The Splendid Absurdity of Dragon's Dogma 2

[@attrage7545]

The game is so hilariously quirky: i watched my main pawn (a teeny tiny archer girl) go ballistic on an enemy, pinning him to the ground and mercilessly wailing on him with a dagger, and then immediately picks me a flower and runs over and excitedly tells me she's got a gift for me. Fell in love with the game right there.

[@Wombizzl]

The line I am gods favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world kills me everytime it’s mentioned

[@marusero25]

Just a tip, riding the Griffin is like the actual best way to travel, they actually have routes around the map similarly to oxcarts, you can just stand on ur feet when they start flying and u wont consume any stamina. If you want a quick stop a good hit on the head should suffice to bring it down. But its a one time ride kinda, eventually he goes to the nest and after that I dont think he flies off again. On one of my playthroughs I caught the griffin went directly to the misty forest, went into bathal, got a second one and he passed through the volcanic islands before finally heading back to the nest. So I essentially flew around the entire map in a couple of mins without spending any ferrystones or gold/time on oxcarts. The drawback is that they have certain routines and they are a lot more unrealiable since you dont get a say on where they show up or which places they go to before heading to the nest. But its still one of my most favorite ways to move around the map.

[@solracstormhunter3023]

Has a sense of adventure to it, ngl. 😅

[@ghoulishgoober3122]

12:16 this is true. On top of keeping track of, at least important npc locations at all times wherever they move on the map, but it also doesn't despawn important people. Their model becomes invisible if you're too far away but they still exist in the game world and are moving around until you give them back their corporeal forms

[@DANCERcow]

You can teach your pawn to play catch with you with enemies and animals and people!

[@therealcyanman]

These are the wholesome bonding experiences we need in games

[@solidus32]

I lost my shit when I saw Kanyay Whest

[@CalebPehlps]

Remember when we were all hyped when he dropped dogma?

[@kingdomheartschocobo8332]

1:48 Hit me SO hard in the nostalgia for me.... I'm so happy to know there is someone else out there that remembers that film... Thank you...

[@EasilyIrritatedimp]

I dig the artsy additions of cyanman. Great video as always!

[@asgads]

Imagine LARP, but with unlimited budget. That's dragon's dogma

[@sanguinetales]

Wish it did have unlimited budget. As much as I love it it still needs to cook

[@lukex1337]

No, capcom screwed the creator and cut his team to like 20 ppl for the whole game Lol.

[@danielled8665]

10/10 for the boulder reference

[@EKk8819]

"His head was liberated from his shoulders" has to be the coldest old english line I've ever heard XD

[@vladdracul5072]

Why is that English old? It's just a bit more sophisticated than whatever lines people use these days to describe the procedure.

[@EKk8819]

@@vladdracul5072 jeez people will try to argue about anything on the internet these days...

[@solracstormhunter3023]

Reminds me of that AC Brotherhood line rude NPCs will drop "Lightning shall strike thou, while sitting in the shithouse" or somthing. Don't know the eng version. 😂

[@elliepowder]

I don't know what to do. What to do, what to do... (I really appreciate the chapters/sections in the video)

[@therealcyanman]

I don't know what to do... (thanks) :)

[@KrimsonWing]

As long as it’s playable, I’m having fun with it. And I am having a lot of fun with it. This video was great.

[@sirgideonofnir6840]

I just love getting drop kicked by ogre. it's hilarious every time.

[@kiku_ki]

i'm binge watching all of your videos i can't stop....

[@CentauriTT]

Bruh if I see one more Ad from AFK Journey starting with “It Finally Came”! Pause, imma end it all. That being said great video.

[@Samorrye]

I really enjoy your videos! Funny and very well edited. Keep up the good work!

[@Vindicative1]

You Arisen should really try Dark Arisen if you liked this game!

[@Kenthis15]

I’m still playing the first one. Bought Dark Arisen to platinum before this game and I underestimated how long it would take to do that. I’m not mad though, when it first came out I didn’t give it a real chance and thought it was boring. I’m on my fourth or fifth playthrough in a row now and loving it. Btw favorite goofy pawn name: Gumcuzzler.

