"The Powerpuff Girls Script; or How I Learned to Stop Having a Childhood and Consume Product!

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This week Mollie, Fatman and I bring you a special treat; we read the CW Powerpuff Girls script to you live! May God have mercy on our souls!
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[@galvanizeddreamer2051]

In this episode: "How to be worse than your previous iteration, despite it having implied drug use and underage twerking" 101

[@shelbymckinney8888]

I never thought it was possible, but they did it. Those crazy bastards did it. And its not even on camera!

[@RedVelvetyJess]

Oh dear Lord I forgot about that. I remember hearing that they hired new voice actresses without even telling the originals a reboot was happening and immediately being turned off to the idea of a reboot, watching the first episode and calling it quits. And then I saw a video where someone talked about that happening.... I literally didn't think it could get worse but oh boy clearly it does and I hate it here.

[@socarcam6671]

Reporter: "So, Professor Utonium, how did you create the Powerpuff Girls?" Utonium: "Well, I was working on the weekend, like usual. Way off of the deep end, like usual. People think they've passed us, I'm doing too much. Haven't done my taxes. I'm too turnt up."

[@SpiritKitten]

Drake is the name of the Professor in the Japanese anime version of the powerpuff girls

[@SpiritKitten]

@@dean_l33 true the anime version even gave him a son and a robot dog

[@Jeddy027]

Lowkey hilarious that they misread Bubbles "freeing the snakes" as "freezing the snakes" instead 🤣

[@Tamaki742]

I can confirm that I grew out of my tomboy phase, because hey pretty clothes have really nice designs and patterns.

[@garrettcarter5622]

Anyone else find it weird that the girls never call their father "The Professor" like they're supposed to? They always call him by his first name, and a name THIS REBOOT made up in the first place.

[@papershadow]

As a minor thing, APPARENTLY the name Drake comes from that Powerpuff Girls Z anime? So it's less something this reboot made up and more something it poached and fucked up massively.

[@angrygarbanzo5436]

@@papershadow Good God, someone finally acknowledged the anime

[@Unofficial-Name]

Actually the name comes from Powerpuff girls Z

[@emilycrow8278]

I see a lot of people calling this ppg going "woke", but I don't think this is woke, they are trying to force grittiness. Like they did with Teen Titans and the, "FUCK batman". They are forcing shallow flaws onto the characters to show that they are "troubled" without actually having any real weight to it. Like Bojack was a series of fucked up people, but they had understandable flaws, things we could pity but judge as terrible. This is Riverdale nonsense.

[@e69alpha]

Right. Ppg is already woke by default

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Yeah, this isn't WOKE, it's *Edge*. The animated reboot was woke.

[@gabbycotto4024]

Because Buttercup being a black lesbian and Mojo Jojo being a strawman politician complaining about his Middle Eastern female opponent being more popular because of tokenism are just “edgy” additions with no political subtext at all. Sure Jan.

[@emilycrow8278]

@@gabbycotto4024 what political gain would they get? Other than half a chuckle for the mojo jojo thing. Sure, there is political intent behind it, but it's so limpwristed and horribly constructed, that's it's just an edgy joke that appeals to left leaning centrists at best. Not something I'd call "woke".

[@twinkiesmaster69]

I don't like the cycle of nostalgia anymore

[@brandonvelde5774]

This ain't a cycle, it's a downward spiral into garbage.

[@aaa1e2r3]

02:54:45 Unironically, just watch season 4 of Yugioh GX, it handles with Jaden what Future was trying to do with Steven so much better.

[@dragonxxman]

As much as a dumpster fire as this script is, I LOVE you all in this video, hope you fine more read throughs of stuff like this! Nice work!

[@bgaming2297]

56:46 No, Ace from the Green Gang

[@ganondorfzant]

Scissor and Slither

[@thegarunixking1101]

Finger, don't linger

[@annabanana7659]

Uhhh Mollie, people did die in the Pokemon manga. In Pokemon XY, Lysandre died by falling to the ground and impaled by sharp rocks below. I think Malva died with him as well. That special was dark and I thoroughly enjoyed it

[@d.o.m.i.]

