The "Machine Bow" is a reality!

[@Alpha.Phenix]

Note to self - Do not attempt to break into a self-employed german engineer's house.

[@sebiwiessner]

Jawohl

[@malexthegreat]

Lol

[@jacobelgan5196]

I thought he is a manager

[@kaptein1247]

jacob elgan, wasn't he a lawyer or something else law based?

[@jacobelgan5196]

@@kaptein1247 at this point, idk

[@anderwebb5350]

Burglar: hears a beep Jorg: LET ME SHOW ITS FEATURES Last thing the Burglar hears: HAHAHA

[@xxAntHillxx]

This made me lol literally ... you should make it into a meme

[@andrewplck]

Christ, that sounds terryfying.

[@R3ETR0]

Damn i think i found myself a new nightmare xD

[@kirkendauhl6990]

😂

[@tatonghudas]

its like facing a boss and hearing him laugh as your screen fades to black when you die lol

[@tomashorst9544]

Government: Makes crossbows illegal Joerg: Removes trigger Modern problems require modern solutions

[@dennispfeifer7788]

Correction: Crooked politicians make crossbows illegal.

[@Sukhoi_Su-25]

Government: Surprised pikachu face

[@assetvulture725]

Well... In Germany, even nunchakus are illegal, because... you can choke someone with'em, just like with a shoelace, a rope, a wire, underwear, a bra, pair of hands, guitar string, shirt sleeve and... You know the rest. German laws are the best!

[@oldbatwit5102]

Erm..... I don't think crossbows are illegal in Germany, sorry.

[@Rangerness]

Crossbows aren't illegal, they are regulated. But what makes you think that your government knows what you need better than you do anyway?

[@ismanumehrwuascht]

Imagine breaking into his House and you hear: "LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES, AHAHAHAHAHA"

[@ollie7070]

HAVENT HEARD THIS 500 TIMES HAHAHA HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

[@johnquinn1496]

@@ollie7070 HAHAHAH IKR

[@hello.mynameisconnor9225]

I'm pretty sure he'd crush my skull with his bare hands before he'd result to weapons

[@ismanumehrwuascht]

@@hello.mynameisconnor9225 true

[@Vigilantea92]

z0Mbie 😂😂😂😂

[@tomlauris]

Burglar runs away with 6 arrows in his back... "Come back, I will show you some more features!"

[@terrydodson8397]

very good idea I think pin sights would be better a bow that shoots almost 40lbs is good out to 40 yds.

[@stephensparks9350]

Okay. That one made me actually laugh out loud.

[@connersmart4637]

Stole this comment

[@Owl90]

lmao

[@Cavemanheartrock]

@The Big Game Theory Thank the stars and stripes I don't.

[@ryananthony7115]

If for some reason guns went extinct.... This guy would rule the world.

[@VacuousCat]

Nope, the Mongolians will, with their horn bows and horses.

[@kustisammul8453]

@@VacuousCat he'll rule Europe then

[@nelson08666]

guns wont gonna "extinct". but if you take out ammo industry guns gonna be pretty useless.

[@jjc5475]

Well.. guns are banned to such extend here that even robbers sometimes rob people with bb guns. So..

[@jacco4418]

@@kustisammul8453 may i introduce you to english longbowmen

[@Sharpshooter5859]

This man is just a Chaotic Neutral RPG weapons shopkeeper

[@supercalifragic1551]

Neutral? Chaotic Good as far as I can tell, even Neutral Good. Could even be Lawful Good depending on off-camera stuff, lawful doesn't mean you agree with laws, just that you respect them and have your own internal lawful perspective of order vs chaos. (For example, living under a country where the ruling class are Lawful Evil, or immorally neutral, you can respect the law as far as is good, without agreeing with them, or even outright rebel against those laws without betraying your lawful good nature.)

[@JoaoVitor-mf8iq]

- Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?

[@xadadax1]

“You better not use that to pull a prank”

[@alexraab8929]

@@supercalifragic1551 Thats actually quite wrong, Lawful Good people believe in the system, they are not simply just respect them, they believe in the rules. Critical thinking is not their best trait that Lawful Good people has. They are dogmatic and naive. Lawful Neutral people in the other way, see that there has to be a system, and they respect these rules, no matter if bad or good. They are also critical thinkers, and know that every system has its flaws. The lawful good people just simply obey. Typically policemen, soldiers or other officials.

[@supercalifragic1551]

@@alexraab8929 Wrong, and does a massive discredit to the entire alignment of lawful, which itself emphasizes why it is wrong.

[@AndyChamberlainMusic]

This man is the embodiment of "speak softly and carry a big stick"

[@lordspongebobofhousesquare1616]

I don't think his laugh constitutes as "speak softly" haha

[@dukesins]

More likely, "Speak softly and carry a big bow"

[@longleaf1217]

he is the embodiment of speak softly with a loud booming voice and also carry a big stick just for fun.

