The Official Podcast #8: Jason New Bourne

[@109876lol]

9:16 Is the beginning of Bored Burgers. A historical moment.

[@glanty]

I miss it

[@Excogitationn]

Indeed

[@glanty]

I miss it

[@alyster8520]

I miss it

[@Kettei]

"Kaya's debt" "Charlie's addiction" "Jackson's corners"... sounds like a dark novel series...

[@truedarkness4052]

Requiem of the Moist

[@technomach9045]

I'd pay $20 a book to read that series

[@xMDawg19x]

Fanfic!

[@gajbooks]

"Andrew's Dating Show", a depressing story about a man who goes on terrible dates because his "online dating" is really just a furry porn website.

[@sneelu6399]

they sound more like erotic novels.

[@CriticallyGnart]

these podcasts get my moist meter from a 0 to a 10 so fast

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

Maximum moistness is Cr1tikal's speciality

[@aarocamero1013]

My dikcc leaks a moisturizer when my boy starts talking

[@toreysanders2761]

0 to 100 baby

[@unknown-uo9ih]

Why do we fall? To make a big splash.

[@unheardr0b0t69]

CriticallyGnart my cock went from an inch to an inch and a half.

[@presidentfrog4683]

I FOUND THE GOD DAMN ORIGINAL BORED BURGER STORY!

[@ch3esey]

Paul Karpowich THIS IS THE ORIGINAL???

[@BD-tc6fq]

@@ch3esey HOLYSHIT??

[@saltsman3673]

andrew's terrible dates could be a legitimate corner on the podcast

[@Excogitationn]

Andrew could make his own soley on that subject

[@level99bard56]

33:25 kaya doesn't like mars because the lifeless expanse reminds him to much of turkey

[@doadm5077]

*stops the five year old from getting on the plane* "Not so fast... youre not tall enough to get on _this_ ride." *shoots five year old in the gut 3 times with a 9mm*

[@nolandbaeyond9404]

five year old gets up to reveal the bullet proof vest he was wearing

[@PsychoPanda9000]

No Land Baeyond​ *_A L L A H A C K B A R_*

[@MrDestWin]

No Land Baeyond right!

[@doadm5077]

No Land Baeyond *gasps* "Tch... I underestimated you." *gets into a complex and skillful fistfight with the five year old fugitive.*

[@fatbuffalo]

that would surely get into the top 10 anime fights of all time

[@AgentMacklinFBI]

when I got that notification something dead in me was reborn

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

It was your will to live. Cr1tikal resurrected it like the angel he is

[@Jamzmahname]

Tad Strange More like, reborne.

[@AgentMacklinFBI]

Rustle The Musical Gorilla. I see what you did there...well done 👍

[@AgentMacklinFBI]

Sir Musty that was beautiful

[@charliesdad2782]

Hey kids. Can i be in the next episode? That'd be some shit /Charlie's Dad

[@munjee2]

Why did you leave us?

[@27thcolossus]

@@munjee2 I know=/ ain't that some shit?

[@drage1019]

*LETS START A GO FUND ME TO GET KAYA OUT OF TURKEY*

[@drage1019]

*Lenny Face - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

[@extrememiner9627]

No let's instead start a go fund me to get Charlie, jack and kaya into turkey.

[@drage1019]

Murica

[@extrememiner9627]

I only now realized i made a mistake in my reply but whatever.

[@thegamingchance7531]

SHAWNiGAN let's start a go find me to keep Andrew on bad dates

[@vulkantheprimarch8905]

Is it just me, or is kayas accent a bit heavier here? maybe "you know who" replaced him because he shit talked the government.

[@gajbooks]

Every time he gets cleansed by the government they clone him to be slightly more Turkish.

[@vulkantheprimarch8905]

gajbooks "maybe this time comrade. Maybe this time."

[@vulkantheprimarch8905]

Leman Russ no u

[@TheGoop22]

Voldemort?

