The Straights Are Not Okay.

[@NoticeAstra]

I lied. Put your clothes back on no scissor sisters today. emily just posted.

[@braiidenn]

unoriginal

[@PaScAlEluvsmel]

LMAOOOOO

[@sugarrushish1911]

who cares it’s a comment

[@PaScAlEluvsmel]

@@sugarrushish1911 fr

[@joshuacoll.6100]

A Classic 😂😂

[@l3monad333]

The “advice” after sex one really made my blood boil I hope the girl who received that message got faaaaaar away from him…

[@luzzyluz67457]

LITERALLY! He wanted her to shut up and let him do what he wanted but also be louder? Not only does he want to control her, but also for her to like it!

[@buginashirt]

Disgusting. Plus if you want your partner to moan during sex maybe do something they enjoy?? Him giving her advice while he just hurt her and made her uncomfortable…. Sounds like HE should step up his game

[@BibekKapali-vr8bo]

@@buginashirt you know what's even worst, saying a guy he can only have sex if you voted. I'm suprised girls lie that even have bf. Such controlling and disgusting behaviour

[@keyespierce5016]

Male here. It made me feel sick. Hate the idea of even being associated by gender to this a$$hole.

[@Sacration]

Thats r*pe. He wanted to SA her. "Dont tell me to stop" "I want to do what i want" But also "moan and scream" Absolutly sick ​@@luzzyluz67457

[@amandarae2755]

the 35 year old man who took that girl’s virginity is one of the most openly disgusting people i have ever seen. “don’t tell me to stop” and “let me try what i want” actually makes me sick. this is a predator.

[@blueismylove3128]

He literally said, "let me actually SA you and don't say anything about it". Absolutely VILE

[@ameliadubs4616]

I hope to god this girl is far away from that sick man

[@Lillith.]

He is almost twice her age. He's a cradle snatcher.

[@treacherousjslither6920]

Was she 18?

[@emilyb.8219]

could guess he was a predator already going after a college-aged girl 15 years younger than him

[@simrann-x5g]

emily you should've ran for president this country needs you

[@ArissaHaque]

a much better option than trump

[@swagsallywally]

she doesn’t have enough felonies😔😔

[@LeonS.Kennedy1977]

@@ArissaHaquea much better option than any politician that’s run for the past several years

[@duckman2480]

Nobody wants a gay commie as president (that is literally how every American is going to act)

[@rocco3605]

I would’ve voted for her. I’m not American but I would’ve found a way.

[@EctoNecto]

Your hymen can literally break from cycling. My cousins did after she crashed her bike. Everyone freaked because why is she bleeding at 7 years old. Now, as a grown woman, im devastated by the lack of information about womens health in the school system and common knowledge in general.

[@anonisnoone6125]

Most women don't know about their anatomy either. This shit should be taught in middle/high school.

[@Sib666]

That’s crazy, I told a very similar story in the comments. My older sister crashed her bike at around that age too and her hymen broke. I still remember seeing it around 4-5 years old when my mom was checking her after she came home crying. Our mother is thankfully a doctor so she knew what was going on and my sister was fine, it just hurt and looked scary.

[@EctoNecto]

@anonisnoone6125 exactly what I mean, it's almost cynical how we learn more on the anatomy of a flower and insects than the human being.

[@CJ-up7pn]

I broke mine doing squats then going on a stationary bike when i was like 14 🤐

[@ianknightley938]

100% true, just any intense physical activities in general, and some women are born without one, very normal

[@clarkmakaba2786]

16:09 It's giving rapist 😬. Why do some men breathe at all? And to think my mom uses marriage against me, "if you don't like to wake up at 6 am to clean and cook, no man will marry you." Thanks for the advice 😁👍🏿.

[@esmee6308]

My mum was the same whilst she was married twice without doing any of that. Her ideas on what my sex life as a teen should be, made me wish she was a save yourself for marriage mother.

[@tealkerberus748]

Being single with cats is awesome. Being married to a woman or enby and not to a man can also be awesome. Sharing a home just as friends with another adult you trust is a valid way to be less lonely and save money compared to living single. There's a lot of options. Enjoy.

[@anomalousanimates]

defo rapist, caring men would not find their girl saying "stop" problematic

[@WilhemErnstKranz]

Can't even be a man in 2024💀💀💀

[@Emily-oy2nq]

What are you talking about and how did this get any likes 😭​@WilhemErnstKranz

[@tonytonychopper999]

was not ready for the tony namedrop

[@joanofarcsinus]

Change your name.

[@pipi-caca]

Change your name.

[@heartz4louie]

Change your name.

[@Anime_Fan0212]

Change your name.

[@stars4charlotte]

Change your name.

[@imnotridiculous]

“let me do what i want” it’s literally her first time, it’s going to hurt like hell, she’s going to be shy because it’s her first time naked infront of you or anybody, she doesn’t know how to suck it because she’s nervous and she most likely didn’t c*m because you weren’t being understanding and gentle. Some straight men are just…

[@jijitters]

True but even the most experienced in bed do not have to just accept and be okay with their partner doing whatever they want without any protest. "Don't tell me to stop" is an absolutely sick thing to tell someone regardless of their experience level.

