The Nomadic Mechanical Horse

[@BaronVonGrumble]

WARNING: This video contains swearing and unpopular views. But it's just a KZbin video so deal with it.

[@fatneck2008]

fucking well said buddy!

[@Bredaxe]

Everyone pull on your man pants, or adult diapers.

[@rab..]

"Cunts are cunts" - Apple 2019

[@engir63]

I said before you need to get laid...I agree with about 95% of what you are saying but you still need to get laid

[@Urban_poacher]

moving out of London was my best move

[@pyroscot]

And he's back 😂😊 the Baron Rant. We missed you matey.

[@cisium1184]

Seven minutes from "what is more important than happiness and love?" to "they should just be hung up and shot." That's gotta be some kind of a record.

[@Os.-]

Yup what took him so long?

[@kuhndj67]

Yes it's been a long and lonely winter both being off the bikes and not having many of my favorite bloggers out either - winter sucks.

[@Filip_Phreriks]

Hey Baron. Will you do more video's on (super)cars?

[@stopper90004]

This reminds me of why I moved to California. God bless the Baron: he sounds exactly like the aging, rational conservative male we all become as we get older, pay more taxes and lose our patience with crooks, parasites and selfish drivers.

[@roblaa3198]

there is something comforting about a good old Baron vid 👍

[@wobblysauce]

Missed the DoubleDeckers though.

[@Sir_Revsalot]

This needs to happen more regularly Baron!!! Love these vids ..

[@svracing3]

Got a small feeling that this video won’t be monetised 🤣

[@m140jam5]

Monetized 😏😂 but yes yes probably

[@crc0889]

@@m140jam5 We speak proper English round here son

[@m140jam5]

I'm. From the south east like baron, don't think you do lol. 😂

[@j.h.237]

Jamesy Crockford stop speaking like a yank bro

[@crc0889]

@@m140jam5 monetized is American. So....c yer

[@MrAndybell10]

I was a retail security guard for 11 years. I never caught one person stealing to eat, it was all people stealing to sell the goods.

[@cisium1184]

"So you ask yourself the question...what is more important than happiness and love?" Pies. The answer is pies.

[@saintetienne755]

Custard …. more custard = less war.

[@Nobody_Famous]

Saint Etienne make sure it’s Chunky Custard kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5atgZWAjN-oba8

[@RidingWithGerdas]

ππππππ pies!

[@saintetienne755]

*CHUNKY* custard and apple *PIE* . . . ISIS would stop fighting

[@Dez456]

@@saintetienne755 PIE-SIS

[@FunAllDayLong4353]

My father was born in Hammersmith - gives me a warm glow every time you mention it. Used to watch the boat race every year from the bridge. MBGA.

[@lastexile1187]

Double bloody decker

[@KevinBowers_Pnw_ducrider]

Your comment about not being able to buy happiness resonates hard with me. After battling cancer twice I tried like hell to buy what I thought happiness was. Bikes, cars, toys, trips and it never felt right. I kept chasing after something not realizing I had no fucking clue what happiness was.

[@exeveche1979]

Couldn’t agree with you more when you described London 🤟

[@dv2045]

Londonistan mate

[@nickcoulter973]

You can insert New York in place of London and still be accurate. Anonymity and lack of accountability are society poison.

[@regharris1]

So glad you are back. Your comments are spot on. All of them. Thank you.

[@apx5777]

The only thing that gets punished is bloody speeding, and that's only because it's pretty much automated!

[@Csirkefoga]

1066Rider same all over Europe. Just accept it’s a form of tax. 😤

[@NooBiker]

Chop the hands off thieves, and chop the right foot of anyone caught speeding, on the spot. Seems fair.

[@Csirkefoga]

NooBiker lol, put down the whisky bottle! 😂🤣

[@kroegi1]

I can't belive how much joy i get from watching a brit driving about and swearing all the time. Keep it up, greetings from Germany.

[@VeeFour]

I found a similar phenomenon during a tour around Vietnam. Up in the north right out in the sticks, it was almost medieval. People tended to own nothing more than a 2 room hut on a couple of acres of land, with a pig a few chickens, and they were all happy waving and smiling and seemed very happy and contented with their lot.

[@R1ACE]

It's been a while since I last heard that intro music

[@WildlifeMoto]

Don't worry mate, after BREXIT London will be empty* (*source: The Guardian).

[@aa-kv2pq]

Hope fully Owen Jones and anna soubry and their ilk will fuck off to Europe and never come back too

[@sprocket-YT]

He doesn’t work in finance 🤔🤦‍♂️🤣

[@cisium1184]

And there will be no vegetables or condoms. Which will be a great disappointment to people who like to fuck zucchini.

[@pjoobs1236]

As long as you lot don't come up here to Northumberland then goodbye London. It's a shit show

[@matthew3774]

a a They didnt 😭

[@progste]

A new Baron video? Oh yeah, my timetravel experiment was succesful!

