"i cannot die death is a concept invented by the jedi"
@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife3 жыл бұрын
😆
@geetslys3 жыл бұрын
Death is propaganda!
@thebeangod77523 жыл бұрын
I don't evan know how to spell it...
@HeOfTheBeginning3 жыл бұрын
Darth Trump LMAO
@sushiandpentagrams3 жыл бұрын
Meatcanyon universe is cannon. Convince me otherwise
@clonecoric41403 жыл бұрын
Jedi: Its over Sion, weve striked you down hundreds of times, die already. Sion: What if, just listen, what if.... I didn't die.
@geetslys3 жыл бұрын
Epic troll.
@ChaplainPhantasm3 жыл бұрын
@The Raging Gamer on PS4 A scratch? Yer bloody arm is off!
@andrescrespo25143 жыл бұрын
Jedi: it’s over Sion, we’ve struck you down hundreds of times, die already Sion: no u
@Spice9833 жыл бұрын
@The Raging Gamer on PS4 Tis but a flesh wound!
@darthsion46383 жыл бұрын
*No, I don't think I will.*
@EdaugEthanbYT3 жыл бұрын
All the sith are too something to die Darth Sion’s too angry Darth Nhihilus is too addicted to planets Darth Sidious is too powerful And The Senate is too corrupt
@MrGokuson223 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader: too strong to die
@jeremygrant61453 жыл бұрын
Sidious was too greedy.
@clonecoric41403 жыл бұрын
Dooku: Too naive.
@EdaugEthanbYT3 жыл бұрын
@Yair Correa sorry I’ll delete it. My response to jokes even if they’re obviously jokes is to use facts
@communismwithgiggles25153 жыл бұрын
Darth Tyrannus was too classy to die
@sarmadhabibkhan30363 жыл бұрын
Yoda: Sith can't be immortal Scion: Hold my beer. Nhilus: Hold my beer. Palpatine: Hold my plot armor and bad writing.
@lilianemachadostigliano17273 жыл бұрын
i mean even the Nhilus and Scion immortally had catches
@blvckghost84062 жыл бұрын
Lol plot armor and bad writing? Doofus you don’t know star wars
@bennettbt88642 жыл бұрын
@@blvckghost8406 I think they were referring to RoS. “Somehow, palpatine returned”
@BigUriel2 жыл бұрын
@@bennettbt8864 The idea that Palpatine had learned how to transfer his conscience between bodies and he had clones of himself ready in case ever got killed had already been explored many years earlier in the expanded universe though, Disney didn't make that up. As was the fact the wasn't even the first Sith to do it, he learned it from Vitiate. Palpatine was a historian of the Sith and he became so powerful because learned everything he could about his predecessors. Unlike other Sith like, say, Darth Maul, who were idiots who just wanted to hack and slash and usually ended up dying young.
@bennettbt88642 жыл бұрын
@@BigUriel yea, but absolutely none of it was established in disney canon until four months after RoS. It was such a tack on idea with no nuance. Definitely wasnt what JJ planned during TFA.
@ajra61433 жыл бұрын
Normies: There's no way Darth Maul could've survived being cut in half. It's physically impossible for someone to survive that kind of injury. Sion: Cut in half? I didn't release I'd come during amateur hour.
@Janoha173 жыл бұрын
Jedi Outcast had a Dark Jedi who was cut in half and just learned to fly to make up for the lack of legs.
@choueriito25483 жыл бұрын
Not to mention if a human like Anakin can survive severe burns for an extended period of time through channelling the dark side fuelled by hatred with it having already been spelt out by Palpatine that "the dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some can consider to be unnatural" I really don't get why so many have a gripe with a Zabrak with significantly different biology like Maul managing to survive being bisected long enough to find a life-saving prosthetic (especially when there's already been rare cases of humans having survived similar injuries for an extended period of time in real life through sheer will).
@JesuszillaS3 жыл бұрын
*realize
@buek143 жыл бұрын
Wahaha. The comment we needed so bad. Yeah that's the point. Though I wasn't a fan of bringing back Maul but people have no idea about other Sith Lords who did much more serious shit.
@sambridgers95433 жыл бұрын
@@Janoha17 That was Jedi Knight 1.
@Durchdenwaldt_Films3 жыл бұрын
*His body dies* Him: na I don’t feel like it His Body: ._.