"comp-het is like the n-word for bi people" LMAO

[@watchforever1724]

This is my birthday 🎂 but this didn’t surprise me

[@shelbymckinney8888]

I exspect nothing, yet I'm still let down!

[@SpiritKitten]

You guys need to pay attention to what you read. Bubbles was “Freeing” the lizards, not Freezing!

[@maxillebastille9079]

I'm a fan of powerpuff girls and everything about this is wrong

[@ProxyDoug]

I don't have enough booze for this

[@n0dr0gs49]

2:07 if you're going to mention changing reh heads to black, how about the Shawshank Redemption where they changed the narrating character?

[@katiebutler9927]

Who’s here after the show got cancelled?

[@perrilewis180]

Okay but Black Jessie from pokemon would be good. Her hair is actually red violet which would nice with black skin. So did the original starfire but then they had to make her look like a complete mess. Also fusion isn't sex. It never had been sex because it wouldn't fly for a cartoon show! It's literally a relationship in a humanoid form.

[@latel4544]

Pokemon do kill people lol, in the pokedex several people get kidnapped, mimikyu kills anyone who looks at their true self, the litwick line literally feed on living souls and it mentions liking child souls as far back as gen 5. Mega salamence "the blood soaked crescent" and houdoom with permanent burns that cause perpetual pain. Bewear hugs people till they die, gengar and trevenent are dead people and phantump are dead kids. The weapon from x and y killed pokemon. In the pokemom generations animations by the official pkmn channel implies people die. And the gengar pokedex entry says if you get a sudden chill a gengar is near and "don't try running" - You can actually read pokedex entries & these are only the ones I remember. Sry I'm a poke nerd - Nice vid btw!

[@tiamystic]

2:04:46 Since the girls were created in the early 2000’s in this show let’s hope for the love of god that Bubbles was talking about that shitty 2016 reboot.

[@lucasoliver2571]

I want a timestamp of the best moments pls!!!

[@FNAPKayla32]

29:42 Compulsory heterosexuality is a thing, yeah somethings the word is used for biphobia purposes, but it's still a thing. Like for example : I'm gay, never had any kind of attraction to a man, but since I was raised with straight as the only option I thought that my feelings of friendship with guys were being in love and it's only when I had a serious crush on a girl that I realized the difference. Compulsory heterosexuality is a thing and it's not bi erasure.

[@BenDowdy]

Nuscience.

[@FNAPKayla32]

@@BenDowdy What do you mean?

[@d.o.m.i.]

I'm bi and I agree. unfortunately people misuse a lot of words online, like gaslighting for example

[@phoebeaurum7113]

I'm not sure about what you just said. You framed it like you were taught to be straight but to exist your ancestors had to have heterosexual relations for generations which would make it more instinctive than cultural. My understanding is that bi-sexuals inherit the preferences of both genders in their family's history. Surely your entire sexuality is compulsive.

[@FNAPKayla32]

@@phoebeaurum7113 I didn't quite get what you mean with the ancestors bit because you seem to mean that you need to be born from gay parents to be gay and bi parents to be bi - which makes no sense at all - and I also don't understand why you say that my sexuality is compulsory, but I'm going to elaborate on the taught to be straight thing. I never knew that being anything but straight was a thing, because straight was the only option that I was shown so I assumed it was the only one that exist. So when I had crushes on girls I thought I was only really close friends with them and that's why it made me feel all happy when we hanged out together and I got jealous when they decided to hang out with their boyfriends over me, and I also I assumed that when I liked to hang out with guys it meant that I was in love with them. It literally took me being horny for girls come out of the closet and realize that I wasn't as straight as I thought I was since I've never had the same feelings for men than I did for women.

[@jorgecameras1]

2021. "The Powerpuff Girls. anime Powerpuff Girls. Z" (2006-2007.) 2011-2012.

[@watchforever1724]

Funny enough this got cancelled