Submerged (2005) - Steven Seagal - Comedic Movie Review

Dive dive dive! Seagals career is diving! This is Redeye Reviews back with another episode of Karate Korner.
Today we are watching Submerged
Starring: Steven Seagal, Christine Adams, William Hope, Nick Brimble, Vinnie Jones, Alison King,
Director: Anthony Hickox,
Writer: Paul de Souza,
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[@raymondstantz3069]

Dude, “Aikido Aces” is a more than satisfactory term of endearment. You have our blessing.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hurrah! Noted

[@strawbarry7834]

After bingeing on this series I've noticed a trend in these movies where Steven gets a special "shadow" lighting across his face in tons of scenes. I presume it's to make him look badass, while at the same time hiding his age and weight. But honestly all it looks like is a fat tiger hiding in the shadows eyeing your Subway sandwich.

[@MrPolicekarim]

ROTFL!

[@VideoDeadGaming]

Here's a fun story: Vinnie Jones was once drinking in my local pub and my mate beat him in an arm wrestle, Vinnie then leapt up onto the table and bought a round of drinks for everyone in the room

[@RedEyeReviews]

That sounds amazing

[@mahkimahkila6396]

@@RedEyeReviews he also grew up next door to Jason Statham

[@josephyu1527]

It’s always great to hear stories of celebrities being nice.😊

[@rolfagten857]

Looks like a Vinnie Jones scene from "Company of Heroes" (2013) Gutentag!

[@mahkimahkila6396]

@Ralph Reilly yes he did......

[@Mattwest1985]

When I was a kid I thought Steven was such a badass cuz my stepdad was a fan and we used to watch his movies and talk about how easy he could break your hand with his crazy moves. Lol When I found out he was just a huge piece of poop and a fraudler it was a huge let down! But now I get so much entertainment watching all this new cringe content about him. Thanks for making these videos man. I’ve been loving all the Seagal movie reviews. 💪🤪

[@RedEyeReviews]

I feel that was the path for alot of us. He started cool, and then we all slowly learned how terrible of a person he is. But his movies are amazing to make fun of lol. So glad you like the channel

[@jackwells8107]

I'm an old man. I started off watching Seagal in theaters from the very start. I loved the first few - probably until Under Seige, but after that, I slowly started wondering, until I saw Fire Down Below and just gave it. I do love these reviews tho.

[@samholdsworth420]

He's not a froster though he actually was an accomplished aikido instructor in Japan

[@RT-bt5ql]

Wrong, you need to do your own research, look up karate nerd and viking samurai

[@melanisticmandalorian8909]

@@samholdsworth420 Segall's Japanese exwife who owns the dojo now (it used to belong to her dad) said that the only reason stephen became black belt in Aikido was because the examiner fell alseep through stephen's exam and passed him out of shame, instead of confessing to napping through part of it.

[@valkyrie9646]

I fell asleep last night to your channel doing recaps of all the SS Lawman episodes. I will NEVER make that mistake again. I dreamt of creepy Seagal most of the night. Not one of my best nights.

[@djcease1996]

I got to say this may be my favorite Seagal movie review of yours yet. Keep up the good work there are still several good Seagal movies after this don't let the haters fool you! Wait until you get to 2008's *Pistol Whipped*.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! That is great to hear because all I want to do is improve my channels quality and keep you all entertained. So this means alot! Haha the haters are plentiful but I enjoy all these movies. Just watched Today You Die. Which was a riot. I haven't seen Pistol Whipped yet but can't wait.

[@djcease1996]

@@RedEyeReviews I would definetly say you are improving. Looking forward to the next Seagal video.

[@brianm2242]

I feel bad for all the actors I'm noticing were in good movies or mini-series; then I have to remind myself that everybody needs a paycheck.

[@MrPolicekarim]

Like Ross McCall, who was in Band of Brothers! And Gorman from Aliens!

[@natebetts9426]

Really enjoying the playlist of these movies. Hope to see more from you in the future!

[@martinstefanov9921]

Some fun facts: The guy in 0:09 is the Bulgarian actor Nikolai Sotirov. I guess he's speaking Bulgarian, not German. The US embassy in Montevideo from inside - 1:19 is actually The Sofia court house in Sofia, Bulgaria. Also the Opera house in 9:35 is in fact Bulgarian national theatre.

