The Official Podcast #99 With UberHaxorNova

[@AidanMcQueeny]

James has been one creator I’ve stuck with since way back in 2010/2011. Glad to see him on this!

[@PohTrain]

Same, this is it

[@GoJetsGo92]

Same here. This is it chief.

[@mver191]

Same here, with ssohpkc .

[@Strummie]

Wild Woody seamoose

[@123123boobies]

@@Strummie seamoose is on one hell of a hiatus

[@GoJetsGo92]

The God of KZbin himself. The self made 7.7 Mil , fat stacks, original gangster , funniest, durable , consistent , immortal (but not HD) , legend , if KZbin had a hall of fame he’d be a first ballot, Mr. BeenThereDoneThat, Cowchop founder , Puerto Rico’s saviour , Pennsylvania’s very own, sexiest KZbinr/twitch streamer , the one and only Uberhaxornova AKA James the muthaf*%^ing ICON Wilson.

[@martinjez1]

The only Pewdiepie's legit competitor

[@wizardsmix7961]

I remember back when they both did happy wheels vids and were neck and neck in subs. Good times.

[@mastershack]

martinjez1 haha. T-series.

[@martinjez1]

@@mastershack You can't compete against the entire population of India

[@CloneLoli]

martinjez1 He in fact had 1 mil subs far before pewdiepie, like many months before pewdiepie hit 1 million.

[@Its.Ish.H]

*God has entered the podcast*

[@Oddie99000]

Taco Dude1017 /God creates humans/ /humans create UberHaxerNova/ "excuse me what the fuck"

[@feetusgaming779]

:sadcat:

[@DrunkGnu]

1k likes bro

[@glanty]

Jesus is in there also

[@SamuelSamuelSamuel]

James is being incredibly humble about all the shit he has done and seen. He could've mentioned the time the Cow Chop warehouse nearly burned down or that time he took a dump on camera.

[@XxPhasemanxX]

When did he take a dump on camera?

[@cosmin1518]

@@XxPhasemanxX the video is not on youtube anymore but i found it here (3:08) roosterteeth.com/episode/amazon-prime-time-2017-amazon-tide-pod

[@CadillacDeVilledElegance]

Off camera James is one of the most down to earth, humble, kind, and caring people you can possibly meet. In person he is so kind, the memes are purely him having fun. There's a video from a let's play family compilation channel that highlights James in an iJustine vlog, and in the vlog you can see James new girlfriend, who he hasn't exposed to the internet community and keeps the light off her to protect her. On the same channel, there's a video about his goal for cowchop which was to help his friends first and foremost. He's such a nice guy genuinely.

[@baconmoop]

What about the time he shot bleach into his eyes?

[@sonichashackedyou21]

He shot bleach into Aleks' eyes, not his.

[@r0ckskip]

chapters for u mobile users (from description) 00:20 Introduction 02:00 Charlie and Kaya Meet? 04:32 Who Would James Like to Meet? 09:17 We Warn Against Overeating 25:00 23AndMe *Ad* 27:10 Kaya and the Airplane 36:49 James' Embarrassment 41:56 Charlie Bonds With James 45:36 SimpleContacts *Ad* 47:33 Urethral Swabs 55:40 James and Bees 01:00:50 Loot Crate *Ad* 01:02:53 The Official Anime 01:11:55 Cow Chop is Insane 01:19:34 Where does James go from here? 01:29:49 Ending didn't even know these timestamps were down here

[@BigZeke9]

Thx 💕

[@Mrricardin98]

The true hero

[@SubparPanda]

The real mvp

[@akrasia1588]

Actual blessed hero

[@JediMasterBaiter]

01:00:55 I like how it sounds like Andrew's laughing at Loot Crate.

