The Official Podcast #60 With h3h3Productions

[@NamekJedi]

The transition into bored burgers was flawless

[@carbine781]

Timestamp?

[@Nodrog666]

Charlie is my hero

[@atomsattic240]

7:00 I think

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

i literally died, please inhume me

[@SirDavothe2]

I read this comment first so I saw the transition coming from a mile away.

[@JaviR101]

I love how Kaya was bagged on for the weight gain but Ethan was genuinely concerned

[@Archigosai]

the smoothest Bored Burgers yet, that transition was crisp

[@Mazda3Ota]

Archigos best one yet

[@Juantidote]

Archigos can you guys explain the joke to me I actually don't get it

[@parkour1114]

Juan De La Torre the burgers are bored

[@shinjis.4750]

GetOn MyLevel cause they aren't having any fun

[@Oblivion9873]

its a shit pun. board->bored

[@Bluehawk2008]

The way Ethan immediately went on the defense about his ass-wiping technique, you know he's had this argument before.

[@lilwezzy6577]

absolutely i found that quite funny

[@vorefield7079]

he talks about it like every other h3h3 podcast

[@charlieh3510]

literally one of H3H3s first videos on their channel (maybe even their very first) was about ass wiping

[@Ooth9999]

Liturally talk about it every week on his podcast

[@berni2905]

Ass wiping techniques on H3 Podcast are almost like masturbation stories on The Official Podcast

[@FriendlyCourier]

This is the most comfortable I've seen a guest. When podcasts collide

[@Simok1234]

The usual awkward masturbation intro was replaced with legitimately wholesome life advice.

[@angelyeas]

what a twist

[@umbrellamuffin]

Good profile pic

[@churchillsunicorn4875]

peace peace

[@pittbull909]

Critikal on h3h3 podcast when?

[@jackson5098]

He could replace this penguinz0 guy... I'm not a fan of him.

[@kabukimanindahouse]

sadly charlie would have to fly through the entire country for that. not sure if he has that cash on his hands. quite an investment for an episode of a podcast

[@supersaltlee7657]

kabukimanindahouse then let's make it happen

[@zebbr0s]

Honestly, I would be part of funding that trip. That exposure on H3H3 podcast would be amazing for Charlie and the rest.

[@dillonprosser9340]

kabukimanindahouse in the past, they wait for the guests to be in LA or nearby for some other reason. one time he did pay for travel costs for a guest to come on his show.

[@Mijaro]

oh my god, the transition to board burgers joke was seamless. absolute perfection

[@ThinkAbstract]

Ethan fit in so well with them, there was no awkwardness. With other interviews, there is always that layer of awkwardness but not with Ethan, love this dude.

[@Mona-kg6hy]

It also helps that he has his own podcast, and so he's used to it and learned ways to chill and make everything less awkward

[@Nhileishere]

Rufus yes exactly

[@ThinkAbstract]

Those moments weren't weird, they were goofy, intended to be that way.

[@penricoscam5491]

I think it's because the 4 four of them are awkward in their own way.

[@willyodi5]

I mean there are other guests like Ray and Alex that had no awkwardness. Probably because Alex isnt a guest tho

[@ykcaw6222]

My favorite part was at 1:05:20 when ethan says "yeah I pushed some chunks down and pushed it in with my toes" and the boys all just casually say 'ooh waffle stop' as if it were some type of clean golf match procedure.

[@Vrisket]

-10 for not outlining the double chin on h3h3

[@DJogdog]

Fame Decreased (Heroism -10).

[@zydake8166]

It’s there very slightly

[@DJogdog]

Kept you waiting, huh?

[@jimmy_ink]

Lofty I can still feel my leg... My arms... Even my fingers...

[@KingHalbatorix]

DarkAvenger that's actually an optical illusion funny enough

[@mue56]

Hands down best transition into the bored burgers joke so far

[@Ami-xi5kz]

The transition was so good he didn’t realise it was a joke

[@RandomVideos2]

I love the new intro music! It's got a synthwave vibe

[@emmy9345]

Random Videos - Cr1TiKaL Full Streams lookup Tech Noir

[@jylowren]

stranger things vibe

[@HerrFenchel]

maybe because it IS synthwave

[@peachu7]

Actually lowkey Fashwave

[@minhpham-yh9qn]

Random Videos - Cr1TiKaL Full Streams this music get a 90% moisture

[@renno2679]

"who has girlfriends?" "me and charlie" "ok charlie tell me about it" lmao

[@cerenb7909]

🥶

[@cameronwilburn6830]

I died when that happened

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

@@cameronwilburn6830 why?

