The Official Podcast

[@wishi-won659]

If the earth is round, why is my comment shaped like this? Not like And this?

[@whitedog8529]

W A H T

[@OfficialCreamCrewClips]

Plot twist : E A R T H I S A S T R I N G

[@itszombies7256]

The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.

[@favabean3578]

That is fucking brilliant and you deserve a medal

[@saqvobase4301]

Amazing

[@favabean3578]

Don't like my comment you heathens like his.

[@over7532]

Very nice

[@chickpea]

@@favabean3578 Make me Fava, I will like whaterver I feel like liking peasant

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

I can't believe you got Pogan Laul on the cast

[@redskies2813]

I got here first fuck you

[@toddhoward1498]

I can’t believe it’s not Logan

[@sleepybrumak5101]

@@toddhoward1498 *gasp*

[@toddhoward1498]

The all mighty Lord Howard Good day

[@sleepybrumak5101]

@@toddhoward1498 good day to you todd

[@Slagterfar]

"So Charlie, what was your best day?" "Well, thanks for asking, I was driving down I4 with my girlfriend..."

[@i-win]

IF THE EARTH IS ROUND WHY IS MY COMMENT FLAT?

[@greenoleeno3793]

Wow, that meme is still very fresh.

[@Extraa_Medium]

If I breathe air why don't I exist

[@owq4238]

i-win because i ironed it

[@Mkay-fw8vf]

You did it...you proved the world is flat

[@CertifiedSunset]

It isn't flat......in the Matrix!

[@felipexrmz]

When you make fun of a group of flat earthers and then they kidnap you and you hear one of them go, "take him to the edge boys!"

[@truther627]

There is No edge, maybe you should research what true flat earthers believe! Godspeed, dear one. 🙏💚☀️✌️💪

[@TinnitusTuning]

@@truther627 even if the earth was flat I’d still believe that it is round and become a roundearther

[@PuppetOnStrings666]

​@@truther627 Oh god 😂

[@420jarsofthiccrawsauce5]

The earth is gay You saw it here first folks

[@blbbrs]

WAIT IM THE EARTH? omg I've been lied to my whole life

[@absolutecactus6739]

This

[@villaindeku9250]

Cause it's not straight

[@sandag202]

if the earth is flat then how is my life going downhill?

[@ebrimambowe3030]

The earth is a dune

[@tudle6049]

The earths shape is subjective, like gender.

[@triplegear9872]

The flat earth is tilted sideways

[@sandag202]

@@triplegear9872 ah shit, genius

[@bananaducc7918]

Your life fell of the edge

[@over7532]

I love these episodes with no guest, the whole vibe of just four dudes hanging out is what I love about this podcast.

[@Hayden-hm7rh]

just dudes being bros

[@KeatsQRST]

The earth is actually confirmed to be shaped like a LEGO head. Day 59 of supporting Legatus in getting Charlie to do a moist meter on LEGO Star Wars the complete saga

[@gatszu6817]

The Earth is actually a old spice long lasting deodorant.

[@AxxLAfriku]

The earth will soon be shaped like my two dangerously cute girlfriends because I will buy them the earth

[@KeatsQRST]

Gavin was here This isn’t going to turn out to be a really weird commercial for soap is it?

[@gatszu6817]

@@KeatsQRST Ha, soap? No the Earth part was a backup for our new antifungal Deodorant Power Spray. (for the feet)

[@KeatsQRST]

AxxL Who would you even go to in order to buy the earth?

[@gavynperez3468]

Flat eathers are so smart they probably water their pools.

[@winter4265]

I mean... that is what one would do.

[@Cybetrexs]

Actually, that is a thing, cause the water evaporates, you have to replace it, or else it slowly dries up.

[@josephhuston4186]

@@Cybetrexs not if you put it up in winter 👉🤤👉

[@toddhoward1498]

I have an automatic pool waterer

[@oopsallchromosomes8994]

Yea they're thirsty

[@OGBeefStew]

If you think the earth is flat, you should play some bookworm adventures deluxe to get smarter. Side note, Beef Stew and Legatus for the Official Podcast?

