The Fully Conscious Baby

[@toucanman]

kurtis conner reminds me of a fully conscious baby

[@sphazel]

i wish baby kurtis conscious baby fully conner was real 😢

[@Joey.is.missing]

Kurtis Conner is a fully conscious baby

[@sphazel]

@@Joey.is.missing i think like half conscious

[@peytonsturdivant8392]

I read this while he blank stare sipped his lil cuppie

[@cinnamuaroll]

right??? I wish he was tho 😔

[@Faulk425]

I like Kurtis just being off to the side when it’s zoomed out, it makes him look like he’s just part of the decorations.

[@bigbeanash]

So real

[@rayhem]

Turboman action figure... potted fern... VHS row...guy saying milk pulp over and over... lava lamp...

[@izzymiddle]

kurtis collabs with jojo on an episode called “i was a very really good girl”

[@pochaccocino]

LMAOOOO ????

[@wriggleby]

Dream guest on my podcast?

[@elvenbugs]

i did some very really good things

[@Ṯaxəṣ]

@ville__ "dilligaf" -everyone

[@xsailorpizza]

"Who wants to watch Kurtis new video?" "MEEEEEEE"

[@Kat-37i9]

Meee ☝️

[@pixelinnie]

Meee ☝️

[@laylakindafruity]

@ville__wanna kiss?

[@ephemereals]

hes ruining my tough guy personality 👿

[@laylakindafruity]

@ville__ oh!

[@jellyy716]

"Why, yes, mother. I would be honored to venture to the marvelous lands of the dazzling four seasons!"

[@G0d0fth3hunt]

Omg I luv ur pfp

[@jellyy716]

@G0d0fth3hunt TYYY it's from deadplate !!

[@G0d0fth3hunt]

@@jellyy716 😁 I know!!! I love that game :) I ordered both the Rody and Vincent plushies lol

[@jellyy716]

@@G0d0fth3hunt ME TOO I LOVE IT SM :) I'm trying to get the Vince plush!!

[@kurtiseata]

the word infamous suggests that the four seasons orlando is known for being bad

[@AhndriaYoutube]

Jojo acts like the kid you give sparkling cider and tell them it’s wine and start saying they are “drunk” from a placebo affect 😭

[@sparechipmunk]

SHOTGUN. I CAN SHOOT A GUN BUT I CANT SHOTGUN A COLD ONE. 😭

[@cinnamuaroll]

😭😭😭

[@vivianyoung4900]

anything w shot😭😭

[@kaxipad]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@kaxipad]

@ville__ what are you yapping about bro?

[@heartsforbrenda]

@@kaxipadIts just a bot- make sure you just report it and leave it :)

[@saria8936]

How did he not immediately remember baby geniuses

[@buginashirt]

Maybe he erased his memory, to protect his sanity

[@h3llolime222]

exactly what I was thinking

[@boothillceo]

Asa mitaka

[@karleerenee]

"I can't have tequila but I'm coming tekillya"

[@disdiot2995]

That one

[@camiellen]

This is the one

[@riedtavares6038]

watching a kurtis conner podcast is like listening to a teen skit spouting nothing but brain rot. i love this podcast

[@pisscvre69]

kurtis IS millennial cringe, it is facinsting to watch

[@snazzysophie0971]

I cant believe that this whole time kurtis was the fully conscious baby

[@TheOceanBearer]

Kurtis, you don't have a big head; your head is small.

[@JoshAstronomer]

RIP Kurtis Conner he died from lead poisoning from his Stanley cup

[@cinnamuaroll]

Right?!?! He’s gonna die 😭😭😭

[@AlexLikens]

Real, I was gonna post the same thing

[@Spooklycryptid]

I once saw (pun intended) a comment somewhere that theorized that Jojo is now going through all of the phases she wasn't able to experience as a kid and I think that hit the nail right on the head

[@sitruunasose9831]

Ok but isn't the essential core point of Saw literally that karma is a bitch or am I losing it

[@duck4188]

youre so smart

[@lillyslife3008]

youre completely right

[@jazzmatazz27]

Yes! That and "Appreciate your life while you can." :) He started becominf jigsaw after a whole bunch of bad stuff happened in his life and he tried to commit death by self then survived. He realized that life was precious and knew how many other people didnt appreciate it. His whole thing was basically "If you arent taking your life to the fullest (I.e. self harm, drvg abuse, harming others) then we will test your true desire to live. Tap into your deep human need to live. How far will you go to stay alive?"

