60s News Anchor is Glad JFK is Dead - Graham Techler

[@ultra6671]

I love how rather than make the anchor hate Kennedy for political reasons, the actor made it about what a playboy he was and how poorly he treated his mother.

[@marshall4783]

NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED TO THE KENNEDYS

[@airhead_heiress739]

I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS MAGIC MAN

[@T0x1cu1t]

AHHHH I FOUND MY PEOPLE-

[@phoebethepheebs6583]

MY ABS SRE SO FIRM YOU CAN GRATE CHEESE ON THEM!

[@MaxEverywhereSystem]

FOR SUPPER I WANT A PARTY PLATTER

[@SirEriol]

I THINK I HEARD A WORD THAT STARTS WITH AN "S", ENDS WITH AN "S" AND HAS A "LUT" INSIDE. *A LUT OF ME!!!*

[@bees7525]

THE GASP OF UNDERSTANDING AT "If you ever wanna talk.." JDNSNS

[@TheAmityElf]

bees752 Hadestown picture!

[@TrAnMu]

@@Fleur__Delacour he’s gonna fuck jfks mother.

[@randomotakunerd]

@@Fleur__Delacour JFK fucked his mom, so he's gonna return the favor after the dude died.

[@sethmarcell1131]

Gets me every time.

[@peachpetal8152]

What does it mean? I didn't get it when I first played it and I still don't so can someone explain it to me?

[@gigagleb9842]

The fact that he knows the killer's identity only a few minutes after the assassination... This guy was SALTY over mom

[@SirEriol]

The funniest part of watching Clone High is knowing that everybody knows that at least one core aspect of Kennedy is true to real life.

[@milo4492]

Yep

[@NormDeMoss]

Of course. It's that nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys.

[@pluto1906]

graham techlers ability to kill me with literally every extremely niche skit he comes up with is the saviour of my youtube experience

[@khonsuthecore4788]

About a minute though the video, I foolishly said the same thing my dad said after his first time watching Hamilton, as the first act finished: "What else could there be?"

[@jdsadinger]

"What did I miss?"

[@six-colors8314]

If I were the character's wife I wouldn't even be mad. Mama always taught me to hit back when someone hits me I would encourage this 100%

[@parkersolar]

Hearing the opening notes of True Trans Soul Rebel directly after this "JFK fucked my mom" sketch was incredibly jarring but not necessarily an unpleasant surprise

[@amatiamat1449]

MY GOD YOU HEARD IT TOO I WAS SENT REELING FROM IT

[@peteralfano9217]

Love that the wine cork popping was symbolic of the gunshot

[@aidand.7911]

"WEEEW!" guy in the back gets my vote for the 2020 election

[@monkeydad47]

We'll take anyone at this point.

[@syra1541]

I love that one woman's screams of laughter

[@hayleybarbara1589]

I love the crowd at these shows

[@m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

The Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy bit is what sent me over the edge!

[@vickylikesthis]

4:35 that gasp is perfect!

[@kevinmills1318]

I think this is hilarious, because people state "everyone knew where they were when they heard the news JFK was assinated". Ya know, as if everyone were devastated. This same type of statement came up from 9/11 tragedy. But, as an 8 year old from that time, I literally cannot recall that day. Though, the true gem of this bit is a news anchor taking the news personally. Apologies for my anecdote.

[@blueturtle3623]

I was born a month (to the hour) after the second tower going down, and everyone's "I remember where I was..." story is the same. Either in the car or at work, (rarely, home sick) listening to the radio, watching the news in a break room, or someone tells them to watch the news. Every single person, without fail, has said the words "We thought it was a horrible accident, but we were watching the news when a second plane flew in, and we knew it wasn't an accident." I remember one time in college, our professor got checked. It was a sociology class, and we were talking about 9/11 in regards to memory. She shares her 9/11 memory and I pipe up "Everyone remembers where they were, but they were all in the same place. The story is the same every time. They all thought it was an accident while watching the news at work, then saw the second plane and thought to themselves 'this was no accident'" Then other students started agreeing with me, and we all told the mono-story of watching the news on 9/11/01. Apparently this was the first time the teacher realized this.

[@rachelcookie321]

I’ve also heard that regarding Michael Jackson’s death. I didn’t even realise Michael Jackson was dead until like 2015 and when I realised he was in fact dead, it wasn’t a big moment, I didn’t really care. Those things are also always very America centric. Does everyone remember where they were when they heard the news of the Christchurch mosque shootings? I do, because I was at school in Christchurch but I doubt any Americans really paid attention to it.

[@unrelatablecontent629]

"Now I'd be profoundly un American of me to say I WANTED this to happen, but after Lee Harvey oswald I'm probably the least sad person in America" 2:10

[@MailMom]

LMAO THIS ONE WAS HELLA FUNNY

[@weallgotohellanyways1399]

Nobody litterally nobody that one guy in the audience: w h O o

[@queen_splash1107]

Shout out to the aristocrat laughing in the audience.

[@m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

I'm honestly really impressed by the wig!

[@heathercalun4919]

Had to click on the video because I thought it was Gus Johnson.

