Very Really Good

[@ari_anon]

PRETENDING YOU ARENT KURTIS AND THEN ADMITTING IT AFTER IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

am i kurtis??? no im not 🤣🤣 yeah i am 😞😞

[@pretty948]

@s no wayyyy 😭

[@heyhey8684]

RIGHT OMFG

[@bee-hq6hw]

random but love the pfp bestie >:))

[@virtuousthing9070]

you even laugh like him!!

[@hrm087]

As an American I can confirm that the American dream is to be Canadian.

[@kamisheanin3025]

I have to say that the American dream has gotta be being a big boat in a small canal

[@rexrawr_1613]

As an American, I can in fact say...that is true.

[@Udontkno7]

the american dream is sending white people back

[@imemotionallystable7109]

well i am canadian lmao so

[@heyhey8684]

same

[@probablypossessed2075]

1:04 POV: you’re discussing spiderman’s secret identity with kurtis conner and he cleans your glasses for you

[@hollberryy]

this was an amazing experience, thank you

[@madisonpinkey5814]

And then to get called "this thing"...amazing 👏

[@whatsittoyou6962]

@@madisonpinkey5814 kurtis put his filthy mitts on me 😳

[@Squishyfl0wer]

Thank u so much for this I’m dying🥲

[@adalynl1161]

@@madisonpinkey5814 PLS I JUST LAUGHED IN CLASS

[@raincovey]

Listening to this podcast feels like you’re on a long bus ride and you got placed next to some random guy who starts telling you his whole life story and won’t take the hint that you aren’t trying to be listening but the difference is I listen to it willingly

[@Squishyfl0wer]

This couldn’t be anymore accurate, thank you

[@alimarie24]

I read this right after kurtis paused and went "... Okay I'll play it some more" and the thought of that happening in this bus scenario is fucking hilarious

[@aubrienne9820]

PLS THATS PERFECT

[@smriti7149]

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE I'M LOSING MY MIND LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[@sasuke8667]

it feels more like I'm on a call with my friend and I'm not feeling up to talking so he's keeping things going lol

[@Kquon_]

Kurtis is really rockin the stache and mullet combo. He looks like a swaggy dad

[@littlemanwithhat1966]

He's the only person who can pull it off

[@sophieschulze6598]

Check the insta, the Stache is no more 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

[@Kquon_]

@@sophieschulze6598 nOo 😭

[@clowntown1017]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧😩😢

[@frostyskeletons8950]

@@sophieschulze6598 thank GOD. It’s his hair, so really my opinion doesn’t matter but I’m hoping the mullet is next on the chopping block lol

[@siun1403]

It feels like we have been on episode 137 for like 7 weeks

[@littlegemcaesar]

ok facts

[@steviee._.]

Okay but why ????? I just realised that wtf

[@joselyn8604]

and i feel like we’ve been in this last week of march for 3 months

[@siun1403]

@@joselyn8604 truuuuu

[@ancymon4974]

Fuck yes

[@oliviab26]

I have finally figured out what this podcast feels like: it feels like when the funny kid stalls the class for like half an hour and the teacher lets him keep going and then you don’t learn anything but maybe the real knowledge was the friends we made along the way

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

It still cracks me up how long it takes you to find the right soundboard buttons every time

[@kspoil3017]

Someone PLEASE draw/animate kurtis in a wedding gown stepping out of a white stretch limo to unlodge the boat

[@crypticpaige]

i'm not the best at art but i literally had the idea of drawing a comic strip of that event

[@ellan1664]

I was envisioning a very poorly done yet comedic photoshop of all the different aspects put into the image of the Ever Given, but then remembered I don’t even know how to use photoshop

[@toiboiskullguy9331]

Remind me of the time in the video he talks about this and I am on iiit

[@Maggie_mccann]

Don't forget his water wings

[@halaldoritos]

I just started watching this episode what the fuck are you going on about

[@dpet18]

Kurtis I haven’t sh*t for a whole week even after taking whole ass laxatives and in the midst of your talk about the Suez Canal boat I ran to the bathroom and had beautiful relief so you definitely saved something that was backed up

[@beccapugmire3526]

PLEASE

[@Squishyfl0wer]

DYING

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

I FUCKIN CANNOT

[@NoDefaultsPlease]

💀💀

[@kisskamm6631]

how lovely, will definitely try this out. 😍🙏🍷

[@calipsaa2285]

the idea of a guy with a jackhammer in your house while recording a podcast is so funny oh my god

[@annierombach8649]

Kurtis trying not to give his identity away and then giving up because the guy recognized his laugh is hilarious to me 😂 I'm glad the guy was nice though! A citizen of Kurtistown.