[@sitruunasose9831]

@@jazzmatazz27 So he was a bad girl? And did some bad things... But he swears he did it all for fun and it meant nothing!... Ok I'll stop but really that's interesting, I haven't even actually seen the movies myself

[@LemurG]

Milk Pulp and the Fully Conscious Baby would be a crazy band name

[@lobsterbug-wm2qm]

@billy from #saw be like “wanna play a mobile game?”

[@thekatkotever]

you said you were a GAMER... /ref

[@spicytaker]

@@thekatkoteverwhat

[@MadMage38]

Best comment probably

[@sillybillysarah]

sawcial media

[@Xxsoda_drinker_pro_fanxX]

“Kurtis please buy meggings!” We all say in unison.

[@sportslover3103]

My favourite part is when Kurt's talks about fully conscious baby for most of the video

[@annadough5309]

Kurtis saying the 13 month old “looked like it was just *birthing noise* yesterday” killed me ☠️

[@h3llolime222]

um kurtis.. are you forgetting how there is literally an entire movie franchise that exposes how babies are actually geniuses. DUH!!

[@miamayamaria]

the fully conscious baby is just right up your alley like it’s so on character

[@mythcat1273]

Unironically that baby creeps the shit out of me like it is genuinely unsettling

[@dulcispetal]

“I can’t take a shot but u can take a shot from…my gun”

[@fayerawcliffe7794]

I WAS SCREAMING THAT AT MY SCREEN

[@ddmaycare]

i was saying “i cant take a shot, but i can make a shot” loll

[@Bonesgrrr]

yess the goat story organ transition is back 🔥🔥🔥

[@Bonesgrrr]

"thank you for the goat story transition" we all say in unison

[@wriggleby]

It was gone?

[@Bonesgrrr]

@@wriggleby kurtis hasn't used the sound in a bit - he said it in the video when he used it :]

[@ZombieGravitation]

I saw all the comments about the fully conscious baby but I didnt see how he looked till now. I guess I just have too much experience with kids because that's a god damn toddler. Once they get over a year old they're a toddler and they are hitting so many different milestones at different rates from each other, even when they regress their behavior isnt exactly the same to actual under 1 year old babies.

[@Robiness]

It's definitely old enough lol. Just the fact he's holding himself upright is a sign enough

[@froggy5748]

Yeah they’re absolutely old enough lmao. The finger motion is also likely just them copying their older sister since she does a similar motion. I assume all the people not understanding how old the kid is are just unexperienced but i helped raise my youngest siblings and babysat all the time for family friends, that baby is very clearly old enough to know the word “me” lmao

[@moonlitdreams-7266]

that’s absolutely a toddler they refuse to potty train and this segment drove me insane for that lol. wdym “just popped out”, kurtis? a baby that’s just popped out is the size of two potatoes. this is at least a 16 month old.

[@davidmurray3542]

Yeah, I'm less surprised by the kid's behaviour and more by the fact they're still in diapers at that age...

[@Brooklynlamar1]

@@moonlitdreams-7266 16 months old but they “refused to potty train” her?

[@mayam8485]

15:45 I can't have a shot of vodka but I can play russian roulette

[@emmajgardner]

i work at the four seasons orlando and got to meet the baby !! she’s so cuteee and they gave her craaaazy vip treatment

[@nyctxphilee]

NO WAYY thats so cool

[@nyctxphilee]

did she give you any life advice

[@Ezek-hv9zc]

Kurtis: "Slap a comment if youre a big head haver." Me: *Comments immediately*

[@vicvalkyrie]

Jojo Siwa getting drunk at Epcot by drinking around the World Showcase is a rite of passage for every 21 year old tbh

[@astrowolvez]

Like that’s what Epcot is known for

[@gonko638]

15:45 I can't shotgun, but I can get a shotgun!