[@CherrygroveCity]

YOU BROKE THE RULES

[@AxxLAfriku]

HOLY BLEEP this is amazing my vids are the greatest on KZbin lol how did this happen my dear friend dio drabdoi

[@BoDAssassin]

EVERYONES GONNA GET MAD AT ME! YOU BROKE THE RULES! AHHHHHHH

[@CloneLoli]

2011 was a truly different time in youtube history. Minecraft lets plays were actually okay back then.

[@tonyeighta8]

YOU CANT FIX EM!!!

[@cl_tyr]

God damn i love james.

[@alfalfa301]

Woh shit, now this is a crossover i never thought i'd see

[@Mills65]

They did one with Aleks a while ago as well incase you didn't know

[@hugo-ig7kl]

Mills65 oh shit, I didn’t even know that. I just commented they shld get aleks on lmao

[@AlienWithABox]

Charlie and Aleks are friends, so it was inevitable.

[@seriouscrane1203]

This was honestly an awesome surprise having Nova on the Podcast! Nova has been my favorite KZbinr for the longest time. I even remember his co-op play through he had with sp00n playing Dead Rising 2 . Good times.

[@voidesper3788]

Novas laugh makes me laugh

[@kivaHBRO_04]

Kaonus Maximus YEAH MINECRAFT

[@thomastheneckbreaker2961]

Same my dude

[@Gannoh]

He just emanates positivity, which is hilarious considering his origins.

[@TotalNigelFargothDeath]

@@Gannoh origins as a let's player?

[@nopenope7184]

If only your laugh made him laugh, then we could generate unlimited power.

[@xXshadowkillerXx3]

Nova doesn't talk about one of his worst pains was when he threw a Wii u controller down and it ricochetted into his eye

[@TheHamburglarVG]

I remember that😂😂

[@Crowborn]

Never forget

[@eggwithptsd1832]

I fucking remember that, that shit was hilarious

[@Repudiate]

Source?

[@mod3no]

@@Repudiate In the video "COMPANION SPRING 2 - SUPER MARIO MAKER" at around 5:50

[@iDAN_GER]

I swear this was the funniest podcast yet. God bless Kaya and his shitting routines lol

[@alastairk0159]

Same tho I was in tears

[@acasablanca6885]

Completely agree

[@shrouber871]

I was actually dying the whole time

[@frankierong2335]

Still my favourite episode from all the bonuses and normal eps

[@cumbrap]

My favorite KZbinr from back in the day on with my favorite KZbinr now. Damn.

[@xSP33DYx408]

@@coachred6872 naw, its his favorite twitcher now

[@pizzatime2001]

Exactly what I was about to comment. I've been waiting for this for 4 years.

[@Pingwin180]

DigbyTheGoat Ass Blast from the Past

[@pm146]

He was my favorite youtuber when he made minecraft videos, then he became my favorite again when cowchop started, and here he is again with my newest favorite.

[@Jorgetime]

check out cow chop

[@stretcharmstrong3736]

Don’t normally watch these but you can’t pass up on James.

[@limjahey5528]

Missing out on a fuck ton

[@termiiinuss]

@@limjahey5528 some people don't like podcasts, but I will be listening to plenty more because of this episode

[@zyzir]

@@termiiinuss u still be listening to the pod til this day?

[@termiiinuss]

@@zyzir to be completely honest i stopped when they started their own channel because i thought they suddenly stopped when charlie stopped uploading on his channel but now that i have over 100 episodes to catch up on i definitely will

[@adler9206]

i'd love to see cr1tikal meet Charlie for the 100th podcast

[@caylinmabley8259]

The world isnt ready

[@jackschering904]

what about penguinz0 as a guest

[@Camarohill2]

I want to see Cr1tikal meet Penguinz0

[@finlayhyland5695]

Adler Soon my friend soon

[@gabrielcosio6689]

You IMBECILE, you absolute IDIOT, Charlie and cr1tikal would never meet!

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Of all the creatures he will always be my favorite

[@zzky666]

Nova

[@keyezerk2235]

RIP The Creatures. They'll always be one of my favorites.

