The Most Obnoxious Man on TikTok

[@hhfggvogtthehy6451]

He definitely looks like the type who’s enjoying Daddy’s allowance.

[@zonanimz9990]

Lol

[@fewest-eight]

True

[@leesashriber5097]

💯

[@mx.sq1shy8]

I find it sad he can never walk, cook, What a sad way to live.😢

[@KNGgame]

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[@zonanimz9990]

How low could someone really be to publicly say rude things to people practically in their face??

[@ZayDonovan]

He’s never been punched in the face and it shows 😂

[@HAL69000]

That's in the Republicans' playbook under alpha male greeting styles.

[@zachb8012]

@@HAL69000 I don't think you understand what a Republican is beyond a word for a bad guy trope. It's really easy for anybody to say rude things to the back of someone's head if they're focused on wrangling their 3 children on the sidewalk. Also it's easy to say rude things to an entire group of people you don't understand in an internet comment, but hey you're not a Republican so you can't be an asshole, right? Ah self-righteous indignation, how delectable it is to maltreat others when you've convinced yourself you can do no wrong.

[@dawsensmith360]

@@HAL69000as a Republican I can confidently say, no I do not blatantly disrespect people to their faces for absolutely no reason. Look into things before commenting them, please.

[@rosethorne9155]

Easy. Be some crap-stain with a lot of mommy and daddy's money to throw around, and have zero empathy or manners because you've ALWAYS had mommy and daddy's money, and that money is a force field that has protected you from developing decency like a normal human being, for your whole life. 😂

[@ChanahAngelicaKamen]

What I despise the most about these Cobra-potato clones is that they target men who are not in a good place and give them the worst advice possible. They know that teaching a mindset that values materialism and devalues other people, particularly women, is going to hurt their ability to find good relationships. And these hacks are BANKING on that suffering. They're not just clowns, they're freaking evil.

[@peterv1318]

Yes and the tate brothers are number one for this

[@mancave10369]

As an evil clown, I don’t claim them

[@thunderflare59]

At least Tate is going to prison.

[@peztopher7297]

Some guy was trying to tell me in a comment section of a video that Tate was philosophical and concerned with metaphysical things. 🙄 Uh-huh.

[@gamingweasel4633]

What is "cobra-potato"?

[@realdragon]

"Cooking is for poor people" Last time I checked Gordon Ramsay have mansion

[@rosethorne9155]

Careful--you're applying logic, and that might make him or his followers short-circuit their brains. 🤣

[@furioni333]

Knowing who Gordon Ramsay is, that's poor person behavior.

[@GoldenRosesss]

@@rosethorne9155 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Terri_MacKay]

​@@furioni333No kidding. I'm so embarrassed for the commenter...imagine admitting to something so poor in such a public forum. 😬😬

[@furioni333]

@@Terri_MacKay This is going to be the meme I use, and people will be confused everytime I say it, but it makes me laugh so godamn hard. xD

[@KokNoker]

Pro Tip: If you've never heard of someone and somehow they're popular for no explicable reason, it's not organic and that person is being funded and pushed on you.

[@AncientCreature-i2o]

Man that's so true.

[@komiks42]

No?

[@DarkArachnid666]

Like Obama?

[@Luigicat11]

@@DarkArachnid666 A politician being funded? That's crazy, next you'll tell me it got wet last time it rained, but that's somehow significant for that particular time it rained.

[@GoshdarnitIcantdoanythingright]

It’s funny that he calls things people do on a regular basis “poor” yet he probably does half of those things himself 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@thunderflare59]

He does all of them. That's how he knows poor people do them.

[@i.t21b_alphonso_luis_vallejo]

​@@thunderflare59he is poor as well just being rude to show off he is rich

[@anjallama4986]

@@thunderflare59 They'll tell you to save money if you want to be rich, then they'll ask you why don't you have a Lambo.

[@thunderflare59]

@@anjallama4986 He's like a 400 lbs man acting as if he's a fitness guru.

[@maxthewolf4213]

Mr hes rich i mean its his money he can flex his roches if he wants i legit drc because what are you getting off flexing things you are gonna leave behind when you dead

[@iiantixsocial]

Basically "don't have fun with your life. Overwork yourself, stress out, and dedicate your life to getting rich 24/7 until you die"

[@MeowingCat835]

Sounds nice! Will make sure to follow this advice

[@trollsansofficial]

"and when you die, still overwork yourself"

[@alden1132]

Apparently, if you're rich, you're supposed run down little kids while insulting them. I hope his Daddy sees one of these videos and pulls his trust fund.

