The Rise Of Skywalker STILL Sucks

[@piercetaliaferro5393]

I love how this is Palpatine's THIRD TIME electrocuting himself. Like dude, learn your freaking lesson.

[@War450]

Thing is both times under Lucas' direction made sense. In episode 3 he was intentionally deforming himself so he could gain sympathy from the senate. And in ROTJ he didn't electrocute himself, he was zapping vader to try and kill him so he wouldn't get yeet. JJ Abrams has no excuse.

[@Splinter_Fritz]

@@War450 your ROTJ example makes sense but using his deformed figure as a means to gain sympathy with the Senate is more of a tactic after the fact rather than an initial reason. IDK maybe there’s some book material out there I’m not aware of the elaborates on how Palpatine was thinking of how to play off his fight with Mace Windu to the Senate mid fight with Mace Windu holding a lightsaber over him.

[@War450]

@@Splinter_Fritz It wasn't JUST the senate, it was Anakin too. In the moment he was playing up to Anakin "I'm too weak, please, don't kill me" as he's all deformed and burning. So the first time he zap'd himself it was intentional strategy to win both Anakin and the senate to his side, the second time he did it was an attempt to kill Vader and save his own life. Disney writers are so creatively bankrupt they couldn't figure out WHY Palpatine zap'd himself and just decided to go for a third time without any of the actual story to justify it.

[@Full_Throttle_Axolotl]

@@War450 I always thought of it as him trying to zap Windu at first, not noticing he could deflect his force lightning, but then rolling with it when he saw he could use it to his advantage somehow, like appearing weak to Ani and playing up his injuries to the Senate

[@noahadams2524]

Also in episode 3 he was doing it to manipulate Anakin

[@gayflower900]

According to the leaks Disney wanted to get away from the controversy of The Last Jedi and make a movie that unified the fandom And they did exactly that - they unified everyone in hatred

[@sttubz]

Yeah, as much as I hated TLJ, they should've stuck with where the formula was going, instead of trying to fix everything in ONE movie.

[@virgogaming6488]

@@sttubz Duel of the Fates script is the true sequel to TLJ.

[@BlueinAeternum]

@@virgogaming6488 A fellow Jeremy Jahns fan 😂 nice

[@RorikH]

It became the very thing it swore to destroy!

[@medalgear654]

@@sttubz they should've also stuck with the same formala left off in TFA but not...they couldn't decide which formula and narrative to stick with.

[@generalkenobi2088]

I’d rather watch a security recording of my former apprentice killing younglings than watch the sequels

[@deeznuts8659]

BURN

[@emil3f]

Imposible, perhaps the sequels are incomplete

[@RiderZer0]

Hello there

[@generalkenobi2088]

@@RiderZer0 wait a minute, how did this happen, that’s my line!

[@RiderZer0]

@@generalkenobi2088 how did this happen? We’re smarter than this…

[@thandomatolo1965]

Disney truly created a masterpiece Historians will study this movie for centuries and still find more reasons why it sucks

[@lukew8337]

Every writing class ever: It’s important to show not tell TRoS: I AM THE SPY

[@darkwarriors...]

A masterpiece of sand, its course, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere

[@elfasto2255]

@@lukew8337 Well, off to visit the oscars!

[@Adriano70911]

It's not the actual Disney, just a bunch of random people which have bought in the company

[@grayski3324]

I would throw the whole Sequel trilogy in there but especially TLJ. That dumpster fire must be studied in schools as an example of a script that's so fundamentally broken. It snaps at the slightest touch and actively wastes times with stuff that goes nowhere or disrespects the lore/characters.

[@AtlasFlynn]

Remember how cool it was seeing Luke try to stack three rocks with the force? Remember how little you cared when Rey was vibing in mid air like 10 rocks zooming in a pattern around her?

[@JeanneDaylight]

Ngl I can’t tell if this is satire or if you actually found it reasonable that Rey could do all that without training

[@curtiswilson859]

@@JeanneDaylight They’re saying the fact that Luke’s progression as a Jedi is EARNED makes even three rocks impressive, but that Rey’s unearned talent with the force makes all her feats meaningless

[@Mobius118]

Pepperidge Farm remembers

[@autistinquisitor9441]

She had been training for 8 months at that point, though. I'm pretty sure Luke would be able to do the same by then.

[@redsoxu571]

Not defending TROS, but man is it annoying when people try to create plot holes or lazy writing criticism by forcing a square peg into a round hole. Remember when Luke was stacking three rocks...carefully balanced on top of one another despite being rounded...while doing a one-handed handstand with Yoda balanced on one of his feet? (note: he wasn't trying to stack the rocks, he did it very well, but then lost his focus when R2 alerted him to the sinking X-Wing) Remember in Luke's final training scene, when he lifts up multiple heavy boxes (and R2) at once...while doing a handstand...while losing himself to Force visions? There's absolutely nothing inappropriate about Rey circling a bunch of rocks in a pattern while floating in the center of them, relative to the activities above. They were quite different, and the first of the two listed for Luke was all about control, not power or quantity. Passage of time is vague in these movies, but both seem to have had similar training by these respective points in their stories. Yeesh...

[@dovahkendov78]

Disney trilogy in one sentence: "That's not how The Force works."

