The Rings of Power is television's finest hour

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The Woke Critic

The Woke Critic

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@gerylagrande
@gerylagrande 4 ай бұрын
,,The cold hand of Tolkien trying to cancel his prime subscription" 😂😂😂😂
@electroQted
@electroQted 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@aryankumararya5598
@aryankumararya5598 4 ай бұрын
Damn bruh.. 😭
@reggiekoestoer1511
@reggiekoestoer1511 4 ай бұрын
that one made me click like right away
@OUTL4WZ
@OUTL4WZ 4 ай бұрын
Bro 😂
@TheHilltopPillbox
@TheHilltopPillbox 3 ай бұрын
I tried to comment this as soon as I heard it, but your comment is at the top, where it belongs!
@georgehouliaras7239
@georgehouliaras7239 4 ай бұрын
"I always intended to portray the pure evil corruption of life that are the Orcs as sympathetic, tragic and misunderstood fellows who just want to live in peace and quiet with their loving families." J.R.R. Tolkien, possibly while being high.
@reek4062
@reek4062 4 ай бұрын
The Orcs are one of the few things the show does good.
@Butmunch666
@Butmunch666 4 ай бұрын
@@reek4062 What about them is good?
@reek4062
@reek4062 4 ай бұрын
@@Butmunch666 Though they are deeply twisted and violent, they are not inherently or irredeemably evil.
@TheGlobuleReturns
@TheGlobuleReturns 4 ай бұрын
@@reek4062 shut up reek
@Butmunch666
@Butmunch666 4 ай бұрын
@@reek4062 Yeah, you get why that portrayal is bad right? Because it shits on the source material. FFS.
@finncess4104
@finncess4104 4 ай бұрын
This show made the grass touch itself
@alexneff
@alexneff 4 ай бұрын
That's hot
@TheViralInfekT
@TheViralInfekT 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Mr_Nobody20024
@Mr_Nobody20024 4 ай бұрын
Send pics
@davidk6269
@davidk6269 4 ай бұрын
So that's why my grass now wears glasses. ; )
@Levi-rr4xc
@Levi-rr4xc 4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@jackburton1455
@jackburton1455 4 ай бұрын
The Rings of Power made me truly appreciate the great outdoors.
@machinedieselx4767
@machinedieselx4767 4 ай бұрын
God bless you for your thumbnail. Its almost as beautiful as mine. ♥
@Christrulesall2
@Christrulesall2 4 ай бұрын
I also now love the streets of chicago.
@johnwolf2829
@johnwolf2829 4 ай бұрын
@@Christrulesall2 The wRongs of Power truly is the kind of fantasy that makes reality seem far less painful
@decentralizeddemocracy8335
@decentralizeddemocracy8335 4 ай бұрын
The Rings of Power Plus Privilege
@johnwolf2829
@johnwolf2829 4 ай бұрын
@@decentralizeddemocracy8335 A Dis-me production. Brought to you by people who hate you.
@argelmangune6529
@argelmangune6529 4 ай бұрын
That galadriel actress has some of the most finest acting face ever. All emotions combined into one unexpressive facial expression. How did she do that?!
@TheVisitors44
@TheVisitors44 4 ай бұрын
Ask Amandla, actress from The Acolyte.
@ringrippa
@ringrippa 4 ай бұрын
She has talent that we will all come to appreciate in a few decades
@Quazi-Moto
@Quazi-Moto 4 ай бұрын
She went to the same acting class as Amanless Steinberger.
@lyft4238
@lyft4238 4 ай бұрын
That's what Resting Woke Face Syndrome does to you
@info1418
@info1418 4 ай бұрын
You're selling her short. Her nostrils have done some of finest acting known to man.. I mean woman... sorry I mean womxn. They/them?
@Ken-yn8ps
@Ken-yn8ps 4 ай бұрын
This series is so amazing, it watches itself........
@reek4062
@reek4062 4 ай бұрын
It's better than the Jackson films, but that bar is quite low.
@trevorotieno2731
@trevorotieno2731 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ageldenb
@ageldenb 4 ай бұрын
Cracked me up!!!
@moonglum101
@moonglum101 4 ай бұрын
Oh good, I don't need to then.
@OG_Drummer99
@OG_Drummer99 4 ай бұрын
Haha at least someone saw it.
@asky-ne7yz
@asky-ne7yz 4 ай бұрын
My favourite part of the show was when Sauron said "I am the lord of the rings" Truly one of the moments ever
@Dr._Atom
@Dr._Atom 4 ай бұрын
My favourite is the fact that this is not even a joke, he actually said that in the show 😂
@s_shaleh
@s_shaleh 4 ай бұрын
Actually he was calling Celebrimbor "The Lord of the rings" in that scene, but we all know he's actually referring to himself.
@frodoboots
@frodoboots 4 ай бұрын
Lord of the rings is ,Eru ( God) he is the only one that can bend the will of the ring,,but he called him LOTR,and sauron took it like he was being called God,which is his Goal.
@charlyrob7334
@charlyrob7334 4 ай бұрын
@@frodoboots Are you trying to make sense of this bullshit?
