dog with you? He belongs in the north.
@prankishsquire26635 жыл бұрын
George double R obviously loves dogs. My bet is Dumb and Dumber have goldfish for pets?
@Felipera_5 жыл бұрын
@@prankishsquire2663 are you assuming they are smart enough to keep a pet alive?
@Mark-qz8fu5 жыл бұрын
They have polar bears.
@TheStraightestWhitest5 жыл бұрын
@@Mark-qz8fu And they cut them with flaming swords on a daily?
@mv110005 жыл бұрын
John Appleseed Have to save vfx and shooting time
@joseguilarte875 жыл бұрын
John "i do not want to be king" Also John "i'm going to reveal information that is going to make it harder for me to Not be king."
@TheKillaShow5 жыл бұрын
Catherine McPhee so you mean exactly what his father Ned did?
@a11757795 жыл бұрын
This actually is true to his character. ‘If everyone lies, then the world will only become filled with better and better liars’
@sebastjankrek17445 жыл бұрын
@@kakkarot045 And Bran. If he had more than double digits of IQ he would have remained silent if he truly believed it was Jon's choice. So either it's for plot convenience, Bran being retarded or Bran lying, but that wouldn't make sense, since we're being convinced he doesn't have personal motives. The only remaining explanation would be Bran simply not giving a Fuck.
@williampoole17425 жыл бұрын
Jon's "honor" just makes no sense at this point.
@sebastjankrek17445 жыл бұрын
@@williampoole1742 It gets better, he kills Dany. Lmao those writers.
@CommandoMaster5 жыл бұрын
Bran wakes up and it's all a bad dream. He's actually not crippled and everything is fine.
@hennerzz34605 жыл бұрын
The show has become so hilariously bad that at this point that would probably feel like a relatively satisfying ending. Fuck.....
@simonmorgan69345 жыл бұрын
Bran travels back to his fall and decides to just die!
@robertholmes89175 жыл бұрын
That will probably happen that way seeing how shit it has become
@robertholmes89175 жыл бұрын
@@simonmorgan6934 funny reply😂😂
@MinscS25 жыл бұрын
That ending would, sadly enough, be better than the one we're getting according to some leaks...
@sev-00735 жыл бұрын
How did euron manage to snipe rhaegal three times but his entire fleet couldn't hit drogon flying straight at them
@ameerhamid895 жыл бұрын
He turned at the last moment with the speed and radius of an 18-wheeler.
@theflashgordon1934 жыл бұрын
so true the scene with raegal make the latter unbelievable
@KianoUyMOOP4 жыл бұрын
It's called 'skill-based matchmaking'. In order to keep players on a lower skill pool from being unfairly(?) punished by better players, the game implements a system where after a particularly dominant match, the latter is penalized by being put in lobbies where they are at a severe disadvantage.
@theflashgordon1934 жыл бұрын
@@KianoUyMOOP I suppose you comented the wrong video ?
@thestoicwhinger4 жыл бұрын
@@KianoUyMOOP hilarious
@thewayofthecowboy12675 жыл бұрын
At first, I wondered why the video kept cutting to an all black screen. Then I realized it was showing clips from 'The Long Night'.
@haillobster71545 жыл бұрын
Dimdark and full of tremors.
@markomcub8205 жыл бұрын
"There must always be a Starkbucks in Winterfell."
@cathygrandstaff19575 жыл бұрын
It’s emblem is a wolf-headed mermaid.
@carmadme5 жыл бұрын
How on earth can you tell it’s a Starbucks cup
@LCAC755 жыл бұрын
@@carmadme it's a joke bro.
@Keyser6665 жыл бұрын
Ned kept that secret for twenty years (even took it to his grave), Sansa couldn't even keep it for one day.
@CapitalMort5 жыл бұрын
Females, am I right?
@docop89265 жыл бұрын
@@CapitalMort 🤔
@Mavis8475 жыл бұрын
Yea, something else they could have wrote better, her own father kept that for so long.
@Dudja5 жыл бұрын
Keyser Soze Salsa is a bitch
@pmendes995 жыл бұрын
@@LucasBR702 To be honest, the secret was kept to protect Jon from Cersei and Robert Baratheon and probably other aspirers to the throne at the time. There's not many of those left, and the ones that there are either already want Jon dead or are allied with him.
@QazwerDave5 жыл бұрын
Rian Johnson has become a verb ...
@lessthanthreemetal5 жыл бұрын
David Orvik guy is fucking poison.
@toddgarver53975 жыл бұрын
Fuck you, Brick and Looper are awesome.
@matthewthehuman17445 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@Curtin-mf3xy5 жыл бұрын
Matthew thehuman Snoke, the main villain, unceremoniously dying half way through the Star Wars saga. Rian Johnson decision
@ghostlightx90055 жыл бұрын
To Rian Johnson: to take a much-beloved thing and ruin it for everyone by 'subverting expectations'. To Chris Chibnal: to take a much-beloved thing and ruin it for everyone by making it an SJW borefest
@WraYth-17765 жыл бұрын
“Deus Ex Arya” Coined, Minted, & put directly into Circulation. Well done.
@TheBashar3275 жыл бұрын
Hey, they haven't totally jumped the throne yet......
@higochumbo89325 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't it be Arya Ex Machina?
@Irfan875 жыл бұрын
Been saying this for a while now actually. Arya Ex Machina of House Plot Armour.
@syzyphyz5 жыл бұрын
Arya needs to be nerfed, i hope the Mountain kills her; she helped outsmart Littlefinger, which was a completely unsatisfying end to him, and killed the ultimate magic badass the Nightking.
@kd97495 жыл бұрын
At least this episode taught me that dragons are no big deal, seems silly now that we thought they would amount to anything.
@Alexrider025 жыл бұрын
Yeah, pretty weaksauce overall. Give Cersei and Qyburn a fortnight and they'll have a dozen fully operational mechanical dragons to conquer the skies and fire Scorpion bolts from their mouths instead of fire.
@chickenintherain51725 жыл бұрын
Yea it drives me nuts how it seems that for hundreds of years they use the same old weapons and technology hasn't seemed to advance much but of course qyburn invents a super weapon and dragons aren't shit. Nevermind her ancestors conquered Westeros with barely an army and three dragons. I guess they were just lacking dr Frankenstein and a crazy pirate back then. Very disappointed.
@raggedy37595 жыл бұрын
Ian Crossen As much as I know Qyburn pulled those scorpions out of his ass they have been in the history of Westeros for centuries. The reason why Dorne was never conquered was because queen Rhaenys dragon Meraxes was brained by a lucky bolt from one of those. They're not new, but they're still BS
@MrBambiGaming5 жыл бұрын
RaggedyAnne Frank Even GRRM said that a scorpion shooting a dragon is a one in a million shot, it's practically impossible. Then Dollar Tree Jack Sparrow manages to hit a flying dragon three times in a row from a moving ship thousands of feet away.
@trubberdox5 жыл бұрын
@@MrBambiGaming That's Euron Aim Assist Greyjoy for ya
@StillNoPickles695 жыл бұрын
No azor ahai, no actual long night. No war against the dead, just a battle. All the writing gone to shit, Arya has gone full fan service to kill everything in the world. Just end it all HBO
@SilverbySkyline5 жыл бұрын
At least we have 4 spin-offs to look forward to not written by GRRM.
@vinnregi48825 жыл бұрын
@@xXAzarakXx Yeah cause being beaten to a swordfight by a 20 year old boy that's "the chosen one" would be much better. Just watch Matrix dude, it has exactly what you want
@CLOUDKID115 жыл бұрын
I hope they don't make any of the spinoffs and tarnish everything even more than what they already have. Ps. good job HBO/D&D GoT franchise was about to become a huge whale for you guys but now it's going to die and not live up to its potential.