[@cameronwilburn6830]

@@yehheapsmadaybut because he ignored Jackson

[@psychofade2745]

😭😭😭

[@FourTehWinGaming]

The boardwalk burgers caught me off guard so much I love it

[@sabersaurus7018]

Why does ethan keep introducing his sister as his wife.

[@taylorstaff6530]

Saber Saurus jokes

[@hamboningmaster]

Taylor Staff wow no shit

[@StrigWilson]

woah

[@tommyrandall3489]

Saber Saurus *carer

[@38clonewars]

Saber Saurus Hello, fellow guitarist

[@classicsethposts]

That transition to the joke was incredible

[@lil_pharma9163]

it made it into a very awkward conversation i was cringing

[@cuzthatshoweyroll]

Flawless execution.

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

I dont know why anyone would expect less.

[@yuriviolence]

the joke has no meaning as Lord Dunkey hadn’t fucking heard it, probably because he’s already been told it which means we never got a god damned laugh out of our boy from the previous best joke on the planet

[@coughpillbox748]

You're incredible

[@charliepaice6930]

I love how at the bit where Ethan was talking about interrupting people on podcasts and then Jackson waited until the end of his sentence to say like "yeah we're always interrupting people."

[@johngonzales1223]

The boardwalks burger joke transition was excellent

[@VobiscumSanta]

Best boardwalk burger set up ever.

[@sssbbb]

I'm terrible at getting anything done like university stuff or cleaning my bedroom and shit. I've started listening to your podcasts recently and they put me in such a great mood that doing boring or monotonous tasks become fun/tolerable, and I just wanted to thank you guys a lot for that, please keep them coming :)

[@dandan7884]

charlie fitted the burguer joke sooo smoooth man

[@MrSalsa227]

Get Ethan from h3h3

[@Hesric]

I thought Ethan had been ignoring you for a while now. Also, bitching intro track. Love this version.

[@emmy9345]

OnlyHuman lookup Tech Noir

[@Greigames]

In a stream a few days ago he mentioned that a Ethan was trying to talk to him more often

[@ZodiacGhost]

and Gunship

[@Nhileishere]

Greigames that's what i was wondering, what was going on, glad it's better now

[@HawooAwoo]

Ethan recently release a video saying that over the last year he's become an awful person and, of relevance to this topic, he began cutting himself off from other people. So Ethan realizing this and making an effort to change would explain what's changed.

[@socrates3065]

Kaya is using 25% of Earth's useable water by showering after *EVERY SHIT*

[@thatguy.9886]

dude it's not like he shits every 12 seconds

[@TheYoungSandwichfilm]

That guy. Only reason you justifying it is cause you shower after every shit

[@thatguy.9886]

quite the opposite actually, I shit after every shower

[@seedmonchermonchcronch3222]

My dad showers after every shit

[@mototadatoki]

I’m pretty disappointed Ethan’s eyebrows don’t move when he talk :(

[@cazalynchhung]

mototadatoki dude haha what’s the deal with his eye brows ?

[@JimTheKid]

Yeah they should of made his picture a gif

[@altruisticlemur]

@@cazalynchhung late but he has tourettes

[@LoreLounge]

Can we please get an "Edging for days" mech line? Maybe some sweaters or "edging for days" embroidered on some pillows?

[@fcknhorrible2851]

Now h3 needs to have Charlie on their podcast

[@Boogers32150]

Meme Lord - I would poop my pants

[@hookoffthejab1]

All four of them would be cool. Although I'm sure kaya wouldn't be able to make it

[@fcknhorrible2851]

Döla Freundlich I'm sure it would be runny and delicious

[@TollNSoul]

PikFittan Source?

[@pomegranateman]

Critikal said on stream it probably won't happen because he's afraid of flying

[@calio7368]

So... Andrew: pretended to be gay Charlie: got porn ptsd Ethan: shit himself Jackson: tasted his own milk Kaya: tributes his cheetah poster Me: "I would like to hang with these dudes"

[@jd2192]

Me too

[@Sakanade19]

at this rate they'll have Will Smith or Barack Obama as a guest in a year

[@renclave]

Why are you looking forward to those specific serial killers? What next, Ted Cruz?

