The Most Delusional Woman on TikTok

[@marugg78]

The more time I'm spending on this planet, the more I come to understand why roosters start their morning with screaming.

[@jjthejetplane9414]

Bro😭

[@peachespavalko1980]

Bahaaaa, oh wise one! You got it!

[@theonlystyx7093]

Best comment. Legendary

[@lealeawalker1820]

😂😂😂

[@flatpigeon9349]

Incredible.

[@camrynh]

For those of you wondering why her eyes were closed it was because she was actively photosynthesizing during filming

[@LovelyGemini246]

I don’t know why but this made me picture her filter feeding like SpongeBob during each cut😂

[@christopherpitts3941]

why do i fel lik this is actually facts lik i can see her trying tht shit

[@sandyquilty3138]

Is that why she was blinking with her eyes closed?

[@katiebarber407]

i thought it was because she was being hypnotized by her husband?

[@fifiturner1002]

Having a little snacky snack while educating us folk

[@davidp2888]

I think she keeps her eyes closed because she knows if she looks into the camera she'll laugh uncontrollably.

[@Hitler88ist]

She’s high bro

[@mercedesswan7205]

Makes sense

[@Heretowatchvideos123]

Yeah makes sense

[@this.is.pointless]

She's full of crap and she knows it. Who does this?!

[@Cpeter133]

I think she can't keep her eyes open because of the weight of all that godawful eyeshadow.

[@Starik-1]

She closes her eyes because she's afraid she'll be blinded by reality

[@KAZUIPRODUCTIONS]

No she trying to open her fourth eye

[@spiderwriter3301]

She's trying to do the same thing as that little budda looking dude that says he is " Channeling" some ancient god..lol

[@laurenmastroviti6543]

I think she's reading her script

[@firetrucksrule5383]

Can we just appreciate for one moment her ability to blink with her eyes closed?

[@Aisha4me]

​@@firetrucksrule5383 girl- everyone can do that....

[@Belzabond]

8:20 As an overweight person, I don't feel more safe because of my weight. I actually feel less safe, less comfortable, more on guard in public (not when I'm around friends and family, though), etc. Being overweight is a big detriment on me and I hate it. I've tried tons of diets but it's so easy to backslide. Her saying these things is just a kick in the teeth

[@musicinthewildwood]

I don't know if you'll see this, but I just wanted to say, try intermittent fasting and fast mimicking (Drs Jason Fung and Walter Longo) After an adult lifetime of trying, this is the only thing I ever did deliberately that ever worked for me. My sister discovered it, and thank goodness for both of us, this worked like a charm. It's not easy and requires commitment, but with that, I can virtually guarantee success. Just thought I'd share. 😁

[@Kelli330]

The Zone and intermittent fasting were game changers for me.

[@wizardtitties4166]

​@musicinthewildwood once again a comment from the internet gave me a good idea.

[@wizardtitties4166]

How the hell are we "more comfortable" when we have to do extra work just to live? Like yeah, losing weight is something to work on but come on.

[@Astralpants]

@@musicinthewildwoodI was going to say this same thing. I’ve been overweight my whole life and I’ve reached a point of unhealthy feelings so I decided to change. I had tried everything in the past but I’ve been intermittent fasting now for 3 months, still basically eating what I want just making more healthy decisions and balancing my meals. I’ve lost 30lbs already and feel so much better fr, I really do think it’s a game changer. Plus it literally makes my stomach shrink so even if I wanted to eat the same amount as before I just can’t cause I’ve adapted to this life style

[@csmith4211]

As a lactose intolerant and celiac, I for one can vouch this lady is nuts

[@KakashiLvr26]

Best comment

[@Miss_Akashiya]

Same and that's what I thought too 💀

[@wannab8320]

I also am allergic to milk and I have a decent relationship with both my parents. So no she's crazy

[@chelsea__bates]

same bro

[@ImdefinitelynotCobaltion]

Hey I’m lactose

[@shottwice]

"If you crave dairy, you crave a mother figure" made my brain cells overclock.