@Nekroz775 жыл бұрын
@@vinnregi4882 >>the last jedi is that way
@tonyrockywarrior40965 жыл бұрын
I am very very very afraid she is gonna kill Cercei too. Fuck off show
@lorddanny29885 жыл бұрын
Is no one else questioning HOW they got Missandei? Euron's fleet sunk the ships from a distance. They never raided them. The survivors swam to the shore of Dragonstone, with the ships sinking in the background but no Euron fleet near the wreckage. Missandei was told to get to the skiff, so the directors could argue that she was caught rowing away or something, but she would've been heading towards Dragonstone where the others were swimming. We also never saw her get to the skiff, so we don't know if she even boarded it. So, skiff or no skiff, HOW did Euron get Missandei? How did they know where to find her among that fleet, and why capture her and not a bunch of Daenerys' soldiers just to bring her army down? If they could reach Missandei and capture her, surely they were close enough to just wipe out the remaining soldiers, who were struggling to shore. I also don't get how Grey Worm and the others figured out that she was captured. I honestly thought she had drowned, which would've been a more realistic death, given the circumstances. How can anyone, who just got away from a sinking fleet by swimming through rough waters, decide "Missandei's not here? Last seen on the sinking ship? Yeah, she was definitely captured by Euron." Doesn't make sense at all.
@13fails5 жыл бұрын
Totally agree here. On top of that, what was the scene with Tyrion jumping off the ship and getting hit by the mast from the ship - cut - and next scene he's fine?!
@lorddanny29885 жыл бұрын
@@13fails Probably would've made more sense if he was captured instead. It was implied that he was knocked unconscious, so it would be more believable if Euron found him drifting in the sea or something, plus it would be much better to kill the hand of the dragon queen rather than her translator. It would hit her emotionally and it would also hinder her war plans, plus it would get rid of the man who was trying to keep her from doing anything stupid, which would thus let Daenerys snap without anyone holding her back. The whole thing with Missandei felt so random and was just poorly executed. I really think these writers don't care about the characters that much.
@rafaelsantosx5 жыл бұрын
Apparently it's a fantasy, so fuck the logic.
@katykat28335 жыл бұрын
@Cherry Muse Sorry to disagree but I've never seen her given any advise at all. She was just a pretty translator...
@cdallapiccola5 жыл бұрын
And no one is questioning why Euron+Cersei didn't lay a trap within Dragon Stone itself (seemingly unguarded), given they apparently knew she and her fleet were going there, and when? Hey, they could've even had a ballista hidden inside one of the towers, to take out any dragons that survived the naval attack.
@inplainview15 жыл бұрын
I'm legitimately glad I came to this show late and binge watched it. Now I've only wasted a few weeks out of my life versus dedicating years of being a fan and getting really absorbed into the show only to have it get run into the ground like this. I feel bad for long time fans
@fastenedcarrot95705 жыл бұрын
@Cherry Muse Functioning alcoholics seems a bit generous.
@MentallyCapable5 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@QueenE315 жыл бұрын
Same. Watched season 1 and then didn’t have Foxtel/Cable to watch any further for years. Then got the box set up to season 7 and binged. Have waited for season 8 just as long as everyone else. My disappointment has me heartbroken so I can imagine diehard fan’s disappointment being unfathomable.
@AngryPanda.5 жыл бұрын
You did it right.
@kelllessley40175 жыл бұрын
I started watching in 2012, I rewatched the entire show last month, I redownloaded audible to listen to the books again. This new season has been absolutely horrible. The highest budget TV show in history and they cant get better writers than the low budget Olympus has Fallen underwater level (Hunter Killer)
@jasonmatthews525 жыл бұрын
Remember that Night King guy who was built up for 8 years? What happened to him? Lol
@garrettbaratheon5675 жыл бұрын
Jason Matthews yeah honestly the last few seasons shouldn’t really play into whether you like a character or not, characters’ motivations are only to move the plot
@rosesongoku69805 жыл бұрын
Arya: *KOBE!!!!!* (knife snipes him)
@EliWintercross5 жыл бұрын
They really dropped the ball and kicked it into a ditch this season.
@JCO20025 жыл бұрын
The Night King guy smirked a little at the end, and then died not long after. That's what happened.
@rosesongoku69805 жыл бұрын
@Un-broken and victorious She is God now, basically she can teleport and kill the whole fleet and Cersei in a matter of seconds and make the Golden Company bow to her.
@DjVtheJESUSsouja5 жыл бұрын
Secret about Jon Ned Stark: Keeps secret 18 years Jon,Sansa,Tyrion: Keep the secret 18 seconds
@user-bm3ts2ql6s5 жыл бұрын
He only kept the secret because Robert would have killed Jon. No Robert, no need to keep the secret.
@trappnest44905 жыл бұрын
@@user-bm3ts2ql6s But they had to keep the secret from the entire population of Westeros in order to make Daenerys Queen. But they didn't cause they don't believe in her
@brightgarinson30995 жыл бұрын
@@trappnest4490 Jon didn't because it's not honorable to keep secrets THAT BIG. Both mad queen and Sansa/Arya want Jon to betray who he is. All for the throne.
@carlosguillen56835 жыл бұрын
Wasnt jon 14 years old when bed died?
@melchristensen82825 жыл бұрын
@@user-bm3ts2ql6s You don't think there might be other people who might want to kill Jon once he revealed that info? Like. Y'know. Daenerys. Jon is a fucking moron. End of story.
@TheStapleGunKid5 жыл бұрын
I love how Bronn just walked into an enemy castle with nobody stopping him, and was lucky enough to find the two people he was looking for both together by themselves in a room with no guards. I has to one of the most contrived scenes ever written in a tv show.
@arongebremedhin976411 ай бұрын
that man is covered with plot armor
@SWAT6165 жыл бұрын
The Bronn scene looked like it was written by Tommy Wiseau: Bronn: Oh hai Tyrion. Oh hai Jaime. I have from really far come to kill you!! Tyrion: What! I’ll pay you more! Bronn: haha, great don’t worry about it! Look at the time! I have to go. Bai Tyrion, bai Jaime!
@projekt845 жыл бұрын
hi doggy
@MrAskmannen5 жыл бұрын
I did not hit her! it's bullshit! i did NAAAAAAAAHT!Oh hai Mark
@AerysTMD5 жыл бұрын
You're my favourite customer
@000xyz5 жыл бұрын
I actually heard bronn in tommy's voice. Tyrion: i once knew this whore....she had about a dozen lords. One of them found out about it, flogged her so bad she ended up in a nursery in house gurerro.
@Alknix5 жыл бұрын
@@projekt84 bi doggy
@JayFromBlighty5 жыл бұрын
At least Tormund and Ghost gtfo there. A small silver lining.
@andyappleton33535 жыл бұрын
You guys shouldn't get too excited. They'll probably teleport directly into the throne room for the final battle and Tormund will save Briene with his dong right before Jamie attempts to kill her with a golden dildo on his right stump.
@jons20225 жыл бұрын
Top-Tier Woman Respektor -MAX LEVEL- that’s actually why I wanted him to die last week. I like beric and edd, but it’s more of a shocking death. Tormund would have hit much harder, yet Dumb cunt and dick fuck are too pussy to kill him off.
@silverback71335 жыл бұрын
lmfao... and you think these horrible writers will let that stick i can fuckin smell the last minute battle save from here
@rutvin87635 жыл бұрын
Yeah bittersweet. In a way I was glad they both left. It means: 1) they don't die a sad, pointless death (*cough* Rhaegal, Night King, Littlefinger *cough*) and 2) they don't have to be part of an increasingly miserable storyline.
@iansharp74225 жыл бұрын
@@blackskyirregular9876 Tormund has been one of the best characters for quite a while now and one of the most underused. Bronn is just plain irritating.