[@nickyoung6077]

Vulkan The Primarch exactly the opposite of impartialism

[@JPEGTOMUSIC]

I like how Andrew is the only one that's actually trying but they keep making fun of him

[@winkipodlife2866]

Jackson doesn't even speak lmao

[@blaat.n]

aww

[@ittybittybunnymilkies6577]

You're dumb

[@ILikeCheesesticks]

So does Andrew know that all the laughs after his jokes are edited into silence?

[@treyward9503]

idk y i just imagine kaya in this dark empty room with no light other than a head high window that doesnt even have glass, that and his computer is it

[@unclefred7351]

Andrew? Jackson? Andrew Jackson. Old Hickory podcast.

[@DragoneyeVII]

Question for Kaya Whats your opinion on the Armenian genocide?

[@ZFighterdude03]

"The What?" -Kaya Orsan

[@Guymanbot97]

You crazy? If he hasn't been assassinated yet, that would definitely get him killed.

[@fdl_2518]

Genocide? I thought it was that 2 million Armenians just went away on holiday

[@masterman1001]

They did. They went to muslim Valhalla.

[@thatcooldude902]

But Armenians are Christian

[@QuintonReviews]

I'm hard as a rock and ready to roll

[@danieltali5523]

I am from the future. Kaya will take a conservative standpoint. That is all.

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

Kaya Orsan i wouldnt rule out time travel

[@mrglowinthedark498]

Conservative in American standards.... Liberal in Turkey standards.

[@wesleyblakeman6159]

yes

[@bort-]

Holy shit...You really were from the future!

[@sexytime3589]

Wow, Charlie was really quiet in this episode.

[@extrememiner9627]

I think it's done medium rare.

[@WuIfsige]

"Who wants to be a guest on this podcast?" - gets John McAfee on the cast

[@Skummmmm]

RIP John McAfee

[@Ligmanutz]

I love these Podcasts pls never stop making them!

[@iamwunderektshun1612]

These make my day better every time I get the upload notification

[@VarinderBhandal]

Fuck baited ,this is where the real shit is at.

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

Ya like jizz?

[@cintovalenzuela7710]

Sir Musty a shit podcast

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

I heard something about a clown but then the clown went and i stopped caring

[@ryankwak1811]

Varinder Bhandal SHUT THE FUCK UP KEEMSTAR AND LET ME TALK

[@sexytime3589]

Sir Musty a really lame podcast

[@d_simp1040]

Wow. The Bored Burgers origin. I have stumbled upon gold

[@Mfolsom245]

This is one of my favorite things that I look forward to each week, I hope you guy keep making these :D

[@noynek97]

"Next up, it's Andrews bad date corner" -Jackson Feb. 9th, 2017

[@Guymanbot97]

"It happened two hours ago."

[@Fetteremo]

were can i buy the manga of the podcast?

[@wheremybike]

there's one issue in each muddy puddle you can find

[@akrasia1588]

whereismybike a

[@hopeful_krystal]

Zeltos crunchyroll.gov

[@aidancarlisle6237]

HWS - Over Baited - Over IDFC I have the Official Podcast

[@wafflezyum]

This podcast is literally the only thing that appears in my sub box and makes me say, "oh, fuck yea"

[@hrmmmmm]

if you're bringing on a special guest it has to be random9001 the legend himself

[@yung_cheezy]

Question for Kaya: Is there anything you actually like about living in Turkey? Something specific to your country? Food/weather maybe?

[@Toxin___InterHalfer]

BTW Kaya should thank God he doesn't have to live through Russian winters.

[@2ShOoTer7]

The only podcasts I will watch now are The Official Podcast and Peter's Content Free Podcast. So relaxing.

[@Krippinator]

Doomsdays creation had nothing to do with Superman specifically. He was a baby that was forced through millions of years of evolution by being killed and put back together repeatedly until he was basically unkillable and stronger than a kryptonian exposed to the sun.