[@nathanking2322]

My blood pressure would be sky rocketing, leaving that GS parked in London.

[@rachelseeling7233]

I do not care how many times I have watched Chris drive these back roads. I love these videos!

[@wretchedrider2157]

Huzzah to the old school London commute vlogs! Damn legend...

[@jacksgtn9389]

Seeing you back on a green GS makes me want to go through the baron back catalogue and enjoy the alp videos again

[@DomBounty]

Perfect video, loved every second of it

[@duosonic391]

Sorry for your raised blood pressure and stress BvG, but this vlog hit me with the nostalgia feels. Thanks for bringing us along.... Glad you have been able to move on in life though so that you can be happier.

[@egg750]

Back to the original old school master blaster Von grumble ! 💚

[@casualtruffle]

Getting a notification come up and seeing a video rant from you reminds me of the old days. I like 44teeth vids, but I do enjoy your rants, and having them few and far between just makes me appreciate them more.

[@jamsxr]

TOP TIP. Try using Waze. It’s owned by Google and even better than maps 👍

[@JB-gk6tg]

Been watching a few of your uploads over the years as I’ve only just found this channel. Must say you’re not alone - and by that I mean your views on a European trip alone, and all the other thoughts you have. Think you’ll know what I mean.... thanks for sharing .... and I’m not trying to blow smoke !!

[@MisterAki43]

Ayy, what a lovely surprise. Thank you very much.

[@SuperVistaprint]

15 years ago, nobody in my village locked their doors, we kids could just roam from friends house to friends house. we raided the fridges, but we cleaned our mess, we helped each other with the garden work/chores. we roamed around till midnight, played football in the streets. today... i moved back into this village, nothing like it anymore. you see no kids, no chitty chatter, everybody is just in their selfmode. i might got a case of peter pan syndrom but fuck it, i want those times back

[@alexpage7292]

I’d forgotten how much I used to enjoy your original channel before you went all global and shit 😊 Great stuff 👍🏻

[@Nexus-6]

Ah, lovely to have a BvG video again. Nostalgia or not, I love listening to you talk and ride, BaronVonGrumble. It's like a podcast on two wheels. Please do this more often. I (we) love it, and you. Cheers from the Colonies (Canada). : )

[@MOTOUK1]

Top man, I so love your rants, not enough on 44teeth anymore and I get it! Different audience and you can’t swear all time reviewing stuff 😂 any way BVG love to hear more rants miss them 👍

[@darrenwigington3942]

Good to see an old school Baron vid, you are right you probably can't do to many of these per year , but it is still nice to have a good rant every once in a while. See you at Cannons on 31st March ,

[@CajunGreenMan]

Civilizations beyond hunter-gatherer fail because they overshoot their environmental footprint. Meaning they use the resources they are dependent upon faster than nature can replenish them. See 'Immoderate Greatness: Why Civilizations Fail' by William Ophuls. You're right; moderately boring continuous rant.

[@russ02281990]

Glad to have ya back fella. There's nowt wrong with a good moan from the great baron von grumble. Thank you for the jizz machine stickers sent out to hamilton ontario Canada. Had them on my bike back in Scotland now I out here I have to represent. 🤘

[@sambrook11]

This is the grumble fix I have missed. Welcome back. Also this is that good stop being a wankstain we love it.

[@foodieontour]

So much wisdom and info in 20 minutes. Impressive and actually enjoyable.

[@OHMMoto]

I don’t think there are too many motorcycle vloggers riding into London, ranting about controversial topics..... not entertaining ones anyway 👍. Enjoyed the vid 👍

[@TheGorillaBiker]

I enjoyed this immensely and agree 100% on the correlation between cities and misery.

[@watchzeitgeist2]

Dude, your rant at the beginning is SO shortsighted and simplistic xD You're focusing on the most negative parts of our society and most rose-tinted version of theirs..

[@Bagjo123]

Still love you. I Watch the videos again and again.. because you are just the way you are

[@no1crank]

Your back😍 we have missed this!

[@Unfunny_Username_389]

his front...not so much

[@packing999]

Think you've been watching a different vid

[@mickthevanmanmoreton2296]

Your so right about London , very very occasionally go to London and then it's just bearable, it always makes me appreciate my little town , great vid , I do miss your moaning

[@sullybiker6520]

I'm not sure I agree that your famed format (BVG/Gixxer/2012 as I think of it) is no longer good, because it was always much more than some bloke on a bike. You're a good storyteller. Still, you're right about change - people move on and it's not like there isn't a good back catalogue to enjoy.

[@motoprof3672]

Your grumbling is refreshing, particularly here in the States, where we are all so fucking nice and optimistic and grin-and-bear-it all the time.

