“Why are you made of gravy?” You made me, you tell me why you made me like this
@t_time50533 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku warum sind andere Deutsche immer so weird
@crocodileguy43193 жыл бұрын
We're called gravy babies because of faze banks.
@rhyscallinan37273 жыл бұрын
But I like gravy, dad.
@ProtoForte3 жыл бұрын
he should've aborted us all long ago
@multiversalman42703 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku you play HOI4?
@dinamchedlidze56593 жыл бұрын
Japanese and Chinese troops passing by each other on there naval invasions be like :/
@diddlypoop3 жыл бұрын
"Only one of our countries will survive this war."
@mars_gorilla56263 жыл бұрын
it's like they sail past each other and not open fire and are like "hi good day isnt it?" "yeah whatcha up to?" "invading shanghai" "oh cool im invading tokyo" "nice aight cya" "cya"
@bellecardinal37172 жыл бұрын
In World War I the pilots were given pistols because they didn’t have guns on the planes
@dinamchedlidze56592 жыл бұрын
@@bellecardinal3717 I heard about that one that shit funny
@DeinVatersVater2 жыл бұрын
More like -.-
@lacerda68043 жыл бұрын
"Father of many gravy children." Mom's been on about child support again, dad.
@kingofkings11213 жыл бұрын
Nice
@cloudmoons69393 жыл бұрын
Truly the pinnacle of historical accuracy
@chiangkaishrek51233 жыл бұрын
It is
@WoAiTuMadre26983 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ihateslovakians3 жыл бұрын
indeed
@laboskie3493 жыл бұрын
It will be soon.
@lieutenantatrex3 жыл бұрын
We got the chinese avengers at our backs incase an alien invasion happens
@maxwellweiss98493 жыл бұрын
When he does Denmark he should just play a two second clip with the words “Denmark Isn’t Real”
@australiananarchist4803 жыл бұрын
Even better would just be skipping it, and when everyone goes "YOU FORGOT DENMARK" he just says "what's a Denmark?"
@TigerofRobare3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Finland that wasn't real.
@coleh92413 жыл бұрын
@@TigerofRobare no it’s the non existent danish
@MycaeWitchofHyphae3 жыл бұрын
We just lost the semifinals. You don’t have to do us like this rn
@fluffly36063 жыл бұрын
Denmark not existing is at least more plausible than it being a communist dystopia
@blockbreaker88393 жыл бұрын
Mmm yes, this absolutely satisfies my ISP drug addiction for the week
@enderboy18243 жыл бұрын
You and me both
@ImStevan3 жыл бұрын
ISP? That imposter?
@danubeisreallypeculiarrive79443 жыл бұрын
Columbia is going to be next so....... Drug time!
@Autisten5863 жыл бұрын
Да
@javiernegron26333 жыл бұрын
not a true addict if you only need a weekly dose
@aw25843 жыл бұрын
"The overpowered China" or, as its known among multiplayer players of HoI 4 online, "China"
@robertjoppenhimer3883 жыл бұрын
Among? 😳
@boo0p7073 жыл бұрын
@@robertjoppenhimer388 no
@Fred_the_19963 жыл бұрын
@@robertjoppenhimer388 Magus
@LightgreenLP3 жыл бұрын
@@robertjoppenhimer388 ❗ 🤨 Amogus💀
@Ryies123 жыл бұрын
I love how late game HOI4 just turns into the endless warfare seen in 1984
@Lawrance_of_Albania Жыл бұрын
If you told that to people living in 1945 era, they woudn't take that news kindly. Don't time travel is all i am saying
@tupacinbosnia12553 жыл бұрын
Chinese Madagascar might be one of the most cursed things I've seen in HOI 4
@rickyboii59713 жыл бұрын
There is actually a lot of chinese people at Madagascar. I have a collegue of chinese origin that had been living at Madagascar for 3 generations.
@managainsttime-g7v3 жыл бұрын
"I rike to move it move it."
@punkrockmartian3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget polish pirate king Madagascar
@z3r0_353 жыл бұрын
You see, they can't shut down their ports and airports to keep the virus you've made out...if you control said ports and airports.