[@waterman4567]

get danny devito on the podcast

[@ensuens]

Get donald trump

[@ReD_SnOw-ke2hn]

water man get Denny bevitoe

[@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120]

Get “the trash man” on the podcast

[@BatCostumeGuy]

Get anddi doke

[@randomassguy]

This episode was great, I actually didn't expect Ethan to have such a nice chemistry with the JACK hosts, awesome video

[@HerbalAssailant]

The tide pod meme started on Tumblr. There was a big post with lots of pictures of things that "look" like they would be good to eat like bath bombs,bouncy balls,tide pods and so on. But for what ever reason everyone started latching on to the tide pods. Then the memes started,they leaked on to other websites and then kids started interpreting as a "challenge" to eat tide pods. It was never about *actually* consuming tide pods. It was about people with intrusive thoughts of eating things they shouldn't.

[@NocturnalNick]

Babies/toddlers eating tide pods actually has been a problem for years

[@nabman11]

Of course the most dangerous memes start on Tumblr

[@wispy9859]

Thanks, tumblr. Tumbled down the cliff with that one.

[@madeonearth3429]

Faith darwins rule will kill all dumb people. See it as a good thing. Less dumb kids means less dumb annoying grownups, who have to pay our retirement.. peace

[@Johndoe-gd4tb]

does anyone other than teenage girls use tumblr?

[@cokentutes]

Listening to Ethan argue about wiping with the moist crew was the best fucking thing ever. I can die happy now.

[@gabrielyossef4436]

Ethan is a veteran version of Charlie

[@MeatyThigh]

Pretty sure Charlie has been doing KZbin longer

[@owenf2835]

@@MeatyThigh he has

[@lizardking1552]

But ethans older

[@JimTheKid]

Scrubby is the new Charlie/H3H3/leafy

[@elijahalvarez4920]

Wasn't in Subscriptions Feed. Lucky I got the notification yay

[@explosivet9970]

Their is a great video about this on the Game Theorists channel, they might be cringy, but they know what they are talking about.

[@AlexDeLarge1]

It's universal. My subscriptions box has never worked right.

[@alikraft9497]

ExplosiveT there*

[@dabqu]

yeah wtf I got unsubscribed!!

[@TheHeavyModd]

I've never had problems with my subscription feed or subscriptions. Might be a US thing?

[@alolanstarboy]

That intro legit sounds like something out of Hotline Miami, I love it

[@dariusbates9677]

My 2 favorite KZbinrs. This is the day I have always been waiting for.

[@TollNSoul]

Darius Bates Peak of my life

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

Time to get the lube/saliva!

[@The_Baecon_King]

ikr.. im glad they could get Kaya and Jackson to join the h3h3 podcast... wait a minute

[@kimberleecatena]

This episode was so golden. Perfect. Laughed out loud a ton. Felt very classic. Tons of embarrassing beautiful sweet conversation. Loved it.

[@CrazyPromt]

This is my favourite episode of Official, guys, thank you, very entertaining

[@jeffmcgillisheiden794]

casey chapman here's an individual who even translates his videos for you, you sad fuck. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3jNpXqmf9x_j8U

[@jeffmcgillisheiden794]

casey chapman so done here or do you need me to find you irl to show you? My fb is under the very same name, youll find me easily, the one with the cover photo from the swedish armed forces 👌, hit me up and I'll show you things that'll make you cry, weak people tend to hahaha

[@Big_log_420]

Jeff McGillis Heiden shut up u dirty Swede jk

[@jeffmcgillisheiden794]

log clu also, here's some fun facts about the swedish *social democrats*, fucking filth that, with English subs at that 😁. Funny thing is, all of it is true but they actually forgot about a lot of horrible things. (Actual fun to know, we gave the Nazis the racial hygiene and separation methods) kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWaZi36Li6p2jdU

[@muchiiuchii6368]

@@jeffmcgillisheiden794 damn dude

[@caseyclark5174]

That was the smoothest boardwalk burgers transition I've ever heard.

[@BaileyDmk11]

Wonder what Alex would say if he unmuted

[@jftemple44]

Man I didn't want this episode to end. It truly felt like friends hanging out and having fun together. God bless.

[@sperggins6969]

I'm disappointed in myself for calling my dog "a fucking loaf" and then proceed to laugh like it's the greatest joke I've heard, fml.

[@Nate-ll4do]

Hentai creamer What kind of dog?

[@throwaway596]

Hentai creamer No that is completely understandable and not at all shameful

[@sperggins6969]

Nate its a poodle mixed with a shitzu

[@pip4349]

It’s been a while since I laughed this hard from a comment oh my fucking god

[@sonicfire9000]

so... nobody is going to talk about that username?

[@Ebaadsiddique]

I love the fact that the first noise Ethan makes in this podcast is a cough. Idk why but that is just so him XD.

[@ellarose5530]

So Ethan finally stopped ignoring your dms?

[@BaronVonBielski]

Ella Rose Ethan was ignoring him?