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

Somehow, plot happened.

[@notsooriginalmapper267]

Lets prey on nostalgia!

[@verbalkint4258]

Everytime I see a sequel defender and I point out how none of the previously established force laws are followed in the sequel trilogy they have no answer. Where the hell did force heal come from? Force Skype? Force teleportation? Flying with the force? I mean christ it's just shitting all over the lore. Jedi aren't meant to be gods, there have always been limitations in Star Wars, that's what makes it interesting.

[@oneboss7648]

Yeah the force rules are inconsistent but the force was always meant to be a plot device. Disney took it a bit farther than Lucas but it isn't enough to ruin the trilogy. If force lightning wasn't in ROTJ and was invented in the sequels people would freak out. But somehow, when Lucas pulled it out of his ass in ROTJ it was totally fine.

[@papabillydeth4723]

That’s not how it works, that’s not how any of this works

[@TheImperialTheory]

“This has done terrible things” (currently holding the Youngling slayer 3000)

[@arctrooper12]

*9000

[@unclefranklin4575]

Rei doesn't care about kids. That's why she didn't even bring up that Kylo killed Luke's other students.

[@elfasto2255]

youngling b gone

[@christophersalinas2722]

@@arctrooper12 why are you correcting them

[@supremeleaderfokou5693]

It's the 9000.

[@yahlibar6832]

I love how in the clone wars anakin never met grievous even once in seven seasons because of one dialogue line but in the sequels they straight up ignore major plot points constantly and contradict themselves every second sentence

[@Numenorean1]

Exactly. Clone Wars was made by someone that actually likes and respects Star Wars and George Lucas.

[@Luqum]

In fact its a miricle that anakin as a war hero never met him until revenge of the sith lol

[@movieswithmatticus5469]

Lol open your eyes bud. Star Wars contradicts itself all the time in all the movies.

[@yahlibar6832]

@@movieswithmatticus5469 not this bad

[@zixiv3144]

I feel like they could’ve met but that was their thing, to make fun of one another (kinda like ventress and Obi Wan).

[@xo4812]

The evil emperor tells Rey to kill him so he can possess her... so she kills him. The end. That happened, folks.

[@krixtorei]

For real, it should have been in this video; Palps was like "fulfill your destiny and strike me down" to which she says no... only for him to go like "so be it" and then she ends up killing him anyway free of consequence... Absolutelly pathetic writting, who would have even come up with that logic?

[@ninjafrog6966]

@@krixtorei the entire trilogy feels like it was written by a student who goofed off the entire time their essay was due and had to write the whole thing in an hour

[@greghannibal]

@@ninjafrog6966 It feels like a first draft where the author constantly changed his mind what was supposed to happen scene-to-scene but instead of making it make sense in future drafts, he just turned that one in.

[@robotzombie4754]

Well she did killed him so why isnt she posessed?🤨

[@brezzendorf]

In the original Vader killed Palpatine then die shortafter so he won't posses Luke

[@robozombie5255]

Oh a Holocron in a live action movie that's pretty cool Disney: wAyFinDer

[@ultimateslinger9857]

I honestly thought the way finder was something else. I’m still gonna call it a Holocron. How dare they disrespect Clone wars

[@ultimateslinger9857]

@@MattewOsias That’s kinda what it felt like

[@aurawolf664]

Promise you that nobody at Darth Disney knows what a "Sith" is.

[@_MaZTeR_]

@@MattewOsias An 8yo would write a more compelling story than this pile of trash.

[@matthewp2794]

"This knife finds the way. What should we call it?" "Wayfinder?" 10/10 writing.

[@me_sad]

This weapon can shoot. Let’s call it the shooterweapon

[@devS1554]

@@me_sad Don't give Disney more ideas

[@the81kid]

Almost as good as "Order 66". Not quite though.

[@joetheinfant8891]

Star Wars Episode IX in a nutshell: Rey needs to find the way to Papatine, but to find the way she needs the way finder, but to find the way finder she needs to find a dagger, but she needs help finding a way to the dagger, and once she finds the dagger that helps her find her way to the way finder, she finds that she needs to find someone to find out what the Sith message says, but 3PO won’t translate, so they need to find their way to someone who can…. Also Finn yells a lot.. *REYYYYYYYYYYY!!!*

[@blacksteelqc1972]

When a fetch quest leads to another fetch quest, which leads to another fetch quest and so on...

[@darkgamersupreme2348]

@@blacksteelqc1972 Nier Replicant type beat

[@verbalkint4258]

Sounds like a fucking child wrote it. Simply pathetic. Disney should just de-canonize this utter garbage.

[@joetheinfant8891]

@@verbalkint4258 I’d be okay with that

[@verbalkint4258]

@Lord Revan ?

[@maddisonwomack6430]

My least favorite part was when Rey accidentally blows up the ship with lightning, which leads us to believe Chewie is dead based on how both Rey and Finn react, only for her to later Force Sense that Chewie is alive and on some other ship. So we are just supposed to believe that Finn, who saw Chewie board the ship didn’t notice the second identical ship AND Rey didn’t Force Sense to confirm that Chewie was dead. It just feels icky.