@frodoboots
@frodoboots 4 ай бұрын
@@charlyrob7334 yes, i am trying to like this bad writing,/ show but what i said is true i think. .
@neinnonon9672
@neinnonon9672 4 ай бұрын
The breathy R rolling dialogue is nails on a chalkboard holy crap
@toodlepop
@toodlepop 4 ай бұрын
this alone would have been enough reason for me to not continue the show.
@jamesmacleod671
@jamesmacleod671 4 ай бұрын
I totally agRRRee, I can't take it no moRRRe. 🙉 But seriously who the hell told her to ridiculously pronounce words this way.
@tjallingdalheuvel126
@tjallingdalheuvel126 4 ай бұрын
Extra strange it not being consistent. What kind of accent so thick and gone withing the same sentence even?
@Speshulsawce
@Speshulsawce 4 ай бұрын
Elrrrrrrond, I protest
@tomee771
@tomee771 4 ай бұрын
It is parody level “r” rolling
@shazmodeus2795
@shazmodeus2795 4 ай бұрын
"Inceldur! Your hard-drive, cast it into the fire! You must!" "No."
@joeway8665
@joeway8665 4 ай бұрын
😂
@jeffsmith5436
@jeffsmith5436 4 ай бұрын
It has my paywall restricted Orc OnlyFans vids on it!
@lee-daniels
@lee-daniels 4 ай бұрын
haha
@andysol2002
@andysol2002 4 ай бұрын
🤣😂
@thedevilneveraskstwice7027
@thedevilneveraskstwice7027 3 ай бұрын
bro I expect you gonna pay for they keyboard I destroyed with spitted out coffee while reading this
@roosterfu231
@roosterfu231 4 ай бұрын
Galadriel is sooo badass, she has no weakness, is amazing at everything. Once she flares her nostrils at you you are already dead.
@davorfistrovic7363
@davorfistrovic7363 3 ай бұрын
only good thing what i can say about rop is; i wanna do it like on discovery channel with this actress who is MOCKERY of Galadriel
@phann860
@phann860 3 ай бұрын
Of laughing.
@bahrumix
@bahrumix 4 ай бұрын
Orcs have done more in defeating Sauron than elves in this series 😂
@raunakbanerjee1558
@raunakbanerjee1558 4 ай бұрын
They are the true heroes besmirched by Elven Propaganda!
@SmoKKz0r
@SmoKKz0r 4 ай бұрын
Thats halerious😂😂
@hans471
@hans471 4 ай бұрын
To orotect their families from unjust war 😢😂
@daisydaisy6886
@daisydaisy6886 4 ай бұрын
Çünki onlar dost. Sauron ölmek üzere olan elflere mitrilden yüzük yapmayı öğreterek onların hayatını kurtardı😂
@bdleo300
@bdleo300 4 ай бұрын
@@raunakbanerjee1558 Well, they are good guys in this show, certainly better than Guyadriel.
@marklondon2008
@marklondon2008 4 ай бұрын
I guarantee there are more people watching these ROP review videos than the actual programme.
@tapiolautavaara9532
@tapiolautavaara9532 4 ай бұрын
Millions more, as these are insightful, made with skill, highly entertaining and fun to watch. Unlike the show.
@stevolopez
@stevolopez 4 ай бұрын
They can just get the WNBA to play the orcs!
@davidstone-haigh4880
@davidstone-haigh4880 4 ай бұрын
Yep. I'm one for sure. I hadn't seen the black and Asian elves for eg. Insulting actors of colour everywhere in a blink of an eye. That's just the tip of the iceberg on this horror show of tripe.
@noneya313
@noneya313 4 ай бұрын
@@tapiolautavaara9532 lol. no it's not.
@SirenaWomanWarrior
@SirenaWomanWarrior 3 ай бұрын
🙋
@lordmaur180
@lordmaur180 4 ай бұрын
This show is SAVING LIFES!... saving lifes by making people go outside and doing healthier activites by turning off their TVs
@haamulubechooka6908
@haamulubechooka6908 4 ай бұрын
You have cracked my ribs
@BRiiXEY
@BRiiXEY 3 ай бұрын
didn't save your spelling though
@lordmaur180
@lordmaur180 3 ай бұрын
@@BRiiXEY im not from a english speaking country, so dont care about english spelling
@seniorelzappo9919
@seniorelzappo9919 4 ай бұрын
This show has spawned an industry with the GDP of a small country , its glorious .
@dquarks
@dquarks 4 ай бұрын
They roll the R's like they are auditioning for a Spanish soap opera. 😅
@virtuaguyverify
@virtuaguyverify 4 ай бұрын
"I don't know why you roll your R's... but that's something I can never do" -Terminator
@avarion9538
@avarion9538 4 ай бұрын
or like a farmer in bavaria 😡
@joerees337
@joerees337 4 ай бұрын
Like Shawn in psych
@nathancoppini6928
@nathancoppini6928 4 ай бұрын
Thankyou I thought I was imagining this
@blw4089
@blw4089 4 ай бұрын
Spanish soap operas have better acting though.