[@randomlyswatching9481]

He's literally walking past kids 😂 yes I rewatched

[@mrgastwood7033]

The saddest thing is not that such "rich advisers" are existing but that quite much of people are really taking their content as useful.

[@christ3187]

Social media is the ultimate platform for narcissists like this guy.

[@nancycurtis7315]

Yep. He's definitely a daffodil, (daffydil)!!. LOL. Greetings from Dimboola, in Victoria, Australia 🇦🇺.

[@Shalyn-ln9tu]

I find this is majority of a tiktok problem, and twitter

[@filledwithvariousknowledge2747]

@@Shalyn-ln9tuThats why I stay clear of both. Both should be heavily regulated or removed as their places of misinformation and harassment

[@Shalyn-ln9tu]

@@filledwithvariousknowledge2747 exactly. I also don't consider KZbin social media, it's not even close. It's weird that many people do and treat it as social media

[@FallingStary]

@@Shalyn-ln9tu i think its a KZbin problem too. i don't have a twitter but when i did have tik tok initially all i saw was garbage but i will say their algorithm is scary accurate about showing you things related to your interests (as well as shadow banning people) once it knows what you want that is all you get which is why i actually stopped using it. something could be trending but if it doesn't pertain to you then you wont see it. KZbin mixes your personal interests with viral media and once you get it in your feed it takes ages to weed out that content again. Even on like on suggested content and you are spammed with that content.

[@gmkid387]

These Andrew Tate copycats are getting out of hand. All I get on my feed on tik tok are these "helpful tips" that will make you rich when most of these are about "if you wanna get rich, be rich" and than they promote their "make you rich online classes"

[@peterv1318]

Yes.

[@ncapone87]

Delete TikTok

[@chillax7312]

So wait this guy...he's broke?? I mean he's literally walking. 🤣

[@Gchildwarrior]

Logic left the chat

[@catelynh1020]

He also complained about something that he couldn't fix, let other people dictate the things he listens to, partakes in media (even tv, and here i thought watching cars go fast was a poor person hobby), works multiple jobs, gets involved in scams (i also consider these videos scams), has no life outside work, and feels he doesn't deserve the vacations he'd need to be in a good place mentally. Wow, he must be incredibly broke. Me? I don't watch any tv, just yt and what streaming services my parents pay for. I don't walk because, well, our city isn't made for it and recently, the weather's been so bad the air quality just says "unhealthy". I have a job where i'm on call so i still have to think about work even outside of work but i'm so unbroke that i have free time and can actually improve myself by learning new skills and gaining experiences. He's so broke i bet he wouldn't be able to figure out how to spin on a spinning wheel or weave on a loom. I'd say i'm the clear winner, here.

[@Larsen_illustrations]

Well i mean have you seen how expensive wheelchairs are?!

[@chris-dy1dc]

Only people on wheelchairs have money

[@justinm2697]

But he was rich walking.... that apparently involves pushing past a 4 year old walking down the street.

[@gumbuswatersen963]

"Cooking is for poor people" I guess Gordon Ramsey and all the famous chefs and all the chefs with Michelin stars are poor 🤷‍♂️

[@Tate1441]

It’s scary how many followers these people get and how many people believe them.

[@angrytater2456]

Look at Andrew Tate now and to think he had millions.

[@levicarpenter5509]

​@@angrytater2456oh god please don't remind me

[@teddibearsattack]

People are dumb

[@peterv1318]

@@angrytater2456- he is making 15 million a month of his new get rich scam

[@brianfischer5609]

It's all 15-17 year olds

[@jfun1338]

Him : walking is for people that are broke. Also him : *walking while he says the upper sentence*

[@filledwithvariousknowledge2747]

Such a hypocrite

[@jfun1338]

@@filledwithvariousknowledge2747 Can confirm.

[@jackbarnes5589]

Tate just adds fuel to the Mocho Men fire. If you have to brag about how manly you are. Then you probably have several insecurities about yourself.

[@thunderflare59]

Small pp energy

[@criminallyautistic8372]

I'm feminine and proud of it. I don't crossdress but I'd gladly do it out of spite

[@mrwhips3623]

​@@criminallyautistic8372ur gross

[@criminallyautistic8372]

@@mrwhips3623 Because I'm not masculine? Grow up.

[@mrwhips3623]

@@criminallyautistic8372 no because you said you'd cross dress out of spite 🤦

[@mentok1]

"I want to live life to the fullest." Literally next video: "I don't do nice things for myself."

[@PeterPeter-rl9vn]

Exactly, this man contradicts himself in every other video he makes, sometimes in the same video. It make me wonder how he thinks he’s so smart.

