,,The cold hand of Tolkien trying to cancel his prime subscription" 😂😂😂😂
@electroQted4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@aryankumararya55984 ай бұрын
Damn bruh.. 😭
@reggiekoestoer15114 ай бұрын
that one made me click like right away
@OUTL4WZ4 ай бұрын
Bro 😂
@TheHilltopPillbox3 ай бұрын
I tried to comment this as soon as I heard it, but your comment is at the top, where it belongs!
@georgehouliaras72394 ай бұрын
"I always intended to portray the pure evil corruption of life that are the Orcs as sympathetic, tragic and misunderstood fellows who just want to live in peace and quiet with their loving families." J.R.R. Tolkien, possibly while being high.
@reek40624 ай бұрын
The Orcs are one of the few things the show does good.
@Butmunch6664 ай бұрын
@@reek4062 What about them is good?
@reek40624 ай бұрын
@@Butmunch666 Though they are deeply twisted and violent, they are not inherently or irredeemably evil.
@TheGlobuleReturns4 ай бұрын
@@reek4062 shut up reek
@Butmunch6664 ай бұрын
@@reek4062 Yeah, you get why that portrayal is bad right? Because it shits on the source material. FFS.
@finncess41044 ай бұрын
This show made the grass touch itself
@alexneff4 ай бұрын
That's hot
@TheViralInfekT4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Mr_Nobody200244 ай бұрын
Send pics
@davidk62694 ай бұрын
So that's why my grass now wears glasses. ; )
@Levi-rr4xc4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@jackburton14554 ай бұрын
The Rings of Power made me truly appreciate the great outdoors.
@machinedieselx47674 ай бұрын
God bless you for your thumbnail. Its almost as beautiful as mine. ♥
@Christrulesall24 ай бұрын
I also now love the streets of chicago.
@johnwolf28294 ай бұрын
@@Christrulesall2 The wRongs of Power truly is the kind of fantasy that makes reality seem far less painful
@decentralizeddemocracy83354 ай бұрын
The Rings of Power Plus Privilege
@johnwolf28294 ай бұрын
@@decentralizeddemocracy8335 A Dis-me production. Brought to you by people who hate you.
@argelmangune65294 ай бұрын
That galadriel actress has some of the most finest acting face ever. All emotions combined into one unexpressive facial expression. How did she do that?!
@TheVisitors444 ай бұрын
Ask Amandla, actress from The Acolyte.
@ringrippa4 ай бұрын
She has talent that we will all come to appreciate in a few decades
@Quazi-Moto4 ай бұрын
She went to the same acting class as Amanless Steinberger.
@lyft42384 ай бұрын
That's what Resting Woke Face Syndrome does to you
@info14184 ай бұрын
You're selling her short. Her nostrils have done some of finest acting known to man.. I mean woman... sorry I mean womxn. They/them?
@Ken-yn8ps4 ай бұрын
This series is so amazing, it watches itself........
@reek40624 ай бұрын
It's better than the Jackson films, but that bar is quite low.
@trevorotieno27314 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ageldenb4 ай бұрын
Cracked me up!!!
@moonglum1014 ай бұрын
Oh good, I don't need to then.
@OG_Drummer994 ай бұрын
Haha at least someone saw it.
@asky-ne7yz4 ай бұрын
My favourite part of the show was when Sauron said "I am the lord of the rings" Truly one of the moments ever
@Dr._Atom4 ай бұрын
My favourite is the fact that this is not even a joke, he actually said that in the show 😂
@s_shaleh4 ай бұрын
Actually he was calling Celebrimbor "The Lord of the rings" in that scene, but we all know he's actually referring to himself.
@frodoboots4 ай бұрын
Lord of the rings is ,Eru ( God) he is the only one that can bend the will of the ring,,but he called him LOTR,and sauron took it like he was being called God,which is his Goal.
@charlyrob73344 ай бұрын
@@frodoboots Are you trying to make sense of this bullshit?
@frodoboots4 ай бұрын
@@charlyrob7334 yes, i am trying to like this bad writing,/ show but what i said is true i think. .