[@ZebraLuv]

Wait until someone tells her grown men tend to be s3xually attracted to b00bs.

[@uwskie8672]

Guess you're a mama's boy

[@stephenallen4635]

I mean I crave cheese like cocaine, I also want a dommy mommy but those are clearly two different emotions

[@sylvainherbin2936]

Guys can someone explain to me what’s « craving » cause I never heard/ seen this word, and I was like « wtf is she talking about » thanks for the people who will reply

[@stephenallen4635]

@@sylvainherbin2936 a strong desire thats constantly on your mind

[@chilibeer3912]

Any chance she keeps her eyes closed because she burned her retinas by staring directly into the sun trying to consume “prana?”

[@peachespavalko1980]

Yep. That’s *gotta* be it. Great catch! 🔥 😂

[@charlesclark6513]

No that's just what happens when you have 12 strands of dna

[@eeeriebrilliance]

She wasn't even staring into the sun to receive prana, she was just staring into it because she's crazier than cat $#!+ and doesn't know any better

[@nightfairy299]

No idea what she thinks prana means but that just means life in sanskrit, she was probably trying to sound exotic and Google translated it

[@Monster_NopeNope]

Me: *chugging a whole litre of choccy milk* “ mmmmm, mother” Me: *consuming whole loaf of bread* “dad?, you’re back”

[@privateinformation2960]

.... wait.... dad did say he was just going up the street for some milk 30 years ago..... that slimy b....

[@killer_queen4062]

😭🤣

[@favoritemustard3542]

Dip your bread in your milk: lil bro!

[@ragnaros7889]

With how many dad going for milk and never comming back you'd think milk would represent father

[@adudewhoasked7123]

@@ragnaros7889 I think it makes sense that milk is mom.

[@MissThaaang]

Her kindergarten teacher once said “use your imagination” and here we are today

[@moralles-l7b]

who tf birthed this thing?

[@F1986R]

She took that as a way of life, a theory of everything : )

[@tashacanney2362]

She doesn't ever open her eyes when she's spewing all her insanity because she's blind to actual knowledge/ facts, life.

[@kristinegangman7756]

​@@GChr15Even with the explanation of she's probably reading a script it is still weird. I really want to pull her eyelids up. It's a little disturbing unless she have eye problems I don't really know what's happening 😭 If her eyes is functional then it's for real creepy.

[@danielbrundidge8395]

It's that smug egotistical sense of "I mustn't allow you simple peons to look upon my gaze, for I alone know the answers to all the big questions, and to even look into my eyes would cause your very heart to explode". It's a God complex. Flat out plain and simple, she believes herself to be God or a spiritual deity

[@alwaysamongdragons7354]

@ChrisKatsu I think it is as simple as she truly believes she is tapping into some kind of spiritual knowledge. Closing her eyes and letting her mind wander into her imagination and spewing whatever she thinks of as if it is a revelation from some unknown spiritual being or whatever.

[@The_Beautifully_insane]

Simp, it's because she's blind to what is actually happening

[@marinaSassygUrl88]

Are an you android user?Those are some cool emojis 😂

[@duffin.caprous]

I hate that this woman has her eyes closed almost the entire time because she probably thinks it makes her look wise.

[@Heretowatchvideos123]

It just makes her look silly

[@ayo8032]

I thought it was just to show off her perfectly symmetrical winged eyeliner.

[@EllisDee2236]

She knows she's lieing and this is how she "cover" herself... just "monitor" lieing ppl! ;) :P SOOOO FUN! :D

[@LuffyXDGumGum]

fr

[@LuffyXDGumGum]

@@EllisDee2236 lying*

[@emilymelis6611]

I am a biologist, which means I am used to people getting the most basic concepts wrong and refusing to be corrected which can be very frustrating (especially if it involves the care of animals or children). But this time I just feel pain. Mainly a headache.

[@Mango-zz3vt]

Oof, I'm sorry that you need to hear this B.S.

[@Solar_Axis]

It's alarming to me how often ppl refuse expert opinions about their children and pet's health. Like... WHY? This person knows so much more than you, why would you refuse to learn better information?