@soothingmoments2139
@soothingmoments2139 4 ай бұрын
I am Asian.. For me to see an Asian elf is just absolute bonkers.and a short one on top of that.... Elves are fair and tall and they are of European features based on the stories of where they are from..
@TheGoldenDragon_
@TheGoldenDragon_ 4 ай бұрын
Exactly. The Lord of the Rings was supposed to be a love letter by Tolkien of the European culture. I'm hispanic and I don't want to see elves that look like me. I expect them to look European and want them to stay that way.
@tapiolautavaara9532
@tapiolautavaara9532 4 ай бұрын
That monkey-dude next to her is canonically even more ridiculous, but at least those silly ears kind of fit him.
@cosmicmuffin322
@cosmicmuffin322 4 ай бұрын
If Tolkien's lore was a beloved treasure of, say, Mexican or Indian culture, and the characters were replaced with people of other ethnicities, people would call it r---ism. But when the English culture is being appropriated, it's progress and equality. The double standard has to stop.
@TheGoldenDragon_
@TheGoldenDragon_ 4 ай бұрын
@@cosmicmuffin322 I agree. Problem is, this is larger than us. It's an agenda and the agenda is to replace the dominant culture of the west which is european. That's why racism towards whites is not only endorsed by the establishment but also encouraged. It's really that simple. Now, the next questions anyone has next should be: who would do this? And Who would want this? All I can say about it all is, if anyone wants to knpw the truth but is easily offended, then don't bother looking.
@nitrokid
@nitrokid 4 ай бұрын
In the Norse mythology (which Tolkien took many inspirations from), the elves or alfir are considered the ancestor of Midgardians.
@J31
@J31 4 ай бұрын
When Tommy B said "You're a wizard, Notgandalf", I clapped. I clapped because it felt like equity
@MintyFr618
@MintyFr618 4 ай бұрын
“You’re a Gandalf, wizard” was my favorite line in the whole show
@HannahKayW
@HannahKayW 4 ай бұрын
And a thumpin’ good’un I’d say, once yeh’ve been trained up a bit.
@nitrokid
@nitrokid 4 ай бұрын
Tommy B 😂
@Edi-edi-Ooo
@Edi-edi-Ooo 4 ай бұрын
As a professor of Anglo-Saxon history and language Tolkien would surely approve of this masterpiece
@Dr._Atom
@Dr._Atom 4 ай бұрын
The video, not the series 😂
@lawjef
@lawjef 4 ай бұрын
TROP demonstrates that there are people of all colours creeds and genders who cannot act to save themselves
@jeffsmith5436
@jeffsmith5436 4 ай бұрын
DEI lack of talent programs are real
@Arominit
@Arominit 4 ай бұрын
The Woke Critic is Mount Doom for woke shows, this was brutal 😂
@robosing225
@robosing225 4 ай бұрын
And very much needed. Holy cow I can barely tolerate the show's scenes even while TWC dices up the entire plot like a salad.
@robertofernandez7773
@robertofernandez7773 4 ай бұрын
I had to watch it twice. He was so good. Lol
@joshuarock4631
@joshuarock4631 4 ай бұрын
woke should apply to reacher show too , theres no way one man can do all that , bad writing is bad tired of the term be used to divide when the root issue is just narcissistic toxic behavior the color of the mask doesn't matter
@yurikendal4868
@yurikendal4868 4 ай бұрын
"woke" implies some effort. This has ZERO effort
@emillyyelen5169
@emillyyelen5169 4 ай бұрын
@@joshuarock4631 Tolkien>Ludlum>Lee Child...so theres that
@Kendro311
@Kendro311 4 ай бұрын
Her face and lips move so little, im convinced she's practicing ventriloquism.
@toodlescae
@toodlescae 4 ай бұрын
I think her botox is too tight. 😂
@alesksander
@alesksander 4 ай бұрын
@@toodlescae Nah she just bad actress.
@madjackgamingandfitness498
@madjackgamingandfitness498 4 ай бұрын
Anticipation weighs heavily on the actress. Of when to roll the next R in a sentence.
@avarion9538
@avarion9538 4 ай бұрын
imo she looks like an angry, drunk wine lady, that remembers her ex, who has a better life without her 🥰
@Slitheringpeanut
@Slitheringpeanut 4 ай бұрын
Nah, she's the dummy.
@unitron2005
@unitron2005 4 ай бұрын
Fans: Don't you think it is disrespectful for you to defile Tolkien's work this way? Amazon: DEAD MEN ARE NO THREAT!
@evansabahnur3383
@evansabahnur3383 4 ай бұрын
Certain Adolfo: Let me introduce myself
@Twitch_Moderator
@Twitch_Moderator 4 ай бұрын
Maybe if he was still alive, he would be the producer and make sure the writing stays tighter to the books. I guess he shouldn't have let himself pass away. 😑
@AldrickExGladius
@AldrickExGladius 4 ай бұрын
So many planks of wood I thought I was watching a fence
@Zzzlol94
@Zzzlol94 4 ай бұрын
Inceldur made me start coughing for a minute
@FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson
@FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson 4 ай бұрын
Tom Bombadil is basically Hagrid. "You're a wizard Gandlef!"
