The Most Pointless Ads of All Time

[@ScottCramer]

Chocolate milk is kinda tasty tho ngl

[@jackn.1120]

In moderation. But it’s basically a junk drink

[@thatguynamedsam103]

Yeah have you ever had a milk man deliver because it’s soo good just expensive way better than store bought

[@evilandmaliciouswarwick]

special drink

[@jimmyjab190]

It's the worst one tbh, caramel flavour milk is the best

[@thedoctah1428]

Powder or syrup though?

[@alicejp1231]

“He needs some milk” was the best accidental milk campaign

[@pj.0]

definitely

[@PossiblyAlena]

It was the best milk campaign period it was accidental and was better than all accidental and intentional campaigns

[@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777]

and the demon guys in morph suits, that always made me want some milk

[@cjnogodula]

That meme actually made me drink milk, everytime someone says "He needs some milk" it makes me want milk

[@anonymouslizard1601]

"he needs some milk" was definitely the worst accidental milk campaign. If it didn't exist, my brother wouldn't recite it in the worst voice ever 5000 times a day.

[@lilyz5734]

Scott has such strong camp counselor vibes

[@AlisonChains13]

SO strong

[@rosecity_chris]

His counselor name would be "frog" lol

[@x_dana_x]

the one that’s kinda dorky but we still keep him around bc he’s nice :,)

[@connorgooderl5656]

As someone who’s been a camp counselor several times... yup!

[@poorly-hiddendevices2288]

Or the cool youth pastor that is actually funny but the teens still find him a bit cringe

[@FootlessJo]

I was TERRIFIED of that arms-ripped-off ad as a kid....thankfully, as an adult, only one leg ripped off so, PHEW, dodged a bullet 😜

[@Anthadan]

“And that’s why...you always leave a note.”

[@ScottCramer]

Jo omg 😂

[@ko_cove]

Ayy Jo, lovely to see you here 😁🧡

[@markdabomb5784]

if you were so scared you should have just drank milk

[@not_the_useless_cake856]

Next they're gonna have santa fall off his sleigh and die because he didnt feed his reindeer any milk r he dies because people didnt put out milk with the cookies and he dies from dehydration. That would be great for christmas, an old man dying in the snow

[@kathychiley5893]

I used to be allergic to milk (not lactose intolerant, asphyxiation) and for some reason it was such a problem in elementary school. no lunch lady could wrap their heads around it and kept trying to push a milk carton onto my tray and say "now don't throw this away again" we had peanut free tables, but i kept having to argue w old ladies about milk

[@HungerGamesFan00]

i fully understand that this is stupid, but did you ever just drink it and show them what can very well happen when they force you to drink milk instead of just. like. allowing you to not do so

[@anname7373]

@@HungerGamesFan00 that's asking them to gamble with their life. I have similar anaphylactic allergies. If the OP had done that, there's a chance not even an epipen could save their lives. It may not have been something the lunch ladies would've seen the OP live to regret. An epipen is a last resort that may not work. It is not a "get out of anaphylaxis free" card, as many think. An epipen raises your chances of surviving the dance with death, but it's no guarantee.

[@katsdraws]

My dad forced me to drink a glass of milk every night at dinner. Wouldn’t let me leave the table if I didn’t finish it. So I chugged the whole glass and then threw up on his shoes. 🥰

[@noellefritz5678]

@@katsdraws just pour it on the ground every time, even if he kept refilling it theres only so many times he could before there was no more milk left in the house

[@Naokarma]

@@HungerGamesFan00 "Why didn't kids with peanut allergies just eat peanutbutter and die in the cafeteria just to prove a point?"

[@henlex6424]

The fact that they never used cereal.... like running out of milk only sucks if you already poured a bowl. Its heart breaking

[@bebecranney8740]

There was one with the Trix rabbit that had that

[@Bee-kv5tx]

Oh don't forget when you get half way done with making something that needs milk and you go grab it and there's nothing.....that happened to me the other day when I was making box Mac and cheese.....my sadness was unmeasurable

[@digitalharmony26]

@@Bee-kv5tx what an absolutely heartbreaking story.

[@corinneadair2119]

They are saving that as a last resort

[@noahhill841]

@@Bee-kv5tx and your day was ruined

[@jakem9198]

Politicians starting pushing milk propaganda has to be the funniest phrase ever

[@StopTheViolence1729]

Fr😂😂

[@littlewyzard]

yeah but also kind of scary the longer you think about it 😳

[@kaiyotee2475]

@@littlewyzardda na na na na na

[@Beyondthe5thPanel]

“....the government is run by cows” *Chick-Fil-A has entered the chat*

[@jblue1622]

Had the same thought, those cows are livin’ rent-free in our brains

[@okrasamwich]

Banana Republic start laughing from the corner

[@AstroVanilla]

@@jblue1622 eat mor chikin, pay less workers

[@megaascension2748]

I had an awful experience in Kindergarten where we were forced to drink milk past its expiration date in Kindergarten. Several students, myself included, got sick. I never drank milk from the cafeteria again. They made me get milk for two years until eventually they stopped making me. Late in fifth grade, they finally let me drink water because I was always really nice and they didn't want me to go without drinking anything like I had for five years at that point.

[@HutchIsOnYT]

Cap

[@ZeallustImmortal]

Yeah, we had spoiled milk pretty dang often at my schools.

[@ZeallustImmortal]

​@@HutchIsOnYTHappens all the time. Just look up "spoiled school milk"

[@monsterhanna6691]

That's ridiculous! Why the hell would they make you or anyone else drink that? I'm so sorry.

[@noahdillon9908]

Am I the only one who never realized just how much drinking milk was pushed in school until now?

[@cezarysobczak3979]

Scott literally talks about it like 6 minutes into the video...