[@emilymelis6611]

@@Solar_Axis I have two theories as to why: For starters, most people refuse to understand that although biology is the most unstable science of them all, it is in fact a science. This means that people think that they understand how the world works because they know that a plant needs water and an animal food. But don't care to know how all that truly works. example: a giraffe is a herbivore, but it can not just eat any plant or tree on this world. In fact most are deadly for giraffes. So people know: giraffe eats tree, so tree safe. Not why that specific tree is part of their diet and others aren't, etc. "why would a giraffe live on the grasslands and not in the forests if it eats trees?" But also, people do not like to be corrected. If they ask you a question, they are willing to learn. If they make a statement you have to agree, or they shut down. Especially when you have to correct people on something they physically did. Because that means that they didn't just not understand a certain concept, it means they have been doing something wrong. They get ashamed and don't want to admit it. The ego is our worst enemy.

[@Solar_Axis]

@@emilymelis6611 "Unstable" doesn't feel accurate. "Confusing and complex" feels a little better. I'm not gonna try to say I know more than you (that'd be ironic lol) especially since I don't know jack shit about biology, but I do know that it's **extremely** complicated. There's so many different ways organisms and cells can react that it would be virtually impossible for one person to learn them all. And, you know, some people don't really have the capacity to learn it lmao

[@emilymelis6611]

@@Solar_Axis I meant unstable as in, it is constantly changing. So you end up with conclusions beginning with: Within these environments, at the time of research, within this specific population etc. Whatever I have researched so far, can be invalid within a few years. A certain population chimpanzees has shown that they have the capacity to predict the foreseeable future like us , a certain individual cheetah decided to go swimming with her cubs, and a lion climbs a tree. When I started my biology journey we still made statements like: apes do not (yet) have the ability to plan ahead, cheetahs don't swim and lions don't sleep in trees. Especially when we are talking about environmental related situations, or behaviors, biology is constantly surprising researches and changing.

[@Lisa-bk1vh]

I think the most infuriating thing is that she referred to Pasta as a "baked thing"

[@HateshWarkio]

I think the baked one is her

[@EiFarted]

She keeps her eyes closed because she’s talking in her sleep. That’s why none of the bs that comes out her mouth makes.

[@XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD]

Lmao

[@fnfethusiast6508]

And we all thought that the girl that thinks the sun is fake, the sky is a lie and clouds are ufos was the delusional one. We got a new contender here

[@W.E.M.L]

*gets the sky is a lie tattooed*

[@strangemanmtd8350]

I am going to boof prana.

[@PastyPineapple]

I want to see them debate each other

[@joshelrod6282]

Don't forget the guy who says birds aren't real

[@RazyrDiarmait]

​@@joshelrod6282Some of the birds are actual drones, but to say all birds are fake is just... delusional.

[@flavavicious]

She should open her eyes… to the truth. 😮

[@dorelle]

Boodoom chhh!🥁

[@RageUnchained]

I see what you did there, cause unlike her my eyes are open

[@whatsuppup852]

She had me at first with the gaining weight thing- if there’s something mentally/emotionally that’s affecting someone and making them move less/eat more (or eat less healthy foods) then I can see the argument that emotions/mental state kinda indirectly impact weight gain. But then she just kept talking and it all went downhill from there😭

[@chelscara]

They know they gotta start with something true to back up all the bs they’re about to spew

[@s_spiritstar]

@@chelscaranice

[@claritystarthorne4159]

Yeah, it started off making me think of how stress hormones can also actually cause you to gain weight, some medications as well.. but no, magic weight gain to protect yourself LOL

[@Spiralredd]

​@@chelscaraspitting bars

[@Spiralredd]

Bro if a girl came up to me and said this I'm calling the priest to perform an exorcism

[@Momoka-mt6pw]

I don’t think I’ve ever been so bamboozled or gobsmacked before in my life…she just spits bars and doesn’t elaborate 😭😭

[@reneemachuca3026]

Btw she’s the ceo of scentbird

[@SuTu1122]

For real? 😮

[@reneemachuca3026]

@@SuTu1122yes!!!