[@kpr1969]

I like people who unapologetically say it as it is.. free speech is dying by the day. Great vid

[@ManxAndy]

Wow......the Baron is back and doing a Grunble........my week is complete.👍

[@plymouthjanner8940]

With views like that on crime I'd vote for you as Prime Minster.. Keep up the good work Baron..

[@andrewgiles8252]

God I love this guy!!…. There’s nothing better than a Baron rant!!

[@gestoandlane]

256 thousand people agree with you :D

[@stevetowers5358]

I didn't want to mention it at first but you do sound heavier….

[@septembermorgen1690]

Fat-shaming? Lol

[@snueglypher]

Nostalgia or not for me it is that good. I was watching back in the day for the classic baron rants, at the time I had a bike and got out every second I could on it. Nowadays I don’t have a bike and any afford a bike, so for me this channel and the ranty videos is a way of staying in contact with bikes. Anyway great vid, hope to see more here and on 44T! :)

[@hurtpain1]

I thought you bought the new one a while back? The triple black keyless one?

[@puttputt1992]

BadDrivers wasn’t that just a long term review bike?

[@Germaingazm]

Hi Baron, I recently bought a S1000R and you were right in your review, it's a JIZZ MACHINE! I love it. Greetings from Melbourne, Australia!

[@6Twisted]

The video's a bit grainy, not sure if you've noticed. Also, you could try velcroing your plate on. When I park on the path I take my plate off so it's safe and I can't get a ticket.

[@AryllMoo]

Salt grains?

[@JayeOFarrell]

It's KZbin processing. Watch it again in a few hours and it'll be fine

[@Galeere2]

idk. wouldnt they look for the frame number and check the registration there?

[@realtruths2291]

Better still don't put a plate on if u get pulled say it fell off I've riden my bike for a year with no plate and haven't been pulled once.gota play the game 😂

[@billness2635]

You’re speaking the truth brother! As an American who rode for two weeks in Morocco, then 6 weeks in Europe and the UK on my 690, I felt utterly safe in North Africa and enjoyed the people there! I avoided all of the big European and UK cities on the advice of numerous locals hi all said the same thing! No plans of going back!

[@Tymmz]

oh dear...probably so many false statements...but we still love you! a single mum with child escaping her abusive husabnd has to wait 6 months for accomadtion..thats how well the government looks after you.

[@jamsxr]

Tymmz doesn’t excuse all the thieving wankers though.

[@Tymmz]

you are absolutely right...buuuut I think because of a bunch of "thieving wankers" we shouldn't throw centuries of civilising over board and fall back to medieval methods. without the civilising process we wouldn't ride around GS1200s.@@jamsxr

[@SKBKER]

@@Tymmz then they keep on stealing . Like I keep saying the public have had enough and soon vigilantes will be spreading .

[@Tymmz]

if I had the time and balls, I would probably too roam the streets and try to catch lowlife bike thieves. but that's very different to medieval style punishments.@@SKBKER

[@alexiserman5632]

Love your attitudes & your bikes Baron.

[@graemearmstead9237]

This is a bit like an R rated version of Jordan Peterson. Very funny and quite accurate.

[@t-macadventures8255]

Loving the general rant Baron, always a pleasure to listen to. 😂😂

[@TheDoosh79]

I strongly disagree about being unable to buy happiness, unless your definition of happiness is some completely unobtainable La-La Land insanity of course. All I would need is enough money to pack in work, then I could spend my time doing things I like rather the daily tedium of work life that is arbitrarily forced on everybody.

[@Shaft0]

Because you have that understanding already. Other people, who for their own reasons don't yet have that understanding, aren't guaranteed to have it via money. Especially if they're convinced that merely throwing more money at their problems will solve their unhappiness.

[@More_Row]

You would change your mind as soon as you got there. Humans aren't good at being content.

[@CrazyPanda688]

Totally agree. Happiness for me would be not working, but that isn’t an option because I was born into this Capitalist shit hole of a planet, so I have to work, otherwise I’ll starve and die. 40 hour work weeks where you might actually have about 5 hours of work to do each day but you’re forced to stay the whole 8 hours because that’s how this stupid fucking society has been shaped. What a life eh? Bring on universal basic income I say

[@Racing_Fox]

They say you can’t buy happiness but when happiness isn’t something you have material goods are the next best thing.

[@weir-t7y]

It's honestly pretty hard to live without work. You'd have to find a hobby that replaces it

[@luke_1152]

Man I’ve missed these vids. Quite nostalgic watching you ride into London

[@Blacktemplar3624]

Now this is the type of videos that ive missed! Classic old double bloody decker Baron.

[@simonandrews4453]

Bravo and hussar! Very happy to see a BVG upload. Now load those GS panniers up with a load of curly wurlys and clean socks and roll out on another tour!