[@RedEyeReviews]

He films so much in Bulgaria its crazy

[@martinstefanov9921]

@@RedEyeReviews Yeah, it's cheaper and there is a good big studio called Nu Boyana film. A lot of mainly B movies are being shot here like "The Expendables" 2 and 3 and especially my favourite remake "Conan the barbarian" (2011) which here is referred as Conan the Bulgarian :)

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@martinstefanov9921 haha Conan the Bulgarian

[@RicheyWard]

I just finished watching this and the I figured it was Bulgaria by the amount of Cyrillic in the background they just didn't bother to disguise.

[@tacoborg7088]

Steve in a Mechsuit would be a hot mess of awesome plus everyone knows Steve invented the flailing arm robot technique 48 years ago.

[@joshboeck1848]

Even though i can't watch these videos because all of his movies are shot with only 1 light, so nobody can see it's not him fighting , i love them!!! I bust out laughing so much, your humor is great!!! I've been binging on you videos for a while now and so love them!!!

[@MrGuitarforyou]

Been watching your Seagal stuff every night for like a week now. And just realized I hadn't subscribed so. I did. Hope you keep making these. Love them

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! So glad you like them :)

[@leonardoantonio8756]

Trivia fact: the knife fight had seagal fighting with actor gary daniels (great martial artist and actor, "fist of the north star live action" and "bloodmoon") that scene supossed to be a huge deal martial art fight in the movie between their characters but seagal scrapped it and make it a quick knife fight, later seagal called daniels to apologize for not doing the fight for the movie as it supossed to be

[@thestokes91]

The most unbelievable part of that story is Seagal apologizing

[@kevynhansyn2902]

Man I do also love watching Gary Daniels. He was just another badass that suffered the Seagal fate.

[@MrPolicekarim]

@@thestokes91 very true indeed!

[@TuleeMaster]

Nice, never knew there was a channel reviewing all the Steven Seagal bangers. 😂

[@42k78]

I love watching the voice dubs. So funny! Do you remember middle school, when the teacher would call on a student to read but the student's voice was too quiet for everyone to hear. So the teacher will ask the student to speak up and the student will throw his/her monotoned voice a little further for the first three words and then go back to the original volume. Steven Seagal was that student. I'm convinced that some people just don't have the ability to speak up or change the dynamics of their voice. If this kinda of voice was tough to deal with back then, I'm sure Hollywood hates it even more. In the film, when that dubbed voice shouts at a person across the room while he's in the submarine, it sounded too clear and articulate for Steven (Not trying to be mean), because the dude doesn't open up his mouth to talk. I'm near deaf, so I'm not a fan of that. Or people.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha that is such a relatable story

[@42k78]

@@RedEyeReviews Thanks for replying dude! Love your channel. I've watched all the Seagul videos a hundred times and counting. They're so good.

[@thefowlladyofelmst]

I had almost given up on YT and then I found your channel. Thank you!!

[@DONALDSON51]

Seagal recruited his old crew. The cast of Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels and Lt Gorman from Aliens :)

[@Film_Bro]

I can only imagine the 'tough guy' tension between Seagal and Vinnie Jones on set. There must've been at least one bust up during production!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Without a doubt Vinnje Jones is crazy enough to argue with Seagal for sure.

[@OTMPR1M0]

Omfg I can hear Vince screaming “IS THIS MUPPET TAKING A PISS?! OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH WE CANT HEAR YA!”

[@RockNRollaMAC]

@@OTMPR1M0 Could totally see him trying to headbutt Steven Seagal like he did in his soccer-playing days in the 90s

[@RockNRollaMAC]

@@RedEyeReviews The team he played for in the 1990s, Wimbledon, was known as The Crazy Gang due to being notoriously violent, even for a 90s EPL team back in the day. And my God, Vinnie Jones lived up to his tough guy persona

[@michaelmyers3709]

Have learned to love Submerged not really in spite of the weirdness and dubbing but because of them. Awesome plane effects in the opening scene. Incredible miniatures when the dam blows. Fantastic blood squib cables very visible when the “I pay your wages” guy gets shot. Seagal’s double turning to face camera in plain view during tank shootout. Clockwork Orange eye clips. Don’t blame him for not wanting sea creatures, that would have been even worse. Cant wait for Today You Die ...of boredom.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Ugh Seagal and his doubles upstaging him lol. Haha I can't wait for Today You're Bored

[@rickastley2308]

Gary Daniels, Vinnie Jones, P.H. Moriarty (from The Long Good Friday), William Hope (Gorman from Aliens) - that's a pretty good cast!