@lootmaster13375 жыл бұрын
Danny: i have 3 dragons, they are mighy creatures *spears exists* I have 1 dragon... He is good at flying me around
@trappnest44905 жыл бұрын
No one in the show seems to be scared of the dragons anymore
@DeleteExistence5 жыл бұрын
They've been exposed to them too much, she didn't use them strategically and now two of them are dead. Not weapons, living creatures that cannot be replaced or repaired. That is why you either use them as a last resort or use hit and run tactics to control the battlefield. Force enemies to relocate and attack from where you want them to attack from. Can't we Humans shoot Helicopters out of the sky with assault rifles if they fly too low or too close to a mountain? Though a dragon doesn't have to withdraw to arm itself, it can get tired or hungry. Not going to fight well on an empty stomach is it. What a waste, smh.
@BB-ce5ev5 жыл бұрын
@@DeleteExistence the dragons are supposed to have scales so thick arrows and bolts bounce off of them. Going by the show and books own words here. So it makes no sense. Infact they said the only way to kill a dragon is to hit it in the eye with a bolt or spear. I saw none of that.
@BB-ce5ev5 жыл бұрын
@@DeleteExistence also... all living creatures repair... its called healing. Hell we repair better than actual machines. Machines need specific parts and expertise. Living creatures just need food and rest.
@DeleteExistence5 жыл бұрын
@@BB-ce5ev 12 weeks of healing for me after a car crash, 2 of those in ICU unable to stand and I still never fully healed but this is war where people are getting limbs cut off etc. Westeros doesn't have the medical knowledge we have in reality. Machines can be repaired in a day or two depending on the issue. Or, replaced. If the dragons get injured, how would they treat their wounds. What if they had internal bleeding, how will they stop it? Who in the world has knowledge of treating injured dragons to help with the healing process. Check the spear tip again that was fired from the ballista. Wondered if it might be dragon glass or something but couldn't be bothered to watch it again. An injured dragon would be out of action for days, weeks, months. They're not going to run out of wood for ballistae or trebuchet or boats. They could be building replacements while the war rages on, there isn't a dragon farm anywhere breeding replacement dragons.
@TheKrazeeLadee5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but the absolute frustration in your voice made me laugh through my tears at how shit this show has become. I just love your voice. It represents the entire fandom at this point.
@Zek_Ken5 жыл бұрын
Next episode - Uncle Benjen is a White Walker, rides in and fights off Cersei's entire army. Because unpredictable!
@aiber33035 жыл бұрын
Wow that totally subverted my expectations!
@ant3x75 жыл бұрын
EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED
@seulebrg5 жыл бұрын
D&D here - how much do you want to write the prequel?
@WayoftheDave5 жыл бұрын
Arya spider monkeys 50 miles in a single jump whilst carrying the hound. Throws him at the mountain whilst drop daggering Cersei. Because she's a strong independent assassin who don't need no physics.
@swaghauler83345 жыл бұрын
@@WayoftheDave LOL! AND... she gets close enough to do it by killing Qyburn and taking his face. Cersei offed by a Rian Johnson "drop dagger Qyburning!"
@beau61135 жыл бұрын
Calling Dany a millennial and then saying the signs have been there (and showing the starbucks cup again) is pure genius on several different levels. I laughed about this through this entire video!
@Pondimus_Maximus5 жыл бұрын
Rian Johnson: “I subverted expectations by delivering a half-baked story.” D&D: “Hold my Starbuck’s.”
@DogOfHades5 жыл бұрын
D&D? As in Dungeons and Dragons? They wish.
@jesus69765 жыл бұрын
@@DogOfHades no Dumb and Dumber
@Person012345 жыл бұрын
Rian Johnson: *put starbucks on table*
@Alknix5 жыл бұрын
@@Person01234 Wow, this guy cannot do anything right.
@TheB1akery5 жыл бұрын
I used to have several favorite characters (all of which are still alive), but now I have none, they're killing characters without even realising it.
@mdhamerly5 жыл бұрын
Well said. I've never gone from being so engrossed in a character's storyline to being so completely apathetic about what happens to them. There's not a single interesting character to root for anymore. Hot Pie can take the throne for all I care
@dobie30045 жыл бұрын
Drogon...I like Drogon...but they'll probably kill HIM off next episode.
@pikabiga5 жыл бұрын
Amen. They’ve... they’ve killed all of the characters while keeping them alive. Every growth and development down the drain.
@c1000101c5 жыл бұрын
@@mdhamerly You were rooting for Hot Pie as well? We should form a club and start a petition to remake S8E6 with Hot Pie claiming the Iron Throne after tiptoeing over the corpses of all the characters we used to care about.
@CODA965 жыл бұрын
@@c1000101c Hot Pie throwing bread made out of dragon glass to kill the Night King would have been more believable than Arya teleporting.
@SnakeWasRight5 жыл бұрын
"Winter" I dont think I saw anyone's frosty breath even once, and it looks like summer in kings landing.
@Culperrr5 жыл бұрын
You did when they were outside, but since, you know, there are warm fire's inside, it's going to be kind of hard for it to be cold... This comment made me laugh because you are complaining of the sake of complaining.
@sneezystudios58565 жыл бұрын
Summer?? It looks like dorne in Kingslanding. Apparently winter lasts about 2 months now. What happened to a long summer means a longer winter?
@LucefieD5 жыл бұрын
I mean I think the long winter may have something to do with the nightking himself, I think killing him will cut short the whole winter in the south thing.
@Culperrr5 жыл бұрын
@@sneezystudios5856 I mean the grass is brown now, which is what happens before and during winter.
@Kevin_Roche5 жыл бұрын
Winter is coming... Maybe... 😏
@WayoftheDave5 жыл бұрын
Then Brandon Stark wakes up, after realizing he has the ability to break the 4th wall and see alternative timelines. Terrified at the current direction, things go back a few seasons and start over properly. The writers are burned at the stake.
@iancavanagh1995 жыл бұрын
Wish that would happen.. Think it more likely at this point this has all been a Bran dream/nightmare since the end of season 1 ep. 1.. It really is impossible to salvage now.
@brianfitzsimmons60745 жыл бұрын
Sadly Bran takes the throne in the end so be prepared for that
@TheNthMouse5 жыл бұрын
I really like that last part.
@timh.71695 жыл бұрын
we should make a Petition for that to happen 😂
@thedirty5305 жыл бұрын
Right after GRRM makes his cameo & takes the Iron Throne for himself
@cathaloriordan2715 жыл бұрын
Its very simple what happened. Weiss and Denisoff looked like geniuses when they were essentially copying shows word for word from pre-written books. The second the book material ran out, everything started to fall apart
@xstoofpeer5 жыл бұрын
Weiss and Benioff are terrible hack writers.
@leesoarable5 жыл бұрын
Nope they started making changes early on in season 2, there was plenty of book left at that point!! Those small changes caused a massive ripple effect that essentially made it a completely new story with a few similarities to the original books. The thing that pisses me off the most is I have now been waiting YEARS for the next book to come out!! and now i don't even know if I will be able to stomach reading it as all my enthusiasm for the characters I knew is gone :'(
@xstoofpeer5 жыл бұрын
@@leesoarable I personally didn't mind the deviation from the book, I saw it as a positive. Season 4 was also my favourite season. They fucked up by writing poorly from season 4 forward.
@leesoarable5 жыл бұрын
@@xstoofpeer That's your opinion and that is totally fine :D I don't agree though and struggled with the changes (my partner is on your side of the argument). I was merely commenting that they deviated from the story well before the material from the books ran out!
@elchicounsl5 жыл бұрын
everything goes back to normality
@MatthewCoast5 жыл бұрын
I definitely think you're the cheery, optimistic type
@donz62114 жыл бұрын
Anyone who thinks that Ray's or Luke Skywalker's (the old Luke that is) character can be fixed is a VERY, optimistic guy.