[@firstname4097]

yeah, he could put Theodore Roosevelt to shame in that sense

[@joejoeington6899]

speak as softly as he can even though he naturally has a deep voice

[@liamwinter4512]

The record while unmodified, is something around 13 arrows in the air before the first one hits the ground. This is your mission of you choose to accept it. Build a bow capable of shooting over 15 arrows into the air before the first one lands.

[@kustisammul8453]

Lars Andersen did 11 with a standard bow that was the record 7 years ago

[@vx-iidu]

Just shoot from the top of a high cliff so they'll take longer to hit the ground ;)

[@omikron6218]

@@vx-iidu Now that is a genius idea.

[@DaveWuzHere]

That's crazy, I can manage around 12 arrows in 5 seconds. With a recurve and only pulling back 3/4 off the way

[@mufcism]

@@DaveWuzHere bullshit

[@anugroho1174]

I think if you give $5000 and 5 weeks to this guy, he'll build you a rubber band-powered anti aircraft gun. Awesome collection of knives, by the way.

[@Stevedawhoop]

it's one or two

[@voldren]

and it's gonna be completely legal, because it won't have a trigger!

[@thuanlehuy4977]

Actually, he did, but for killing dragons

[@Didymus-vz6uy]

Australia: crossbows are regulated Joerg: *puts a box and spring on a bow* LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES

[@hvr1874]

Australia: bows are also now regulated *starts bow buyback program

[@ScooterFXRS]

@@hvr1874 What, too many bow "shootings"? Good grief I know Australia is known for their sheep but holy Moses.

[@DaveGeelong]

Australia isn’t known for sheep... New Zealand isn’t Australia ffs!

[@midnighttoker8663]

@@coryceymetalfabrication1386 in other words, illegal to own without a licence that is even harder to get for firearms in most states.

[@tigbak18salas61]

All i know is australians are racist and have no manners

[@moesanrath]

bloody hell he's worth watching just for that laugh his laugh just screams f*ck your laws i will survive

[@godswarrior2952]

Lmfao agreed!

[@saschar.8736]

"The Slingshot Channel", or "How to dance limbo under weapons laws"

[@cesarjorrin6363]

Haha

[@lucahulsmann5525]

True

[@whoisrusty5528]

im crying lol

[@justusstern9125]

For this quality i love this man !

[@HebaruSan]

Joerg could overpower the typical home invader bare handed (as long as he was wearing a safety shirt)

[@effen_aey_man]

No its when he's not wearing one when you have to fear him the most, since he doesn't have the protection of the safety shirt he would have to fight more cautiously

[@oneparticularlysmartape]

This is joerg we're talking about. No protection needed nor wanted or allowed.

[@Gabrong]

@@oneparticularlysmartape I think he would still benefit from the power boost of his shorts

[@cia9315]

Imagine if he wore the safety tie too....

[@HyborianAge]

@@Gabrong lol

[@vladvalo]

That laugh after the first shot was the laugh of a triumphant warrior that was gifted a weapon from the gods. You sir, are a legend

[@NK-wy8wp]

brad noneya 2nd shot

[@awclark3]

That or the laugh of 12 year old shooting a rifle for the first time.

[@ewangreenhorn1051]

Timestamps plz, youtube noobz🙄🙄😂😂

[@120mmsmoothbore2]

@@ewangreenhorn1051 "..after the first shot.." you moron.

[@Perktube1]

This is the guy that will one day improve Thor's Mjolnir.

[@scottsanders4589]

A slingshot that shoots hammers LOL

[@snakeyman5560]

Electric charge to hammer head is best you can do.

[@Genesis23OPB]

easy: longer handle, done.

[@droddball7432]

easy, longer handle for 2 handed swinging, hand grip on side for catching the end, charge up ability plus using said grip to steady a shot, boom, put thor to shame

[@craigriglin]

This definitely one of the best items you have ever come up With . I want one.

[@christosmavrommatis912]

I agree, if you manage to market it out at a good price will be a hit. Good size, good looks and ease of use!!! I would not try to use it as a defence weapon though. Nothing can beat a shoot gun in that aspect ( lethality, cost and easiness of owning). But this bow its a good fun with friends. I wonder if you could replace these arrows also with smaller ones, plastic, or wooden or lead made ( cylindrical, on a gravity magazine with lets say 10 shots). The problem with bows is the destruction of arrows... So a cheap solution for re usable bolts is needed if you want to practice regularly. At the end, maybe you can make more money from marketing the "consumables" (see the inkjet printers paradigm ...). All the best with your ventures!

[@Patriotpolly]

Craig Riglin Must have one of these.