[@greenoleeno3793]

Fuck off, this meme is getting unfunny.

[@OGBeefStew]

@@greenoleeno3793 getting unfunny? it was never a joke.

[@greenoleeno3793]

@@OGBeefStew Joke or not, it's still getting annoying.

[@vidputric2238]

@@greenoleeno3793 it got annoying a long time ago

[@foolishkiwi4546]

@@greenoleeno3793 "STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE, DAD!!!! ):

[@firstlast9846]

*Okay answer this* - if the Earth is round that why didn’t my Dad float back up when he jumped off the bridge? Gravity is a concept

[@Cybetrexs]

Shay Michael wut.?

[@ebrimambowe3030]

It's because he's obese.

[@t.b.cont.]

Shay Michael he wasn’t buoyant enough

[@w.547]

he had the vaccines blame big pharma

[@nlightened8382]

How do you have 62 upvotes but your sentence makes no sense?

[@spassgost1762]

Kaya hates domestic abuse victims.mp3

[@davion_4623]

I live how Kaya is like pure rage on everything

[@robertt8822]

HEY IM EARLY GET MAXMOEFOE ON THE PODCAST

[@oopsallchromosomes8994]

You would be more early if you heard it live.

[@BrianOnABudget]

He said he was too shy to do those kind of things

[@captainkizer]

no.

[@Anathema7]

yeah to talk about Pokemon.

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

Todd Howard probably excruciatingly violent

[@vodka2724]

AVGN-Angry Video Game Nerd (James Rolfe) for podcast.

[@LoopZoopler]

Hell yes

[@brodythementallyretardedbo4966]

The earth is a soul calibur creation

[@angrykidwithinternetaccess9862]

If you wanna hear the story of andrews 200 pound ex girlfriend watch episode 6, thank me later

[@xixyaxgaming4313]

Youre the best man

[@Plsdontlook]

Thanks

[@19thcenturygentleman33]

What episode do they talk about Jackson’s crab fuckin brother

[@wenbluepirate3954]

@@19thcenturygentleman33 what

[@Neodeleux]

@@wenbluepirate3954 Early on the podcast there was a story about how Jackson once found his brother with their pet crab clinging to his dick in the bedroom or something like that, like his bro was playing with the crab while naked for some reason and the crab pinched him right in his dick.

[@legatus3213]

Day 79 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter.

[@ectoa5093]

actual legend kudos

[@nathans5798]

Howdy pops

[@Jellossbm]

Come on, man. Time to put the Christmas decorations away.

[@coughpillbox748]

@@Jellossbm was gonna comment this. He's gonna be one of *those* neighbors

[@richardc.mongler1029]

you dont know how much i wish youtube comment sections had a block option

[@mikaujiro]

Can't agree with Kaya's stance on abuse victims and abusive relationships. There's so many factors and psychological issues within both of the people in an abusive relationship that makes it so hard to leave or get help. It really isn't as easy as he makes it sound.

[@TheWonkster]

Leonard also the very real fact that women get killed for trying to leave abusive relationships. Once again Kaya talks out of his ass about a subject he has literally no idea about.

[@selinbuyukcengiz6873]

Yeah! Denying the realness of psychological sides of an abusive relationship is a really immature thing to do... Normally I like all of the members of the podcast, but seeing them being this childish makes me sad -glad that Jackson pointed it out though.

[@basharalassad6854]

its super easy to leave idk what youre talking about its your fault if you cant leave its that simple noones making you stay

[@basharalassad6854]

@@TheWonkster that is very rare some people randomly combust into flames that doesnt mean it happens alot it doesnt you can just leave and go anywhere. theres tons of safe places for women to go if they want to leave

[@mikaujiro]

@@basharalassad6854 It really isn't that simple; it takes a huge toll psychologically as well. You can't just dismiss psychological damage as "your fault," that's not how it works. There's extensive-ass research and doctors put into this stuff for the reason that it is, in fact, a very complex situation.