@Namazuros5 жыл бұрын
Dany's judgment isn't failing her, her advisers and the writing are. "She forgot the Iron Fleet lol" THANKS D&D
@kelvinwebley69715 жыл бұрын
Nah, she isn't listening to her advisers
@dastardlycrook64435 жыл бұрын
As if Dany has anything resembling judgement
@nykerianash15905 жыл бұрын
kelvin webley Wring she listened to Varys and Tyrion. Since Cersei knew how Tyrion thinks she outsmarted him and Dany lost a lot because of it. Since then he’s been a constant idiot.
@Namazuros5 жыл бұрын
@@kelvinwebley6971 She had a pointless conversation with Cersei in season 7 and a pointless converation with Cersei in season 8 all because of her dumb adviser Tyrion. If they want to avoid killing the civilians maybe they should hire assassins.
@grondhero5 жыл бұрын
@@Namazuros I'm sure Arya will step in for that.
@hywelparrington56105 жыл бұрын
I never would have thought the most reasonable voice on the internet would be a pissed up scotchman. Well done sir.
@dakkahead5175 жыл бұрын
To roughly quote another commenter in another GoT review of Season 8 Imagine if Denethor was the final conflict in LOTR, after they got done with Sauron... This is Season 8.
@TheAtanasTv5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Draco Malfoy was the final conflict in Harry Potter, after they got done with Voldemort...
@fratrat53595 жыл бұрын
Denethor would be throwing chicken bones and half bitten cherry tomatoes at the army below.
@Lowraith5 жыл бұрын
It's funny, the first thing I posted after Ep3 was, "Imagine if Commander Shepard handily defeated all the Reapers in the opening moments of ME:3, and you had to spend the rest of the game dealing with Councilor Udina's arrogant racism."
@fernandoroblescalvillo96125 жыл бұрын
The final conflict after Sauron was Saruman in The Shire, well, in the books. Still shitty writing for season 8.
@maksimpavlov28705 жыл бұрын
there probably was some eastern ruler of a sort but it is so unimportant we do not need to know about it good thing lotr is not a tv series......... yet................. oh...... gods...............
@MahaHMA5 жыл бұрын
"they leveled up enough to unlock fast travel" lmao
@joeexotic25455 жыл бұрын
The Starbucks cup is still not the most ridiculous thing in season 8 .
@Ezpazmic5 жыл бұрын
I think it's hilarious since it sits in front of a young woman as she gets more and more pissed off at men! Like a true holder of a gender studies degree!
@joeexotic25455 жыл бұрын
@@Ezpazmic Ugh , have a day off with you women hating nonsense
@Mr_Penguins_Pet_Human5 жыл бұрын
That cup is a literal visual representation of what has happened to this show. All checks and balances are gone and it's going straight to air without any revision.
@MetallicaSindre5 жыл бұрын
@@joeexotic2545 He doesn''t hate women. Only that gender studies degrees exist.
@Ezpazmic5 жыл бұрын
@@joeexotic2545 I don't hate women, I'm just pointing out that she looks like the stereotypical angry hipster in this clip.
@Palaschurk5 жыл бұрын
the jaime thing can be excused since he might be off to finnish off his sister, however the way jon treats his Dog is inexcusable
@LucefieD5 жыл бұрын
Budget. that was all budget, physically interacting with a CGI wolf with fur is a fucking nightmare to get right. If they added that in they probably would have had to cut parts of more important battle scenes. They should have just left ghost out. Sure we would have wondered where he was but it's better than this bullshit we got.
@AzerothLatinoamerica5 жыл бұрын
Not really, they will just drag the scene and then when Jaime shows his intent to kill Cercei will be a "What a twist" moment with dramatic music and all. Lame as fuk
@AzerothLatinoamerica5 жыл бұрын
@@LucefieD they could use practical effects, but thry are literally brain dead.
@LucefieD5 жыл бұрын
@@AzerothLatinoamerica true, the tried and true put one actor closer to the camera. That's still tough for actual interaction though. Maybe if they cut to a close up and didn't show them side by side.
@CreeperDoidao5 жыл бұрын
They could have cut the scene with the dragon ride, in episode 1. I mean, that was completely unnecessary.
@joeskis5 жыл бұрын
Yeah there's no way Cersei would care about protocol. She would have killed Dany n friends right then and there.
@jigartalaviya23405 жыл бұрын
"You think i listened to father for twenty years and learned nothing?" - cersei. "I dont trust you not because you are a woman... I dont trust you because you are not as smart as you think you are."- Tywin to cersei. See cersei...you father was again absolutely right!!! Have to respect that plot armor though.
@carpenotte5 жыл бұрын
Also, Daenerys can easily be portrayed as an userper by Cersei. It's the winners who write history. There's no honour for userpers.
@sotirmilivojevic62335 жыл бұрын
Well, you're not seeing the big plot twist here .. Cercei becomes good and caring and wants to reconcile with Daenerys, after which Euron kills her and becomes lord .. of Lannister family even though he's not Lannister. Subverted expectations :D
@949surferdude5 жыл бұрын
She did send someone to kill them why not take the easy shot?
@tiredoffools89295 жыл бұрын
@@949surferdude Logically I agree... but the question is did she really send Bronn or was it Qyburn on his own? Who cares anymore..... nothing we think even matter anymore because they are not using logic anymore.. you know.... Subversion of expectations is KING now!
@S1ipperyJim4 жыл бұрын
@2:53 I thought I was the only one who felt that way about Sansa
@mikelarry10682 жыл бұрын
My god, I have felt this way about her since episode one. So satisfying to hear someone else say it.
@blulight58815 жыл бұрын
The negotiations between Tyrion and Qyburn were basically diplomatics in total war: medieval 2. Tyrion: i ve got an army coming. Why dont u surrender Qyburn: why dont U surrender Tyrion: No Qyburn: Me too. T&Q: negotiations are over.
@thorfaxx60275 жыл бұрын
The point of the negotiations was to the show the people of kings landing that they at least tried. They knew it would be pointless anyway, Cersei would've never listened.
@ParleLeVu5 жыл бұрын
Basically correct. MW2's diplomacy was horrendous. Control 40 provinces and have 2 million florins as well as 100 times (literally) the army of the guy you are at war with. Him: "Only peace if u pay me 1,4 million florins". Yeah..
@montinyek65545 жыл бұрын
ParleLeVu haha good memories
@ottoweininger81565 жыл бұрын
Oh wow! Medieval: Total War 2 is out! The first one is getting a bit stale.
@elchicounsl5 жыл бұрын
LoooooL so true
@teachersophia5 жыл бұрын
If that was the quality presented in season one the show would've been canceled.
@TheBrotherdarkness95 жыл бұрын
@Un-broken and victorious i agree, after S4 the writing went straight downhill.
@jbulletc5 жыл бұрын
Season 1-4 were easily the worst. GRRM's writing is so dependent on shock value.
@thx11685 жыл бұрын
Well said, Sophia.
@Wayner715 жыл бұрын
Yep. Season 5 was fast-forward button material
@antonius.martinus5 жыл бұрын
Not really, if you actually read the books you'll see how he really writes.
@ironcross94955 жыл бұрын
This great show turned officially into a f*cking medieval soap opera.
@rogat1745 жыл бұрын
Hey, just like Vikings.
@hikingbird425 жыл бұрын
That's what happens when a show blows up and saves it's characters with plot armor
@rdecredico5 жыл бұрын
Nonsense. This is the same ending that will be in the books if they ever arrive (according to martin himself). The original source material was really not as good as everyone lauded it to be. It was always going to dissolve into fantasy idiocy.
@henryhill925 жыл бұрын
@@rdecredico It's possible that GRRM is either contractually obliged to say that, or that he wasn't even sure how the books would end and doubtful he'd ever finish them.
@Brandonhayhew5 жыл бұрын
The show has became a pathetic formerly self of its onece a glorious show, now it has became a mockery of itself.