[@annierombach8649]

Also I'm ready to see Kurtis's new Miss Congeniality film where he saves the day in his beautiful gown

[@valentinatereshkova2062]

My italian grandmother would die for the "canadian dream"... I bought a bottle of maple syrup last week and she drank the whole bottle in one day, just pure maple syrup, no pancakes. Maybe my ancestors actually emigrated to Canada for the canadian dream... Maple syrup

[@codyannrose3241]

Damn, that’s crazy. Imagine how sweet that would be tho

[@Ariana-yl3ww]

does your grandmother have any of her own teeth left? lmao

[@charusawantyt]

Yo is she on my strange addiction?

[@valentinatereshkova2062]

@@charusawantyt No, she is not (yet) 😅

[@charusawantyt]

@@valentinatereshkova2062 sorry if it came out as mean, I was just joking.

[@DuhLikeTotally]

"Just go straight. Just go straight. If I was the captain I would simply not get stuck" I was laughing so much I had to pause putting on makeup

[@DuhLikeTotally]

"I'm in a full wedding gown" 😭😭😭😭

[@SandTheMan761]

Simply avoid the iceberg

[@holymessengerofbibble3363]

Maybe the real American dream is the friends we made along the way.

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

I cackled

[@idkjade]

I literally said this too lmao

[@sarahdog7463]

i feel like kurtis brings his soundboard everywhere just incase

[@Hehrjrkgfjshscsv37]

NONONO NOT THE CELERY AND ROSÉ GIRL

[@Kim-bq9hh]

THATS HERRRR??????

[@alexavlogs4965]

@@Kim-bq9hh YES AHHAHA

[@htm5814]

I thought she looked familiar just from the thumbnail lol, wonder where that guy is these days cuz no way they’re still together

[@laurenmueller2207]

@@htm5814 I’m preeeeetty sure they broke up

[@Asbestoslover666]

@@htm5814 he started an mlm where you sell water but like ~good energetic healing water~. its called "the breakaway movement" and they sell tap water filters lol i shit you not. and clair was part of it for a while until they broke up (im big into the anti-mlm side of youtube)

[@dorinhaaaaa]

I cant believe she freestyled over a royalty free backgroung youtube music lol that really got me

[@Netra06]

“You even laugh like him too” such an interesting thing to recognize lol

[@kaylanh]

lmao

[@lunaloo6971]

the boat pushing scenario reminds me of the office when Dwight is talking about his perfect crime

[@Lesiosaurus]

Damn, Imagine being Kurtis’s landscaper.

[@anushrisanjeev6636]

Idk how to explain this, but Kurtis's hair reminds me of caramel

[@handingloveif]

Pls try...please

[@ellestewart3192]

lmao bro what

[@joselyn8604]

yes

[@texastorture]

After thinking about this comment for the whole video, i see it

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

No it definitely does. If you’ve ever made caramel before, when it’s burning it looks like that color

[@InfinitelyAnon]

Is it just me or is Kurtis becoming like a fine young man, presentable due to his legitimate integrity

[@jaydenp3]

Breaking: Man who found out how boats float 2 weeks ago ponders how ship is stuck in a canal

[@ssorayaya]

"under capitalism, the american dream, the bourgeousie forces you to shave your moustache when you don't want to" -karl marx

[@ellan1664]

I read the communist manifesto, can confirm he says this

[@beandabee8937]

true true true

[@hotdog5178]

Kurtis looks like when you go through your dad's 1975 yearbook and are weirded out to see what he looked like his senior year.