@Sinnzly3 жыл бұрын
His organs: OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST DIE ALREADY!!! Him: hmmmm..... Nah
@Preston_Garvy Жыл бұрын
Sounds about right
@ontasbulent57093 жыл бұрын
I like the idea that all the Sith have Titles like Darth Sion the Lord of pain or Darth Plagues the wise
@lukewhitsell9423 жыл бұрын
Darth Nihilus the Lord of Hunger
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
How about Darths Bane, Zannah, Tenebrous, Sidious, and Vader?
@kodiakcalkins78833 жыл бұрын
It's something the Jedi wouldn't tell you.
@carternelson11223 жыл бұрын
@@michaelandreipalon359 Darth Vader means Dark Father I believe
@nomcno43973 жыл бұрын
@@michaelandreipalon359 Darth sidious the cunning Darth Vader the enraged
@krzosu3 жыл бұрын
Sion was so angry because he forgot to cancel his Disney+ subscription...
@clonecoric41403 жыл бұрын
Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics.
@geetslys3 жыл бұрын
Hey, gotta watch The Falcon and The Winter Soldier!
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
There's a lot of good stuff in the streaming service, though, old cartoons and movies notwithstanding. Of course, I disagree with some of the pointless censorship and political correctness (just deem The Lady and The Tramp and Peter Pan period pieces and call it a day!).
@darthsion46383 жыл бұрын
How do you know?!
@krzosu3 жыл бұрын
@@darthsion4638 I know because that would left me angry too xD
@ThrawnFett1233 жыл бұрын
Jedi Master: *finally cuts down some ugly Sith Marauder that's just killed like 50 of his best knights* "Why do I hear Boss music?"
@Corsair2092gaming3 жыл бұрын
Darth Sion: *you done fucked up now*.
@JackPool-lq8ux3 жыл бұрын
“Too angry to die?” Was DoomSlayer a Sith? They’d be awesome! Horrifying, but AWESOME!
@Hinokassaudifan13 жыл бұрын
There is a beta version of glory kills from doom 2016, one of which the slayer uses the force, literally, to crush an imp. And it. Is. AWESOME!
@zacharybare69673 жыл бұрын
Was thinking Kratos as a Sith myself but Doomslayer is a great fit too
@leviosdraekion69933 жыл бұрын
Goblin Slayer(the character) is probably one as well then.
@geetslys3 жыл бұрын
He will always be Doomguy to me!
@zacharybare69673 жыл бұрын
@@geetslys They need to have Slayer and Guy meet up and avenge all the Daisy's in the multiverse
@garrettgarner4383 жыл бұрын
Nihilus: a walking wound in the force Sion: a literal walking wound that’s pissed Also stuff like this is why I like legends material over whatever Disney tries to sell us.
@TetsuShima3 жыл бұрын
*Fun fact:* Darth Sion appeared in The Force Unleashed as a playable character in the free-to-play version. His design in that game is just BADASS
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
Of course he was...
@harpseal92343 жыл бұрын
He almost looks like pinhead (minus the pins) From the hell raiser series XD
@Corsair2092gaming3 жыл бұрын
Pics or it didn't happen
@defalttheloner3 жыл бұрын
@@Corsair2092gaming I believe that the Hd 3D model on the video is him
@CyberLance262 жыл бұрын
I did not think free to play games existed yet when The Force Unleashed came out.
@tuckerjohnston18443 жыл бұрын
Both Darth Sion and Darth Nhihilus are really awesome in their own right. Darth Nhihilus can literally devours planets and has a cool mask while Darth Sion is literally to angry to die and looks really scary.
@jeffbrownstain2 жыл бұрын
So badass he didnt even need cybernetics like 99% of all other Sith who live long enough
@Vexnatos2 жыл бұрын
They are also both deconstructions of Darth Vader.
@ontasbulent57093 жыл бұрын
Darth Sion like Maul just needs a hug and some friends
@Richard342363 жыл бұрын
Heres a hug for you big guy sorry it’s thousands of years to late
@ABadassDragon3 жыл бұрын
He got it from Mittra Suurik and then he died
@vellinghem21873 жыл бұрын
I think he could use a teddy to go along with that hug and friends.
@AndyWGaming3 жыл бұрын
This is the saddest thing and most accurate
@geetslys3 жыл бұрын
He needs Squishmallows.