[@Moonlightstars3]

Wait wha-

[@anqeliclauren]

!!

[@hokannin]

I think she installed AI in her brain that randomly generates scripts

[@skunkrat01]

Most rational explanation I've seen

[@nodrvgs]

I hope he never turns off this comment section. Lmao

[@Mr.N0B0DY.3D]

Explains the hallucinations

[@robyncore]

Underrated comment

[@dirtykraut]

I bet this whole thing is just cleverly harvesting the attentionspan of randoms, because you watch it and wait for somthing, but it's never coming. 😢

[@seanspartan2023]

Reminds me of the Breatharian couple who said they got all the nourishment they needed from sunlight and later got caught eating fast food 😂

[@judewilsethsalinas7114]

Must be a lot of sunlight in there

[@visceratrocar]

Wasn't there one breathitarian lady who believed it so completely she starved to death?

[@victoriagilarranz6804]

Since the internet is rife with weirdos and grifters, I'm not sure if it's the same couple, but there was a breatharian couple who was caught with food and deflected by claiming to their followers that they were only "social eaters." It was pathetic, I hope nobody believed them.

[@thirtythreeeyes8624]

Breatharians has got to be one of the funniest grifts, the originator of it was caught at a fast food place to I believe haha people are so incredibly dumb and gullible.

[@useruser-dr1fr]

Prana is another word used by breatharians. Also, this lady needs to get help.

[@riceracm]

_Almost all_ that I could think while she was talking was *”WHY. ARE. HER. EYES. CLOSED??”* It was a painful experience 😅

[@scp_67]

so she can't see the haters

[@ThawBerry]

every time she would BLINK with her eyes CLOSED 😭

[@chantelleuzumaki]

​@ThawBerry oh no, I didn't notice until you said something! 😂

[@riceracm]

@@chantelleuzumaki Aw man, sorry about that! Now try to ignore it! 🤪😆

[@pogpurin]

@@ThawBerryit drives me insane 😭

[@CajunBooThing]

She's got her eyes shut because she loves the sound of her own babble and doesn't want anything to distract her. She is just blabbing herself to sleep, saying any idiot thing that pops, echoing, into her head.

[@frogganna]

This woman keeps her eyes closed so much that she has no idea what is going on around her...

[@RenaissanceWaffle]

Dang, Jack has got to have some SERIOUS mommy issues considering how much cheese he regularly eats

[@clemensmoser6788]

Imagine talking to her at a bar, because she looks nice and then she starts talking about this shit. What do you do? Back away slowly, while agreeing to her statements, so she dosnt come after you?

[@DawnKellyMedia]

Run.

[@sarabekesi6517]

her eyes are closed, she cant see you getting away 😂

[@Mr.N0B0DY.3D]

I'd still go for her. It would be awesome talking to her, the unique insane shit is a one in a billion experience

[@Spiralredd]

​@@Mr.N0B0DY.3D 😂😂😂

[@Spiralredd]

​@@Mr.N0B0DY.3DDinner and a show

[@fidelarroyoiii7180]

Tiktok is the only place I could think of that annihilates people's minds and mental health and ends up making people say randomly stupid things like how this woman is doing

[@ThePresidentialBafoons]

Yep

[@BatLB]

Shes not the one manipulated by tiktok, shes one of those who manipulate. The conspiracy equivalent to hate speech

[@pinkie7017]

They've been aronde since wayyy before tiktok but now they have a giant platform to throwntheir nonsense at

[@BatLB]

@@pinkie7017 yeah, thats the scary thing. the crazy witch in the woods is now a influencer.

[@thefirstloser]

Just think about it: What happens to all of these beggers on TikTok when it should get banned? Do they end up on the streets and they fight with the real beggars out there and TikTok beggars end up as slaves for the old beggars?

[@nomesdoggie5871]

I knew you were the kind of Duck who loves his mother. Like Mr.T said, "no fools, no suckers, be good to your mother".