[@SirSoloSoul]

Also... there were still people on that ship. Just because she didnt kill chewie, it doesnt mean she's not a murderer

[@maddisonwomack6430]

@@SirSoloSoul That's a good point too! I never really thought about that tbh!

[@SirSoloSoul]

@@maddisonwomack6430 By the end of the trilogy, every skywalker is dead and Rey who is a Palpatine lives on. It feels like they almost wanted to make her a sith in the next trilogy.

[@virgogaming6488]

If this movie had some balls Rey killing Chewie by accident would have given her a flaw.

[@thesapphiremawile5180]

I don’t know what you’re talking about this was the best part by a landslide. Like most good jokes I was not expecting Rey to suddenly develop lightning powers just in time to kill someone with it by accident and I definitely was not expecting Rey to be unable to fix everything with her god-like force powers. The direction on her and Finn’s screaming afterwards is the cherry on top. It’s like something you’d see in a KZbin parody; I genuinely had to hold back my laughing to avoid people looking at me funny in the theatre. Funniest part by a landslide 10/10.

[@masonreeves4775]

Maybe JJ wanted to make a bad movie so bad just so the community can join together and make memes

[@Q2Cockatiel]

Shame on him because the prequel trilogy is not only better, but also a lot more memeable than that sequel shit.

[@joelhwrd6226]

And yet there’s still people that claim it’s an amazing movie

[@jeffreyquinde6707]

No, the film was messy because he only had 2 years to make a finale

[@bricktop9486]

@@Q2Cockatiel Tell that to kanjiklub.

[@virgogaming6488]

TFA was bad too but no one was being more objective about its dumb flaws other than being ANH ripoff.

[@sampelletier7463]

My “favorite” part about this movie is that scene where Rey touches a dagger that killed at most two people and starts freaking out *WHISLT HOLDING A LIGHTSABER THAT SLAUGHTERED A ROOM FULL OF FRIGHTENED CHILDREN* Meanwhile in Jedi Fallen Order, Cal has a fucking seizure as soon as he touches Trilla’s Lightsaber and blacks out for a while. JJ really couldn’t let the ginger have his own thing, Rey had to have it too

[@simplyz3964]

Feelsbadman I fricking loved Cal. I thought he was a good character with cool powers coming with, but then Rey stole part of that.

[@ldcommando1616]

“Let the ginger have his own thing” I’m dead 💀

[@verbalkint4258]

@@simplyz3964 Cal is great, I love the game. Hopefully they make a show about him or a movie, I'd pay to see his character in live action.

[@thatoneguy2386]

“Horrible things have happened with this” meanwhile the youngling slayer 9000

[@simplyz3964]

@@verbalkint4258 Let's hope that we get some good writers though, or it'll be a fate worse than order 66.

[@artix13x95]

This movie is just a crime against star wars franchise and film making.

[@watermelon5896]

Yes 🙌

[@DankestDestroyer1098]

The sequel trilogy in general is.

[@the9der352]

Do you know there are CinemaWins videos for all three movies of the sequel trilogy?

[@MlecznyHuxel9999]

@@the9der352 This is impossible...unless they are like 1 minute long total at most

[@EpicJoshua314]

The Holiday special is much more of a crime against Star Wars, and perhaps The Clone Wars 2003.

[@AllanElMelon1043]

The sequel trilogy is just a big fever dream.

[@virgogaming6488]

It's amazing they turned out the way they did. Like how and why.

[@young-011-5]

They’re not cannon, don’t worry

[@aresef]

At least we got TLJ

[@AllanElMelon1043]

@@aresef what?

[@cooperhurst2639]

Honestly, I liked force awakens, and I didn’t hate the last Jedi, but rise of Skywalker just hurts my soul

[@thekodex1186]

"Rise of Skywalker STILL sucks" "Ah yes, the floor is floor" But yeah it still does suck and always will

[@Iwanwahid1969]

Prequel dialogue = Star War Episode 8 and 9

[@thekodex1186]

@@Iwanwahid1969 Nah, the Prequels story and dialogue at lest made sense

[@alvaroperello6624]

The entire trilogy of Disney sucks

[@maheerfaisal8242]

@@Iwanwahid1969 wrong, kid

[@Arthurmadhal]

@@thekodex1186 yeah it all made sense specially anakin and padmes dialogue

[@AtlasFlynn]

This movie is so dumb. If Palpatine _didn't_ commit suicide then Rey destroyed him, like he wanted her to to transfer his essence. If he committed suicide, then it's part of his plan as he's beaten death before. So either way TROS makes Palpatine win. Cool

[@mcboat3467]

I mean Rey Palpatine is alive and like every skywalker and solo is dead sooo

[@om3gared66]

@@mcboat3467 Yeah, but You know nobody will be interested in continuing Rey's story unless they make her the villain or have it to where throughout a possible next trilogy that she becomes the Villain although that wouldn't work unless you had other interesting villains and characters to fill the void of two movies. I think it can be done as long as fans and the actors would agree to it and not be forced to

[@lumeanoastra1252]

I wanted Rey die too so both Jedi and Sith simply cease to exist

[@juanramirez7522]

Remember kids, when the story lets you down and you think there’s nothing left to enjoy in your favorite franchise... Look for the memes, memes will always be with you, you can trust them and they won’t let you down...