@Twitch_Moderator
@Twitch_Moderator 4 ай бұрын
I love Gandlef. He is my favorite sorcezard. 😑
@bdleo300
@bdleo300 4 ай бұрын
Tom and Gandalf gonna bang.
@shazmodeus2795
@shazmodeus2795 4 ай бұрын
Elrond: "we must get there with great haste, there is no time to waste!" *proceeds to walk on foot despite having access to some of the best horses in the land*
@hkd8227
@hkd8227 4 ай бұрын
To be fair the fellowship didn't use horses to travel either because 1) the terrain was too dangerous and difficult for horses. 2) it was faster to travel on foot 3) riding on horses meant they would more easily be spotted by the enemy and they were traveling in secret.
@IbnHunter
@IbnHunter 4 ай бұрын
This show had lots of Monty Python potential as a successor, too bad they are taking themselves seriously.
@slimbombur7922
@slimbombur7922 4 ай бұрын
Black Legolas has stepped up a bit since S1. All it took was to remove his female companion who told him what to do and say. Unfortunately Isildur was not so lucky.
@MrGamman3yt
@MrGamman3yt 4 ай бұрын
It's Incel-dur
@sheilaburrowes9081
@sheilaburrowes9081 4 ай бұрын
Isildur is fair, as Tolkien would've said, so he'll never get a bump, even though he's the greatest hero of Middle Earth for most of its existence.
@bdleo300
@bdleo300 4 ай бұрын
@@sheilaburrowes9081 the greatest hero reduced to a comic relief in this s----it show
@OllieTheFirst
@OllieTheFirst 4 ай бұрын
I cannot stand how they roll their R's every opportunity
@virtuaguyverify
@virtuaguyverify 4 ай бұрын
Elrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrond 😅
@OllieTheFirst
@OllieTheFirst 4 ай бұрын
@@virtuaguyverify nauseating
@pazz1239
@pazz1239 4 ай бұрын
​@@virtuaguyverify Saurrhron
@Blakmagic88
@Blakmagic88 4 ай бұрын
Celebrrrrimborrrrrr!😭
@timesupea
@timesupea 4 ай бұрын
It's only annoying because they think it's going to save them otherwise it's probably the only thing accurate about the show
@Sickerror
@Sickerror 4 ай бұрын
wowwwww!!! This show was the best ever !!!! I leave 100 on Rotten tomatoes, and totally not received $$$$ from Bezos for it!!! Don't miss this show!!!
@kendog4971
@kendog4971 4 ай бұрын
Watching the Rings is like carving my eyes out with a sporke
@carolyns99
@carolyns99 4 ай бұрын
I think you mean a sporrrrrrrrrrrk.
@jeffsmith5436
@jeffsmith5436 4 ай бұрын
But WAY longer
@bdleo300
@bdleo300 4 ай бұрын
It's like listening that faaat she-dwarf singing
@_Libosido
@_Libosido 4 ай бұрын
Every fight Galadriel against orcs, looks like when you in a game, you will come into the starting zone, with your max-level character. 🤣
@bdleo300
@bdleo300 4 ай бұрын
Even so her combat choreography is cringe, just as her acting skills in general....
@malcolmharris3916
@malcolmharris3916 4 ай бұрын
Goodness, it`s gonna be a tough decision for the judges at the next Emmys between this and The Acolyte as to who wins the award for best Ensemble Acting. Thank God I am not a judge.
@DemolitionManDemolishes
@DemolitionManDemolishes 4 ай бұрын
Inceldur... lol
@machinedieselx4767
@machinedieselx4767 4 ай бұрын
🤣
@ivanalmendras6974
@ivanalmendras6974 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
@FunkyBandana
@FunkyBandana 4 ай бұрын
Second season resumed in one word
@MelbourneArchviz
@MelbourneArchviz 4 ай бұрын
well, they couldn't pass the opportunity to put the man down a peg.
@evansabahnur3383
@evansabahnur3383 4 ай бұрын
The man who almost scored
@Gamerwrldtv
@Gamerwrldtv 4 ай бұрын
My wife is asian- and when she saw the asian elf, she fell off the couch laughing
@yanksfan6833
@yanksfan6833 4 ай бұрын
Does she have any sisters?
@scottmalkinson6983
@scottmalkinson6983 4 ай бұрын
​@@yanksfan6833I'm Asian. And i have many girl cousins. Want one?
@GreyDeathVaccine
@GreyDeathVaccine 4 ай бұрын
@@yanksfan6833 Damn, you were quick.
@yanksfan6833
@yanksfan6833 4 ай бұрын
@@scottmalkinson6983 yes. They aren’t diabetic too are they?
@scottmalkinson6983
@scottmalkinson6983 4 ай бұрын
@@yanksfan6833 One of them is. But she's mine.
@math925
@math925 4 ай бұрын
"There's no team in I" got a belly laugh out of me. Your writing is as crisp as ever.
@clearblue8149
@clearblue8149 4 ай бұрын
This show is so wonderfully absolutely amazing, with crisp dialogue and a coherent story that ties seamlessly in to Tolkien’s lore it’s almost indistinguishable from each other. That a new religion has spawned from it.