@neinnonon96724 ай бұрын
The breathy R rolling dialogue is nails on a chalkboard holy crap
@toodlepop4 ай бұрын
this alone would have been enough reason for me to not continue the show.
@jamesmacleod6714 ай бұрын
I totally agRRRee, I can't take it no moRRRe. 🙉 But seriously who the hell told her to ridiculously pronounce words this way.
@tjallingdalheuvel1264 ай бұрын
Extra strange it not being consistent. What kind of accent so thick and gone withing the same sentence even?
@Speshulsawce4 ай бұрын
Elrrrrrrond, I protest
@tomee7714 ай бұрын
It is parody level “r” rolling
@shazmodeus27954 ай бұрын
"Inceldur! Your hard-drive, cast it into the fire! You must!" "No."
@joeway86654 ай бұрын
😂
@jeffsmith54364 ай бұрын
It has my paywall restricted Orc OnlyFans vids on it!
@lee-daniels4 ай бұрын
haha
@andysol20024 ай бұрын
🤣😂
@thedevilneveraskstwice70273 ай бұрын
bro I expect you gonna pay for they keyboard I destroyed with spitted out coffee while reading this
@roosterfu2314 ай бұрын
Galadriel is sooo badass, she has no weakness, is amazing at everything. Once she flares her nostrils at you you are already dead.
@davorfistrovic73633 ай бұрын
only good thing what i can say about rop is; i wanna do it like on discovery channel with this actress who is MOCKERY of Galadriel
@phann8603 ай бұрын
Of laughing.
@bahrumix4 ай бұрын
Orcs have done more in defeating Sauron than elves in this series 😂
@raunakbanerjee15584 ай бұрын
They are the true heroes besmirched by Elven Propaganda!
@SmoKKz0r4 ай бұрын
Thats halerious😂😂
@hans4714 ай бұрын
To orotect their families from unjust war 😢😂
@daisydaisy68864 ай бұрын
Çünki onlar dost. Sauron ölmek üzere olan elflere mitrilden yüzük yapmayı öğreterek onların hayatını kurtardı😂
@bdleo3004 ай бұрын
@@raunakbanerjee1558 Well, they are good guys in this show, certainly better than Guyadriel.
@marklondon20084 ай бұрын
I guarantee there are more people watching these ROP review videos than the actual programme.
@tapiolautavaara95324 ай бұрын
Millions more, as these are insightful, made with skill, highly entertaining and fun to watch. Unlike the show.
@stevolopez4 ай бұрын
They can just get the WNBA to play the orcs!
@davidstone-haigh48804 ай бұрын
Yep. I'm one for sure. I hadn't seen the black and Asian elves for eg. Insulting actors of colour everywhere in a blink of an eye. That's just the tip of the iceberg on this horror show of tripe.
@noneya3134 ай бұрын
@@tapiolautavaara9532 lol. no it's not.
@SirenaWomanWarrior3 ай бұрын
🙋
@lordmaur1804 ай бұрын
This show is SAVING LIFES!... saving lifes by making people go outside and doing healthier activites by turning off their TVs
@haamulubechooka69084 ай бұрын
You have cracked my ribs
@BRiiXEY3 ай бұрын
didn't save your spelling though
@lordmaur1803 ай бұрын
@@BRiiXEY im not from a english speaking country, so dont care about english spelling
@seniorelzappo99194 ай бұрын
This show has spawned an industry with the GDP of a small country , its glorious .
@dquarks4 ай бұрын
They roll the R's like they are auditioning for a Spanish soap opera. 😅
@virtuaguyverify4 ай бұрын
"I don't know why you roll your R's... but that's something I can never do" -Terminator
@avarion95384 ай бұрын
or like a farmer in bavaria 😡
@joerees3374 ай бұрын
Like Shawn in psych
@nathancoppini69284 ай бұрын
Thankyou I thought I was imagining this
@blw40894 ай бұрын
Spanish soap operas have better acting though.
@soothingmoments21394 ай бұрын
I am Asian.. For me to see an Asian elf is just absolute bonkers.and a short one on top of that.... Elves are fair and tall and they are of European features based on the stories of where they are from..