[@kingming9712]

Just came in here to say i really enjoy your videos and and give it a like because i don't want the game spoiled for me because i can't afford it yet. But great video if you know i had watched it

[@Spacecorgi]

Excuse me while I get emotional over hearing On My Father’s Wings again after all these years ❤

[@cuddlysharkcandy]

Quest for Camelot reference brought genuine smile to my face

[@marinalexanduradu7384]

seeing shadowheart, kanye west and an old grandma fighting an ogre is sure one of the most dragons dogma moment ever

[@connerjessop8422]

The Quest for Camelot song made me subscribe so fast

[@dcasper9884]

This game is so weird but so damn fun as well

[@thehallowwolf2639]

@7:36 how did that actually jumpscare me lol

[@berylman]

My favorite Dogma weirdness moment is when I romanced some random sick guy in Vernworth with flowers and then turned him over to the Sphinx as my beloved with the Sealing Phial

[@RealRaslu]

Great video! I'm 60hrs in on PC and going strong. I love this game, not sure why all the hate exists. Yes it has issues, but god damn it has so much going for it that the positives outweigh the negatives by a mile! Mark my words, in 5 years the same people who completely shit on the game will be making videos praising it.

[@real_Schrooten]

"The Arisen has been put to sleep." is prob my fav line from this game. It simply has no quotes on a level of "They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong." Or hilarious burns like Juliens "Why am i then talking to a she-goat who is mocked even by her own men?" i'm still laughing

[@shruu1056]

You singing that song from Quest for Camelot while the griffin is flying got me dying XD

[@beansquisher]

I dont normally sub to ppl anymore,but this is art

[@ProjectFallenLeaf]

A quest for Camelot reference. You got my vote

[@Exigentable]

Awesome editing.

[@Xivinux]

When on the back of a flying griffin you can let go and recover stamina. Be alert because it tries to shrug you off sometimes, you have enough time to press grab again to hold him.

[@Aratemura]

Thief class gets absurdly OP once you get the mastery skill.

[@zacharygreen4404]

Griffins are fast travel if you live... And you might not end up where you want to be. Man I was laughing real hard. Thanks.

[@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290]

Fun fact about the micro transactions: the first game had em too, you could buy an unreasonable amount of rift crystals, and outside of hiring high level pawns and getting glasses, these were absolutely useless and easily obtainable outside of buying them.

[@LeonserGT]

And guess what you can buy in DD2 with those? That's right, hiring high level pawns and getting glasses, BUT ALSO various dyes for your face!

[@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290]

@@LeonserGT after a bit more playtime: it actually looks like the dyes aren't even locked behind that store. You can steal them from a few select NPC's, some of the glasses too. So the pool of stuff you can do with your purchased rift crystals seems to shrink the more I learn about the game.

[@LeonserGT]

@@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290 afaik only yellow and purple dyes can be stolen

[@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290]

@@LeonserGT not sure about that one, I got the red one from somewhere other than the merchant, but the wiki certainly claimed that only blue and yellow can be stolen so who knows?

[@MenrvaS]

I have 30k Rift crystal (on top of 15 art of metamorphosis), and I don’t even expect to have my pawn hired for a very long time now as I changed her vocation to Sorc, and then Thief. So yeah, it’s not even a problem especially if you make a tank or a support pawn.

[@relishcakes4525]

While im not happy about the microtransactions..the game has been incredibly fun.

[@sPaCe_NiNjA187]

2:07 looked like he was enjoying watching his pawn die 😂

[@DemonBread784]

Finally a New VIdeo i missed your Humor😭🙏

[@cerebrallag7672]

The people still complaining about the micro transactions, that don't really even help you in the first place, are actual babies. Just sayin. Most fun I've had on a game in years!

[@Brieflynormal]

Babe wake up new cyan man video just dropped

[@limeypam]

I so love this game as I do DD1. Just got true ending with high pawn affinity. Level 117 Warfarer now in NG+++😘🇬🇧. Got ALL achievements.

[@july_inkz]

86hrs in and explored the entire map w no issue on the Ps5 🙌🏼

[@skyrimisforthenords8312]

To me, the game is 9/10. Im a huge fan of the og. The mtx has me mixed feelings. Theyre pointless for one. But i like to see an overreaction to greedy microtransactions, because these greedy coastal elites are always testing the waters, but also i want this game highly rated because i want more games like this

[@ghoulishgoober3122]

I think it is fair to bring up the greed of publishers/big names in the company, but Capcom isn't testing the waters, they've been doing mtx since the first dragon's dogma. They already knew players would buy their games even with mtx, dragon's dogma 2 I guess would be an example of players not responding enough, but they likely still would have had mtx one way or another. Some of the mtx are one time too. You can only buy a singular port crystal in the store, so at least for that and similar items you drop 2 bucks once and that's all, no buying 999 port crystals and placing one everywhere