[@sethgaston845]

The fact that Andrew Tate's involvement in human trafficking hasn't been blown up shows how little people actually care about that issue next to hearing things they want to hear.

[@jcaesar19871]

People say that is fake, and because how corrupt Romanian police is, no one is taking those claims seriously. But given Tate's behavior, I'm not dismissing those allegations.

[@sethgaston845]

@@jcaesar19871 but that's my point: the same people that believe completely bonkers claims about other celebrities dismiss actual police cases against others, simply because they like their message. He just says some stuff they like, so it's a "conspiracy" to bring him down because he's "speaking truth" (the same truth hundreds of thousands of other "alpha males" speak), so they gotta "take him down". It's insane.

[@jcaesar19871]

@@sethgaston845 He's so full of himself. I mean maybe he's got a point about the Romanian police. People have commented about how corrupt it is. And we certainly have our own problems with the FBI. But is hard to take a clown seriously. So unless someone actually comes to his defense and can prove those screenshots on his phones were planted, there's really nothing I can say. And is especially hard to really care about him when he's made misogynistic comments about women. lol

[@bellaknightR597]

​@sethgaston845 ikr, it's like when Johnny Depp had his career dragged through the mud because of accusations that later revealed (via audio recording) that he was the one being abused but Ezra Miller who is a legit criminal was just at a red carpet for his Flash movie like nothing ever happened

[@vedward3954]

Andrew Tate haven't charged yet

[@mikeyfisher4256]

I wish he took his own advice and had NO social media and made NO videos and I never knew of his existence.

[@EmbraceTheStruggle24]

Yessssss definitely LoL 💯💯💯

[@caffeinatedbroccoli]

I always thought walking was something lucky people who are healthy enough to do so do for health and enjoyment 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don't ever want to be so rich and delusional that walking and listening to music is no longer one of the most enjoyable things I can do. Even though I have transportation, I still prefer to walk a lot of places because its entertaining and exciting. You notice so much more just walking around and sometimes you even find little treasures like a discarded husky wearing a tuxedo air freshener that's still intact

[@effervescentrelief]

Walking is an incredible indicator of how healthy one is. We are designed to walk.

[@tatiana4050]

I wonder what someone who cannot walk or struggles to walk would have to say about it. "I haven't walked in two decades, but I don't feel rich yet"

[@LunarLocust]

That was an oddly specific example

[@jcaesar19871]

I can tell you're poor because you wrote a KZbin comment.

[@Terri_MacKay]

​@@tatiana4050As the result of an accident where I was hit by a drunk driver running a red light as I was crossing the street, the damage done to my right hip and knee makes it unbearably painful for me to walk for more than 20 minutes. I obviously have to go places and do things which require walking, so I'm just in chronic pain 24/7. But I've missed out on so much...I have 2 grandsons that I have never (and will never) gone to an amusement park or play centre with. I'll never run around with them, playing chase or hide-and-seek. I've had to cancel plans with family and friends at the last minute so many times, because I've just been in too much pain. I'm home all day (I'm on disability) and my daughter works. There have been so many times that I know I've let her down...she's come home after a bad day at work and I couldn't even stand long enough to make her dinner, sometimes household chores go undone for days because the pain is so bad, she's asked me to run one errand for her and I've had to text her to let her know that I won't be able to do it, knowing that she'll have to do it herself and add another hour and a half onto her day, etc, etc, etc. My pain doesn't just impact me, it impacts everyone I know, and I'm constantly letting them down because of it. What I wouldn't give to be able to put the leash on our dog, and go for a walk with her through the beautiful forest that's 5 minutes away from our home. Or run around the park with my grandsons. Or a million other things. So, what does someone like me have to say about someone like him? He's a POS and a complete cretin!! As the person above you said, walking isn't something poor people do, it's something lucky people do. It's something that billions of people do every day and take completely for granted. I really wish I was still one of those people. ☹️

[@Danni611]

I love the way he shouts "chill!" as he is flailing around and yelling about something incredibly minor. Also, If I've been forced to sit in one position for a quite a while, I feel the impulse to stand up too, because I ache, not because I expect to leave immediately. If this guy is rich, why is he not flying first class, with his own booth?

[@randomlyswatching9481]

Yes my legs hurt baaad after all that

[@GoldenRosesss]

"Walking is for broke people." He literally was walking while saying that.

[@Larsen_illustrations]

Yeah like at least use a wheel chair!

[@distortionhead37]

Get rich, amputate!

[@mrfrog0913]

No he was *slow running*

[@GoldenRosesss]

@@mrfrog0913 No he was acting poor to emphasize with people

[@twinsliketiatamera3850]

There are two things that I noticed about this man while watching your video. 1. He literally has so many tattoos. He must've been lazy because those tattoos looks like it took a while to complete. He was definitely sitting on his behind then. 2. If this guy doesn't play video game, why does he have PlayStation button symbols on his fingers as tattoos? He definitely plays video games.