[@Oreoaxolotl1]

Exhibit A: 00:01. Me eating my bagel with butter and cheese ("grated mild red cheddar and mozzarella" it says on the packet) while drinking milk all when watching this: Edit: Exhibit B: 2:44. There is no more to say.

[@davyjones3755]

She's gonna start a sun cult,I'm calling it

[@ThePresidentialBafoons]

Bet

[@temnospondyliPie]

happy happyism

[@chelscara]

7:11 yes, I’ve been to therapy. I gain weight when I get sexually harassed! I finally realized when I had worked out and lost 20lbs over a few months and was doing great, then a guy followed me home in his car trying to talk to me and refusing to leave me alone. Gained 25lbs in one month. That’s when feelings relate to food (obviously that’s not true for everyone but just an example). It takes effort to deconstruct and work through. But it aint subconscious familial cravings, it’s just a trauma response 🙃🙃

[@cakerolls3788]

All podcasts deserve a host, but not all hosts deserve a podcast

[@bahir66377]

What a poor little podcast with no host!😢

[@rachealjohnson9739]

This is the first video ive watched from you And im hollering at your commentary 😂 I also study psychology and criminology at uni. When people close their eyes like this, it means that they don't want to see what others are gonna react. It's a subconscious natural reaction.

[@louiseviau9586]

I’ve heard that people often inadvertently close their eyes when they are actively lying. In this case I think she might be closing her eyes because deep down she realizes she is spewing pure BS.

[@Molly-nj8fi]

Yes

[@SandAngels73]

She had all that written on the inside of her eyelids and she's reading it. 😂

[@mimi-my5bl]

DEAD 😂

[@Rayz-]

3:17 hey you shouldn’t make fun of her. Her dad went to buy bread and never returned

[@AmazingMelodiesYouTube]

Her mom went for the milk

[@IsaacPhillips-r4x]

Damn it’s switched

[@Lim3Drag0nGam1ng]

Knowing that real people out there think this is how the world works makes me lose faith in humanity

[@ThePresidentialBafoons]

Yep

[@j_p_jr.487]

It makes me lose faith in humanity.

[@Lim3Drag0nGam1ng]

​@@j_p_jr.487 Thank You

[@j_p_jr.487]

​@@Lim3Drag0nGam1ng😉👍

[@Chucklet]

Oh Ive already lost faith in humanity.

[@OliverGorham]

9:19 Uh, Madam? The evolved species name you're looking for is uh... called a plant. I don't really think that humans will ever turn into those... much less within thousands of years.

[@xXTECHxKNIGHTXx]

She's so baked she can't even keep her eyes open anymore 😂

[@francreeps4509]

I think her eyes are closed because of a filter, she seems to still blink despite her eyes being closed. I have weird thoughts sometimes and I write them down because I like to write fiction, i think this woman needs to write a fantasy novel, not pass her shower thoughts as revolutionary information

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Considering you already showed us the "craving dairy is craving mom," clip, i feel like craving baked goods is gonna be like... craving a strong father, or paternal discipline.

[@yuki97kira]

Im craving water, must mean i need a fish figure

[@themindhelp9584]

​@@yuki97kira 'bitch you thirsty go get yourself water...you don t need a fish figure' do you know what I meaaan????? Omggggosh Im dyinggg🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ifynwamma]

😂😂😂😂​@@yuki97kira

[@Nukacherry16]

I'd love to see people like her to try and talk to an astrophysicist.

[@caduexcharles3957]

She's so smug that her eyes are permanently stuck together 😂....yo, what if she's 100% right about everything? 😂

[@arthurneddysmith]

9:03 She's an "expert on evolution" and not only does she think "homo sapp-iens" is a thing, but she spells it as one word: "homosapiens".

[@celticlightning9703]

Anyone that keeps their eyes closed while telling others something is usually a telltale sign that they are full of it and they know it. A mechanism a liar uses to hide themselves from the people they are talking to. Like an ostrich burying it's head in a whole to hide from a predator.

[@gazepskotzs4]

You're right except for the ostrich thing.

[@celticlightning9703]

@@gazepskotzs4 I was trying to go for a similarity. Now I read it back and a yeah there could've been a better one.