[@tessaharnden4888]

happy trans visibility day everyone :)

[@earlysunzetz]

:) 💙💗💌💗💙

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@torimonet8402]

🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈

[@Darksyyyy]

@@othmanaljid9076 Grow up, please

[@therook3008]

Why is there a trans visibility day? I can see them any other day, too

[@julischnabel4598]

Is it just me or was anyone else terrified when he cleaned the lens 😂😂

[@manamikyukets8071]

He broke the 4th wall 😭

[@thatpianoboi4082]

Kurty Conny be wOnkY

[@itsaname9100]

Makin it StInKy

[@cheebuu3360]

getting a little wAckY

[@thatpianoboi4082]

Tis Slightly tAcKy

[@froodlenoodle]

he finna fix that boat by giving it a SmAcKy

[@MNelson1800]

Kurtis: “The American Dream is kinda...” Me: “Dead?” Kurtis: “Cringe.” Me: “That too.”

[@Liazyy]

no need to justify taking a break! everyone needs breaks :)

[@Sitcomabed]

I missed this podcast but Im really proud of your last video kurtis! You deserved a break, dont worry about stressing yourself out. Breaks are great!! Glad to see you back :)

[@anacol8833]

Dude that girl's singing is EXACTLY like Caitlin Reilly's tiktok parody "Health and wellness influencer dabbles in music". It's uncanny.

[@lavender2533]

That’s exactly what I was thinking!!!

[@CathrynDianne]

Caitlin reposted that tiktok on IG and TAGGED HER 💀 💀

[@keilahvisscher1529]

That’s because she was parodying *her*. She literally tagged her in the post to say “hey this is what you sound like to normal people.” StArS StArS aNd StArS, anD lIgHt AnD StArS

[@Sitcomabed]

Cosmic energy? Are we gonna get high off this video?? 😳

[@amukthapotato1102]

Now THATS the murican dream

[@mmurdock451]

i hope so 😳 (btw love the Sk8 infinity pfp)

[@teethfaerie9522]

“if i were the captain of the evergiven i would simply not get stuck” kurtis, that’s pretty bold for a guy who had to have boats explained to him two episodes ago

[@kaylanh]

plss

[@cloves2125]

i got a prageru ad on this 🤢🤢 it was abt how “too many girls id as trans” so i can tell why it was targeted to me 🥴

[@llamafriday6]

I got the same ad too lmao

[@WendWillow]

@@llamafriday6 I got that ad like two times today, what is with them?!

[@MKr-pf5ql]

@@WendWillow today is trans viability day, its likely a targeted thing. they're likely going in heavy, today especially.

[@cloves2125]

@@MKr-pf5ql yeah i just realized and came back to point it out. so gross.

[@WendWillow]

@@MKr-pf5ql Gross, I hate PragerU

[@handingloveif]

Speedrun video was my introduction to your channel. Yeh, I've been sleeping, always am it seems. Here for it now and I've binged a whole bunch.. Congrats Golf king of the world

[@selmawaara1271]

U lucky basted, I wish I could go back a year ago in time when I first discovered his channel and binged all his videos in a week 😔✨🤙

[@gojomaroll]

Tell Jacob we missed him ❤

[@marionhunter5922]

hey kurt boy my cat likes to listen to these pods w me :)

[@d7b50]

The American dream section hit different 😂

[@whatwhat7798]

My favourite part about people talking about the boat getting stuck is watching everyone go “wait do you drive a boat? ... no, wait, you sail a boat. Actually, I don’t know”

[@bonessai]

"stir" a boat I think... not sure tho, English is not my first language

[@samihauke4895]

kurtis wym you haven’t played in 6 months you broke a world record playing golf?!

[@theronis]

i zone out for a second and suddenly he's wearing a wedding dress

[@madelynbrock6623]

unbeknownst to him at the time, kurtis would go on to shave his mustache only a mere days later

[@cyonlinee4278]

a podcast episode has been uploaded, my life is now complete.

[@strawberrymilk2007]

No ! There are still so much episodes to watch, stay with me !!