[@bellaknightR597]

This guy is ridiculous, but is it possible to get tattoos while standing? I'm genuinely curious

[@ShadowKnight7171]

​@bellaknightR597 depends on the person, location and size of tattoo. Very few people can stand perfectly still while being stabbed millions of times for hours.

[@Xander081987]

This guy could take the forever sleep, and you know who would miss him? Neither do I.

[@The_other_Jen]

Lol

[@nineteenfortyeight]

His mom, but only because she remembers him as a cute little boy and has been like 🙈 ever since

[@GroundCTRL2MajorTom]

Be careful August, making this video isn’t very sigma alpha male of you 😂

[@oreo_smoothie74]

I deeply hope that this is a joke☠️

[@GroundCTRL2MajorTom]

@@oreo_smoothie74no, jokes are for beta males that invest in passive income!

[@dios_stand]

​@@oreo_smoothie74it better be ☠️

[@franthewanman]

@@oreo_smoothie74 obviously?

[@calwhitt01]

@@franthewanman yeah he put a laughing emoji lmao, in what world is it not a joke

[@Janedoeoftown]

"I hate how slow people walk,Rich people want to get to work fast" *1 video later* "Rich people dont complain"

[@MrXemrox]

1:00 Gordon Ramsay: Am I a joke to you, you donkey?!

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

"If you spend all your life working, you'll never actually live your life." My granny said this to me when I was giving up 60 hours a week to Kohl's.

[@chrisd2051]

Literally the best advice I ever got from a coworker "get a hobby"

[@manofculture8666]

Start up business owner here. I literally watch August The Duck while doing my stuff lol. Your hard work determines your success, not the image you show the world. Anyone can fake it. I know A LOT of broke people who "listen to Podcasts".. and that's all they do with their lives, so much they don't actually do anything else.

[@EmbraceTheStruggle24]

We all can strive to be the best we can be.

[@waifuangela]

It reminds me of when I would go for walks to workout in Florida and when guys would try to offer me “rides” in their car and I’d say no thanks they’d call me broke and I would be like “????” Like I’m literally working out 😭

[@Imaslutforpuns]

I am so sorry you had to deal with that wtf 💀

[@sacha8uk]

So you're just walking, and people think you have a problem? I couldn't live in such an environment…

[@audreyxatomic]

August, you’re calling him out on contradicting his own advice-but their inconsistency is the most consistent thing about these guys.

[@bryncollier7120]

The advice he is giving out can be very dangerous. I've had burnout in the past as well as depression doing jobs that were intensive and was fortunate enough to recognise that if I carried on, I might not be here today. Honestly, recognising stress/burnout and depression triggers should be taught and would lower suicide rates. If he was promoting that, it would be worthwhile instead of the ruinous practices.

[@LegendWolfA]

Yep. If you know successful people you'll know they don't grind and hustle 24/7. They know when to step away from work as well.

[@dmrgen]

problem is he gives no sh!ts about anyone but himself. same deal with every single one of them. all in it for that sweet sweet SWEET internet attention

[@Ghost101]

Apparently, the guy hasn't come across dedicated collectors/fans and resellers would walk miles (if they don't have a car) and take a public transit to reach their destination so they can just stand early outside of a store for items that are either hard to find or high demand. I've seen those types of people, and I can tell you that these people are far from poor.

[@TheHeroWTF]

Did anyone else notice him push the child out of his way while saying "rich people don't walk."? About 2:05 in the video.

[@audodd5813]

@TheHeroWTF lol I thought I was the only one who noticed.

[@TheHeroWTF]

@audodd5813 he needs some sense knocked into him.

[@kjaxthegrate]

Same. Like, that child was just enjoying an outing with her family. Walk around they and do a different take.

[@SilentBlindDeaf]

mr burns vibes

[@timeracer123]

I love you how you make your point with humor and common sense. You seem to me the type of person who can see the humor in any situation.

[@neothaka]

This guy is the personification of sadness. His existence seems to rely on criticizing what other people do, just that those people don't give a flying fuck what he thinks.

[@katieyuill2291]

A real 'rich' person, knows you don't get rich by spending unnecessary money

[@87axal]

A real rich person has no idea how to get rich. They were born that way.

[@katieyuill2291]

@@87axal also very true. Anyone who makes that much has gotten very lucky somewhere along the way

[@TropicalityCat]

It has more to do with income. You can spend a bunch and still be rich.