[@devinm_5711]

RekoYT facts

[@LukiaWalker]

both him & aleks

[@shotgunraptor45]

Noca

[@flower.twilight]

55:51 "I've never broken a bone" oh boy

[@jotarokujo7301]

James+Charlie=Perfection

[@liln4450]

fax

[@isaacriggleman]

*A L R I G H T H E L L O*

[@Versaucey]

You mad lad, for the 100th Podcast, I say invite Elon Musk.

[@captainzubzubs5127]

i can link u one, it gets repetitive tho

[@captainzubzubs5127]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3iVhmyEe7OUhqM not 10 hours but at least its a regular song length

[@GokuFromFortnite]

Hehe

[@broomyasaures3239]

Maybe he can smoke weed with them

[@Dinckle]

No, Elon Musk succs, Michael Stevens is much better

[@wyattwest7299]

i love how when they asked james "whats the worst pain you felt" , i knew his answer before he had even lived it.

[@OniRevenant]

Wow this guy sounds just like that Novapipebomb guy

[@cheekloins4126]

Yeah I think I heard him on Machinima Realms the other week.

[@jessegonzalez2462]

2009's been a great year so far

[@Brainwave101]

"Whatever you feel shame about" *James suddenly has violent flashes of the creatures*

[@Hanuman_]

This is what is subscribed for

[@FlipFlopGod]

They said Infinity war was the biggest cross over of all time. Me an intelligent human being... this

[@MoistChungus]

This podcast is now perfectly balanced

[@discountmichaelchiklis]

@@MoistChungus As all things should be.

[@theonlyotherclone]

Pizza hut and kfc in crazy taxi

[@dylanvickers1764]

Get ready for some wheeze

[@lamarclay1211]

Alright hello welcome back to the official podcast

[@wqeu24]

Brendan Fraser for episode 100

[@sangan3202]

wqeu24 god please that would be legendary

[@ShockingHydra]

This is no longer the Official boys, these are the OFFICIAL MEN

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

We need a 10 hour version of the beginning music

[@th3on3thatb3atu]

This is a fucking dream come true. Nova and Cr1t were some of the first channels that I subscribed to, and they both remain some of my favorite creators. They are both some of the few to maintain their integrity while still delivering awesome shit and watching them both progress over the years has been amazing.

[@breathinghurts6614]

Hearing James talk about never having broken a bone, if only he knew

[@Skleeck]

This is the funniest fucking episode of The Official Podcast HANDS DOWN. I am fucking crying.

[@karuthefox1308]

"i've never broken a bone"

[@Johnny6xXx]

OG times with Unerhaxornova and seamoose. Rip in peace.

[@graywolf8017]

I cant believe you're almost at #100. It has come a long way

[@jotarokujo7301]

A long way indeed

[@Virtuoso-wz5lq]

@@jotarokujo7301 Yep

[@TahoesLimit]

2 of my favourite youtubers? Is this all a simulation?

[@landband3052]

UberHaxorNova reminds me of James from Cow Chop.

[@eggwithptsd1832]

@Shane Pigg I'm assuming this is a wooosh

[@joshuajacobs3496]

Going right now to listen to this on Spotify, thank you so much for finally having him on!

[@legatus3213]

Day 11 asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter.

[@mase8444]

Legatus Keep it up boio

[@tuckman315]

Stop trying to be bookworm adventures this isn’t dunky go ask him

[@funnyvideohaha5337]

Fighting the good fight

[@Pierce452]

Keep doing the people's work.

[@MoistChungus]

Never give up, your cause is a great one

[@valen5888]

Never have I clicked on a video faster.

[@manicmig7787]

Same

[@MangoMilkshake]

NOOO WAY. TWO OF MY FAV OG KZbinRS IN A PODCAST..