[@adarshkamoda9183]

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance coming back after a decade with it's M E M E S; for example: "Doktor, turn off my cringe inhibitors." "What? Th- this is madness!" "Just do it!" *groans in pain* "Cringe... this is why I fight..."

[@emil3f]

Remember Juan, the memes will be with you, always

[@AImighty_Loaf]

If shitting on something I love is the only positive way to experience it then it's really only numbing the pain.

[@nkhan4813]

memes juan the dna of the soul

[@user-it2zg9sr7e]

Imagine luke just wakes up after the sequel trilogy and is like: “what a horrible nightmare”

[@Mr12Relic]

The Force Awakens The Last Jedi The Rise of Skywalker (from his bed)

[@GRogers4097]

It’s like watching all six Star Wars films then the next day you wake up from a nightmare about how if Disney made their own trilogy. You then rewatch all six films again to ease your pain and realize it was only a nightmare

[@noclevername9495]

The fact the de-canonized a huge chunk of Star Wars history to try and sell us this crap. Lmao pour one out for Kyle and Dash.

[@АлексейГоровой-м8ж]

So a natural question arises. Was it worth canceling Expanded Universe for this?

[@FreehhZe]

@@АлексейГоровой-м8ж obviously no

[@3headedsnake388]

@@АлексейГоровой-м8ж Come on man

[@virgogaming6488]

The EU was glorified fanfiction George never considered canon to his Star Wars.

[@virgogaming6488]

@Lord Revan Disney decides what is canon now. George may have borrowed from the EU for his films but it was never canon.

[@FrostReach66]

I can understand if small pieces survived but HOW DID THE WHOLE THRONE ROOM SURVIVE THAT EXPLOSION, AS WELL AS THE “WAYFINDER?!?”

[@om3gared66]

Yeah WTH! Rey and Ben should have totally been dead if that were to happen although the Hondo maneuver only went through half of the right wing of ship and not the middle where the throne room would be supposedly

[@patricknathan5805]

@@om3gared66 what are you talking about? They meant the throne room on the death star, not the throne room from last jedi

[@om3gared66]

@@patricknathan5805 oh... I didn't realize that until now

[@emil3f]

and who the heck makes a dagger with the same form from an exact view from a certain point in a lost planet of some previously inexistent ruins from a deathstar that was suposed completely vanished hahahahaha, i imagine the guy forging the dagger in the middle of nowhere focusing on that exact point of the emperors throne, just really stupid

[@pt2k645]

To be fair, Palpy’s Man Cave was at the top of a spire on the surface of DS2. It’s at least conceivable that it could have survived the explosion. Who knows, maybe the Rebels blew up the tower after Luke and Anakin made it to the hangar and before the reactor exploded. 🤷‍♂️

[@SolracNexus]

"The rise of skywalker still sucks" And water is liquid

[@ChampionBuddhaBoy]

Poo is solid, except when it’s liquid

[@adarshkamoda9183]

@@J.Gingham Indeed. While we call frozen water "ice", there's no logical argument from calling "ice" "solid water".

[@MariOmor1]

and the floor is made out of floor

[@adarshkamoda9183]

Me, a d-hole: "Not necessarily..." *stares at a sentence saying ice is just solid water*

[@Shmu82]

Sequel trilogy: *exists* Palpatine: “nO”

[@Shmu82]

@Lord Revan that’s the spirit

[@XDlosDominicans]

In Kiwi accent: "Piss off ghost!"

[@BlueinAeternum]

He's frickin' gone.

[@GhostLink92]

☹️

[@icetrain494]

So anakin after all the suffering and pain died for nothing Grandmaster luke became a coward Grogu is probably dead Rey palpatine is rey...... Skywalker And we have to consider it's canon Ok

[@prylosecorsomething3194]

I just ignore it. Ignorance is bliss. If you don't admit that it exists you can't consider it Canon

[@virgogaming6488]

It's why the only Star Wars saga movies that technically matter now are 8 and 9. It's pointless to watch 1-6.

[@darkvengeance2086]

The sequels aren't Canon for me!!!!

[@emre30489]

The sequels doesn't exist for me.

[@darkvengeance2086]

@@emre30489 mah man!!!

[@klauspeter2199]

The real treasure are the memes we made along the way.

[@snobey]

*W I D E B O I 🅱 E N S W O L O*

[@jemert96]

The sequel thrilogy is not even worth meming. The memes are only funny if the movie is actually good but you want to make light-hearted fun of it

[@radpanda3868]

Everyone at Disney should be forced to watch this!

[@devS1554]

They won't even understand what any of this means , they literally called a holocron from clone wars a "WaYfinDer"

[@noahfortner2]

The galaxy when Leia asks for help in a small but crucial battle: “No, you’ve lost our trust. We’re done losing our lives for you” The galaxy when some ex-player space hobo asks for help: “LETS GOOOOO!! WHAT, WE GOTTA NAVIGATE SOME INSANE MAELSTROM TO THE STAGING WORLD OF THE SITH AND FIGHT PALPATINE HEAD ON?? PSSSHHHH, NO BIGGIE!!!”

[@DngrDan]

One of the biggest criticisms of the prequels was too much politics. This time around they said no politics at all. They just assumed the fans were stupid and these things didn't need to be explained.