[@TropicalityCat]

⁠@@87axalI would disagree, there is luck and family wealth, but there are so many ways to make some good money (Not these alpha male losers). I just don’t think it’s a good idea to live your life blaming not having money on being unlucky.

[@87axal]

@@TropicalityCat Bro inheritance is the most common way to obtain wealth *by far* . The American dream is a lie, propaganda to keep you quiet and obedient. Wake the fuck up and face reality, you don't *get* rich, you are *born* rich, and very, very rarely does anyone ever get rich who wasn't born that way. And even *then* the only way to get rich is by walking over other people. Rich people are either ignorant or ruthless, most of them are both. Look at Elon Musk, look at Jeff Bezos. Those people are monsters. Dragons, hoarding wealth they stole by burning people alive. Poverty is wanted, countless people having too little for the sake of very few having way too much is an inherent corner stone of our society. This is the reality we live in and no amount of coping or wishful thinking will change anything about that. Face the facts.

[@hazrover]

This guy has to be a parody. He HAS to be. Sweet Jesus.

[@Dawn_LR]

Jesus, a man who walked...literally. He did not just talk the talk. Most famous ground breaking man who existed.😊👍🙋🏻‍♀️🇨🇦 That was a man.

[@LizaGrace97]

These guys are so funny because they're men who had like $50 left over after bills instead of $20 and were like "Oh my god I'm a fucking businessman"

[@Honeybeerose88]

Since the advent of social media I think it’s important we acknowledge that boys and men go through the “you aren’t good enough as a man because..” just like us girl go through the “you’re not feminine, skinny, curvy enough etc” listen if you’re a man or woman just be yourself. You don’t have to be manly or feminine or curvy or skinny or alpha because you think everyone else would like that. You have to like you.

[@WookieX666]

"You sleep at night? Only broke losers sleep. I only sleep one hour a night, and the rest of the time, I'm listening to audio books and working!"😂😂😂

[@RicardoLuciano-q5z]

"Well excuse me, Mr. Billionaire. If Crush 40 is some B-Level DJ then Mozart is a gosh darn preschooler playing piano for the first time."

[@katmk7029]

I personally like to stand up as soon as the plane lands and get confused when people don't. Like you've been literally sitting in a cramped seat for HOURS standing for 20 minutes after sitting for so long is nice. Also some people can't control their luggage once they try to drag it off the overhead compartment, especially if you have an aisle seat. Once it starts sliding towards you while they try to drag it out, if you are sitting you will have a hard time dodging and potentially get a head/neck injury (yes I've seen it happen before and it looks really painful)

[@billyyank5807]

2:25 walking....how humans have traveled for thousands of years.

[@spencerock2187]

The point of having money is so you can buy time. Like august said, pay for other people to do things so you don't have to and have the time to do other things.

[@staciefreshener4032]

Honestly even the good ones have really questionable advices. To me what drives me sick is that if you do something that is not productive. It don't matter if even your learning from youtube or google , as long as what you do isn't tied to your business or dream goal , it's not productive or don't do it . That is what some of these kind of end up saying and I really started to worry once that whenever I played a game or watch a youtube video. I keep convincing myself they are productive . Like a strategy game teaching me how to get the maths done right or a science video I watch for fun teaching me more about astronomy and so on. Like I get it some hobbies have more stuff even games can teach you things , even movies can help you learn something new . But I'm sick of trying to justify those things are productive. Next time I'm doing some fun activity , it's only for fun , no longer finding reasons to make me convinced it's productive. I still do work and important stuff but it's these motivation stuff that makes you feel bad for doing something not productive. if you don't feel the same way , I'm glad you are able to live a nice life ! don't let this happen to you. It's not bad to motivate yourself but too much motivation gets you no where. It's really sad when you become rich and can't quit because it will affect you badly from social or monetary point of view. You can't just become rich and enjoy, mostly if you are working hard to become rich , you can't get out of work easily . Social pressure or dignity or just that your used to company. And it's really hard to always feel the same way. Some people want to become rich to buy cars , but if you can't drive your car because your busy working then it's really sad , it's not that you can't always but some loose interest or just that once you get rich , you have a upkeep to hold . you can't just quit your job like you never did it anymore. You can enjoy your car or stuff when you are free but that free time won't be same for all. Even if you manage to quit job , you might not be able to join anymore easily . What I said is just my own personal point of view. take it with plenty of salt.

[@nisselarson3227]

Ingvar Kamprad (The guy who founded IKEA and became ultra rich) was taking public transportation to work every day. He didn't care about looking rich, I guess he rather remained rich.

[@PhantomGardener]

He said complaining is something poor people do, yet he complains about people on plains. And if that is an issue, why does he not just become rich enough to buy his own private plain?