@clearblue8149
@clearblue8149 4 ай бұрын
It’s sarcasm, in case you can’t see the vernacular.
@ollie1070
@ollie1070 4 ай бұрын
There are more rolling R's in this show than when Edmond Hillary dropped a can of alphabetti spaghetti down the mountain side!
@JB-nj5hn
@JB-nj5hn 4 ай бұрын
Nay, that’s Sirrrrr…Edmund Hilary, laddie!
@LyTashaRachelle
@LyTashaRachelle 4 ай бұрын
I live for these videos. Absolutely spell binding.
@likeAG6likeAG6
@likeAG6likeAG6 4 ай бұрын
L Rond put on his place again by our strong girl
@machinedieselx4767
@machinedieselx4767 4 ай бұрын
Jokes on us. He probably likes it.
@FunkyBandana
@FunkyBandana 4 ай бұрын
Strong girl can't be tamed
@madjackgamingandfitness498
@madjackgamingandfitness498 4 ай бұрын
You mean ElRrrrRond
@jeffsmith5436
@jeffsmith5436 4 ай бұрын
L Rond Hubbard?
@mdiggler
@mdiggler 4 ай бұрын
Amazon handled this source material like a tribe of chimpanzees with a steinway.
@tapiolautavaara9532
@tapiolautavaara9532 4 ай бұрын
Chimp-Kween Midget Clarke has throughoutly studiet the rachet hood rats "you can't handle me"-tiktok-lore.
@johand5022
@johand5022 4 ай бұрын
Would go so far as to call it the best of Star Wars even.
@jeffsmith5436
@jeffsmith5436 4 ай бұрын
Indeed! I thought the Sackoshyte was canceled…but when does Anakin Harfoot blow up the Battlestar Galactica?
@MyFokMan
@MyFokMan 4 ай бұрын
These rhymes are making me tear up from laughing so hard, what a fantastic video you've made 🤣
@johns1625
@johns1625 4 ай бұрын
Every time Elrond says literally anything, Galadriel always 1 ups him or corrects him lmao. He points out Adar doesn't seem to be in league with Sauron, so perhaps they are fighting each other, and she comes back with "We are ALL at war" 😂 Shut up El Wrong! Such a dork!
@penbunk
@penbunk 4 ай бұрын
we all already know how J R R Tolkien actually wanted to name his master piece as "The Lady of the Rings" to honor all the powerfull and diverse female protagonists of his work, but the solid morality of his age didnt made it possible; gladly, thanks to the skillful writers and contributions from the Tolkien NGO known as Amazon, Tolkien dream can finally came true in its whole glory, such a wonderful time to be alive!
@flacodeltoro6675
@flacodeltoro6675 4 ай бұрын
@@penbunk 😂😂
@pigeonpoo1823
@pigeonpoo1823 4 ай бұрын
Amen
@FunkyBandana
@FunkyBandana 4 ай бұрын
Agree
@justforever96
@justforever96 4 ай бұрын
It's ironic because Tolkien did include strong and powerful females in his work, leaders, women who were even feared by the powerful men ruling the kingdoms. The real Galadriel was spoken of in hushed tones. Not because they feared her kicking in their door and cutting their heads off, but because she held power and magic they didn't understand. A woman shockingly went into battle and killed the Wraith King, but that wasn't good enough for Amazon writers. No, we need to pretend it was totally normal for females to be warriors and there was nothing at all surprising about her dressing up in a man's armor and going to war.
@bdleo300
@bdleo300 4 ай бұрын
@@justforever96 That's because these Woke cultists (not just in ROP but in Hollywood today, in all western media) cannot make a strong female character without portraying her more manly than men. That's the only 'strength' they understand: literally make her an invincible brute who wave a big, big sword and kicks men ars....es. Galadriel in the books and Jackson's movies was portrayed very differently, majestic, feminine, her true might was only hinted, yet her actually looked vastly more powerful than this Mary Sue caricature. Galadriel there felt like a divine being unlike this caricature from the Rings of Parody with her cringe combat choreography that cannot impress three years old kid. But again, these corpo-globalist muppets can't understand that 'strong' means much more than brute physical force. They are only interested in humiliating men, not because they love women, but because they hate men. They hate everything created by men, including Tolkien. So they need to destroy it and remake in their own sick image.
@iknowbutdoyou
@iknowbutdoyou 4 ай бұрын
Tom Bombadil is a member berry for Hagrid from Harry Potter. Exact same character.
@Ingolenuru
@Ingolenuru 4 ай бұрын
As written here. Did J.K. Rowlings copy Tom Bombadil for her Hagrid character?
@Silva0101
@Silva0101 4 ай бұрын
Amazon "I am altering the deal, pray i dont alter it further"
@peteinthedesert7082
@peteinthedesert7082 4 ай бұрын
A 5’3 power goddess, strongest of all living things, best looking, smartest and wisest of em all, best swordsman,…. errr, swordsperson, best detective (although that wig confused her for a while). The Rings of Power Season 2, the best shyte Amazon prime has produced since…. umm, … since the beginning of summer! 😂
@Dauntless1
@Dauntless1 4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻🍻🍻🍻 Have a drink every time Sauron's name is mentioned by Left-tenant GladYourWell.
