The Long Night - How Game of Thrones killed 8 years of character development

[@selina3460]

It's like they killed Voldemort in the middle of the movie and now they spend the remaining hours fighting over the house cup

[@clare2385]

Yes!!

[@Thedoctorjosh]

It's like if Harry spent all that time learning about the deathly hallows, but then Ginny shoots Voldemort with a Glock.

[@JapanischErfahren]

bs. there are millions of boring 'good human guys vs evil monster' movies. That's Hollywood trash. GoT was always something better because of the lack of black and white , for the human, all too human.

[@ollirune]

@@JapanischErfahren Yeah, but people were hoping for the Night King to not just be another 'evil monster', that he actually had a purpose and a plan in mind other than just being the bad guy who wants to kill everyone. But nope, guess not.

[@simsence831]

thats what i wanted in harry potter, why didnt gryffindor win the cup in the 7th year??!

[@alexhe1987]

After thousands years of careful planing, Night King finally crosses the wall and kills Theon Greyjoy. Amazing Story !

[@Amystudio]

Lol exactly

[@TheOldBlackShuckyDog]

#actualyhappened

[@jacquelineking5783]

The Night King was a fan of the show but hated Theon. His only goal was to kill him.

[@helekarsargarian6831]

Theon only needed to say Hodor, he seemed about to say something at the end, but it looked like he forgot his line

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Plot Twist: He was merely part of Ramsay's Twenty Good Men, hired to kill Theon.

[@BlazingOwnager]

The Audience: How are you going to fit everything in 6 episodes??? The Writers: How are we going to fill 6 episodes?!

[@billibillion7287]

Ahaha, apparently by sweeping everything under the carpet hastily hoping no one asks questions

[@0rthogonal]

This is all an elaborate scheme to goad GRR Martin into finishing the books by embarrassing him with this atrocity of an adaptation that will tarnish his legacy.

[@ARCtrooperblueleader]

@BlazingOwnager - lol

[@johnmiller8646]

@@0rthogonalI I legit just blew coffee out of my nose. Cheers.

[@xtremegamer96]

when they said s7 and s8 will be 7eps and 6eps i was like wait a min dany just left essos and there still cersi and nk how are they going to deal with them cuz these 2 characters deserve a season each to deal with them but apparently the plan was to kill the big bad in his 1st battle and they have the balls to call the ep the long night more like the long hr smh

[@GuitarGuy650]

Not only was this season bad, but it retroactively removed GoT from pop culture entirely. This show used to be what everyone was talking about, now, the only time it is brought up the only thing people ever focus on is how bad season 8 was.

[@jr1088]

And killed any spin offs from ever happening

[@GrandSupremeDaddyo]

This really can't be understated. It's actually quite incredible how possibly the biggest show in history just vanished from everybody's minds seemingly overnight.

[@deeskillz2000]

Yeah, it was bad. But still.....booooooobs

[@edgardavid1653]

Or Bronn's memes in 9gag

[@yasser9350]

@@jr1088 no they trying to sell some targaryan back story

[@Buford_T_Justice1]

What do we say to good writing? Not today.

[@Lawful_Rebel]

Nor this decade..

[@jackoblllllllll]

More like "not anymore"

[@skyserf]

Buford T. Justice Sadly you are correct.

[@Lawful_Rebel]

@@jackoblllllllll and nor will we again, with dim-witted miscreant showrunners like them, runnng, or ruining, film and TV for the foreseeable future.

[@MrHanderson91]

@@Lawful_Rebel Dumb and dumberer

[@ugx7td5]

The night was short and full of errors!

[@bernardoheusi6146]

Sigh King

[@wendybennett9469]

Beautiful

[@BlazingOwnager]

Winter IS coming... for Star Wars. Didn't think winter could come to a frozen over hell but it is.

[@rascallyrabbit717]

Best comment this week may2019

[@Rizztaxski]

Lmao...perfect!

[@Iritis-]

The Night Knight legit died like a random villain-of-the-week from the old Buffy tv show.

[@djolds1]

Buffy did it better. Hell, the series conclusion to Angel was DEEP on a philosophical level.

[@Noorlatgamer]

@@djolds1 one of my all-time favourite episodes. I think its called 'Fade to Black'. The episode before was great too.

[@horseshoe2blah201]

I think there was a great opportunity missed. Ditch Assassin Spice/Girl power Arya for the ending scene. Instead have the Night King approach Bran's wheelchair. Bran looks up with his bland expression. Then, Bran's face contorts into pure rage and his finger starts tapping the tiny bell on the armrest of his wheelchair...Ding...Ding...Ding...BOOM!!! Cut to Jon Snow, "I win!"

[@firekind1980]

he looked pretty much like the master and the all got dusted like the vampires.

[@Lawful_Rebel]

Yeah. Except it wasn't supposed to be f*cking Buffy 🧐 Grrrr. 🤣 Haha. What a let down. I'm glad I don't get overly invested' in modern corporate entertainment or I might be annoyed, rather than slightly disappointed. Most writers today don't have the requisite talent to sustain a coherent narrative over a 2h movie, never mind extensive, and sustained, world building over an 8 season show.

[@dutchmansmine9053]

If you stick with the books, you'll probably never be disapointed with the ending, because it will probably never happen.

[@skowollon84]

I am pretty much convinced that Martin is in such a shock about how terrible this ending was, that he needs to reconsider the ending. I mean not all of season 8 would be as it shall be in the books. But some of it

[@sebastianb.3978]

@@skowollon84 Imagine seeing your 10 year masteeplan be executed by someone else and it's miserable. I'd need some donuts. And I bloody don't eat donuts xD

[@andrewbell7387]

it may be that the ending of the books is very similar to the ending of the TV series, which is why the books will never be finished. They have had their critical reception and to release them would damage any of the writers further works.

[@IBTU]

2023 here and still hasn’t happened 😂

[@viron6734]

2024 and still no ending.

[@rocketman3285]

The biggest twist was thinking john snow actually meant anything in the show..... seasons 1-7 sure fooled me.

[@GholaTleilaxu]

"From my blood come the prince that was promised, and HIS will be the song of ice and fire." I guess that's just George R. R. Martin trolling us, and let that be a lesson for all the naive children out there!

[@Jeudaos]

yeah, so much for the dragon raised by wolves. They dropped that plot thread like a hot potatoe as soon as they did the reveal.

[@kyleferguson4236]

What r u talking about? He was KUNG OF DA NORF!!!

[@nickimillennium]

Literally fucked off to the woods like a dying dog. 😕

[@durinV]

@@kyleferguson4236 Then he became "Muh queen" for all the last season until last minute

[@linzdubs5258]

Arya killing the Night King is Timon and Pumba killing Scar in Lion King

[@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214]

So basically Lion King 1½

[@rarminqorset3628]

No that would actually be worth the watch

[@kangwachama7835]

Hahahaha,,, lol classic😂😂😂accurate for days...

[@nileshkalambe7346]

Or captain Marvel killing thanos in endgame.

[@nickimillennium]

The girl power though!😂

[@milehighsi]

According to the creators on 'Why Arya?': "Because Jon would be too obvious". So, there you have it...

[@MohAmer834]

i would much rather have jon wtf

[@BobbyBaloney]

insert "genius" meme here

[@elordas]

Thank god i put all my life savings on arya to beat night king. 9.25 odds

[@livTarg]

Jon should have died when he was stabbed in the first place.

[@derbenrich]

It should have been Jon. But in a real fight with a smug overpowered NK. And Jon would lose but could stab him in his last breath. That would be a victory under a great loss. GoT-style... Or better kill Jon earlier by the NK. Then revive him with all the other Zombies. Later before NK kills Bran, let him have his mighty Soul moment or Bran getting in his head so he kills NK as a zombie and dies again. So many possibilities!

[@jellybumfruitcakes]

Lena Heady must have laughed her ass off when she realised she was getting millions of pounds for staring out a window for a whole season.

[@LirylCrovyn]

The only actor who got an easier paycheck was Isaac Hempstead Wright. He got millions to just stare blankly while SITTING. lol

[@Jeudaos]

HAHA i mean i would have laughed. talk about good pay, just stare out the window looking pissed off. EZ MONEY

[@caronstout354]

She did drink her wine rather stylishly though...

[@osmanyousif7849]

@@LirylCrovyn , not to mention looking creepy as heck with how he looks when he's supposably "seeing the past". It makes the scenes when Littlefinger gets executed much more dumber. Arya: You, Littlefinger, are sentenced to death for the conspiracy of my father's murder and attempted assassination of my half-brother John. Littlefinger's defense team: Objection! Who does this girl have to collaborate these accusations? Arya: Why... my little brother Bran Stark. You see, despite looking immobilized and like some creepy introvert, he can see the past. Littlefinger's defense team: The defense rests, Knights of the Vale. F-Off show....

[@mala6238]

😂😂👌

[@davidmedina4549]

I've never watch a war fought so incompetently, yet won so quickly.

[@MrBenjaminsisko]

The task failed successfully

[@GianniFickoo]

David Medina agreed

[@matthewcavallaro9715]

Also they only used the catapults once

[@bartoszkuklinski90]

When you have a "go girl" on your side, what actual armies do on the battlefield becomes simply irrelevant. Anything becomes possible except perhaps good battle scene.

[@stevem2323]

@D M They did that Dothraki charge because of visuals, that's it. But Dothraki can't defend static position with horses , they are attacking force and not much disciplined. They should have waited for dead to charge and then attack. But what's your plan, to put all those forces into Winterfell, really? Can they even fit in there, i don't think so. So what's the plan when dead stormed the walls like in Hardhome, ha what then?

[@jaybird8192]

Melissandre was the real hero! She killed herself after the episode!!

[@vatsalpandya5415]

and people are fighting over why Arya Stark. It was such a fitting end to the episode - the death of the Messenger of Light.

[@vatsalpandya5415]

@Super it's sad if it's sarcasm

[@benmjt]

@@vatsalpandya5415 It was a joke. She killed herself because it was so bad.

[@vatsalpandya5415]

@games guitars and gore why? Are you but able to handle a different opinion?

[@vatsalpandya5415]

@@benmjt okay fair enough, it was a joke, I got the comment wrong. But for me, this episode was about her and Arya...

[@Vasharan]

"Visually I can't fault it." Yeah, I couldn't see anything, to fault, either.

[@Lord_Volkner]

Same problem here. There was one episode (3 or 4) where I couldn't see anything the whole episode.

[@Ludak021]

your shitty TV is to blame, I saw everything just fine.

[@robertwoods3871]

@@Ludak021 that's a shitty excuse

[@aztecwarrior5189]

Ludak021 I guess your rick and morty intellect let’s you see in the dark

[@Ludak021]

@@aztecwarrior5189 No, I am just not stupid, I have good TV and I have calibrated it. Unlike you, with dynamic contrast, brightness and posting on YT.

[@Soulen1986]

You know it's bad when a show goes from being a cultural phenomenon too being that bad date you dont talk about or ever want to remember.

[@faceripper77]

It went from supreme popularity to being instantly forgettable. A true testament to the incompetence of the writers.

[@GenericUserName443]

@@faceripper77 After that last season i can´t recommend anyone to even start watching it, knowing how disgustingly bad it will end.