@ABadassDragon3 жыл бұрын
If you think about it he is what all Sith want to be. They accept anger, hate and pain, they dont mind physical deformities and damage and they seek physical immortality. Not a perfect Sith, but damn close
@thomas194063 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a Sideous quote. "There is a price for power but it is a price no true sith would hesitate to pay" I couldn't find where I heard it so the quote might be a bit inaccurate.
@ABadassDragon3 жыл бұрын
@@thomas19406 It may have been Plagueis to Palpatine "The Dark Side is a sickness, but it is a sickness no true Sith would wish to be cured of". I remember that one
@thomas194063 жыл бұрын
@@ABadassDragon that's the one
@ratatoskr55613 жыл бұрын
My mind: "not a perfect sith but a good man" Wait no that doesn't work.
@konankunoichi943 жыл бұрын
And the damage they take only further fuels their rage which keeps them going. Thats where vader and sions source of strength come from.
@WorldArchivist3 жыл бұрын
Darth Sion:*too angry to die* Doomslayer: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be LEGENDARY!
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
The Doom Slayer wins, since he's still alive (I think) even after the events of Doom Eternal+The Ancient Gods.
@theorcamafia3 жыл бұрын
The doomslayer is more powerful than anything in the star wars universe abaloth doesn't count because he is from outside the Galaxy and the force can't see him
@retrosquadchannel2.0503 жыл бұрын
@@michaelandreipalon359 But it doesn't mean Doomslayer can kill Dart Sion. No one can kill him.
@BioLegacy1413 жыл бұрын
@@theorcamafia Except Doomslayer isnt that powerful, just a really strong soldier. Also, "Abeloth" isn't from outside of the Star Wars galaxy, SHE is very much from within the galaxy, and is very much a part of the Force, and can be sensed through the Force. She even uses it.
@EldenJohnathan3 жыл бұрын
Doom slayer isn't just a normal soldier, he is blessed by the divinity machine and basically as powerful as god. The symbol he wears isn't his, it is the mark of the beast and the sign of a primevil. A primevil is essentially a god and are so powerful that a universe can only contain one, so they are spread across multiple. They are able to become more powerful by killing and never have to rest, eat or drink. The ultimate primevil also known as Devaad or the dark lord is the most powerful and was only bested by his son known as the father. This is the basic run down of some of what they could do. The doom Slayer is one of them due to the divinity machine, it has very specific requirements in a person, but it can grant the rank of primevil. The doom slayer is exceptionally powerful due to him constantly killing demons for eons (remember he gets more powerful the more he kills). He became so powerful that he could crush the life sphere of the father with minimal effort and kill devaad who is the creator of all life (basically god). The only reason he can die to a zombie and his punches don't do anything is because of gameplay mechanics. If he was as strong in the game as he is in lore, the game would last 5 minutes so they have to nerf him in gameplay.
@zexalbrony47993 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan: If there's one thing we've learned from the Sith is that they are persistent, they will not die.
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
Sadly true. The only way to end all this is when the Star Wars' galaxy, if not the entire universe, finally decays into nothingness.
@reaperking77483 жыл бұрын
Even lopping off their heads isn't a 100% guarantee
@worldeater24143 жыл бұрын
"My young Padawan, Sith deal in absolutes. And the tale of Sion is the tale of an absolutely pissed Sith."
@ammagnolia2 жыл бұрын
That's just weak writing like bringing back an x man from death because we're too lazy to make new characters.
@keithsantana145 Жыл бұрын
That's an absolute Obi-wan. Only Sith deal in absolutes. Is Obi-wan a Sith now?
@titanwithasivaphone19753 жыл бұрын
this man is literally the embodiment of woke up and chose violence
@joda7697 Жыл бұрын
"If you're about to die, just say no. Death can't legally take you without your consent." -Sion, probably
@efxnews47763 жыл бұрын
The odd thing about,is that Sion quite possible found peace and by let himself to die, he went to the light side, after all he wasn't trying to kill Meetra, he just didn't want her to face Kreia.
@sebastiangibson9671 Жыл бұрын
Yeah bc he loved her He committed die because he loved meetra
@deph51833 жыл бұрын
While Sion had nothing to live for in the end and was in constant pain, at least he retained some sense of self compared to being a hungry force of nature like Nihilus.
@FalconWindblader3 жыл бұрын
That's why Scion is the more interesting character of the 2. Nihilus, while shit tons more powerful in terms of sheer order of magnitude, has practically been rendered a mindless beast who gave completely into a raw, vastly amplified animalistic instinct. Scion, on the other hand, managed to cling to reason & thus still has a personality, instead of just being a raw seven sins made flesh.