[@martinindublin]

I want to buy this!!!

[@alparkopp]

By the the time you have a production, the fakkin chinese will sell a million of them !

[@Factsworld_001]

There should be a T shirt with caption *LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES* with and arrow pointing...

[@Flashahol]

...with matching underwear...

[@gerald1495]

@@Flashahol lmao

[@XtreeM_FaiL]

...and a van and a candy.

[@bluberious]

To do list in case of armagedon: 1 - Go to germany 2 - recruit Joerg

[@jarnonelis1518]

Joerh recruits you

[@simey5639]

I will start with 2

[@alexdurst5745]

Or just 1 step, live in America

[@KaRuNaRuGa]

Inb4 Joerg kills you for trespassing.

[@MrBauchnabbel]

The best engineering reason: "I tried it and it doesn't work"

[@CanadianPrepper]

And in tommorrows news... a ban on semi-auto compound bows. Amazing innovation that would be very useful for hunters.

[@omikron6218]

*Tactical, fully semi-automatic 40. cal assault bows that shoots 20 arrows per second.

[@thenumbah1birdman]

@@omikron6218 and fires a full-magazine clip in .5 miliseconds if you tap the string on fully automatic

[@omikron6218]

@@thenumbah1birdman there is also a switch for flaming bullets.

[@thenumbah1birdman]

@@omikron6218 i heard the military grade civilian version has a nuke launcher installed into the handle

[@omikron6218]

@@thenumbah1birdman You mean the military grade civilian kids version?

[@bigchooch4434]

Inb4 Germany bans high capacity military style assault bows

[@ghostshadow9046]

Australia already requires registration of bows and arrows and I believe several other countries are going the same way. wait a while and California will ban them.

[@savitbharadwaj4023]

Assault bow? Who needs bows? I have a fully semiautomatic rambone!

[@glowingone1774]

Fully automatic assault spear

[@ThePandoraGuy]

Thou shall not mistake my country for California.

[@otm646]

Ram BOW!

[@cjthaboss]

me: *wakes up in the middle of the night* Jeoerg: HA HA HA

[@redeyenero4081]

should i like its at 69

[@Wizard-es7ym]

Now at 179

[@sagesapience]

I fell asleep once binge watching this channel, nightmares ensued. Haha

[@KuK137]

@Swamp Rat And it will be the brainless idiot making this video, it's easy to play rambo for camera in broad daylight, much less so in imaginary scenario he envisions. I like how he has no idea fingerprint sensors don't work on sweaty hands, aka when something wakes him at night, and that's just first hole in his ""genius"" plan of inflating his ego...

[@DaddyMouse]

389!

[@ElectricPizza4t9]

11:25 - "...and I have no time to to fumble with [the handle], I can simply rip [this cabinet] open by pulling hard enough." 200 IQ build by Joerg, as with all that he makes.

[@malcolmsaxton2028]

Me : So what's it good for? Manufacturers: well it's super fun to shoot! Me: Good enough I'll take two

[@clinteastwood709]

i believe if you were used to operating the apperatus it could be extremely useful

[@bubaba8938]

Still is this powerful enough for a deer? maybe good for small game

[@notwhatiwasraised2b]

@@bubaba8938 more than, I would say

[@MeatandTatersGaming54]

If you put this into production I would love to buy one or two of these from you.

[@TravelingPotheads]

Or seven

[@CurryRiceN_Chips]

So would I

[@souleaverr]

I agree man need to put this into production I'd love this.

[@garytheexile2849]

Indeed

[@ChisWest]

MeatandTatersGaming .... i would love to have one of these if they ever become available ....

[@MrZylix-6]

World governments: “guns are now illegal world wide” JeorgSprave: *laughs in slingshot* WAIT WOT!? 1.9K LIKES?! NANI?!?!?!

[@rickynomics]

Criminals: laughs in black market

[@cooperdickey5785]

DemolisherMK1 me: laughs in *swords, knives and bows*

[@phillipzx3754]

@@rickynomics And they buy them from "law-abiding" gun owners.

[@koleyo9072]

@@phillipzx3754 You say that like it should be illegal to sell a gun

[@stylandokes346]

@@phillipzx3754 that makes no sense,sale of firearms in not illegal.

[@jumpercable20]

Remarkable, it's very clear that you have spent a lot of time working out all the bugs. Congratulations on a job well done. I wish you good luck on a mass production scale on a product that will clearly sell millions. Well done.

[@OneOneThree-wl7ml]

I think you should patent and sell this product! Genius!

[@kraenk12]

Definitely!

[@gerhardtcustomknives]

intellectual property is illegitimate and immoral

[@fartyperson]

@@gerhardtcustomknives ???