[@nicolemiller4607]

30:47 I was sleeping peacefully with this in the background, and I cannot explain the way this woke me up, like I experienced genuine fear and confusion for some reason

[@00Noir]

You could say it's a.... genius baby

[@theswissmiss69]

I worked at a children daycare and that baby is… just a baby.

[@ecbelle]

This. I don't get the meme. Raising their hands and saying "me" is one of the only things babies can do.

[@Brooklynlamar1]

@@ecbelleomg let people have fun

[@oh_em1111]

you can't forget the "i smell like beef" baby

[@fake_sk8r200]

ok i was skeptical of the new intro at first but its grown on me it goes so hard

[@jbone877]

"Fully conscious baby?" - Yeah, I am now!

[@michelletran8242]

can't drink a coors lite but can take a coors life

[@theearfisflat]

the real SAW puzzle was remembering Billy's name

[@vrgssmnncht]

Who's that, I only know Bobby

[@theearfisflat]

The REAL saw traps are the friends we made along the way :D

[@kelsiritter-peacock779]

i actually physically smiled when i saw that he posted a vid on this channel i literally adore falling asleep to these.

[@safar36]

Jojo posting those tik toks reminds me of that one tweet thats like “tw: underage drinking Guys s I’m sooooo drunknn rnnnn n!!!”

[@2123bella32122]

Kurtis. A shot. A shot of liquor. A gunshot.

[@L1ncore]

I still dont know why everybody was freaking out abt this dmn baby 😂 Theyre at LEAST a year old ofc theyre capable of comprehending questions

[@TheJoxterr]

I Immediately thought he was probably just imitating his sister, his mum probably asks stuff like that all the time and has learned to do that without knowing what it means😭According to my parents I would do smthn similar, everytime my dad would say "Let's go!" I would reply with "EsgOOooo"

[@L1ncore]

@@TheJoxterryeah! I was spending time with my cousin and her kids like a couple days before i saw the tiktok and her youngest daughter is about the same age as the baby (or lets be honest, toddler because that kid is probably like 1 yr old) in the video. Like theyre not capable of complex speech, sure. But theyre able to repeat what other people say and can comprehend basic questions, remember names, etc. I think people really are telling on how few children they know because speech can develop pretty early for some people (i know for me, i apparently was speaking waaay before i was able to walk)

[@TheOceanBearer]

@ville__ what the fuck

[@chloecamille5390]

@@TheOceanBearer Just report it, its a bot, don't engage!

[@bratatouille]

​@@L1ncore yeah I think it's the way that kid looks that makes them look younger. Like not having much hair and only wearing a diaper, and also being held by the dad. Like I don't spend a lot of time with little kids but I think their size is still a pretty obvious sign they're not like a little baby anymore, but most people probably aren't really thinking about it too much.

[@sawychuck9797]

You forgot the OG Viral Baby: Charlie who bit his brother’s finger

[@veryextremelyoriginalusername]

the connections made between jojo siwa and the fully conscious baby were actually genius

[@boooowie]

my favorite part of the podcast is when kurtis talks himself in circles and does 5 too long bits back to back

[@murrenkelly3866]

16:29 “I can’t take a shot but I sure can fire a shot”

[@Rileyroo12]

16:14 “can’t take a shot (🥃) but I can take a shot (🔫)” COME ON KURTIS

[@Raven-wq4li]

and i thought it couldn't get worse with Big Baby, this baby is horrifying. and the way he looks like a small town british politician

[@BlimpAdeBloop]

I found an AI of kurtis and he literally said (randomly) "I'M A CHILD OF GOD!!!" And I started dying

[@gw6905]

why’s he so good at the peanut butter baby sound

[@DollyCholli]

I genuinely got up and SHOOK my tv saying the puppet’s name is Billy, that assumption was very correct

[@Aspentherat]

Kurtis has arrived to bless us with some content that is... very really good.

