The Smartest Criminal in History | Critikal reacts

[@thethievesdomain8360]

Why tf is this not a movie?

[@verts1de952]

Nice sarcasm lmao

[@kelroy2121]

Military training to rob kids working at a McDonalds Sounds like an army reserve to me 💀

[@drew5121]

Put that guy back in the military he’s obviously very dedicated and goal oriented. Use your powers for good rooftop man!

[@davidponder1654]

The alarm alerts more than just the store employees. Youd want to hit it when employees are there so someone can open the safe. When employees come in the doors get locked behind them until its open to everyone so just rushing the door probably wouldn’t work well or every time. But you also want to do it before it opens to everyone for obvious reasons. This guy probably did it the absolute best way you could. But leaving a pattern will get you caught every time.

[@randomenvelope]

You should put a date when video was made, cuz a lot of these uploads are really old

[@BirdwellingtonAmalgamation]

Did you miss the "moisty archive" banner in the beginning?

[@JoshuaGlock]

​@BirdwellingtonAmalgamation So that's means a date wouldn't be a good idea?

[@BirdwellingtonAmalgamation]

@@JoshuaGlock no... it means that it's clearly noted as an old video. Do you need the specific stream date for an old youtube video? Why?

[@randomenvelope]

@BirdwellingtonAmalgamation charlie tends to change his tune as new facts come in, so some news he says might be inaccurate since new news have come out shedding more light on the situation. Which he often addresses, but the archive doesnt show that, hence knowing its old helps,

[@BirdwellingtonAmalgamation]

@randomenvelope like I said.... it literally states it's an old video... if you need to know specifically when so you can fact check(and are an idiot for relying on a youtuber for your news) then maybe watch an actual news channel?

[@jujuespino1374]

Can’t believe this guy went to my rival highschool

[@johngavin2570]

Sounds like you gotta become the basement man then

[@IAMTHATIAMALPHAOMEGA]

Cutting a hole to circumvent the security system is and was not new just look at the “Hole in the wall gang”.

[@bbarber6845]

I worked at a sports authority and we had a space between shelves and would list to customers complain about not finding help

[@justindefrancisco3095]

Mcgriddle dude like come on, that shit is the single best breakfast fast food item and anyone who speaks against it had never had one or they are lying, and all the other one are either worse copies of mcdonalds breakfast or just rap eggs in a soft tortilla shell and call it a breakfast item.

[@MeMoe423]

THEY SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THIS

[@DatGuyYesa]

Bro I need to check out All these places, I’m like 40 minutes away from most of them

[@zlargo6491]

No fast food breakfast beats a mcgriddle

[@breadnbutterjas]

Sausage Egg McMuffin

[@zlargo6491]

@@breadnbutterjas you can keep that dry ass English muffin

[@thedude925]

​@@breadnbutterjas With strawberry jelly

[@davidponder1654]

Hardees anything is 10x better. But other than that i agree. Lil pancake sandwich is genius

[@Syncedits17]

@@breadnbutterjas HELLLL no

[@ZA-fm4bv]

I'm close friends with the ponytail bandit of the OC. He's legit hilarious and weirdly smart. Cats like this are different.

[@blacklightlifestyle9763]

I’m a manager at a McDonald’s, and yes the breakfast rush can get pretty wild

[@crunkster5148]

How much does it pay

[@blacklightlifestyle9763]

@@crunkster5148 I get paid 15.50 to open 5 days a week

[@Sa_tyr]

@@crunkster5148 not enough

[@AARONANCE]

I'm a breakfast enthusiast... Wendy's Honey butter biscuit is a strong favorite right now. 🤤

[@thomfult7956]

A garden hose is how he did it.

[@caitlinMshaw]

I was thinking the same thing. Lost water a couple times growing up on hard times and had to borrow some from the neighbor lol (she was my aunt so she said it was okay)

[@kamronlewis2019]

All I’m saying is McDonald’s breakfast has fallen off harder than Santa clause

[@artdonovandesign]

He coulda' just drawn that skinny moustache on with an eyebrow pencil. So he wasn't _that_ smart.