[@Pyriphlegeton]

@@gerhardtcustomknives Illegitimate in what way? Imagine you spend years and hundreds of thousands of euros on research for a product. Now you can Patent it and Balance out your Investment. Without the patent someone could just take all that Investment from you and produce the same thing.

[@gerhardtcustomknives]

@@Pyriphlegeton time and labor do not entitle you to an income.

[@bruhmomentum5064]

This man is going to replace Hawkeye in Avengers Startgame

[@jakefrost7404]

Joerg: "Shot 5, hit 10. *Let me show you it's features! **_HA! HA! HA! HA!"_*

[@doctorofallrats]

Joerg shoots thanos with a slingshot, who tries to block it with the infinity gauntlet. Problem is? The steel ball *goes right through it*

[@cooperdickey5785]

Ratman Jeff should have aimed for the I thought that but then i thought nah the arms good

[@Stellar001100]

Tony Stark: We have a man that will show you its features.

[@byteme1601]

@@cooperdickey5785 hishe

[@theswanp1199]

I love the hook on the spring mechanism that keeps you from shooting dry. It's a tiny detail but genius!

[@Feuerspray31]

If you get this beauty into production, I'll buy one. Maybe two.

[@thomas.thomas]

Yeah it is a great thing

[@mustacherolls909]

I'll buy 20

[@dsheshin]

TAKE MAH MUNEY

[@JJFliesAndMakes]

"Joerg, are you scared of anyone?" "No. But please don't shoot indoor, I don't want to make my wife angry" Same as in almost every regular family :)

[@jesper164a]

Behind every strong man, stands a very angry woman

[@reynaldomartinez5157]

You shouldn't mess with your heater. It might not work out when you want her too. I'm just saying. All we needs is LOVE. He's no dummy.......

[@indica77]

Jan it's not that we are scared but more like we don't want another nagging fest from her. Cheers.

[@JJFliesAndMakes]

@@indica77 Tell me about it, I'm happily married :D

[@Deus1Vult]

Women like desperate men.... if they don't find them, they make them

[@moistslippers9726]

This is the future of bows! this is great!

[@devinm.6149]

For me, the reload time outweighs the benefits. It is awesome though.

[@hunter.1]

Devin M. i disagree. shotguns have the same method of reloading. you have to place the bullets inside, and even so, shotguns are widely used and very reliable weapons. im anxious to see this bow on the market.

[@devinm.6149]

@@hunter.1 I don't really care for guns, I am not anti-gun however. I like how quickly *I* can fire a recurve and I'm not fond of compounds, but to each his own.

[@omartorres5688]

@@devinm.6149 How so if its like loading a shotgun

[@devinm.6149]

@@omartorres5688 loading a shotgun is slower than I like and I said for *me* !

[@savednorwegian]

Moral of this: *Dont break into Joergs home, youre royally screwed*

[@aarondavis5535]

Ya you would look like a pin cushion

[@GameFuMaster]

he will show you its features.

[@h2w25]

This should be a weapon in COD zombies with an exploding arrow upgrade in the pack-a-punch.

[@dunedainranger]

You should seriously sell these! I'd buy one!

[@JoeMicalizziMPC]

Let us know when the "Machine Bow" is available for sale. (I should add...pretty please with a cherry on top!)

[@guaridadelsapo]

this guy will survive the zombie apocalypse and the purge at the same time.

[@buzzdroid8325]

And the alien invasion

[@ikitclaw1913]

But wouldn't a zombie apocalipse make the purge easier and vice-versa? I mean outside of his proximities ppl would be fighting each other (zombies vs human) so reagrdless wich group of en reaches his house, theirs numbers would be thinner would it not? :P

[@hensonmarksadueste5248]

If only you lived during the medieval period you would've changed history haha amazing bow

[@oshanew9941]

I think his kingdom would have conquered all the neighbouring kingdoms.

[@ponytailalogginalong6605]

I hope I lived in the winning kingdom!

[@ju3tind94]

Imagine the Mongolians with this 0_0

[@jarchdm]

excellent engineering as usual. Keep it simple and uncomplicated it takes a lot more effort to do this than to make something complicated that has a lot less functionality , make things do double duty. well done !!

[@alansmithy85]

Anyone who would break into Joerge Sprave's house deserves their Darwin Award.

[@บางสิ่งบางอย่างที่ลึกซึ้ง]

imagine breaking into his house in the middle of the night. You sneak through his house searching for valuables, but suddenly you hear a dark voice, sounding like German laughter, so you turn around. It's dark and you can barely see the room. Then the voice says the last words you hear before you die: "LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES".