[@JsYTA]

@@cezarysobczak3979 That's why he just realized it....

[@amberreed5324]

My mom helps give food from the schools to the students, and it's required they get milk with it. Like, some weeks it's a gallon per child. So if you have 3 children in your house, and you go to the pickup, that's 3 gallons of milk you HAVE to take in order to get the food. It is pushed so hard lol

[@Karamarika]

@@amberreed5324 yeah, but how much of that is a push for the health of the children vs the dairy industry wanting to sell more milk? Personally, I think it's the former more than the latter since the milk distributed that way wouldn't make the dairy industry much money since it would be at a discount. They would need to sell a LOT of volume to make up the difference in price. Milk is very much a kid's drink. I loved milk when I was young until I drank too much and puked it up all over the floor. Haven't had straight milk since then.

[@amberreed5324]

@@Karamarika Idk how much is which. The food is given for free since it's a public school, so the gov is paying for it anyway. I'm just saying it's a bit much, since (granted every kid is different but) my has always bought like 2 gallons for a family of five and we barely get through them before they go bad. It still is the schools being forced to push milk, whichever it is.

[@lasagna312]

I never thought about how weird it was that there was a whole ad campaign for just... milk. Like, no specific brand or anything, just any milk.

[@thebrideofghostface]

Oh yeah.... imagine ads for just.... water? Like that'd be so weird. Or like...carrots.

[@Parcha64]

"Beef. It's what's for dinner"

[@-Teague-]

Fun fact, there used to be ads like this in the 60s and 70s for raisins. Literally just ads to get people to eat raisins.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

At least the milk ads here in Denmark are for the specific dairy company, Arla.

[@hesgoneplaid6478]

That’s because no matter what brand of milk you buy, it’s all produced by the same conglomerate of dairy farmers. And these ads came straight from the dairy farmers.

[@TheCherryKinz]

My elementary school was decked out in got milk posters and I didn't realize until now how odd it was that every classroom had big dairy propaganda

[@xdlr22]

I realized it because I absolutely despised milk after my dad bought into the stuff and just forced me to drink two ginormous glasses a day. Which honestly made me feel sick. Idk about you, but the thing he said about not even having water as an option at lunch was true at my school too, and it just made me hate milk even more.

[@charlesnathansmith]

Plus the food pyramid posters encouraging 11+ servings of grain a day

[@crystallotus3422]

There’s an ad in my high school that has the statement *studies show that teens who choose milk instead of sugary drinks are more physically fit than their peers* yeah. You know what else you can apply that statistic to? Water. And I reiterate Scott’s statement about drinking milk before sports but I would also like to add that if you brought milk to a hot sports game, IT’S GONNA SPOIL! Also those KZbin ads that claim *milk hydrates better than water* literally no it doesn’t. They’re not just hiding the truth, they’re lying

[@lizzieloohoo9484]

I remember a few years ago, there was a Canadian ad for "Have you been checking your milk? You might be having *American* milk." So America was trying to sell milk here (Canada) which I found that really funny back then and now

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

Was there a problem with American milk? Or was the problem that it was American lol

[@Lucy-uu7bb]

​@@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 Probably just a patriotism thing, like how a network has to have a certain amount of Canadian channels

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

@@Lucy-uu7bb Yeah,I guess that makes sense

[@michaelharris520]

Milk sales for the last 40 years: 📉📉📉 Milk sales after Scott’s hit single:📈📈📈

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

I like how failing charts are green and successing ones are red.

[@cordax63]

*blue

[@kaigao4842]

@@cordax63 on google its green, on apple and windows its blue

[@Bumblerage32]

yeah now i want some milk

[@nerdscornercollectibles7902]

I pull up to the crib and ask if they got milk today

[@its__Ev]

I hadn't thought about how weird it was that schools literally did not offer water. My first couple of years of elementary school they had lemonade but after that it was plain milk, chocolate milk, or very occasionally strawberry milk. Plus, my school didn't allow us to bring water bottles. They really had a bunch of kids drinking milk with their hamburger with no other option

[@alolanpikachu7330]

That’s like just wrong

[@jessepadilla2400]

Now thats just weird

[@toribarlow1000]

Tbh honestly the same. Wasn't another option untill high school but it was an extra fee. At that point there was also a juice option. But again not until HighSchool. They discouraged us bringing outside bevarages and we weren't allowed to leave to the water fountain during eating period. As someone with lactose intolerance I rejoiced when the tiny container of juice arrived for no extra fee.

[@MaterialMenteNo]

I've seen some American youtuber stating that they were surprised that people from other countries would drink only water while eating. Apparently in the USA it's costumary to drink soda instead of water. I wonder if it has something to do with these weird "no-water rules" you're talking about (and if that's the case, I wonder if it's possible to estimate just how much extra sugar the average person has swallowed because of this bad habit)

[@Currentlyprocrastinating37]

@@MaterialMenteNo not all of us drink sodas with our meals, but you made a good point! I guess the people who got school lunches were more accustomed to having a flavor to their drinks. I honestly never thought about the extra sugars we got from only drinking milk…

[@Randallfrog]

Most effective milk ad is when the girl yells “he needs some milk!”

[@laurentheseagull4785]

I had an English teacher last year that ACTUALLY thought these got milk ads were peak advertisement. Thank god I made it out alive.

[@BugsyFoga]

I'm genuinely shocked Pillsbury was totally okay seeing mascot being burned alive just for drinking all the milk .

[@caseys2698]

Bro that seemed like a parody, I can’t believe that shit’s official 😂😂😭

[@Thomperfan]

That one at least had to be pulled early.

[@prussiaball1871]

Everybody knows the punishment for drinking the milk is DEATH

[@lunamayes291]

I don't remember seeing that before and I'm hoping it wasn't a real commercial cos wtf?!😬 can't be doing the dough boy like that!