[@dominicadamo7851]

The guy they dumped with the chopper is actually the guy that played in Aliens, remember the army captain or something that gets concussed.

[@AprehamLincoln]

You want me to tell you some stuff in the comments? Uh... Okay... Umm.. I DID get a haircut recently, and I went on vacation to a Caribbean resort, and I've been binging your videos while mindlessly grinding Destiny 2.

[@RedEyeReviews]

I love all of this. Very jealous of that vacation

[@SonCarlosH]

Yo Seagal kicking that man 100 fucking yards at the end had me in stitches dude. I literally had tears in my eyes laughing at that shit. I was hoping you would use it one more time at the end. Good review, I've been going thru ur Seagal-A-Thon 👍

[@RedEyeReviews]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Submerged was such a strange one lol.

[@Erikcleric]

Atleast Seagal's 90s and early 2000 stuff got actual actors in some of the roles and he actually moves in the fight scenes, sorta. :P So submerged had Vinnie Jones and Mr Big Eyes AKA William Hope, Gorman in Aliens. :D

[@jarvis911]

I counted 3 actors from Lock Stock & 2 smoking barrels so I guess Seagal must have liked that movie

[@Ender7j]

I didn’t get a new pair of shoes but I do have a new obsession…this damned channel. :)

[@RedEyeReviews]

Aww thank you

[@Mattastrophic1]

If Vinnie Jones replaced Seagal as the lead in this film then it would get at least a 10% boost on Rotten Tomatoes, guaranteed. Jones has one accent and can speak at an audible volume. Although if they did that then we wouldn't have that scene where Seagal tries to cover his face with a newspaper to look inconspicuous...as a very large white guy with a pony tail wearing a full-length leather jacket on a hot day.

[@djcease1996]

I can't wait to watch this. Gotta wait til I'm off work

[@RedEyeReviews]

Awesome! Can't wait to hear your feedback :)

[@seekforjannah2432]

@@RedEyeReviews this movie was like the avengers except instead of samuel l jackson we have Steven seagal leading a group of people to take down an evil guy Chris kody is nick fury he even sounds like him too 😄😄😄😄😄😄 and the chick in this movie reminds me of black widow kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5STZGd_hNWHfcU chick this out

[@kg322]

I was thinking, a video compilation of when an actor/actress hurts a stuntman. Like, on purpose. Use all the heavy hitters from the 80's and 90's.

[@Aaron-ox8ye]

The Director of this movie did make some good movies. Waxworks 1 and 2, Hellraiser 3

[@Sandman60077]

The only thing funnier than all of Segal's voice overs is RedEye saying EXscape.

[@garethmoores4168]

Pancake calzone!! Dude u just invented the most amazing sounding dessert ever.....pancake, fill it with fruit maybe some pb&j, maple syrup, told it in half and bake it!!!??😂😍

[@pisscraisley1127]

It’s cleans house Not cleans up house

[@RedEyeReviews]

Clean up the place?

[@supercarspecifics]

NOOOOOOO WAAAAYYY LOL ok the " hot girl " he call's in the start when you mentioned his team was to white , it took me a minute , but that girl plays friggn Carla in the longest running British & here in Canada soap opera called " Coranation Street " people here and in the UK are religously devoted to it , you either watch it cuz your devoted or to laugh your ass off at the crazy plot lines, they play it every day at 7pm and then repeat all 7 episodes in a row on sunday cuz thats how crazy people are about it , the Brits either love it or hate it

[@vesalampinen]

In addition to all his amazing and godlike abilities, Steven has the ability to change his voice whenever he pleases. 😏

[@RedEyeReviews]

It's truly an unmatched skill

[@vesalampinen]

Indeed. Normally, Steven uses this ability to confuse bad guys so that they are totally unprepared when he kicks in their crotches. 😁

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@vesalampinen the ol crotch kick. Works every time lol

[@gothic138]

I had no clue how many direct to video Segal movies there where until I started watching this channel.