[@mickeybee]

Aaaaaaaaaah.......watching this as I move out of London is f**king bliss. I agree 100% with everything you said about the place.......pure joy listening to someone else who's sacked it off for a proper life!

[@inboxgame550]

Sometimes it's nice to hear someone else say what you keep thinking, it keep you from losing your mind.

[@RichardCro]

Oh mate, I’m sat I’m my pit full of cold feeling pretty pants and this is just what I needed. A proper old school grumble!

[@ozzyg82]

I have these sorts of rants in my helmet all the time, that’s what long journeys are for.

[@miyrides1180]

Welcome back ,actually the first vlogger I watched .Inspired me to ride my dirty old GS to Andermatt ,and ride to Chur and on to Stelvio,first EU tour for me, Who doesn't love a rant

[@itslukkeee]

Baron Von Jizz Machine I have missed your rants dude! Made me very excited in the pants when I saw your new video in my sub box. Your wisdom filled ramblings over 44 teeth any day. You're wrong, your story telling is on point baron.

[@stevebolton8471]

KZbin compression is bad on this vid. Good to have you back...

[@Allan003]

Baron, I just want to say, I love you. I hope you are enjoying life as best you can.

[@iamgigglz]

Shoulder mounted camera is jizztastic. More...natural(?) feeling than the helmet mount.

[@sofiadurao312]

I am sure you are a lovely guy and it's just going into London that brings the grumpy in you out! To be honest I dont know if I would prefer the lovely you instead of the grumpy! Missed you!!

[@pastie3131]

Titanic rantathon....love it! Just got back from holiday in Sri Lanka and saw the same thing - dudes with bugger all and happy as Larry. In fact, I think Larry lives in a mud hut. Great vid.

[@knottym00se]

Love this format, glad you're back Baron and hope you're keeping well

[@liamhoad8445]

Having had my brand new GSA stolen last September and still struggling to deal with it, I’m right with you Baron.

[@config2543]

Good to see your videos again, Baron.

[@johnhestich458]

Pure love, and wisdom>>>>All the best BVG!

[@MeatandMotorcycles]

Reminds me of my NYC commute. Nice to see you back.

[@mattie_world]

this typical motovlog style happens rare enough of this channel for it to hold its value

[@Adrian-xl2yq]

Hey Baron xx I'm an Australian viewer and I've been subscribed to you since your very first video on an old account I've long since lost. I'm 20 now and I can 100% say that you influenced me to get a motorbike. I finally picked up a little CBR250R as soon as I had the means to last December. When I get my full licence I'll get a GSXR and take it green laning

[@randykawasaki]

BVG is spot on. You get happy when you realise happiness can't be bought.

[@johnduheaume6650]

Love your homespun philosophy Baron! Just watch that blood pressure, don't want to loose you.

[@johnwust9230]

Good to hear from the old chap, it’s been too long!

[@leewatkeys9065]

Stop sitting on the fence and tell it the way you think 😂. Cracking entertainment again. 👍🏻

[@robertakerson7186]

I noticed that riding into London seems to cause discontent. But thanks for the viewpoints on your new GS, as I am looking to replace a couple of my bikes with one of these.

[@assshby]

10 minutes early is 10 minutes late. Grandad drilled that in my head from an early age and has always helped me in all aspects of life.

[@nolucks]

This was what I have been waiting for, I am not disappointed in any way. More Vlogs, doesn't have to be London bound.

[@Tom_Hadler]

I agreed with everything in this video except for "it's not good any more". Your personality makes it work. Plus the format suits a rant. Most "vloggers" are boring, but you are entertaining and even thought provoking.

[@JackTadoussac]

Silk ties and broken dreams that was my life in Toronto I hear you mate

[@thedrvn]

Well sir the first 21 seconds is a breath of fresh air. Surprised yt hasn't taken down the video for an honest (and extremely accurate) oppinion.

[@Paramoto959]

I was stoked to see a new Baron video pop up on my feed! I’d Love to see regular videos again!!! 😎😎😎

[@LickyDischarge]

This upload may be nostalgic, but I enjoyed it anyway. You’re still as funny and entertaining as ever.

[@ttrainor6036]

I wouldn’t go anywhere near London on my bike. Very brave move.

[@nishantjaiswal22]

Man I missed this dribble. Well done. Welcome back

[@markcandlin6421]

Good to have you back Baron

[@ivansakent]

Missed you BVG,had me cracking up just like the old days 👍🏻

[@futurez12]

These musings videos are your best work. You might (correctly) believe that driving around London with a GoPro is old hat, but, TBH, your videos are so much more than that. London is just something to look at whilst you deliver your dynamite (thoughts), which is what we're all here for.

[@Gruntfuttock]

No Baron this isn't shit and 5 years out of date! Made me genuinely laugh out loud several times and was just the entertainment I needed after a shity Monday!! Thank you and please keep em coming!