[@gazepskotzs4]

@@celticlightning9703 i get your point , i am just a bird geek 😅🤣

[@celticlightning9703]

@@gazepskotzs4 😂 nothing wrong with that. I'm always interested in points that people are smarter than me have. Unless it's total lunacy of course.

[@gazepskotzs4]

@@celticlightning9703 i am not that smart, i just know a lot about birds😏🤔🤫

[@unctep]

I browsed through a handful of her videos... she's gonna be famous sometime in the future. Not for her advice or teachings though - she's 100% a future cult leader.

[@Spiralredd]

Order of the sun food temple 😂

[@buffer_brain1917]

based off the intro, i am almost 100% sure she is grifting. That’s just a cold reading tactic. Notice how she was very broad about the gluten thing, and the family thing? Because wider she casts her net, the more likely she is to catch people who are impressionable enough to believe her. How much you wanna bet she’s selling “magic healing remedies” on the same page as this?

[@HomestuckShinanegans]

She's already kinda famous? If I remember right she's like. The CEO of scentbird... You know... A thing that sponsors quite a few KZbinrs on here 😂

[@bigmona2741]

@@HomestuckShinanegansis she??

[@bigmona2741]

@@HomestuckShinanegansOMG!! She is!!! 😮

[@quijadriss7650]

I don't know. After both my father's and grandfather's funerals, we went to Italian restaurants. Maybe it's because we were all craving our father' energy, or maybe it was because we are Italian.

[@eeeriebrilliance]

"Our DNA's are being activated" I love that

[@Mysteri0usChannel]

People who crave doughy goods, in her world, probably actually crave their father's love. I've heard that somewhere already. Craving dairy = craving mommy, craving gluten = craving daddy.

[@babyboo906]

I've heard that before I know it's a saying fr sure but is it true ?¿?¿

[@chariotdrvr14]

Sigmund Freud: 'Sometimes a baguette is just a baguett.'

[@housofpsychoticwomn]

freud was the first person i thought of when she said that LMFAO

[@Arch_]

Sorry to hear about your father, August. ❤

[@sillycreatureXD]

We’re here for you❤

[@BlushnBlossoms]

The fact that my "father" had abused me and ruined my family, That first one is literally delusional. She doesn't realize that people out here might not even have any parents, abusive parents or family issues.

[@miriamharbour5613]

Those who have these issues would especially crave father security.

[@buffer_brain1917]

Yeah, based off that intro, i am almost 100% sure she is grifting. That’s just a cold reading tactic. Notice how she was very broad about the gluten thing, and the family thing? Because wider she casts her net, the more likely she is to catch people who are impressionable enough to believe her. How much you wanna bet she’s selling “magic healing remedies” on the same page as this?

[@Kalaphant]

2:10 1. You're craving stupidity 2. You're craving attention 3. You're craving watching more videos from thisismariyaofficial 4. You're craving more "since sliced bread" phrases 5. You're craving being poor 6. You're craving no one knowing you edit: I kept watching, and. wut

[@Marshmellowhead654]

11:16 yeah I just looked at the sun and it’s not doing a whole lot

[@MightyMaticus]

How are her eyes so closed but still manage to blink? This lady is the mantis people.

[@samholdsworth420]

Probably using a Filter

[@chunkycheesemonkey99]

Coming from vague knowledge on the subject of psychology, she may have her eyes closed because avoiding "eye contact" (in this case camera contact) is often a thing people do when theyre bullshitting

[@karasu543]

This woman really said task failed successfully 😂

[@saoandfatefan9322]

I'm honestly speechless.... i feel like a couple of my brain cells disintegrated from hearing this...

[@tanzpenhalluriack3299]

😁same

[@dancesmokesmile344]

7:48 you can also gain weights because of hormones, even if you don’t change your eating habits and exercise habits, as far as I understand. Most women might gain weight after a hysterectomy, according to doctors and those that have had hysterectomies

[@Gil999-9]

And if you're craving fried okra and catfish you're really just craving your cousin.