[@jeromeb.8739]

@@GenericUserName443 very true

[@firestick4991]

I’m so glad I waited to see if people liked how it ended - BEFORE I ever watched any of it. I learned my lesson after being so terribly disappointed with LOST. Then, I saw what happened with The Sopranos before I watched it. I thought I would wait with GOT, too. Yeah - Whew!

[@robr135]

@@firestick4991 For any show now I will always wait until the last episode airs until I see what the consensus is. I am not making that mistake again.

[@skulking17]

All is lost as the Night King approaches Bran. The few people left living struggle for survival. In the background we hear AC/DC start playing... all of the sudden Iron Man flies in and vaporizes the Night King with a laser beam. Tony Stark is the Stark that saves Winterfell. This is about as random as Arya leaping 10 ft in the air and stabbing the Night King.

[@c1000101c]

slight revision: The song playing is "Back in Black" and, as we see Tony land in the clearing near Bran, we notice that he is wearing Mk. LXXXVI armor that has a very distinct "Crow" feel to it with all the dark colors, feathers and fur. He scoops up a few abandoned dragonglass weapons and asks Friday for "some help with this." Friday affirms his request and the armor reforms itself to consume the weapons. Tony attempts to amuse the Night King and his merry band of white walkers with witty banter and a few awkward jokes. The Night King remains silent. The Night King is not amused. The Night King is still trying to figure out how this asshole flew into the clearing without the aid of a dragon or other magical creature. Friday, in her sexy robot brogue, notifies Tony that the modifications are complete. Tony takes a step back and smugly says, "fire." Tony's faceplate closes up. Two batteries of mortars rise and lock into place on the rear shoulder areas of the Ironman suit. Several dozen finger-sized projectiles launch vertically from Ironman's shoulders in rapid succession. The last few notes of "Back in Black" give way to the popping sound of the little bombs and the night sky is illuminated by Stark's fireworks show. The light rains down in the distinct weeping willow pattern of cluster-bombs. The bomblets explode yet again just before impact with the ground. The wights, white walkers and the Night King are all showered with tiny slivers of dragonglass. They didn't stand a chance. Tony Stark gives the crowd a smug "you're welcome" before turning, taking a few steps and blasting off into the night sky. The triumphant living spend the rest of the night celebrating, building funeral pyres and tweezing shards of dragonglass from faces, necks, hands, asses and any flesh that was not sufficiently shielded during Stark the Sorcerer's great fireworks show.

[@c1000101c]

"Stark the Sorcerer? If the weirdo in the cape finds out about this, he'll never let me live this down. Or Banner. Friday, any way we can get a few ninth-grade chemistry books to these cavemen before I hit the portal?"

[@NikeBG]

I wouldn't be surprised if HISHE actually does this. At least I hope so!

[@georgedare3046]

I would honestly have enjoyed that more. George RR must be spinning in his grave.......What do you mean he is still alive. Why the hell hasn't he released the last book?

[@SunwardRanger83]

Tony Stark: "Tank Missile!"

[@buktismuktis2473]

Man this writing breaks my heart, not because of the deaths, but because the storyline has deteriorated to ruin

[@badgerstorm2188]

Nice copy and pasted comment

[@scottpepper7028]

Stop watching it then.

[@tawilk]

what's so far off from the books? please elaborate.

[@RenegadeVile]

It can't even break your heart because of deaths because a total of three named characters died in the episode and only Jorah could be called somewhat of a primary character. I'd argue he's more secondary... But the other two, Berric and Edd are tertiary at best (as much as I liked them).

[@xtensionxward3659]

surprisingly your avatar face matches the image of the schmuck who keeps complaining just like your comment does damn just noticed even your name does too XD 777

[@DrWolfenstein313]

Keep in mind, Arya is in Winterfell after learning all the secrets from a religious organization of assassins, that she then betrays AND NOTHING HAPPENS. All the realism the show built we must now forget, Arya is special and she has plot armor from the medieval mafia. Fuck you, show. Fanservice killed GoT.

[@thomasdemarteau6367]

All the realism died when she gott stabbed 5 times fell from a bridge had to swim to shore and then walked half an hour around the city and survive all that

[@kenjinpiniteu]

@@thomasdemarteau6367 God, I remember watching that years ago and spending the next three weeks laughing my head off about it. Meanwhile, Ned gets stabbed in the leg and is handicapped for the rest of the season lol

[@dexterityyyy]

@@thomasdemarteau6367 yeah I literally bursted out into laughter when I saw that for the first time

[@havareriksen1004]

It is wrong to say that nothing happened after she betrayed the order of assassins. The acolyte is sent to kill her. I imagine that in their twisted world view, they felt she owed them her life but she paid that debt by killing the acolyte and offer her up instead. A life for a life.

[@DrWolfenstein313]

@@havareriksen1004 And then she just quits that mafia (that's what it is). She takes those secrets and uses them for herself. Not for the organization, not for the death religion. For herself and her family. Sure. Very realistic.

[@shubhragautam5955]

Game of thrones cameos Season 6 - Ian McShane Season 7 - Ed Sheeran Season 8 - Winter

[@MachoMan_Vert]

This comment had no business making me laugh hard as I did.

[@slenderfoxx3797]

Seriously there was a plant growing at the end in the last scene lmao...what a joke winters are supposed to last years and be super deadly especially this coming one...and it felt like the weakest winter I've ever seen...canadas springs get more snow than that.

[@SnootchieBootchies27]

Nailed it. Ha!

[@lola-to9om]

underrated comment

[@paulinegallagher7821]

Ed Sheeran was so out of place on that show it made me a bit sick that showrunners allowed him to indulge his fantasy of being on the show.

[@anthonygreen6219]

The red woman was built up for seasons culminating in the scene where she finds her final purpose of enflaming the cavalry swords in holy fire just to have them charge into darkness and die off camera. Nice 8 season payoff.

[@DDickinson458]

I remember in the break between 7 and 8 I thought for sure she went to Essos to get The Fiery Hand or whatever... all the priests of R'hollor to come and use their fire to fight the ice zombies. Nope. Sad!

[@274pacific]

And then she dies by literally walking into the snow and falling over.

[@kalinmir]

The entire lord of ligh storyline got dropped lol

[@redditstories2750]

Ever thought about the fact that her arrival was a surprise? As were the fiery swords? Yeah. Let that sink in.

[@ragnakak]

@@redditstories2750 Your username suits you.

[@myself989]

I agree with you 100% and I'm a woman. It feels like writers are holding Jon back & pandering

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

I encourage you to speak up in future when you notice such things; it means 10x as much (in this area of discussion, at least) when you protest. A male tends to get labeled a nazi incel when he objects to said pandering.

[@hasibmd2891]

@@zoopdterdoobdter5743 at least i would do. This show made me realise how female viewers might have feel when they watch a show where female characters have no plot development are treated as ovum donner, or just a love Interest and a helpless person that needs saving every single time by the hero. Its disgusting.

[@mirrorzone5224]

Holding John back? He's the whole reason this battle was possible in the first place! Was riding a dragon, slaying countless undead, dueling the Night King mid-air, coming up with the battle plans, and uniting the North, the Wildlings, and Danny's forces not cool enough for you?

[@carynschmidt5061]

Yeah. I'm a lady too and it has seemed to me for a while that they're making this show center on the females and neutering the males. So unbalanced, and doesn't feel at all authentic. I don't like being pandered to. Plus, after watching this last episode with my husband and teenage son we all ended up looking at each other and saying, well what in the hell are they going to be able to do after this? Seems like the rest of the season is going to be pretty anticlimactic indeed.

[@TheJollyMisanthrope]

Brienne and Sansa are the only two female characters in the show that are worth a damn and have good story arcs.

[@scottr640]

The show is complete fan service with unlimited plot armour for main characters. Theyve lost what made the show stand out from the rest, nobody was good or evil everyone had their own motives and dreams. And nobody was safe from dying. Thanks for the honest review good sir

[@TheJollyMisanthrope]

Jon should have died when he was surrounded by the newly risen wights. They could have at least had Ghost rush in to help him fight until he found an opening. I guess direwolves are smart when it comes to not bumbling into a situation where the odds are not in your favor.

[@scottr640]

@D M not to mention he was the mf lord of the vale with 20,000 men, and they publicly executed him because a crazy boy in a wheelchair said he seen him in his dreams. Nothing makes sense in the show anymore

[@scottr640]

@@TheJollyMisanthrope the writers dont have the balls or ingenuity to have jon be killed or to have him saved by his telepathicly warged wolf ffs. It seems so obvious to us but the writers are so inept

[@rackcity5981]

They ended this show sooo poorly, I can't even do re-runs.

[@ianramsey101]

I can do one-offs but I can't commit to binging.

[@juliorodriguez2694]

Straight up

[@VitorHugoOliveiraSousa]

This is why a decent ending is important, it doesn't need to be great, just decent. You can kill a franchise with a bad ending. Mass Effect to this day still haven't recovered from that abysmal ending, even after going to another galaxy to run away from it.

[@kanjo4976]

Bro same, not even good as background noise.

[@Krax0n-]

@@VitorHugoOliveiraSousa attack on titan type beat

[@samlind8330]

Lets not forget that the Lord of Light brought back Barreck Dondarrion 7 times just so he could save Arya from ONE white walker!

[@mattrixx007]

I think it was 9 times

[@samlind8330]

I looked it up it was actually 6

[@sirjoey3137]

Yup, my G got resurrected 6 times just to throw a sword at 1 simple wight so that person he 'saved' could then proceed to kill the main villain in the most anti-climactic way possible.

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

Shit hurt my soul. Dondarrion is one of my favorite characters from the books & especially the show. They massacred my boy. He could have at least died protecting Bran or something.

[@OneWanAndHisDog]

Enabling her to kill the night king...

[@jeverly]

It's like if you build up Harry vs. Voldemort for 8 movies and then in the end you don't get the epic Harry vs. Voldemort duel but instead Voldemort gets hit in the back with a killing curse from Neville or Hermoine. Brilliant writing because they "subverted expectations"!!!

[@makara80]

Well said but one has to ask: just how does a righteously gurl-powah'ered, 5 foot nothing little poppet being implausibly badass (to the detriment of strong male characters, naturally) 'subvert expectations' in the current year?!

[@Dark_Voice]

Neville or Hermione are too badass. I would go for Cho Chang out of nowhere :D or you know what Rita Skeeta would be great too :)

[@Ashleymfranklin1990]

Dark Voice Arya is a badass tho that what his trying to say

[@TheFilthyCringer]

And then for the rest of the final movie Draco is the main villain.

[@helekarsargarian6831]

The issue is not really the hand that makes the kill, is the vomit inducing timing. Voldemort is the last boss, he has to escape several times and win several times too. What Got made here is kill Voldemort in the movie 5 and made the last boss the annoying pink woman from the ministery whose name i don't remember

[@sargent_d4610]

Thank you for being the only one so far that mentioned Arya was trained as an assassin, not a warrior.

[@superstrat5826]

Implying assassins can't fight, she's done a shit ton of sword training aswell.

[@sa1sa624]

Steve Damon yeah her and thousands of other faceless man.. NK should not be able to be killed by thousands of diff ppl.. lame fan service. The way the wights moved they’d all be dead in 15 minutes

[@asaptenebrae2240]

I was not convinced at all by her training as assassin. She has become a walking plot device like her brother.