[@elizalkin]

@@prussiaball1871 mmm danganronpa idea

[@22burnsie]

“Scott flashes his advertising degree for 20 minutes pt. 2”

[@luthientinuviel3883]

Kermit was hit by a car in Muppets Take Manhattan and he was just fine, besides some memory loss. His bones are like vibranium cause of all that milk

[@gingertoastd9367]

Man of Steel can eat his heart out

[@SorowFame]

@@gingertoastd9367 he’s no match for the frog of calcium.

[@lily-_-]

Kermit is the superior life form

[@gingertoastd9367]

@@lily-_- he is of a higher being than us mere mortals

[@deannawheeler4362]

Milk actually eats away healthy bone.................................look it up, learn the truth.

[@landlighterfirestar5550]

And then there's the people that would get pissed off and deliberately defy the ads. I remember I kept getting ads for Puffs tissues, and then one day, I went to the store for tissues, and the only brand they had that day was Puffs. I did buy them (with great annoyance) and discovered that I actually really like their brand, but I was so close to literally not buying any tissues at all, just so I didn't have to buy the brand that was advertised

[@starry-geo]

I remember in elementary school how they would force us to take a milk and a juice from the cafeteria, and so many of them just end up in the trash :/

[@leila-mi3gb]

bro same- also with fruits and vegetables, they thought by giving us it we would eat/drink it but everyone just threw it away :/

[@8LiterallyJustTheNumber8]

@@leila-mi3gb it's more of a legal requirement. They don't get to be funded by the government if they're not even serving the food they were granted, and the government is mandated to provide schools HEALTHY options. They HAVE to give it to you even if they know you won't eat it, or they won't get the funding to give you ANYTHING.

[@shapedsilver3689]

Well and it tasted weird compared to store-bought. Idk what they expected

[@kaeleidoscope]

Bro you got juice?! Luck duck I only get milk and I’m lactose intolerant

[@christyre6742]

I remember my school gave us raw brocolli tho. Like, they could've at least boiled it bro

[@VerucaMarie]

I remember once in elementary school at lunch a kid told the lunch lady he was lactose intolerant and she said, "oh, well here you go baby you can have this instead" and handed him a 2% milk. LoL

[@DrDolan2000]

Was she dropped?

[@VerucaMarie]

@@DrDolan2000 she was almost dropped by that kids mom if that counts.

[@haka-katyt7439]

@@VerucaMarie fair enough I would drop-kick her if a lunch lady did that to my lactose intolerant kid

[@ChaosTherum]

@@haka-katyt7439 She probably didn't know any better. It's not her fault the system sucks and doesn't offer bottled water.

[@seedpartwormlimbs]

@@ChaosTherum if you actually read the comment it says the kid told they are lactose intolerant, its not that they “didn’t know better”

[@mmrw]

It’s even worse because lately the Got Milk ads have basically been just attacking milk alternatives, not even explicitly trying to sell actual milk

[@willywonka3050]

Some real Nestlé baby formula marketing vibes

[@gergelygalvacsy2251]

They’re really salty about alternatives. Big dairy is lobbying EU so that plant-based drink companies cannot sell their products in cartons, as it is “misleading”.

[@codyxvasco592]

"I can't pronounce this (naturally occuring ingredient) so is bad."

[@dhclassicwasstolen]

The ads now are just kids doing activity? I drink goat milk usually.

[@not_the_useless_cake856]

what about pigeon milk?

[@JennaEmbers]

I know milk propaganda sounds crazy but the dairy industry really does work hard to pay politicians to advocate for factory farming. It’s a huge problem here in the US.

[@peepeepoopoostudios3887]

The government shouldn’t “advocate “ for anything it’s not there place

[@Proletariat12]

It's not really a problem at all, milk is a great product to keep a population healthy. What's a problem is a population that eats far too much sugar and oil, and is getting more and more obese. Keeping the population nutritious is the opposite of a problem.

[@RoughlyArtistic]

@@Proletariat12 while that is definitely a problem, cow milk is far from a healthy product. It contains too much fat for the human stomach to process correctly and can in fact lead to calcium problems if the habit is too strong. Overall if you're moderate it shouldn't do you any harm but it's not really contributing either. If anything, goat or donkey milk is much healthier, and the less processed the better.

[@Proletariat12]

​@@RoughlyArtistic claiming it's not a healthy product shows a lack of understanding basic biology. What's next, you going to claim meat rots in your gut therefore it's a poison?

[@RoughlyArtistic]

@@Proletariat12 As I said it's not terribly bad unless you go nuts, but the fact that lactose intolerance is a thing, and that it can be developed by non-lactose intolerant people, shows that it's not an objectively good thing for everyone. Fact is, milk cow is made for cow stomachs, which are vastly different. Goat and donkey milk are actually more similar in composition to human milk and are thus more digestible. Also there's the fact that supermarket milk is processed and pasteurized to oblivion and is wayy different from natural, farm cow milk. Again, nothing personal against milk, I like it a lot actually but it's just a matter of taste rather than health lol

[@molly8141]

Remember that tweet that was like "High school really had us drinking milk with hamburgers at 11am"

[@-CloClo-]

frrr

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

“Milk propaganda” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear

[@michac.8283]

It's not a sentence

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

@@michac.8283 Anything starting with a capital letter, containing multiple words, and ending with a period is a sentence.

[@michac.8283]

@@Bruh-ob9mi"Sentence - a set of words that is complete in itself, typically containing a subject and predicate, conveying a statement, question, exclamation, or command, and consisting of a main clause and sometimes one or more subordinate clauses." From the Oxford dictionary

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

@@michac.8283 Whatever fam, it’s just a combination of words I didn’t think I’d ever hear.