@VIPGarrett3 жыл бұрын
Im just imagining him fighting Durge, two unkillable jedi killers fighting each other for eternity
@tylerjones75923 жыл бұрын
Darth Sion: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
@Zelo_13 жыл бұрын
Death: "It's time to go" Sion: NO
@Lone_Vistule3 жыл бұрын
"Was I a good sith?"
@ammagnolia2 жыл бұрын
Not today
@temuulenamartuvshin1204 Жыл бұрын
Well. Death from puss in boots finally got good oppunent
@eeeeedede2 жыл бұрын
Padme: sad, dies Sion: angry, survives multiple "fatal" wounds
@sinwithagrin42432 жыл бұрын
Looking at his body I really think we need better words than fatal.
@randomcenturion72642 жыл бұрын
Choose anger over despair. It's always stronger.
@MrGokuson223 жыл бұрын
Has anyone ever tried to sever his head from his body? Or would his body still act on his desires like his head was never separated from it?
@CollinMcLean3 жыл бұрын
That would probably do it...
@Space_C0wb0y4203 жыл бұрын
I mean if he can fuse his bones back together on command I’d imagine he can just fuse his head back on.
@KumaoftheForest3 жыл бұрын
Deadpool with Hulk’s anger problems
@darthsion46383 жыл бұрын
Do you think a severed head can stop me? Try throwing me into a sun, that would be new... and interesting.
@FalconWindblader3 жыл бұрын
That would probably do a lot to make sure that he stays dead... longer than he usually would. He still needs his body in (mostly) one piece to consider himself alive after all, & losing his head would mean losing the senses he has on his head, inconveniencing him long enough to make sure that he either gets completely destroyed or securely contained. The jedi, however, for most part, would never consider severing heads in combat as an option, partially due to they considering the act unnecessary, & partially because the inherent savagery & brutality of the act would lead them closer to the dark side.
@Duchess_Van_Hoof3 жыл бұрын
Before I played the game I thought I was going to prefer Nihilus, but Sion got a proper personality, he is more than just a Sith, more than just a mass murderer, more than his eternal pain. He realizes that Traya had manipulated him, he resents it and when ordered to bring the Exile, he does everything in his power to keep her away from suffering a similar fate. Forget Vader, Sion had a redemptive sacrifice worth a damn.
@teddy82632 жыл бұрын
Shaak Ti: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
@zelithfang23653 жыл бұрын
KZbin: before you can watch this video you have to watch a 5 second add then a 15 second ad- Me: *furiously opening and closing the video till I get no adds* No
@gewoonik6873 жыл бұрын
That title description. I was 99% sure this was going to be about my ex.
@geetslys3 жыл бұрын
This dude.
@stevenclark16623 жыл бұрын
When I bought kotor 2 in '06 with my buddy, he LOVED how Nihilous looked on the cover. I thought he looked like an evil Mickey Mouse, so to pester my buddy, I kept calling Nihilous Darth Mickey.
@sinwithagrin42432 жыл бұрын
Little did we know
@asm49913 жыл бұрын
Darth Sion: My fury ensures that no one can strike me down! Doomslayer: Oh cool, you too?
@jacksonmurphy81693 жыл бұрын
Asura: join the club
@LB-py9ig Жыл бұрын
I like the idea that, despite WANTING immortality, no Sith wanted to touch Sion simply because they found him horrifying. Like "yeah sure, we want to live forever, but not like that."
@gimmboi74083 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the attack of the dead men, the russians were literally too angry to die
@KumaoftheForest3 жыл бұрын
A man of culture I see
@Yuki_Ika73 жыл бұрын
@@KumaoftheForest indeed
@ammagnolia2 жыл бұрын
@@KumaoftheForest get a room
@morrythemorr38002 жыл бұрын
Unlikely. The primary reason that made that charge at all possible was that chemical weapons had still been a very new method of warfare at that point, to the point of being unknown to the russians exposed to those first attacks. As such, they didn't know they were dying. With most of the pain receptors in their bodies already destroyed, they perceived their slow demise through a confused haze more than anything. Their charge wasn't so much anger-driven as it was mostly just them being addled by a gradual shortage of oxygen due to their lungs being well on the way to dissolving. They probably felt drunk more than anything, barely able to understand much of anything as they slowly succumbed. If they had known they were dying, who knows what they would have done. But since they didn't know, they obediently followed orders before proceeding to die quietly.