[@anomalousanimates]

mf sex pest behavior

[@sarahsant6248]

It shouldn't "hurt like hell." If it does, something is wrong. The vagina is wrapped in muscles that can contract and relax, and regardless of virginity, if you go slow and listen to your partner, it shouldn't hurt.

[@stepfaniehawkins205]

Some?....... straight men? Try all, we women compare notes, it's ALL. Every straight man has at some point sexually abused a wife or girlfriend....... Or child. World health organization found in it's decade long global study of sexual assault that 98% of women and children will be sexually assaulted by a man at some point in their natural life... It's ALL me.n

[@imnotridiculous]

@@sarahsant6248 thank you so much for this, I should've clarified

[@NetKet]

I read the title as 'The straights are gay'

[@ghostrouxinol6169]

I seen more straight guys wishing and get away from women than gay guys.

[@cocknballselohel]

god i wish 😔✊

[@pyroxcite]

as they should be

[@HAMEEREMOR]

Yeah That's kinda Gay man

[@kurupt7154]

@@cocknballselohelterrible way of thinking

[@Lillith.]

I want everyone to remember that sex should be pleasurable for everyone involved. Don't force others to do things they're not comfortable with and stop when they tell you to.

[@flowanna]

the list of things wrong after first time having sex is CRAZY 😭 every day I thank god I'm a lesbian

[@shaneilellis9832]

😂😂😂😂

[@theswissmiss69]

Yup same… never wanna deal with guys again.😭

[@Cassxowary]

AND the fact that she’s 20 and he’s 35! that’s almost double her age and he was a teen and a nearly legal “adult” (but still teen) when she was born! she was a virgin and teenager months (or less!) earlier and he was still an actual proper adult (despite his immaturity)! AND one of the problems according to him he wants to be allowed to rape her! (don’t tell me no/to stop !)

[@Cassxowary]

makes me thank God I am aroace! because fuck all that shit!

[@wings_bl]

amen 💀💀

[@Hulahoopish]

I am a straight. I am not okay. I’m honestly at the point that I view all men as a threat and even though I know that isn’t true, I don’t feel like it is a risk worth taking. I’m honestly just scared.

[@Kalitayy]

After Trump winning the vote and the "your body, my choice" movement going on, I think it's valid to see all men as a threat because they are. Hetero relationships are inherently harmful because the power imbalance puts women in potential danger of ab*se by the hands of the incompetent, lazy, emotionally unavailable yet powerful men.

[@bradleymartinez185]

I'm a straight guy, and people are really trying to convince me all women cheat, won't like me if I don't have money, and that I'm not tall enough. It's hard to ignore but I believe you're going to find you a good one. Stay strong!

[@holdenroberts6973]

Even if all men aren't a threat, more than enough are for it to be a valid cause for concern. You're right to be cautious. I hope yall stay safe.

[@NoxAeterna-wf4iv]

​@@bradleymartinez185those people are insecure and have no touch with reality.😂

[@MagisterialVoyager]

I really feel you as a fellow straight woman. I know safe men exist, but it’s a struggle to find one. Still, we might be lucky! All the best to you, friend. ❤

[@modernghost0]

I love how Emily has fully committed the 2009 aesthetic. The black and neon pink patterned tank top, the giant hoop earrings, the collection of bags hanging in the closet, the random sizes and shapes of posters on the wall. Beautiful, truly. A relic.

[@Joker-fo1jy]

I mean the yellow light,my girl isn't even using LED's yet and 720p resolution.

[@LisaCloverbloom]

her outfits, her room, the lighting, the mic quality- everything about Emily's videos feels like a warm hug from the past (positive) lol

[@SapphireBattersea-q5g]

I too adore this aspect of Emily

[@ronoc9]

I'm 35 and happily with someone my own age. I couldn't imagine dating someone who's 20 for obviously reasons (no shame on couples who can make it work, but personally I'd feel like I'm forcing someone to mature far earlier than they otherwise would), but if I was dating a 20 year old, the last thing I would ever want to do is send a text criticising a very intimate and private moment they trusted me with. That guy may have been 35, but he's clearly still 15, thinking the women owe him ego stroking.

[@emilyb.8219]

it's ok, you can shame grown ass adults dating college students, it's weird and gross

[@No_Longer_Straight]

@@emilyb.8219 Real.

[@jijitters]

If you're not going to shame the adults dating college students I will do it for you. They're gross, and you're right that it should indeed be obvious.

[@CharlieApples]

I’m 32 and even dating a 25 year old would feel very weird!

[@zdlax]

I'm 36 now and have never been in a relationship, and was a virgin until 34. I absolutely want someone with a similar level of experience to me.

[@MangoPanic]

I mentioned to my Mum that my friend (pansexual in a straight presenting relationship) was looking forward to seeing her pets after being away, and her immediate response was "But not her hubby I bet!" I was like "No...she's very happy with him and looking forward to seeing him too actually" It's bizarre what straight people settle for. Marriage isn't supposed to be miserable 😭

[@KreeZafi]

19:29 The ideal woman - it's so important that she isn't friends with any men, they had to mention it not once, not twice, but THREE times! No male best friends, only female friends, only talks to men if work related. Personally I consider it a red flag if a man cannot be purely platonic friends with women. If he truly views women as equal human beings, as PEOPLE rather than mere romantic/sexual prospects, there is no reason why he shouldn't be able to vibe with a woman and enjoy her company the same way he does with his male friends.