[@moversti92]

Milk propaganda is strong af in Finland

[@DeadwingDork]

The Magnificent Milk-Man is my favorite Marvel superhero, dude. When is Disney going to buy out the American government so they can get the rights?

[@user-xc3ln9ye9u]

Hey you! Just wanted to let you know I love your channel, and say, "Hey I know that guy!!I like that guy too!!" 😯🙃😆

[@peterjosephpalmer9971]

I never thought I’d see you on such a wholesome part of KZbin

[@Diet_Dom]

Actually the milk man rights were sold to tednivison in the 2010s

[@teammemesupremetms]

Looking forward to Milk-Man (2022). Already booked the whole theater out for me and the milk bros.

[@connorbeith3232]

Then they can buy General Mills and start a Cereal Cinematic Universe.

[@thatlycantomboy]

i actually will say that I believe the Aaron Burr milk commercial is one of the best, simply because it released a full decade before I was born, and yet I have somehow seen it and been bizarrely terrified by the concept. it sticks in my brain, at least

[@chipstick3856]

That Michael Bay ad is like a nightmare. You get to answer something you’ve trained your entire life for, only to realize you can’t speak, end up missing out and everyone thinks you’re an idiot.

[@deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776]

It’s like that episode of Twilight Zone where the guy only wants to read his book

[@DrDolan2000]

But we know the truth: he's not an idiot, just had an issue with peanut butter

[@parkerbowling2010]

That ad made me so sad… for real.

[@dwightmanne]

Just remove the bread from your mouth

[@dimasvillanueva9334]

I have no mouth and i must scream

[@loremipsum2237]

Tumblr skeleton memes are way better at selling milk than any ad I've ever seen

[@Bernie-Hernsen]

*C* *A* *L* *C* *I* *U* *M*

[@ardenno5172]

*G O T B O N E S*

[@silvertamagachi]

Honestly, the only milk "content" I've seen besides this video was from Contrapoints . . . the only thing better than skeleton memes I think is watching a trans woman pour milk over a cardboard cutout of Jordan Peterson. Milk industry, take note: The weirder it is, the better it'll sell.

[@ourania_a]

make your bones strong for the skeleton war.

[@diamondnose750]

@@silvertamagachi nobody got time to read that

[@Cryinginthecloudssss]

They put the “got milk” ads around like the schools gave us anything else to drink during lunch and breakfast

[@glanty]

Exactly

[@motherlodeman589]

idk cause isn't it legally required to drink milk??

[@lanisechilton5992]

I never once drank water during school lunch

[@quill_bee]

We had juice options during breakfast but were stull required to grab a milk bag

[@Cryinginthecloudssss]

@@motherlodeman589 the schools definitely made you feel like it was 😆

[@BinglesP]

Obviously the 2 best things that the Got Milk? campaign brought were -The animated tie-in commercials(like with Mario 64 and the 2000’s revival of Dexter’s Laboratory) -The Facebook algorithm’s “parody” mugs(notably “Got Cholera?”)

[@lanisechilton5992]

I’ve got admit, I’m honored to live in the same country as Mr. Cramer

[@thepaperbagman_]

amen

[@Indeeditsjoseph]

Yessir

[@swordswordsword]

Same

[@Blurryjay]

Amen

[@issytheamateurnerd9877]

Same

[@gachasaver5846]

I never thought how weird it was that literally you couldn't buy anything other than milk at school

[@someone9386]

I think they baned soda but they still could have had gatorade or hell even *water* which makes it even weirder because you can't have water

[@alexandraruel6988]

my school had apple juice too but it was lowkey expensive

[@Mady0]

It costs more to get water than milk at my school. Milk comes with the meal, but water doesn't. Water costs $1. Milk (by itself) costs 50¢ Due to COVID people can have water bottles without an excuse and they put in water bottle filling stations. It's more possible to attempt to consume water, but still way too difficult. ETA: And the water they sell is mini bottles

[@simplysnazzy7445]

I did since I was allergic to milk and the lunch ladies would hassle me about a doctor’s note every damn day. And I would bring one, as requested. And then they would ask for one again, and wouldn’t let me have anything else without one, even though I’d already showed them. Eventually I gave up 😭

[@TheJunky228]

my school literally made it so you'd pay extra if you *didn't* get milk. There were some kids who would get milk and then immediately throw it out because they didn't want it but didn't want to have to spend more on lunch

[@aydandrake3175]

In elementary school a few friends and I did a parody song of “We Will Rock You” in front of our whole school. It was called “We Will Milk You” and it went exactly how you’d imagine it would. I don’t know how the school approved that performance given the clear (but unintended) innuendo.

[@eldeveloperito1126]

N

[@ratedpending]

That would have been a significantly better marketing campaign than anything got milk could come up with

[@elliejelly8815]

Oh boy I’d pay to see this

[@kilgoretrout4491]

cool school

[@joeloliver2279]

Hahaha that’s great

[@2shy2guy52]

I haven't drank milk in months and I've been facing problems constantly, like my arms falling off and my peanut butter preventing me from winning moneys

[@cocacolagarlic5097]

being in public school in the early 2000s was like “you have to pay extra for water but youll get this frozen puck of juice or box of milk with your lunch! why are you so dehydrated?”

[@TheJunky228]

yep!

[@gwilikers343]

We only had the option on strawberry and regular milk, no water no nothing

[@mishafox4888]

Bro same man. I never realized how weird it was until now... probs why I didn't drink much water as a kid up until recently when I realized "oh that's important to not feel like crap" XDXD

[@anna_banana414]

i only had juice options for breakfast at school and at lunch we had only milk

[@roborat]

Did you guys not have water fountains?