@RandoComandoStudios2 жыл бұрын
@@morrythemorr3800 -🤓
@krzosu3 жыл бұрын
As for Sion and Nihilus - both were original characters - but in the end Nihilus was way more dangerous than Sion - in terms of possible devastation Nihilus was more capable by mere his presence.
@wintertrooper79182 жыл бұрын
Sion is a better Sith he has reasoning and still has a sense of self Nihlus however has neither of those and is therefor a weaker Sith
@krzosu2 жыл бұрын
@@wintertrooper7918 Well i was judging their destructive potential not how well they fitted into sith ideology per say - in the end Kreia said both of them were failures both as sith and her own puppils. And on top of that what it meant to be "Sith" was also not set in stone - their own view on that also changed over time - that is for eg why they stopped making sith artifacts later on - as as for first Sith's - Those were signs of their power - and later on Sith belived the power should come only from themselves - thus they stopped making artifacts.
@domidium Жыл бұрын
It's like a more extreme version of what happened with Maul, how hw kept his spider form together after being cut in half. Kept alive by the dark side.
@worldeater24143 жыл бұрын
Sion is the only proof that Sith play by Video Game Logic, boi was just endlessly respawning immediately.
@nataliemeyers26263 жыл бұрын
Exar Kun pops onto the screen, sudden thunder clap heard from window behind me. Talk about timing...
@communismwithgiggles25153 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine Sion as a twitter girl? The force: "Time for you to accept death." Sion, again: "No❤"
@communismwithgiggles25153 жыл бұрын
@OriginalGangsterGrow My brain is indeed weird like that
@VoltaikEntertainment2 жыл бұрын
Vader is basically Sion. He was kept alive through the force, Luke broke vader to the light, and ultimately died.
@Yukzula3 жыл бұрын
Breaking news : *Man literally too angry to die.*
@ciaranrocks97873 жыл бұрын
Only a Scotsman could harbour so much aggro that he'd refuse to die 😂
@Viperfish90003 жыл бұрын
I can imagine Nhilius' parents thinking why he eats so much while he was a kid. And Sions parents wondering why es always in an angry mood
@sebastiangibson9671 Жыл бұрын
Darth sion “it’s not a phase mom”
@vladtheimpalerofficial2 жыл бұрын
Jedi: we killed him finally Scion: did you think killing me was enough to make me die
@shanenolan82523 жыл бұрын
Treya voice actress is amazing love her voice
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
Yeah, why didn't she continue on her voice acting in other video games and cartoons?
@shanenolan82523 жыл бұрын
@Paulo Eusebio a little yes
@b1_ferg2 жыл бұрын
Scottish anger is a real thing.
@firstofficersleek97223 жыл бұрын
I think Darth Maul and Maw also used rage to survive being cut in half.
@Endrgamr26210 ай бұрын
I just like how the description just says and yes he’s Scottish
@unknowngamer67963 жыл бұрын
I always want led a KZbinr to do a topic about sion he is so unique and still so much we don't know
@someguywholikesanime7452 жыл бұрын
Bro is the embodiment of black air force energy.
@nickchappa18273 жыл бұрын
He hated the idea of treya breaking meetra so with all his fear and anger he tried to stop meetra but he was destined to finally rest by her hands
@morelenmir2 жыл бұрын
There was an amusing 'easter egg'/nod to the gallery from Bioware in Mass Effect. A rather ineffective Turian spectre begins Sheppard's induction into the group but is killed by the primary antagonist almost at once. He is called 'Nihlus'... His face paint is also rather similar to Darth Nihilus' mask. To some extent the Spectres are the Jedi of Mass Effect, although they do not have magic powers beyond the inherent psionic ability of the individual recruit, nor do they have sword fights with their enemies. They are far more likely to nuke the site from orbit and get on with their day.
@Truesdale843 жыл бұрын
Awesome video! The dark side always seems to have the more interesting lore. Also, you would think after thousands of years, the republic would have super advanced technology, but it seems like everything you see during the prequel’s is the same as it was in the old republic
@wowisntitanamazinglyamazin95502 жыл бұрын
I think the dark side tends to be more interesting because you really have to justify why someone would go to such extremes for a cause that is presumably and unjustifiably evil and sometimes you have to justify it.
@demi-femme48212 жыл бұрын
I mean, the Galaxy basically fell apart during the New Sith Wars. All the tech we see in the Prequels is probably the result of a Renaissance in the Republic.