[@ombricshalazar3869]

@@บางสิ่งบางอย่างที่ลึกซึ้ง imagine its a post apocalyptic world, and ur inside a bunker. then you hear "LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES" from outside

[@บางสิ่งบางอย่างที่ลึกซึ้ง]

@@ombricshalazar3869 That's why I always go for the Joerg-Sprave-Skill-Tree in video games

[@soupermanweeaboo8710]

Alan McGowan underrated comment

[@madmaximum875]

@@soupermanweeaboo8710 How is it underrated with more than 150 likes so far?

[@Didymus-vz6uy]

Nobody: JoergSprave: bullpup repeating compound bow

[@dolsopolar]

hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious hilarious

[@jimmyjohnson8065]

All bow are technically "Bullpup"

[@Scott_Stone]

For me even watching how he shoots from this thing is satisfying. I really need more videos about this bow. Let me get you guys the timecodes for the actual shooting in this video: 0:07 | 1:37 | 2:05 | 4:42 | 5:14 | 5:49 | 6:59 | 8:19

[@nukmanhassan6114]

"I used to be a bow maker too until I took an arrow in the knee" I like his laugh... it's calming

[@AriCat777]

Skyrim hahaha!

[@bushiseshin]

Hes using the good cop bad cop

[@AmazingDisgrace911]

His laugh would be terrifying if he's aiming at you.

[@josecarlosbellini6181]

It sounds like it's a caricature of German origin

[@scottmcgraw3749]

Dude, I love your laugh. It is wickedly awesome.

[@M0ntarro]

He is wicked, imagine burglars her him laughing they would be out of the door before he even touches any weapon

[@grantkeller8024]

You are carrying on the fine tradition of German ingenuity and craftsmanship... Good on you brother... Thanks for sharing.

[@Projolo]

The fine tradition of finding loop holes in weapons ban crearly a German thing.

[@mtealey34]

I hope u have a patent on that pending! That's an amazing idea for mass production. Seriously

[@Hakabas01]

Hawkeye wants to know your location

[@majoranix2753]

@dolofonos *greek unexplained disagreement*

[@nickolaslynch6695]

I live on earth

[@saschakasperski5581]

Man merkt seit längerem, dass dir YT wieder viel mehr Spaß macht und dadurch die Videos wirklich gut sind 👍👍👍

[@yoshilorak5897]

Jorg: "Crossbows are regulated and kept under lock and key." Me(an American): *cry in bald eagle*

[@Lickicker]

Ya, i was listening to him talk about their laws and to me it sounded very strict, also seeing other comments talking about it, like you can only meet a force with equal or lesser force, where as we use whatever force necessary as long as its necessary. like i could take my 12 gauge and shoot a home intruder even if all they had was a knife but if their on the ground and still alive and i finish them off, thats exceeding the point of it being necessary because my life at that point isnt in danger

[@yoshilorak5897]

...I would never want to live in a country like that. I love my babies way too much to give em up.

[@Lickicker]

@@yoshilorak5897 ya, if someone threatened me and my family, there woupd be hell to pay

[@Juuk-D]

@@Lickicker Only in america... That's you biggest problem you have it's been normalized so much that it's become culture, rest of the world watches in shock as they banned guns in the stone age

[@JpOcDenver]

Juuk Freedom. You don’t get it because you don’t have it. Sheep see the sheep herder as their savior, when in reality he is their slave master.

[@lukeevans1945]

Glad to see you fixed the slight issue of impaling your hand

[@MouseGoat]

Its no big deal he has 2 of them :)

[@farnball1]

Joerg is the live version of the engineer from Team Fortress :D

[@keaton1283]

Nope.avi

[@Paradox_Edge]

Looks like the lucksman just got an upgrade.

[@bertie9653]

farnball1 but better😂

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

He’s the Heavy, Medic, and Engie combined.

[@bloodybunny5745]

Received notification today that this video was uploaded Finally KZbin is working

[@MikkellTheImmortal]

That's actually really brilliant and remarkably accurate without using an anchor point.

[@godswarrior2952]

"I just have a few knifes " lol you're so awesome guy, I don't even care what you made you're just one of those awesome people i was glad i got to see in action!

[@DaedalusR]

In california that would be banned under automatic assault bow

[@mattpratt7641]

Fully semi-automatic

[@stupidrainbo]

Does it have a bump-stock?

[@garethjones4433]

Isn't it semi auto?

[@urtootall]

i would think it's a bolt action.

[@lilmonstercc1]

Mostly because the red dot sight makes the arrows heat seeking and because the arrows fragment and actively goes through dogs and children

[@piotrrekas23]

Amazing, put this thing into production, please!

[@kylebradley2988]

Instant Legolas will have millions in sales. Make it adaptable to any compound bow.