@TheGoldenDragon_4 ай бұрын
Exactly. The Lord of the Rings was supposed to be a love letter by Tolkien of the European culture. I'm hispanic and I don't want to see elves that look like me. I expect them to look European and want them to stay that way.
@tapiolautavaara95324 ай бұрын
That monkey-dude next to her is canonically even more ridiculous, but at least those silly ears kind of fit him.
@cosmicmuffin3224 ай бұрын
If Tolkien's lore was a beloved treasure of, say, Mexican or Indian culture, and the characters were replaced with people of other ethnicities, people would call it r---ism. But when the English culture is being appropriated, it's progress and equality. The double standard has to stop.
@TheGoldenDragon_4 ай бұрын
@@cosmicmuffin322 I agree. Problem is, this is larger than us. It's an agenda and the agenda is to replace the dominant culture of the west which is european. That's why racism towards whites is not only endorsed by the establishment but also encouraged. It's really that simple. Now, the next questions anyone has next should be: who would do this? And Who would want this? All I can say about it all is, if anyone wants to knpw the truth but is easily offended, then don't bother looking.
@nitrokid4 ай бұрын
In the Norse mythology (which Tolkien took many inspirations from), the elves or alfir are considered the ancestor of Midgardians.
@J314 ай бұрын
When Tommy B said "You're a wizard, Notgandalf", I clapped. I clapped because it felt like equity
@MintyFr6184 ай бұрын
“You’re a Gandalf, wizard” was my favorite line in the whole show
@HannahKayW4 ай бұрын
And a thumpin’ good’un I’d say, once yeh’ve been trained up a bit.
@nitrokid4 ай бұрын
Tommy B 😂
@Edi-edi-Ooo4 ай бұрын
As a professor of Anglo-Saxon history and language Tolkien would surely approve of this masterpiece
@Dr._Atom4 ай бұрын
The video, not the series 😂
@lawjef4 ай бұрын
TROP demonstrates that there are people of all colours creeds and genders who cannot act to save themselves
@jeffsmith54364 ай бұрын
DEI lack of talent programs are real
@Arominit4 ай бұрын
The Woke Critic is Mount Doom for woke shows, this was brutal 😂
@robosing2254 ай бұрын
And very much needed. Holy cow I can barely tolerate the show's scenes even while TWC dices up the entire plot like a salad.
@robertofernandez77734 ай бұрын
I had to watch it twice. He was so good. Lol
@joshuarock46314 ай бұрын
woke should apply to reacher show too , theres no way one man can do all that , bad writing is bad tired of the term be used to divide when the root issue is just narcissistic toxic behavior the color of the mask doesn't matter
@yurikendal48684 ай бұрын
"woke" implies some effort. This has ZERO effort
@emillyyelen51694 ай бұрын
@@joshuarock4631 Tolkien>Ludlum>Lee Child...so theres that
@Kendro3114 ай бұрын
Her face and lips move so little, im convinced she's practicing ventriloquism.
@toodlescae4 ай бұрын
I think her botox is too tight. 😂
@alesksander4 ай бұрын
@@toodlescae Nah she just bad actress.
@madjackgamingandfitness4984 ай бұрын
Anticipation weighs heavily on the actress. Of when to roll the next R in a sentence.
@avarion95384 ай бұрын
imo she looks like an angry, drunk wine lady, that remembers her ex, who has a better life without her 🥰
@Slitheringpeanut4 ай бұрын
Nah, she's the dummy.
@unitron20054 ай бұрын
Fans: Don't you think it is disrespectful for you to defile Tolkien's work this way? Amazon: DEAD MEN ARE NO THREAT!
@evansabahnur33834 ай бұрын
Certain Adolfo: Let me introduce myself
@Twitch_Moderator4 ай бұрын
Maybe if he was still alive, he would be the producer and make sure the writing stays tighter to the books. I guess he shouldn't have let himself pass away. 😑
@AldrickExGladius4 ай бұрын
So many planks of wood I thought I was watching a fence
@Zzzlol944 ай бұрын
Inceldur made me start coughing for a minute
@FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson4 ай бұрын
Tom Bombadil is basically Hagrid. "You're a wizard Gandlef!"