@elderofzion5 жыл бұрын
Critical Drinker, your reviews are hilarious. I don't even watch Game of Thrones, I've watched season one and checked out. But your reviews are a must see, i feel excitement when I see you've put out a new one, as the shows fans are excited when new episode is out. This speaks a bunch about quality of your writing, I'd say.
@Wayshuba5 жыл бұрын
My personal biggest issue with this season is how suddenly have the characters are acting completely different to what has been built upon over the 7 previous seasons. Some examples: Tyrion - One of the smartest guys in Westeros but in season eight he is suddenly an idiot? Dany - Was someone trying to be a fair ruler but with some tyrannical tendencies. Now we will just put things in there to make her a full on tyrant. Jaimie - One of the longest and best arcs of redemption in the series. Comes to a fitting conclusion in Episode 2. Now in Episode 4, after Bronn shows up to kill him at the hire of his sister - I am a bad guy and need to go back to her. Totally destroyed seven years of a guy struggling with redemption and finding himself outside of his sister. Bonus - Throughout the previous seven seasons we have seen Jon, Sansa, Tyrion and others show intelligent approaches to battle. But we put some of the best military planners in Westeros in a room together and they run the battle against the White Walkers like 12 year olds who never have been in battle before? This whole season seems like characters are completely different from what we have seen built up for the last seven.
@SerbAtheist5 жыл бұрын
Tyrion's flaw has always been that he is too trusting and sympathetic of people, especially his family. In S2 he thought he would actually be rewarded for doing a good job as a hand, i.e. making his father proud, instead of being relegated to Joffrey's martial sloppy seconds. Dany always was a full blown tyrant. It was only Jorah and Missandrei, the only people she had a true human connection with, that kept her worst impulses in check. Jaime's story was never about redemption. He was from before the show the guy who killed the Mad King and saved Westeros only to be constantly given sh*t for it. So he always had good in him. But he also always had evil in him. He has always been in a superposition of good and evil. His sadistic streak never really went away and he was perfectly willing to kill Emdund's baby had he not accepted the ultimatum. To the extent he did have a redemption arc, he always kept regressing to his bad self because of his love for Cersei. There have been detailed analyses of the Battle of Winterfell straategyy by medieval millitary experts and most of the episode comes out OK. The Dothraki have little knowledge fighting defensive battles so why not gamble on a initial charge. Everything else was about as reasonable as one could expect given that the were fighting a completely novel and inscrutable enemy.
@TonyDQT5 жыл бұрын
Chris LaFontaine Little finder was the one that holding it together. Without him, the seven Kingdoms turned into shitholes
@Wayshuba5 жыл бұрын
@@SerbAtheist I won't comment on the characters but I will on the battle. Medieval military experts is hogwash. We don't live in medieval times so their is no such thing as an expert, but here goes. So the main strategy was to lure out and kill the Night King, not face the hordes of undead face on. That was clarified in Episode 2 but in Episode 3 we go with the facing the hordes head on. Yeah right. The enemy was not novel. Episodes like Hardhome and other encounters made them well aware of this enemy. Thus all the dragonglass and Valyrian Steel. For cavalry, there is no such thing as defensive - they are ALWAYS used offensively. Look how they were used in The Battle of the Bastards. A common medieval defensive strategy would have been to let the dead come to them. First wearing away on the lines with missile and siege weapons. Then tie them up with well formed infantry - such as the Unsullied - then have the cavalry come in from the flanks. Even in medieval times they used what was known as combined arms. In addition, no sane military tactician "gambles" with isolating 200,000 of their troops. Especially in the face of an enemy who will add those 200,000 to it's ranks with such a gamble.
@willbaker65325 жыл бұрын
Jon literally nearly got himself and all of his men in the battle of the bastards because he didn't think and was out maneuved by Ramsey
@tarron32373 жыл бұрын
Happens when you try to come up with a story while being high
@Peterrrk5 жыл бұрын
Well maybe you should wait until the series conclusion before you almighty judge that the starbucks cup has no place in the story.
@CoDxMassacre5 жыл бұрын
@VideoGames4Days ! The spill proof lid. That's the piece I've been missing all this time. Not a prince, princess or an elephant. The show just might have a chance!
@yeahwhatever55605 жыл бұрын
@@Alternative5ive 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@seamouse87445 жыл бұрын
I see a theory coming...
@mariokarter135 жыл бұрын
There's this thing called "linear time." It allows us to determine that with the amount of time left for the remaining episodes, they're already fucked beyond recovery.
@JCO20025 жыл бұрын
Great user name. Funny comment.
@digi33635 жыл бұрын
I am enjoying this video 1000 times more than all of season 8 so far, thank you xD
@MikkoVille5 жыл бұрын
Hear hear!
@astu46775 жыл бұрын
*sees season 8* "Give me something for the pain and let me die."
@hehehe73034 жыл бұрын
Haha, classic!
@soywil5 жыл бұрын
Gendry went full Ted Mosby, you NEVER go full Ted Mosby.
@EK-dt4cp5 жыл бұрын
Wilson Muñoz I appreciate this joke. 😂
@rivak985 жыл бұрын
I dont get it?
@shivonspicer81685 жыл бұрын
Damn thought you meant Ted from Scrubs
@georgio37535 жыл бұрын
@@soywil how I met your mother AND tropic thunder
@soywil5 жыл бұрын
@@georgio3753 Right on the money.
@ebomb11335 жыл бұрын
Two more things that pissed me off: 1) we don't get to see sansa/Arya reaction to Jons news 2) Jon didn't say goodbye to Ghost willingly
@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess5 жыл бұрын
Agree. I hate how this show never displays the reactions of exciting things happening, leaves a disappointing sensation every Time
@LordDarthSmyth5 жыл бұрын
Didn't even go over and give the poor bastard a head pat. Pissed me off.
@spy62055 жыл бұрын
My beautiful and amazing Princess I get why they cut scenes during high emotion times like that but imo, it’s never satisfying and always irritating. We care about these characters, we care about this news, why don’t they think we’d want to see it?
@Kalleosini5 жыл бұрын
After season 7. I feared the worst but hopes for the best. after episode 3. I gave up and stopped caring. after Jon didn't even pet his dog. I now have active disdain for the show.
@Kaiji...5 жыл бұрын
Jon doesn’t deserve to pet Ghost. It’s Ghost that should be leaving Jon’s useless ass.
@MarcelNL5 жыл бұрын
Petting the pooch probably would have costed a few million bucks in special effects. It would have been much better if they had let him die trying to save Jon.
@helenab99735 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it became a lazy show. it seems like neither the writers nor the actors care anymore. They just want to be done and over with it.
@Kalleosini5 жыл бұрын
@@MarcelNL For all I care, they could have had Kit pet a normal size dog and I would be totally fine with it. I don't demand perfection, I just expect more than trash.
@Tenjeen5 жыл бұрын
@Zach Arbogast Maybe he meant the other way around, that would be believable
@TiqleMiBawlz5 жыл бұрын
Well if there's any justice benioff and Weiss will never work again
@ZakJordan985 жыл бұрын
Yeah about that, they're doing a Star Wars trilogy.... Fuck
@samuelh.21185 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Clearly, you don't know how corporate works.
@TiqleMiBawlz5 жыл бұрын
@@samuelh.2118 hahaha clearly shut the fuck up nerd
@shellyluzny21155 жыл бұрын
Kind of like BSG and ron moore
@matosz234 жыл бұрын
@@ZakJordan98 Not anymore!!!!!!
@josanto69165 жыл бұрын
Please keep doing these reviews of Game of Thrones because with the shite this show has turned in to, your reviews are the only satisfaction I get from watching this disappointing mess. Cheers man!
@eclipsemercx36875 жыл бұрын
IdeasOfIceAndFire is also good at these, he's seen this coming for a good while now.