[@dmonsterlove]

They've done it since DMC. Why are people complaining now? And it doesn't affect the gameplay at all. It's not a live service game​@@ghoulishgoober3122

[@Caaaaaarl]

To be fair, prices on those microtransactions were almost fair 3 bucks for a portal stone on the early game is kinda fair Most of the other prices were directly expensive for the amount you get in return or just point less, like the prison keys or ferrystones But to be fair they are one time purchases most of the time

[@albusvoltavern4500]

One one hand I hate the micro transactions and performance issues. On the other hand I love that you love this game

[@bellissimo4520]

0:56 - "If you think about it all of us really start our journey inside a hole!" - 🤣🤣🤣

[@spinnact]

My man have you seen the Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 trailer? Already excited for the videos...

[@therealcyanman]

Holy crap yeah I'm ridiculously excited for kcd2, the first game was so special, I put hundreds of hours into it so I'm stoked to ride with Henry again as soon as it's out haha

[@spinnact]

@@therealcyanman Can't wait. Time to dust off the ol' ear sack..

[@raedjoobeur3864]

I'm still frustrated that the first dragon's dogma wasn't completed.

[@KuruSeed]

i made a character so small she couldn't carry people very far without them breaking free and there was a lot of ledges and things she couldn't interact with lmao

[@lamontcranlc]

It needs more enemy variety, hopefully they'll drop a solid DLC like Dark Arisen

[@thegamingbrennan2609]

I really wish we could get a Lord of the rings game in the style of dragons dogma

[@davejohn3600]

I've always wanted Monty Python and the Holy Grail style version of this. Look at the laughs you get from this game. Imagine adding to that. A village full of the Village People.

[@AWESOM.O]

Thanks for punching the micro transaction speech guy...

[@Mercuie]

Different combinations of materials result in different creations! Or so I have been told.

[@barbedwire4452]

His head was liberated from his shoulders is Crazy

[@electricgenius]

Dear aunt agnis reference, that's some top G shit!😂

[@ShaftedTV]

Perfect summary

[@MetalMonkey1453]

110% For the Monty Python cutout of god talking to the Arisen.

[@weiserwolfsgeist]

Performance issues? I've played around 150hrs and haven't run into any issue. What are you all talking about? Maybe it's the PC version, but on my PS5, the game is like butter.

[@miikael123able]

I play on ps5 as well, apart from the big city the game runs fine✌️ even in those city areas the game is good

[@Kitten2642]

Everyone keeps complaining about performance issues and I gotta say I cannot fathom what settings y’all are using. I’ve been playing since release and I can watch KZbin and play the game with like no stutter at all unless I’m in the big city and even then it’s like when I first enter then it’s fine. I haven’t upgraded my pc in like 7 years? Maybe more. Like what are y’all doing???? I’m really not sure what they’re doing with the micro transactions? You can just play the game and never once look at the store…I was really confused. I still am.

[@Big-Hat-Logann]

1:47 I agree with the cyan man.

[@FlameReaper]

So this game is like a case of cyberpunk, upon release it has a lot of performance issues but after some work it will be fixed and be mostly enjoyable

[@truewalter4193]

Yeah, but this has one little issue. The ones that fix the games do the devs the favour of finishing their games for them. Meaning: The devs sale a half finished product because they know their fans will finish it for them (but still charge full price for a broken game). It does more harm then it does good

[@thesmerelajiah2805]

@@truewalter4193 Its more of the publishers selling it, rather than the devs. Mainly because the publishers set dates for it to come out so their financial years look better.

[@marceelino]

On PC it was quite ok. So if you are not a console peasant, it was a pleasant game from the start.

[@armando92]

The big difference is one is made by cdpr and the other by capcom. Capcom will be, well guess dd isnt worth it, cancel the dlc, hide the ip and never talk about it again

[@tylerpetree4271]

​@truewalter4193 this game is not half finished...jfc lol... im over 100 hours in and still on my first playthrough, not even to the true endgame yet, chill lol

[@alexalexalex632]

“I don’t know what to do!”