@Twitch_Moderator4 ай бұрын
I love Gandlef. He is my favorite sorcezard. 😑
@bdleo3004 ай бұрын
Tom and Gandalf gonna bang.
@shazmodeus27954 ай бұрын
Elrond: "we must get there with great haste, there is no time to waste!" *proceeds to walk on foot despite having access to some of the best horses in the land*
@hkd82274 ай бұрын
To be fair the fellowship didn't use horses to travel either because 1) the terrain was too dangerous and difficult for horses. 2) it was faster to travel on foot 3) riding on horses meant they would more easily be spotted by the enemy and they were traveling in secret.
@IbnHunter4 ай бұрын
This show had lots of Monty Python potential as a successor, too bad they are taking themselves seriously.
@slimbombur79224 ай бұрын
Black Legolas has stepped up a bit since S1. All it took was to remove his female companion who told him what to do and say. Unfortunately Isildur was not so lucky.
@MrGamman3yt4 ай бұрын
It's Incel-dur
@sheilaburrowes90814 ай бұрын
Isildur is fair, as Tolkien would've said, so he'll never get a bump, even though he's the greatest hero of Middle Earth for most of its existence.
@bdleo3004 ай бұрын
@@sheilaburrowes9081 the greatest hero reduced to a comic relief in this s----it show
@OllieTheFirst4 ай бұрын
I cannot stand how they roll their R's every opportunity
@virtuaguyverify4 ай бұрын
Elrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrond 😅
@OllieTheFirst4 ай бұрын
@@virtuaguyverify nauseating
@pazz12394 ай бұрын
@@virtuaguyverify Saurrhron
@Blakmagic884 ай бұрын
Celebrrrrimborrrrrr!😭
@timesupea4 ай бұрын
It's only annoying because they think it's going to save them otherwise it's probably the only thing accurate about the show
@Sickerror4 ай бұрын
wowwwww!!! This show was the best ever !!!! I leave 100 on Rotten tomatoes, and totally not received $$$$ from Bezos for it!!! Don't miss this show!!!
@kendog49714 ай бұрын
Watching the Rings is like carving my eyes out with a sporke
@carolyns994 ай бұрын
I think you mean a sporrrrrrrrrrrk.
@jeffsmith54364 ай бұрын
But WAY longer
@bdleo3004 ай бұрын
It's like listening that faaat she-dwarf singing
@_Libosido4 ай бұрын
Every fight Galadriel against orcs, looks like when you in a game, you will come into the starting zone, with your max-level character. 🤣
@bdleo3004 ай бұрын
Even so her combat choreography is cringe, just as her acting skills in general....
@malcolmharris39164 ай бұрын
Goodness, it`s gonna be a tough decision for the judges at the next Emmys between this and The Acolyte as to who wins the award for best Ensemble Acting. Thank God I am not a judge.
@DemolitionManDemolishes4 ай бұрын
Inceldur... lol
@machinedieselx47674 ай бұрын
🤣
@ivanalmendras69744 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
@FunkyBandana4 ай бұрын
Second season resumed in one word
@MelbourneArchviz4 ай бұрын
well, they couldn't pass the opportunity to put the man down a peg.
@evansabahnur33834 ай бұрын
The man who almost scored
@Gamerwrldtv4 ай бұрын
My wife is asian- and when she saw the asian elf, she fell off the couch laughing
@yanksfan68334 ай бұрын
Does she have any sisters?
@scottmalkinson69834 ай бұрын
@@yanksfan6833I'm Asian. And i have many girl cousins. Want one?
@GreyDeathVaccine4 ай бұрын
@@yanksfan6833 Damn, you were quick.
@yanksfan68334 ай бұрын
@@scottmalkinson6983 yes. They aren’t diabetic too are they?
@scottmalkinson69834 ай бұрын
@@yanksfan6833 One of them is. But she's mine.
@math9254 ай бұрын
"There's no team in I" got a belly laugh out of me. Your writing is as crisp as ever.