[@Maya-Hayden]

You’re right, nothing could’ve prepared me for “the energy of your father”. You know what I’ll give it to her, that’s deep.

[@strawbunny93]

I was thinking she was going to say physical intimacy since bread often symbolizes flesh. That or Jesus Christ lol.

[@MeemahSN]

@@strawbunny93 I never wish to think of bread as flesh. Don’t put that image in my head, you nugget.

[@_SunscreenQueen_]

The way she rolls her head around and mispronunced words like « evoooolllved » is driving me crazy

[@Th3Whit3Rabbits]

So that's why I uncontrolably yell "oh, daddy!" When I bite into a croissant...it all makes sense now...

[@reverie2185]

6:41 yeah these are the types of cartoons that throw in some Sanskrit words like Prana, Chakra, Karma, Guru in the middle of their stupid videos without even knowing the meaning behind it. Prana literally means "being alive" lol

[@zombiequeen7754]

Ty august for all your hard work putting together these videos! You never fail to brighten my day! Thank you and plz keep up great work! Much love and positivity to all!

[@Supernimo735]

Yes

[@exuluity]

We had a tiktoker that thinks he is "famous" on Tiktok so that means he cant get arrested now this lady. istg its gonna get worse somehow

[@johnfitzgerald4456]

Exactly, 15 years ago nobody would've believed that the two oddities you mentioned were facts. Ti☠To☠ will mangle many young brains and rewire mostly American youths to be unable to concentrate for more than a few moments. I'm grey haired and balding so I'm gonna miss the catastrophe that's eventual. I do worry about me adult daughter and my grandson. What a crazy wacky world we are spinning on, all of use that use devices are helping AI to learn how to please and displease all of us. We are Alpha to the coming roll-out of AI controls. ✌& ❤

[@HighPriestessLilithVala88]

The world going to a Creepy Crazy Place In a Bad Worse way Thanks to Ppl Abuse Social media especially TikToc 😂😂😂😂😢😢😢

[@SOKAR_EX]

The only logical explanation is that she took some of them Mario mushrooms

[@LlamaMonster]

Sometimes I crave coffee ice cream so that means I should identify as a flock of Canadian geese.

[@vikkipink1288]

I am so glad I found this channel. The humor is just perfect. You aren’t afraid to be a little bit mean without going to into like actually offensive territory.

[@Yuna__Lolz]

2:30 I ACTUALLY SAID A FATHERLY FIGURE AS A JOKE💀 im waiting for that money August

[@ManateeMaiden]

“Sun Chips just aren’t doin’ it for me anymore” 😂

[@Sharauni]

I love that she keeps her eyes closed, acting like she's getting this crazy info from some higher source when in reality it's likely a defense because she's lying and spouting complete BS. Anyone that believes her needs a therapist way more than her "advice".

[@opheliamunroe1110]

The fact that this woman is the CEO of Scentbird actually ruined my day 💀

[@gacha._.amethystxx]

4:24 This is actually true, she's not lying about this one. I've done my research so have others where I live. Like the president where I live literally talked about 5D new Earth and Eden 2.

[@anokayperson8744]

3:09 that surprised me-

[@BenKellyMusic92]

She kinda reminds me of the Love Has Won woman from Dr Phil, for some reason 🤷🏽‍♂️ Also August, sorry to hear about your Dad. Hearing her spout that rubbish at the start must have touched a nerve in a big way ❤

[@sarab2324]

What’s even more sad is that some people believe her.

[@Gentilchat]

I want to lock her and Freud into a room just to observe them like a scientist and see what happens

[@donthekidd7505]

5:33 there is a man who does this exact same stick he has people pay him to pretend that he is channeling beings from outside of Earth and he sits there telling them how to live their life

[@genericamerican7574]

*When poor and middle class people become true believers of nonsense they become homeless ⛺️⛺️* *When wealthy people become true believers of nonsense they become grifting influencers who sell consultations, seminars, and retreats.👾👾👾👾👾*

[@dariethharding1435]

I can already see her saying you hate milk because of your relationship with your mother than ramble about that random stuff again

