The Return to Wattpad... But I'm Also a British Gentleman from the 1800's

[@stargirlpng]

"i dont need context, i need JESUS!" - danny (and all of us), 2020

[@michelle-3918]

Period🤪

[@rgcmimagedigital4510]

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[@tinyshinythingss]

its true🥲

[@Theworldiscomplex]

Ain’t he Jewish

[@hiddengirl425]

Danny's youtube: why does everything have to be sexual Danny's tiktok: just nothing but sexual

[@rgcmimagedigital4510]

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[@elizabethmaria_9201]

It's funny bc it's true

[@yasminm9563]

And dObBy

[@despoinapolyxr8964]

Fr😂😂

[@seremartinez8428]

Yeah

[@hope_tudor]

Danny reading fanfics: “everyday we stray further and further from God”

[@dilucragnvindr1077]

no replies? okAY UHM HELLOO-

[@kimmyafterwood9220]

Amen

[@aesoarson6069]

We don't stray- we strut. 😌👏😂😂😂

[@obsessedwithpower9398]

Im too far i don't believe in god

[@fatherrui3243]

I’m an atheist so that’s lovely 😍‼️

[@stanislavastoichkovaSS97]

Alternative title: *Danny torturing himself for 15 min*

[@InDstructR]

And many of his viewers... actually I might be in the minority

[@rgcmimagedigital4510]

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[@tomurashigaraki1829]

Yep

[@InDstructR]

@@rgcmimagedigital4510 hi bot. nobody click the link itll only give away your IP or give the person more views or whatever.

[@thrsdyschld1042]

@@InDstructR oop

[@hope_tudor]

I thought Wattpad would’ve scared him away by now

[@lillybay2588]

he secretly enjoys it.

[@abucket3222]

@@lillybay2588 😂

[@Silkystarartt]

Clearly not

[@get__mim7544]

The disappointment in his eyes after finding out the velvet chair wasn’t dark blue with gold trim.

[@screechingmoths]

Write a fanfic abt that

[@zuzuwu.]

“Wattpad” and “Danny” are two things that don’t go together 😳😳 Well I mean… they’re not supposed to 😭😭

[@obsessedwithkpopandbts122]

Yea it's too much for for. Me. But I'm. Bord so whatever Tae Tae

[@rgcmimagedigital4510]

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[@jadeshek7052]

Hehe i see that taehyung pfp

[@faygressier1362]

tae pfp hhehee

[@Eternal-Theory]

We are rule breakers. Now they are meant to be together.

[@BirdsOverRivers]

Danny x Blue velvet chairs. That's a true fanfic.

[@maimai-sg2dg]

Can’t forget the gold trim

[@xuannnnzz]

SOMEONE MAKE AN FANFIC ABOUT THAT PLEASE

[@cixluwu]

@@xuannnnzz NO 😭

[@slug8525]

@@xuannnnzz im gonna do it eventually

[@jay.3031]

@@xuannnnzzIM STARTING A BOOK WITH DANNY ONESHOTS ILL ADD THIS CUZ WHY THE HELL NOT

[@marisol_jade3049]

not Danny getting excited over a dark blue velvet gold trimmed chair

[@nevaeh3887]

Facts 🤣🤣🤣

[@deborahsackey123]

His disappointment is the funniest thing ever.

[@shefali3105]

"The wonderful, hellish world that is the app Wattpad." That's the perfect summary of WP, ngl 💀

[@hellopumpkin86]

The most popular stories, anyway. XD

[@kyla4049]

THAT TOOK ME OUT BRUH!!

[@zayathelobsteruwu6421]

Wth is oikawa doing here?

[@michaeldontleavemehere8205]

I really want Danny to say "Young master, your dino nuggies are ready." In his accsent.

[@lenaxx1255]

It’s accent, just letting if u use the word again 😊

[@natasha7097]

Now all I can hear is Sebastian, from black Butler now ;^;

[@kiraasmos]

@@natasha7097 same

[@dobbyhasaglock3900]

Wattpad story: lips hovering at your entrance Danny: Knock Knock I'm coming in!

[@kammy6340]

The purple lighting makes his hair purple. OMG. Looks so cool.

[@rgcmimagedigital4510]

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[@fridadidah4468]

He should dye it that

[@AnnaSirmans]

Your pfp is so cool

[@kammy6340]

@@AnnaSirmans awwww thank you.