[@kjaxthegrate]

Those poor parents just trying to get the groceries and kids home in one piece, and there's some loser on the sidewalk trying to power walk through their toddler.

[@hocineferhat7220]

crazy isnt it.

[@ZxCv134-n3b]

Happy simple family and this heretic shows up and acting stand and proud flexing he is rich I HATED THIS PATHETIC LOSER

[@christ3187]

This is the kind of guy that is so controlling he will yell at you if you walk into the kitchen too fast or slow. Always remember only HE knows the best way to do it and you'll always be doing it wrong.

[@GodOfDestructionCarlos]

as a "broke" person myself who works i've been enjoying playing video games on my free time.

[@gtyler]

1:55 he says while walking 👽💀

[@tultsi93]

And a family with children was looking right at him thinking "wtf you're babbling about."

[@Frenchsod3]

"cooking is for poor people" *Fast food places and chefs:Am I a joke to you?*

[@ZxCv134-n3b]

He angered a horde of chefs

[@noah9022]

Him: „Walking is for poor people“ Also him: * proceeds to walk

[@zoa1-99.......]

9:40 The bigger is him blaspheming by taking Jesus' name in vain, and then going further with that disrespect by adding an image of Jesus as an overlay.

[@decaliciousyt1997]

That’s not Jesus tho, wasn’t Jesus Judean? As in honey/olive brown skin?

[@JojoJere]

2:57 Instead of a personal driver, become taylor swift and drive your heli EVERYWHERE.

[@no.one.a113]

Andrew Tate: Cooking is for poor people Gordon Ramsay:

[@LegendaryProdz.]

“Walking is for people who are broke” as he continues walking

[@Entschuldigung14]

My grandpa is a business owner (Aaron Ross, CEO of Lagoon Pumping and Dredging). He started the business himself and worked really hard to get it to what it is today. He always has time and money to enjoy life with me and the rest of his grandchildren because he has reached what the guy in this video (and Andrew Tate) hasn’t, contentment.

[@tultsi93]

Your grandpa sounds amazing.

[@Entschuldigung14]

@ he is

[@kaaskronk]

"walking is for poor people" - most obnoxious man on tiktok while walking

[@tultsi93]

He also think airplanes are for poor people. He's never heard of such things call "business class" and "first class."

[@father6371]

As a small business owner, this is absolutely stupid. I make my own schedule, and when 5 pm hits, the phone is off

[@potsomelawyer3034]

Ordered from wish Tate says the word to focus is small.. if you admit you are, switch it off and merry go

[@soulknife20]

I do agree with Max on bitcoin and NFTs. That being said, he gives off "i have to pick up my girlfriend from her high school" vibes

[@alarictheredboi276yearsago4]

Go make damn money. All the time. No breaks. Only money. Only work. Spend money? No. Only make money. What a hellish way to live.

[@KidNamedBlue_]

"Rich people don't do these things, they work. Forever. All the time. Work themselves into the grave just for money." how do you even do that? Do you have fun? Do you know what fun means? Have you ever just .. relaxed? How would you even keep that up?

[@lovespaniel35]

I love how he says “complaining is for broke people, rich people fix the problem” however broke people are more resourceful cause they have to make their situation work while a rich person just throws money at an issue and complains.

[@Justsomebiggerman2]

The internet gave way to much opportunity for such people to scam vulnerable...impressionable people

[@Th3Marchioness]

To the point about hobbies being less enjoyable when you start getting paid for them, my favourite story I've ever stumbled across online was about an elderly man who wanted the neighbour kids to stop rattlings sticks on his fence, so he starts paying the kids to do it (like asking them to rattle his fence whenever they were out there playing for, say, $10 a week) and then gradually makes excuses to pay them less and less, until he eventually tells them he can't pay them at all anymore, and they never rattle his fence again...

[@eddihurta7173]

I may be "broke" but at least my friends aren't douchbags 😂

[@Auvas_Damask]

There's something called claustrophobia and I can certainly understand why people who have this want to get out of the plane as quickly as possible

[@henriqueproductions3370]

lol, the guy puts "gangsta's paradise" like he's a gigachad

[@fr1zl]

Rich people don't behave like this for real because that puts targets on them. It's stupid and ignorant to think you can behave like this in any place with real people. Maybe in the suburbs.

[@LesleyMVA]

Did this man scoot/push someone’s child?! 😂

[@Nightkrowler]

1st. - I'm 100% positive, this is satire 2nd. - totally agree with 5:00 - charts are BS, I compile my playlists myself.

[@jaqsre]

wait.. the reason i’m not a millionaire is because i walk????