@kalithrall
@kalithrall 4 ай бұрын
That's Saurrrron to you.
@Dauntless1
@Dauntless1 4 ай бұрын
@@kalithrall 🤣🍻 ... More like Sourrrrr-on. 🤪🤣🤣🍻
@pazz1239
@pazz1239 4 ай бұрын
​@@kalithrallSahrrron
@jeffsmith5436
@jeffsmith5436 4 ай бұрын
I did. Now I have a bad stomachache and an empty can of Draino…oh well, at least I won’t have to watch episode 4…
@lawrencefrost9063
@lawrencefrost9063 4 ай бұрын
@@pazz1239 Shaaaaaaaaaarroooooooooooooooon! - Ozy
@Liftinglinguist
@Liftinglinguist 4 ай бұрын
Can't wait to see Orc families presenting their woes on Dr.Phil. "My son just sits on the Palantir all day, he hasn't pillaged once in three months."
@machinedieselx4767
@machinedieselx4767 4 ай бұрын
"Im pretty epic, ngl. I killed an ice troll in under 3 seconds with a flip and everything. For reals, no cap." Amazons Galadriel on being a pouty and rude Girl Boss.
@theheebs100
@theheebs100 4 ай бұрын
Ok, but hear me out. I would kind of appreciate if just one character in the show randomly talked like some gen-z insert to highlight how pompous and and forced the dialogue in the show is.
@jackburton1455
@jackburton1455 4 ай бұрын
@@theheebs100 yeah, they shouldn't be so Beta about it in their goon cave and just rizz us....no cap
@theheebs100
@theheebs100 4 ай бұрын
@@jackburton1455 all fax no printer, fam.
@jackburton1455
@jackburton1455 4 ай бұрын
@@theheebs100 TBF, I'm 41. I haven't a clue what any of it means.
@theheebs100
@theheebs100 4 ай бұрын
@@jackburton1455 how do you do, fellow kid. I'm 38. haha
@crazyralph6386
@crazyralph6386 4 ай бұрын
Those check box Elves were so cringe.
@xraypunch5959
@xraypunch5959 4 ай бұрын
This channel REALLY needs more subs.
@siok4375
@siok4375 4 ай бұрын
This show is so good I gouged out my eyes. Thanks Amazon 👍
@dave55ides
@dave55ides 4 ай бұрын
Tough gig for Elrond, not only is Guyladriel his former co worker, she is also, as Arwen’s grandmother, his mother-in-law! Hence the looks!!
@flacodeltoro6675
@flacodeltoro6675 4 ай бұрын
@@dave55ides 😂😂😂
@vegacula
@vegacula 4 ай бұрын
I've given this a fair bit of thought as well 😂
@bigheadrhino
@bigheadrhino 3 ай бұрын
Wait, what? The fact that they have a thing and then he marries her daughter is super creepy
@MrLorbu
@MrLorbu 4 ай бұрын
"Inceldur" alone is worth a comment^^
@Zoddlander
@Zoddlander 4 ай бұрын
"Thank you for making Middle earth look just like our earth!". nailed it! good vid!
@michaelreich4827
@michaelreich4827 4 ай бұрын
Another show intentionally committing Mary Sue-icide
@rra022001
@rra022001 4 ай бұрын
Yeah..don't get Doomcock started😆
@acdy1107
@acdy1107 4 ай бұрын
Thank you Jeff Bezos for making Tolkien's middle-earth look just like our earth. 😂😂😂
@buscandolaverdad101
@buscandolaverdad101 4 ай бұрын
I have watched this video more than 4 times already. I prefer to watch this than rings of power
@Papamarmottin
@Papamarmottin 4 ай бұрын
I was struck with awe - or perhaps was it sheer weariness - at the sight of your labor. Pray, how didst thou endure the long, dreary hours to perfect such profoundly captivating moments lost in the distant fog of insignificance? Surely, the task was more perilous than a journey to Mordor itself!
@Simple_Jackass
@Simple_Jackass 4 ай бұрын
Ha! :)
@thatdude7513
@thatdude7513 4 ай бұрын
That opening stanza had my ribs hurting. Subscribed.
@kzbb9977
@kzbb9977 4 ай бұрын
Amazon didn't even care about this being good, its just a $1billion AD farming for new Prime subscribers :'(
@yash019
@yash019 4 ай бұрын
Yo why the fuck do they all roll their R's in that stupid way?
@reqontra
@reqontra 4 ай бұрын
Because it's the way it is pronounced in most of Europe, including many parts of UK.
@yash019
@yash019 4 ай бұрын
@@reqontra nah I mean for the elvish words
@madjackgamingandfitness498
@madjackgamingandfitness498 4 ай бұрын
They do it at random. I can’t even call that an accent.
@FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson
@FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson 4 ай бұрын
CalaAABRIMBooooOOOORRRR
@dunzhen
@dunzhen 4 ай бұрын
why's it just seem pretentious when this show does it?