[@animistchannel2983]

That is the greatest invention in archery since the compound bow. Seriously. For someone who prefers to shoot non-compound (which this could also do), it's the greatest advance since laminated limbs. Also, in aluminum material that is slippery and with only a millimeter thick walls that slide in easily, you could make a box-in-a-box clip/magazine system by putting a hinge & swivel lock for the outer pusher arm/spring panel, with a slot also in the clip to let the pusher reach through to the arrow shafts. You could have the arrow-feed guard on the string side of the clip be a thin panel that slid out backwards through a slot as well to allow final loading access. Imagine, you run one clip out. You unhook the pusher-arm panel at the back, swing it open, slide out a slotted clip box, slide in a new clip box, remove the slot guard on new clip, lock the pusher-arm panel closed again, and slide out the feed guard. Six more shots, repeat procedure. An archer could carry several extra clip boxes on hips and backpack, with no chance of snagging, damaging, or losing arrows until they were actually used. As you retrieve arrows, you could reload an emptied clip while still having one in the bow and at least another full one in reserve, so you could be moving, shooting, and recovering continuously.

[@robertcribb3149]

Best invention yet. You sir are a great engineer and inventer.

[@joshuagayouauthor8401]

"So what is this actually good for?" Literally no one is asking that. We're all just drooling over how great this is. You manimal, you.

[@georgeburns1058]

Joshua Gayou, Author /more shots in less time are you silly?

[@modzfordayz7657]

Hunting

[@joshuagayouauthor8401]

I feel as though the point of my comment was missed. I did not mean to imply that this is good for nothing. The point was that it isn't even necessary to ask the question. It it amazing and wonderful and I want three of them.

[@Maximum_Bacon]

@Robert Leinen Ga! Haaa haaa ha ha... ahem. Oh, you were serious?

[@rural3609]

It's basically a modded bow

[@Setolyx]

This man is a genius. when we can transfer ideas through computers, i want this guy's weapon designs downloaded into my brain.

[@johnpruittpruitt4677]

Yea BROTHER

[@johnmodereybausapanes4531]

Your not alone mate

[@ggpz8975]

This mechanism exited on crossbow for the first time several hundred years ago

[@CastielVII]

@@ggpz8975 true, but crossbow needs to be aimed at your feet to be cocked again. this on the other hand, you can still aim at the target while cocking the arrow.

[@eamoncostanza5573]

Can he shoot an arrow on his belly, for sciecne experiment regarding fat density

[@LetsplayIndieGamesChannel]

soo ein chilliger typ ! und wo du wohnst ist absolut wunderschoen ! liebe grüße aus Spanien

[@fullmetaltranshumanist8511]

Hessen represent. 😅

[@MeowMeowRanger]

Amazing design! I would like to buy if you mass produce it!

[@caswallonandflur692]

I want the blueprints !! 😁

[@savitbharadwaj4023]

All Joerg's designs are in the public domain. You don't need to buy them.

[@Drenov]

I could build one, but I would much rather buy a slick production version. If there is a mailing list please put me on it, cheers

[@lahuk1194]

Savit Bharadwaj They are? Do you know where?

[@ioewells9563]

@@savitbharadwaj4023 Where do I find Joerg's designs/plans

[@isuki_777]

That small house has been used as a target for 3 years now. Press F to pay respect.

[@heoj1N]

F

[@naverilllang]

Eph

[@roku3d265]

F

[@rainofficial1924]

F

[@mohsenhomaid]

“Home defense”???? Bruh id be less intimidated by a grenade launching ak47 machete pistol

The coolest thing about this is that it's somewhat quiet. You could hit a home invader and his partners wouldn't know what the hell happened or where it came from because there's no muzzle flash and no roundfire sound.

[@FrizFroz]

12:27 "Plus I have another one or two knives close to my bed." _(pans over 100 knives on the shelf)_ *HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH*

[@PaulojnPereira]

Hey Jorg which one do you use to spread the butter on your toasts?

[@HMan2828]

So, no earthquakes in Germany huh? lol

[@MysticMagican]

@@HMan2828 there are regulated in the first by German gov., but than the EU flags them as illegal, so there are forbidden now. And this was how we got rid of earthquakes...

[@okan931]

The hooked springlever is another ingenious idea Joerg! Dry firing is extremely dangerous for the bow.

[@JohnPeter1940]

" Your mind is your gratest weapon "

[@Hoshimaru57]

Build Destroy this just in: minds declared illegal

[@CherryFlavoredAntacids]

Hoshimaru57 the joke is that he spelled greatest wrong making his statement an oxymoron

[@69ElChistoso]

Crossbows are regulated in many countries. Many countries are stupid. I learned something new.

[@grenzviel4480]

well naturally it should be, considering it can kill a person as easy as a gun, and at a reasonably long distance too

[@jgw9990]

@@grenzviel4480 many things can kill people.

[@grenzviel4480]

@@jgw9990 obviously, but if you missed it, I said "as easy as a gun". In other words, as easy as pulling a trigger, even a child do it. Combined with "reasonably long distance" which means nail guns don't count.