[@pyroboy5851]

I guess

[@ratflail215]

Yes. You need to spend at least $200 on Uber every day. How else can you become rich?

[@furioni333]

Yeah, duh. Can't you just levitate? Wow. Real broke person hours.

[@NovelPhoinix]

time to break your legs

[@BlueThunderboltsiren]

😂😂😂

[@illyminnie284]

talking about the airport, why must we stand first to get off first. first of all, i don't know how the line of getting out of the plane works in US, but in asia (malaysia), whoever get their luggage first and stuff may go asap and be the first one to get off the plane. now why you may ask? have y'all ever walked from the aisle 22 to the immigration stamp? that shit is my cardio. and second of all, even if i run my way to the immigration stamp (which mine is international, since i'm not Malaysian) I STILL HAVE TO QUEUE HALF AN HOUR :") so the point is, the reason i wanna get off the plane first, was simply to get a faster stamp so i don't have to wait in the queue too long, and get out of the airport as quickly as possible. that's all. call me lame or whatever, but my parents would not be kind enough to wait for me to come out of the airport late :")

[@sophiaisabelle027]

Your insights are incredible. They offer the information we all need to take note of.

[@jbird4478]

I've tried putting this into practice and ran into a bit of a hiccup. As it turns out, my office actually has no parking space, and only the service entrance is accessible by road to begin with. The front entrance is in a pedestrian zone. Damn European cities.

[@criminallyautistic8372]

People on Tiktok are obnoxious? Surely you jest

[@criminallyautistic8372]

@medina__anidem Like, color me totally shocked. What's next, women's rights?!

[@Silvercubestudios]

I heard of a phrase that might describe this guy, and many more: "Obnoxiousness is not An issue- it's an art!" Horrorcon Apeface (Transformers)

[@spike-spiegel359]

BRO JUST DELETE TIKTOK AT THIS POINT 💀

[@furioni333]

Agreed. Nuke their data, make it impossible for the creators to ever restart it.

[@ZxCv134-n3b]

People who didn't have tiktok:this is absolutely win

[@kalyps0x]

2:08 The guy in the back glancing at him sent me 😭😭😭

[@SanguisSacriSerpentis]

Fr bruh imagine walking 💀💀💀

[@tultsi93]

"Cooking is for poor people" Gordon Ramsay, Andrew Zimmern, Brian Tsao, James Makinson, Jamie Oliver and every single pro chef ever existing: "Are we a joke to you?"

[@herbchilds4808]

If you breath, your probably homeless

[@audreyparmenter2000]

The thing about Max's comment about the radio is that, if you are listening to something you don't like on the radio station, you can literally change the station. You can control whether you stay on the radio station. You can even, oh I don't know, turn the radio off. Wow. What an interesting idea!

[@Finder245]

This bothers me more than it should: people who cut in front of others while leaving a plane are more than likely not bad people, they just have short connections. There is nothing more annoying than when you know that you will barely make your connection due to a delay and everyone else around you thinks that you are just a jerk and even intentionally blocks you.

[@kiraPh1234k]

The one cutting isn't the only one with a short connection though - that's why they're a jerk. If you follow instructions then you get the fastest unloading time for everyone, if you only care about yourself then you're willing to cut and delay others just to make your day easier. Being in a rush doesn't make anyone special.

[@Finder245]

@@kiraPh1234k going row by row is actually the slowest way to deplane. Everyone behind you is waiting while you are getting your luggage from the overhead bin. The fastest way would be to go column by column because then the entire column can get their bags from the overhead bin at the same time. Try explaining this to passengers though… Also, not everyone has a short connection, or even a connection at all.

[@kiraPh1234k]

@@Finder245 You're right, that's not what I'm saying though. If passengers don't follow the airline instructions, then it delays the boarding process. I wasn't intending to say they use the fastest possible method when giving instructions.

[@Finder245]

@@kiraPh1234k I am with you on boarding. You cannot get there faster by boarding first. Leaving the plane though… nah… if you have something in the overhead bin, you should really let people behind you go before trying to grab that. And to be clear: when I (very rarely) put something up there, I live by the same rule. I usually travel with a very small bag though and put it under the seat.

[@Finder245]

@@hn2405 You know who buys business and first class tickets? Broke people, and business travelers who somehow still have a corporate travel policy that allows those expensive tickets. (...and a few people who truly have more money than they can reasonably spend)

[@Kevin_2435]

Walking is wasting some trivial amount of time that could be used for making but hiring a personal driver seems like a total waste of an astronomical amount of money which is kind of antithetical to actually becoming wealthy. Great advice.