[@kaylahdavisofficial]

Danny reading wattpad fan fiction about him while he voices a British gentleman from the 1800s: *YES.*

[@rgcmimagedigital4510]

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[@stanislavastoichkovaSS97]

pov: you're entertained by this video but also extremely worried about Danny's sanity after reading yet another 🐝🌌🍭 _fanfiction_ 🌌🌈🐞

[@annmorgan676]

AKA: alternative title

[@aniyahall4938]

the emojis-🏃‍♂️💨

[@paolas.v.5581]

danny: “people say i’m scary i don’t understand” also danny: “pov you stole my goldfish from my lunch at school”

[@xieran1908]

Paola S.V. I remember that one Lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣

[@imalionimaqueen7234]

@@xieran1908 wait I thought this was a joke- 😂😭💀

[@Parker_Lot]

@@xieran1908 THATS AN ACTUAL TIKTOK FROM HIM? BYEE😭

[@dreamer_ducks554]

I'm trying to find it rn

[@Wrattum]

All the simps are gonna be writing “wholesome” fanfics to try and get his attention smh It’s me.... I’m Simps...

[@papp_06]

😂

[@brandicantwell5256]

Don’t forget the blue velvet arm chairs 😂

[@meredithdavis6663]

@@brandicantwell5256 cant forget the gold trim lmao

[@natasha7097]

@@brandicantwell5256 can't forget the fact that its gotta be smexy as hell

[@Jan-iu5oo]

“I DONT NEED CONTEXT I NEED JESUS” IM DYING PLS HELP I CANT BREATHE

[@klarizef8132]

Breathing has left the chat

[@despinadmr1271]

*i'm very uncomfortable with the energy that we created in the studio today*

[@harperjrue8694]

omg SAME>

[@hope_tudor]

Obviously when he gets to her entrance he turns into Dobby the house elf and dances around her plotting how he will tear down the government 🙄🤚

[@alexasmith80]

...... ahhaahag

[@nicolehunt3290]

Ok but like.. why can I see that 💀✋

[@foxproductions3881]

"I don't need context, I need Jesus" -Danny Phantom 2020

[@blythtism]

totally wasn’t on wattpad just now...

[@SoundSpAw]

Lmao same-

[@lynnjordan6160]

Same 😃😃

[@thecov3n]

Reading fics bout him 😶

[@trinitiig2128]

Lmao me either hahahaha

[@KHVRMA]

Felt that-

[@Victoria-kb4jk]

Danny's arnold schwarzenegger impression : "pUnIsHmEnT"

[@meredithdavis6663]

that part killed me lmaooooo

[@mimansa_]

Danny’s brother at the door listening to all this : 👁️ 👄 👁️

[@Haleyh629]

That “what? what.” when his bother came in, I felt in my soul.

[@stanislavastoichkovaSS97]

Alternative title: Danny regretting his life choices for 15 min

[@rgcmimagedigital4510]

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[@oliviaceleste8765]

Danny: * wants people to write wholesome fanfic* Me: IM ON IT SIR

[@natasha7097]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@zaramoch]

haha yes me to

[@shalikrox9720]

Link it plz?

[@gacha_xxtuber2218]

I would so write a fanfic about being platonic best friends with danny

[@naomi7786]

it is 2:30am and it’s the highlight of my past 24 hours

[@l_emondbishop]

Damn it's like 4:40a.m where I live

[@naomi7786]

@@l_emondbishop i set an alarm 😭😭😭

[@l_emondbishop]

@@naomi7786 💀💔

[@Kaylieisbetterfr]

.. Where do you live?!? For me it's 10:38pm!

[@l_emondbishop]

@@Kaylieisbetterfr I like live in South Africa

[@sophieroberts9120]

Nobody: Danny every 5 seconds: why do I do this 🤦🏼

[@neighborhoodloli2075]

happiness, jesus, and dignity has left the chat.

[@rgcmimagedigital4510]

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[@crybaby-zo9fw]

don’t forget consent

[@yaoilife13love32]

The second hand embarrassment I feel when I see these video is✨ immaculate✨

[@ishynej]

Okay Danny. I'll write you something. Since you asked nicely.