[@mirrorzone5224]

Pray tell, how did she kill the Night King again? Did she beat him in a duel or something? No, she caught him by surprise and stabbed him with an underhanded trick, you know, like AN ASSASSIN.

[@thatblackbirdwhoannoyedpoe2472]

Nick Smith She didn’t jump from a cloud. She borrowed Varys’s teleportation powers, hence the reason the wind blew by a White Walkers face and a piece of his hair moved (it’s cuz she teleported right by him) Yeah those undead footsoldiers in the kitchen? That was just her grinding XP to max out her stealth mode so she can finally afford Varys Teleport move.

[@TheStapleGunKid]

Melisandre: "Stannis, you need to sacrifice your daughter to make fire." Stannis: "Really? You don't have any alternative way to make fire?" Melisandre: "Nope. What do you expect? That I'd have the ability to just make things catch on fire at a distance with absolutely no consequences or restrictions? What a ridiculous idea...."

[@SunlightGwyn]

To be fair it’s possible she learned more powerful magic since then.

[@sskspartan]

@@SunlightGwyn no, no it's not

[@SunlightGwyn]

@@sskspartan Stannis died in Season 5. Melisandre cast fire on the swords in Season 8. Plenty of time for her to learn new magic or more powerful magic.

[@maryf720]

@@SunlightGwyn Isn't she hundreds of years old? How is she going to suddenly learn much more powerful magic in like 3 years when she couldn't do it over hundreds?

[@alexanderzack3720]

@@maryf720 also she never left westeros since she showed up there..... not liek she went back home to other red priests that might´ve had something to show/tell/teach her... no she stayed in westeros where she was the only red priest/ess

[@MVPboppin]

The amount of times Sam and Brienne got swarmed and pinned down by 25 zombies with swords and managed to survive without any injury was infuriating.

[@AriaIsara]

This made no sense. What were the wights doing? Tugging at their clothes? lol

[@visionist7]

@@AriaIsara *Wight to Brienne* _"Snarl_ You give me fancy armour now Lady!" Ok that was terrible

[@Shaylok]

Nothing can penetrate plot armor.

[@timangar9771]

Season 1: Kill Ned Season 8: kill the show

[@seriousreview8371]

I don't know why but after John Snow died I stopped watching because it was the end in myy mind ... NO REGRETS AND I SPENT MY TIME WASTING ABILITY ON OTHER STUFF MUHAHA

[@ChuckstaGaming]

@@seriousreview8371 that really pissed me off too. I fif go back to it, but not till 2 more seasons had already been completed.

[@PurushNahiMahaPurush]

That definitely sUbverTed oUr exPectAtIons

[@dualityomk9854]

they stole that idea from the simpsons!

[@divinitygaming8673]

I just gave you the 1000th like. Where's my money ?

[@woodchuckcider1]

After thousands of years, the Night King...accomplishes nothing. The end.

[@HWDragonborn]

Well, he managed to kill Theon

[@MikeBarbarossa]

He was slain by a powerpuff girl, flying down on him. Pew!

[@neilbreen371]

He killed theon, who at least held Winterfell for a short period of time

[@Vipre-]

He was never going to accomplish...whatever it is you were expecting, he's not the protagonist.

[@neilbreen371]

@@Vipre- yeah,but he and the WW were build up from the first scene of the first epidode to be the most formidable and feared entities ever. 8 years and 7 seasons of build up for nothing

[@JackAcid]

This is very interesting: and absolutely spot on. I worked on this episode in Belfast, filming about 3 weeks of the 50+ days of night shoots in a freezing quarry. I worked in the physical SFX dept, so we did the fires, smoke, flaming swords, etc. I'll tell you why they only used the Trebuchet's once: because they didn't actually work that well during filming! At one point, it flung its load directly up whilst the extras were running into shot, and the flaming balls (very real) came very close to hitting someone. So, they had to cut around them, as they were established in the footage by this stage. My favourite meory of this was sitting back of set as the horsemen were all being lined up for their various passing shots, huddled around an Artem smoke machine, when I was suddenly surrounded by an entire legion of White Walkers in full make up, as they waited to be positioned into the next scene. I didn't hear them come up behind me because of the wind and storms we were filming in, and I leapt off the floor in shock! Anyway, I had a lot of fun filming this (some scenes, like the flaming pike pits, were filmed inside a studio - that was HOT!), and I thought it'd be amazing. But the way the White King was killed off so...so...well, easily; it just ruined it for me.

[@faceripper77]

All thats work you guys put in and the audience couldnt see shit

[@MundaneThingsBackwards]

Props for your efforts! It's a shame so much hard work by the cast and crew went unappreciated due to the mediocre direction and writing. The visual effects that season were top, that much I can say.

[@MrHealingmonk]

Thanks for the insight of how the scenes were done.

[@heatherphillips5983]

@@faceripper77 Get a better TV, or turn up your brightness, genius.

[@faceripper77]

@@heatherphillips5983 you better copy paste that to the millions of people who share my opinion, Einstein.

[@Damian-qv6wh]

season 1: winter is coming season 2: winter is coming season 3: winter is coming season 4: winter is coming season 5: winter is coming season 6: winter is coming season 7: winter is so close... season 8: winter is h- oh its gone see you in ten thousand years

[@nathanwarnes3681]

a full hour and a half battle wasn't good enough for you?

[@MileRastovac]

@@nathanwarnes3681 lol what, you think that GOT was about BS SGI and action? -.-

[@nathanwarnes3681]

@@MileRastovac no.... Obviously not. But what else did you expect this battle to be?

[@Damian-qv6wh]

Nathan Warnes the battle of winterfell was long enough but they could've dragged it on for longer with other battles. Imagine how cool it would be with the White walkers trying to take out all these other castles slowly parading down to kingslanding and idk

[@venway5465]

Damian no 1 episode after 68 episodes of build up isn’t enough

[@kieferclaes4067]

Looks like the writers hove no idea how defensive castle sieges work, "Hey I got an idea let's put all of our defenders and defences outside the castle walls" "hey I have another Idea, let's copy Ramsey's failed tactic of charging when we have the defensive advantage" "hey I have an idea, let's not put any archers on the wall" "hey I have an Idea, let's not use boiling oil,and other useful castle defences" "trebuches and catapults outside the castle walls? GENIUS!" Phalanx = wall of shields - "lets put wall of shields IN FRONT OF WALL OF STONE! UNBELIEVABLY INNOVATIVE! STUNNING AND BRAVE!" "Did you know that swords can penetrate a steel breastplate?" "No, but know that I know I will add it into the show, and whenever someone grazes plate armour, they will also cut through the layers of chain mail and layered cloth, making sweet, sweet blood squirt all over the battlefield!" "Did you know that you can use light cavalry as shock cavalry?" "No, but now that I know, I make these light weight barbarians charge into the bulk of the enemy forces, what a clever idea, AND SO INSPIRING!" "OOH! Mr. Dragon can napalm/ carpet bomb undead? Fuck that, lets blindly chase each other in the clouds for a few hours." "Bigboy Giants can bash through our gates, do you think we should reinforce it? Remember Castle Black? Remember BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS JOHN SLOW? Don't worry, this pint sized grumpy girl can stop whatever comes through the gate because ZOMBIE giants are secretly ENJOY killing and vaingloriously look at their victims up close." "Here is another logically infallible idea, what if Sir Brienne of Fokin' Tarth (a glorified body guard, not without merit) commands a major section of the army over Jaime Fokin' Lannister, who has first hand experience leading troops offensively, and defensively?" "OWEN WILSON WOW! that must be our most innovative idea yet, I twirl my pretend mustache at my own intellect!" Visually stunning, but undeniably stupid episode.

[@kerbe3]

"Hey how should we have them defend the magic raven boy? Should we get a large number of men to make a phalanx around him?" "Nah just get some fucking archers and spread them out." "Well, you'll add some swordsmen too for when they run out of arrows right?" "Psh, why the fuck would we do that?"

[@jimrb67]

Great post. It's funny when some posters object to anyone using common sense and logic in their criticism, since the whole series is based largely on elements of fantasy - dragons, white walkers etc. But while we're all willing to suspend reality to a degree in order enjoy this type of show, there has to remain some level of logic and sensibility. "Vaingloriously look" - loved that.

[@kieferclaes4067]

@@jimrb67 Precisely, the show (and book) is based heavily on our own classical and medieval history, and it is quite grounded despite some of its fantasy elements. The story has established that the same rules of historic warfare apply in GOT, they have just added fantastical elements. It shouldn't be, by any means, controversial to make any of the critiques I have made. The show even hyped the defensive capacity of Winterfell, in season 2 by Theon Greyjoy himself. And its not like there weren't a good number of defensive tacticians in Winterfell. From characters who planned defenses, to characters who fought defensively, it's theoretically stunning to see (within the story) the defensive tactics implemented, and the defensive tactics not implemented.The true fault goes to whoever wrote and planned out the episode. It was either a display of spectacle in spite of reason, or it is simply ignorance. Glad you found the post entertaining.

[@menotyu9576]

and that is what is most annoying. on at least 3 occasions they have shown us that they understand basic battle tactics.....so why ignore them on your biggest battle? Entirely sacrificed reason for the sake of spectacle.

[@menotyu9576]

@@kerbe3 hey we have this magic raven boy and he is litterally the primary target and we already know that NK likes to kill 3 eyed ravens himself and we know that we have this assassin chick that can kill NK....so shouldnt we send Bran somewhere far away from all the people so NK doesnt kill them all trying to get to Bran? Nah screw that noise there must be blood!

[@JackSpear1000]

After watching the cringefest Ep.4, I just remember when Ned Stark first said 'Winter is Coming'. This ending is a crime.

[@ILoveMyMalinois]

@ exactly. It's so frustrating to see people defend season 8 when it was such a blatant insult to everything that made the show great, as well as basic common sense. And then the writers had the gall to blame it on the fans! Fucking disgusting.

[@georginho36]

winter is he- ah fuck nvm then, well, off to kill cers- oh come on!

[@DisonantDyscord]

For years, I couldn't quite figure out WHY the Night King's death bothered me. I mean, the quick stab-shatter-whitewalkergobyebye demise was VERY unsatisfying....but it wasn't THAT. There was something else that I just couldn't quite put my finger on about the Night King's death that bothered me. It was only recently that I finally figured it out: WE NEVER SAW HIM FIGHT!.....NOT! FUCKING! ONCE!!! Throughout the entire series, we saw his army fight wildly to kill every person it could. Then when he finally got to his target, there was no fight. No back and forth. No clinking of swords as he fought a valiant foe. All we got was Theon clumsily charging at him and the Night King taking half a step to the side, and feeding him his own weapon. They built him up into such a powerful force, that was incredibly OP, and theeeeennnn....YOINK! stab! The end (of iceman). No fight. It was as dissatisfying as ending a fantasy story with "And then he/she woke up. The end."

[@davidhaddad9022]

I'm very happy we didn't see him fight. They would've screwed it up big time by having Jon or Arya or who knows who effortlessly dispatch him the way Jon did to every White Walker he faced.

[@GholaTleilaxu]

But you did saw him fight. What you wanted to see was him using a sword or spear to swing at other sword-wielding warriors, which is a movie cliche.