[@sigmatic__]

Finally a podcast for us folks with a sub 70 IQ

[@lionbooster]

Im 200 iq because i also watch rick and morty

[@hookoffthejab1]

I have an IQ of 250 because I play coolmathgames every night

[@mayoneas8224]

I have an IQ of 300 because I eat pizza on pineapple.

[@aishsaras7105]

@@mayoneas8224 I have 350 because I follow science pages on facebook

[@thelordofcancer10yearsagoe68]

@@aishsaras7105 i have 500 because i went vegan because i hate plants

[@KnightSlasher]

They must watch a lot of Rick and Morty

[@taintwasher3703]

or go to school

[@thoughtlesskills]

At least one of them thinks he's 200+ IQ...

[@spencerfox3901]

Jesus Kaya got really triggered this time.

[@sfd4603]

Spencer Fox it’s so annoying yet funny to laugh at.

[@ajoajoajoaj]

@ozy Yeah he's equating anti-vaxxers with holistic remedists, producers and directors with actors, to the point that his argument makes no sense.

[@julesmallow]

Blade Runner was based on a story written by Philip K Dick who was in no way an anti vaxxer... he's making all these fucking assumptions, and thinks he's so smart...

[@basharalassad6854]

he really didnt but ok

[@basharalassad6854]

@@ajoajoajoaj his argument makes complete sense in Scientology it is wrong to go the fucking doctor and they actually thunk holistic remedies work when they cant do shit. If a doctor who spend their entire life studying medicine cant do anything then someone you find on the internet from a Reddit guru can do something

[@Cybetrexs]

The reason they dont believe in gravity is to get around the fact that on a flat earth, gravity would pull you lighter and at an angle the further away from the center you get.

[@ThatguyNo.10]

Also gravity makes us and the ocean stay on the earth

[@RipCCCord]

Not just that, but a flat earth shape would be literally impossible if gravity was real, because the reason earth is a globe is because gravity pulls things to its center. Flat-Earthers forget that the opposite of buoyancy IS gravity, and one cant exist without the other. Buoyancy is an "upward" force and gravity is a "downward" force (wherever down may be when standing on a globe).

[@Cybetrexs]

Rip Cord exactly, it pulls to the center. Which means if you were at the edge, you would be pulled towards the center i.e. at an angle, with a lighter force due to you being further away

[@Web720]

Lmao you expect them to do research?

[@stevenlau1742]

If the earth is accelerating upwards at 9.81ms-2 it would have the same effects as gravity.

[@IamPinhead]

People in abusive relationships are often threatened or shamed into staying through years of manipulation and threats of physical violence. Being an adult doesn't stop you from being vulnerable or susceptible to conditioning. Kaya shouldn't offer his opinion on complex relationship problems he knows nothing about.

[@thisismyname5657]

Sounds a lot like tactics cults use. I never realized how similar they both were until now.

[@TheGoldDragon100]

don't let other people influence your decisions

[@certifiednard2543]

Gonna cry?

[@RaeIsGaee]

@@TheGoldDragon100 It's not that simple but go off I guess.

[@RaeIsGaee]

@@certifiednard2543 Kaya is a moron. Sorry for hurting your feelings by pointing out the obvious

[@cat4517]

30:24 Jackson where are the photos

[@warreismijnbbgirl4249]

Poopoo

[@AlexRettig]

I like how Kya dosent mention a single actual script writer who is an anti vaxer. only the dancing clowns

[@manuelsputnik]

it was a gross overgeneralization But the irony is still there.

[@gangweed406]

kaya*

[@Daveofwar49]

It's almost like he's talking out of his ass all the time

[@socksome]

@@Daveofwar49 most*

[@Jeppe-bk4sx]

Kaya is right

[@ReptillianStrike]

1:00:00 Charlie, SCP is supposed to be a wiki of fanfiction about *anomalies* not creepypastas. Sure, a lot of the really good SCP's are creepy/dangerous and SCP has a reputation for being creepy thanks to Containment Breach, but SCP's aren't supposed to be scary, they are supposed to be inexplicable, interesting, and mysterious.