[@austinwade7251]

not kurtis calling this baby bald headed hahah

[@millie_3757]

“I can’t get a bud light, but I can take a bud’s life”

[@oli9583]

45:19 cant stop thinking about the fact kurtis missed the joke of: “ur the peanut butter baby” “a” then “ur the fully conscious baby” “me?☝️”

[@zockroach]

I am genuinely freaked out by how short Kurtis's headphone cable is. I say a prayer every VRG to stop him from standing up and collapsing the entire set 😢😢😢

[@violetdanner]

the baby thing makes me so mad as a mom lol, that baby is at least one and a half maybe 2, she’s just bald headed and not potty trained yet but it’s totally normal for a toddler her age to say the word “me” i don’t understand the uproar 😂😂

[@nina.robbs565]

yeah, I thought that baby looked really big to not be at least 10+ months 😭

[@moksha.m]

yea the me thing doesnt seem crazy maybe the hand looks a bit funny but still

[@squiddyanimations6617]

16:12 SHOTS. i can't take shots but i can take shots. common man

[@zukimii]

beatboxing puppy

[@glorialastra5775]

hell yeah

[@sillyguy7034]

hell yeah

[@maximumphlegm]

hell yeah

[@ItSuyBlue]

When I heard Kurtis was a pulp guy I thought it was about the band but no its orange pulp loll

[@sagelouisee]

“thank you for the podcast Kurtis” we all say in unison

[@ummeo]

david is the name of the victim in the original saw pilot so kurtis actually gets it spot on

[@AlexandraKate09]

“I like SHUM PULP” - Tony Soprano & Kurtis Conner

[@gameTightSara213]

I woulda clicked on milk pulp

[@heidistangertzpacheco]

I have ADHD and your podcast is the only thing that can get me to sleep. Thank you Kurtis❤

[@brookeee_78]

9:40 fully thought he was gonna say "Sawcial Media" 18:20 jojo sisaw

[@buginashirt]

THANK YOU I was about to comment the ”sawcial media” thing too, it’s perfect

[@Anasasis321]

People would always call me Bobby instead of Billy in high school so that bit really hit home for me

[@coffintrap]

12:30 funny thing is Bobby is the name of Billy's little prototype doll that John Kramer initially made for his son Gideon!

[@breeeeeaaathofthewild]

I was just catching up on the past few pods I missed and here's a new one, let's go

[@jubileehoney3269]

Thanks Kurtis! I've been going through a lot of emotional turmoil recently and your podcast episodes really help me to calm down and relax, even if just for an hour. ❤ Edit: This episodes 48 minutes long actually, you're going to hell.

[@elektrakokkinou1623]

ive been listening to very really good while studying and tbh kurtis has made the idea and the act of studying less insufferable, so if im in uni in october, honestly all the credit goes to him, everybody say "thank you kurtis"

[@ilovecatssosomuch]

thank you kurtis!

[@suitelifebeck]

During these pods I always find myself thinking “what the fuck are you even talking about” when Kurtis goes on a ramble and I love that

[@clem3nt1n3]

"thank you, kurt" we all say in unison

[@megannguyen0175]

my favorite thing about this podcast is that it’s consistently a stream of consciousness, great watch for people with adhd lmfao 😭😭😭

[@maiah7868]

I was at work today and one of my coworkers told me to watch a video of conscious baby and I come home and now KURTIS has a video posted about it. I love this

[@m_a_k_e_n_n_a]

being the same age as kurt is such a trip when he makes these random offhand references to mid-2000s songs that unlock memories in my brain like a crypt

[@AliceW-mn9pq]

I fw pulp heavy not even gonna lie

[@jbone877]

The Shawn Desman interview was awesome! Thanks for getting him on!