[@trevorandrade]

Didn't he hurl a spear and knock a dragon kill a dragon early on and convert it to a zombie dragon.

[@mijanhoque1740]

@@GholaTleilaxu So Arya knifing him is satisfying? Fuck no, cliche sword fight is far better than the absolute trash we got

[@mijanhoque1740]

For real his confrontation with Jon Snow was built up for so many seasons only for it to not pay off. He should have atleats killed half the cast him and have a epic sword dual with Jon.

[@illyay1337]

I feel like Arya's whole arc was to kill Cersei.

[@neilgriffiths6427]

Totally - could have been an epic scene, kinda like where she kills Lord Baylish but with her instead of Sansa doing the Judge Judy as well as Executioner...damn, so many opportunities missed...

[@mattwho81]

Instead she dies to a brick...

[@MrAlleluia00]

Close. Her whole story arc was to kill the show.

[@henrychinaski5938]

@@mattwho81 Jokes on you , that was Arya pretending to be a brick . You're just hating .

[@pvtmarcos]

I completely fucking agree. If they paid any attention to their own show they would have known for that to be a absolutely phenomenal arc.

[@JohnDoe-qo9wh]

Arya killing the night king is the equivalent to some random New Yorker killing thanos

[@Shryce]

Random New Yorkers can teleport places ?!?

[@dwoodstwin]

Not really. She can be the person to kill the king but there just had to be more. Jon at least trying and failing, maybe wounding and distracting him or something

[@minutemengeneral1324]

Was there build up to Arya killing the night king because I feel like i didn’t see it

[@AnswerisB]

Nah, it'd be more like Daredevil killing Thanos. Daredevil's very capable on his own and can beat most any typical foe, but Thanos is WAY out of his league.

[@Kn1ghtborne]

It's like Shuri killing Thanos

[@MetalGamer666]

George R. R. Martin set out to write a fantasy story without all the clichés and tropes typical of the genre. No plot armor for important characters, no convenient last second rescues, no evil villain that had no other motivation than being evil etc. And when the show runs out of book material, they start introducing every damn trope Martin hates! Especially the convenient last second rescue! It happened all the time in this episode! And I really hate that!

[@flankspeed]

It happened to a few characters more than once as well. Cheesy AF.

[@MikhailaRaibead]

Oh they started changing stuff in season 3. Arya for example never has a scene with Melisandra at all in the books. Dorne..the most equal/free society in westeros was shit on as well as all the characters from there. I think of the TV show now as Fan fiction as it has deviated so much from the books and adds or removes characters just for there own story plot.

[@MikaelLV]

Yes. This isn't George's story anymore. He has barely mentioned the show since he left the production back in season 4. That tells you a lot right? I bet it's painful for him to watch.

[@tombarry1824]

You perfectly summed up the last few seasons of GOT.

[@hansmeier8953]

You can't just blame the show writers for this. GRRM has pretty extensive creative control over the series and even wrote episodes for it. If he had better ideas for and ending of the Night King arc he could have forced them onto the show.

[@Bamazon1990]

I was laughing with my friends at how the white walkers finally cross the wall and all die at the first place they attack. They murdered every single character arc: Brianne became a whiny little girl Aria forgot her entire list and became Captain Marvel with stealth powers just long enough to air-drop and kill the Night King Tyrion became an idiot who couldn't strategize his way out of a wet paper bag Varris became a cowardly little bumbler who Tyrion betrays for no reason whatsoever Jon Snow became 100% irrelevant to everything in the series Night King and his white walkers became an 8 year long con pulled on the audience Jamie forgot everything he learned and all this personal growth and sided with Cersi again anyway Danie completely forgot she wanted Cersi dead and decided to snap and kill random peasant families instead, just so Jon Snow could kill her The Hound became an immortal god with enough endurance to shrug off attacks from the Undead Super Powered Mountain Bran became king for no reason in the universe and provided no help at all to anyone in season 8. Sansa becomes queen of the north; there was no reason for her to be in most of season 8 at all And finally Cersi watched her city burn and decided she was tired of acting.

[@thelittlemoonling]

This is very thourough. Well said. Thank you.

[@AakashSharma-qd5uo]

Everything is correct except The Hound part because that was the only part in season 8 that made sense to me, the redemption arc for Sandor, one of my favourite characters.

[@Bamazon1990]

@@AakashSharma-qd5uo I mean the Mountain crushed a man's head just by shoving him. He was extremely superhuman so the Hound's head should have broken from one punch, and he got punched like 20 times and he was basically fine. I hate inconsistencies like that. He should have outsmarted the Mountain without taking a punch bc no human could do that

[@angermacfadden2702]

​@@AakashSharma-qd5uoWould have been perfect if he had burned his brother then died perhaps saving someone.

[@TheInverseable]

Lmao finally watched this video and I completely forgot bran became king

[@Kayne1b]

GoT lost me when Arya took a dozen stabs to the gut and healed in a day or two after having some soup.

[@joekerr9197]

I was still in denial then...it didn't even lose me when Jon did that stupid shit and got knocked in the frozen lake...hell it didn't lose me when they botched the entire Dorne retardfest of a storyline...but now my rose-tinted glasses are finally off...they fked up the entire show, all 8 seasons got destroyed with just one episode, it has been getting worse and worse the last 3 seasons and culmination is still yet to come...I feel bad for the ppl who invested themselves into the show like me...hell I even feel really bad for the actors who gave their best only to be served with this crap story at basically the very end...

[@NuclearHaggis]

She also had none of these skills when she got on the boat home. But fuck character development, HBO needed a #badassbitch

[@b.chuchlucious5471]

The actress who gave her soup said she used to punch holes in her husband for visiting whores then patch him up, but she can't be that good.

[@helekarsargarian6831]

@Ethan Morris Add the conceited asshats who before this didn't even know the meaning of epics, now talking like they had been AD&D fans all their life

[@kernal1127]

Deus Ex Arya

[@Beuwen_The_Dragon]

It is as if during the Siege of Helms Deep, Eowyn suddenly appears next to Frodo, takes the One Ring and pours a bit of Lava from Mount Doom onto it.. And then the rest of the Lord of the Rings is about Aragorn trying to take back Minas Tirith from Denethor Steward of Gondor.... Riveting...

[@19JDOG91]

This is exactly how I feel. The Night King is now dead. Why the fuck do we care about who battles Cersei and wins the throne? No one gives a fuck.

[@jameswestern3931]

@Rocksen Its actually called a song of ice and fire and the actual "game of thrones" was always used as a way of showcasing how people chase after pointless and superficial goals rather than focusing on the important things in life (war of life and death) the main plot was always the WW but the show caters to casual watchers and doesn't care about good/smart writing

[@vladimirlazarevic9792]

@@jameswestern3931 Even the show was all about portraying WW as the biggest threat, while showing how the petty fights between the houses will ultimately lead them all to the doom of humanity. It even started with a wight scene. But then it all went downhill, and Night King was shown to be a shallower villain than most stupid comic book villains.

[@RussellDeacon]

@@vladimirlazarevic9792 a level 17 death knight i think...

[@dangerdan2592]

@@jameswestern3931 Exactly! That's kind of the whole point of the story. Or it should be, based on the books and the first seasons of the show.

[@alexandercummins]

If your a man in the south, during season 1 you would think the white walkers were a silly myth. During season 8, you would still think this!

[@TheMaleRei]

"Oh, drunk heathen Northerners with their superstitions... Oh, your army has been decimated and you're marching south? Well, you still have two dragons, so I guess you'll win... What? You want us to teach our children that you defeated the Great Evil? And if we don't, you're burn us alive with your dragons? Insecure, much? What, we can't question your fighting the Great Evil? Questioning the Great Evil will be a beheading crime for wrong think? What are you talking about?"

[@renegadexblackout]

Exactly, the white walkers didnt do shit to Westeros. Even people just down in the riverlands have no idea, and Cersei was right all along in not going 🤷‍♂️ really she saved lives by not sending her forces there

[@astrobot4017]

*you're

[@lukec2004]

@@TheMaleRei Yeah because she is the protagonist *wait*

[@kalocaploc124]

I will only tell you this: i actually started watching the episodes(season1) again 2 days ago with my father, and i wanted to skip every and any scene with the Night's watch/the wall/wildlings you name it. Any scene that had anything to do with wight walkers used to be suspenseful and interesting, now i just wanna skip it. Show ruined , real long night begins until the old man finishes the books.

[@logicaldude3611]

I think the characters who got the worst treatment in the last season (in terms of completely undoing their entire character arcs) were Jon, Dany, and Jamie. Jon is being built up to be a great leader and then devolves into a spineless baffoon muttering, "She's muh queen" for an entire season. Dany goes from being an idealistic young woman with a claim to the throne who has been the moral compass of an entire movement to a maniac seemingly overnight. Jamie has spent the entire show going from completely unlikable sister f*cker to one of the more noble and good characters, then they have him completely revert back to his former self and go die with his sister when it was PERFECTLY set up for him to go down in a blaze of glory as both Kingslayer and Queenslayer, killing Cersei. The story had practically written itself and somehow they undid three of the most important character arcs in the series. Not to mention Tyrion completely lost his swagger and clever lines in the last couple seasons of the show. It absolutely sucks how they ruined this show. It went from being a show you recommended to everyone to a show you don't recommend to anyone.

[@drewtwon7374]

Agreed. I’ll never watch the show again just because they ruined the finale season

[@haroldfarquad6886]

I have practically screamed at people who never watched it to never being watching it. I can't in good conscience share the misery of how the show ended.

[@number0017]

Now my question is....why doesn't jon snow just send Arya to kill cerci. She able to kill an entire kingdom and also sneak pass entire army of zombie.

[@arksredemption937]

Zero maby she will kill Cersei lol since she has green eyes bro

[@Forced2]

Game of Thrones has put so much thought in every episode, always. And now people criticize them for how they handled this episode and people think that they're smarter then the developers. Well guess what. They're not. They havent even SEEN the last episodes because they are not out yet. So how about these idiots shut their mouth and watch how their mind is going to be blown because everything is thought out, twice as good as they expected. Lowlife dumbshits.

[@obakpolor85]

Force My Team To Finish They put thought into this episode you say? How do you kill a wight according to Jon? Fire and Dragon glass, I assume Valaryian steel too. Dramatic irony is the idea that we the audience know something that the characters in the show do not, an example We know Jon’s parents but Danny did not. We knew Melisandre would come, but the Dothraki did not. The Dothraki were equipped with there regular steel curved blades. These do not kill wights. Which means all the commanders in the meeting room knew how wights can be killed and what wouldn’t kill them nonetheless they put the Dothraki on the front lines with no dragon glass or fire and made them charge first. If Melisandre didn’t turn up all of the Dothraki would have died and not killed a single white. But yea, the writers are real smart for doing that.

[@simong.7948]

She might have put on a Wight’s face to lower the Walkers’ defenses and then taken it off right before that epic Michael Jordan-esque jump from the free throw line to stab the Night King with the pointy end of the Valerian steel dagger.

[@sweranero9976]

@@Forced2 "twice as good as they expected" More like halfas good as expected, so far, lol.