@vulpes70793 жыл бұрын
Yunnanese Madagascar It happened before to me
@echo53273 жыл бұрын
“Been awake for four hours but still sitting in bed staring at your phone” I wonder how many people he called out right there, I was one of them
@NativS20023 жыл бұрын
Same
@goalabama20133 жыл бұрын
Virgin China: Builds Great Wall 2.0 Chad China: Invades Japan with fishing Boats.
@liamsawyer81933 жыл бұрын
"Why are you made out of gravy?" Why did you make us this way, gravy father
@alphaundpinsel24313 жыл бұрын
huh, I never thought the "pick a fight with japan" focus had a use
@ChronosSk3 жыл бұрын
9:43 gives new meaning to the term "Inner Mongolia."
@sleepdemonjax63213 жыл бұрын
Nice. This looks good. I like gravy. It is a succulent juice.
@redxstudios25653 жыл бұрын
id rather be callled a gravy baby then a moraly corrupt capitalists
@mattBLACKpunk3 жыл бұрын
A succulent Chinese juice?
@johngalt51663 жыл бұрын
The nectar of the soul it is indeed.
@commemorative3 жыл бұрын
Are you an alien or just a bot? Lmao
@sleepdemonjax63213 жыл бұрын
@@commemorative Neither. I just like using grammar.
@AverytheCubanAmerican3 жыл бұрын
11:17 iSorrow: How are you not dead?! Germany: I have no idea
@CalgarGTX3 жыл бұрын
I remember playing china in HoI 1, in that game you could research everything at once provided you had enough industrial power to do so, and you could develop 1 industrial power in every province you had every year, china had A LOT of provinces. They also had all the natural resources needed to fuel that industry. Around 1940 you would be top 1 in industry and research and just open the flood gates
@buddermonger20002 жыл бұрын
China and natural resources? Bro HOI1 sounds fun
@gawkthimm60303 жыл бұрын
ISP "dosnt want to explain china exploit" - and havn't explained china exploit for the years I have been here... *crying intensifies*
@TanksExplosionsAnime3 жыл бұрын
I mean it just comes down to putting your fleet out and launching the naval invasion the same hour that you declare war. It means the AI hasn't had time to put out their navy and so for that one hour you have naval supremacy which is all it takes to launch an invasion.
@felixwoo76403 жыл бұрын
@@TanksExplosionsAnime so does it only work when you declare the war?
@TanksExplosionsAnime3 жыл бұрын
@@felixwoo7640 You can only launch a naval invasion into enemy territory so yes you must declare war first. I definitely recommend making a save and experimenting with it though because it doesn't always work.
@felixwoo76403 жыл бұрын
@@TanksExplosionsAnime noted
@SmallPotato23133 жыл бұрын
@@TanksExplosionsAnime some ai countries might have patrols orders already assigned when u declare but usually they dont have any to preserve fuel
@kubakornijenko19273 жыл бұрын
Ah yeas my favourite anragonist from Harry Potter Hexology Augustinus Voldemarus.
@hummussapien7.6billion683 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, the Han dynasty was still in power
@Rey__Jan3 жыл бұрын
Chinese Africa sounds so blursed but also very realistic for today’s situation
@mobilegeeks2363 жыл бұрын
Its better than english or french africa
@danielbrophy89553 жыл бұрын
@@mobilegeeks236 still going to exploit them for their resources while caring even less about human rights
@huginmunin82533 жыл бұрын
@@danielbrophy8955 did france and UK care more then china about human rights when they colonised africa?
@EasoLV3 жыл бұрын
@@huginmunin8253 His point was made with words "even less". Also, that was done long time ago, even decolonisation is generations past.
@huginmunin82533 жыл бұрын
@@EasoLV yes thats why i asked if they care more about it then china since he said they will care less about it. Also what has time to do with anything, if some country today start to colonise parts of the world and kill millions of people and then hundred years later another country comes and build up there but not kill millions of people and not force their language on them do they still care less about human rights then?
@fletcherjones39313 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favourite alt-history German Kaiser **HERMAN**
@johnathanquare23903 жыл бұрын
"But the Japanese weren't exactly honorable themself" Every Japanese soldier when you said that: "HOW DARE YOU!"