@clearblue81494 ай бұрын
This show is so wonderfully absolutely amazing, with crisp dialogue and a coherent story that ties seamlessly in to Tolkien’s lore it’s almost indistinguishable from each other. That a new religion has spawned from it.
@clearblue81494 ай бұрын
It’s sarcasm, in case you can’t see the vernacular.
@ollie10704 ай бұрын
There are more rolling R's in this show than when Edmond Hillary dropped a can of alphabetti spaghetti down the mountain side!
@JB-nj5hn4 ай бұрын
Nay, that’s Sirrrrr…Edmund Hilary, laddie!
@LyTashaRachelle4 ай бұрын
I live for these videos. Absolutely spell binding.
@likeAG6likeAG64 ай бұрын
L Rond put on his place again by our strong girl
@machinedieselx47674 ай бұрын
Jokes on us. He probably likes it.
@FunkyBandana4 ай бұрын
Strong girl can't be tamed
@madjackgamingandfitness4984 ай бұрын
You mean ElRrrrRond
@jeffsmith54364 ай бұрын
L Rond Hubbard?
@mdiggler4 ай бұрын
Amazon handled this source material like a tribe of chimpanzees with a steinway.
@tapiolautavaara95324 ай бұрын
Chimp-Kween Midget Clarke has throughoutly studiet the rachet hood rats "you can't handle me"-tiktok-lore.
@johand50224 ай бұрын
Would go so far as to call it the best of Star Wars even.
@jeffsmith54364 ай бұрын
Indeed! I thought the Sackoshyte was canceled…but when does Anakin Harfoot blow up the Battlestar Galactica?
@MyFokMan4 ай бұрын
These rhymes are making me tear up from laughing so hard, what a fantastic video you've made 🤣
@johns16254 ай бұрын
Every time Elrond says literally anything, Galadriel always 1 ups him or corrects him lmao. He points out Adar doesn't seem to be in league with Sauron, so perhaps they are fighting each other, and she comes back with "We are ALL at war" 😂 Shut up El Wrong! Such a dork!
@penbunk4 ай бұрын
we all already know how J R R Tolkien actually wanted to name his master piece as "The Lady of the Rings" to honor all the powerfull and diverse female protagonists of his work, but the solid morality of his age didnt made it possible; gladly, thanks to the skillful writers and contributions from the Tolkien NGO known as Amazon, Tolkien dream can finally came true in its whole glory, such a wonderful time to be alive!
@flacodeltoro66754 ай бұрын
@@penbunk 😂😂
@pigeonpoo18234 ай бұрын
Amen
@FunkyBandana4 ай бұрын
Agree
@justforever964 ай бұрын
It's ironic because Tolkien did include strong and powerful females in his work, leaders, women who were even feared by the powerful men ruling the kingdoms. The real Galadriel was spoken of in hushed tones. Not because they feared her kicking in their door and cutting their heads off, but because she held power and magic they didn't understand. A woman shockingly went into battle and killed the Wraith King, but that wasn't good enough for Amazon writers. No, we need to pretend it was totally normal for females to be warriors and there was nothing at all surprising about her dressing up in a man's armor and going to war.
@bdleo3004 ай бұрын
@@justforever96 That's because these Woke cultists (not just in ROP but in Hollywood today, in all western media) cannot make a strong female character without portraying her more manly than men. That's the only 'strength' they understand: literally make her an invincible brute who wave a big, big sword and kicks men ars....es. Galadriel in the books and Jackson's movies was portrayed very differently, majestic, feminine, her true might was only hinted, yet her actually looked vastly more powerful than this Mary Sue caricature. Galadriel there felt like a divine being unlike this caricature from the Rings of Parody with her cringe combat choreography that cannot impress three years old kid. But again, these corpo-globalist muppets can't understand that 'strong' means much more than brute physical force. They are only interested in humiliating men, not because they love women, but because they hate men. They hate everything created by men, including Tolkien. So they need to destroy it and remake in their own sick image.
@iknowbutdoyou4 ай бұрын
Tom Bombadil is a member berry for Hagrid from Harry Potter. Exact same character.