[@arctrooper12]

Bruh why pilot them even, put a droid in each and kamikaze into Palpatine at lightspeed like that pink hair hobo general did in 8

[@kunalpandey4837]

@@arctrooper12 ik it was illogical. But that looked cool though

[@arctrooper12]

@@kunalpandey4837 I can't even remember how it looked, all I remember from that moment was my frustration, disgust and disappointment for the movie

[@sm2142]

Only theory I could possibly come up with as to how THAT happened is this: Lando and Chewie went to the Core Worlds and issued an ultimatum. Either EVERYONE in the freaking galaxy goes to "Exticle" to fight, or else each and every one of them would suffer "dire consequences". Whether that meant Chewie ripping arms off, or Lando dropping his pants and "doing the Kessel Run" on everybody. And their plan was to do that to everyone they were asking for help. Every. Last. One.

[@emilioovalle3070]

You forgot “cloning, secrets only the sith knew” Because apparently the CLONE WARS never happened

[@kokirikid121]

"Somehow, Palpatine returned." 😐

[@MacaldaReye]

1:45 I havnt seen these movies and legit thought she was tucking them in for bedtime

[@wd3185]

Oh my God, I'm fucking crying at 1:44 with the Titanic music and the various Anakin lines over it.

[@Shaunsters1975]

I will never accept sequels as canon

[@幽霊船-o4h]

well youre lucky disney themselves dont consider them canon anymore. All the new Star wars content that is coming out series and movies are all based on the old 6 movies and happen inbetween theae. None of the new series have anything to do with the sequels. Disney seemed to realise its better to just stay in the old timeline as it is easier to write for and not fuck up new characters

[@jemert96]

Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way

[@jwhitaker42599]

Correction: everything before this movie is cannon. This will never be in my opinion.

[@srinikethn238]

@@jemert96 it should

[@srinikethn238]

@@jwhitaker42599 tfa ruined han and leia tlj ruined luke tros ruined skywalker saga

[@swavito3546]

Next time someone wants to insult the prequels I'll use this as a counter argument

[@SwordGuy17]

Why did I read this as *"Next time on: 'Someone Wants To Insult The Prequels' I'll use this as a counter argument!"* with a Top Gear-style narration?

[@d7c388]

Same The Prequels are already a dead horse

[@raider1o295]

I think most people who hate on the prequel are just jumping on the "prequels we're bad" band wagon/mob mentality. Especially younger ones who already have a predisposition to view them as bad because of what others have said. There are many strong points with some awesome stuff in the prequels. i think the two biggest complaints is Jar Jar Binks and Anakin's acting. (I hate sand) . But there are SO many cool things brought into the SW world thanks to the prequels.

[@brxzbze]

I mean the prequels aren’t great either - saying one thing has problems doesn’t negate the fact the other thing does as well. The prequels were more unified in their vision though - they had good ideas but poor execution - but in the last movie tied everything together decently so they come off slightly better. The sequels also had some good ideas but were disjointed because two people wrote them and they didn’t have a plan so they come off as worse.

[@raider1o295]

@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte I don't know what you are speaking. Beep boop beep

[@TheMellowPumpkin]

The Sequel Trilogy is what happens when you feed all the Expanded Universe & post-ROTJ novels to an AI and then ask it to generate a new Star Wars story.

[@virgogaming6488]

You end up with the Battlefield Earth equivalent of Star Wars.

[@agoldenage9918]

@@virgogaming6488 BE is way better than the disney trilogy.

[@goodmind4940]

I think AI would have written something better

[@nicholasmendoza3550]

@@agoldenage9918 Disney trilogy is quite janky, and sometimes very bad, but Battlefield Earth is on a whole, untouchable level of bad.

[@agoldenage9918]

@@nicholasmendoza3550 BE is bad in a fun way. Disney Star Wars is bad in a bad way.

[@comic6571]

Disney really succeeded with the rise of skywalkers goal. For the first time sequel trilogy fans, original trilogy fans, and even prequel fans. All came together in perfect unity Of absolute hatred against the rise of skywalker

[@MariOmor1]

Good. Let the hate flow through you, just as it has flowed through me.

[@TisGrym]

If everyone just unanimously agrees it’s not canon then it can’t hurt us anymore

[@Shmu82]

For a brief moment I thought they were gonna do something cool with Kylo’s lightsaber, maybe he’d purify the kyber Crystal like Ahsoka did and have a silver blade, but nah he just yeets it into the ocean okay

[@Shmu82]

@The Tyro of Toriyama Haha yeah, good point

[@sadakopilled]

they deffo took that part from harry potter when harry just yeets the wand

[@MichaelJaeYT]

OMG 1:08 I can’t believe they’re the same shot 😳

[@Firelord91021]

Jesus christ man, no one has noticed you here.

[@sinadisparte3577]

Hey ur dope

[@priyamcgivern5166]

Ur awesome

[@AustinW802]

The force is strong with this one

[@AdenaKaiba]

I'd adding this video to my favourites just for mentioning that throwing Ben's lightsaber into the ocean was a f-ing bad idea. On top of, you know, wiping out all the Skywalkers, in a story they just decided to call The Skywalker Saga no less... Awesome editing too OMG (just like your other videos by the way)

[@oneinathousand2156]

The only part of the movie I liked was Wedge Antilles’ one-second cameo, I was so detached from the new stories and characters that I got excited about seeing a minor character from the OT. Pretty sad.