[@EvertfromNederland]

I'm binging all your Seagal episodes and dude i swear to god, sometimes you sound just like Owen Wilson. Not a knock on either of you, just noticing it. 'm loving your work

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha it's weird. Not the first time someone said this

[@LowBudget2018]

"I'm the dude playin the dude disguised as another dude! 🤣

[@Logauss]

Thank you for this video Sensei 🙏🏻

[@OICURWAY2YS]

I like your intro and extro music, and I miss the bouncing popcorn, which that and your commentary is the best part of these Seagull reviews. BTW, in sea-going services there are Seaman and Seagals.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thanks friend! I do really like my intro animation :)

[@vivekantoni2134]

Really love your content

[@RedEyeReviews]

Aww thank you !

[@TAITheAsian]

What the hell is with the crew in this movie. Vinnie Jones, obviously too good for it, probably out to make some money to pay for a boat or something. Then you've got Dude with a hat, doctor phil and I don't know about the other three. Then he picks up a chick, ohp, Classic Seagal. I love the voice dubbing they add in over seagal given how much he whisper and crap, its just so, jarring.

[@RedEyeReviews]

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? More like The League of Mediocre Mouth Breathers

[@ktitwayne-leeakabane1345]

This director wrote and directed a lot of cult films such as wax work 1&2 and Sundown: the vampire in retreat. It's hey Shane because I bought this the minute it came out on DVD just to see the fight between Gary Daniels versus Steven seagal. What happened was Steven we wrote the whole scene so he could beat Gary in seconds. The director had apologized to Gary on that day of shooting and said working what seems to go was the worst thing he ever did. The sad part is Gary should have been the main star and Bruce Campbell should have been his co-star who who work with the director and wax work 2 and Showdown!

[@ktitwayne-leeakabane1345]

PS another great review!

[@itsandyme9192]

They're not out yet, but I can't wait to watch; No Time To Sleep Sworn Of Vengeance My Barber Must Be Saved No Ordinary Leather Jacket I Will Live Again Tomorrow

[@RedEyeReviews]

I believe all of these titles.

[@rockdesu]

I did what the title told me and I 'Submerged' the movie in water.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha

[@marcuswalters8093]

There's a couple of pretty well known British soap actors from the 00's in this film. It's always weird seeing that. Also, Dr. Chapel at 9:08 ? She's a respected British actor. I'm actually surprised she ended up in a Seagal movie.

[@devinharbert6071]

I Like Anthony Hickox as a Director But even he Couldn’t save Submerged from being a Farce But Really it’s Steven Seagal’s Fault for being Difficult to work with

[@lastsamurai4710]

Also I can't wait for Steven Seagal Attack Force movie that gonna be a fun review Redeyes.

[@RedEyeReviews]

I have never seen it! So I am super excited!

[@DarrenJSeeley]

I didn't mind Anthony Hickox attempting to spread out and do action films having done horror (Waxwork, a Hellraiser film, a Warlock film and Full Eclipse, which is a horror/action hybrid) but Submerged was a huge letdown. I do think a big factor in this was that like Bruce Malmuth on Hard To Kill, Hickox and Seagal were not on the same page. Other commenters already mention the supporting cast being wasted. But as others have pointed out, Gary Daniels fight was more uneventful,

[@mahkimahkila6396]

"Liebgott Joseph. D. Sir"

[@zigmondbonez9411]

That is a stroke of genius.. pancake calzone? Genius my man

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?! It sounds delicious

[@zigmondbonez9411]

@@RedEyeReviews I tried an attempt but the recipe needs work... One day 😂

[@hoosieronthefarm7677]

I’ve been binging on you seal movies to find the one where he says “ quickly “ I die laughing when you dubbed that one but forgot to save it so anyone know the name of that one? My 8year old foster son loves it too we’re going around and waiting to be able to use that line like “ hey Josh get dressed for school- QUICKLY !” Love it- lol

[@chronicfatigue5416]

Wow, that muzzle flash at 2:00.

[@dongargon763]

In his reality show “Steven seagal lawman” he is an actual cop in New Orleans I think he sweats a lot and he has a thick accent that changes depending on who he’s talking to…..worth a watch for any connoisseur

[@RedEyeReviews]

Absolutely! We will be watching the show right after we finish the movie. I can't wait!