@sofosanthropos65313 жыл бұрын
*cough*RapeofNanking*cough*
@CrowderHatingConservative3 жыл бұрын
@@sofosanthropos6531 Unit 731.
@mca79833 жыл бұрын
@@sofosanthropos6531 communist lies
@CiaranW20033 жыл бұрын
@@mca7983 I don't know whether you're being serious or not
@josevictorribeirolisboa75763 жыл бұрын
@@mca7983 are you a weaboo for the worst war criminals in ww2?
@messycat13 жыл бұрын
God that push through the Urals/Siberia was giving me flashbacks to my Manchukuo achievement run. Pushing against Germany in that area is absolute hell.
@connoisseurofrandom96513 жыл бұрын
Chiang Kai Shrek, makes the whole world his swamp.
@luckyman94573 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for that democratic Siam playthrough in a few months.
@Topst_er3 жыл бұрын
The mountain of Historical Accuracy in this one is astonishing!
@volbound17003 жыл бұрын
I started playing China this week and they are not that hard to play and are kind of OP with the high manpower. I did area defense along my coast and told them to only guard ports and coastlines. This held off all naval invasions. I flooded troops around Beijing as well and held on (mostly near that river just south of Beijing). For focus, I beligned to integrate warlords to get Guangxi Steel that I needed then went Army reforms and got rid of my bad modifiers. As well as got to 3-4 research spots and loaded up on industrial and infantry tech. As time goes on, the negative modifiers go away and there is even a focus that gives defense bonus on land and another modifier that gives you offensive bonus against Japan. One you get all of that, the war starts to turn in your favor. Take airbases and Japan losses its air force superiority and you really can push them out of Asia. Once you have dealt with Japan, you could have over 20 million manpower (on limited conscription) and hopefully have integrated the other warlord states. Deal with Communists and you have a huge, industrial China with a modern army that can massacre anyone.
@ValueNetwork3 жыл бұрын
I sorrow has done some horrid things in his videos, but he has never retreated from Nanjing
@FarisMoringstar3 жыл бұрын
I am very satisfied with this ending.
@Rolandz18893 жыл бұрын
I love your name =)
@holstorrsceadus19903 жыл бұрын
Don't know if I should be terrified or titillated
@numedecanal13 жыл бұрын
I love how he finally made some nice borders in Europe
@sam87423 жыл бұрын
This man got very hard when Taiwan was taken
@vulpes70793 жыл бұрын
Cursed name
@stanleysmooth3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the upload, iSauceSauceSauceSauce
@Colteor77613 жыл бұрын
ISP has definitely gone bonkers from being forced to play HOI4 for 8 decades
@Remitonov3 жыл бұрын
Mongolia: ( _surrounded by China_ ) "Perfect. I was worried we'll be spoilt for choices."
@Sky4Jus3 жыл бұрын
Every nation that iSorrow plays as is OP somehow
@noobnerdpride3 жыл бұрын
I'm an expat living in Taiwan. In many places I see statues or pictures of Chiang Kai-Shek. This alternate history is a bit mirthful. Maybe with half of the world under him he would've been a better dude.
@TailsIsDisappointed3 жыл бұрын
_Chinese Winnie the Pooh man is watching you with great interest..._
@yuantom12373 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: today is the 84th anniversary for the marco polo bridge incident
@hatforacat39773 жыл бұрын
Everyone, please stand up for the new German Emperor, *Herman*
@maxwilliams24933 жыл бұрын
This is where the fun begins
@ianhaines70293 жыл бұрын
Welcome back to IStrokeProductions
@Dudewithguns-ww7wc3 жыл бұрын
Yoooo I can’t wait for this episode
@Gamer-cb6yg3 жыл бұрын
you definetly cant
@AGreatBioticWind3 жыл бұрын
How did they decrypt my cyphers? he says as a German General leads his armies.
@Dalynx092 жыл бұрын
12:44 wait why does the video look glitched is It the video or me
@leafybean3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see West Taiwan getting some play time.