[@DsLink1306]

That phrase has been changed now Now we say "Jumping the Stark"

[@danlorett2184]

I thought it was "nuking the fridge" but "jumping the Stark" works too

[@vincegray7206]

NICE

[@haillobster7154]

The jumping Stark :- Arya.

[@evanroberts2771]

Now, it's actually "Jumping the Tie Fighter"....

[@kaseyfife5126]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@JailBr3ak3r77]

If Arya is capable of defeating the Nights King after a year or two of training just imagine how powerful Ja’qen Hagar is.

[@mattdiller6003]

Geo. Will lol two years did not pass between her father being beheaded and episode 3 of season 8

[@JailBr3ak3r77]

@@mattdiller6003What are you talking about? Nearly all of her prowess came from the training shes done with Jaqen Hagar in the house of Black and White. Before then she was not much of a fighter, so it would be idiotic to include those years. Like I said before, in about 2 years of training her able to complete these feats is illogical. And with this concept, Ja'qen Haagar stomps everyone in Westeros, including the Nights King.

[@MileRastovac]

Dude it's just bad writing, chill ..

[@tawilk]

it's an accumulation of her life experience. also, she bested Ja'qen, because she's good at what she does and has focus on an objective.

[@Winchester7734]

@Lord Tetra DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF LOL. JUST PRETEND TO BE STUPID

[@Cadavu2]

Bran was able to influence the past; the biggest twist probably in the whole series...which they never used again or explained, or did anything with.

[@chessman88]

hodor

[@try1and1own1me]

Also, how the hell does the undead dragon take down the wall with almost no effort, but can't go through a smouldering pile of rubble to kill Jon?

[@ugx7td5]

The plot armor is strong.

[@SimunSansa]

Imma play the devil's advocate and say that the night king riding the dragon might be making a difference.

[@endangeredspecies8441]

I think the hole in his neck was dampening his fire power. Like pipe with a hole in it.

[@EditioCastigata]

Especially powerful against ice, but malus if he fires at stones?

[@CODA96]

Jon AND Arya can use blood magic to summon plot armor from all the fallen extras that die in an episode.

[@NiceCreamyBaileys]

The white walkers could hear drops of blood in the library, but couldn't hear Arya running, screaming and flying through the circle of white walker guards to get to the Night King?

[@taylorgriffin5445]

She didn't scream until the final second. And she did that on purpose - she expected him to hear her and disarm her. But, her "dancing instructor" from season 1 taught her to make him think you're going to go left when you're really going to go right. Plus, the music was pretty fucking intense out there, vs being silent in the library.

[@kaidar12]

“she expected him to hear her and disarm her” What? As opposed to stabbing him in the back? That makes no sense on any level, and if her plan was to be heard and disarmed, it would have failed had he just crushed her throat instantly. Or just parried. Or moved. All of which were entirely possible, but he didn’t do for plot reasons.

[@renegadexblackout]

@@kaidar12 yea thats retarded lmao "she wanted him to grab her" 😂😂

[@ufiCz]

@@taylorgriffin5445 She didn't know nothing about NK, so she bet her life, that guy who want everything dead doesn't instantly kill her ? Good tactic ? Maybe she should spend more then year in bravos, or maybe somebody should resurect mr Forel, so she could train with him more then few months ......... Really nobody wonder why is she such killing machine ? On that battlefield there were thousands of man who had more combat and actual battle experiences and more training then she had. John snow trained every day + he fight few wars he didn't spend years traveling and years in captivity

[@Satanthony]

J.R. Vasquez yes!

[@zeroz88]

"It feels like he has been written out of his own story line" I feel like that statement sums up Jon Snow pretty well.

[@leoki4804]

Can we say since his father was a pure targareon that Jon CANT be burned by fire. Or can he? Why is Cercie the main baddy and not the evil as death incarnated name the Night King? Is there any continuity remaining in the story to end this well?

[@taylorgriffin5445]

@@leoki4804 but Dany's brother was "pure" and he was burned when he died. And it's called game of THRONES, not game of death incarnated. It's about the throne. I always thought the white walker story was filler.

[@renegadexblackout]

@@taylorgriffin5445 the series is called a song of ice and fire, game of thrones is only the first book. Game of thrones is just a more marketable tv show name, so no. It has always been about the white walkers coming and showing that squabbling over a chair isnt important and the realm of men must come together, like the children of the forest and the first men, to survive

[@renegadexblackout]

@@leoki4804 jesus...no targs arent fireproof. The first time for danny was because of magic, the second time in the hut was....idk wtf that was. But targs arent fireproof

[@bigtuna1312]

@@taylorgriffin5445 You're being very superficial with your view of the show. If the show is only about the throne, and the white walkers are filler, then literally the entire show is useless and filler. George R.R. Martin is very anti-war, the point of the story is to show that if people would work together (in this case, to fight the night king), instead if squabbling over petty issues (in this case, the Iron Throne), the world would be a better place. But the show threw that out so we're left with meaningless crap now

[@jimmy_dee]

It’s over a year now, and I still haven’t gotten over how bad it was. The only solace I get is watching KZbin videos trashing the final season.

[@Vaerah]

"GoT narrative structure has been wavering since it ran out of book material to guide it; the writers don't seem to know what they're doing anymore." Agree wholeheartedly.

[@Ubafunksta]

It’s that simple

[@kalinmir]

The stupidity was seeping through since s1...i originaly liked that some characters needed overcome adversity in an unusal fashion but then i red the books and what happend was that they changed drastically one character but meke the related one behave basically in the same way (thinking of Drogo)

[@Soppybobs]

THOUSANDS of years of plotting and preparation..... but he was not ready for the old drop the knife switch a roo!

[@CODA96]

@Yul Brynner Arya actually learned bloodmagic offscreen. She killed all those lannisters, in exchange for teleportation and precognitive powers.

[@robertfitzgerald3118]

And why didn't the other walkers slice and dice the minute she came into their area.

[@T_bone]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bobsmith-qu2oq]

The same drop the knife switcheroo done just weeks earlier in snoke's throne-room in KK's starwars abortion.

[@Soppybobs]

@@bobsmith-qu2oq lolol directors are fuckin scrubs

[@ilteschio8244]

so they build the wall to keep away the undeads for thousans of years because the threat of the NK was too much, and all it taked was a little girl with a dagger WTF, and how Cersei suppose to be a bigger menace now? it's like if in the Lord of the Ring they kill Sauron right away and Saruman is the main boss.

[@Fosfor9]

Nah man, Cersei's like that one orc general, you know the one, rather than Saruman. Saruman's way too awesome to be compared to anyone in GoT.

[@OnesieTwos]

I wouldn't say main boss, but Saruman technically did outlast Sauron like that in the books, right?

[@SegaFreak]

This little Girl gots the best education! Cersei was there since the Beginning the NK has no story.

[@LMoftheCoast]

Onsie Twos he did outlast Sauron in the books, but he wasn’t treated like the final boss, like Cersei seems to be being treated. Instead he was a loose end that ended up dying on Wormtongue’s blade and not that of the heroes.

[@taylorgriffin5445]

I thought they built the wall because they didn't want wildlings on their land.

[@ShadowWizard123]

Remember when the riders of Rohan were about to charge outside Minas Tirith and King Theoden gave that speech? Everyone got goosebumps. Why can't anyone write a script anymore?

[@ToneSherpa]

this really needed something like that to happen. maybe the Dothraki weren't even there yet since they were coming back from High Garden or whatever. and they arrive in the morning to out flank the army from the rear. it could have been triumphant. but no. just ride blindly into an army of dead ice zombies. great.

[@jonathancooper4914]

Because industry execs are surrounded with ‘yes’ people who tell them everything they want to hear.

[@luiscesarvianagomes970]

"DEATH" Still get goosebumps just remembering, and I haven't see it in almost 10 years

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

hell even when his daughter killed the guy and she was like, I am no man, I didn't cringe at that like I do with other stuff like that.

[@businesscasualsauron]

​@@luiscesarvianagomes970 I can hear the musical score just reading this one word.

[@Sauravwtf]

I hated the way Night King died. You cant just kill the supreme antagonist just like that. GOT spoiled everything.

[@thomasgaillard6713]

​@@Torrel1 I don't like the Last Jedi analogy. Snoke was a boring Palpatine copycat and we only saw him for the first time in the Force Awakens. Couldn't care less about his death, it was a bold move. The NK was the main antagonist of GoT, teased since the first scene of the first episode. Killing him this way was just plain stupid, and a sign of lazy writing.

[@deanyy3373]

Except he’s not, and never was the supreme antagonist. That was always Cersei. Every “really bad” antagonist has had a similar fate. Joffrey being killed by mysterious poison. Ramsay instantly losing in the blink of an eye only to get the shit beat out of him and get fed to his dogs. The night kings death was far quicker than these other villains but it was no different. He’s simply another Joffrey or Ramsay. Cersei is, always has been, and always will be the supreme villain.

[@mrbotan5416]

@@Torrel1 Snoke was killed by his apprentice, I was annoyed he died but at least it made sense somewhat. You can explain that away. The manner in which the NK died was ridiculous and means the long build up (8 seasons) was for nothing. Unless they return to the storyline in the final episode for some reason via bran then it could be a saving grace. But so far, GoT has been nothing but a huge disappointment.

[@ojd414]

Dean Edwards really?Cersei is the biggest villain?Are you on shrooms,or DMT,or maybe both?You’re trying to say that an alcoholic with a bitchy attitude is a bigger threat than an ancient and powerful evil that has been gathering its strengths for many years?

[@drharnsaft1005]

@@deanyy3373 So the leader of an undead horde that has been plagueing Westeros and the Free Folk for thousands of years, leading to the building of the wall and with his soldiers being in the first scene of the series is less important than some alcoholic incest enthousiast?

[@cierrasagacious7881]

The White Walkers should have won, keep the wild battle in, but make the people lose. Have the remaining characters flee on boats or dragons and go look for shelter. Then there could be a plot about Cersei having to deal with White Walkers. It would be interesting to see how she would react to an army of walkers.

[@carybeweary7209]

👍👍👍👍

[@hangfried9429]

Then a final final epic battle with Cersei as a White Walker Queen.

[@mr.raslyon6626]

See HBO? Even a random KZbin commentter had a better story idea than you guys so far.

[@flankspeed]

They should have been fleeiing through the crypts while a rearguard staved off the attack. I am amazed Bran survived. I am amazed most main characters survived, whereas the Dothraki conveniently buying the farm wholesale was about the most predictably dumb thing here. Sansa, Ep1: "We don't have enough food to feed everyone here for very long." Me: "Somehow I think that's not going to be your biggest problem."

[@mastereppsreturns6586]

That’s what happened at Hardhome. What’s the point in repeating it?

[@lorddanny2988]

"Theon and his archers are in the Gods Wood trynna protect Bran while he spazzes out in his wheelchair" ...Absolute gold.