[@Deuterium52]

“I’m a rebellious teen in the 1980’s and gosh darn it I want a pepsi!”

[@DrDolan2000]

But that's because everyone was doing- drinking Coke; not milk

[@PosthumanHeresy]

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!

[@tommysheehan2136]

Alternate title: “Flexing my advertising degree for 20 more minutes”

[@toadynamite8141]

Scott Kramer: you can go your whole life without drinking Milk Baby's: are we a joke to you!

[@annablamble5371]

in elementary school they had HUGE posters with disney actors like dylan and cole sprouse (and a bunch of others of the same caliber) with the stupid milk mustaches. they were all over the cafeteria. now that i think back... that was so strange

[@oddlynicole16]

My middle school cafeteria had one with Dwayne Johnson. It was quite strange walking into the cafeteria one day and seeing the Rock with a milk mustache.

[@botflybaby42]

we had miley cyrus and cole sprouse in our 7/8th grade cafeteria :|

[@SamGlaze]

Lots of athletes

[@brittbc4215]

I just commented about this too🤣 Mine had Miley Cyrus with the milk mustache

[@beans7448]

imagine being a child while these are aired and you develop a fear of cats because they murdered an old lady and then you watch a family cook the Pillsbury doughboy while he screams in agony like that'll mess you up for a while

[@Agforever12]

Is that what happened to you?

[@nyxs_time_alone]

I'm pretty sure that if I lived while this ads aired I would of course turned out fine but it would give me goosebumps

[@triggeredcat120]

Yeah, none of those would ever air in Canada.

[@not_the_useless_cake856]

Next they're gonna have santa fall off his sleigh and die because he didnt feed his reindeer any milk r he dies because people didnt put out milk with the cookies and he dies from dehydration. That would be great for christmas, an old man dying in the snow

[@sourgreendolly7685]

I was obsessed with cats as a child so I was just angry they implied you can give cats milk. Please don’t give your cats milk, most cats are lactose intolerant.

[@katguthrie7656]

honestly the fact that they haven’t been sued for this is unnerving. why do these milk men have so much power.

[@gersonmorales7416]

It really isn’t just don’t drink it🤣

[@radlee974]

So, these advertisements may not have worked (Because everyone is _fully_ aware of milk’s existence already. It’s not some hot new product, for Christ’s sake.) but some of those older, early 90s commercials are freaking _incredible._ I was _hella_ amused!

[@louiepikmin3184]

I especially love the Mario 64 one, like I've hated milk for a long time but if I saw that as I kid, I'd absolutely drink milk

[@abehealey4015]

When I was a 4-6 or something aged kid I drank so much milk my doctor actually had to talk my mom to cut back in my milk intake

[@septemily]

What happens with overconsumption of milk? Just curious. Was it just purely dehydration from lack of water? Or something resulting from the milk itself?

[@VegemiteQueen1]

@@erinaa9486 milk causes acid reflux? mad.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@septemily In extreme cases it can lead to hypercalcemia

[@gggg-hq4td]

@@VegemiteQueen1 how to become black dragon from dnd 1. Drink a lot of milk 2. Get acid reflux 3. ???? 4. Profit

[@wowwhataname2950]

It’s annoying that this video is more effective advertising than the entire got milk campaign because it actually made me want milk

[@TheSupernitro6]

Same

[@daviditsa9699]

grabbed a box of milk halfway through here

[@mea2429]

ive been thinking a pb&j with milk sounded good this whole video

[@carlcarlington7317]

i remember my elementary had a "got milk?" poster with eminem in the cafeteria, and looking back that will never not be confusing to me. like i get he was popular with kids but like, we weren't supposed to admit it.

[@fruitmoth17]

That poster sounds absolutely amazing

[@inf3ct3d52]

**Hi my name is, my name is, my name is, wiki wik MILK**

[@twincity6079]

Kevin Garnett!

[@shaliekk]

"you're welcome, milk industry. be good to your cows" if only this message didn't fall on deaf ears

[@A1isonwondr1and]

Wow you just made me realize that at lunch growing up you could only choose between milk, chocolate milk and strawberry milk. WHERE WAS THE WATER?!

[@lunamayes291]

In my school I remember there was 2 fridges. One was a little fridge with juice boxes in it, and they were only for the dairy defecent students because they only kept like 10 at a time (and they only kept apple juice) and then a second normal sized fridge cooler FILLED with milk. And they always ran outta chocolate so you had to line up early if you wanted the good stuff. Strawberry was one I didn't like but also a rarity in my school, usually only saw it before a holiday or durring testing weeks. I will say when I was in high school (the middle and high school were connected) they got a way better lunch program and the food became a lot better and more juice and even Gatorade was provided, as well as vending machines filled with sports drinks were added. So early 2000 when they decided to stop forcing milk on students 🤣

[@Cameron-fh3iv]

@@lunamayes291 nope. I went to elementary school in 2014-2018 and they always did exactly that.

[@tvfhwd]

@@lunamayes291 nah I went to elementary school in during 2005 - 2011 and they still forced us to drink milk, our lunch ladies wouldn't let us leave the cafeteria unless we drank at least a carton of milk. My little brother is in elementary now and it's still that way, then again it was a small school so there was no way that we were gonna be able to afford vending machines

[@Novastar314]

Absolutely hahaha

[@pandarox9697]

Mine only has milk and chocolate milk no strawberry. But there’s always more chocolate milk. They even have milk in vending machines, along with vita ice and Powerade and stuff.

[@rioforce]

I couldn't drink milk in elementary school, but was too embarrassed to hold up the entire line to ask for juice or water so needless to say I was severely dehydrated for the majority of my childhood. Stupid milk.

[@Bpg1111]

Same and they didn’t offer any alternatives to milk at my school

[@greenhawk1285]

@@Bpg1111 Same and I didn't get the option of water until 7th grade.