[@ThePresidentialBafoons]

Mhm

[@LunaRealized]

@@ThePresidentialBafoonsnah bro ur a robot

[@ThePresidentialBafoons]

@@LunaRealized I ain't no robot bro I'm just an August fan

[@LunaRealized]

@@ThePresidentialBafoons then you are a sad person who replies to every comment with one word answer and has done so over 1000 times on this channel

[@ThePresidentialBafoons]

@@LunaRealized I can't? In which country do I live in were I cannot do that? I honestly don't care what you say

[@KuntryKompton]

Don't do drugs kids and stay in school and pay attention because if you don't you could end up like her

[@fireredgaming1]

August uses the word “delusional” I use the word “uneducated”

[@mandeanraje2300]

😂😂 I really thought you were exaggerating with the dairy and bread craving 😂. Nobody could have guessed that.

[@trulyblaze8317]

I didn’t think stupidity could even evolve but here we are apparently we are making stuff up now Btw august love you videos you are such a great pick to watch

[@IdrkAnymore-]

The way she said hErBIvoRes I just died

[@zanexGHG]

I always go to bed at like 1/2 am and literally everytime I watch youtube before sleeping I see you on my foryou page and your videos genuinely make me wanna question my entire existence.

[@Gdub33]

2:25 I predict she will say you need your mommy. How do i know? Cuz it was in the intro lol. Now where is my 100 thousand bucks?

[@justmehi310]

5:10 that means no UrBiVoReS

[@jayinaterasomness9098]

8:41 "Let diabetes take you away."

[@fakebobbyhill296]

This is why people’s doctors should be monitoring patients tiktoks. She could get the help she needs so much faster that way.

[@CasualCatOfficial]

August has taught me so many life lessons. I love his content and he's so underrated.

[@Joephielle]

I’m not joking when I say I was thinking she was going to say Father for the pizza cravings. I want my $100,000 now.

[@clayton2772]

Someone misunderstood the therapist last week or maybe we all adopted

[@varanus_komodoensis3723]

You owe me $100k, August! I guessed her bread thing correctly! I can’t prove I didn’t cheat, so you’ll just have to trust me, but I was really proud of myself for figuring it out. I do listen to a lot of podcasts and videos about pseudoscience, so I am familiar with how her woo community thinks, so that might have given me an advantage.

[@alainga10]

Split half with me 😭

[@umbrellacorp.]

She's making the blonde who said lyme disease look smart. I prefer the blonde. 😂 And when I crave milk and certain foods I desire my wife NOT my mother. My mother used to abuse me and beat me, I hate my mother. I think about my wife when I smell my favorite foods. 🥰

[@Optimusprime-ss7sp]

Good for you 😂. Wives are better than mothers

[@umbrellacorp.]

@@Optimusprime-ss7sp I never had a good relationship with my mother. Long story, I don't want to talk about it.

[@Optimusprime-ss7sp]

@@umbrellacorp. Believe me I can somewhat feel your pain. My step-mother is an a-hole too. Not that that matters because step-parents are awful anyway. It's the reason why we call them the word "step". There naturally abusive

[@umbrellacorp.]

@@Optimusprime-ss7sp It's my BIRTH mother that treated me like shit growing up. And she abused my wife and kids when I got married. I bet your story is just as bad as mine with your Step mother?.

[@nichelseadenay]

The fact that she is talking with her eyes closed is scary on top of the lies she is spreading.

[@nanatsureina]

I swear this lady can write a sci-fi novel and it would sell

[@yesto3rrishuman]

2:45 Ah yes, because I totally would want the energy of my father, who would verbally and physically abuse me and my brother. One time he damn near drowned me because I splashed him with water in the pool. he also told my brother that he would make it to 6 years old because he was gonna k'll him. my dad would job hop all the time to avoid paying child support for his first child. he was also accused of SA'ing a young girl

[@SphealSocietyCEO-Phleggs]

Out of everything, the thing that irked me the most was when she said 'Homo Sapien' soo incorrectly i felt my braincells divebombing off of my frontal cortex.