[@lordkizzle]

The greatest part of the episode was seeing Sansa Stark save her people by hogging the only dragon glass dagger in the crypt while hiding as children were slaughtered. Her rise to queen for her bravery was well deserved.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Too be honest, Sansa is the character who has upside down in development. She showed her potential to be a manipulator in Season 4 by lying of Littlefinger for killing her aunt only in Season 5 she becomes Ramsay's toy and weak again. Then, in Season 6, she becomes the voice of the reason for Jon to take over the North from Boltons and even lying to him to call Littlefinger with the Vale armies and in Season 7, they tried to make her care to the North remains only later being Littlefinger's victim again by baiting Arya with the letter that she sent from King's Landing a long time ago and out of nowhere, she outsmarts him. And she tried to be badaas in last Season by shutting down Dany about "What will you do to the North?" Only later just be there, whining, complaining, and Boom! She's the Queen of The North. As much as I don't like Dany, but at least Dany has a lot of moments of struggling and how she develops as person while Sansa looks like a cheater.

[@lordkizzle]

@@margarethmichelina5146 Bran's first act as king was to betray the trust of everyone and hand the North to his family instead of uniting the 7 Kingdoms in a way only he could. All because Sansa wants to be a queen and everyone is for some reason ok with that.

[@black-sv4gk]

Sansa was in my opinion the worst character in the show. She needed someone there all the time to survive. And she says to Arya, you don't know what I had to do to survive. Or something like that. She probably had the easiest time in the show. Bran also suck, i feel sad, that the girl who saved him, was not there at the ending. I liked her more.

[@rowanmelton7643]

@@black-sv4gk She most definitely didn't have the easiest time in the show. But yes, she did have to rely on other people a lot

[@black-sv4gk]

@@rowanmelton7643 so, her time was harder than bran? Or Jon, or Arya, or Jaime. Who do you think was easier. Im counting the characters who go through a bigger change. So im not really counting Cersei. Who is easier in your opinion?

[@DonaldBlake287]

"It's like they resent him even being in this show." - Perfectly sums up John Snow in Season 8...brilliant

[@Jayremy89]

Aye dun wan eet! & She's ma qween. Jon Snows depth of character Season 8.

[@paulinegallagher7821]

@@Jayremy89 No wonder Kit Harrington was so emotional. He was grieving his formerly courageous, strong willed character after that table read

[@alexanderzack3720]

they should´ve allowed him to stay dead... that would´ve been better than what he had to endure after

[@WraYth-1776]

“There’s nothing left to do but stand & fight.” “I feel like we forgot to do something important, though...oh shit...the defenses...”

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

>Me when the Dothrakie charge into the darkness: >"WTF!? Did anyone even say 'charge!?'" "Wait, WTF are the catapults doing all the way to the front!?" "WTF is everyone just watching the cavalry's flaming swords wink out!?" "Did no one scout the enemy position!?" "Where are the damned archers!? You got, like, 6-7 dudes with bows covering from the walls!?" >A short time later: "Da-fuk!? Oh, yeah, wait till your infantry is getting overwhelmed to use your air power..." >Rest of episode watched in this fashion.

[@simonpotter7534]

yes, like putting your soldiers inside the walls of the castle where it gives you a 10 to 1 advantage.

[@patricioansaldi8021]

@@zoopdterdoobdter5743 bang on

[@patricioansaldi8021]

@@simonpotter7534 or using fire more effectively to light the battlefield and funnel the wights into choke points. Or even just using that "wildfire" stuff that's burns like a mofo. They could have lit up all the wights that way, easy. Or at least tried coal or burning oil or ANYTHING before that last minute desparate act of lighting the stakes, which coukd have been done earlier and more effectively to light the battlefield and cordon the enemy. Smh

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

@@patricioansaldi8021 Yeh. Nobody dropping rocks from the walls...how bout some burning pitch -- I understand those were popular siege countermeasures... Maybe oil the walls or spackle in the crevices: it's not like John hasn't seen the fuckers scale up the side of shit before. Actual war plan: "Yeah brah, let's lightly populate the battlements with some infantry and a few archers. Should be good, yo. Worst comes to worst and we have to light the barricade on fire, we can just *stare at them* while they *stand completely motionless* until... whenever! YOLO!"

[@BoyWithOboy]

I especially liked the dothraki charge, because it reminded me of the all the cavalry I've lost auto-resolving battles in Total War: Rome II.

[@NsControl]

Rexorum pour one out :(

[@Pena3434]

Yeah the worst strategy imaginable and on top of that, they'll get re-animated and turn against you.

[@IsItFunorNot]

@NinjaWolfHybrid was just about to say this lol

[@prudentiusinvader6652]

Hahaha

[@Pena3434]

Well GOT is shit and openly against my favourite genre - fantasy. Now I know.

[@dominiquecharriere1285]

The perfect tactical disposition of troops before a middle age combat has always been: first front line: unprotected cavalry, second line artillery you can't use because the cavalry is to close, third line infantry to protect the artillery once it has been destroy. And last line the huge walls of your castle (why would you be protected inside it when you can fight unprotected outside?). Cesar invented it!

[@BigPuddin]

If you kill enough of your own troops, you'll win a moral victory over the enemy. The bad guys will feel like they're fighting special needs soldiers and surrender out of guilt.

[@stupidusername84]

“It looks visually impressive, of course, but ultimately it’s pointless and self defeating” ... like this whole season.

[@Aredel]

Or the sequel trilogy

[@stupidusername84]

Antonio Sonntag Haha! Oh god, that’s so true.

[@Kydos37]

And season 7.

[@danm2144]

Lady Mormont charges the giant with an axe and stabs the giant with a spear. Zombies punch their way out of stone crypts but can't manage a wooden door. Ice Dragon breathes blue fire and destroys an exterior castle wall, Jon hides behind an interior wall and a rock and the blue fire is ineffective. Jon runs toward the NK who is walking slowly, after a minute of running he is further away. This was bad on almost every level.

[@JetFiiire]

Also Jon is surrounded by literally hundreds of undeads, and then the next time we see him they are like 10 and attacking one by one...

[@blitzkriegdiscord3366]

JetFiiire yeah how the fuck did he not die?

[@enoughsaid6060]

I could list a lot more wrong with it. Can;t be bothered. Just trash.

[@enoughsaid6060]

@@blitzkriegdiscord3366 "Reasons" Probably intersectional feminist propaganda that they are the saviors of cucked men everywhere, Dany fire breathing was enough to save him, cause albino midgets riding dragons are inclusive and diverse. The blue eye'd white dragon who represents pewdiepie, can't defeat the new emasculated cucklord John Snow, because feminism saves the day. Ayra kills the Night King, even though he should have broke her neck when he caught her. Feminazi's rejoice.

[@AndJusticeforAll567]

@@JetFiiire That happens like 5 other times too

[@11KKas10]

Stabbed in the heart by a "child" in the weirwood forest - Twice Poor night king

[@0mnicide]

“It’s like poetry it sorta rhymes.” - George Lucas

[@cornyhole]

@@0mnicide phantom menace still my 4th favorite star wars movie

[@autruff18]

@@cornyhole podracing babeeh!!

[@eds1942]

To paraphrase: “Well, we built Jon up to be the hero who would face the Night King. But to subvert everyone’s exceptatiins, we decided that Arya should do that instead, because of all the foreshadowing.”

[@Hardrada_129]

Who else cared more for the Night King than for Cersei and her obnoxious smirking?

[@CODA96]

Lets consider that Cersei planned and plotted her way to the Iron Throne for 8 years, just do die by falling Bricks. Lets consider Jaimie that had a huge redemption arc for 4-5 seasons, to lose all of his character progress and die by falling Bricks.

[@mards2479]

If it wasn’t D&D crash and burn season, then I’d be happier with the political aspect ending GoT, rather than the white walkers, however D&D are absolutely horrible and don’t have the depth to pull off the political side of GoT

[@haillobster7154]

They had their chance to add their own, original fantasy villain to the hall of fame, alongside Sauron and Darth Vader. And then they Unsullied themselves. Also, fuck Cersei hard, the most irritating character in GoT.

[@Lord_Volkner]

@@haillobster7154 They didn't Unsullied themselves, they Sullied themselves.

[@SovereignStatesman]

Obnoxious smirking with her botox-lips that looked like a hot dog bun.

[@Zack-rl1fl]

At this point Arya might as well be able to hurl lightning bolts from her fingertips and fly. Going to a Faceless Summer camp wouldn't enable ANY character to defeat a what... 10,000 year old magically created weapon meant to eradicate all of humanity? The Night King should have solo-slain a good half dozen main characters during his leisurely stroll to the Weirwood tree and it should have taken the entire ensemble to defeat him.

[@christophercolumbus1169]

Zack totally, and it should have been spread across 2-3 episodes and been a more drawn out battle like you would imagine a fight against an unending horde of dead people would be. I mean, the Wildlings gave them more trouble than the White Walkers did...... and that just ain’t right.

[@Vipre-]

There was never any beating the Night King in a stand up fight, wasn't happening. It was assassination or Night King wins end of humanity. The purpose of the entire arc was building up Jon into a leader, revealing his parentage, and uniting the main characters for the endgame.

[@jonashworth9757]

Vipre60000 I disagree. This was simply poor story telling, and the Snoke references are completely accurate. This was worse than TLJ for me, as there was more time investment in this character than Snoke. They had 8 years to think about how to kill the King, and he died without a battle. This episode invalidated all of the buildup, converging storylines, and invincible aura the king had until now. This made him look like a joke. Consider this. Two powerful enemies, the giant and the king, were killed off in the same way. By being held too closely to an enemy that otherwise shouldn’t have been harmed. It was uninspiring, felt like a cop out, and was definitely disappointing.

[@Vipre-]

@@jonashworth9757 except he didn't die without a battle. He went two on one on dragon back, face to flame with Dany, against Jon he used an underling mob to block, and smoked Theon without breaking a cold sweat. What you wanted was a duel and he had ZERO reason to allow that, and enough troops to prevent it. A sneak attack was the only way he was ever going down in that situation and even that attack was nearly a failure. Want uninspiring, what he should've done was let the undead overwhelm the defenses and kill every one except Bran, because the defenders were never winning that battle, then just walk inside unopposed.

[@Infritblade123]

Zack The Night King is not stupid enough to just “leisurely stroll” through killing people that wielded weapons capable of defeating him. He was never going 1v1 against Jon in hand to hand combat, since he knew Jon had a weapon capable of killing him. He waited until he had overpowered the enemy, before making his entrance. He pinned Jon using his dragon, he thought he had the checkmate. The ONE thing the Night King didn’t plan for was Arya, because he didn’t even know she existed, she was no one.

[@subsume7904]

It would've been better if they fought Cersei FIRST then had an epic battle for life against the NK at the end

[@loviatar9]

THANK you! Why the fuck was Cersei the "big baddie"?

[@brickfather3179]

loviatar9 she’s been built up from the beginning is the main villain. The show is ultimately about the iron throne, not the living against the dead. Cersi has a character too. Throughout all these seasons I never hated or even disliked the night king. He doesn’t speak or seem to care about anything so he can’t be as bad as cersi, Ramsay or Joffrey. I don’t care that he wants to kill all of the living and destroy the world. He is completely unfeeling and mute, so I don’t hate him like I hate the human villains.

[@loviatar9]

@@brickfather3179 Cersei had almost no character whatsoever in S8 though. But I understand what you mean, and prior to the abysmal 8th season Cersei was for sure a formidable villain. But they coloured the NK as a personification of death. Life versus death is ALWAYS a bigger battle than any dictator or villain. It's an intrinsic struggle to every living thing.