[@lucemus1]

The Cr1tical podcast are the only ones i can watch the whole thing without being bored

[@benbenpotato]

hey, the corner stuff made me laugh so much last week. it was great

[@ThatPurpleMoustache]

there's such a weird dynamic between these guys... it's like everyone loves Charlie and everyone hates Andrew, and these are the only things that connect these four radically different people

[@wheremybike]

but andrew is the best

[@TheMastermind729]

Andrew hates Andrew

[@Joonaskaa]

Sitting in the office, headphones on, face-palming over the annual moonlandings. Fun cast guys ^^ keep it up

[@Ryhot]

honestly I never really like podcasts, but there's something about this one that just makes me moist.

[@rubraformica]

Baited and Hot Wet Soup are both dead. Now the only two podcasts left I care about are JAR and this. btw you 4 should collaborate with the JAR Media boys.

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

Nah, man. 8 people would be a shitshow

[@name8731]

OldCrotchety Not sure if their personalities would work, I mean cr1tikal is on a whole other level of godliness, meaning he fine with anyone, andKaya is stuck in Hell/Turkey, meaning he's got a unique factor to him, but the others are not far off normies, which jar are defiantly not.

[@rubraformica]

I wouldn't want all 8. Prolly 4 or 5 of them.

[@kiwifarmsdotnet]

OldCrotchety go check out the sleepycabin podcast, it's even better than the official podcast.

[@CONNER_]

Black Lagoon Death Squad which is also dead, but Zack has Shmucks out so that's cool.

[@SmarkusAurelius]

The Scotch Bonnet is a great super-villain name

[@mcpixel8781]

Absolutely Amazing. As Usual!

[@LeeaGalaxies]

Jackson: LETS ACTUALLY ANSWER THE QUESTIONS GUYS!?!? Andrew Charlie and Kaya: ... Naaaaaahhhhh fuck that.

[@sethr.c1065]

Strangely, I would be more excited about mars colonization than the cure for cancer.

[@kingsqueezie8610]

Fuck yeah I've been waiting for this since last Thursday.

[@piclebob]

the first 8 episodes are actually gold. andrew was so edgy back the too

[@davidkam4398]

48:36 my favourite moment in the history of this podcast for some reason

[@Excogitationn]

Why lmao? Have you watched every episode?

[@potane]

9:40 the begging of the end

[@AngelicSongx]

I love this podcast so much. Please keep it going.

[@eveninglog2713]

This gets me moister than an oyster

[@b1gwap]

4:53 That awkward statement was interrupted and followed up by a V-Shred ad

[@jimlayhe133]

I love these. Keep them up boys

[@Excogitationn]

9:16 In this hallowed ground, history was first woven, where the jest most jovial and unparalleled in all of time was first uttered.

[@philswift1252]

9:21 and thus, something legendary was born

[@thebrownboi5443]

You know, the first time i found Charlie i thought he was the funniest youtuber....but Kaya is probably the funniest human being ever

[@kirillkyrychenko1015]

going back through these and this is the episode where the legendary joke was born

[@anonymityisfantastic9305]

In sickness the cure is The Official Podcast.

[@ChrisRWitt]

I assumed that if Kaya was a super villain, he'd be the president of Turkey.

[@maromania7]

This is the 4th one that hadn't showed up in my subscription feed. This is a setup!

[@quinngilbert2849]

this podcast is always the highlight of my week

[@evanever]

why is there screaming in the background at 55:55?

[@jenorr4245]

fat sounds like a cat

[@Jumbo58067]

Alex trying to escape

[@shahood8116]

Thats the real kaya being tortured

[@randomassguy]

This is the best episode yet!

[@lescharle4695]

The origin of the boardwalk burgers meme.

[@Ryhot]

I LOVE THESE PODCASTS SO FUCKING MUCH.