[@shinjis.4750]

BaronVonBielski Keem mentioned Ethan tends to ignore most peoples dms

[@dertysprite]

lol I would too

[@ReclasTube]

H3 prob just ignores Keem.

[@katawatenshu]

Nah, he just doesn't have anything else to do since he's not making vids

[@nitzel9909]

ethan lived long enough to become the villian

[@vatoloco7570]

"the villain" lmao You need to touch some grass buddy

[@nitzel9909]

@@vatoloco7570 not sure if you realize this, but what this comment is meant to be a joke based on the fact that people tend to not like Ethan as much

[@sacredbeenz1137]

@@vatoloco7570 you sound tarded

[@limptoes1446]

@@nitzel9909 because of his political views mostly

[@dalegribblebountyhunter59]

Well if he donates 50k, Ethan can have a semi-fresh, bukkaked cougar poster straight from Turkey/Germany.

[@forrestdog2]

He's talking about Matt Hoss, by the way. That's who he'd punch.

[@BillNyeThiccThighs]

Yeah but his name is like saying the N word, or saying voldemort.

[@ricardomartins2489]

Not keemstar?

[@juniorayala185]

I thought he was talking about keemstar

[@Dubsaveli]

That was flawless integration of the Boardwalk Burgers joke was a thing of beauty.

[@JulianBliss]

Get James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd.

[@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx]

yeah you sure got him, haha fuck you OP

[@jonathanstevens9652]

Top ten anime crossovers

[@K4inan]

stop

[@cyber-bully5063]

Original and hilarious comment

[@lennon005]

"it got everywhere. it got everywhere" legend

[@Star808_]

The two KZbin gods have collaborated... This is a glorious day.

[@tysonkutney4174]

That was an amazing transition into the podcasts mandatory joke :)

[@YaGuyALT]

it probably wont happen, but it would be cool if they got eric andre on here.

[@WiiWarior23]

ALT INC would be the moistest of interviews

[@myfishdoesdrugs168]

I wanna see Eric Andre on literally everything.

[@InJuRiOuSbEaTs95]

There would be nothing for him to break.

[@nathanielwortman7589]

This was the first podcast in a while I’ve actually genuinely enjoyed. I’ve never watched Ethan or anything but man was this fun to listen to. Good job boys

[@danskyder1564]

Please get Maxmoefoe!!

[@toxicwaste7204]

Everyone would love an Ethan collaboration with Post Malone

[@tm1236]

There is one

[@theshrock4771]

Sarcasm

[@NadoMD]

I spent ALL GODDAMNED DAY watching the H3 podcast and kept thinking about Ethan on the Official jesus christ

[@alexchristensen9537]

jesus that was the best transition to the boardwalk burgers joke at 7:12

[@sooperdope]

FINALLY ETHAN RESPONDED BACK TO CHARLIE

[@nutoothealmighty2126]

charlies segway into the boardwalk burgers joke had me genuienly cheering in excitement for the joke

[@elloRUBICON]

This is the greatest H3 Podcast of all time.

[@nova8455]

Dr.Eggman445 you're picture is so good

[@elloRUBICON]

Nova thank u thank u

[@AddeMusic]

All Time*

[@ThatGuyKh1]

Dr.Eggman445 I love you penis head jedi

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

I love how for a while Ethan hadn't responded to podcast requests and it bugged Charlie, but when he finally came on, he ended up being the sweetest guest, going as far as to donate to their Patreon.

[@VobiscumSanta]

Get jojivlogs

[@oOsillyrabbitOo]

Specimen Zero who?

[@jftemple44]

George Miller you pleb

[@Soace630]

Jonathan Perez How dare u not know the king himself

[@siruglymane8343]

Y’all need to stop obsessing over this guy, Jesus Christ

[@mxxxxc2606]

Specimen Zero he doesn’t do KZbin anymore lol. He’s chilling with SoundCloud rappers now.

[@lightbluegunshots]

u can tell just hanging out with jordan peterson leveled ethan up

[@AnarchyApple]

Yo guys, there's this group of 4 people who run this awesome podcast Called "The Official Podcast". I think you should get one of them on.

[@Juantidote]

JOY RIDE rydrz?

[@amittoibis]

Cunts

[@DrPorteous]

Juan De La Torre damn!

[@Astianatte592]

seeing ethan and charlie together gives me faith in the world

[@josephsmith6074]

Top 10 Anime Crossovers

[@cluckcluck236]

I once too was a front-wiper, but that was long ago

[@landonkandon]

Lmao try and get Jordan Peterson on here and only talk to Kaya

[@hookoffthejab1]

I was just thinking about what it would be like if they got Jordan Peterson on here. That would be so awkward asking JP "do you masturbate?"