[@RorikH]

Don't forget Nien Nunb's 1 second cameo of him exploding, just in case you assumed Nien Nunb lived a long and happy life.

[@juresaiyan]

@@RorikH ROFL

[@mr.bluependant1871]

I remember walking out of the theater in December of 2019 feeling pretty happy, and that while it wasn't perfect it was still pretty good. It wasn't much later I went back and re-watched the original trilogy again and realized "holy shit...all three of the new films are so terrible!" And not in a good/bad way like the prequels, that have a lot of unintentional comedy, I mean just bad. Sure, some of the visuals in the new ones are breath-taking, but when you take that away, you're left with an empty husk of a story inside of a pretty shell. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go re-read the legends comics about Jason Solo etc., to remind myself what could've been.

[@sokit2em]

TFA was actually pretty good imo. I just liked it as a “set up” film to what would be better films. But after episodes 8 and 9. TFA is just unwatchable because of what happens in 8 and 9.

[@javieralfredoparedes3781]

@@sokit2em it definetly set up a few good points, but in some ways it also wrote the whole sequel trilogy into a corner, for example, Rey being too powerfull to begin with. But then, the Kylo, Finn, Snoke, Pow, etc etc stories could have gone literally anywhere, hell even Rey being so powerfull could have been fix if you think about it. Such a shame how it all ended

[@SlavaPunta]

Don't forget that Disney paid $4 billion (yes, with a "B") for Star Wars, but didn't spend a dime on: 1) mapping out their trilogy 2) putting Luke, Leia, and Han in a single scene together 3) listening to Mark Hamill when he said "this isn't my Luke" 4) any level of script quality control If you ever thought you were bad at your job, at least you're not Kathleen Kennedy.

[@dondeestaCarter]

You're wrong. These people are extremely good at their job. Their goal was never to profit from a now dead franchise, but to kill it was their original aim all along. They are destroying every cultural element that gives sane people hope.

[@evanairnomad4361]

@@dondeestaCarterGot me in the first half honestly

[@luketorpedo]

Well shit. It didn't occur to me there hadn't been a scene with those three together, know I know. Thanks.

[@octosquid48]

@@dondeestaCarterI thought you were going to say that Disney was constantly interfering with it like they did with Wish (if that's even what happened I'm not too well informed on it)

[@introsense4495]

Endgame feels like yesterday. The sequel trilogy like 5 years ago.

[@evann5451]

“ So Finn, what were you going to tell me while we were sinking?” “A good question, for another time”

[@1tsjaboisam973]

Hey bro this vid is great.

[@JackieBOYoBOY]

Its better then the entire sequel series

[@ryanhasproblems]

Remember me if this gets to 100k. I'm pretty confident it will if the algorithm is on your side, funniest shit I've seen all day.

[@ryanhasproblems]

Just realised there was a part one, just as funny. Somehow Nutsa's editing got better.

[@sparklestarspompomunicorn]

yeah i love this video

[@AnthonyRizzuti]

The fact that she buried Anakin’s lightsaber in the sand is bad enough, but when you remember that she buried it next to his dead mom at the place his step brother and his wife were murdered on the planet he never wanted to return makes it all the more disrespectful lol

[@Alex-by1zq]

I love that just yesterday I thought "man, it was fun to make fun of how bad the sequel trilogy was. sad that all videos about it are old now" you read my mind and delivered 😂

[@evolutiagames]

The only part of this whole damn trilogy that's canon to me is the part where Chewie gets his medal.

[@justawildscampi5391]

1:27 THIS. THIS WAS SO ANNYOYING. NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT IT. THANK YOU

[@nole.x]

I watched your last video a year ago, and now this one, I'm subscribing, I need more

[@meandeverything9513]

If they can de-canonice so many Star Wars Legends that fans love and a thousand times more interesting, why cant they de-canonice something fans hate and was rushed and not planned. They didn't even know who Rey was from the very beginning

[@КофаЛыч]

Disney trilogy is not made for the fans, but for the casual viewers, because it brings them more profit. Someday they will grow their own fanbase which will eat any garbage created by Disney

[@Jeyeyeyey]

Honestly, if they REALLY wanted to make a sequel, why not just adapt the Yuuzhan Vong invasion on screen? jesus

[@AlejoConejo-vb8ln]

1:09 OMFG even the SHOOTING was lazy! They couldn't do separate takes for the end scene?! Wow...

[@jordanwilliams1447]

The biggest disappointment is the The Last Jedi ended in a way that allowed for literally any story to be told going forward. There were no constraints, JJ and co. could wrap this story up in whatever way they wanted. And still...we got The Rise of Skywalker... This dogshit was the story they decided to tell...

[@verbalkint4258]

Well in my opinion it was The Last Jedi that ruined the trilogy. Destroyed Luke's character, killed off Snoke who was actually interesting, the space casino arc which was nonsensical, Leia being blasted into space then using the force to fly, hyperspace kamikaze, no depth given to any of the main characters and its the second film of the trilogy, it's all just terrible. I don't entirely blame JJ for bringing Palpatine back because with Rian Johnson killing off the biggest villain, he didn't have a whole lot to choose from.