[@erichughes2024]

Hit on the nail, dude. 👍🏾😄

[@badart3204]

They are just paranoid of cheating. Its not unheard of for insecure people to really hate their partners having friends of the opposite sex as my buddies girlfriend is like that.

[@heartz4louie]

we’ve been fed

[@amypizza8351]

NOM NOM

[@herne4504]

yummmmmm

[@junoluvv]

she served and delivered indeed

[@thatstockin]

no thanks i’ll pass it to the next person 🫸🫸 (NO OFFENSE THO😭)

[@aquademoney]

i may be anorexic but may i say *CHOMP*

[@keebo3030]

18:50 That is a Grindr screenshot 😭😭 Ain't nobody straight in that conversation

[@mediocremode]

i was checking to see if someone said something about this LMAO

[@martinschmitt9242]

Reminds me of my old best friend who insists he’s straight after we’d spend a “fun night” together because he doesn’t date men! He just bottoms for men!

[@valentinasgarbi-fb7sm]

yes like tf

[@ariesmarsexpress]

The "No Hymen/ No Diamond" guy is definitely a lifetime lonely guy. He is not slinging anything anywhere, and he is very upset about it. Normal men would not be thinking about this. This is purely something high school or even possibly middle school boys might think about because for most of them, it is a hypothetical concept. The guy in the ATM costume told his wife he felt like an ATM one too many times, and she made him dress up as one. lol

[@ville-c4u]

No one cares

[@Tajin_gmd]

@@ville-c4uI do

[@winxclqbx]

Every time Emily posts an angel gets its wings

[@victoriaPETAL]

A fairy is born

[@melaniiachubai4830]

10:21 To Emily from the past: so, about the elections, there's extremely unfortunate news

[@fantasystaplesuwu1554]

She knows, and has known since it happened.

[@angel_cake07]

The election isnt over until jan 6th, theyre recounting as we speak

[@anomalousanimates]

hoping it'll just be another 4 uneventful years

[@fennikk2433]

​@@anomalousanimates it won't be

[@CircusJeanie2399]

@@fennikk2433 let them have hope, its an unkind gesture to dash it like that.

[@meercaat9936]

Every one of Emily's posts is like Christmas for the lesbians

[@Idkwhat2puttt]

This is way better than Christmas

[@Oboechick4]

Absolutely agree

[@idontknow2469]

5:44 i hate it when the straights advertise their sexualities like this. Like, I'm not against it. I just wish they'd keep it in private, ykw?

[@Viviriki]

Ikr like I'm not straight phobic but I don't gotta know about it

[@zombieheadquarters9161]

no fr like that’s fine just don’t do it in front of me you know? like don’t push ur agenda down my throat or anything

[@TOWEE12]

No offense isnt this just what gay ppl do, i completely support the lgbtq community, even tho im not part of it, but this is the same tuing its just more frowned upon.

[@iknowwhatyouare102]

@@TOWEE12 whoosh

[@alexf225]

@@TOWEE12 This is a joke about how straight people say the exact same thing about gay people. All the time. So we're making jokes.

[@NotKekePalmer]

10:21 We are also scared. Terrified, actually. We needed this vid

[@Cinnamonraisin_Bagel]

Sometimes i think some straight men actually just genuinely don't like women in anyway because some of the shit they say is insane

[@Kalitayy]

I'm a man and I have a lot of male friends, they are all gross. Men are just inherently unempathetic, which means they don't view other people as human beings most of the time. Men view other men as obstacles and competition, and they view women as objects and trophies.

[@emilyb.8219]

obviously lol, misogyny is rampant

[@Garsnoos]

I think many straight men are honestly romantically into other dudes but feel only sexual attraction to women

[@EmyN]

Oh they don’t, they are just sexually attracted to them

[@odkurzaczzelmerodyssey193]

At this point, they are all really hateful of them and just perceive them as a status masurement, see the comparison of a woman to a car that you can sometimes notice them make. Something like a XVIII/XIX century american owning more slaves than the others with human rights: they don't have to even like them, just keep them around to do their job for them and show off to their white friends (methaphor for other male beings), because they like them so much more.

[@ridofchris]

The country has never needed a Not Even Emily video more

[@bannedmann4469]

She should do one on the laughable 4B movement in the west. Continuing to blame men on things like the election while a massive chunk of women voted against themselves is laughable. It was almost 50 50 split. That misandry is part of why we are here in the first place.

[@mikeKcok]

@@bannedmann4469​​⁠I feel like she’d be more on the 4B/celibacy side then with you. This 4B movement is caused by constant harassment, r🅰️pe and taking away right by men. Calling it “misandry” is funny as men are seriously impacting our society, horribly of course. “Your body, My choice” is something being said currently. Also misandry is an online type of discrimination that hurts feelings, misogyny ACTUALLY impacts women in horrible ways.

[@mikeKcok]

@@bannedmann4469I do agree it’s stupid that a chunk of women voted for that man and we shouldn’t blame men in general but, calling the 4B movement “misandry” is hilarious.

[@gafocat1878]

@ridofchris unrelated is that japanese breakfast in your pfp?