[@Katya_Lastochka]

Or Night Kink killing everyone and going off to fight Cersei's army.

[@mijanhoque1740]

Exactly, they should have killed her off in season 7. They should have made season 7-10 episodes and have a big battle with cersi and kill her off then season 8 it’s the white walker threat.

[@sopyleecrypt6899]

Two words: fan service. That’s what the writers and show runners thought they were doing with Arya killing the Night King. And maybe some “fans” did enjoy it.

[@bouncer812]

They’re not fans. Never were, never will be.

[@punishedbearzerker5400]

CD just wait until episode IX... I mean 4. That'll fix and undo the horrid decision to have Snoke die in such a stupid way... ... ... I mean the Night King.

[@aghazi94]

Night king is way way way more important than snoke ever was

[@aghazi94]

@Roger the Space Marine well, fuck

[@davidm2031]

At least they killed off all the Mary sues(sandsnakes)

[@frickenclutch]

@@davidm2031 True.

[@JeffTheHokie]

Or they will title episode 4 "Hold Our Beers".

[@soundslave]

Aryas story ark should have been all about killing Cersei. That makes more sense

[@SuperKratosgamer]

Well, her story ark was mostly completed after she killed the freys, she mostly walked around teh castle and was picking fights with her sister after that.

[@Bacchian]

@Joey's steamy taint Cries for mercy Not really. It would tie in nicely with her having missed the opportunity to have Tywin killed, and Cersei was always right up there on her list.

[@MacBaza]

Cersei will kill Arya with her own weapon. Expect the unexpected.

[@blockyorbits2376]

Jaime is supposed to kill Cersei

[@danscava]

Arya will kill Cersei using Jaime`s face. Then she kills Daenerys using Cersei`s face. Then she kills Jon using Dany`s face. Then she kills Sansa using Jon`s face. Arya is the new Queen. The End.

[@collegerebel]

"Smug, unstoppable, overpowered Mary Sue who's already caused more pre-mature deaths than the fat positivity movement." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ficheye00]

What the heck do those little symbols mean?

[@headout3116]

@@ficheye00 they are laughing emojis

[@ficheye00]

@@headout3116 - Ah.. On my computer they just look like little boxes. I have a Mac, so I guess Windows emojis don't translate. Thanks. Mystery solved.

[@JudgementalGoat]

The highlight of the whole fucking video

[@SusanDelgado1177]

That was brutal 🤣😂

[@cappy2282]

Writers: "Jon's a white straight male...he couldn't possibly have epic battle with Knight king." Janitor: "But sir, we've been building up to this for 10yrs?" Writers: "We're subverting expectations." P.s Arya failed her assassin training and screwed them over. Assassins guild didn't want revenge and she somehow became the greatest assassin ever. (She did train for 3-4 days so makes perfect sense)

[@romanetolaneta]

She train for months maybe years

[@cappy2282]

@@romanetolaneta lol no she didn't....and she failed

[@ninshu412]

@@romanetolaneta It was only a few months lol.

[@kevtb874]

The writers have lost the plot. Rather than deliver a satisfying, organic story whuch wraps up 8 years of of building plot.they are focused on delivering spectacle, fan fav moments and surprises that are poorly set up.

[@Lucie.Greening]

@Lorenz Jaenichen considering it's the same guys who raved about having a fucking zombie polar bear on the show...what do you think..

[@buddhastl7120]

Exactly

[@hootax8980]

Arya using Jaime's face to kill Cersei = poetic justice and the culmination of all of her training. Arya killing the Night King = weird creative choice meant to SubVeRt Ur eXPeCtaTiOnS

[@imforlife35]

I 100% expected that to happen and wanted it to happen.....would of been a great scene.

[@deangoldenstar7997]

... you could have actually given Bran a great degree of menace during a scene where Arya murders Jaime while Bran tells Jaime about his ultimate purpose as a skin sack that'll help them kill his true love.

[@darthravo]

Yup this would've been such a beautiful round off since cersei was on her list and she'd have died at the hands of the one person she actually trusted.

[@GordKeen]

I knew they were going to use arya to kill the night king since she serves death and the night king works against it by using the dead as weapons. However the fight sucked. I thought it was going to be way cooler than what happened.

[@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869]

And a excuse for a lesbian romp before the death stroke.

[@WayStedYou]

As soon as thry didnt have any George RR Martin source material the show fell to pieces

[@marcellogenovese199]

Yea I already started disliking the show after last season. You could already see then that they had no idea how to treat the characters. I mean, Arya didn't even actually train. She was stabbed in the gut and tossed in a gutter only to barely eek out a win and for that she was offered training and declined lol. Yet suddenly in the next season she is capable of killing an entire keep full of enemies. So cringy. It sucks too because she was my favorite of the Starks. She went from a level headed honorable person, surviving despite the harsh world she was thrown into only to become an arrogant, unlikeable Mary Sue that is suddenly infallible.

[@NightshadeX85]

Nope , they had source material they just did not bother , look at Dorne and Iron Islands plots for that . Also no Mummer King either . They are just streamlining it and stripping away everything , the mysticism around the lord of light , the others , Varys , Lady Stoneheart . They clearly just want it to be done .

[@daindigokid]

de Morhalle, Good point. Streamlining is exactly what it felt like with the NK death. The beat him in 60 minutes. What a waste.

[@aramfingal5180]

To be fair, the GRRM source material since 2000 hasn't been that great either. He's slow-walking the release of the next book for a reason -- he has no idea how to end this thing.

[@michaeldukes4108]

Fuckin’ George.

[@jthm419]

Watching Game of Thrones is like going to a Hibachi Steakhouse and being seated in front of a masterful chef whom has no rival in performance or culinary mastery. The exquisite commanding of both crowd and knife as they entertain the crowd around the grill. Perfectly timed flips and twirls of sharp tools and even sharper wit presenting the most tasteful and beautiful morsels of food in appetizers and entertainment. The seated guests are amazed and enthralled with every passing moment, each one as special and tasty as the one before it. Money and time truly well spent! As the chef prepares the main course the sight and smell of the final dish sets an amazing precedent of what's to come when it finally enters the mouth... but to everyone's surprise the chef reaches behind and appears to grunt out a wet shit and throws it across the food. Not missing a beat, the chef does it again, and again, until the piles of shit smother what remained. The chef continues to prepare the shit-smothered food with the same dedication and skill as with the previous dishes and appetizers, apparently oblivious to how offensive the material is now to the customers. The customers are wide-eyed looking at each other with confusion, filled with shock, horror, rage, and disappointment to realize that one of their greatest experiences was forever ruined by this obvious blatant act of betrayal, and even more shocked that this chef is still doing it with the same seriousness as presented before. Then as the smoldering pile of "what used to be good but is now covered in shit" monstrosity is served to each customer, the chef removes their hat and uniform, folds it neatly and places it on top of the grill, lights it on fire in front of everyone and happily skips away leaving the restaurant.

[@Thor-Orion]

I love you. I really needed that laugh. Not usually a fan of toilet humor, but the way you subverted my expectations? *chefs kiss*

[@thekiller7994]

This comment is the only time I laughed at toilet humor

[@LesActive]

Grossly accurate analogy.

[@Jourmand1r]

Saying shit doesnt automatically make a jo0ke funny.

[@liammcnulty1987]

@@Jourmand1r you've left sooo many comments here. You're so triggered lol. Anime pfp.

[@coldblackice]

"It'd be like when Luke and Vader are fighting each other, and all of a sudden Chewbacca shows up and shoots Vader in the back and kills him" LOL'd hard. RIP Peter Mayhew

[@TorianTammas]

Coldblackice - It is more like an Ewok showing up sneaking past everyone on the death Star and then kills the Emperor out of nothing and gets away with it.

[@mac1bc]

Lol

[@alexwhoneedsalastname6876]

Maybe if he was training his whole life to litterally kill death and vader was litterally dead, then maybe, but then maybe you would be whining about that too

[@TorianTammas]

@DeadKing66 :) Would we not all have been surprised when an Ewok killed Palpatine? I have doubts we would have enjoyed it. Surely the Ewok was highly trained as he watched all Chuck Norris movies.

[@TheGamesProjects]

The whole point was realism so it did happen

[@VykintasGlodenis]

Absolutely agree with you. The writers destroyed the show. This episode is the mortal blow to the epic series.

[@Dark_Voice]

TBH its a kick to a corpse. This show was terrible since S6 (S5 it went downhill and lost last parts of good plots).

[@doramason]

They've pulled a Rian Johnson

[@alexhe1987]

@Sgt. Giggle Mittens If the books have the same end? What are we gonna do ? What a terrible thought !

[@PG-sq5pt]

@@Dark_Voice botb was the best thing that came out of s6

[@helekarsargarian6831]

@Sgt. Giggle Mittens I think he got "kicked" this last season. By no means the NK would have ended like this had he something to say about it

[@rhydianbanner3590]

The worst part for me was that they were fighting outside in the first place. They use the survivors from outside to man the walls and they only have enough to make it one man deep. The wights climb up and get inside almost immediately. I'm just a total war general, but the obvious plan to me is set up the unsullied and trebuchets behind the ditch/barricade to draw the dead in. Fall back once the ditch is penetrated and use the dragons to ignite it and cut the army into two pieces. Clean that up and defend the ditch again. Have the northerners hold the walls and secure the inevitable retreat inside. Meanwhile have the dothraki do hit and runs on the edges of the enemy army. They are light unarmoured cavalry so no headlong charges and no stopping. Also, use their famed fucking horse archers to target the giants/white walkers. Also, where the fuck was the anti giant defense. The battle of the bastards ended with one giant breaching winterfell. They know the undead army has giants. Honestly, i know tension etc needs to be paramount for a story like this, but these basic errors in military use are just unforgivable.

[@mr.raslyon6626]

Nobody thought to hire a medeviel war expert during writing. They should have; it makes a difference when writers think they're experts in everything.

[@Overlich]

Rhydian Nothing to add here. That‘s exactly how i would have done it too. Furthermore why did they not steal some wildfire from kings landing or demanded it. Tyrion even knows where the storage is... the perfect weapon against the undead

[@dannyhicks8653]

Im sure they burned wun wuns body there not that stupid,surprisingly.

[@TheRoleplayer40k]

Rhydian maybe deploy tor phalanx unsullied inside the walls, behind your dragonglass. Then they can plug any gaps in the lin Reinforce the fuxking gate.... Sit your dragons behind the walls and stick their necks over and just breath fire. Have your insanely good archers from accrossthe narrow sea man the walls. Cover the walls in dragon glass spikes Poor liquid metal down the walls as they climb up Have multiple defence build behind the walls with wood instead of wasting not on trebuchets (whose main job is to demoralise and enemy to siege a castle, not to defend one) After the dragons breathed ire for like a few hours till they need a rest time send in your cab from behind the castle but the flanks Have standing orders where every squad has a dude whose job is to burn the dead as they retreat so they can’t be raised..... My total war AI could do better

[@IosifStalinsendsyoutoGulag]

I have a decent amount of experience in total wars and even more in other strategy games, like CoH or SC, and I must say that at half episode I was so bored that I almost stopped watching...the frustration I was getting due to the stupidity on screen was killing me.