[@cyonlinee4278]

@@strawberrymilk2007 ok fine, I'll stay and watch a few more 🙈

[@samihauke4895]

when he said “joe boxer” i thought he was about to say “joe biden”😭

[@nuclear_barbie]

That cosmic energy freestyle had better lyrics than all the tik tokkers songs, so I will give her that

[@coronajardin2352]

"what's up guys! today we're doing DIY shanks" sent me

[@coronajardin2352]

also ilysm but the way you pronounced "Suez" 😩😩😩

[@MJ-uz9zn]

Damn that was such a good podcast

[@chillchicken3281]

could you say it was *very really good*

[@MJ-uz9zn]

@@chillchicken3281 damn that’s true it was very really good indeed

[@Sitcomabed]

Im happy to see that mustache after that last post kurtis made😭🙏

[@theclassyhobo4603]

I say this with all of the respect in the world i love our Mayor ❤ But my dad walked past me watching this rn and asked me why i am watching a pornstar from the 60's ....... 😐

[@astronb6350]

LMAO

[@aswiftshift5229]

Kurtis Cocker

[@frostyskeletons8950]

Honestly that’s a valid question

[@jasperc7024]

the fact that your dad knows what that looks like.... wasn’t porn in the 60’s on like DVDs PLEASE

[@theclassyhobo4603]

@@jasperc7024 firstly ewww i don't need any added images of that in my head because i don't want to think about that. Secondly.. i think everyone knows what a stereotypical porno stash looks like.. it's just a trope. or my household is just special when it comes to comedy.

[@hannanags]

“I’m Canadian, and that’s the American dream” literally right on target, Kurt!

[@anniecahill3909]

Thanks for uploading and may heebie jeebie Jesus be with you

[@elguapo2580]

Thank Bryan Kyle

[@ellan1664]

“The man who stole our toilet” was such a random addition into the story and idk why, but I literally had to pause the video for a solid 2 minutes because I couldn’t stop wheezing it was so funny

[@dreamingoutintheblue]

every time you guess the ep number at the beginning i keep thinking abt that parody video from a couple eps ago, and i have to pause bc im laughing too much. EVERY time without fail: "idk, which episode is it? one thirtyyyyy... somethin"

[@beaniebb]

holy shit the white limo bumping fireflies and then adding in the water wings i’m fucking crying dude that visual is S tier

[@shii9714]

5:47 oh shittt~ nickisnotgreen really brought the cricket sounds with him✨🥲

[@MR-nt1bd]

Kurtis adding “yuh” and other ad libs to the you girl singing has me absolutely losing it

[@inea1329]

Let's peer pressure him into playing the walking dead game Here are some reasons why 1. for mee 👉👈 2. more action than lis2 but still has a storyline That's its Thank you Someone HYPE ME UUPPP

[@ancymon4974]

Kurtis jokes are so comforting, those kinda dads jokes i love them oh god to have a proper father figure that would bomb 😩✌️

[@Towonto]

I would love to hear you talk about Montero by Lil Nas x in your next podcast, no matter how long it's been since it came out because the memes are *chef's kiss*.

[@day6makeslifebetter]

When my head is a mess and life feels so hectic and stressful, it feels so good to just sit down and listen to this podcast, idk why but it's so comforting and relaxing, thank you kurtis

[@hali.-.]

why did you wiping the camera in the beginning feel so intimate

[@cincincinnamon6437]

quarantine is getting to you huh?

[@hali.-.]

@@cincincinnamon6437 lmao yes

[@BeTheAeroplane]

"Speaking of landscaping" is a segue I never thought I'd hear.

[@crypticpaige]

seque????? i thought it was segway????

[@BeTheAeroplane]

@@crypticpaige It's pronounced as "segway", but spelling it like that is the name of the 2 wheeled vehicle.