[@EdgieAlias]

B i g F o r e h e a d

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

Well this aged well

[@heathercalun4919]

@@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 Just a friendly reminder that in 2022, you're an idiot if you do anything besides assume every celebrity is an absolute terrible person. We give people money and attention based on whether they can make us laugh. There is no vetting of who is allowed to be on KZbin, and given the wide array of bad shit you could potentially learn about somebody, statistically everyone who has a platform this week will be getting dragged next week. We put strangers on a pedestal, and then crucify them when they don't turn out to be who we thought they were. But who did we think they were, really? The relationship we knowingly entered into was with a 2-d moving picture who could distract us from how miserable everything is, in 10 minute intervals. With the Ezra Miller thing going on now, some fool asked me if not being violent is setting your expectations too high for someone. Let me open a beer... _chug_ _chug_ Hold up 1 finger, I'll be with you in a moment... _chug_ _chug_ _belch_ Um... *YEP! I THINK YOUR EXPECTATIONS ARE STILL TOO HIGH* I'm not complaining about cancel culture. In fact, we should cancel more people. Cancel everyone! Being famous should be illegal. Burn the Hollywood Hills sign to the ground. We could institute UBI, so that people's binary choice wasn't increasingly becoming between being homeless, and having no privacy and being beholden to Twitter's moodswings. I'm not saying Gus doesn't deserve the "World's Worst Boyfriend" award; it's a participation trophy anyway. But there's not much I hate more than superficial moral outrage; especially from people who aren't even vegan. I eat meat, you eat meat. Neither of us google what goes on in an abattoir. We're both obnoxious hypocrites, so STFDaSTFU. You want to have your 2 minute hate? Fine. It's not like I actually care. But I learned my lesson after Louis CK, and this has happened like 5 more times since then. Just stop pretending that you're gonna care about this next month, or some ADHD boycott of one actor in one movie is for any sort of greater good, and FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS IN THE MANGER, *STOP ACTING SURPRISED EACH TIME THIS HAPPENS*

[@thedumbdog1964]

Hahahahaha “Who is John?”

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

Why did the news anchor has a champagne bottle with him?

[@johnrankin7135]

In cas Kennedy died

[@user-zr6jm4ld9l]

semper paratus

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

@@user-zr6jm4ld9l I guess it is commendable.

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

@@johnrankin7135 It seemed such a longshot.

[@johndanes2294]

It was the 60's.

[@lefttac3541]

That was so so good

[@ClaireSamuelsVA]

2:34 HAHA that was brilliant

[@ibbandflow]

What song was that at the end... I think I heard the beginning of True Trans Soul Rebel.

[@gtechler]

Ib_Beee yep!

[@birdflox1337]

Heck yeah

[@miranda1594]

🤘🏻

[@ibbandflow]

H e c k Y e a h

[@MarioMario-wn3fc]

Darude Sandstorm

[@callumdoherty7204]

Jimmy Carr wants his hair back!

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

Oh he is getting drafted

[@Bree420]

can we have another one of these, but for Henry Kissinger? LOLLL

[@raeh123]

This was greaT

[@paintspot]

Yo I’m really tired and need sleep; can anyone explain the joke with the hand gesture? -Paintspot Infez Wasabi!

[@Randomgen77]

Kennedy fingered the mother.

[@BriarMB13]

More like a "sniff my fingers" sort of thing

[@TheCSJones]

True Trans Soul Rebel for the outro music. Nice.

[@peterdietrich8810]

Glad someone else caught that.

[@eternalmiasma5586]

IRL cave Johnson

[@lukacunningham342]

I get the feeling the Anchorman killed him

[@TJ-kk5zf]

too true

[@aidansilber2028]

He sorta looks like Al Fallic

[@danabryant6138]

Think I heard Seth Rogen laugh a few times...

[@sesfilmsllc]

Jimmy Hoffa paid him off.

[@user-ts4yd6he6k]

Joker (2019)

[@tugboat2030]

Too soon?

[@ElusiveTy]

God no

[@leonardobianucci6218]

I dont find the sketch that much fun but all being a setup for this joke at the end... Kinda worthfit

[@2Tube22productions]

Why is the audience on these always so obnoxious? I get you’re having fun, but all that “whooing” is just distracting. I mean that lady who gasped so loudly...relax, it’s a fake monologue.

[@Tulip_bip]

why does everyone hate the audience in every single video? they're just having fun

[@lomacke1475]

it’s ucb. sorry but this is what comedy troupes do. at least a quarter of the time the company is in the audience and these are their friends so everything is funnier and they are more often than not being supportive or trying to knock someone off their game for laughs.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@lomacke1475 That makes a lot of sense. I feel like CharactersWelcome should probably invest in body mics or something similar to reduce audience noise (the only reason why I'm suggesting this is because they replied to someone else who suggested the same thing and they said they might invest in them).

[@Awkwardtunity]

I don’t get why he’s mad. His mom is an adult and can have sex with whomever she wants. Lol

[@sigh824]

He also made him smell the fingers afterwards and broke her heart

[@camphonics2124]

its also implied the mother cheated lol

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@camphonics2124 I think it's less about that and more about the fake 4 digit phone number.

[@elduende367]

Disgusting title & sick mind! This is not comedy!

[@ElusiveTy]

There's nothing disgusting about the title and the comedy is what is referred to as dark humour/black humour. If it's not your thing, that's fine, but that doesn't make it any less comedic.

[@MinecraftGamer2021]

This is not funny. Its hilarious

[@thedumbdog1964]

It obviously is though

[@cryptidtwink7952]

It's been decades. Move on

[@fs9096]

Where's the hobbit milk, Kozzi?

[@TheAp397]

THIS IS GOLD