[@lorengarms9836]

A great moment in history: boardwalk burgers

[@27thcolossus]

More like bored burgers

[@jareth312]

the only sunken treasure this pirate needs is your eyes, kaya you eloquent not-sleep-man

[@gorosaurussdad6876]

God damnit, this keeps looking more and more professional each time

[@iilliamna]

I wish I had friends like Jackson, Andrew, Charlie, and Kaya. You all seem so accepting and fun with each other. :(

[@draconomicon6543]

I am a huge youtuber with 19 whole subscribers plus I'm Steam friends with Jackson (I'm The One Chronicler on Steam). I'm totally super qualified to be a guest on this show

[@extrememiner9627]

Yeah but do you have the moistness required?

[@draconomicon6543]

@Extreme miner Why don't you come find out? ;)

[@aidandowdall1504]

Extreme miner so yes

[@matheuscamacho9700]

this podcast is a Cetaphil in moisture levels

[@Lagartoman7]

9:15 a legend is born.

[@madoot1903]

question: worst way to die and why also just want to give my grace to the podcast, it's nice to listen to each week. thank you guys

[@Misa-Green]

History was made on this episode

[@subzerosandvich6057]

This is one of the funniest podcast I've ever seen

[@PormithipicusProductions]

The beginning of the greatest joke of all time

[@tabatzanabtheivth6557]

With kaya's avatar you can clearly see his pure enthusiasm

[@kaleikokake905]

so we have Jackson the Nazi Andrew the pseudo-intellecutal furry Kiya (or however you spell his name) the second coming of morality and justice for children and animals and Charlie the toddler I love this bunch

[@kaleikokake905]

disregard that and plox

[@averagegamingplayer]

I finally have time to watch this.

[@dawsonparker1685]

They actually have done moon landings pretty "regularly" just not manned missions

[@Knight_Astolfo]

Kaya's not allowed to talk about reefer in Turkey.

[@CONNER_]

is it just like a cool fad to have a podcast

[@CorenelBrake]

fucking love this podcast

[@US395Official]

I LOVE THE KALIMBA IN THE BEGINNING

[@XEM_Ajax]

This whole podcast was hilarious XD

[@AXEUROLder]

Birthplace of the "bored burgers"-joke! Hell yeah

[@TheDGomezzi]

"We land on the moon every year or so" -Andrew

[@EthanCGamer]

I'd love Vinesauce Joel on the podcast.

[@masonmiller3456]

EthanCGamer it'd be awkward, Joel is very different from this crew. I see where you're coming from though

[@stagger9660]

EthanCGamer fuck yeah

[@Guymanbot97]

But 2/4 of the hosts know who Joel is and talked with him. I am pretty sure it would be easy to introduce them as guests. Although I for one think GPM would be a better guest given the context of this podcast.

[@masonmiller3456]

Daniel Silva definitely

[@EthanCGamer]

Yeah GPM would be better for the podcast, I'd just love Joel on a podcast.

[@chestnut4702]

Is it just me or is Kaya stronger in the right ear?

[@ILikeCheesesticks]

Skrow maybe your left ear has a tapeworm

[@rowengaines6869]

9:15 and in that instant, a legend was born.

[@tomascanevaro4292]

9:16 Where the greatest joke to ever grace human kind was created.

[@ni4717]

listening to this makes me feel like i have friends

[@I_am_Groot-42069]

Lmao

[@ZJC13]

the bad date show would be amazing, you guys should definitely do that

[@redacted5910]

9:15 a legend is formed

[@HalfaSpoon]

I will be a guest on your podcast. I have no experience, no idea what to do, but a heart full of fools gold.

[@APlayfulLittleBlend]

An era began this day

[@GeckoDX]

How do you feel about club penguin shutting down?

[@GeckoDX]

And what are your thoughts on this?

[@dilophosaurussun500]

And what are your thoughts on this?

[@fireman7124]

I'm waiting for Charlie to finally get fed up with the short jokes and be like" I've been publicly humiliated for the last time* you hear a cracking noise and gunshots in the background people are screaming*"

[@AlexS-y3d]

This is a good video. Thank you.

[@choche2809]

Charlie give your upstairs neighbor the business

[@brandaids]

Best thing about Thursday

[@holhorse3080]

9:16 BORED BURGERS ORIGIN