[@s__9939]

@@bannedmann4469 " that misandry is part of why we are here in the first place" literally how? also the 4b movement is because men are the only ones that benefit from any of this, also your whole comment shows that you actually have no idea what the 4b movement is, why it started and what it stands for

[@rhysadams7740]

My condolences from Canada

[@KaylaGamebrain]

I agree, I'm not religious, but I'm praying for any minority person in the U.S.A

[@MDonovan]

Canada 's next 😢

[@mabuixa]

​@@MDonovan bro don't scare them like that

[@Judys-Stuff]

Mine too, from Germany

[@valentinasgarbi-fb7sm]

My condolences from brazil

[@colgator1092]

i like how the "ideal woman" only talks to other women and not guys who say "ideal woman"

[@Judys-Stuff]

The ideal woman: never ever talks to guys. To avoid guys, she has a girlfriend to scare away the men!

[@krishaas6944]

This stuff is wild to me, because I grew up watching my parents. Who have a dedicated "date night" once a week, even if all they do is put on a movie and both fall asleep on the catch. My dad sometimes randomly brings my mom flowers because he passed the guy selling them (when I was living at home, he'd bring them for me too, and last time he got them for my wife, as well, which, my heart 😭). Dad's told me that whenever he meets new customers and they're doing small talk, one of the first things he brings us is Mom (and us kids, even though the youngest is 22, so "kids" is dubious). I never once heard an "I hate my wife" joke, and the only places I saw them was in external media. Also I've definitely put cat hair in my wife's food, but that's just because we have five cats and it's everywhere and inevitable.

[@TimeCircleBlue]

Similar experience here. My folks had their gripes with each other, but usually had it out so they could work through it. They genuinely love each other despite all that though. That’s all I want really, eventually anyway.

[@whysoupsetbb]

your dad is so fuckin cute, i love him

[@hiya022]

I got called a "little bitch" once for saying I don't want to have sex with my future girlfriend if I ended up getting one. She basically said that if I don't give my future girlfriend sex, another man will. Also said "it's okay, you can just say you have a small dick." I am asexual.

[@Foolishly_Royalty]

That's an awful thing to say! May that person learn better, or well- be left behind.

[@jijitters]

Some people are so egregious about projecting their feelings onto other people. Your future girlfriend who accepts all the love you have to give her isn't going to cheat unless there's something wrong with HER. Sounds like the person who told you this was either a cheater themselves or deeply traumatized by being cheated on.

[@maggie6152]

That girl has small dick energy.

[@tedorika8356]

Don't see how shaming/judging was the go-to for the person saying this to you, but like jijitters mentioned above, who knows what they might've (not) experienced. Either way, that's really shitty to say and/or assume when being told not wanting to have sex in the future. It's not the only thing in a relationship and doesn't necessarily make one better. If it's a deal-breaker to the other person, it just means to keep looking. Oh well, hope you don't have to hear that in the future no more and that the people saying this change and learn.

[@LisaCloverbloom]

i'm so sorry that happened to you!! as someone happily married to an asexual person, i can promise there's plenty of joy and love waiting for you in the world!!

[@ellabluecreates]

The straights are never okay😔

[@nalalalalala9946]

As a straight myself, you’re right 😔

[@wonyoungsmoney]

​@nalalalalala9946 woah a straight emily fan? you're like a four leaf clover

[@someonenothere8818]

Well alot of the homoboys for some reason are pretending to be straight...........

[@theacapella8004]

@@wonyoungsmoneyno? Js bc Emily is gay doesn’t mean only gay ppl watch her. I’m straight too

[@jijitters]

@@theacapella8004 Hey it's alright to unclench and scroll past teasing that hurts your feelings for no reason.

[@roselisesullivanbarrett]

There’s also many variations in the formation of hi-mens(idk if I need to censor that for the algorithm but just to be safe I am because I’m talking biology). Some women are born with imperforate, or microperforate hi-men that require procedures or other interventions such as a hymenectomy to prevent infection and stop periods from being a health risk. There’s women born with parous introitus, or partial introitus hi-men where their hi-men will remain that way their entire life regardless of their adult activity, even if they have not partaken in adult activity. Bike riding, horse riding, sports, yoga, skipping, jump rope, pap smears, can ‘break’(rip, stretch, affect, change, thicken, etc.) the hi-men as well. The hi-men(gosh it feels silly to censor it) is not an indication of virginity. And virginity is not an indication of morality

[@tealkerberus748]

A partner who was too scared or shamed to sleep around when they were a young adult is going to be wondering what it's like for the rest of their life - or until they go and find out, at least. Someone with experience knows what they're into, and if you can give them that, they're not going to feel any urge to wander.

[@thunderstorms501]

@@tealkerberus748 literally so confused about this comment, I genuinely don’t understand what this means

[@tealkerberus748]

@@thunderstorms501 Just that the obsession with finding a partner with no sexual experience and no previous partners is daft, and counter-productive. Those are the people who are most likely to be wondering about what other partners would be like. Wanting to know what someone else is like in bed is a big motive for finding out.