[@MoistChungus]

Two of the biggest influencers of my high school years

[@markportwood2223]

I never even knew you did a podcast with James holy shit. Been watching this mans since the fan wars first began possibly longer. Always gonna be one of the greatest creators to ever touch this platform.

[@neb7851]

Ssohpkc please, I need to know if he's alive :,)

[@citrusblast4372]

Nah hes off the internet

[@pieckelis]

How do i sad react on youtube

[@keyezerk2235]

Rip Seamus

[@MrDirtyVirus]

:(

[@Grifball]

Other than bits from his girlfriend from Twitter no one hears from him. James has talked on stream about not hearing from him since he left

[@kieranions1412]

Got Johnny sins on for #100

[@MoistChungus]

Idk man Johnny was playing fortnite on his youtube

[@scott1836]

Alex again! From first guest to 100th guest

[@alguienconunvideojuego4606]

I think this was by far the funniest podcast episode. Jackson's laugh is rare but contagious 44:50 42:50

[@e-x197]

From the very first episode to the time you finally got on Spotify and I could listen on my way to work, I never would've thought you guys would've made it to 99 episodes. Congratulations guys.

[@FullMetalArtist48]

I had a near death crap myself many years ago. All I had was a Reese’s from a basketball game and on the way home in the middle of nowhere my color drained and my stomach was stabbing me. Once we got stopped at a gas station, I started running to the bathroom and my vision tilted like everything was sideways. After that I finally got there and started and it was still hell. My stomach felt like it was coming out with the crap, actually prayed because I thought I was dying, and as well I thought I was forsaken because I passed in and out of consciousness while my life flashed before my eyes. My dad had to come in and slap me as hard as he could said it looked like a scene from SAW but instead of blood it was shit everywhere.

[@kaidengathings3096]

Wow. Thanks for sharing!

[@rayota260]

Very cool, ian!

[@c1nnamorollin]

Ow

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

I’ve seen either a near death crap experience or it was something that was so funny and I’ll never see it again. So for context I do mechanical work in New York City and my van broke down this particular day so I called a tow service and took the subway and train home. So I take the subway to penn station, and as I’m walking around the corner I notice the stairs heading down to the LiRR and make my way towards them, but this homeless guy cuts me off and stands at the top of the stairs now with his ass pointed to the people who are walking up them, he pulls his pants down and bends over basically doublemooning these people and looks between his legs and with the craziest eyes I ever seen on a person starts screaming like goku turning into a super Saiyan, and just projectile shits down the stairs like a freshly opened fire hydrant just straight up liquid brown with some chunks shit out of his ass like a fire hose on full blast, hitting some people in the legs and shoes as they were walking up the stairs. Turned an already disgusting set of stairs into something like a shit n slide, absolute defecation devastation, and when he finished he just triumphantly stood there like he won the congressional Medal of Honor until a cop tackled him like a rugby player. I after witnessing this just fell on the floor laughing my ass off, you know something is hilarious when you’re in physical pain from laughing too hard and you can’t see because there’s too many tears.

[@nathankyle6485]

When Charlie opened with "lack luster intros" I thought he was talking to james about his "alright hello" intros

[@axeadaptor7615]

Kaya: let me indulge you James with something that has come up multiple times...My Bowel Movements, those 2 pizzas are still inside me, but sooner or later...I'm gonna shit my pants. 😂😂😂😂

[@chris_8299]

I've been so depressed lately, and I listen to you guys every morning, and you make me laugh my ass off, thank you guys, truly.

[@jjcubbi2148]

55:50 James: I've never broken a bone.... Me: Oh god oh fuck

[@dub3r5]

You guy do podcasts with literally the BEST people

[@randomnessanimation6831]

Didn’t know Uberhaxornova got into a podcast with MoistCritikal. Wish I found this video sooner.

[@xXAngryKleptoXx]

my favorite thing about Kaya is no matter what he always try to argue that he's not weird, even when his shits are so bad that he needs to decontaminate himself after every poop.