@AverageFitnessEnjoyer3 жыл бұрын
1:20 I had nothing to do with that. I swear
@ricopaum2 жыл бұрын
As an Estonian, I approve the after-war land distribution
@nikolaiis41692 жыл бұрын
I love long games like this, i once pushed through united communist china as turkey, by conquering land, it started 1942 and ended 1949 years of building supply lines
@colonelh18753 жыл бұрын
"He's 1 of very few Chinese people in Berlin" There's about to be many many more Chinese people in Berlin
@yuluoxianjun2 жыл бұрын
Chinese Earth
@leebradshaw88543 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for ISP to play the Gravy Baby Republic after playing Germany in 2022
@crimsonghost2353 жыл бұрын
Geez had my volume cranked and scared the crap out of myself when ISP yelled "hello"
@Hoheinohonryo3 жыл бұрын
The PRC is gonna force you to apologize For palying the roc
@TechnoMinarchist3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully no one cares what West Taiwan thinks.
@carltonleboss3 жыл бұрын
@@TechnoMinarchist hear hear
@Hoheinohonryo3 жыл бұрын
@@FarisMoringstar sorry it's a joke about the John Cena apologie
@FarisMoringstar3 жыл бұрын
@@HoheinohonryoIt's ok www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Co4y1Q74o I don't know if you can open it。Chinese hoi4 video authors like to insert a movie clip into the game and increase the sense of substitution. We also have our own language to make us happy.
@Stoneforge15013 жыл бұрын
Sitting in a china restaurant browsing for something to watch while I eat. Then I see this.
@jonart50093 жыл бұрын
I find it strange that over 610000 people watched one or more of your videos and were like ya I'll subscribe to this guy.
@TrollOfReason3 жыл бұрын
These are always so much fun to watch. British Malaya, though, is still the standout.
@despairux3 жыл бұрын
i saw the one china policy in the thumbnail and immediately cried.
@thecommandant3413 жыл бұрын
3:11 can't wait until some weeaboos come over and start going monke on their keyboard.
@KaiserCrocer3 жыл бұрын
german general fighting against the Germans under the Chinese: look Smitler I know you and your tiny mustache are crazy and all but did you think I was going to fight AGINST chang kai-shek? I think he is to insane and I fear fighting him in my nightmares.
@niclausgronwaldt7718 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t think the software expected China to have tank divisions…” YA THINK?!
@enderboy18243 жыл бұрын
I was in the middle of re-watching the Australian episode when I got this
@simr77583 жыл бұрын
Based
@343DeltaSpark3 жыл бұрын
It's 10:41 PM, I have summer school at 8:00 and I just discovered this new video (If you're wondering, no I did not fail a class I volunteered to get world history out of the way for another class)
@mojewjewjew44203 жыл бұрын
Germany making a comeback after it capitulated is like if the werewolf initiative was successful so its somewhat historically accurate.
@callumatkinson44023 жыл бұрын
I just bought ho4 but it looks so good..... Tried to play it and I think finding the mysteries of the universe would be easier
@justanotheranimeprofilepic3 жыл бұрын
Churchill: how dare you justify on those peaceful nazis
@magnificentspud46593 жыл бұрын
I had no idea "China" stared with a C!
@RealTrey192 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else laugh at “Can everyone please stand for the new German emperor, it is.. Hermann” 12:21
@angusdunn22393 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for new Zealand, Bob semple conquest
@jacobtrowbridge72233 жыл бұрын
Part that killed me was “uhh also can everybody please stand for the new German emperor? It is… (*checks notes*) ….Herman”
@rudegamer123 жыл бұрын
I am not alone when I say this. Your pain and suffering alleviates our pain and suffering Thank you for all your content
@zonnytiger23713 жыл бұрын
i reach like 1941 and my game slows down almost to a stop so i have to do whatever i want early game or im not gonna be playing
@SEISOKEGA3 жыл бұрын
Gravy Daddy I’m trying my best to turn into a Kinder bar hope it pleases you
@alt1f43 жыл бұрын
Hello father, please don't abandon me in MC Donald's again
@JDBplaY Жыл бұрын
did anyone notice that the iron side sponsor has magically dissolved into nothing
@DanS0443 жыл бұрын
Yay! I thought this was dead... again... I’m glad to be your gravy grandchild
@jackytan3783 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Sun li jian is descended from Sun tze the author of the art of war
@lolasdm69593 жыл бұрын
so he claims, it is very difficult to prove you are the direct descendent of a 2000 year old dead man.