[@goodvibes8923]

I remember one day in like kindergarten on one particular day where I didn't want milk bc I was tired of it and I was like bawling bc I was 7 and the teachers just told me to drink it or else I'd be weak at recess. Like?? Homie??

[@coke8077]

fuck milk, it’s so gross

[@Userc3393]

Am I the only one supposed that ppl didnt bring there own water to lunch?

[@squiddler7731]

I genuinely worried that I'd have some kind of calcium deficiency cause I just didn't like milk and always chose not to drink it. Then I grew up and learned that lactose intolerance is actually the default, humans only recently (like in the past 2000 years) developed the ability to drink it through adulthood, and that it being a dietary necessity was a bold-faced lie

[@xg2513]

Almond milk and oat milk is fortified!! And they’re way yummier

[@sindicta5757]

18:33

[@prosandcons-fl2cc]

@@xg2513 Ye, in the process of making oatmilk releases the sugar in the oats and makes it very creamy! Also takes a lot less water and land to make

[@Naokarma]

Calcium is 100% a necessary part of basic survival, but milk is one of the worst sources of calcium that exist, even with fortification due to low bioavailability. It's kinda funny how calcium is the thing that milk ads kept pretending was the reason to drink it. The real reason is fat and protein, but people often thought fat was evil and protein could only be gotten from meat at the time these ads started, so I can understand why that wasn't what was advertised. That being said, the lactose intolerance fact is kindof in support of milk. You could easily say we evolved to drink it into adulthood because of the value it holds (mainly because that's literally the case), thus making an argument for milk being important. Generally, it's not actually a big deal either way, ESPECIALLY for adults, but I'm just pointing out your argument doesn't work entirely in your favor.

[@revolvingworld2676]

Im gonna have to call cap Since babies drink milk, not even just humans. Milk is a default so how is not bring able to drink milk a default?

[@hotwax9376]

BTW, in the original Marvel superhero commercial, the milkman says he fights osteoporosis instead of "weak bones."

[@itsleticiaalexis]

I went to college with a guy who had milk with every meal. I witnessed him eat a steak with salad and wash it all down with milk. Sooo yeah

[@pinkiepie379]

thats genuinely terrifying

[@cat-aholics]

My ex's family drank milk at dinner every night...not my thing

[@pissfrog]

This comment gave me endometriosis

[@lannamarie1641]

That's my uncle. My whole life (I'm 30) He drinks milk every meal. Goes through gallons weekly. I do not understand.

[@livelifeincolour]

Milk is the best drink ever!!

[@kylebaird8813]

My girlfriend: "Talk dirty to me." Me: "Uhh...I'm gonna lube your tube."

[@endertobias1908]

Me: uhh... Got milk?

[@eldeveloperito1126]

bruh

[@deadchannel89]

Your gonna get milk now for sure

[@savannahkeller9459]

As someone who is dating a guy that literally grew up on a dairy farm the song just really made it all worth the watch

[@eveilstien865]

That's when the "Stop...Get help." gets added to the milk commercials

[@pixeljam45]

Wow, can't believe Scott Cramer successfully sold more milk than the got milk campaign from one song alone

[@DwayneIsKing]

These commercials NEVER once has made me want to drink milk. And I don't think that I had ever gotten up to get some milk after watching one either 😂

[@camiifrumcali776]

Same and I always thought the posters were weird because I’ve never seen someone get a milk mustache in real life.

[@xdlr22]

They made me drink everything but milk. I actually (no joke) have an aversion to just drinking the stuff straight up, and I’m not even lactose intolerant. If you force some kid to drink milk everyday for lunch and not give them water... literally what do you expect? The stuff ain’t that great. Eventually I started to like almond milk, and I distinctly remember seeing ad campaigns against almond milk by “big” milk. But the only point they could come up with to not drink almond milk was that it had one ingredient you couldn’t pronounce. Meanwhile, milk often has a shit ton more sugar poured in, which can’t be good for you. Anyways, I still don’t drink milk. Or buy it. At all.

[@DwayneIsKing]

@@xdlr22 I freaking looooove almond milk. Especially the vanilla one. I no joke used to think almond milk drinkers were pretentious (the ones that were not lactose intolerant. lol don't know why. But after drinking it, yeah i aint going back to regular milk😂

[@flaglag7672]

To play Devil's advocate, do you go to McDonald's right after seeing an advert for it? No.

[@LunarEleven]

I think the TikTok campaign is the funniest. Gen Z hates milk, everyone drinks oat or nut milk. And it's better for you. They are also raised with awareness of lactose intolerance which my generation was not. Wrong target audience.

[@ultraminecraft69]

I remember all the milk propaganda back in my school. They threw maybe five dollars in quarters into a small sand pit, then they made us dig up the quarters and in the end we were only allowed to spend the quarters on milk.

[@xdlr22]

Why does this make the milk people sound infinitely more sadistic than they already did?

[@-Teague-]

Wth that's so dystopian I cannot

[@crisptomato9495]

This sounds like a challenge in Squid Game.

[@lesbianage9538]

In my elementary school you weren’t allowed to have water during lunch unless you BROUGHT A DOCTORS NOTE SAYING YOU WERE LACTOSE INTOLERANT

[@dethpunch1998]

On the whole drinking milk before you exercise thing, I can confirm it's disgusting. I ate a bowl of cereal with milk before morning track practice once. I threw up after like 20 minutes, and the milk had curdled in my gut, so it looked like cottage cheese.

[@emilyfisher2052]

It has never occurred to me that milk curdles once it hits my gut, so thanks for that 😂

[@ChaosTherum]

I've never had an issue exercising after drinking a big glass of milk, maybe I'm just weird.