[@michaelrud4351]

This show is the very definition of "Its not about how you start, its about how you finish". It went from the most talked about show to something people make jokes about

[@EduardoMartinez-fk2pv]

Why Arya doesn't run to kingslanding and just stabs Cersei? Edit: would you look at that? Arya is doing it

[@ritchmedia7132]

she would do it with ease putting the face of Peter Bealish.

[@humanoid144]

That would mean nothing to watch episodes 4,5,6

[@mikethewise2000]

@@humanoid144 It already means nothing, the Final Boss of the show is already dead, Cersei is just some cunt on a chair that could die from aids.

[@rael2099]

She will. She will.

[@davereyez4721]

At this point Arya could just throw her dagger from Winterfell to King's Landing and it'll hit Cersei in the head and kill her. The end.

[@PRBlue0]

You were the the chosen one! it was said that you would destroy Hollywood cliches, not join them! bring balance to the entertainment , not leave it in darkness!!!

[@brandocervera3854]

now wasn't this copied from somewhere else? lol

[@Anradak]

GOT: I HATE CHOU!

[@Graymenn]

Reported to the ADL for antisemitism, you are getting shut down goi

[@isshinryu11]

wow...good analogy

[@________5347]

It's become a poor man's Lord of the Rings.

[@JeffTheHokie]

They might as well have ended it Holy Grail style, with the modern police arresting the cast just before the battle.

[@luiscesarvianagomes970]

It was not only "The Long Night" that killed 8 years of character development, there were very fewe characters that actually retained their character arc in season 8. Almost all of them basicaly spat on the face of the last 7 seasons.

[@alexanderzack3720]

name one character that stayed consistent...... okay maybe podrick

[@angermacfadden2702]

Ironically imo Bronn the sellsword was pretty consistently hilarious!

[@Chameleon1616]

They should have lost the battle of Winterfel barely escaping, but with heavy losses for the Walker army (few dead white walkers and lots of bodies lost to fire). The next two episodes should have followed a truly apocalyptic ravaging of the north of Westeros and a huge evacuation effort to the south. The final battle should have happened in kings landing. The moment the night king was killed, everything should have decended into a scramble for the throne with all the shocking deaths, betrayals and tragedy that people have come to exspect. That would have been cool

[@Venezuelangel]

That would have actually been cool, the only hole in your theory is that as long as the Night King has corpses around him, he can go balls to the wall Diablo II Necromancer for the win. Every single Dothraki, wildling and northerner corpse would have been an addition to his collection.

[@TheRoleplayer40k]

Chameleon1616 nah man That would require the writers to think It wouldnt have subverted yourexpectations!!!!!!!

[@Venezuelangel]

@@TheRoleplayer40k Heeeeeey.... Put the expectations subverted thing back! It was actually good comedy, bud.

[@Chameleon1616]

The night king would have lost more then he gained due to the amount lost to dragon fire from which they can’t be recovered. As for the subverting expectations there is plenty of that which can be done in the final hour or so when the scramble for the throne happens. It would allow the Iron throne plot to actualy add to the intensity and stakes of the end of the apocalypse rather then deflate them as it does now with too much time given to it. It would be the final opportunity reintroduce the political drama and to make use of the politician characters.

[@Chameleon1616]

just before Cersei orders her guards to start cutting down other characters, both sides panick and start slaughtering each other across the city, the cleganes turn on each other, meanwhile Varys and Tyrion enact there own plan which knowing to never trust his sister again, they had prepared before the battle. It almost falls apart due to tensions between Danerys and John over the throne and its lawful owner but is saved by Jamie who ends Cersei with a sword through the back.

[@josephnissenson3252]

Imagine if Gamora killed Thanos halfway through infinity war and they faught Hydra for the rest of the movies

[@gaelofariandel6747]

>XD

[@Christian-Gigi]

No one seems to talk about why the Dothraki were sent into the night with no visibility without dragon glass! And how the fuck did Sam survive but Johran didn't?

[@barrsique]

The phrase of the week: "Plot Armor"

[@cloudwolf3972]

And also the script error about the Dothraki, they vanish in the dark and in the episode 4 Daenerys says that she will send the Immaculates and Dothrakis to Kings Landing. Wtf, did they not all died in the dark? They didn't put it clearly that some survived.

[@rht785]

plot armor

[@noneofyourbeeswax01]

@@cloudwolf3972 why is everyone so hung up about these Dothraki? Could I remind you that we didn't see a single Dothraki die? We saw a lot of lights go out - rather symbolic perhaps, but no reason to assume a virtual 100% wipeout. And people are complaining that the battle has tactical errors yet seem to believe that it's fine to have no reserve cavalry. You _always_ keep some cavalry in reserve.

[@markgrehan3726]

@@noneofyourbeeswax01 Yep but we never heard or saw them so as far as we saw the charge was made by all the Dothraki and since those lights were their weapons the implication is some survived but most didn't especially since the zombie tsunami shortly afterwards smashed into the Unsullied.

[@Fishplants]

2024... Still pissed

[@pj9100]

And to think they have the audacity to call this the 'Great War', lasting less than a month, comprised of a single battle won via deus ex machina...

[@noneofyourbeeswax01]

The "Great War" had been going on for a great deal longer than "a month"; Melissandre had been engaged in it for most of her 300 years. It was only the final battle that was short, not the war.

[@fatbap]

@Kyros Droztamyr The Hound isnt dead in the books either. He is the gravedigger on the Quiet Isle.

[@Lord_Volkner]

@@fatbap No, he's dead in the books. They found his body, remember.

[@fatbap]

@@Lord_Volkner No they didnt. Youre not paying attention. "The Hound" is dead. "Sandor Clegane" is not. It is a metaphor for him turning over a new leaf, just like he tried to do in the TV show. Here is an excellent explanation of all the misdirection about Sandor from the Elder Brother. asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/60808-the-gravedigging-hound-complete-analysis/

[@pauljapson2008]

Season 1-7 who is the night king and what his purpose. Later in season 8...ah the night king is just a generic guy and hes just mr.nobody

[@jernie9384]

This.

[@TorianTammas]

Paul Japson - The most anti climatic moment one can deliver after 7 seasons of babbling about it.

[@huevonesunltd]

He's the Theon Slayer, that was his purpose since the beginning and he accomplished it.

[@lollipop9985]

hello ? season 6 anyone ? we know who he is, we know everything

[@arceus0811]

@@lollipop9985 exactly I feel like half the people here forgot that he was just the first whyte and was just a weapon the children used to fight the first men lol. It's not much deeper than that, he's just a weapon that wants to see the world plunged into an endless night

[@tchief3619]

Best quote I've come across so far; The mid boss is dead and now the real threat- a pregnant alcoholic and her frat boy pirate boyfriend. Don't remember the exact words but it summarizes exactly how feel about the remaining 3 episodes.

[@Erlisch1337]

yeah I feel like theres not much left to care for anymore now

[@josedejesus9285]

Agree! It's been really embarrassing and shameful that all they wanted to do was hurry up and get the series over with. Not even a quick death! Slow, torturous and painful!

[@CODA96]

@@josedejesus9285 It feels like finishing the main questline of a game, with the easiest boss ever, and now you do the last few side quests.

[@wowlover16]

She’s not fucking pregnant, Jesus. She’s playing her brothers and Euron with this. Friar Tuck is in her pocket, so his “confirmation” is shit.

[@Daniellos49PL]

Plot twist. The final boss is Denerys.

[@gaijinhakase1575]

Does anyone else feel like the Arya/NK bit was a rip off of Tolkien’s Eowyn/Witch-king? All she needed to say was “I am no man”

[@twinkletoes6852]

a bad rip off, eowyn's one made sense and felt epic but not this

[@brn98765]

Also, Eowyn killing the Witch King actually happened in the real story. And it was the fulfillment of a prophesy.

[@ToneSherpa]

"Silly girl. Don't you know no girl can kill me?!" "I am no man!" Arya shits her pants. Fade to black.

[@SnootchieBootchies27]

Not a rip off, a bullshit SJW sidebar.

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

Eowyn wasn't a raging political statement retrofitted to ancient times, she was deeply flawed as well. Plus she honoured family and loyalty. That's what made her such a great character.

[@Werrf1]

"How can we defend the castle of Winterfell against the enemy's infantry???" I say again. "How can we defend the _CASTLE_ of Winterfell". Clearly, the best way to defend a fortified residence is to position the bulk of your troops _outside_ the walls...

[@noneofyourbeeswax01]

There is absolutely no way that Winterfell is large enough to hold the armies of the North, the soldiers of the Vale, the Dothraki and the Unsullied. Most of the soldiers would in any case through necessity be billeted outside the walls. The people of Wintertown would also be seeking refuge within the castle walls and the Starks have a duty of care for them.

[@noneofyourbeeswax01]

Paragraphs are your friend. Use them.

[@londonspade5896]

@john boone Your paragraph was just as long as his lol

[@Furzkampfbomber]

@john boone Step one: Kill of your cavalry in a pointless suicide attack, because those lights going out in the dark is such a pretty sight and also such a deep allegory for... deep stuff.

[@noneofyourbusiness4294]

@@noneofyourbeeswax01 actually Winterfell is designed to do exactly that. The problem starts with the show displaying the castle at less than a quarter of it's actual size. Look at that thing in the show. It's fucking tiny. And somehow we are supposed to buy into that being the strongest and largest castle up in the north.

[@MrFudgepump]

If Tyrian wasn't locked in the crypt he would've pointed out how stupid the entire episode was

[@wojtek1582]

Nope because his intellect was downgraded by 75% since the books have ended ;).

[@jakew6076]

Bet littlefinger is happy he is dead now cuz he would have facepalmed at the plans that unfolded

[@cliftt]

Jake, lol.

[@cliftt]

Wojciech Agreed.

[@jessicagibson7892]

Nope, because apparently now we find out all of his smart moments were sheer luck.

[@jawni_]

god damnit George R R Martin! Why didn't you finish the books?

[@RenegadeVile]

To be honest, this is the same as what happens in anime, but at least in anime they generally have the common decency to wait for the author by dumping filler episodes and arcs out there. On the one hand I do understand why they can't wait around forever for him to write his books but hey, they knew what they were getting themselves into when they started with an unfinished series. Should have waited before you even started...

[@Jrtekk]

It didn't matter the entire dorne plot was made up by dumbasses on the the show but in the books there was a big enough chunk of it to make something out of it.

[@anunnakimenagerie]

Guess he finally made some money and got a girlfriend who is out of his league so he stopped giving a shit about writing

[@davereyez4721]

@@RenegadeVile GRRM's fault too. He promised everyone the 6th book would be completed in time for season 5 of the show.

[@mr.rayagi8255]

He really finish the books but they not publish so that therr will be spoilers sll over the internet

[@ReaverSTHLM]

Having Arya kill the Night King could have been fine. Just have Bran suddenly stand up out of his wheelchair, stab the mofo and then take his mask off and voilà, Arya. At least then her skillset would have been applied properly. Christ.

[@that_lebanese4747]

Voila*

[@MaynardCrow]

That's almost as stupid as what they want with.

[@leojamesquiambao1047]

That is pretty good that I'm surprised they didn't think of that

[@davidhaddad9022]

@@leojamesquiambao1047 You're surprised they didn't come up with something good?

[@CoolAdam247]

Arya would have to peel brans face off for that to work.