[@fancyspruce9457]

I am just glad my powerhouse of a pc played it without a hitch

[@frankjustice8154]

Quest for Camelot really!!!! 😂

[@ashleysowers287]

This part killed me

[@Ballard258]

1:55 quest for Camelot... man I tought nobody remember that movie!! you made my day sr 🫡

[@Veritas_Vincit]

Your PC reminds me of the Bridge Keeper from Monty Pythons Holy Grail

[@Gyuribacsik]

Nice video:))

[@donkeymfkong]

Game bad bc you have to pay for fast travel? Wrong. Game good bc it's beautifully designed and you can do whatever you want.

[@Yushimasu1]

10:39 for those that want to be welcomed aboard this flight GRF-118.

[@paulchavez3039]

I hear Jennifer English's voice everywhere now lol she's amazing

[@Kinos141]

I love watching gameplay, because I can't play this game at all on my PC. I hope they fix the issues. It's really a shame to see a good game go to waste because of performance issues.

[@limeypam]

You need a better PC. It's running fine on mine..

[@kylemoore2467]

I'm gonna be real annoyed when a DLC drops and everyone put off by the weird and disingenuous MTX conversation actually try it and say "Oh wow they fixed it it's actually good now, greedy devs should've released the game like this 😠" Like, the game is great now, get into it!

[@dhedemadong]

1:38 best moment

[@blakebringhurst8764]

AND I WILL FLY ON MY FATHERS WINGS. lol

[@EKk8819]

This game is straight up crack! With this and Rebirth dropping back to back us gamers are spoiled so far this year.

[@Hamburglar009]

Pocket sand reference 👍

[@juanmanuelgarcia4605]

I found 2 different Kratos and one of them was named gold.

[@DivinityLoM]

Wait please tell me you figured out you can sleep on the Oxcart, right…… RIGHT?!

[@unappealingpig8592]

Yea boi

[@aCeRRa187]

00:46 is the true lore 😂

[@ashleysowers287]

Cyan when will you play Clive Barker's Undying? lol

[@Ra463]

what is the code/pawn id for auntie agnis?

[@limeypam]

I tried making my.main.pawn mage look like Jason Momoa. He is very.popular. 88 hearts. 99 thumbs up..🤣😘🇬🇧

[@dubblejumpchump]

Fingered by a dragon so hard it stole their heart. Yep, that's this game

[@wispfire2545]

I will help auntie Agnis climb the ladder. (:

[@bornsmooth92]

I'm on ps5 and it's barely if ever has framedropping in cities so guess I'm lucky?

[@sPaCe_NiNjA187]

Unless you got a fps counter on your screen how would you know? You wouldn’t notice it unless it dropped down to like 10 FPS.

[@bornsmooth92]

@@sPaCe_NiNjA187 lol my point is, if it's not noticeable then it's fine. Which it is it's absolutely not noticible to the point where it doesn't feel like it's happening

[@DocHudson420]

@@sPaCe_NiNjA187you can definitely notice framedrops under 60….

[@leothi2]

Holy shit Kanye West the archer really did look like Kanye West

[@nosliwyelir]

I just hope the next monster hunter scratches my itch 😬

[@azrailnone]

At 06:22 opportunity wasted, Skyrim reference. Edit: Spoken too soon, sorry :)

[@Voidruler1997]

First play though was 90 hours

[@CalebPehlps]

Dogma Balls! (I’m sorry…. I dont know why i do this)

[@Pugerino]

I always laugh when people turn down a game because of micro transactions. Like you don’t gotta buy anything it’s not in your face. Just ignore it and move

[@LightningEagle14]

Not as much a fan of the cuts to your PNG tuber head thing, but hilarious video as usual.

[@Sleepy_Dandelion]

You have to be an idiot to buy the items in the online shop honestly. They're not even that rare to find in game. Only item which is definitely worth it is the soundtrack of the previous game.

[@Misterdino6984]

2:30 i have from that crystal like a 16k and i no put a single 1$

[@rickruiz9945]

14:28 ooop op op, here goes, superhero landing, SUPERHERO LANDING EVERYONE😮🫨🫨🤯

[@soshalconstruct5463]

The giant monster combat is incredible. I just wish the rest of the game design choices didn't try to interrupt me hunting down giant monsters

[@LeonserGT]

Really wish that along with "forager" we'd have pawn specialization like "monster hunter" (duh) who would show all the big monsters spawn locations on the map and probably even cross it out for a few in-game days once we kill it...

[@spoilerbroiler6261]

I would like to write a comment, but, I don't know what to do. What to do :D

[@the_only_carlos2776]

Yes starting as a slave rags to riches