[@trashcan3000]

They would all just stop talking and quietly start cleaning their rooms

[@hookoffthejab1]

Artem Nikitin hahaha

[@grilledleeks6514]

@@trashcan3000 well played

[@codbenjosh]

Getting drunk and listening to this is an important thing to do

[@JP-bo4gi]

ill lick it

[@Duck-xy3gx]

Love the new intro it's like a mix of 8-bit and synthwave

[@MrGilberTable]

Damn man this probably gonna put you over 2 mill. Congrats.

[@craigforster8685]

This was the last place I ever thought I'd reconsider my lifestyle health choices. Thanks masturbation gang. I'm gunna stop consuming sugar now.

[@brokenrecord1323]

Hello boys. Been a fan of Charlie's since forever and been listening to the podcast since it began. Today I had an earth shattering argument with my wife. We argued so much that at the end of it we started considering if we should separate permanently. We're not married, but we've been living together since 2006. I love her very much. I was so angry, that I booted up my laptop and just started working to get my mind off of our argument. I couldn't take the silence so I put this episode on since it's such a classic. I decided earlier that I'm going to stay angry the entire day, to show my wife that I am upset so that she would leave me alone. But when you made that joke about Togarashi being the guy who created Nintendo, i let out a hearty laugh. I just can't stay angry while listening to The Official Podcast. Keep doing what you guys are doing. I am cheering for you and I wish you boys success.

[@Crispyellipses]

Elreicht La Ferte it’s been nine months how’s the bird

[@ZekeAndroid49]

Love that opening music

[@NaldoNidoking]

Togarashi peanuts "He invented the Nintendo" That actually fucking SLAYED me lmao

[@yahoruz]

I love kaya for his german talk

[@ronaldmahan8417]

Omfg i thought h3h3 was just a silly memer but then right out the gate he starts off with shit that took me almost a decade to learn. MAD props to Ethan!

[@PocketsFullofPadThai]

I know I'm super late, but I'm glad I found this, even if it was 5 years later. What a funny group of guys and Ethan's humor fit in so well. And the ending was the most wholesome thing I've heard in a long time. Just good vibes all around! Hope Ethan and Charlie get another chance to chat or collab on something

[@infernowo7093]

Whoever does the drawings for the pictures does a really good job and I give them a clap for how they help this country.

[@spong151]

I don’t shit at public bathrooms either.

[@nathanieljones8043]

Spong omg me too

[@FeaRxEcHoGaming]

Spong same i feel like an outcast

[@pyropoyo]

I actually audibly gasped when Charlie transitioned into the bored burgers joke. It’s honestly been so long.

[@SmileyFaceGuy]

welp this aged poorly

[@Virtuoso-wz5lq]

Shows what kind of person h3 is

[@awsome14619]

How so?

[@awsome14619]

​@@Virtuoso-wz5lq how? Kaya told him to Keep Yourself Safe to Ethan. Shows the type of person kya is

[@omdahlre]

wearing my bored burgers hoodie while hearing Charlie tell the joke is so meta

[@pladderisawesome]

"I have a competing sponsor"

[@LYNDONisHERE1]

The intro music made the walls start warping. Good edits guys

[@JamesMiller69]

Nobody understands the frontwiper until they are on Ethan trust me, I'm alone too

[@JohnnySins69XO]

TheBigDog really easy for fupas

[@noidea91]

The transition to The Joke was smooth af 07:10

[@eom3231]

official 80s podcast

[@Coolwiiboy]

Listening to the wiping instructions WHILE I’m about to wipe my ass. This is an experience I’ll tell my future kids

[@blunons]

Ill be trying that way of wiping on my next trip to the bathroom Edit: I have never experienced such a primitive why of doing something as wiping like this, for a split second I felt like I was some kind of primitive troglodyte being introduced to a modern society.

[@Thenewkrookkud]

Bored Burgers joke was so smooth Michael Jackson's slipping

[@ars3123]

“I have a competing sponsor”

[@ACallForUprising]

I remember my cousin Mario showing me H3H3 for the fist time so cool to see him on the podcast

[@evancoletv]

MATT HOSS ZONE lol

[@ryanvalenti8465]

Kepo is this a guess to who h3 would punch or are you saying you this as you want matt hoss zone on the official podcast? lol

[@daviddavito1158]

This episode has convinced me that the boardwalk burgers joke is funny. I have never laughed this hard in my life

[@Chrisfoulfellow]

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