[@jumpercable20]

Yes, you are right the stupid countries will find a way to regulate your hands and feet when they become deadly weapons. It won't be long and the stupid countries will amputating the arms and legs of people that refuse to be victims.

[@botcheek482]

@@grenzviel4480 cars can easily kill people too if you dont know how to drive

[@romans4143]

"Why not use a clip or a magazine?" Guys... you should just advice him to make a belt-fed repeating bow with a total capacity of 100+ arrows in the first place, why won't you? ... That was, of course, a sarcasm. Srsly, sometimes i start to question if there is any trace of common sense in the heads of such commenters.

[@kanmeridoc1784]

I know you said it was sarcasm, but I kinda wanna see the Rambo belt fed machine bow mk1 now. Might could hook a small crank to a rack and pinion system set up move the belt up with each time the string is pulled back.

[@duggydugg3937]

led me see vaht I can kom up vid.. hahahaha

[@leximatic]

Please, be careful with those statements, Jörg could probably take this serious, we better hope, he keeps overlooking this comment or we will someday watch a video, where he is turning his shed into a hedgehog with his new invention within a minute.

[@kanmeridoc1784]

@@leximatic Glorious spike shed, brought to you via the RamboFire Mk2 Crossbow.

[@aydin5978]

roman, your profile picture made me slap my computer screen, ngl.

[@lancethrustworthy]

I'm quite impressed with this design. I'd like a simplified version; one that uses a short standard bow. Best to you!

[@oricvinton77]

Hi Jeorg, Aussie here. Would totally by one if this goes into production. Would be really fun to show off to some of my archery friends.

[@jacobmason6881]

Oric Vinton that’s never gonna happen buddy

[@oricvinton77]

@@jacobmason6881 Can you elaborate why?

[@denvervandrey2883]

@@oricvinton77 one of his older designs, and possibly this one, is in the public domain. There should be a link for it's blueprints in one of his older videos

[@jonnyvegasxd4058]

You make me happy... Clever idea on the hook to stop the string and avoid dry fire

[@hugostiglitz6914]

I've got you're laugh as my ringtone!😁

[@Temp0raryName]

Lol. It is worthy of that.

[@garretrumbo6752]

That’s straight weird ash 🚫🧢

[@Xrider6]

I've got your snore as my ringtone. Don't ask me how I got it...

[@hammerremmah1333]

How did you get his laugh as your ringtone?

[@davidgrover5996]

Hugo Stiglitz, You genius! That is an idea worthy of imitation.

[@rmac8706]

This is genuinely one of my favorite devices you’ve built! This is so awesome!

[@LEAHKIM94]

Machine bow Damage: 2000 DMG Passive-lifesteal: 30% Attack speed: 20 %

[@robertmilak5425]

@Dustin Reid life

[@Ninjaaa911]

Passive lifesteal wot OP

[@meloniejen8400]

Man: Perfect Accent: seductive Charisma: 500

[@saosaqii5807]

mikmik ✓ what’s my HP?

[@bossboy191919]

PLS NERF

[@MtnTow]

Burglar #1: I thought you said this guy is a weapons developer? Im dying over rubber bands and walmart bows! Burglar #2: I just came for the laugh. Joerg: HA HA HA

[@crypticabyss1013]

I mean if I wasnt afraid of what he would do to me I would break into his house just to hear his laugh

[@dreasweN]

Imagine if a burglar ran into this guy's house... Joerg would just choose one of his weapons and say "Hello, burglar. Let me show you its' features haha!" **Gunshots**

[@RubicGamers]

Not gunshots, bolt swishes

[@JR_Motorsports]

*elastic band slaps

[@connersmart4637]

U stole this comment

[@dreasweN]

@@connersmart4637 ur mother is gay

[@batt3ryac1d]

Except he wouldn't he would just scare them off because murdering someone is bad.

[@wildcraftone]

Carbon fiber may also be a viable option for the mag.

[@dfwai7589]

I was (although it would be very expensive) stamped steel and you insert the clip from the rear of the magazine

[@DEATHRIDE2316]

Damn Jorge. You are one of the most interesting people I interact with. Keep up the good work from San Antonio Texas USA.

[@joelouis3068]

Fellow san antonian here. Would you happen to know what was that weapon on his night stand that he made us think he was gonna fire inside the house?

[@davidkrahn8671]

I'm so glad you made a video where you show us some of your private collection I think we would all love to see the room you keep all of the weapons you have made thus far! Please show us!

[@Nichomachean5]

Dude... this is genius!! You thought of everything. Why isn't there a link to buy one? I mean the world is burning on it's axis. I need apocalypse gear!

[@stormflis7199]

Watch the video and your questions will be answered... Jesus Christ.