@Vexnatos2 жыл бұрын
What do you get when you take Darth Vader out of his suit? Darth Sion. He's a case in point of how much it would suck to BE Vader.
@TheRealSladeValentine2 жыл бұрын
"Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic" ~a certain bad-ass Mercenary
@adamsamess21632 жыл бұрын
The intro with Kreia just roasting the absolute shit out of Sion is just…. *chefs kiss*
@perfectbotgreg51193 жыл бұрын
Me dies Someone at my funeral: yeah I sold his Xbox to afford this funeral Me: the Sith Lord Who to angry to die
@nightnark30373 жыл бұрын
nice
@capolean29023 жыл бұрын
awesome
@soffdogsmedia71212 жыл бұрын
Darth Bane source of anger: Father Darth Vader source of anger: Betrayal Darth Sidious source of anger: Vanity Darth Scion source of anger: Scottish
@connorwest4653 жыл бұрын
Just yesterday, I named & modelled my eso character after sion. Then geets uploads a video about him. *insert kenobi visible happiness meme here*
@quantemwensday3 жыл бұрын
angry edge lord nine year old: rage quits darth sion: peace quits
@VortexKiller23 жыл бұрын
Sion: *exists* Doomslayer: *visibly sweating*
@sambridgers95433 жыл бұрын
No wonder Maul survived.
@WordsofHeresy3 жыл бұрын
This just in: Sith lord is just too fucking angry to die
@aeroscantsee16652 жыл бұрын
so basically, Sion realize immortality sucks?
@Tealx13 жыл бұрын
I know nothing about star wars outside of the kylo ren meme but this video was so good I watched it all the way through dude was cracked (literally)
@HELIOS42992 жыл бұрын
Asura from Asura's wrath- "I am glad to have a brother, swinging that cool LIGHTSABER."
@donaldbell25543 жыл бұрын
Love this game...I wanted a part 3 very bad
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
Yes, but what material would they use for the third game? They kinda used up the best ideas in the duology and, in some ways, The Old Republic.
@FalconWindblader3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelandreipalon359 Well, they still have Meetra Surik's handful of jedi apprentices & the whole wound in the Force thingy to expand upon. Exploring a Force anomaly through the eyes of those taught by the one most affected by said anomaly & the only one to have successfully risen above it, would be an interesting breakaway from the usual light vs dark, Jedi vs Sith dichotomy.
@pwnstarryan52652 жыл бұрын
Vader: my burns leave me in constant agony, but at least I get to soak in a bacta tank when I'm not working. Scion: that's cute.
@N8TheGreatG3 жыл бұрын
Love Darth Sion definitely in my top 5 sith! My favorite sith being Darth Malgus I even named my dog 🐶 malgus!
@starstudio84023 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the reason anakin stayed awake during that whole lava burning scene until sidous came.Apparently anakin was to mad to pass out.
@joelker413 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Immortal Sith Lord dies simping for a Jedi.
@JC-zj2is3 жыл бұрын
Duels a chick a couple times, Simps to his death right after
@FFA44110 ай бұрын
Wanted to die but so mad they refuse to die. Relatable
@Hinokassaudifan13 жыл бұрын
The slayer: *happy angry aneurysm sounds*
@thomasnolastname8734 Жыл бұрын
Sion didn't hear no bell
@davidordaz52513 жыл бұрын
Yay! Tha real Geetsly is back!
@samspeed62713 жыл бұрын
Sounds like one really messed up SOB. Needs to chill a bit. This is how I imagine a duel with Sion going: Sion invites Jedi to make the first move, which the Jedi obviously refuses. So Sion does a half arsed jab with the sabre which the Jedi parries, followed by an artful flick which removes Sion's arm and head. Body falls down and head rolls away. Jedi turns Sabre off. Sion's decapitated head then says 'Not so fast.' and rolls back to his body, where his remaining arm puts the head back on. He stands up, flexing his neck, before force pulling his missing arm back to him and sticking it back on. He stretches it, then relights his lightsabre. Jedi hysterically mutters 'That's impossible' before having a heart attack and dying.
@shimonsimmons32703 жыл бұрын
We seriously need a Nihilus and Sion movie or Tv show.
@jamestomlin55253 жыл бұрын
Yeah we do, the old sith lords were so interesting, I'd love to hear more about Darth Traya myself.