[@jordanwilliams1447]

@@verbalkint4258 I didn’t ask.

[@thewhatness]

Absolutely. And Verbal Kint is precisely the kind of audience member JJ is capitulating to with TRoS.

[@verbalkint4258]

@@thewhatness what are you talking about? I hated TROS. I just hate TLJ more for the reasons I stated. You and the OP are just weirdos.

[@oneboss7648]

@@verbalkint4258 Snoke is biggest villain? Kylo was always intended to be the main villain, same as Vader in the OT. And Rey and Kylo were given a ton of character development (maybe too much) so at least a few of the main characters got development. Just sad Finn didn't get the same treatment

[@hamsterminator]

0:50 Even just watching this scene where Poe has green and red flashes zipping past his cockpit yet outside there isn’t a single shot being fired gets me irritated. It’s like they were too lazy to even think about what was going on on screen but HURR DURR FLASHY LIGHTS must make it good, right?

[@KurticeYZreacts]

Do you know where the background noise cones from? 😂😂i cant remember

[@biglion4631]

2:25 Disney needs a fucking wayfinder to find the plot of this shit trilogy

[@alvarorthnk]

Rey: Im Rey Skywalker The whole fanbase: *NO YOU AREN'T*

[@itwasfunnyatthetime]

1:17 not cg, it's her face from return of the jedi put onto her stunt double played by Carrie's daughter

[@hunterkiller1440]

Weird how Palpatine could never stop shooting lightning. Like in ROTS, he couldn't stop shooting lightning at Mace even every single bolt is deflected back into his face. And in ROTJ, how he shoots it randomly into the air rather than running away from Vader.

[@jtoakley12]

I never thought bout this probably coz when you’re getting electrocuted the muscles tend to cramp and make it hard to move but honestly that just sounds too weak of an explanation for the ol mighty palpatine lol

[@belot217]

If you could fling electricity from your fingertips, would you ever stop?

[@jtoakley12]

@@belot217 lol too true

[@grantsiler5416]

Palpatine didn’t stop shooting his lighting in ROTS to make anakin save him, so he could turn anakin to the dark side!

[@DailyDoseofShortsVideos]

You’re right but both times he was caught off guard this time he could have just stopped… and force choked her

[@adam_g.]

This made me laugh way too many times. Especially the "horrible things have happened with this" and trolololo part!

[@mz7315]

1:26 They look they are drowning in coffee beans in a giant coffee roaster.

[@timebolt8836]

Five phrases to fix this movie - 3po remembers prequels, key plot point - Finn and Jenna lead stormtrooper revolution - Rey saves ben with senate powers, sacrifices - Anakin vs Sidious - Ben Skywalker

[@ultimateslinger9857]

That would have been amazing! I can’t believe they didn’t do an Anakin vs sidious rematch

[@ChrisTheOnly]

Could I ask you to explain your points in more detail? They sound interesting.

[@ultimateslinger9857]

@@ChrisTheOnly I’m gonna wait on the fan fic video

[@pt2k645]

Other than C3PO expressly having his memory wiped in Ep3 the rest of it definitely works. I have 1 phrase to fix Rise: Have RJ come back to do Episode 9 instead of JJ.

[@ultimateslinger9857]

@@pt2k645 I’d rather Dave Filoni or Jon Favreau come and write and direct it. That way it’d be epic

[@andyjacobs7010]

0:15 So... uh... my takeaway from this is that the Original Trilogy is Rebel propaganda, obviously it did not occur as shown since Death Star II was not completely pulverized in an explosion... … … Yeah, that's my takeaway from this.

[@agoldenage9918]

The sequels are in a paralell universe.

[@kisham]

Unlike the prequels, time will not make these more palatable: already spoiled wine, not even worth for dressing salads.

[@Full_Throttle_Axolotl]

The prequels aged like cheap but decent wine. The sequels well, they outright took a shit into the barrel.

[@njux1871]

its doubly tragic because the whole cast is so cute and cool and awesome and you cant help but laugh on every move they had to make in the films

[@emil3f]

I laugh at this because the alternative is to cry

[@andyjacobs7010]

2:08 I didn't realize she was holding the dagger and was confused thinking, isn't that the point she's trying to get across? Oh wait, the dagger. (I've only seen all the sequel trilogy in once in theaters each (well, twice in theater for TFA).

[@broheim3348]

I feel like you have to be baked to truly appreciate this. I appreciated this.

[@CArcherOwl]

U gotta be baked beyond the Sun man.

[@ffinosie3157]

i have never laughed this hard before, THE EDITING IS PERFECT, every time vibrato appears i lose it, holy shit thank you for making this gem

[@wormie077]

*Yall the sequels were just a nightmare luke had the night after the 2nd death star blew up*

[@VitrixYT101]

Yep

[@savorybacon9333]

Make this Canon it's the only way to fix this shit ur a genius

[@sillywillyproductions]

Honestly though the “ igniting a light saber in the middle of the desert” isn’t too bad. If you were able to have a lightsaber wouldn’t you be doing that 247

[@pastexpiration2160]

2:40 this song has better nostalgia than modern Star Wars

[@shawerful5209]

Prequel trilogy: how a trilogy can make movies better Original trilogy: how to make a trilogy Sequel trilogy: how to not make a trilogy

[@emil3f]

sequel trilogy: why not to make a trilogy like this xd

[@UNLIMITEDMONEEEY]

Sequel trilogy : what is a trilogy

[@emil3f]

@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte prequels are muuuch better than sequels for gods sake😂

[@sarveshnathan7559]

@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte They have plenty

[@virgogaming6488]

Sequel trilogy: tRiLoGiEs ArE hArD

[@theæthœr]

Here’s the issue… Portals was earned in Endgame.