@sirocotours22265 жыл бұрын
try checking preston jacobs as well. he has been doing it for ages
@NiceOCGuy19815 жыл бұрын
Why do you think it's ending. They wanted to show to die off.
@Raptor3025 жыл бұрын
Half the army survived!!? Greyworm, did you even watch episode 3?
@Alexrider025 жыл бұрын
They were all sent out to White Harbor to collect and return Her Grace's Royal Latte.
@usedtobereign5 жыл бұрын
This is how stupid they think we are
@usedtobereign5 жыл бұрын
And they're pulling this shit constantly
@Lord_Imperius5 жыл бұрын
Also 3/5 of the Dothraki are alive. After the genious suicide attact they did.... more than half of them survived....somehow. Great.
@uzernam3035 жыл бұрын
Yeah half the unsullied and half the Dothraki survived that mass suicide--I mean "battle." Nevermind they weren't anywhere to be seen. Nevermind the show itself played off how dramatic it was that the Dothraki charged the enemy front line--because that's what cavalry do--and then there was a dramatic silence in where all the lights of their swords were extinguished. Nevermind the show played up the drama on how Grey Worm ordered his men to protect the retreat and then pulled the bridge behind them, essentially dooming what remained of the Unsullied. Nah fuck all that, we get to have our cake and eat it too! Everybody died! But half of everybody survived!
@davedogge22805 жыл бұрын
When you're leaving a job and you don't give a shit about the company or the quality of your work and your name is Ser Barista Selmy and you leave a used coffee cup on the managing directors desk.
@nhmooytis70585 жыл бұрын
Dave Dogge Barista Selmy is 20 out of 10......
@theelderkine5 жыл бұрын
This here is far better writing with a far better plot hook than anything in the actual show.
@Shenanigan-Dealer5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, Ser Barista Selmy, that sir is fucking gold
@GersonGaspar5 жыл бұрын
"Plot armor so thick you could build battle ships over it" Yeah, pretty much sums it up
@druiz19755 жыл бұрын
I disagree that Sansa is the most useless character, I nominate Bran
@THX..11385 жыл бұрын
Jon Snow at least deserves to be on the ballet.
@Dungeontai5 жыл бұрын
Bran at least brought littlefinger down (some episodes too late, for what he already knew at the beginning) Sansa is literally just there...
@MarcelNL5 жыл бұрын
@@Dungeontai And without Bran we wouldn't have had Hodor. Plus he was some excellent bait. Anyway, even though this entire show now sucks major donkey balls, I DO expect we will find out more about Bran and what he did during the battle. I do believe he still has a role to play although him saying that he now mostly lives in the past feels like a cheap way to tell us not to expect too much of him anymore.
@andromeda53695 жыл бұрын
Nevermind, he's just watching Viasat History all day long. He literally has an unlimited access to UAV's but refuses to help.
@helixplays51905 жыл бұрын
Bran: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
@juanvilchez9655 жыл бұрын
The characters can only be as smarts as its writers
@tiredoffools89295 жыл бұрын
TY... Sadly the writers are not up to the challenge.
@dinosaurnugg3ts5 жыл бұрын
PesciVHS lmao. So true bro.
@submandave11255 жыл бұрын
This is a problem that haunts books and movies alike. How do you write plot and dialog for the word's most brilliant mind when you're only middling at best? Like when a musical drama builds up a song as fantastic or moving and then when the band finally plays it you go "meh, not bad but..."
@shanedennis11365 жыл бұрын
Notice how the Baratheons love Stark women but they dont love them back 🤣
@waswaswad5 жыл бұрын
Echo Chambers good catch actually
@Alexrider025 жыл бұрын
Conclusion: Littlefinger is a Baratheon.
@christopherbeebe10645 жыл бұрын
🤣he got shot down harder than the dragon did!
@THX..11385 жыл бұрын
....Stark women are high maintenance.
@Wayne-xv6fd5 жыл бұрын
He got off lightly Aryas no ravishing Beauty lol...
@reignofrock5 жыл бұрын
At first I was sad this would be the last season. Now, I'm glad it is. And the spinoffs, nope, I'm good. What's also worrying is these two guys were essentially given a Star Wars trilogy.. Godssake!
@oxhornsupporter9855 жыл бұрын
Hey, it's not just them that was given the Star Wars trilogy. Rian Johnson has one too.. “As they finish Game of Thrones, they’re going to segue into Star Wars,” Kennedy said. “They’re working very closely with Rian.”
@rosesongoku69805 жыл бұрын
Rian is probably the one who told them to kill the NK in episode three instead of six and have Rhaegal die from stupid scorpions in episode four right after that.
@random_eskimo_in_the_rockies5 жыл бұрын
@reignofrock Well, at least D&D can't do any worse with a Star Wars story than Rian Shitson did. They can do AS bad as he did, but it's impossible to do worse.
@AirTails5 жыл бұрын
Everyone bemoaning them writing Star Wars, when people haven't stopped bemoaning that franchise since Return of the Jedi. As if it's just now going to get bad
@nagavamsip5 жыл бұрын
@@jaysoniorg2950 Source?
@fieldmarshalbaltimore13295 жыл бұрын
"wearing plot armour so thique you could build a battleship with it" 😂
@zTxmi5 жыл бұрын
"Thique"... Really?
@TheBigjim19925 жыл бұрын
You spelt thick incorrectly
@donaldmcgillavry12925 жыл бұрын
Would be no use against Euron's magic railgun ballista.
@TheBigjim19925 жыл бұрын
Indeed :)@@jacobhall979
@fieldmarshalbaltimore13295 жыл бұрын
@@TheBigjim1992 ik
@somerandombumframe43605 жыл бұрын
"The same way Amy Schumer avoids original stand up material." Ahaha!
@rageagainstmyhairline55745 жыл бұрын
Rumour has it she stole 'her' newborn child from Dave Attell.
@DK-tu3rv5 жыл бұрын
did you actually find that funny
@jake45245 жыл бұрын
that joke was about as bad as Amy Schumer's stand up is lol. jokes aren't funny just because they're about someone you dislike.
@studmalexy5 жыл бұрын
Scots make the best comedians
@danorm875 жыл бұрын
Dany somehow forgort about the Iron Fleet according to D&D as stated in HBOs 'Inside the Episode'. However Varys mentions them to Dany in the War Council?! Either they forgot they wrote that line or Dany nodded off at that point??🤦♂️🤦♂️
@Inblader5 жыл бұрын
It’s just bad writing at this point, season 8 in a nutshell
@ronniejdio94115 жыл бұрын
The writers are as smart I am but I hope.varys sent word to cersi and that's why euron knew she was headed to.dragonstone
@EliWintercross5 жыл бұрын
@@ronniejdio9411 it's a the right move to have the fleet guard Dragon Stone. Cersie knew that her enemy moved north with all their armies leaving her home base unguarded. If I was Cersie I too would have had my superior fleet guarding the island, to ambush the survivors returning home. The fact Daneris didn't anticipate and prepare for this proves she is an incompetent commander and a compete idiot. They also were aware of the high powered balista that can injure and kill dragons, so wtf was she flying so damn low? Should have been up high to be clear out of range. But nope, she's an idiot
@ronniejdio94115 жыл бұрын
@@EliWintercross shes def an idiot But she split the party Her bad decisions have killed 2 dragons
@rsync94905 жыл бұрын
@@EliWintercross As if the dothraki charging an army of wights wasn't an indication of how incompetent this woman is. Trusting varys and relying on tyrion is also her being stupid. I swear everyone that isn't Cersei is so stupid and selfish on this show!
@DLK965 жыл бұрын
"Plot armor so thick you could build battleships out of it." This sent me off the edge
@georgedanilov88983 жыл бұрын
*over the edge ;)
@99baji995 жыл бұрын
I'm in favor of the continued use of the phrase "rian johnsoned my expectations".