[@just_Sundy]

It's nice to hear his voice again after all these years

[@zzky666]

Hes on cow cowchop almost every episode

[@just_Sundy]

@@zzky666 I know I just don't really watch his or cow chop's videos anymore

[@Edognightcrest]

@@just_Sundy He streams on Twitch rather frequently as well. As a matter of fact, he's streaming right now.

[@just_Sundy]

@Horny Aleks Horny aleks I just don't really like his content anymore

[@williaml.186]

@@just_Sundy should watch his streams they're closer to his older stuff

[@zyzir]

LMAO KAYA ASKING JAMES IF HE RELATES AND HIM JUST LAUGHING IN RESPONSE IS HILARIOUIS

[@ooodleofspoons7358]

THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME THAT THEY BROUGHT JAMES!!!

[@blooddemon7235]

These guests just keep getting better and better.

[@KDtae]

Used to watch this dude everyday was like a friend I never met

[@Super-zq3pn]

Nova? Haven’t heard of him since he did Hard Time💀

[@Tyler-zc2jq]

🐮 🔪

[@mftripz8445]

He still is mad funny

[@catswag16]

Look at what you've done, ill be scarred for life! I wont stop until you fell the same pain...

[@PohTrain]

@@catswag16 such a lust for revenge

[@orange3567]

What happened?

[@cloutkakashi]

I hope James and Charlie collab again sometime in the future, that combination is wholesome

[@stygianskies4776]

I think this is my absolute favorite episode to date, it's the first thing that's made my stomach hurt from laughing so much in maybe two years, almost from start to finish. You all just really pulled out all the stops in the storytelling and poor James bore the brunt of it all. You absolute madlads, can't wait for more in the future

[@jurrasic10]

That whole urethral swab segment gave me nightmarish images. Didn't even need to watch the new halloween movie for the real deal! Squirming in my seat.

[@xAndrewWolf]

Grew up with nova and critical as a teen helped me through so much I don’t know where I’d be without them .they helped me with everything

[@shelby5809]

poor bait

[@xAndrewWolf]

@@shelby5809 ?

[@Sirius_Coby]

Yay, so glad James was on the podcast.

[@NachoCatt]

My favorite podcast yet, loved this one. Love how nova fits in perfectly

[@servantofbelial1000]

God finally James is on the podcast next should be papa rabbi (General Sam) that would be a hoot

[@ajaxprimedq2191]

Servant Of Belial we gotta spam it dude this is the 3rd or 4th time I’ve seen asking for general Sam now we gotta set big Samantha pants in stone to be on this podcast

[@madmantaylor1674]

Man that would be brilliant

[@conkerconk3]

I can relate to kaya too with our unpredictable and sentient bowl movements. I sometimes get so much pain and need to go, and it feels like my ass is about to collapse into itself and form a singularity

[@TheSPLEEFKING]

I came and farded, Godspeed James

[@Hevvvyyy]

And shidded and quitted

[@jackashmore]

This now getting recommended to me is wild

[@vanillakitten1210]

if charlie's dad isn't in the 100th episode i'm boycotting

[@charbel2921]

I grew up with peguinz0 and nova. I remember as a kid not being able to eat while watching these two because i would always be laughing too hard. Its amazing to see them collabing with each other

[@haitang4402]

"I've never broken a bone" OH JAMES,,,,,,,,,,,,

[@unholywok]

I used to watch both James and Charlie’s channels all of middle school/high school & now I’m conceived this is the crossover I needed in my life

[@Trash_Tobi]

This is one of the best episodes ever :D

[@RPhunnidxRP]

THIS CAME OUT 4 YEARS AGO!!!???? IM JUST NOW SEEING THIS WTF!!!

[@nowhereman2003]

The over eating part had me hooked because I just finished my fourth cheeseburger.