[@Severino-fl2xx]

10:10 I think she had a reason to be scared 😭

[@Nosiop09]

Yeah

[@_Brohan]

small one yeah

[@itzzlllill3512]

“i am filming this on sunday, nov. 3rd…” oh emily… i wish we could’ve stayed there forever…

[@MrQuantumInc]

I suspect that the men who freak out over "hypergamy" (the idea that women seek out men who are better than themselves) and the men who say that "men don't want successful/strong/rich/funny women!" are the same people. They accuse women of hypergamy but also prefer hypogamy for themselves. Of course what it really is, they think the meaning of life is the things that make men and women different (also status), but that doesn't work if they wife is a constant reminder that men and women can do the same things. Maybe someday we will discover a source of meaning that isn't based on genitals.

[@jice7074]

Hypergamy is a real thing but it mostly exists in a certain type of person. Most marriages still succeed, others fail for a lot of reasons. As someone who's been around wealthy people, I've on occasion seen those wives who married well yet still have poor impulse control and are always looking for better.

[@maryamdiao1509]

Most males are insecure and what the best of both worlds and only to complain later

[@hahahahs]

Yeah I wish we could corporate like peoples

[@ratt2199]

​@jice7074 "hypergamy" exists as a concept, it does not exist as some kind of biological imperative for women like incels (or, more frustratingly, certain evolutionary psychologists) insist. it is a learned behaviour and cultural construct that exists "for women" because of the socio-economic pitfalls of womanhood

[@CanadianMoose272]

I'm laughing so hard at the word hypogamy. 😂 "I only date broke people." The language of the manosphere/incel world is so weird and detached from reality.

[@emberystudios8406]

“Clap once if you’re okay” “….” Real

[@junoluvv]

"i'm not hearing anything" 💀

[@musicismyIifestyle]

emily being a little good at predicting the future 🥶

[@crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600]

4B movement is the answer

[@flaamingeaux]

The one at 21:24 is so funny because a lot of cis men admit to dating out of their league. So... **checks notes** you go date a woman that's successful then hate that she's focused on her success so that she doesn't have to rely on you??? Doesn't make sense but noted

[@Shampyon]

They view successful women like a ringmaster views a lion, instead of like a partner to join. There's status in taming a powerful creature.

[@Shy-xm4kn]

The funny thing about these dudes thinking they’re “replacing women” with Ai robots is that it goes both ways. Women would definitely also be purchasing them.

[@coolkidss3094]

I would definitely buy hansome robot men . I'm waiting for that day

[@Garsnoos]

@@coolkidss3094 Honestly me too lol

[@jmarshal]

Right?! We don’t even need men to have children so why would we not want a sexy robot husband who is mad in love with us, gives the best bedtime snuggles 🤫, does all the housework without being asked fifty times, doesn’t care about sport or drinking, and is nice to our mother? Men really be thinking they bring so much to a relationship.

[@KreeZafi]

I wouldn't personally want a robot man, but I'm more than happy for everyone who wants a robot partner to get them! Frankly, the men who would rather be with a robot woman than a real one aren't men I want anyway, so it's a win-win. Let them have the robots and leave the rest of us with those who want a genuine human connection.

[@bunnyellabell]

​@@KreeZafi i think it's more a conversation about why men see women as less than objects. which is scary and a growing problem.

[@Halo_Predator-IncredibleRobots]

0:13 - Alex Hirsch just called. He respects your affiliate reference

[@preciousbrager7285]

just when i needed you.

[@_Brohan]

as a cis straight guy. the straights are dumb af sometimes. tbf though some happily married straight couples love that stupid "i hate my wife" crap for some reason. anyway. i hope we all survive the next (hopefully only) 4 years.

[@montana_brown]

caught myself audibly saying “YESS” when I saw that Emily posted

[@KestrelDC]

“No hymen, no diamond” also doesn’t make sense because… you still have one, it just sometime times gets torn a bit, but it’s still there. If a woman actually just completely didn’t have a hymen, that would raise some questions. You don’t just lose it. 🤦

[@lordhoratio]

Are you being deliberately obtuse?

[@yourfavperson3748]

​@@lordhoratio is your comment directed to the right person?

[@KreeZafi]

DUDE YES!!! I always wonder how people think it works with the "no hymen" thing, like do they believe the whole thing just vanishes if it gets damaged? Makes no sense. Plus, it's a body part, so it heals. You can tear your hymen multiple times in your life, or you can go your whole life never damaging it if you're careful (to my knowledge mine has never been damaged during sex).

[@lordhoratio]

@@yourfavperson3748 Yes. They're either stupid, autistic, or being deliberately obtuse.

[@lordhoratio]

@@KreeZafi Are you stupid, autistic, or being deliberately obtuse? It isn't said to be literal; it refers to virginity.

[@Ann4nnnnaaa]

13:15 - those are claw caps btw!!! It's to prevent cats from scratching up your furniture or you - we can't have pink claw caps now with out calling a cat gay 🤡...

[@b19wing]

Oh that makes that unnecessary rant that dude went on even worse 😭 Now I see the words on the video Wow now men don’t even read anymore???

[@kconway2263]

I was looking for this comment. I don’t think enough people know about these, and it’s a way more humane option than declawing if you’ve tried everything else. Only if the cat stays indoors, though. To the person complaining about the pink nails: The cat doesn’t care what color his nails are. Cats don’t have genders. That’s a human thing, so stop trying to force your rigid gender rules onto animals. Babies don’t care, either. Kids don’t start caring until people teach them to.