@DavidAnderson-m5c
@DavidAnderson-m5c 4 ай бұрын
I think this video may have inspired the best collection of internet comments ever. The sarcasm is so hilariously biting you'd think everybody watching this video was British.
@kungfupanda3973
@kungfupanda3973 4 ай бұрын
“The lady of the woods hits the only lady around…like Tiger Woods?!”…really dawg? 😂🤣😂…C’mon man! You wrong for that! 😂
@lightmind5719
@lightmind5719 4 ай бұрын
'Galadriel, synonym for beautyfell' What?!!! 😂😂
@tisucitisin1
@tisucitisin1 4 ай бұрын
Inceldur made me chuckle, good one!
@mack7170
@mack7170 4 ай бұрын
I just found your channel. The sarcasm is palpable and im here for it.
@thorstensteffen8422
@thorstensteffen8422 4 ай бұрын
Yes yes cringe of Power is awesome ❤
@marcushillerstrom25
@marcushillerstrom25 4 ай бұрын
I loved the moment when Galadriel came upon 100 orcs and said “They have me completely suRRounded, those pooR bastaRds”
@tapiolautavaara9532
@tapiolautavaara9532 4 ай бұрын
You might have missed about a hundrred rrrrs therrrrrrrre.
@bdleo300
@bdleo300 4 ай бұрын
@@tapiolautavaara9532 J.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R. Tolkien
@Heart_Salute
@Heart_Salute 4 ай бұрын
Ring of Power, personally keeping Nerdrotic, Critical Drinker and Clownfish TV employed for years to come!
@grimgent
@grimgent 4 ай бұрын
You are so generous, smart and strong in many ways, I suspect you may be a woman of colour.
@FunkyBandana
@FunkyBandana 4 ай бұрын
and lesbian
@Peremptor
@Peremptor 4 ай бұрын
​@FunkyBandana and most likely a PhD in a few social sciences.
@FunkyBandana
@FunkyBandana 4 ай бұрын
@@Peremptor haha and expert in break dancing!
@fritolaid6805
@fritolaid6805 4 ай бұрын
Trans womxn
@Peremptor
@Peremptor 4 ай бұрын
@@FunkyBandana Hopefully they make it into one of those unending soap operas... these powerful WOCs have so much to teach us.
@FunkyBandana
@FunkyBandana 4 ай бұрын
Inceldur... damn that's savage hahaha
@justjordan8018
@justjordan8018 4 ай бұрын
Oh finally I can enjoy a positive review of my favorite show. I love this show so much as a true fan boy I need to wait for all the episodes to air so I can bench watch them with no interruption. Please no Spoilers.
@iddles2o
@iddles2o 4 ай бұрын
‘More Boss than Hugo Boss’ that line will go down in History!
@lukegalea3353
@lukegalea3353 4 ай бұрын
Bro , you just earned a subscription.. excellent narration!
@deesee6009
@deesee6009 4 ай бұрын
I was utterly stunned and braved by galadree-el
@zeroark6915
@zeroark6915 4 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie,the characters got such a glow up.That they might as well be on Rupaul's drag race.🙈
@TheNuclearGeek
@TheNuclearGeek 4 ай бұрын
Even as sarcasm it's too bad to even laugh at. Apathy really is much worse than hate.
@crazyhorse2542
@crazyhorse2542 4 ай бұрын
I didn't believe that Tolkien could be bettered, how wrong was I. Well played Amazon 👍
@reek4062
@reek4062 4 ай бұрын
Walsh and Boyens: ''Tolkien is an amateur writer.''
@flacodeltoro6675
@flacodeltoro6675 4 ай бұрын
@@reek4062 WHO?!! 😂😂😂
@ivanalmendras6974
@ivanalmendras6974 4 ай бұрын
Amén
@buryitdeep
@buryitdeep 4 ай бұрын
hahaha
@zrocks2001
@zrocks2001 4 ай бұрын
""the first the last the every Skywalker"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yetlou
@yetlou 4 ай бұрын
you are the funniest! 😂😅😊 you just lighten my day. this ia good sarcasm
@MooneShadow
@MooneShadow 4 ай бұрын
THE ELVENGERS! lmao I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS.
@darkspectro2948
@darkspectro2948 4 ай бұрын
The star wars reference was perfect hahaha
@beatjunkybg
@beatjunkybg 4 ай бұрын
This show reminds me more and more of The Witcher, let's hope it follows the same fate
@bdleo300
@bdleo300 4 ай бұрын
It reminds me of the Witcher since the episode one, although Witcher was actually better - at least Henry Cavill was a better actor than these muppets.
@beatjunkybg
@beatjunkybg 4 ай бұрын
@@bdleo300 Oh for sure, Henry is a delight
@mortitiaadams5545
@mortitiaadams5545 4 ай бұрын
Galadriel was called a Karen Sue by a youtuber... 🤣🤣🤣
@user-zq6sz2cr6g
@user-zq6sz2cr6g 4 ай бұрын
10:48 Only speechless for a moment. As soon as he recovered, I'm sure he would have found many, many terms to use. A whole dictionary, in fact. 😂
@onehitkill8895
@onehitkill8895 4 ай бұрын
I remember years ago being excited to hear about Lord of the Rings, Shannara, Wheel of Time, Willow, and Witcher shows being made. I was so excited! Now I'm just disappointed, and have little hope for any good fantasy shows being made by Hollywood.