[@thestokes91]

@@RedEyeReviews thats the greatest news ive ever heard

[@devinharbert6071]

But Anthony Hickox did Good Job with some of the Hellraiser Sequels Though Including Hellraiser Bloodline, Hellseeker, Hell On Earth, Deader, And Hellworld

[@dnickx]

I live in Uruguay...I sort of wish that my country is like it is shown here to be honest

[@rolfagten857]

the captured Navy Seal Rose McGall also starred in "Band of Brothers" (2001) Corporal Liebgott

[@theobnoxiouslycharming1747]

The joke you were thinking about fir Mr big eyes was "xmen's Deadpool" lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

Damn it......

[@AdolfDahmer]

Dude, Mr. Big eyes is a easy “wolverine Deadpool”

[@thedtvdigest4142]

I think this is the one (!) which had loads and loads of re-writes, and was originally meant to feature aliens as being behind the mind-control plot.

[@gorillachronicles]

The juggernaut bitch scene was one of the original memes, it was made because some guys did a dub over an X-Men cartoon ,not the actors fault

[@mihailchehlarov2720]

I was in the team who build the submarine. What a waste of a really good set. And the helicopter is not a real, it was build especially for this movie. Fiber glass on metal frame. Another fun fact mentioning The Expendables, all parts of the Expendables was shot in the same studios...using the same locations and most of the props.

[@MrPolicekarim]

That is very cool to know! You must work on a lot of big movies!

[@mihailchehlarov2720]

@@MrPolicekarim Yes, but it's cool the first 5 years. 22 years later is annoying

[@sissokoshwazz6725]

How many movies did this guy make? I have been watching your videos for days and no end 😂😂

[@codyhensley640]

After watching a few of these videos, I'm totally convinced that Seagal could use Trump as his voice over guy, and nobody would know the difference.

[@judsongaiden9878]

0:20 That's not a regulation haircut! 0:48 / 2:35 / 14:04 Extract those stocks, greenhorns! 4:08 / 6:11 / 12:57 Fastens his top button like a dweeb-narc. 5:43 It's because they're not making use of stocks or sights. 10:26 '90s gangsta-style sideways "technique," and with the thumb on the slide, no less. 11:05 Arnie used that same move in 'Commando'.

[@SoCalChunkybutt]

jelly doughnut + pancake calzone = me laughing out loud enough to comment

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol thank you! Pancake Calzone is easily the best thing I have ever come up with.

[@fredlandry6170]

Ok first Delta Force would not be wearing Chocolate Chip Desert Camouflage in that area or at all and there is a Colonel Insignia on his helmet I seriously doubt that a Colonel would be on a mission like that.

[@aschrodinger7700]

I totally forgot I saw this one on cable like 10 years ago. I'm trying to remember what the plot was.

[@pratyushbarman8475]

One guy who was mind controlled is the guy who played Neal's arch nemesis Keller in " white collar"

[@benugdsen75]

Lt. Gorman from Aliens is in this! I didn’t know that. ✌🏾

[@EAScotti]

Aikido aces 👍😂 I haven't seen this one but I will watch it soon. What I find funny is you've done close to 20 Seagal movies and that's not even half of his movies lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha I am running out of ways to say "Hello" For real! This guy has been in SO many movies its hard to keep up.

[@EAScotti]

@@RedEyeReviews yeah you're in the mid 00s I think. One year he did like 7 or 8 movies. I made the comment because I was thinking he's cranking these videos out he's going to run out of Seagal soon but nah you have plenty of Seagal material to last you a while. Plus I know people have mentioned Van Damme, my question is are you going to get to Lundgren he has just as many as Seagal. If so I recommend Men of War. Keep up the great work friend 👍

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@EAScotti I'm cranking these out but I also plan on doing his TV shows lol. So we will be with the Golden boy for awhile. And after that we have Van Damme for sure. I didn't even realize Lundgren had that many movies?! But he has 94 acting credits?!?! That's amazing haha

[@EAScotti]

@@RedEyeReviews sounds like you're going to get to"Steven Seagal: Lawman" that show my friend is going to be a doozy lol wow I guess that just as many remark was a huge understatement lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@EAScotti Oh I can not WAIT for Lawman! I'm sure it will be very tasteful lol. Lol yeah apparently Dolph has been busy?!