[@chii_teaa]

2 years ago Danny: THERE'S SO MUCH SMUT. PUT ME IN FLUFF. 1 year ago Danny: THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SMUT. WRITE MORE. USE ME. Somewhere down the line he saw the light LOL

[@cenkisabiwasabi1010]

“There’s always some type or pUNishMeNT 🥴”

[@ihavealife2683]

danny: I hate this you all need holy water danny 2 min later: oh I can relate to that

[@isabelletheangel]

i was literally picturing a big royal blue velvet chair with gold lining toooo😂

[@xtinydemon7631]

Danny: A sadist Me: A masochist H m m m

[@Suggiemomma8]

*Me not knowing the words*

[@natasha7097]

i DonT lIkE tHe enErgY wE hAvE cReAtEd iN tHe StUdiO tOdAy

[@meaturner6139]

I get so scared he's going to see mine when he does these 🧍🏽‍♀️

[@Gummi_worms2006]

What is it called- if you don’t mind me asking?? 👁👁😈🧍🏽‍♀️

[@jesuschrist8279]

I NEED to read it, may I ask for the title?

[@rgcmimagedigital4510]

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[@imalionimaqueen7234]

That's why you write it anonymously lol

[@gigajuless]

Danny: What about a platonic cute friendship? Hold my keyboard-

[@notan9475]

Danny I'll make the classic shy girl falls in love with the popular guy trope with a twist of the childhood bestfriend

[@lostkid4759]

Wattpad writers, write fanfic about him and his chairs

[@imalionimaqueen7234]

Yasssss

[@st_cosplay_9716]

Tbh Wattpad is a hot spot for fake depressed 12 year olds that only write smut. I should know. I was the fake depressed 12 year old.

[@ArthurArtistry]

I was eleven and got really smart at 12

[@milesisgae1951]

OH NO ME TOOOO

[@deannacarey5750]

💀

[@serenabottas]

Just to make sure, everyone here that were a faked depressed 12y old is know a real depressed and fucked up person or is just me?

[@clouds3002]

I’m 12 but I don’t write smut so can’t relate. I only write angst and fluff

[@xiyuanho4755]

no one: wattpad writers: writing more fanfiction but with dark blue velvet chairs

[@crybaby-zo9fw]

don’t forget the gold trim

[@ashercries]

“i don’t need context, i need jesus!” i feel that

[@DeeVDee]

When he said knock knock I’m coming in I laughed for like five minutes 😂😭

[@rackoonn]

His deep voice flew me off

[@imalionimaqueen7234]

I legit didn't know that he deepened his voice when I first found him so it suprised me too.

[@nattyism]

“knock knock I’m coming in” BAHAHA

[@cenkisabiwasabi1010]

I WORKING ON A WHOLESOME ONE RN

[@nattyism]

same!!!

[@TicTac-zu6bc]

have either of you finished 👀

[@omniakamil6293]

“All the ff about me are smut” I could see the pain in ur eyes😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@addikition7634]

YOOO why didn’t he- Nevermind, he yawned

[@katmorgan1508]

merch idea: "how have we strayed so far from god?" "don't use a tie when it's tied like a tie" "darling - british gentleman, 1800's" "i don't need context, i need jesus!" t-shirts, hoodies, bracelets, beanies...i'm just sayin

[@iluvnetopyrs4ever280]

and what about "any last words?" 😂

[@ishynej]

It didn't even notify yet. What am I doing here. Haha

[@katlynnrichardson5922]

I can't keep a straight face while watching I'm dieing of laughter

[@jjyt66]

Dying*

[@numblittlebug5764]

6:15 “here, have a cookie” you’re literally so cute, imagine having Danny reward you with a cookie 🥰🥰

[@maddy2035]

Danny's Faith in Humanity: *ight imma head out*

[@edwardoandeleletsgo8663]

6:57 DOnT eXpOsE hAlF yOuR aUdEiNcE-

[@signofthecrimes1534]

"good girls must wait patiently" I physically felt my pupils dilate

[@ilysoju]

Definitely not me pausing the second he said the title of the wattpad, then went straight to wattpad and searched for the fanfiction just to read it with him-

[@rgcmimagedigital4510]

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[@nainasingh5535]

wait what one is ittttttt

[@imalionimaqueen7234]

I couldn't find it😭

[@stanislavastoichkovaSS97]

*"happiness left a long time ago along with mY DIGNITY"* 😹😹😹😹

[@paolas.v.5581]

also i love how when he’s not reading the fanfic, he uses his normal voice🥺

[@agustd3635]

"Knock knock, I'm coming in"

[@saraelliott5289]

"watch me getting thirsty over chairs"

[@Thysandwitch]

First! Oh and I also realized that when Danny has his hair in a man bun he looks like this character from this k drama named First Romance

[@name9374]

queen

[@rgcmimagedigital4510]

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[@J2N0]