@@stormflis7199 I hate to tell you this but you're not talking to Jesus Christ....

[@robertlombardo8437]

Psst. Never say the word 'Axis' around a heavily armed German! I kid, of course.

[@makigames6530]

@@robertlombardo8437 Blitzkrieg?

[@alfbittner6489]

Joerg I've always enjoyed your channel, because of your zany ideas for weapons. I think you have stepped up with this repeating compound bow. Once you patient this idea and start production, it will revolutionize bow quivers and bow hunting systems. Just a few knives, ha.

[@vrchhu4066]

Bayonets*

[@kutkitket3570]

When shooting with normal bow, you should "lock" your right hand by touching chin/cheek when bow is drawn to get anchor point. This gives you stability and accuracy. Your bow has too short draw length to you. Some shorter guy could use it better. If magazine could be adjustable length, you could modify draw length for different shooters. Maybe grooves with locking screws that allow you to move magazine back and forth is enough for few inch draw length modification. Of course you also need adjustable cams in your bow. This could be important feature if you plan commercial production. Thank you for excellent videos an ideas.

[@Appletank8]

He said that the problem with making the draw further back is that said stock gets in the way of reaching the strings in the first place.

[@tomholton235]

I think you have a point but I don’t think this is the case for this style of bow because the magazine already provides the anchor point making it more like shooting a sideways crossbow or firearm than a regular bow. Combined with the red dot sight this should be enough for short range firing and home defence. If he had designed this for long range, accurate shooting I think you would be right and he would need a larger bow with a greater draw length.

[@garymccray7822]

This thing is designed to put the hurt on someone quick and dirty. Me likey lots n lots.

[@CTCAC2000]

I love watching your channel, Joerg! Your hearty laugh always cheers me up!

[@robertbooth7832]

So long since ive seen this channel!! So glad to be back.

[@hugostiglitz6914]

I see you're in the Guinness book of Records for having the barn with the most holes per Square Metre in the world!😁

[@NesconProductions]

Perfect time to release this video Joerg! May the 4th be with you.. PS - Could easily see Chewie/Peter Mayhew (RIP) fielding your latest invention.

[@andrewchristiansen8311]

JoergSprave HUGE fan from Detroit USA! (formerly my family is from north germany!) Why not try a revolver style bow rather than a magazine? Simply design the revolver so the cylinder is half open. So the arrows pinch in place, are halfway exposed to get the string around when they go into the firing position. Then when you draw the bowstring the revolver cylinder moves one position to the next arrow, hook the arrow, shoot. If you could combine it with the full auto bows method of auto draw back, it could also power the motion of loading the next arrow via revolver. Then you could do a giant drum rather than a revolver cylinder. I think this is a good couple of videos for you to make!

[@earthman4222]

...and if you are in a hurry, just rip the door off the hinges...lmao.

[@kevinjamien3453]

Lol he even has a back-up plan to his back-up plan 😂

[@thejbo777]

Kevin Jamien That’s german engineering for ya

[@nopedynopenope107]

Rickert was unnacessible, so Guts found this guy and asked him to build the crossbow instead.

[@TOMBSTONESTAN]

If it goes into production, I'll be the first to buy it . Excellent tool 👍

[@alecj3454]

You are a genius, Joerg. Proof of the enlightened spirit. God Bless you sir.

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

@JoergSprave >>> _"...this means that in a lot of countries in the world...this is legal, whereas crossbows are regulated."_ *A LOT OF COUNTRIES: **_HOLD OUR BEERS...._* {Unfortunately.}

[@Alpha.Phenix]

Now watch polictics ban bows under the category of ''assault weapons''. Not saying I don't like you Joerg, love ya, but we all now how dumb some people can be.

[@ChanghisKhansBasement]

Watch out! He's got a fully automatic assault bow and arrow that fires 30 arrows every 0.5 seconds!

[@LaplacianFourier]

Dumbass. I bet you're an American judging from your weak mind and grasp of reality. Where in the hell are the politicians doing anything about guns?

[@damocles7862]

@@LaplacianFourier you are a bit mean Vladimir

[@Zenarisu]

oh no an @FBI XD

[@Alpha.Phenix]

@@LaplacianFourier Me, an American? You are about an entire ocean and some kms off the mark.

[@APEX-qv7rm]

NWO says: Guns are banned Jeorg says: Hold my Shneetchel

[@tbear68-]

😂😂😂🇺🇸✌

[@connorfoley8114]

NWO? Asking for a friend

[@Nabo00o]

oh noes the NWO, someone get help!

[@P1aceHo1derName]

Connor Foley, New World Order, definitely

[@phycogsmithomniscience309]

😆😆😆

[@mot9291able]

This man absolutely Ready for walking dead season 9 🤣🤦‍♂️