[@thelocalcrusader9522]

as someone who used to be interested in SCP it is frustrating to hear them completely misunderstand it They're praising the older SCPs but at the same time unknowingly insulting the ones in containment breach which only contains the early SCPs (mentioning presumably 012, 1048, and 173 which are some of the oldest made) and while this episode was 4 years ago their attitude towards SCP didn't seem to change not like typing this really matters in any way I just needed to talk about why their complaints were idiotic

[@ela2mil]

Kaya saying people just can leave abusive relationships is the biggest let down I had from the official boys

[@mangodxwns]

idk i lowkey agre- oh nvm this comment was made 3 years ago💀

[@TinnitusTuning]

I mean they can tho lol

[@CCMASS]

I felt that, like yeah technically you always can but you usually don't realize you can

[@lindamc7381]

Same

[@kriegrrr]

the Kaiya rage charts high this episode lol

[@user-ks7qi5vb8b]

Flat earthers have flat minds

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

This podcast contains members all around the globe

[@user-rm1jp6hf5h]

I think the earth looks like a blue canvass with a single white line down the middle. Truly stunning.

[@Kaitivere]

when Kaya's mic sounded like a lawnmower

[@Enorbs96]

Most of the homes lost in California were just normal people. I live 20 minutes from Malibu and most of those homes were saved.

[@lordagony100]

How can the earth be flat If the earth isnt real?

[@akosv96]

Checkmate Earthers

[@OwenOsaka]

Why does Kaya hate everything

[@basharalassad6854]

why wouldnt you hate flat earthers

[@Web720]

@@basharalassad6854 not hate but he was just overly triggered over something so nonsense.

[@lishen7307]

Because He's Turkish

[@gnova7]

I think Jackson and Charlie, vibe off each other really well.

[@Calvin_Coolage]

They both sit at about the same level of chill to contrast with Andrew and Kaya generally being more energetic.

[@addiereynolds3961]

Andrew's laugh brings me so much joy edit: 44:18 48:41

[@GODKING.1999]

That Travolta story was wild 💀

[@OwenOsaka]

What's Kaya complaining about this time I tuned out

[@basharalassad6854]

what are you even talking about they were all talking about the same shit

[@cavemanbran8144]

to clarify he is complaining about anti vaxers

[@basharalassad6854]

@@cavemanbran8144 they*

[@snubbull7309]

Anti vaxers, also apparently he hates abuse victims- not the abusers, he blames the victims

[@basharalassad6854]

@@snubbull7309 he doesnt blame them so stop slandering him. He said they could leave

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

Andrew’s cackling maniacal Joker laughter is my favourite thing on the face of this earth.

[@NewbyTon]

How is the earth flat if it's a cylinder?

[@Extraa_Medium]

@Lubricatedonut no ur at the top

[@bigbogensman4863]

the earth is a pringles can and we are the pringles

[@oopsallchromosomes8994]

Were just a piece sliced off

[@user-is2zv4sc6y]

I like how you have the guy with audio issues do the ad read.

[@ramenjay5997]

If the earth is round Why is my Wife's chest flat?!?

[@bustin9938]

The earth is flat on top and round on the bottom

[@brunop.8745]

Because you're married to a twelve year old you sick fuck

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

The problem with gravity on the flat earth is that at the edges you'd be drawn toward the centre. Basically as you moved outward from the centre you'd appear to be walking up an increasingly steep hill, and the sides of mountains would appear to be upside down. The buoyancy thing is just abstracting the idea of mass drawing mass to the idea that everything is pulled to a cosmic "down" at different rates, while using misdirection to avoid just saying something obviously ridiculous like "gravity is on a single universal axis."

[@Jb-db5kj]

Me want Lego Star Wars moist meter

[@sudds3003]

Go fuck yourself with a lego x-wing

[@cbassyokum9582]

Please just stop

[@natenatenate10]

It’s getting really old man, please stop

[@natenatenate10]

You guys are annoying a large amount of people and it could deter them from watching Charlie’s vids. I don’t think you want that :(

[@Embrio4119]

NOT A FLAT EARTHER. Gravity does not work with flat earth because gravity is a point which is circular, and from it being at one point... gravity would be lighter on the edges of the earth. Buoyancy works universally so flat earthers attach themselves to it. As you guys said, its still a dumb argument. Buoyancy does depend on gravity.