@shimonsimmons32703 жыл бұрын
It seems to me that the old sith Lords were more powerful than the new one's are. I mean Nihilus could force drain entire planets and Sion was unable to be killed. Treya seems pretty awesome too.
@jamestomlin55253 жыл бұрын
@@shimonsimmons3270 indeed they were, which if you think about it, blows bane's rule of two theory out of the water. But it is what it is, we can look to the future and hope these legends are explored further.
@shimonsimmons32703 жыл бұрын
That's a good point about the Rule of Two.
@jamestomlin55253 жыл бұрын
@@shimonsimmons3270 right? The whole 'if there are many, our collective power is weakened'. Buuuuut~ in this era there were many sith, some even stronger than bane
@fabioartoscassone93053 жыл бұрын
Obi Wan: i have higher ground Darth Sion: i dont give a fuck. i have ANGER ground
@DarthDestructusTheSithLord3 жыл бұрын
That literally sounds like most of my ROTC Battalion during COVID-19
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
Yikes. Are they still kicking?
@j36802 жыл бұрын
I would’ve kept living as a Sith Lord to discover more of what is unknown
@Endercraft-kf3tk3 жыл бұрын
Why do a get Kratos vibes from this guy? He deserves his own game.
@jackryan87363 жыл бұрын
I always preferred Darth Sion over Darth Nihilus personally, and his story is an interesting one. It's a shame that the version of KOTOR II that I have/have had for many years now (the un-modded X-Box version) doesn't have all of the scenes with him, but I always liked him regardless.
@Riftrender3 жыл бұрын
Those games need a remaster. Or for a single player kotor 3...as much as I enjoyed swtor I would have preferred to not have to have an internet connection for it.
@sambridgers95433 жыл бұрын
Dude, you have no idea how many times I got mad at being booted off the Flashpoint because of an internet disconnect. And right when I was about done.
@geetslys3 жыл бұрын
YES
@unistealth2 жыл бұрын
Darth Sion is basically that boss that has 100 health bars and gets stronger each time you empty a bar
@WikiHL3 жыл бұрын
Too bad he didn't oof Kreia at the start of the game
@92HazelMocha3 жыл бұрын
I mean he woulda just shown up in the sequel trilogy and axed Rey lol
@declanhandley-byrne43353 жыл бұрын
Too angry to die? Yeah, he's Scottish alright
@reshubpendyala55673 жыл бұрын
Yes I have been waiting for this one
@geetslys3 жыл бұрын
:)
@pointbreak84743 жыл бұрын
Death: say goodbye. It’s time to go Sion: can’t touch this
@masterbuilder18623 жыл бұрын
w0w he wanted to die but couldn't. sounds like my 14 year old cousin lol
@Void-ij5wq3 жыл бұрын
Wait what?
@spagettie15892 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, we kill Jedi Oh no! We killed all the Jedi! Everyday Sith Lord Problems.
@D9Beats3 жыл бұрын
Just like me. I’m too angry to quit KZbin haha
@patrickglover75063 жыл бұрын
The Sith Triumvirate would have scared the prequel Jedi council.
@jamestomlin55253 жыл бұрын
Hell even banes rule of two era would have been horrified of them
@harrisonberkhout10053 жыл бұрын
Love your videos!
@gastrointestinalgaming76293 жыл бұрын
First comment
@harrisonberkhout10053 жыл бұрын
@@gastrointestinalgaming7629 👀
@geetslys3 жыл бұрын
Glad you like them!
@geetslys3 жыл бұрын
@ ppllooppyy ppllooppyy Now I'm no expert, but how can you be the first comment if you're replying to someone?
@gastrointestinalgaming76293 жыл бұрын
@@geetslys i meant like... this was the first comment.... also I really love your videos!
@fastburner_yt3 жыл бұрын
Queen Elizabeth II: Maybe I am a Sith.
@thatmuffinman3 жыл бұрын
Yay
@darthvaderbutbetter2 жыл бұрын
Satan: It’s time for you to go Sion: Nah I’m good Satan: You… Don’t have a choice Sion: Yeah I do, you wanna know why? *Activates lightsaber* Satan: Ok, I can wait…
@HobGoblin4203 жыл бұрын
🖤🖤
@simonsayswhy94203 жыл бұрын
This guy does the 'too angry to die' better than Maul
@BlueKalinka3 жыл бұрын
Jedi: an exiled Jedi which can use her powers without the force This guy: man literally too angry to die