[@Starsongzz]

15:34 it usually has to do with politics, they’ll add eligibility/ineligibility depending on what they arbitrarily need 35:06 my mom told me that I would do a parade wave pretty early on (a wrist-pivot motion, opposed to a swift side to side number) And one day she was telling the nurse about it, but the nurse was like ‘oh you’re mistaken, she can’t wave or understand its meaning yet.’ As if she had a sixth sense for when an exact baby has reached a particular stage of development. Well my mom told me ‘say bye-bye’ on the way out, and I didn’t disappoint by doing the exact wave on command lol

[@kathymathy368]

“Looking good Kurtis” We all say in unison

[@jacobi1564]

i can take a shot but i cant take a shot

[@ladyzoe5734]

Well maybe if you watched Billy’s AD Open Door video, where he walked them through a saw trap warehouse, you would know his name

[@anongarcia]

for other non Americans like me who were wondering why jojo siwa would be drinking at disney world, she specifically went to disney world EPCOT in florida where they serve alcohol on the premises! you can even see other people drinking in the background of some of the tiktoks. there's a whole drinking challenge where people go 'drinking around the world' at various themed locations in EPCOT. it's such a weirdly fascinating part of US culture to me so i wanted to share it lol

[@nadiasfx1747]

As someone who has a baby, babies usually start talking around 6 months and they usually have the first teeth by 9months. Since that baby has teeth and can speak it’s probably about 10months old. And it’s probably just copying their sisters because it seems they probably do the “ME!” often

[@nickyyy777]

the saw interlude was genuinely one of the best things i’ve seen all week so fuckin hilarious i would watch 3 hours of kurtis doing that

[@orsich22]

i love that you put a shirt on the dad in the thumbnail

[@laurajaynenolan2149]

23:15 …”walked right into town. I saw a girl with the bleach blonde hair and her boots right on the graauund 😂 great, now blood related is stuck in my head 😂

[@PokedanJW]

16:29 something about shots was the obvious joke to make

[@ilovetaylorkristi]

15:09 he did NOT just say 21 is 19 + 10 😭 Kurtis that is NOT the quote

[@Gracie.Elizabeth.Soprano]

Dude thanks so much for the big head representation. All my T-shirt collars are stretched tf out beyond belief and I feel so seen

[@Buttered_Fish]

16:19 SHOTGUN KURTIS! SHOTGUN!

[@s1eepysnai1]

kurtis looks like the fully conscious baby in this one im ngl

[@thelma1]

I have pavloed myself into getting hungry by seeing Kurtis face by watching him while I eat lunch

[@elleryan]

when i was about 10 in school we were learning how to plot graphs. to get data the teacher made us all measure our head circumference. that was also the day we learnt about statistical outliers when it turned out that I, a female child, had the same skull circumference as the male adult teacher

[@Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh_________]

When Kurtis said this podcast sucks it reminded me of when I worked construction and was working with my head right next to this like 40 year old and I was listening to the vrg podcast and the one time I bet the guy I was working with could hear what I was listening to Kurtis decided to just say poop over and over again

[@klemchowder1692]

do i still hold some anger from the time i was a disney cast member and a drunk woman on a scooter broke 3 of my toes and got away? maybe. would i have gone karen mode and reported jojo to a cast member for being disruptive? YEAH.

[@astrowolvez]

She’s not even being that disruptive? If you been at Disney world it’s loud and I doubt people near by didn’t even hear her.

[@klemchowder1692]

@@astrowolvez she was harassing guests and using curse words in front of children. yes, I've been to disney. I fucking worked there. reading comprehension is through the floor.

[@enjicore]

nawt jigsaw siwa 😭😭

[@celestiialdreams]

the translation 😭

[@brennabriannekeith3049]

Wait until Kurtis finds out that fully conscious baby is one, almost two and can walk and eat normal food lol

[@mireki_]

this is my favorite episode ever i think

[@Lsg93]

That would have been crazy if his name was didgeridoo. Billy’s name should have been milk pulp.