[@blorfenburger]

Does Earth is gay?

[@Yuki-bk2my]

Yeah

[@giancarlo1822]

one of the better ones. ive been here since episode 1 and it just gets better and better

[@user-ks7qi5vb8b]

*_Remember that episode when Carl absolutely obliterated Jimmy for saying the Earth wasn't flat_*

[@Web720]

Wait what!?

[@peterk.2108]

Carl caught Jimmy slippin

[@joshg9773]

Oh my God that awkward silence at the end was beautiful

[@BodilyFunction]

What’s really scary is when you’re sitting in a dark room and something moves but then you realize it’s your cat. Then all of the sudden your cat hisses at something from the opposite side of the room. That’s shit had me real scared.

[@foolishkiwi4546]

The extended/slowed down intro compared to the old version of the song from a long time ago gives you just enough time to take 2 drags off a phat bowl of dank. Perfecto.~

[@foolishkiwi4546]

@Kiwi Don't worry, I'm a Texas kiwi, Not a kiwi kiwi.

[@SagetheMC]

You should try a podcast with beef testosterone

[@cade579]

Kaya sounds depressed

[@HuragokSlayer]

Why does Kaya think that every screenplay author is an anti-vaxxer?

[@sfd4603]

HuragokSlayer cuz he’s an idiot talking out his ass

[@dipskymcnip1121]

I don't think he actually thinks that its more of joking

[@HuragokSlayer]

It seemed like a pretty serious rant.

[@dipskymcnip1121]

@@HuragokSlayer It's like the joke that not all rapist are male feminists but all male feminists are rapists because some big names are dumb enough to anti vax the joke is that all of them also do

[@HuragokSlayer]

I don't think I can respect anything you say if your profile picture is that.

[@gruntocranberry1322]

ive been listening to the official podcast all morning and i just got a notification for a new one

[@connorfoster3306]

I have a friend who is a massive flat earth troll and I think that's the majority of it now a days, especially with the football being flat meme on "flateartherz". You're just being trolled hard kaya, you're playing into their trap it's probably the anger caused by these trolls making you ill and killing you. Rise up. Don't let them win.

[@Greg-oi6vh]

Lol, for some reason I love Charlie shitting on Gears

[@a-zfan3229]

Kaya’s rage is very relatable

[@slackarsezombie]

Flat Earth conventions are probably a great place to pick up ladies. If they believe the Earth is flat then they'll easily be convinced that 6 inches is actually 12...

[@Super-zq3pn]

Flat Earthers have all united to repel this video

[@jonahd5195]

The Lock Ness monster was first mentioned in 565, so it’s a bit old.

[@mynameisdudge]

Gears of War should of finished on 3. The story literally didn't need to carry on.

[@Web720]

Not even the story. The gameplay is now archaic.

[@ConnorJudkins]

Get the mad man responsible for "Dollar Store Games" on here. That guy is pure legend.

[@captainguyman7382]

Jackson predicted battlefield 2042 in 2018

[@Apurbo_]

Ahhh, the good ol' Robinhood, before the fall

[@Irishatheist24]

One of the best episodes. So funny 😆

[@Leftosaurus]

30:25 thanks for adding it in the video Jackson...

[@darkmod3822]

Andrew's fake laugh makes me think he's the type of person to believe these conspiracies

[@tomrulz444]

Wish he stfu honestly. Fools so damn loud

[@SparkMediaProduction]

@@tomrulz444 looks like your wish came true

[@A.Broken.Arrow.]

I liked late Slenderman lore, and the ideas of Proxies (followers, like the emaciated kid and the girl with the hoodie in the dark chapter) seemed really cool. The game was written in part by the creators of Marble Hornets, too.

[@bythetimeyouaredonereading3245]

If the earth is flat why is headphones round and not flat??

[@danshiba1498]

My headphones have flat sides soooo.....explain that globetard! *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*

[@JC-om7nr]

My name’s Jackson, I could easily replace that Australian hooligan.