[@PorkFork]

Not sure what part of Da WaEfinder annoyed me more: Putting all that time and effort into getting it because there's only 1 of 2 in existence obtainable only for that mega fleet to get there just fine anyway or the fact that the key to it's location was a dagger, that predates the story by a long ass time and was apparently also made into a map that lined up to debris of the death star.

[@Ordnance_T]

Palpatine loves getting his lightning being reflected back to him, ask windu

[@Fulcrox]

The Best part is that these guys spend the whole movie searching for a ultra "secret" planet, and Kylo underlings we're already there lmao

[@bearimpaler101]

3:28 Well the reason is that rey wanted to see if the color of the lightsaber looked as horrible as the hilt does.

[@memerio1458]

“The Rise of Skywalker STILL sucks.” “Hmmm, yes. The floor here is made out of floor.”

[@tumsfestival8027]

My friend was like “I don’t think I saw that one what happened?” My response “what didn’t happen?” And then I tried to explain what happened and we both started laughing uncontrollably as I went over the plot points

[@ZelotHD]

This is gonna blow up, just like Order 66.

[@LucifersAngel-mu4mw]

I laughed out loud in theatres when 3-P0's eyes turned red. WHAT DID FUCKIN ANAKIN JUST GIVE HIM WEE RED LEDS INCASE ANYONE EVER MADE HIM SPEAK SITH!? YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A ROBOT'S EYES GO RED! It was so fucking stupid.

[@KENSHIROez3260]

When you realize out there.. there is some person who have an incredible talent in creating idea and movie writing (or let just say this person is very talented and deserve better like get the job he wish to have which is film director).. went astray and homeless while the talentless group of person like them (I'm talking about Disney) get all the job they didn't even deserve to have

[@Hexaven]

It's the editing that does it for me in these, lmao. Glad the algorithm brought you up 👌

[@ajk354]

Endgame: The Rise of Palpatine

[@pastaphilias]

"The Rise of Skywalker" the last skywalkers die during the movie

[@JPShadow47]

When they were filiming this movie I think they eventually gave up and just decided to roll with it to end it lol

[@Squishy_Seal]

0:16 Fuck I ve never noticed that. I didn t think the sequels could get any worse but here we are.

[@Moakmeister]

Remember how Rey is shown levitating in her first scene, thus confirming that Jedi can FLY?

[@om3gared66]

Well it's just standard levitation though. It's not like when Yoda lifted Luke's X-Wing that it was flying while a few feet off from the ground

[@joeld.k.7652]

Theey FLY now?

[@verbalkint4258]

@@om3gared66 no jedi in any film or show has ever been shown to levitate. They are able to use the force to move other objects but fly themselves? Never.

[@om3gared66]

@@verbalkint4258 Bro Count Dooku levitated himself in the clone wars micro series although I don't think it's Canon anymore

[@verbalkint4258]

@@om3gared66 yeah it isn't anymore dude.

[@TheRegibump]

You wanna know a true flaw of Episode 9 that I don’t see brought up much, Kylo Ren somehow managed to fly to Exegol in an Imperial Tie Fighter that’s canonically not built with a hyperdrive.

[@MemePenguin]

LMAO the identity theft part got me good 🤣🤣🤣

[@monolidmulan8652]

I subscribed this past week because I loved your other videos thinking even if this person doesn’t post again, at least I have these other ones to watch and I’m so glad to see a new video! Please feel free to make them longer, they’re great! Thanks for including Rose! #RoseTicoDeservedBetter

[@TheMetronome_10]

The whole “Somehow, Palpatine returned.” was a cheap move 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@officert5147]

the wheeze-laugh at the death star wreckage already got me and I'm not even a minute in good job again haha

[@justcallme.n8]

3:20 my favorite bit

[@MrInvaderOhYeah]

0:44 You see, the difference between these two scenes is how they were set up, and how they went down in the history of their respective franchises. One scene was set up because of 11 years of character growth, world building, and a pre established and very intimidating threat. We ACTUALLY knew that everything was leading up to this scene, and it was legendary because of the execution and how we got to this point in this franchise. It was actually exciting to see everyone coming together to take down the biggest threat to the universe. The other scene was set up because of lazy writing. There was barely any build up to this event and there was A LOT of plot convenience involved. It doesn’t help that this scene is a part of a trilogy that shits on the legacy of the original story, and the context for this scene makes things worse.

[@KurticeYZreacts]

Whats the de da didly de da didly part from though😂😂 its been so long since i heard that i forget where it comes from

[@whats_tungsten9178]

i feel like the title “the fall of sky walker” would have made sense

[@MariOmor1]

The Rise of Palpatine