[@crypticpaige]

@@BeTheAeroplane yea i always thought they were spelt the same way with 2 definitions... alright i guess i am stupid

[@BeTheAeroplane]

@@crypticpaige You're not stupid. You just didn't know. Everybody has things they don't know. I'm sure you know many things that I don't :)

[@dEAthlikEstAtic]

free basing those moon charged crystals and dropping transcendental bars bro

[@kroach316]

POV: Your F Scott Fitzgerald while writing the Great Gatsby: 4:15

[@TheSpotlightPodcast]

I just laughed too hard at “podcast pusher”

[@alejandrax1226]

I always come back to this one and I vigorously pee my pants Everytime bc it is the funniest thing ever in the entire world

[@sillygirl_444]

kurtis you remind me of my uncle and it’s so comforting idk how to explain it

[@cousinscollabxo1285]

i know im a bit late to this podcast but i just wanna reassure u kurtis that u wont bomb when u get back in to doing standup, bc although u may feel unadjusted due to not doing it for ages u have to remember that the audience are in the same position too! no one has been able to see stand up shows for like over a year, pretty much anyone walking up on stage will result in a standing ovation purely because every audience member will be so excited to just be back in a crowded room watching a comic perform on stage, u are going to do amazingly!! believe in urself more man

[@e.n.b2608]

Kurtis you are so my type why can’t be every guy just like you Love from Germany ❤️😘

[@hellogmanf]

love you kurt boy

[@tafenselle]

i missed u bestie x

[@sw8547]

We missed you king

[@spookygreg]

5:00 was honestly just what I needed to hear. It’s nice to hear others see the same problems. Solidarity, comrade ✊💕🔥

[@verysIeepy]

i really like how when you clicked to the script of the podcast it is so simple and yet every episode is an hour goes to show how charismatic you are go off bestie!

[@cindermagus]

Oh it’s the “you.” girl from That’s Cringe 🤣

[@emmaswan8059]

I had to scroll for so long to find this comment! I immediately recognized her from the thumbnail 😩

[@ToasterBrain51702]

getting recognized by someone who is literally in your house is probably the worst thing ever

[@hahahahaha904]

i've been waiting for this

[@sablegilmore2724]

YES BEST DAY OF THE WEEK

[@madatad7930]

Favorite time of the week: kurtis time

[@clarinamascarenhas7499]

Imagine being that girl with that amount of confidence

[@Anaid999]

Thank you for keeping me company while I clean my room! Hope you and Jenna are well and healthy : )

[@DianaaDiazz]

I mean this in the *NICEST* way Your podcasts are amazing to fall asleep to, your voice was made for this!

[@izianderson8914]

thanks kurtis !

[@hadiaalkhafaji2025]

The beat is the same beat my teacher uses to play while I do my work

[@gaylehesser8060]

the space inbetween kurtis telling a joke and the laughter for it is when dreams die

[@ellie8172]

IM SO EXCITED

[@graydeotto2820]

My dad is making maple syrup this month and I ate poutine yesterday. Living the Canadian dream

[@arianadejesus7]

me waiting for him to tweet rn update :: he tweeted lmao i wonder if any of my moots are gonna find this 💀

[@FishManChannel]

wake up babe new very really good

[@harpercrafts1096]

Kurtis always looks so crisp

[@idontknowletmesee7063]

Love your content xxx thanks for this!! I don't think you realise how important your content is to people :))

[@philomenafrasca9762]

dude i just realized who kurtis reminds me of, that one kid from freaks and geeks i think his name is sam weir

[@stella-fv8yo]

OMFG YUP THEY LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE

[@ilse5147]

i really liked your speed run video you worked so hard on it and you deserve a trophy

[@Meijibby]

Kurtis you lookin good fam

[@DeeKate]

My parents live in Manitoba. They've vaccinated so many people and the province is barely hitting the triple digits of cases. Toronto and the GTA is just chaotic.

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

i thought u meant ur parents personally vaccinated the majority of the population

[@DeeKate]

@@user-ym5uu7fr9e that would actually be awesome if I could say that, lol, but no, "they" as in the province

[@23ccable]

Please don't ever feel like you can't take a break boo we will always be here when you get back ❤

[@sirenity1959]

35:00 this type of cosmic energy rap is actually a thing in the spiritual community. Wouldn't be surprised if the "hot yoga" song Kurtis came up with already exist 😂

[@sumbodyhelp]

That girl rapping gives me Cindy from Scary Movie vibes!!