The Mother Of The Groom

[@shamanftw4921]

This is so well written and delivered that I was starting to get angry and embarrassed for Melissa.

[@VampyBlood17]

Bet her name isn’t even Melissa

[@christy1819]

Oh gosh, this is what I thought my mother was going to do when my brother got married 😂 She also insisted on a mother/son dance with a weirdly romantic song. Very awkward.

[@ihatethisusernameupdate]

Y i k e s

[@grayskindablue]

There’s a fb group called “he’s your son, not your boyfriend”… feel like this story would fit with those lol

[@chunli99]

Bruh. Apparently for my friend’s sister’s wedding the mother of the groom wore a fucking veil. People need security and good maid of honors that will cancel that shit in a heartbeat.

[@thellamacorn8902]

Yep, that's called emotional incest 😬

[@RapidObsessor]

i think a father/daughter and mother/son dance is cute, but the romantic song? yikes

[@spectrealenkos9811]

Oh hey, it's the wig from the skit about that one song by an old man from every musical that everyone doesn't care for.

[@PrimadonnaSouLa]

It's also the same wig from the left over water HAHAHAHAH

[@AirQuotes]

It's also the same actress she's funny I gotta follow her

[@toastwell6488]

Well, it *is* Sarah Smallwood Parsons.

[@WobblesandBean]

And from the water glass by your bed 😂

[@denegwynn2869]

And the dry cleaner

[@SugarDemon1035]

"I think of a grandbaby factory I don't have much in common with."

[@VampyBlood17]

“I’m allergic to people not looking at me” this is 1000% a mother of the groom

[@racheldare.]

honestly I’m getting some strong fairy godmother from shrek 2 vibes for some reason

[@helloimarabbit4083]

Same here

[@headofathousandsheepswool]

Minus the charm lmao

[@Phoenixqueen77]

I think it's the hair and the glitter lol

[@Cthulus_left_tentacle]

@@Phoenixqueen77and the showmanship 😂

[@lepthymo]

As someone with this kind of mom seeing someone take the piss is really chill. There's still a part of me that gets triggered even thinking about the way I've been objectified since childhood and I'm still healing/working through it, but it's really good to know that I'm not the only one to notice how creepy this is.

[@DJinThaMatrix]

I’m not in that situation but I felt that too. It’s so weird. She made me genuinely pity the fictional bride and groom.

[@jbaby362]

She ticked all the boxes, all of them

[@probablysnot3343]

She added new ones!! 😂😂😂

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

I don’t- I can’t- She just- I feel so much rage. So. Much. Rage. Well played.

[@LadyBern]

The 'No phones' sign made a very faint memory surface for a moment before something shielding me buried it again. Whatever the case is s something or someone had such a rule and it sparked a huge fight when someone thought they were exempt.

[@DZrache]

I hope you come back and tell us about it if your mind does allow you to relive the event in full

[@ethanbenner6995]

Tell us Tell us Tell us Tell us

[@tesscrelli783]

The fact that the back of her collar is all fucked up really adds to the immersion.

[@tebbo2896]

God this is just perfect especially the song

[@FrancisR420]

The musical ones are always awesome

[@Theturtleowl]

Dear lord, this is like the mother of the groom when my cousin got married. His mom insisted on doing a song with his dad and she accually started posing for pictures because she decided she really looked like Diana in the dress she was wearing.

[@apancake6632]

This reminds me of my girlfriend's mother and now I am terrified of this happening if we get married

[@liz257]

Don't invite herrr

[@user-jn1wm3tb8v]

When I think of him, I think of nothing a sperm bank can't do.

[@blossomoranges]

Diane, you're a wildcard

[@FrancisR420]

"I think the mother of the groom is the most important person at the wedding other than the bride and I wrong?" Well there's the groom...

[@buniny]

It's just a joke. It's just a joke. It's just a joke. It's just a joke

[@guillermostreiger2307]

I was not expecting a roxy parody. It was great.

[@philollenberg]

You NAILED the voice and delivery so perfectly.

[@everlastingdragon4520]

Sarah Smallwood Parsons has a *gift.*

[@Grovyle10]

I knew the bride was gonna get shittalked as soon as I heard her name was Melissa

[@bluepsiongamer4909]

but why?

[@Anna-ks3ct]

'it's off white!' killed me

[@Caroline28483]

She has the same exact energy as Godmother from Fleabag

[@samanthavictoria3308]

Changing the lyrics of Roxie to fit Diane and her scene she’s making and she’s the one singing it is so funny to me I almost choked

[@jaylocalgrim8717]

I had to watch it twice to get the “She looks furious” joke

[@levimcglinchey5843]

Sarah is too good

[@milesshepard7743]

Maximum power

[@WobblesandBean]

She is a goddamn treasure

[@amythetoon6535]

i've never been to a wedding but this is (apart from the wedding dress scene) almost exactly how my grandmother acts.