@Ingolenuru4 ай бұрын
As written here. Did J.K. Rowlings copy Tom Bombadil for her Hagrid character?
@Silva01014 ай бұрын
Amazon "I am altering the deal, pray i dont alter it further"
@peteinthedesert70824 ай бұрын
A 5’3 power goddess, strongest of all living things, best looking, smartest and wisest of em all, best swordsman,…. errr, swordsperson, best detective (although that wig confused her for a while). The Rings of Power Season 2, the best shyte Amazon prime has produced since…. umm, … since the beginning of summer! 😂
@Dauntless14 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻🍻🍻🍻 Have a drink every time Sauron's name is mentioned by Left-tenant GladYourWell.
@kalithrall4 ай бұрын
That's Saurrrron to you.
@Dauntless14 ай бұрын
@@kalithrall 🤣🍻 ... More like Sourrrrr-on. 🤪🤣🤣🍻
@pazz12394 ай бұрын
@@kalithrallSahrrron
@jeffsmith54364 ай бұрын
I did. Now I have a bad stomachache and an empty can of Draino…oh well, at least I won’t have to watch episode 4…
@lawrencefrost90634 ай бұрын
@@pazz1239 Shaaaaaaaaaarroooooooooooooooon! - Ozy
@Liftinglinguist4 ай бұрын
Can't wait to see Orc families presenting their woes on Dr.Phil. "My son just sits on the Palantir all day, he hasn't pillaged once in three months."
@machinedieselx47674 ай бұрын
"Im pretty epic, ngl. I killed an ice troll in under 3 seconds with a flip and everything. For reals, no cap." Amazons Galadriel on being a pouty and rude Girl Boss.
@theheebs1004 ай бұрын
Ok, but hear me out. I would kind of appreciate if just one character in the show randomly talked like some gen-z insert to highlight how pompous and and forced the dialogue in the show is.
@jackburton14554 ай бұрын
@@theheebs100 yeah, they shouldn't be so Beta about it in their goon cave and just rizz us....no cap
@theheebs1004 ай бұрын
@@jackburton1455 all fax no printer, fam.
@jackburton14554 ай бұрын
@@theheebs100 TBF, I'm 41. I haven't a clue what any of it means.
@theheebs1004 ай бұрын
@@jackburton1455 how do you do, fellow kid. I'm 38. haha
@crazyralph63864 ай бұрын
Those check box Elves were so cringe.
@xraypunch59594 ай бұрын
This channel REALLY needs more subs.
@siok43754 ай бұрын
This show is so good I gouged out my eyes. Thanks Amazon 👍
@dave55ides4 ай бұрын
Tough gig for Elrond, not only is Guyladriel his former co worker, she is also, as Arwen’s grandmother, his mother-in-law! Hence the looks!!
@flacodeltoro66754 ай бұрын
@@dave55ides 😂😂😂
@vegacula4 ай бұрын
I've given this a fair bit of thought as well 😂
@bigheadrhino3 ай бұрын
Wait, what? The fact that they have a thing and then he marries her daughter is super creepy
@MrLorbu4 ай бұрын
"Inceldur" alone is worth a comment^^
@Zoddlander4 ай бұрын
"Thank you for making Middle earth look just like our earth!". nailed it! good vid!
@michaelreich48274 ай бұрын
Another show intentionally committing Mary Sue-icide
@rra0220014 ай бұрын
Yeah..don't get Doomcock started😆
@acdy11074 ай бұрын
Thank you Jeff Bezos for making Tolkien's middle-earth look just like our earth. 😂😂😂
@buscandolaverdad1014 ай бұрын
I have watched this video more than 4 times already. I prefer to watch this than rings of power
@Papamarmottin4 ай бұрын
I was struck with awe - or perhaps was it sheer weariness - at the sight of your labor. Pray, how didst thou endure the long, dreary hours to perfect such profoundly captivating moments lost in the distant fog of insignificance? Surely, the task was more perilous than a journey to Mordor itself!
@Simple_Jackass4 ай бұрын
Ha! :)
@thatdude75134 ай бұрын
That opening stanza had my ribs hurting. Subscribed.