[@thenojo3246]

The actual hamburgler

[@amismarterthanmy6thgrader]

In Australia we have all day breakfast now,, so never seems to be a big line

[@Bigoleboi]

These almost got away with it stories always end with the criminals girl ratting them out

[@DiamondCake2]

Never trust a woman.

[@raulnavarrete692]

Ok I get it, he broke the law and was prolific at it. But 25 years?! That's crazy

[@geminimac613]

It said 45

[@tsundor1]

the sad thing is they would never sentence a murderer or a pedophile that long :/

[@jaydenjewett3796]

Because he committed multiple crimes... they add up

[@YeekBek]

The filet o fish fondiller 😂

[@Juan-wo7zu]

Hamburglar

[@mincentprice1041]

Robbing cash from a business isn't what it used to be. Most folks use debit cards or food cards today Cheers!!

[@davidponder1654]

You have to fight at waffle house bc the hashbrowns are just that good. Too many mouths to feed😂

[@dietjesus7710]

This stream has already been out for a couple years

[@JoshuaGlock]

We are all well aware.

[@RealLoki]

Omg i cant believe this video wasn't published yesterday.. Said no one who wasn't a moron ever 😂

[@dannyocean4055]

Netflix is up to like $700 lol

[@chickenwingg5740]

This is an old stream

[@StrAnGErous420]

McDonalds is 250.

[@Arnonamis]

​@@StrAnGErous420250? Lol

[@Maidenlesstarnished101]

All of us have sinned, turn to Jesus to be forgiven. Repent enless you want to end up with Satan, burning in hell for eternity. Jesus died for us so that we can be forgiven. Just accept it. “Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.'”

[@Vytelux]

:3

[@Jim-vq9yg]

Gotta love watching a mini documentary with someone in the corner talking over the key points to thank his fans.

[@jonathangentry6186]

If you don’t like it just watch the original vid most of the time he is commenting on videos on KZbin, or maybe don’t watch someone where it’s their main content if it bothers you so much

[@Jim-vq9yg]

@@jonathangentry6186 Whoever he is he doesn't love you. No matter how much money you give him to say your name.

[@jessithy]

@@Jim-vq9yg Dude are you okay? Why are you so hostile?

[@scoopedonions7436]

​@@Jim-vq9ygcraazzyy

[@Jim-vq9yg]

@@jessithy I don't think I'm being hostile, just responding to idiots on KZbin.

[@TheGuruAxle]

you steal that content moist

[@keeferChiefer]

First mfs

[@vKross]

Praise the Lord.

[@MakisupaPolicia]

The I-5 Killer, Randy Woodfield... He played for the Green Bay Packers too! Only used a single small band-aid over the bridge of his nose fore a disguise. Not all were fast food establishments, but he'd do the same with the cooler, just got a bit more graphic with him! Typical football player

[@RL_ManicFX]

Tf does “typical football player” even mean? Like is that even a real stereotype?

[@MakisupaPolicia]

@@RL_ManicFX Just a little levity after talking about killers.... Didn't mean to offend you with my joke, Sir! Typical commenter! 😀

[@RL_ManicFX]

@@MakisupaPolicia nah I’m not offended I just genuinely don’t know what an “average football player” is, like is there a stereotype idk abt?

[@outdoorogre4279]

@@RL_ManicFXhe’s just the stereotypical nerd that was sad the popular football kids were “stealing his popularity and female attention” now he lives in his moms basement crying over his meals and debates plotting public mass crimes. Typical oxygen waster

[@Spedwill]

@@RL_ManicFXyes there is a stereotype about CTE in contact sports like football and boxing

[@ThaShowStopper]

Shout Out Fort Bragg & the 82nd Airborne!🫡🫡🫡 It would be dope if you had the Date of the original stream the clips/video is from. No big deal just thought of it for some reason watching the intro! 😏🫡