@stefanschellinx67655 жыл бұрын
I don't understand the 3 Rian Johnson references. Is it cause of star wars the worst Jedi? What did Johnson do specifically?
@Stray___5 жыл бұрын
Bump.
@ejsanjose36085 жыл бұрын
Rian Johnson is cancer!
@cammcgregor35985 жыл бұрын
okay gang, lets remember Rian Johnson directed the breaking bad episode Ozymandias, which is one of the best episodes of that show. Chillax
@99baji995 жыл бұрын
@@cammcgregor3598 "Walley-Beckett won the Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series Emmy for her screenplay." That show had one of the best writing PROCESSES of all time. Vince didn't say, "okay, Rian, it's all yours, wake me when it''s done!" That show was METICULOUSLY plotted by a TEAM of professionals. If you can't understand the difference between Ozy-fraking-mandius and The Shite Jedi, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
@tamasbarad82025 жыл бұрын
Oh...and...now Arya being this badass...why not just send her down face-shifiting with this solid 5 steps plan: 1. Get Quyburn's face 2. Kill Cercei 3. Bake a pie. 4. Kill Euron using Cercei's face. 5. Bake another.
@sotirmilivojevic62335 жыл бұрын
She hit her head and lost power of wearing masks :D
@personanongratis5 жыл бұрын
This comment needs more upvotes,LOL!:-)
@markt56195 жыл бұрын
The baking of pies doesn't make sense. They didn't violate guest rights so why is Arya trying to feed them to other people?
@Jay-sl9jo5 жыл бұрын
@Dingo Insurance Where are you seeing this? That is bullshit. The "power" of wearing faces is a skill that uses blood magic. Getting hit in the head would not get rid of that knowledge. If the writers use that as an excuse for her not changing faces... I have no idea just wtf.
@manspidermann5 жыл бұрын
Indeed, the way they have it now, Arya could easily finish the show. But I bet if they mention it, it would go something like: "Arya could u kill cersei for us?" Arya: "Sure, no problem" Varys:"Kingslanding has super trained ninjas, you wouldn't get past them" What I am saying is that nothing makes sense and things are happening as convenient.
@arisjoshuadeferia43735 жыл бұрын
"Guess they leveled up enough to unlock fast travel." Can't argue with that. 👏👏😂
@Lootroq5 жыл бұрын
I wanted to throw my tv out the window when fucking Gendry made it back to the wall in about 20 minutes through snow covered mountains. He's never even been in that climate before!!!!
@mikhailsoyuz99025 жыл бұрын
Hahaha hello comrade! -preamble
@jollyscarecrow5 жыл бұрын
Can we also note that Dany's fleet is mostly destroyed if not all destroyed from when the Unsullied were sacking Casterly Rock and the Iron Fleet wiped it out. The Unsullied had to spend quite some time to walk back to Dany. How is she transporting all of her troops now??? D&D really did kill this show.
@tamaramagdalene10005 жыл бұрын
So much cringe when Gendry said to Arya "all I know is you're beautiful" ugh.
@goldengoatee22375 жыл бұрын
@@abominablesnowkat112 how about not written at all...
@groberunfug79525 жыл бұрын
Yeah.... she's Butt-ugly and not sweet at all. But maybe he knows bout her "faceless man" magic and counted on it to have 1000 wifes for the price of one ^^
@MarcelNL5 жыл бұрын
@@groberunfug7952 Maisie isn't too ugly, but book-Arya indeed is butt-ugly, just like Brienne.
@Hunterfalke5 жыл бұрын
@@MarcelNL Now that one isn't fair. In the books, she has stark features, and this, while not as beautiful as Caitlyn and Sansa, she is compared to Lyanna Stark quite a bit.
@MarcelNL5 жыл бұрын
@@Hunterfalke I've read that she was called horseface.
@Diomedes015 жыл бұрын
"Guess they leveled up enough to unlock fast travel" LMAO!
@thedukeofdukers5 жыл бұрын
G.R.R.M. is such a good writer that he predicted the death of his own show. For the night is long and full of terrors...
@Agelus85 жыл бұрын
Great marketing for his future books.
@insane_troll5 жыл бұрын
The night is dark and full of compression artifacts.
@Desmont1235 жыл бұрын
*Errors
@bawsack695 жыл бұрын
The plot is wrong and full of errors.
@shawngillogly68735 жыл бұрын
GRRM knew he wrote himself into a corner he couldn't get out of. So he slowed to a crawl because he couldn't face the mess he made anymore. Then the writers came along. And he rejoiced. Because even though they wouldn't be able to fix the mess either, probably. He would get paid even more bank than anyone not an heir of the Tolkien Estate could ever make for fantasy. So all is well that ends well.
@Nick-wb3bv5 жыл бұрын
Theres a quote from the book about how hard it is to kill a fully grown dragon while its flying. Once you read it, this scene is shameful.
@Johnnymagnet925 жыл бұрын
Which book?
@Nick-wb3bv5 жыл бұрын
@@Johnnymagnet92 not sure, another youtuber referenced it in one of his videos.
@nont184114 жыл бұрын
Plus the dragon has only one weak point and it’s their eyes not the neck.
@samuellopes12545 жыл бұрын
i just realized that if you look at the series as a Comedy, everything sets in nicely.
@diersteinjulien67735 жыл бұрын
Yeah, put some Benny Hill music on it and a Willhem Cry when the dragon falls and it works immediatly better.
@MrOnetedify5 жыл бұрын
wow i actually didnt think of that, you are right its a damn comedy
@rsync94905 жыл бұрын
Stoner comedy 🌿😃✊
@MUFFINHEAD19855 жыл бұрын
@viciousspew Azor Ahai=A.H. Lightbringer. The one who was promised.
@shellzzz235 жыл бұрын
That's reassuring
@Man0War_Loki5 жыл бұрын
killing the dragons like they are nothing just makes the threat of them look nonexistent.
@Shenanigan-Dealer5 жыл бұрын
You hit the nail right on the head at the end, with how disappointing the show has become, and it's really kind of sad because I'll probably never be able to bring myself to watch the incredible first 4 seasons again knowing how much of a lazy shitshow it becomes
@HealthySkepticism17755 жыл бұрын
Exactly. They didn't just ruin the last seasons, they ruined all of the seasons before hand. I may read the books if they're ever finished but I'll never marathon the show again.
@RJ-cq8dd5 жыл бұрын
Why would you do that? I love S1-4 and even enjoy S5-6. Season 6 ends with a great scene (Dany on a ship sailing towards Westeros). From now on this will be where GoT ends for me. S7-S8 is mere fanfiction and I will forget/deny it ever happened. The story will continue in my imagination or with GRRM's books (if he succeeds in finishing them).
@MarcelNL5 жыл бұрын
This! Absolutely this! Until Tywin died I really was absolutely certain that the show would remain amazing and I would re-watch it very often. Seeing Tyrion get so miserable and suddenly getting some new villains introduced (the sparrows) didn't feel good, even though that WAS in the books. Still I kept hope. But that got less and less. Dany finally arriving at Dragonstone felt absolutely uninteresting and things didn't get much better after that.
@TokyoBlue5875 жыл бұрын
muffinflavouredcake Yeah I can't see myself re-watching this series either. I'd want to skip all the scenes (like any scene with Bran) now that I know they led to no payoff. Only thing I'd re-watch would be Hardhome.
@roromil24415 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I re-watched the whole show just before Season 8 started.
@twelve115 жыл бұрын
The only positive from this is that no matter what books George RR Martin releases, there is NO WAY it could be as bad as this
@fromthecheapseats7126 Жыл бұрын
I doubt you’ll ever find out. George R. R. Martin will take the end to his grave like Ned did with Jon’s parentage.
@SAOrules5 жыл бұрын
The coffee cup is my favorite character on the show.