[@camlatchford6182]

I'm a 35 year old straight man, and I work construction. I go to work scared every day and don't feel good until I'm home with my wife. These dudes are unhinged and scary as fuck. I totally understand if all the ladies in the US want to do a 4B

[@savannahmorgan772]

Fun fact! The baby on board stickers are there to alert paramedics and police that there is a baby inside if the car crashes. It is not to brag and be like “hehehe I have a kid that I bring with me and YOU don’t! 🤭” no. It’s for safety reasons

[@cadesmandela1935]

Don’t expect somebody who uses the phrase “are the straights okay” unironically to actually have any nuance beyond “hehe look at these weird people being gay is superior”

[@savannahmorgan772]

@@cadesmandela1935 that is not the point I was making…. She obviously was saying this only applies to misogynistic men who objectify their girlfriends. Not all straight people. obviously there’s nothing wrong with being straight. It’s just making fun of misogynistic men

[@fennikk2433]

​@@cadesmandela1935 seethe

[@whoaitsdanny]

Is it, though? I don't hate these stickers very much and my interpretation is the safety perspective too (a prompt for other drivers to drive safely around such a vehicle and, as you say, an alert for rescue workers). But I've never seen anything to corroborate this interpretation. I've also heard that rescue workers have protocols to check for babies and infants anyway so a sticker adds nothing. It'd be a bit harsh if a baby just wasn't rescued because the parents did not like a silly sticker, right?

[@Corvustheguy]

We all knew that they arent okay, but i had hope 😔😔

[@lssmble]

21:25 ... literally what do they want then? they always complain that women are money laundering like that family money costume but when the wife steps up and become more successful.. they cheat?? LIKE WTF

[@alittlesillyalittlegoofy]

never ask for anything just sit still and look pretty and kiss the ground they walk on when they do the bare minimum

[@evawhite1144]

Fr, it's like, when a woman doesn't have a job and is just a housewife, men consider her a "leech" and that she doesn't do real work, even if housework is one of the most exhausting jobs out there, really. If she decides to get a job, she can make money from and becomes successful. They don't like that either. They hate the idea of women making money of their own because they know that means women don't need them and can be perfectly fine without them or relying on them, ever. Men just like the feeling of a helpless woman asking them for help cause it makes them feel powerful and strokes their frail male egos. When she's successful, tho, and can do stuff completely on her own, they're reminded of how useless they are and how little women actually need them. And they don't like that. Don't like being reminded that women can live happier lives without them.

[@Rayka_Plasma]

Girl I am sorry but past yourself had a reason to be scared 💔 election was a flop

[@spiderman23231]

She lost the election😿

[@grthjryrd7552]

LOL OWNED

[@yourlocalmoron4832]

>wants a virgin gf >expects her to be experienced Huh?

[@lowlifejpg]

hope everyone who lives in the US is doing okay, be safe and just remember we'll get through this

[@Meadow_24]

12:59 I remember reading this comment on yt shorts, as it happened. 😩 It wasn’t even nail polish. The lady said it’s little caps to put over the cat’s claws, so they don’t skid around on the floor (I think). She said pink was the only colour they had left. The replies were.. something to see. Lollll

[@Aeliustheratling]

New sketchbook and a fresh video..... winners love winning......

[@theacapella8004]

Oo are you an artist too?

[@thebearinthekitchen2960]

12:23 PH MY FREAKING GOD I REMEMBER THIS COMMENT AND SEEING IT AND BEING LIKE “oh ok this person is crazy let’s not think of them again” AND TWO DAYS LATER A FRIEND SHARES A SCREENSHOT OF IT AND NOW EMILY IS TALKING ABOUT IT

[@omarbirkdar5536]

Given who they elected....I would say no

[@christopherb501]

Tho I would argue none of the rest are either since they seemed not to turn out, despite knowing FULL WELL what the consequences would be. Idiots.

[@Elias-wf9so]

Them being angry about the pink nail polish suggest they would have being fine with it if it was blue...but i also kinda doubt that.

[@bubgerkirg]

the funny thing is it’s not nail polish, it’s a cap to prevent them from scratching lmao

[@b19wing]

They wouldn’t have liked blue either it’s too “woke” or “liberal”

[@NlsnBckr08]

"No hymen no diamonds" BYE THE VIDEO BARELY STARTED 😭🖐🏽

[@allanthinkstwice]

10:00 …girl ..I got some bad news .

[@aerisviel]

thank you for the content, and lowkey i hope you never get a better camera cause this one is just so familiar, and the grain reminds me of the time before youtube and the world became absolute dogshit

[@KreeZafi]

When I first discovered her I was surprised to see she had over a million subscribers, since you usually just see this low video quality with newer creators who haven't built up a big following yet. But I really like it, makes it feel more real and genuine, like just a person talking to their webcam rather than a whole production!

[@yourfavperson3748]

I actually love her camera quality

[@lil_dairy]

Straight man: she’s gotta be a virgin Straight man when he’s with a virgin: why are you so inexperienced and bad 😡😡😡

[@tus8233]

5:35 My grandma got mad at my mom when she was a teenager about tampons. My grandma thought that using a tampon counted and that my mom using one, took away her virginity. So sadly yes, some people genuinely believe that.