"I don't need CONTEXT, I need JESUS"

[@buzzkill_555]

Me watching with no headphones:👁👄👁

[@nat5874]

5:06 why is nobody talking about how danny just jacked the air 😭

[@jadebeling4598]

I dont understand how is he reading in that hot British accent the one minute and then making that cute voice the next. Like duality King 👏🏻❤

[@mymistake8214]

When will we get a trying makeup video, danny? Asking for a british friend from the 1800's

[@lizoeshub6490]

**now writing a fanfic about danny surprising his best friend with a puppy**

[@serosimp7758]

Whats it calld i wana read it

[@emmistahl133]

I don't think I can describe in words how much my heart melted when Danny said "Red is not bad....but blueee~"...it was so fricking cute! 🥺💕

[@alexisstroud5767]

“Entrance” SENT ME INTO ORBIT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@angelinathackray6881]

I love the fanboying over frickin arm chairs, me too dude. Blue velvet is 😙👌(chefs kiss)

[@honestlyidrk3225]

AYO SHOW US YOUR BROTHER

[@TREE_420]

“i dont need context i need jesus” 11:46

[@valiankaye4088]

Danny: being a wholesome bean. Wattpad: yeah no

[@nicolemazza9749]

9:08 "just smile and wave"

[@cenkisabiwasabi1010]

I WILL POST MY FIRST THREE SHORT STORIES TODAY BET

[@cenkisabiwasabi1010]

Btw, I posted the short stories the day after I posted this comment during Danny’s first stream. Idk if I wanna self promote here, so if u want to, I pasted the link a few times in his comment section during that live stream, so if you have twitch; follow @dannyphantomexe, obviously show him love if you haven’t already, and I guess look for it if u rlly wanna see what I wrote 😂❤️

[@rayne_stormzz]

Me thinking this is taking place at a school: *those quality chairs tho* Then they hit the bedroom and i was just like LMAO-

[@rgcmimagedigital4510]

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[@gitteroulund]

I wonder if mum is going to hear all the laughing, coming from my room at 2AM

[@rachelstanley9431]

"Knock knock I'm coming in" I laughed way harder than I should have.

[@ynln3767]

When he mentioned “daddy issues” I was like:....I have that! I HAVE THAT!!!! GO DANNY!!!... But then I realized that I said that out loud and my dad rushed to my room and heard EVERYTHING....

[@ilianalecerf8298]

“Knock knock, I’m coming in” Im dying😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaz5279]

Well.... Maybe I am gonna go make a non 18+ fanfiction for wattpad Maybe not I haven't ✨d e c i d e d✨ yet Also I dOnT nEeD cOnTeXt I nEeD jEsUs

[@ramendisposer1235]

"Knock knock I'm coming in" part made lough sooo hard like omgggg I'm dying

[@xainabsarfrax2279]

Danny: I'm like a baby 🥺 Also Danny: I don't like it when people mumble 😤

[@weirdogirl63]

I’ve written a non-smut fanfiction called internet boy, so far it has about 9 chapters and 1k reads :)

[@CosmicWin]

I literally love you so much and just finished a whole marathon of all of your videos

[@bts_infiresman7749]

“Or your arm chair looks so big” PFFT- I Imagine his brother walked in👁👄👁

[@EquinnNox]

5:22 "... dark red armchair" "FUCK THE RED... red is not bad. but blueeeee" You genuinely sounded like a baby there and it made my day thank you

[@mayami86]

Danny’s reactions to everything has me choking on my spit 😂😂

[@k.eru.4323]

I don't know how to explain....how much I'm obsessed with your ponytail

[@chenlesmoth7389]

Danny: I want non-smutty fanfic Me, a fluff writer: Yay! A job for me :D

[@haileefrench6767]

Ah yes, more wattpad content

[@alyssajackson7416]

i love Danny's normal voice it's so wholesome❤️✨

[@JaesPOV]

I’ll be tired for the both of us😤😭❤️

[@daechwita4878]

Imagine his family overhearing this while they ate dinner ! 😳 😂 Danny : bE a GoOd GiRl FoR mE ! His family : Jeez Danny! Not in front of my salad

[@Razzy-Berry2]

“Knock knock, I’m coming in” 😂

[@lifedurringhighschool]

Not Danny caring more about the color of the velvet chairs rather than the rest of the story😂😂

[@domi9730]

2:56 Danny... A double entendre is something that is said that could be normal, but also has a second hidden meaning... and the second meaning is usually if not always sexual...