[@PosthumanHeresy]

Homemade Cheese

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

I recall back in the day during two a days people would say they couldn't eat before practice. Not me, I ate sandwiches and drunk milk etc. Different people have different stomachs. I had to eat before a workout or else I get lightheaded and start feeling bad.

[@fumo-fumo-fumo]

Wow. You have a weak stomach

[@taylortanner6778]

Fun fact: When I was a junior in high school, I was part of a program at an elementary school that had us mentor kids. I was watching two kindergartners on the playground and I slipped and broke my wrist. When I walked to the nurses' office and got the kids back to their classes (while holding my broken wrist!) one of the kids said, "your wrist probably broke because you didn't drink milk this morning,". The Got Milk? campaign really roasted me through the voice of a kindergartner.

[@noahjames5404]

Ur beautiful 😍 😘 🦋

[@gabrielleelizabeth465]

When I was a kid the cafeteria was just covered in these posters just like the library was with the “Read” campaign. In high school they would charge you extra if you DIDNT get milk. So we’d all grad it and toss it

[@goldensloth7]

that is very weird!

[@thebe_stone_MC]

Pouring a bowl of cereal before realizing you are out of milk is the worst feeling ever.

[@princeofmayonnaise]

the dairy industry is honestly terrifying. they can make up whatever they want and relentlessly market to children with no criticism.

[@chosjokolate9014]

Yeah I literally did an analysis for a college class on a government bill called "The Defense of Dairy Act" and they legit lie on the official government bill. It's crazy

[@laurasosa859]

@@chosjokolate9014 I took intro to nutrition in college and my prof was so adamant about pushing milk and beef to our class when literally 5 of us would raise our hands and say, "dairy isn't actually good for you... there's new studies-" She'd cut us off and say, "I am a professor of over 10 years in this field, so I have a right to teach you what I have learned through experience." So, one time she handed out pamphlets of big beef, and it was comparing how superior it was to beans and soy and other plant-based sources of protein..... all the way at the bottom.... from the National Beef Council. We brought it up to her that its literally propaganda- she said our university tells her to hand it out per the curriculum.

[@fp1912]

Also the dairy industry has successfully made it illegal to film or expose animal cruelty at factory farms. To keep their horrible treatment of the cows a secret, like literally you can be thrown in prison for taking a picture of a suffering cow. It’s so fucked up.

[@marxistlynchist]

they're so powerful. and to think, if the government didn't subsidise milk it would be SO EXPENSIVE and literally nobody would drink it. it would be more expensive than dairy alternatives since it uses far more resources. plus casein in cows milk is so addictive, it triggers your brain's opioid receptors!! so they literally push their predatory marketing to kids to get them addicted, justifying the subsidisation of milk.

[@fp1912]

@@marxistlynchist Good point!

[@yoy331]

As a milk fan I was feeling attacked in the first half but then you came through with that bop. Appreciate it

[@laurabelacqua9064]

same

[@valkyrja--]

Yes I'm literally addicted to milk

[@Joe__M]

Scott hates milk so much, but this is just his anger for not drinking enough and having brittle bones.

[@wafflefalafel9442]

you were hired by big milk to spread propaganda, weren't you?

[@claybarber5451]

@@clayjack9969 he’s 6 feet tall lol

[@dustyandpickles101]

guuuys my bones are getting squishy D:

[@factsandlogic.8762]

@@clayjack9969 almond milk has the same amount of calcium as dairy milk. our bones are the same. *silence you big dairy propagandist*

[@Neogeddon]

@@factsandlogic.8762 almond milk is like drinking dusty water tho

[@mousesnow3900]

Scott is the only person who could actually convince me to drink milk and I'm lactose intolerant

[@mrmeatman9948]

I can't believe I'm saying this but I think Michael Bay's might have just been the most sane ad

[@ktqt8544]

In middle school I remember we literally HAD to take a milk with lunch. I was like, what if you don’t want a milk? I’m lactose intolerant? And they told me that I still had to take it and if I didn’t want it I could just throw it away. Wtf?? Lol

[@deannawheeler4362]

That sucks, animals are abused and killed to make milk.........just to be wasted. :( Most people are lactose intolerant because we were not meant to drink cows milk. FACTS....look into it.

[@ktqt8544]

@@deannawheeler4362 it’s really so sad. Eventually they put out a milk crate that you could put unwanted milks into if you didn’t want to drink one. I think maybe the school got assistance for funding for the lunch program or something and that’s why they made you take one? I know with things like that certain things have to be offered to the children and it’s recorded to receive the funding. But still weird that you have to take a milk

[@Wichita0]

@@deannawheeler4362 humans were meant to drink chocolate milk source is me

[@kat8559]

'Meant' to drink...by whom? Lmao bad science hurts me

[@xdlr22]

@@ktqt8544 I was so sad when I had to throw away the milk even though I didn’t like it, because I was taught never to waste food. Coming in to third grade from homeschool was such a huge culture shock just because of all the dumb rules and things they made you do that just made absolutely no sense to a child. And really outside of the reason of “we need ALL the kids to take it so we can claim it for funding” doesn’t really make any sense at all.

[@madisonmoreno94]

Flash forward to Scott on an episode of Hot Ones, pleading for Sean to let him have some MILK

[@SerenaPalmer]

We need a Scott x Sean video 😭💯

[@ramsoomair]

If he could pretend to be Sean, that'd be cool.

[@gyroscope915]

I'm sorry. Did this man just say "Guzzle Milk" in an official ad campaign?

[@mikeconway727]

Just gonna say, basically all I drank for the first 10 years of my life was milk, and my bones are weak af

[@deannawheeler4362]

because milk eats away at healthy bone. check the actual facts.