@goldengoatee22375 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
@MarcelNL5 жыл бұрын
That's only logical; it had the most character and it knew exactly what it was and how to behave.
@SAOrules5 жыл бұрын
Marcel Exactly. We could all learn much from the strengths and bravery of coffee cup.
@MarcelNL5 жыл бұрын
@@SAOrules I don't know about it's strength. Is it dark roast coffee? A latté? Cappucino? But I sure as hell would prefer to watch an episode of its adventures over these last 2 episodes of GoT.
@SAOrules5 жыл бұрын
Marcel I’ve never watched a single episode of GoT. But I will start because of how well written this character is.
@josephpasquarella8785 жыл бұрын
God I miss season 4. Flawless classic game of thrones.
@deeta0005 жыл бұрын
I’d argue the signs of the downfall started around the end of season 4. But compared to what came after yeah, I miss season 4.
@fischeborne97134 жыл бұрын
I miss season 1. For myself, I was still shocked by the level of detail put in each episode, plus getting Horror movie quality gore& pornography from a television show? Yes please.
@mogznwaz4 жыл бұрын
Agree!!!
@phillyphilly__lii56534 жыл бұрын
I really liked season 6. I know I’m in the minority. Everyone jumped on the “hate the last half of the entire show” bandwagon But I loved it. And even with its flaws at least that the characters were still themselves in season 5 (which really was a bad season) and there was still epicness. Including one of the best episodes of the show hardhome. 7 was painful but still enjoyable and 8 was just the worst end to anything ever lol
@mogznwaz4 жыл бұрын
@@phillyphilly__lii5653 Spot on! 👍
@michor105 жыл бұрын
Someone should remake the last season after the books are published. This is just awful.
@FrenchyCanuck5 жыл бұрын
He will never write those books. He would already have.
@QueenE315 жыл бұрын
There are no books, hence why the writing in this season is so bad.
@agetori77435 жыл бұрын
@@QueenE31 thanks captain obvious i think 99.9999% of people commenting on this thread are aware of that
@QueenE315 жыл бұрын
agetori77 Don’t be a dick. I was replying to the OP. Clearly he doesn’t.
@ryanedwards8055 жыл бұрын
they should remake season 7 and 8 once the winds of winter and a dream of spring are finished.
@tricivenola81642 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel now in 2022. Sure wish I'd been able to see it at the time. I was all alone, trying to see the damn dark episodes and then horribly disappointed at what I could make out. Thanks for this excellent critique of the ignominious death of an amazing collective cultural experience.
@rg75355 жыл бұрын
I won't spoil anything, but if the leaks are real, character development was the real victim of this season.
@dominicfrancis81225 жыл бұрын
Can't wait😂
@rsync94905 жыл бұрын
@@dominicfrancis8122 its a dumpster fire. Act like you are watching a stoner film for the next two episodes. 👍🌿😃
@187Ares5 жыл бұрын
The biggest victim of this season was the NK backstory and intentions
@jenni80325 жыл бұрын
I agree. So far looks like they are true. Im only watching the rest out of respect for the actors I've come to love.
@jabbab93855 жыл бұрын
Essentially 4 movies in 6 episodes to wrap up a once great show..not much time for character developement
@felhasnalo5 жыл бұрын
SPOLIERS Aria Stark kills Danny in the end, and creates the Starkbucks chain
@roosterbooster62385 жыл бұрын
videomotors Costa coffee are backing Cersei
@vegasgirl35385 жыл бұрын
If you've seen the leaks, you know that's a better and more realistic ending than the shit D&D came up with.
@DerLamer5 жыл бұрын
@@roosterbooster6238 Hear Me Pour
@BudduredToast5 жыл бұрын
Fucking spoilers! Ugh, I thought Sansa would build the first Starbucks in Westeros. Damn you!!!!
@garrisonandrew98625 жыл бұрын
I love how Rian Johnson'd is a verb.
@loki82845 жыл бұрын
Hundreds of thousands of dead bodies riddle the fields around and inside Winterfell, and they cleaned up that mess before dawn?
@all_angles85285 жыл бұрын
Yup.. & built a parking lot sized area of triple decker funeral Pyres to boot 👍🏼
@EliWintercross5 жыл бұрын
It should have taken weeks to sort through and clean up that mess.
@SuspenseGames5 жыл бұрын
@Max Imus That's honestly not that bad. You just won a battle that everyone thought was impossible against theoretically the strongest opponent in the world. Celebration makes complete sense... What didn't make sense was how quickly they moved into politics and planning the next war.. That's what was completely baffling. You have no army, you just won an impossible battle, give it some time for fuck's sake
@brodericksiz6255 жыл бұрын
Well, it was a Long Night, amirite?
@kmann1005005 жыл бұрын
@@all_angles8528 and chopped down half a forest for the wood.
@axiezimmah5 жыл бұрын
You can really see that George rr Martin was the genius behind game of thrones, and whoever the director is is just making bank on George’s work and ruining the show. At least he can’t ruin the books.
@itzmikeyangelo5 жыл бұрын
Rob T that's literally what he said.
@BalazsSiam5 жыл бұрын
I'm quite happy that GRRM is distancing himself from this cheap idiotic travesty of a show 😑 I hope against hope he's just gonna do his magic at his usual glacier-flow speed and we get to read the books in the next 10 years 🙂
@RaDiKaL39875 жыл бұрын
Wait for it...
@stygian53095 жыл бұрын
@ You must have not gotten past 1st grade or something. Here, let me dumb it down for you. "You can really see that George rr Martin was the genius behind game of thrones" *GRRM's creation is the reason GoT was a good show to begin with* "and whoever the director is is just making bank on George’s work" *It started out good, but now the GoT adaptation is nothing more than a crappy show with the namesake of GoT* "and ruining the show" *self explanatory* "At least he can’t ruin the books." *Go back to the beginning and read it all over again*
@shitmandood5 жыл бұрын
@@kstee2298 Bullshit!!! People write because they have a passion for it. They get better at it over the decades of doing it & then the payoff arrives. This is a natural order of applying a passion & building great work. If you read the books, don't you think that some of the wisdom in those pages were things he had learned in real life? So why do you think that because he's rich & famous, he suddenly turns into a massive simpleton who only cares about money?? The reason it's not finished is because of writer's block. This happens a great deal when you write a giant epic. Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time was never finished by him. David Gerrold's War Against the Chtorr stopped abruptly in 1993 & he still hasn't completed it now. What we're seeing is some kind of side-effect for writers that choose to write giant multi-thousand pagers over decades. Somehow they burn out or block up before they can finish it. Maybe they don't know how to finish it, or maybe age is a factor. This has nothing to do with money.
@wasabisushiiii5 жыл бұрын
basically it's just a really bad fan fiction with a higher budget than a KZbinr who can tell a better story
@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 Жыл бұрын
That's one of the biggest issues of the late-seasons of Game of Thrones. Euron. Since the scene of him getting introduced, he was nothing more than a pure plot device. He was always where the plot needed him to be, sometimes alone, sometimes with an entire fucking fleet, sometimes he was an unstoppable killing machine, sometimes just as weak as the plot needed him to be. His character simply didn't exist. He was just a device to steer the plot.
@feralwave2505 жыл бұрын
Nailed it. This is an epic failure by D&D... they're rich. But they've joined the Choke Artists Hall of Fame next to Rian Johnson. Ugh....Hollywood is failing
@Onheste5 жыл бұрын
Hollywood isn't failing; it's doing exactly what it was intended by its creators: to dumb everybody down and instill an appreciation of violence within everyone watching their shiny turds.
@zachburskey88685 жыл бұрын
@@Onheste Except for the last decades less and less people go to the movies and there have been more and more critical failures, only thing that makes a profit is superhero movies.
@animator19825 жыл бұрын
Hollywood has has been failing for quite some time now. There's no such thing as an original idea.