[@bundleoffuck2986]

The earth is round.

[@josephhuston4186]

Then why is the moon flat? Libtard annihilated 👈😎👈

[@bigbogensman4863]

no

[@bigbogensman4863]

earth is a doughnut shape

[@manuelsputnik]

What are you fucking stupid? The Earth is flat. You sound like you're living in 2018 smh

[@yangashi]

heretic!

[@dinahb1170]

I'm so glad Andrew is a big junji ito fan too, I collect all his work. man I wanna talk to him about spooky shit

[@FraggleRagaraga]

Can we change this to the "beating an officialy dead horse podcast"?

[@EliteVeyron835]

Someone other than Jackson needs to edit these because for real he never adds in the images he's supposed to.

[@koolfrogz3393]

We all live on a tiny speck, I talked to an elephant once so I know

[@Jacob-id2le]

Did the flat earther guest episode happen? I need to see that

[@connorbates1152]

Flat earthers think we be living in the 2nd dimension.

[@Kik4s]

Clearly, the flat earthers would call themselves "What up Flygga"

[@TheApoke]

If the earth is round, why doesnt my phone bend when I place it on the ground? Checkmate atheists.

[@ihavemadeamisnake]

I subscribed after RWJ did the qwop video. What was that lung thing that happened to you? You couldn't upload for a super long time.

[@doctorofallrats]

time is a cube :-)

[@123451brad]

Doctor Rat uve been educated stupid

[@dimma4c8]

I want all of this animated

[@minecraftshieldworshiper7776]

Sorry, I'm a Dinosaur Earther.

[@biggali]

One theory for explaining gravity on a flat earth is saying that just like how you get shoved back while driving fast, you get shoved to the ground as the Earth shoots upward through space.

[@ajoajoajoaj]

The Earth is an elevator?

[@JK-ei7wr]

Thank you Almighty Cr1tikal. Also LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga Moist Meter.

[@rob98000]

They call themselves flateartherz because unlike the round earth, they have edge.

[@Trainerboy321]

I remember when you had your first podcast

[@awildencounter2350]

Thanks

[@degenpeder]

no thank you

[@bretmorris830]

@@awildencounter2350 You're welcome.

[@cjtee7043]

I love that you guys mentioned Ancient Aliens. 'Right angles, too complicated for brown people! Ergo, Aliens!' So amusing to watch.

[@maschaorsomething]

Wait wait, am I following correctly? Aren't anti-vaxxers usually also/similar to climate-change _deniers?_ I've never seen a flat-earther/anti-vaxxer warn others about climate change before. Edit. Also, yuck, Kaya, you don't understand abusive relationships at all. Good thing pure boy Jackson is on this podcast to do the damage control.

[@theghosthero6173]

People that are into a conspiracy theory are generally into multiple others, because they are paranoid and ignore it.

[@paulomachado7328]

@@theghosthero6173 That's what OP is saying.

[@Jeppe-bk4sx]

Kaya is right doe

[@basiccs]

Kaya *is* right, though.

[@Jeppe-bk4sx]

@@basiccs doe.

[@MrGamingFlow]

This is my favorite episode, the premature boom boom question had me not feeling alone and in tears from laughing.

[@scott1836]

My screen is flat therefore this emoji is flat 🌎 THEREFORE THE EARTH IS FLAT!!!!!!!!

[@ExpertJV]

I fucking love the official podcast

[@IronTitantrons]

When is Vinesauce Joel coming on?

[@PumaPantalones]

He won't. He's danced around the idea on stream, said he'd much rather play games and embarrassed himself on the drunk Mario Party stream. I hope I'm wrong, though.

[@radboi2672]

Love the podcasts

[@thomasherrmann632]

You have just offended half the internet. Congratulations. Not because of the flat earth stuff, but the fact that you did not create a LEGO Star Wars the complete saga video.

[@BrianOnABudget]

The Real Clifford the only people that are offended are 10 year olds

[@redacted5910]

I love ancient aliens. So much. I also love how they connect EVERYTHING to aliens.