[@camiifrumcali776]

And I did the opposite and almost never drank milk and have very strong bones. Never broken a single one

[@aidanboyle7374]

Somehow I convinced myself that Scott was Canadian. I feel lied to even though he never claimed to be

[@8LiterallyJustTheNumber8]

Why did I think the same thing despite knowing for years he's talked about being from North Dakota

[@CarterDeLeo]

@@8LiterallyJustTheNumber8 He's from Fargo, North Dakota.

[@razzle8140]

He's got that vibe

[@8LiterallyJustTheNumber8]

@@CarterDeLeo yeah, I meant North, thanks

[@SamGlaze]

The Midwest is like Canada south

[@yikes.]

🚨 NEW SONG NEW SONG 🚨

[@coopdawg13]

Got milk?

[@Rachellk]

Basically, It slaps.

[@cosmicorphan1077]

I mean it definitely makes me wanna buy milk but it's no "Barista Baby"!!

[@jcksklngtn1]

Oh hey it's Yimes

[@haliorefice]

i see you everywhere dude how

[@skinsey85]

The only impact the got milk campaign had in me when I was a kid was an entire bedroom wall covered floor to ceiling with got milk ads that I cut out of magazines lol

[@CaitlyngothandhorrorgirlKeefer]

lmfao cant believe the first milk ad ever was basically "Aaron Burr, sir" XD

[@MaddyBlu9724]

"You could go your entire life without drinking milk and be perfectly fine" Scott forgot what babies eat for a minute there.

[@amphibiland]

No, there's text in the corner clarifying cow's milk

[@absolutelybagel2218]

the "got milk?" campaign ain't pushing breast milk lol

[@MaddyBlu9724]

@@amphibiland Oooh yeah. It is easy to miss, but I'll give him credit he obviously noticed it too.

[@patrickryan4933]

Delete this comment fam. He was talking about cow milk. Not breast milk

[@ratedpending]

@@clayjack9969 yeah and some people's mothers can't breast feed 😃😐

[@haleyselene]

In my elementary school, there was also only milk to drink. While I went there, we replaced one of the playgrounds, and they straight up CHRISTENED IT WITH A BOX OF MILK. And it was like, in the middle of hot weather with wood chips underneath. That shit smelled for weeks

[@Tisbilly]

I like how they’re using fearmongering to get people to drink *milk* 😭

[@NeidenHalffur]

Ikr?

[@gregothy9190]

Scott really missed something by not pouring milk all over the shoes

[@meanqueen0024]

IKR I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@Vessi]

Next time 😂

[@jadenfedorchak8335]

I love how "I'd rather watch Big Heads" has become your catch phrase for whenever you don’t like something.

[@thandaysmondays8708]

“Milk Propaganda” is what I’m calling the Got Milk campaign from here on out

[@zachjensen6098]

All of music been real quiet since Scott dropped that work of art.

[@workparkproductions8010]

when I was in elementary school, my parents thought that milk made me sick (they had to get a note from the doctor and everything). so one time I was drinking my water for lunch and one of my teachers came up to me and told me that I shouldn't drink water for lunch and that its only for the kids who NEED it and told me that I was NOT one of those kids. turns out i am lactose intolerant and that the teacher was wrong.

[@RicerFlyBy2]

Scotts song alone just sold about 70% more milk then any Got milk ad ever

[@sniffledorpmcdrumptenstein]

Honestly, that song at the end is the only thing that has made me consciously want milk.

[@beanman1024]

“The milk is just there to lube their tube” -Scott Cramer 2021

[@konkeydonk]

Only Scott would tell you exactly where to skip to get past the ad, which is why I didn't skip the ad

[@wallystogner90]

I do appreciate that

[@leggiboi]

How the fuck did a multi billion dollar ad campaign not manage to make a better milk ad than scott? that songs a fucking banger im gonna go buy milk now

[@gothdaddy7059]

I drank milk and grew 12 inches, grew massive biceps, and 6 new girlfriends.

[@samj1027]

my parents fell for this stuff when I was a kid, with every meal we had to have a glass of milk and never anything else to drink

[@Idkidkidkidkidkidkidkdude]

Be careful scott they might force you to die in an ad after hearing that song 😳😳😳

[@EMOJlZ]

Check mark: 😐😐😐 Singer verification:🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@ladybirdg5658]

The tiktok campaign would've worked if they'd created an activity or challenge around milk. Even "victorian age milk bath skin nourishing hack" would've given people a reason to buy milk, (and a lot of it, now that I think of it...). What do milk companies care what people do with the milk once they've bought it?

[@Hollyhock7]

They want it to be consumed.. it contains hormones and very questionable additives they don't list on the ingredients. It's a very specific agenda, I will spare you the details, its quite horrific

[@haileysmith9322]

It’s 2022 and my school still has got milk posters basically everywhere

[@Maria_745]

Scott: advertising is about subtle hints Me: i could go for a peanut butter sandwich right now

[@BigDawgStatusIV]

I just HAVE to say Scott Cramer videos are just the most anticipated KZbin videos of my KZbin watching career. But I didn’t expect to say it under such milky circumstances. Just had to confess

[@ryanthompson6617]

In my school water was not an option at all. There were “got milk?” Ads all over the walls with some sort of celebrity cameo. They even brought in representatives. They would let kids without water bottles drink nothing if they were lactose intolerant. 😂 My mother even says she wasn’t allowed to give her daycare kids milk at ALL! Man I kinda miss the early 2000’s tho XD

[@sammymarrco2]

Literal child abuse

[@morganqorishchi8181]

Fond memories of everyone in my private school being forced to take a picture for the Got Milk campaign with milk mustaches but I, at the age of 8, already knew those were dumb so I pretended to be sick to get out of it. Good job, kid me. You nailed it. God, do I wish I'd had water in my school, though... that would've been lit.