[@IsaacWale2004]

Why didn't they ban TikTok yet? 😭

[@Bacon_allduhway]

IDK BUT IT'S TRASH RIGHT

[@devinroi3886]

I think its the quickest way to cancel ppl

[@althealee9375]

I kind of agree on not dwelling on things you can’t control, but venting about frustration can also be healthy. Also with the whole incentive thing, I love to crochet in my free time and some people have told me I should open an Etsy shop but I refuse because then the thing I do to relax turns into a job

[@Ranch4LIFE]

Walking is for broke people 💀💀

[@furioni333]

Don't touch grass, it's a trap. They want you to be broke.

[@shadowinghatred]

He shouldn't be shitting either. Pooping is for poor people. U need to hold it indefinitely and make that money! 😂😂😂

[@mckenafountain6664]

Exactly! Ur wasting perfectly good waste product

[@beanrandom]

imagine not watching tv

[@not_even_known_yet3167]

I honestly don't watch TV anymore, just KZbin or reading Fanfiction.

[@beanrandom]

@@not_even_known_yet3167 yeah same but like u watch yt from a tv

[@not_even_known_yet3167]

@@beanrandom Nah, I'm too broke for a TV that can access the Internet. But I have Xbox hooked on to it.

[@beanrandom]

@@not_even_known_yet3167 im pretty sure all monitors can be used as a tv

[@StandardGoose]

"Time is too valueable to waste walking, but also you should sit on a plane for an extra 20 minutes instead of getting up. I've totally thought this through."

[@VerchielxKanda]

"It's circling the drain time for humans." - George Carlin

[@smilinkylen5621]

I love how everyones idea of making money now is sitting at a computer. Humanity is f*cked

[@AncientCreature-i2o]

This person is not important. Not at all. I'm lower middle class and I'm happy more often than I'm not. Life is beautiful. I don't want to live to work. No thanks. I'd eat broken glass before I took this person's advice. That's all I have to say.

[@lupus_aeterna7793]

"Walking is for poor people." As he walks down the street. So... is he calling himself broke?

[@SmokeyMcb]

He is a hypocrite. The Lord God in heaven is going to humble that proud and haughty Man because Proverbs 16 says: 16 The preparations of the heart in man, and the answer of the tongue, is from the Lord. 2 All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits. 3 Commit thy works unto the Lord, and thy thoughts shall be established. 4 The Lord hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil. 5 Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to the Lord: though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished. 6 By mercy and truth iniquity is purged: and by the fear of the Lord men depart from evil. 7 When a man's ways please the Lord, he maketh even his enemies to be at peace with him. 8 Better is a little with righteousness than great revenues without right. 9 A man's heart deviseth his way: but the Lord directeth his steps. 10 A divine sentence is in the lips of the king: his mouth transgresseth not in judgment. 11 A just weight and balance are the Lord's: all the weights of the bag are his work. 12 It is an abomination to kings to commit wickedness: for the throne is established by righteousness. 13 Righteous lips are the delight of kings; and they love him that speaketh right. 14 The wrath of a king is as messengers of death: but a wise man will pacify it. 15 In the light of the king's countenance is life; and his favour is as a cloud of the latter rain. 16 How much better is it to get wisdom than gold! and to get understanding rather to be chosen than silver! 17 The highway of the upright is to depart from evil: he that keepeth his way preserveth his soul. 18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. 19 Better it is to be of an humble spirit with the lowly, than to divide the spoil with the proud. 20 He that handleth a matter wisely shall find good: and whoso trusteth in the Lord, happy is he. 21 The wise in heart shall be called prudent: and the sweetness of the lips increaseth learning. 22 Understanding is a wellspring of life unto him that hath it: but the instruction of fools is folly. 23 The heart of the wise teacheth his mouth, and addeth learning to his lips. 24 Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and health to the bones. 25 There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death. 26 He that laboureth laboureth for himself; for his mouth craveth it of him. 27 An ungodly man diggeth up evil: and in his lips there is as a burning fire. 28 A froward man soweth strife: and a whisperer separateth chief friends. 29 A violent man enticeth his neighbour, and leadeth him into the way that is not good. 30 He shutteth his eyes to devise froward things: moving his lips he bringeth evil to pass. 31 The hoary head is a crown of glory, if it be found in the way of righteousness. 32 He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty; and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city. 33 The lot is cast into the lap; but the whole disposing thereof is of the Lord. Proverbs 16

[@bearwitty9690]

"Nagging is (a luxury)for the rich."

[@struggle6996]

0:00 like bro hav u lost all of ur 5 senses??😭🤣

[@I5268-t2d]

On planes I get up right away to stretch my legs and then I sit back down