[@Rylee_G]

Sarah Smallwood Parsons is brilliantttt

[@TheAmazingMagicHat]

This girl always has a Mellisa in her monologues 😭

[@tn2142]

Honestly if I ever were on a wedding where the mother would had a white dress on them, I would spit wine on them

[@eora5142]

I've seen people photoshopping dresses so that when the professional photos are delivered the mother in law sports a marvelous orange or shocking pink gown

[@civilizedmonkey1795]

Do some moms actually do this? Is this a reverse Oedipus-complex situation? o_o

[@milesshepard7743]

It's usually a narcissistic thing For example: my grandmother is a narcissist with parkinsons and now she speaks her mind freely, the behavior amplified itself

[@AirQuotes]

This didn't happen at my wedding some family's aren't toxic

[@Delilah_Anne]

Wait… that ISN’T supposed to happen?

[@dianamasters7278]

it is called a Jocasta complex and yes some mothers are like this

[@katem.3677]

I occasionally lurk in r/justnomil and yes, stuff like this happens all the time.

[@jeffolson4803]

Molly Shannon would be SO PROUD

[@ericlipton7640]

The collar being up is perfect

[@breanagarbiel]

This is ICONIC

[@SnoogleyKing]

Where did you find footage of my mother?

[@obscurereference6745]

okay, all i've seen is the title and the thumbnail and just, yes. most accurate thing i've ever seen

[@unrelatablecontent629]

The fact all that jazz is on here is completely ironic and iconic

[@emilymonahan5232]

wait...melissa? _THE SARAH SMALLWOOD PARSONS CINEMATIC UNVIERSE EXPANDS_

[@kathyl2312]

She knows what she did

[@heyysimone]

Mother's of the groom always act waaaaay too into their sons on their wedding days.

[@brookd7654]

The fact she looks like my geometry teacher and her middle name is Diane is disturbing

[@victoriap1649]

This was perfect from what I’ve seen lmaoo Im so glad I’ll never deal with this 😂

[@valentine8409]

This is why I will not be getting married to a groom.

[@dessy0713]

As long as you've got in laws there's still the risk 🤣

[@daishoryujin95]

Channeling Lucille Bluth

[@luvvlymorrigan]

I CRIED WHEN SHE SANG A PARODY OF ROXIE HAHAHAH-

[@psychedelicpegasus7587]

This is like my mother's friend except it's her daughter who got married... no need to change anything.

[@paigeturner4425]

Lol my MIL didn't do any of this but everyone knew it wouldn't have been beneath me to tackle people at my own wedding

[@lonelydonut7924]

this sketch walked so the boy mums on tiktok could run!

[@guilhermeantoniocaixetaiss6860]

Saudades Terça Insana e seus personagens.

[@pencilpauli9442]

Melissa means "Beloved of bees". Well there is one B that don't love Melissa! lol

[@Hello-pp3hl]

I was gonna say she was just missing a white dress and then 😂

[@leaf6356]

she gives me heavy ashnikko vibes

[@ghostrouble2265]

My Aunt is named Melissa! And her boyfriend is named Brian! Are you guys spying on me?

[@KristiContemplates]

How did my wedding reception get on stage? 🤣🤣👍👍

[@Rotem_S]

Oh hey how did you get my mom to show up

[@Ligaya1980]

Absolutely 💚🌟🤣

[@amatiamat1449]

This is like if Effie Trinket became a Karen

[@simnikiwehlatshaneni6765]

I hope my mom is this extra at my wedding

[@belle2403]

no you don’t you REALLY REALLY do NOT

[@Roma-kp4qg]

Finally microphones

[@jinushaun]

We’ve all been to this wedding.

[@notoriousgoblin83]

Can relate

[@ardelianelson2902]

Monster in Law's, gotta hate 'em!

[@luneseishin11]

Eyo wait I'm the 15 thousandth view :O

[@marteris9464]

You all laugh but my Nonna wore white during my parent's wedding ceremony, then proceeded to leave the event and missed the entire receiving line (which she was a part of) and return in a completely different outfit.

[@tammyknowsitall.1378]

Oh my goodness, I want to be her!

[@bennythargrave]

Fucking christ, is Diane actually Oedipus Rex’s mom? LoL

[@anthonynorman7545]

This wasn't funny, but it was captivating kinda like watching a train wreck!

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Counterpoint: It was funny

[@ThunderStruck15]

It was the god’s honest truth sometimes

[@anthonynorman7545]

@@ThunderStruck15 that it was!

[@big_slurp4603]

If my mom was like this I wouldn’t invite her