@bo95913 жыл бұрын
"Let me show you this little trick I learned", proceeds to Tokyo drift into Tokyo in 1937
@someoneelse883 жыл бұрын
When you take a look at his steam profile description, it makes you wanna commit some good ol’ crimes against humanity.
@compatriot8523 жыл бұрын
Naval invasions have always been retardedly overpowered/abusable by both the player and the AI
@danielharshman7963 жыл бұрын
the AI likes to do lots of small 3 division naval invasions far away from the ports required to get supply lmao. just one of the retarded things it does
@alex-ul3dp3 жыл бұрын
11:27 Steiner’s offensive has been very successful
@667Agent3 жыл бұрын
U is for underrated mod, S is for surviving the apocalypse, and A is for ave true to caesar! Please play old world blues for USA!
@javkhlanenkhbaatar38433 жыл бұрын
Mongolia in the middle": Everything is gonna be a okay..... 👀👀👀
@Galilupottepeak2 жыл бұрын
9:45 just wait for the peace deal
@Gray-Wolf3 жыл бұрын
All hail Kaiser Hermann
@estonian81223 жыл бұрын
an basic real life division is 6.000 troops or the highest is 25.000, so 875 times 6.00 is 5250000 american troops, and then we have a whapping 21875000 in the highest
@Hanking_Man2 жыл бұрын
josh, i need to know WHY THE FUCK YOU ARE MADE OF GRAVY "Isp told me to mommyyyyyyy"
@JoeShmoe3763 жыл бұрын
I wish paracox would reduce world tension penalties
@alexandercaires59213 жыл бұрын
There's a mod that allows Democratic and Neutral iirc countries take a decision to reduce world tension
@JoeShmoe3763 жыл бұрын
@@alexandercaires5921 the fact that “generated world tension” opinion modifiers can get as high as -200 can ruin your chances of diplomacy
@alexandercaires59213 жыл бұрын
Oh...that. Yeah, those suck.
@grisia96043 жыл бұрын
I knew it ! There will be an ENDSIEG !
@joshuahemmingway18933 жыл бұрын
I left my Bluetooth on now my mum knows I watch you help
@prohacker50863 жыл бұрын
11:17 Steiner's assault
@fra18793 жыл бұрын
Damn Isausegeproduction, that's a very spicy meme
@michaelmutranowski1233 жыл бұрын
my longest game ever was till 1965 as Nationalist China all because I need the Sun Tzu Reborn achievement. It was really fun to grind against Germany in the Ural Mountains with 40+ width pure infantry divisions as the Germans were nuking me.
@jack_corvinus3 жыл бұрын
i can't wear the history boy merchandise because every time I do people accost me and ask "name three histories"
@ihateslovakians3 жыл бұрын
Chiang kai shrek expands his swampland
@Sir_Rune3 жыл бұрын
Can you tell ISP to upload he hasnt uploaded anything for the past 5 years
@tharwab3 жыл бұрын
china could have won wwii irl with this one simple trick
@onurkadoglu43603 жыл бұрын
wait isp thats not the real china where is our supreme leader chiang kai shrek
@oversizeddoorhandle42143 жыл бұрын
Love this series and im waiting for my czechoslovakia.
@youytsk71543 жыл бұрын
Me2
@sirraphael8543 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Burnt chicken and gravy. That is me.
@spaceiscool78562 жыл бұрын
"Can everyone stand for the new german emperor, it is... uhh, Herman?" - exploit man 2021
@MrDaddyson223 жыл бұрын
This is the only isp video allowed in china
@zaboomafool19113 жыл бұрын
I guess I could use an explanation because I tried repeatedly to accomplish an invasion of Japan similar to what is shown in this video and I couldn't manage it. I could get naval supremacy if I declared on Japan, but then their army wouldn't all be in China. If they declared on me, I couldn't get naval supremacy.