The Slap | Chapo Trap House

[@technologic21]

Chapo Slap House.

[@onlyusernameleft2]

Slapo slap house

[@jingbot1071]

Chappy Slappy Happy

[@bitteralmonds666]

SLAPPO CHOP HOUSE 🧉🦄

[@John_Malka-tits]

So good makes you slap yo gramsmouth

[@АбсолютСпирит]

Trapo chap house

[@acetate909]

So Matt watches every episode of SNL and every Oscar ceremony? He's into some kind of television based sadomasochism and we're here for it.

[@chetkayeable]

Matt has admitted an SNL addiction where he hate watches every show.

[@rf3471]

Yeah unfortunately someone has to watch that crap SNL has long ago failed whereas In Living Color and Mad TV picked up the reins from them and did a far better job shame that they're gone and that piece of trash is there still

[@nickadt]

Will would revive his reputation if he slapped Kanye right now.

[@Iwatchedyouchains]

Chris Rock deserved the slap for making a joke that would have been less than mediocre even if the movie he was referencing wasn't 26 YEARS OLD

[@freakyzed8467]

Love how Will Smith has talked about all the many, many celebrities who have called him every day to make sure he is OK and help him thru this difficult time.....that he completely brought upon himself and has obviously not used to grow or learn.

[@twocansamm]

Don't care that it's already been said, since it was my first thought reading the title I have to CHAPO SLAP HOUSE

[@JWPanimation]

Will was like, "No way I'm putting on the dress again, what else you got?"

[@skurafn8805]

comedy would considerably improve if comedians got smacked every time they told a bad joke

[@jingbot1071]

Stephen Crowder would be dead, so I approve of this idea.

[@howilearned2stopworrying508]

Big example of reality following Satire. I've got the Oscar Fever - hope you've got it too

[@michaela8194]

Being able to take a joke, especially one as minor as Rock's is just about the most basic measure of maturity you can imagine. Kindergarten children hit each other when they hurl similarly minor insults, forgiving them and understanding that THEY'RE CHILDREN is expected. Justifying why adults should be allowed to act like children is really just a reflection of how incredibly bankrupt this culture.

[@GeorgeBenedict]

Slapo Trap House.

[@lanceblankenship9995]

A slap is the proper aristocratic response to an insult to one’s honor or, especially, to the honor of one’s wife. The notion of one leading citizen slapping another leading citizen for insulting his wife would have been seen as perfectly reasonable in pre-Civil War America. The last famous duel in U.S. history was fought in 1859 in San Francisco when anti-slavery U.S. Senator David Broderick was shot dead by the pro-slavery former California Supreme Court chief justice David Terry at what is now said to be the 7th hole at the San Francisco Golf Club. But that was a long time ago. In Hollywood history, lots of famous white guys have struck each other. For instance, at a 1945 party at David O. Selznick’s estate, Errol Flynn and John Huston, both sweet on the late Olivia De Havilland (1916-2020), famously wailed on each other. On the other hand, most of the famous feuds in white Hollywood came to blows off-camera.

[@zainmudassir2964]

Celebs do a lot worse than a slap

[@booker229]

4:19 listening after trump has won again.

[@sludge_factory_foreman]

God tier shot call

[@jingbot1071]

Bring the jobs back to dagger court.

[@bentheobald9234]

Our beautiful boy Nostradamus Matthew Christman called it. 4:19

[@emmy8526]

"That rolling pin look" Lol, Matt, wtf. Also, those three celebs have been around Hollywood for 30 years. I’m guessing it wasn’t just about that one joke.

[@bitteralmonds666]

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?! 🧉🦄

[@deanrao4805]

Thanks, Chapo, for giving some perspective here.

[@itzzaamia]

will smith slap chris rock?

[@brockcheinz]

Fucked up if true

[@freakyzed8467]

Fake News

[@andr0oS]

Neat. Guess I'm the first comment this morning.

[@videovoidtv]

All that hysteria!

[@natedoherty3462]

There is nothing wrong with being emotionally miserable about a joke against you. Its the feeling equivalent to when you feel bad about paying the electric bill. Don't worry its not against the law, to feel great or horrible. Its feelings. They tend to fleet. Its against the law to physically pain someone or effect their human bodies. Not allowed to attack someone unjustly. Allowed to feel horrible about a joke or feel great about it

[@alanfulcher460]

Great stuff man

[@big_tyme_husk]

I heard that will smith slapped Chris rock..

[@J_o_h_n_n_1_e]

You heard correct.

[@AlbinoAxolotl1993]

Wish we'ed daggers in the open. Just something to complement my belt and dark wash denim.

[@itsreligulous]

Meow.

[@TennesseeJed]

I punched my wife's new boyfriend a few years ago, just a simple gentleman's punch to let him know he crossed a line. The State made sure I understood that they have absolute monopoly on violence, but I ain't rich famous or powerful.

[@freakyzed8467]

Shouldn't have hit another man. In Tenessee you can only punch your wife, not her many, many boyfriends.

[@TennesseeJed]

@@freakyzed8467 gah, I so wish I was smarter!

[@freakyzed8467]

@@TennesseeJed it's OK. Us Northernern liberals have years more experience with punching family. We know the proper etiquette.

[@willknowsright9615]

Hell ya dude

[@natedoherty3462]

To be fair to will Smith and Chris Rock. It was an open palm face slap. Both men are going to be ok. Chris wasn't arrested for talking. The state didn't see him commit a speech crime because the state can't arrest you for speeching your words you say. If Chris shot a gun for no reason. The state would independently arrest him. Will Smith isn't allowed to physically touch another person without them being good with it. Its why hugs, boxing, mma, and pats on the back or handshakes are all legal. Because each recipient of the touching are allowing it. Absolutely most people do not!! Touch someone that says no to a touch. Im not a hugger. If im not a hugging person sometimes. I guarantee you that most people return that respect to you. People react, say, you don't want a hug. But they don't hug you. They say it. But they absolutely don't do it. Will Smith has billions and he had to deal with a mediocre bad dumb joke. Take a ribbing every once and a while. Your not MIB Jesus

[@BM-wh5qk]

If a white dude slapped Chris, Gay would demand the death penalty.

[@laughingoctopus6550]

As she should

[@patrickholt2270]

I am trying to hold space for sausages and chips. This is just the suggestible idiocy of magazine and culture comment column writers. They're just taking a position to take a position, and next week or next year they'll write the exact opposite in response to some other celebrity bullshit. No-one gives a shit what they think or feel in reality. Or what I think or feel, of course. Which is fair.

[@oscarg2692]

George Orwell sucks

[@davidhill2020]

The ratings for the Oscars sucks because their nominees tend to be movies that the Academy votes for to let people know how smart and cultured they are. Over the last ten years (2014-2023), I know people who actually liked two of those movies (Everything Everywhere and Spotlight) and I don't know anyone who's seen six of them. After 12 Years a Slave won, half of the people who voted for it admitted that they hadn't even seen it and, be honest, would Spotlight have won if it hadn't been about "bringing down" the Catholic Church?

[@tonywords6713]

Twelve Years a Slave is a phenomenal film stfu. And yeah i saw it opening week in theatres way before the oscars buzz, i love all of steve mcqueens stuff (except Widows)