[@CascoLeaks]

13:21 of course this is the part that's playing when my mom walks in

[@ToothpasteIsGettingExpensive]

You know there is this thing called headphones, don’t know if you’ve heard of it but I do recommend you looking into it

[@CascoLeaks]

Girlie it's a silly KZbin comment why are you mad 💀​@@ToothpasteIsGettingExpensive

[@kayziofficial]

“Using holy water as lube” 😂😂😂😂

[@ToothpasteIsGettingExpensive]

@@CascoLeaks first of all I’m not a girl! Second, I’m not mad! I was just trying to help you!!

[@Garsnoos]

@@ToothpasteIsGettingExpensive Your comment unfortunately came off as very sarcastic but def not in a funny way

[@izisi6800]

I’m at a point where I know and have witnessed that there are good and loving men out there, but I have no motivation to look for them

[@Vari_hasnoclue]

WE’VE BEEN FED

[@lanimel8808]

STOP THE COUNT!! EMILY JUST POSTED

[@binniesgarden]

I am SO sorry Emily from Two Days Before.

[@Doll.xox111]

15:48 THAT IS WILD.

[@teamLewis44]

I can't believe someone actually sleeps with guys like this 🤭 shame for these girls

[@winteronvenus]

@@teamLewis44 it was her first time ever? I agree sometimes we as girls need to give certain men a lot less attention, but this guy is just a terrible partner.. not to mention she's 20 & he's 35?? Boi hell nah

[@alexf225]

@@teamLewis44 The one which should feel ashamed is this man.

[@teamLewis44]

@@alexf225 totally agree

[@Tubemansi]

14:05 - When you want to be a groomer, but don't want to risk an arrest. I need a shower after that. Also "Don't be shy. It's not sexy." As if a dude who specifically seeks out virgins isn't turned on by shyness. --- Hey, if you're not a good cook, you just need to find a woman who is. SHE'll be the good wife, you'll be the bad husband. Problem solved. Though perhaps you should get a wife who's a breadwinner, so you have more time to PLAY "HATOFUL BOYFRIEND"!

[@U5678-hl7oi]

The thing is, the pink things on the cat’s claws are just get claw caps, a more humane alternative to de-clawing. That’s just the color they come in. It’s really weird to get hung up on the color when it’s a manufacturer choice.

[@ARMENIANBARBIEEEE]

As a straight. We are not okay. But we do not claim them

[@TTpttp_]

I'll watch this tomorrow, but already commented and liked it because I 100% agree with Emily

[@raquelandrescagigasbermejo7680]

Those they/thems really turning the cats gay with the pink nail polish. Like that one person once said it starts with boneless wings and Fortnite and ends with pronouns and femboys

[@luzzyluz67457]

Maybe this country aint too bad.... God bless the femboys with pronouns 🫡

[@b19wing]

Huh uh???? I hate when they act like pronouns are a bad thing lol

[@stinkyanarchist]

LMAO NOT THE BONELESS WINGS😭💔

[@tealkerberus748]

Femboys are hot, though.

[@feefee6889]

The freak who said older men Are mature and have their shit together is living is dalulu land.

[@thecrispymaster]

11:20 - My question is that given virginity has roots in Christianity an implications of purity in a kind of religious sense, can a soulless automaton with a humanoid shape even BE a virgin?

[@badart3204]

It’s more about them being disgusted that another dude has been with the woman than anything else. They don’t want a used sex bot either. Also virginity being pure goes back way before Christianity and is a common feature in many religions for example the ancient Greeks

[@galaxyocicat5660]

@@badart3204 Which is not justifable at all

[@heartz4louie]

0:12 my dogs name is tony 🤷‍♀️

[@idontknow2469]

I love it when pets have such human names

[@fuzzyfluffywoolgathering]

do you put Tony's hair in your husband's sandwich too when he pisses you off?

[@Theweirdunicorn69]

@@idontknow2469it’s so fun to say “oh yeah, Tony took a big s#### on the rug today, he’s so silly!”

[@Idkwhat2puttt]

Lol my cat's name is Tony

[@kindal5671]

my sisters cats name is tony, named after the sopranos

[@M.Sorrentino]

The boy cat with the nail polish is so funny to me. Cuz honestly it doesnt matter and these religious people (not all) are so serious about it

[@b19wing]

Yeah right dudes wear nail polish all the time Didn’t like Spartan men wear pig blood nail polish cus it was a sign of social status or something (well Spartan men also had say gex with eachother to strengthen their soldierly bonds so)

[@iAmNotArobot-p4n]

@@b19wing yeah greece was the gayest place ever😭

[@b19wing]

@@iAmNotArobot-p4n very true

[@M.Sorrentino]

​@@b19wingAlpha males use spartan men as an excuse for saying that straight men are stronger 😅

[@b19wing]

@ ikr 😭 like they need to read history for a change In Sparta women had to dress like men during sex so that they wouldn’t “scare” the men Takes “it’s not gay if it’s with the homies” to a whole new level

[@sophia-y6q3w]

wake up the queen posted

[@deadfliesinthesummertime]

25:43 i'm actually crying why is his tongue the same color as his skin

[@fritzy404]

Camouflage

[@mrf5729]

LOOOOOL ​@@fritzy404

[@lowlifejpg]

my online older sister swooping in to cure me from my seasonal depression ❤

[@fh9061]

Man this is a rough time

[@Evilogy]

emily you’re so 2000s older sister coded i love you

[@exolentexo-l]

everyone the queen posted just when we needed her

[@alicegreymore6052]

We are not, HELP US EMILY

[@Hunterofartemischildofhades]

13:22 😭😭😭😭😭😭 "using holy water as lube"

[@Hulahoopish]

Thank you. This broke me.