[@completeGamer007]

This dude was my life in 2012

[@thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945]

I wish James had talked more about Cow Chop and stuff during this though it was still the best time of my life listening to this

[@Sieger1]

Bring T-Series onto the show I'm sure that the channel is made by one human and not an entire Indian company.

[@ThePatrickBateman69]

Sieger lol they buy views like on all of Sharry Maan’s songs. T-Series is like the sony of music for india

[@serballista]

Doesn't help that tons of accounts get auto subbed to them if the account is inherently Indian, their growth is almost entirely fake lol

[@SuperWiiBros08]

HECK YEAH!! My most favorite and only let's player youtuber I've always enjoyed watching.

[@theninedivides6851]

Never clicked so fast I love James laugh

[@bluedoesstuff3263]

ive been going through every episode, and this one by far is one of, if not the funniest episode so far "like when you guys discriminate against me"

[@dmhw]

WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THE MASHUP IF THE CENTRY

[@aerisvulkan2538]

Me right now

[@TankCeptiion]

Just had the same reaction years later

[@thesweetsour2282]

Holy guacamole, this is making my nostalgia trip complete.

[@clingclanglarry3327]

Does anyone remember that time when people were debating on who was better Pewdiepie or UberHaxorNova. Or am I really old?

[@OneGamer2EnvyThemAll]

Plus it was a three-way debate that frequently included Tobuscus in the mix. That was before Toby destroyed his own reputation and ran his channel into the ground.

[@m-6820]

That's how I found James. Through the pewdiepie fan war

[@1Dyermaker]

@@OneGamer2EnvyThemAll Tobuscus did NOT ruin his own reputation.

[@OneGamer2EnvyThemAll]

@@1Dyermaker I hope this isn't the part where you argue that the women who came forward about his treatment of them were to blame and not him.

[@1Dyermaker]

@@OneGamer2EnvyThemAll Yeah, sure. Foolishly believe everything one side says and not bother with the other's side with little to no evidence. You're a tool to think what she said was truem

[@ZarHakkar]

James's superpower is having massive balls. Seriously. They've never been shown on camera, but once he pulled them out and plopped them on the table and you could hear the table damn near break in half.

[@MavicAVF]

CAN’T DYE THAT WOOL BLUE

[@kaidengathings3096]

TWO HALF BLOCKS DON'T MAKE A WHOLE WHAT THE FUCK

[@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_]

This was one of the absolute best podcasts so far

[@ultralul3400]

Get General Sam on your podcast!

[@ajaxprimedq2191]

UltraLUL we gotta spam it on both channels

[@sonicthehedgehog885]

Id give anything to hear that fat man's laugh on this podcast

[@AntiRiku]

What a fucking legend! I'm forever grateful, James. You've had such a huge impact on my life for almost a decade. Thank you for that. I really appreciate it. You're the man!

[@pirateadventure895]

Official Podcast #101 with AlternateHistoryHub when

[@sonichedge80]

Two ancient titans, together on the same podcast

[@sepedrainc.6487]

RTGame should get on this podcast. He's a grower (not a showwer) on KZbin right now.

[@sjsrgs4170]

Sepedra Inc. yeah, I agree, love the guy, he’s been blowing up

[@lupercal8997]

This was the most chill episode for a long while. Good shit lads.

[@Mythic2827]

Yo is this the guy from Cow Chips? Nice

[@Kilicious96]

Bruh what!! How could I have missed this DC/Marvel combo 😭

[@bennettmoore2081]

i ate a chicken bone... like wtf who eats the actual bone

[@misterscorpius1446]

Charlie, apparently.

[@lemmypop1300]

I do. I eat ends of the bones together with the cartilage and then suck out the bone marrow. It's quite delicious, actually.

[@ChaosBW]

I ASKED FOR 🅱ONELESS

[@Osc916]

This shit feel like a Fairly odd parents and Jimmy neutron crossover event being a huge fan of these guys😂

[@ethanpooper6678]

I thought two of my favorite things would never collide