@Flaschenteufel
@Flaschenteufel 4 ай бұрын
Witcher...i was so hyped and then it was just a worse Xena. With a marvellous Cavill but it would have been better if they just had him act his lines on a stage.
@onehitkill8895
@onehitkill8895 4 ай бұрын
@@Flaschenteufel Yeah, Cavill was just about the only good thing about The Witcher show.
@atlanteean
@atlanteean 4 ай бұрын
Shannara was way more enjoyable than this piece of crap
@onehitkill8895
@onehitkill8895 4 ай бұрын
@@atlanteean Agreed. I enjoyed the first season, but I didn't much care for the second season.
@majorpwner241
@majorpwner241 4 ай бұрын
1:18 lmfao... Such a petty and yet valid criticism of the direction. I love it. Subscribed.
@RainBird88x
@RainBird88x 4 ай бұрын
Move over Acolyte, the REAL show of the year is here!
@ChaosBasedForm
@ChaosBasedForm 4 ай бұрын
This is in fact really sad, such an amazing story to elaborate on, millions of dollars to invest into an amazing experience, and this is what we get? how can the directors think that this was a "good show"? It's unbelievable how so many people can be disconnected from reality and make so many bad decisions without realizing that this is horrible
@TheSuperappelflap
@TheSuperappelflap 4 ай бұрын
Oh man Ive been waiting for this one
@emreeren13
@emreeren13 4 ай бұрын
How is it possible that these writers don't know that female orcs and baby orcs don't exist in Tolkiens work? I'm puking.
@RoganGunn
@RoganGunn 4 ай бұрын
Well, ackshually... 🤓 Tolkien did say that orcs reproduced "in the manner of the Children of Illuvatar" i.e. they reproduced by mating and having kids like men and elves, so there must have been orc women who had babies, but he never specified they had traditional family units. Perhaps they were bred captive in litters or whatnot, and raised en masse. Not that I'm defending this trash adaptation - it's F-tier garbage and I bet they didn't know the above quote. They clearly just wanted to humanise the orcs, because normalising evil is what they're all about.
@darkomen1078
@darkomen1078 4 ай бұрын
In The Silmarillion it is written “Orcs multiply in the manner of the Children of Ilúvatar.” and that is the elves and men. So, yes orcs have sex and orc babies does exist even though he never mentions babies. And in both The Hobbit and LOTR, Tolkien writes of the orc Bolg and his father Azog. And if it is a father there probably is a mother.
@davidfbenko
@davidfbenko 4 ай бұрын
@@darkomen1078oh my god!
@TransRoofKorean
@TransRoofKorean 4 ай бұрын
perhaps you should read Tolkien's work instead of describing what you haven't read ofc they exist, just like female and baby dwarves exist, they're just never really described or shown and "peaceful, loving" orc families is obviously absurd, it's true
@emreeren13
@emreeren13 4 ай бұрын
@@darkomen1078 You have no clue, do you? Tolkien never decided on that matter. What gives you the right to decide there where female orcs and babies if the creator himself couldn't? Bolg having a father doesn't mean there are female orcs, nor babies. Tolkien said orcs are corrupted elves. Then he had troubles solving the lifespan problem bcs he didn't want forever living orcs. Then he wrote about corrupted men, but had troubles solving the first age problem. Then he tried with fallen Maiar, but wasn't satisfied either (obviously). And then he died without ever answering this question. So well... Let's put this unsolved problem in a show, shall we Amazon? Why are you spreading nonsense alongside this horrible company?
@jeanniem76
@jeanniem76 4 ай бұрын
“Television’s finest hour”? Bahahahahahahahahaha! 😂😂
@zatanyilz4236
@zatanyilz4236 4 ай бұрын
The 10/10 caught me. Someone actually liked this garbage? Oh no. The irony/cynicism began immediately, thankfully. Great humor!
@darkmatter5424
@darkmatter5424 4 ай бұрын
This was soooo good. Thanks for the laugh. 😅
@septillion2501
@septillion2501 4 ай бұрын
10:14 I'm glad to see the woman who played Yennifer in Netflix's The Witcher landed on her feet after that show was canceled.
@PenttiLinkola23
@PenttiLinkola23 4 ай бұрын
KING!
@thetallestdwarf7041
@thetallestdwarf7041 4 ай бұрын
Can you believe she won the gold medal for boxing in the Olympics?
@pauloa.7609
@pauloa.7609 4 ай бұрын
@@thetallestdwarf7041 Harold! 💚
@thetallestdwarf7041
@thetallestdwarf7041 4 ай бұрын
@@pauloa.7609 Deirdre!
@FunkyBandana
@FunkyBandana 4 ай бұрын
Daaaaamn hahah
@NickLaslett
@NickLaslett 4 ай бұрын
Some classic, lots of healthy chuckles. ROP never fails to deliver.
@Rampagedd
@Rampagedd 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 you are brilliant.
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