[@tamathegiant]

IVE BEEN BLESSED THIS SATURDAY

[@jacobbell1934]

We will all hopefully get through this. Build community

[@Eelectrik]

This is the perfect video to have a Nancy sponsor on

[@Xvielle3]

At least we've gotten the answer to the question.

[@myskia-chiro]

13:39 an out of context emily compilation video would be so unhinged 😭

[@S_26780]

I'm in love with emily’s comment section.😋💘

[@b19wing]

Sameeee only place I can find on here that doesn’t have Trumpers on it 😭

[@Foolishly_Royalty]

​@@b19wingknock on wood. They're everywjere :(

[@js8qp2pwisos]

​@@b19wing why do they all use the 🤣 emoji. Like the 😂 emoji just isnt aggressive enough for them

[@b19wing]

@@js8qp2pwisos I hateeeeeee the sideways laugh and moai emojis sm

[@roy_valadao]

centrists are so strange.

[@graveswhitlock3276]

ppl also don’t understand that hymens can also be torn through strenuous exercise. it’s not just an indicator of virginity 😭😭

[@WhenYoureAround]

I can confirm, my parents are not okay.

[@JaxonBaker-t7z]

KZbin thought it could hide this from me for 3 minutes?!?!?!

[@9124Nove]

28:23 They seriously used a photo of Vivica A. Fox?! She still looks great, she simply got older. Can't expect her to look the same as she did from the early 90s.

[@christopherb501]

Somehow the concept of _aging_ is being lost on people now.

[@smorzando...]

14:42 i actually am gonna die wtf that text us so disgusting. Imagine having sex and then telling someone how bad they are? Also "you need to get vetter at shaving" meanwhile he probably has a fucking tree not even a bush. Im gonna cry

[@ThyFloorestFloor]

The amount of people who both expect their dates to be virgins, while also wanting them to put out in like the first date collides so much, they're almost the same kind of person.

[@christopherb501]

How the human mind has survived this long in constantly living off of integrating and internalizing such paradox, I will never understand.

[@b19wing]

31:00 actually 🤓☝️ high estrogen levels contribute to dry eyes and less tear production

[@ValentineS97]

not the sponsor being my mom’s name 😅🤦🏾😂 we were so worried about the frogs being turned gay that we forgot about the CATS 🤦🏾😞

[@b19wing]

That’s not even nail polish they are claw caps to stop that cat from scratching stuff 😭😭😭

[@sarahsant6248]

One time I was trying to explain to my (19F) boyfriend (28M) how the wage gap worked and he didn't believe me, so I started pulling up sources, and he wouldn't even read them, just said it was fake and I was gullible for believing it. So I started crying because he was being mean to me, and he told me he refused to have a conversation if I was being "irrational" (i.e. crying after he repeatedly patronized me). I've never dated a significantly older man again.

[@sarahsant6248]

Another time, my rapist broke up with me because I interrupted him ONE TIME while he was repeating his point in the same words for the third time instead of responding to my points (which were about respecting trans people's pronouns even when they aren't in the room). I had sent him an article about how to interact with trans people several days before when the conversation had been brought up, and he never read it. He was aware that I had multiple trans friends who I loved dearly. And, as a rapist, he'd made it very clear on two separate occasions that his pleasure was more important than my health and safety. Some men are just Like That.

[@Number1_Pearl]

This horrible I'm so sorry

[@anonisnoone6125]

What point were u exactly trying to make with the wage gap? If it was that women get paid less, that's false. It's quite literally illegal to do that and no company, especially massive corporations would risk doing that.

[@sarahsant6248]

@@anonisnoone6125 Funnily enough, this man I'm complaining about said the same thing, and never read the sources I pulled up! On average, women are given promotions much less often and get less raises and fewer bonuses than men. This is often blamed on women not being assertive enough when asking for raises, but studies have shown that women being assertive in the workplace is actually punished whereas it's praised when men do the same thing. I encourage you to look up your own sources and actually read them! This has been extensively studied :)

[@sarahsant6248]

@@anonisnoone6125 Women are also hired much less often for a lot of types of jobs. Women of color have an even wider wage gap than white women (at least in the U.S.).

[@solidcestlavie7]

Lmfaooooo the face you made when you said “Dude wipes” 🤘🏽hahaha you’re hilarious af

[@b19wing]

Also those dude wipes are TERRIBLE for plumbing But no men have to use the overpriced 🔫💪manly wipes💥🍻

[@adumba3709]

Ive lost count on how many videos youve made on str*ight people and i love it

[@1van1shed969]

Why'd you sensor it

[@1van1shed969]

That's kinda offensive

[@Kalitayy]

@@1van1shed969 boohoo

[@junebugsjukebox]

@@1van1shed969because they suck

[@js8qp2pwisos]

​@@1van1shed969 good