@kzbb99774 ай бұрын
Amazon didn't even care about this being good, its just a $1billion AD farming for new Prime subscribers :'(
@yash0194 ай бұрын
Yo why the fuck do they all roll their R's in that stupid way?
@reqontra4 ай бұрын
Because it's the way it is pronounced in most of Europe, including many parts of UK.
@yash0194 ай бұрын
@@reqontra nah I mean for the elvish words
@madjackgamingandfitness4984 ай бұрын
They do it at random. I can’t even call that an accent.
@FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson4 ай бұрын
CalaAABRIMBooooOOOORRRR
@dunzhen4 ай бұрын
why's it just seem pretentious when this show does it?
@DavidAnderson-m5c4 ай бұрын
I think this video may have inspired the best collection of internet comments ever. The sarcasm is so hilariously biting you'd think everybody watching this video was British.
@kungfupanda39734 ай бұрын
“The lady of the woods hits the only lady around…like Tiger Woods?!”…really dawg? 😂🤣😂…C’mon man! You wrong for that! 😂
@lightmind57194 ай бұрын
'Galadriel, synonym for beautyfell' What?!!! 😂😂
@tisucitisin14 ай бұрын
Inceldur made me chuckle, good one!
@mack71704 ай бұрын
I just found your channel. The sarcasm is palpable and im here for it.
@thorstensteffen84224 ай бұрын
Yes yes cringe of Power is awesome ❤
@marcushillerstrom254 ай бұрын
I loved the moment when Galadriel came upon 100 orcs and said “They have me completely suRRounded, those pooR bastaRds”
@tapiolautavaara95324 ай бұрын
You might have missed about a hundrred rrrrs therrrrrrrre.
Ring of Power, personally keeping Nerdrotic, Critical Drinker and Clownfish TV employed for years to come!
@grimgent4 ай бұрын
You are so generous, smart and strong in many ways, I suspect you may be a woman of colour.
@FunkyBandana4 ай бұрын
and lesbian
@Peremptor4 ай бұрын
@FunkyBandana and most likely a PhD in a few social sciences.
@FunkyBandana4 ай бұрын
@@Peremptor haha and expert in break dancing!
@fritolaid68054 ай бұрын
Trans womxn
@Peremptor4 ай бұрын
@@FunkyBandana Hopefully they make it into one of those unending soap operas... these powerful WOCs have so much to teach us.
@FunkyBandana4 ай бұрын
Inceldur... damn that's savage hahaha
@justjordan80184 ай бұрын
Oh finally I can enjoy a positive review of my favorite show. I love this show so much as a true fan boy I need to wait for all the episodes to air so I can bench watch them with no interruption. Please no Spoilers.
@iddles2o4 ай бұрын
‘More Boss than Hugo Boss’ that line will go down in History!
@lukegalea33534 ай бұрын
Bro , you just earned a subscription.. excellent narration!
@deesee60094 ай бұрын
I was utterly stunned and braved by galadree-el
@zeroark69154 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie,the characters got such a glow up.That they might as well be on Rupaul's drag race.🙈
@TheNuclearGeek4 ай бұрын
Even as sarcasm it's too bad to even laugh at. Apathy really is much worse than hate.
@crazyhorse25424 ай бұрын
I didn't believe that Tolkien could be bettered, how wrong was I. Well played Amazon 👍
@reek40624 ай бұрын
Walsh and Boyens: ''Tolkien is an amateur writer.''
@flacodeltoro66754 ай бұрын
@@reek4062 WHO?!! 😂😂😂
@ivanalmendras69744 ай бұрын
Amén
@buryitdeep4 ай бұрын
hahaha
@zrocks20014 ай бұрын
""the first the last the every Skywalker"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yetlou4 ай бұрын
you are the funniest! 😂😅😊 you just lighten my day. this ia good sarcasm
@MooneShadow4 ай бұрын
THE ELVENGERS! lmao I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS.