[@nauseous3925]

mr big eyes death was the inspiration for the 300 sparta kick

[@marcraygun6290]

My brother and my friend had those phones , the Nokia communicator

[@drandom313]

I don’t know if I would say I liked this movie, but I would recommend it for people to watch. This really should have been an over the top B-movie comedy but the problem is Seagal is incapable of humor. Schwarzenegger, even in his serious action movies, never took himself seriously & was in on the joke, that’s why he was able to make successful comedies. This is an interesting movie but it could have been more fun if Seagal cared about his performance & lightened up.

[@gzz8551]

Mr RedEye is surprisingly upbeat for a man who’s sat through so many Steven Seagal movies. There must be some evidence of brain damage.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Agreed

[@qwellen7521]

Steven Segal's Suicide Squad.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Basically yes lol

[@yogafire646]

11:45 Mr red eyes after reviewing all known Seagal movies for mankind.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha I'm almost already there.

[@lastsamurai4710]

Steven Seagal with is deadly whisper voice you already know he means business

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol he is so quiet sometimes you need subtitles or you wouldn't know he said anything.

[@lastsamurai4710]

I always have the subtitles on when I watch his movies otherwise I can never understand his Akido ass lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@lastsamurai4710 is so true. You would never know lol

[@chriswalls5648]

Pancake calzone is already a thing, they are called crispy pancakes.

[@owie4070]

11:46 We all know Steven can't get his leg that high, but the body double is so obvious. They should have framed the shot so his face was hidden.

[@James28R]

No one recognises Lt. Gorman from Aliens? for shame..

[@das81]

I did...

[@A_Toastonawhiteplate]

It seems I missed some of your Steven Seagal reviews

[@zipzipzommin4329]

Submerged in deep fryer oil

[@aschrodinger7700]

3:48 Luigi fell on hard times

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha he really did

[@aschrodinger7700]

@@RedEyeReviews It's gonna take me a couple weeks but I'm binging through your Seagal playlist. Thanks, man!

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@aschrodinger7700 so glad you are enjoying it.

[@adriangutierrez463]

Very good video! I don't know if you knew, but the film was highly criticized at the time for presenting Uruguay as very far from reality. To be exact, nothing. I call it fanciful and unrealistic about the reality of that country. So much so that the government of Uruguay totally disagreed with what was presented in the film. You can search for more information in Spanish about what was done with more details. Greetings.

[@Argumemnon]

Oh, Gurney Halleck is in this movie!

[@teatanks6481]

I'm not the only one that read the thumbnail as Submergeo right?

[@RedEyeReviews]

I made it and even I think it says Submergeo

[@teatanks6481]

@@RedEyeReviews secret hint that Steven Segal will do an Italian impersonation in his next film?

[@glimpus]

Some of the voiceovers in these movies are NOT Seagal. Just listen, it's not him. He couldn't even be bothered to show up to do them. Lol

[@meshuggahdeciple327]

Almost all of these actors were in Snatch, or lock stock and two smoking barrells.

[@SnowmanTF2]

It is bizarre they did that CGI chopper that is on par with video games of the era, it should not be that much more expensive to get a couple establishing shots with a real one just flying around, and it seems like they could have filmed that basically anywhere.

[@eazedup6265]

Storm trooper school 😂

[@ChrisSmith-5655]

How do you spell the word "here" as seagal said it? "Heauh"?

[@claytonbearden7793]

It is the stragest thing to have Seagal very visually saying his lines, but they still dub over his voice?(fucking strangest)!!!!

[@RedEyeReviews]

It really is. I think it means he mumbled so badly they just couldn't rescue any words out of him lol

[@TheBest-sd2qf]

9:13 Sgt. Gormam from Aliens

[@This-country-sucks-4]

Lol I love seagals ever changing accents

[@barth9580]

A pancake calzone is called a crepe.

[@VonWenk]

You couldn't think of anything better than "Mr. Big Eyes"? How about "Gorman"?

[@RedEyeReviews]

Ah! Or even Event Horizon

[@jozsefgirgasz3751]

Liebgott was there too

[@kendal_whoever]

Delta would not be wearing ranks or unit insignias or anything.

[@coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13]

Totally want some pancakes now.