@darkspectro29484 ай бұрын
The star wars reference was perfect hahaha
@beatjunkybg4 ай бұрын
This show reminds me more and more of The Witcher, let's hope it follows the same fate
@bdleo3004 ай бұрын
It reminds me of the Witcher since the episode one, although Witcher was actually better - at least Henry Cavill was a better actor than these muppets.
@beatjunkybg4 ай бұрын
@@bdleo300 Oh for sure, Henry is a delight
@mortitiaadams55454 ай бұрын
Galadriel was called a Karen Sue by a youtuber... 🤣🤣🤣
@user-zq6sz2cr6g4 ай бұрын
10:48 Only speechless for a moment. As soon as he recovered, I'm sure he would have found many, many terms to use. A whole dictionary, in fact. 😂
@onehitkill88954 ай бұрын
I remember years ago being excited to hear about Lord of the Rings, Shannara, Wheel of Time, Willow, and Witcher shows being made. I was so excited! Now I'm just disappointed, and have little hope for any good fantasy shows being made by Hollywood.
@Flaschenteufel4 ай бұрын
Witcher...i was so hyped and then it was just a worse Xena. With a marvellous Cavill but it would have been better if they just had him act his lines on a stage.
@onehitkill88954 ай бұрын
@@Flaschenteufel Yeah, Cavill was just about the only good thing about The Witcher show.
@atlanteean4 ай бұрын
Shannara was way more enjoyable than this piece of crap
@onehitkill88954 ай бұрын
@@atlanteean Agreed. I enjoyed the first season, but I didn't much care for the second season.
@majorpwner2414 ай бұрын
1:18 lmfao... Such a petty and yet valid criticism of the direction. I love it. Subscribed.
@RainBird88x4 ай бұрын
Move over Acolyte, the REAL show of the year is here!
@ChaosBasedForm4 ай бұрын
This is in fact really sad, such an amazing story to elaborate on, millions of dollars to invest into an amazing experience, and this is what we get? how can the directors think that this was a "good show"? It's unbelievable how so many people can be disconnected from reality and make so many bad decisions without realizing that this is horrible
@TheSuperappelflap4 ай бұрын
Oh man Ive been waiting for this one
@emreeren134 ай бұрын
How is it possible that these writers don't know that female orcs and baby orcs don't exist in Tolkiens work? I'm puking.
@RoganGunn4 ай бұрын
Well, ackshually... 🤓 Tolkien did say that orcs reproduced "in the manner of the Children of Illuvatar" i.e. they reproduced by mating and having kids like men and elves, so there must have been orc women who had babies, but he never specified they had traditional family units. Perhaps they were bred captive in litters or whatnot, and raised en masse. Not that I'm defending this trash adaptation - it's F-tier garbage and I bet they didn't know the above quote. They clearly just wanted to humanise the orcs, because normalising evil is what they're all about.
@darkomen10784 ай бұрын
In The Silmarillion it is written “Orcs multiply in the manner of the Children of Ilúvatar.” and that is the elves and men. So, yes orcs have sex and orc babies does exist even though he never mentions babies. And in both The Hobbit and LOTR, Tolkien writes of the orc Bolg and his father Azog. And if it is a father there probably is a mother.
@davidfbenko4 ай бұрын
@@darkomen1078oh my god!
@TransRoofKorean4 ай бұрын
perhaps you should read Tolkien's work instead of describing what you haven't read ofc they exist, just like female and baby dwarves exist, they're just never really described or shown and "peaceful, loving" orc families is obviously absurd, it's true
@emreeren134 ай бұрын
@@darkomen1078 You have no clue, do you? Tolkien never decided on that matter. What gives you the right to decide there where female orcs and babies if the creator himself couldn't? Bolg having a father doesn't mean there are female orcs, nor babies. Tolkien said orcs are corrupted elves. Then he had troubles solving the lifespan problem bcs he didn't want forever living orcs. Then he wrote about corrupted men, but had troubles solving the first age problem. Then he tried with fallen Maiar, but wasn't satisfied either (obviously). And then he died without ever answering this question. So well... Let's put this unsolved problem in a show, shall we Amazon? Why are you spreading nonsense alongside this horrible company?